User:EijiZeBoi

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Ayy m8's! It's Eiji! Here on Miraheze! I am probably the dumbest person you have ever met on the planet! I'm the one who used to cause chaos on MCOrigins before I got banned. My acting skills suck, I hate 13 Reasons Why and NASCAR, and I get hate more than a Skittles piece in an M&M's package! So stick around! Enjoy my godawful presence!

Also, if you dare to mess with me, I'm gonna summon Lil Mamos to snap you out of existence. Moxy is shaking.

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Pages I Created

  1. UglyDolls
  2. Paranormal Activity
  3. The Devil Inside
  4. Death of Cameron Boyce
  5. The Curse of La Llorona
  6. The Bodyguard
  7. The Nun
  8. The Final Destination
  9. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
  10. Beauty and the Beast (2017 film)
  11. Twilight
  12. Mother!
  13. Loqueesha
  14. The Bye Bye Man
  15. Crawl
  16. Sucker Punch
  17. I Know What You Did Last Summer
  18. Snakes on a Plane
  19. The Boondock Saints

Pages That Aren't Mine (but I helped create)

Friend Codes

  • Nintendo Switch: SW-7280-5918-5990

Google Translate Requests

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OuMPEwkTVmKQS6uvsyNknjBhTlA36kStpP_Ak5Qa9_Q/edit?usp=sharing


Comments :D


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EijiZeBoi

26 days ago
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Why can't you just be normal!?
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EijiZeBoi

26 days ago
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I'D LIKE SOME STRAYBERRY STRAYBERRY STRAYBERRY STRAYBERRY SHITCAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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EijiZeBoi

26 days ago
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Da fuk am I doing with my life?
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EijiZeBoi

26 days ago
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Ananas on my Discord server be like: I'm GonNA PreTeNd tO be TrEvOr And pOsT sOme SHitTY PiCtuRE oF SOME whiTe duDe eiJi dOesN'T knOW AboUT to creEP him oUT loloLoloLOloLol.
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EijiZeBoi

26 days ago
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Really. There's some creepy user on my Discord server named Ananas who keeps pretending to be mah boi Trevor and posting a screenshot of some creepy dude. I had to ban him from the server and block him from sending me DMs.
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EijiZeBoi

25 days ago
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I, Eiji, have fucking died.

R.I.P, Eiji.

2006-2020.

May this retard rest in peace.
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EijiZeBoi

25 days ago
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Why is nobody commenting on my profile? ;_;
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WageTheGoblin12

24 days ago
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Niagra Falls
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EijiZeBoi

24 days ago
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Nah, more like Viagra Falls.
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EijiZeBoi

24 days ago
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Marry me Greta
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WageTheGoblin12

24 days ago
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We

Are

Fam

Ly

Guuuuuyyy
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EijiZeBoi

24 days ago
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Geeks + Gamers? More like Geeks + Losers.
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WageTheGoblin12

24 days ago
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No Bullshit is complete bullshit.
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EijiZeBoi

20 days ago
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Everyone is invited over to my place for popcorn baked in trampoline water.
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EijiZeBoi

20 days ago
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This comment was made possible by contributions to your PBS station from viewers like you. Thank you.
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EijiZeBoi

20 days ago
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NASCAR is 100% trash
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EijiZeBoi

20 days ago
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Mario Kart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NASCAR
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EijiZeBoi

18 days ago
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Pls comment on my profile or I cri. ;_;
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Stephenfisher2001

18 days ago
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Hi! :(
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EijiZeBoi

18 days ago
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Hi.
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Stephenfisher2001

18 days ago
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I've just changed my profile, earlier, for new generation. :)
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EijiZeBoi

18 days ago
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Cool
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Stephenfisher2001

18 days ago
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But the bad news is, That I'm going to watch,

Hellboy. (2019) Sounds horrifying.

Cuz, I'm going to be a Very angry movie pony nerd!

Also, Last night, I saw the movie, The Swarm, and The Swarm is pretty bad, trust me, If you see it, trust me, It gets worse. :(
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EijiZeBoi

17 days ago
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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Stephenfisher2001

17 days ago
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Yes, that's what the flaws of The Swarm is. Here's a story about The Swarm movie:

Scientist Brad Crane teams up with General Slater to use military tactics to stop a huge swarm of deadly African bees spreads terror over American cities by killing thousands of people in the U.S.

Also, the worst part? The movie has little-to-no scares.
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EijiZeBoi

17 days ago
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So I am confusion.

Why is this one Kansas?
But this one is not Ar-kansas?























AMERICA EXPLAIN!!! EXPLAIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ARKANSAW!!!???
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EijiZeBoi

17 days ago
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Gradually watermelon
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EijiZeBoi

15 days ago
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What da friking frik.
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EijiZeBoi

15 days ago
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Greta Thunberg is god.
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EijiZeBoi

15 days ago
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NASCAR is for losers. #facts
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EijiZeBoi

12 days ago
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Dance Monkey is one of the worst songs ever made.
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EijiZeBoi

12 days ago
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K-Pop is for winners.
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EijiZeBoi

12 days ago
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NASCAR is for rednecks.
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EijiZeBoi

11 days ago
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I'm Eiji, the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world.
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Stephenfisher2001

11 days ago
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XD
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EijiZeBoi

11 days ago
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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EijiZeBoi

11 days ago
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I am posting here in the hopes that you will help my to find my son. He is 43 years old and suffers from ASD. His computer was left open to this page, and the “t” “e” “n” “d” “I” “e” “s” keys are slick with chicken tender grease, so I know he must visit this community frequently.

