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Why hello there. My name's Eiji. I'm your average 14-year-old gay male who's waiting to suck someone's dick. I'm also the one who used to cause chaos on MCOrigins before I got banned. My acting skills suck, I hate 13 Reasons Why and NASCAR, and I get hate more than a Skittles piece in an M&M's package. So stick around! Enjoy my godawful presence!

Also, if you dare to mess with me, I'm gonna summon Lil Mamos to snap you out of existence. Moxy is shaking.

Lil Mamos.jpg

How I found the Reception Family Wikis

It all started back around April 2018, I think. This was back when the Globglogabgalab was popular. When I heard of this meme and watched it, I wanted to know how it originated. So I went on Know Your Meme, searched it up, and found out about the film Strawinsky and the Mysterious House. I wanted to know more about it so I searched it up on Google and came across this FANDOM website called Awful Movies Wiki. At first, I wasn't interested, but eventually, I went on that website, and it was like a new world to me. When I found this wiki, I heard more about the other wikis, so I started going on them. I loved reading about them, and that's all I really did back on FANDOM. I never really edited a lot, and whenever I did, it was only small edits. This also meant I didn't know much about the users, even the most popular ones.

Then came a turning point at around August 2018. I went on Toxic Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki to read some more articles and I was greeted with a notice saying that it was closed. I was like "Oh no! How could this happen to this wiki!?". But I had all of the other Reception Family Wikis, and I had found out about Atrocious YouTubers Wiki (the wiki you're on, duh), so I thought nothing would happen to them, right? WRONG! The next month, I went on Crappy Games Wiki on my dad's phone only to be greeted with an error saying that the website could not be displayed. I then went on my computer only to find out it got shut down, just like Toxic Fandoms & Hatedoms Wiki. I went on the other wikis only to find out they got shut down too. I was in complete hysterics, thinking "How could FANDOM do this to the wikis!?".

I didn't know what to do until a few weeks later, when I searched up Crappy Games Wiki to see if I could find an alternative, only to be greeted with a website called Miraheze. I found out it had all of the pages from the old wiki, safe and sound. And best of all, the rest of the Reception Family Wikis were there too. We were saved! Eventually, around December 19, 2018, I created my Miraheze account and joined the Reception Family! I went from a reader and part-time editor to full-on editor in about a few months, having created 86 pages on the wikis as of December 2019.

Pages I Created

  1. UglyDolls
  2. Paranormal Activity
  3. The Devil Inside
  4. Death of Cameron Boyce
  5. The Curse of La Llorona
  6. The Bodyguard
  7. The Nun
  8. The Final Destination
  9. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
  10. Beauty and the Beast (2017 film)
  11. Twilight
  12. Mother!
  13. Loqueesha
  14. The Bye Bye Man
  15. Crawl
  16. Sucker Punch
  17. I Know What You Did Last Summer
  18. Snakes on a Plane
  19. The Boondock Saints

Pages That Aren't Mine (but I helped create)

My Personal Interests

Media Likes Dislikes Neutral
Books, Comics, Manga Little Women

Wonder

Heartstopper

Doraemon

Case Closed

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Wayside School

Matilda

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Ban This Book

Chick tracts

Twilight

N/A
Movies My Neighbor Totoro

Parasite

Mad Max: Fury Road

Psycho

Short Term 12

Hereditary

Castle in the Sky

The Babadook

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Room

Scream

Singin' In The Rain

Inside Out

Beauty and the Beast

Her

Perfect Blue

Coraline

Spirited Away

Shrek

Your Name

Heathers

La La Land

The Social Network

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Kiki's Delivery Service

The Cabin In The Woods

Black Swan

The Perks of Being A Wallflower

A Quiet Place

Princess Mononoke

Booksmart

Little Miss Sunshine

When Marnie Was There

The Wolf of Wall Street

Mean Girls

mother!

Cats

The Nun

Loqueesha

The Curse of La Llorona

Saving Christmas

Hillary's America

Death of a Nation

The Grinch

Unfriended

Minions

Ender's Game

Unplanned

Joker (I know I gave it a 5/10 on IMDb but that's only for Joaquin Phoenix's performance. The rest of it is complete shit.)

Rain Man

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

UglyDolls

The Boss Baby

The Room

The Shawshank Redemption (Not much of a fan of it)

Ghostbusters (2016)

Bird Box

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Frozen

Avengers: Endgame (Again, not much of a fan)

Musicians, Bands Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

Lil Mama

TheFatRat

Cupcakke (Screw what HM&SW says about her)

Marina and the Diamonds

Girls' Generation

Katy Perry

ABBA

TWICE

AKB48

Kat McSnatch (Screw what Benderbitch01 says about her)

Ariana Grande

EXO

Got7

Billie Eyelash Eilish

BTS

Justin Bieber

Doja Cat

One Direction

Cardi B

Selena Gomez

6ix9ine

Iggy Azalea

Momoland

Nicki Minaj

Taylor Swift

Blackpink

Eminem

Britney Spears

Songs Gee by Girls' Generation

Lip Gloss by Lil Mama

We Are Number One from LazyTown

PonPonPon by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

Monody by TheFatRat ft. Laura Brehm

Roar by Katy Perry

Defying Gravity from Wicked

Maru Maru Mori Mori by Kaoru to Tomoki, Tamami Mook

CHEER UP by TWICE

Squidward Nose by Cupcakke

bury a friend by Billie Eilish

Fefe by 6ix9ine ft. Nicki Minaj and Murda Beatz

Taki Taki by DJ Snake ft. Ozuna, Selena Gomes & Cardi B