For the most part my baby boy is non-verbal, but he does have a few word approximations that he uses to ask his mummy for his favourite things (tendies = chicken tenders, Dewey = Mountain Dew, honey mussy = honey mustard dipping sauce, etc.). However, he mostly communicates by making shrieking sounds and banging on the walls until I bring him chicken tenders. He is a growing boy, after all!

I made a huge mistake earlier this afternoon when I let my stupid (now ex) boyfriend Sven persuade me to purée a small amount of cauliflower into the batter I use to coat my baby boy’s chicken tenders before I deep fry them. You see, because my son has autism he only eats a handful of foods, and his doctors have advised me to just let him have whatever foods he likes due to his severe condition. Sven is a well known local volunteer softball coach, so his health and physical appearance are obviously very important to him and an important part of his career. This was how he convinced me to try to deceive my sweet good boy. He said “he is retarded Elena! He will never notice such a small amount of cauliflower in his food! He barely chews it, and drowns it in honey mustard for fuck’s sake! The boy needs to start eating healthy foods or he’s gonna drop dead of a heart attack! You are the parent Elena!” So I did the unthinkable. I added the tiniest bit of cauliflower purée to his chicken tender batter. My poor sweet boy!!!!! Of course he noticed right away when I brought him his 4pm pre-dinner snack :( before he even tasted them he started shrieking and screaming “vegetals!! vegetals!!!” He threw the platter of chicken on the floor and started throwing his feces and urine around his bedroom and at myself and my boyfriend (my son is not able to use the restroom due to being morbidly obese and unable to fit through a standard door frame, so he often uses bottles and bowls to relieve himself in his bedroom - such a big boy!). I was so proud of my good boy for using a new word, (vegetables!) but instead of celebrating his growth, I am sobbing because my sweet boy is now missing!

When I ran to the kitchen to make him some fresh unadulterated chicken tenders before he became famished from his tantrum, he must have run full speed into the wall of his bedroom, which is an exterior wall. Sonehow, he crashed right through the wall! I guess on account of his heavy set frame and his extreme rage (induced by my horrible deception)? By the time I got back to his room to investigate the crashing sound, he had already disappeared! I know he had planned to leave for good, too, because he took his Asian lady body pillow with him.

I have contacted the local police, but they just told me he is a “grown man” and there’s nothing they can do until he has been missing for at least 48 hours!!! He will starve to death by then!!! I am so lost without my good boy.

Of course, I immediately kicked my boyfriend out of the house and told him never to come near me or my sweetie again!!! I also put several platters of fresh chicken tenders with chocolate milk and Mountain Dew around the house and in the nearby woods, but so far they all remain untouched :(

I’m hoping against all hopes that somehow my good boy will read this, or reach out to one of his internet friends and you can relay my message to him.

My dear sweet good boy,

Mummy is so sorry for what she did to you. She will never ever ever add any vegetables to your chicken tenders ever again!! That awful Sven is gone forever from our lives! It will always be just you and mummy. You will not need to worry about any more “good boy points” because I have awarded you 100,000,000 of them and chicken tenders will always cost 0 points. Please come home!!!

Love,

Mummy xoxoxoxox

If any of you are local friends to my snuggly boy, and he approaches you in person please be careful! He is startled easily and becomes enraged and violent. The best thing you can do is put out plenty of chicken tenders and chocolate milk to keep him busy eating while you contact me so I can come and get him. And do NOT touch that body pillow!!!
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EijiZeBoi

11 days ago
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Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an intense sexual relationship.
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EijiZeBoi

11 days ago
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The Sonic franchise is like a cow. It gets milked way too often.
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EijiZeBoi

10 days ago
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I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park but... it turned out to be a graveyard, and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs waiting to be reborn.
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EijiZeBoi

9 days ago
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UglyDollsFan2002 is an idiot.
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EijiZeBoi

9 days ago
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This is true fashion. ------->





This is fake fashion. ------->


















K-Pop is 100% superior to NASCAR. Stop stanning NASCAR and start stanning K-Pop! Call 1-800-849-1823 for more information!
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EijiZeBoi

9 days ago
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Maybe if NASCAR stanned LOONA it would be a real sport.

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EijiZeBoi

8 days ago
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Literally the first thing I did after Trevor gave me admin on his wiki was check the Recent Changes tab, like always.
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EijiZeBoi

8 days ago
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I'm the definition of idiot.
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EijiZeBoi

6 days ago
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Time to make another stupid comment on my userpage.
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EijiZeBoi

5 days ago
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Ur pledge of allegiance and star-spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis.
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EijiZeBoi

14 hours 48 minutes ago
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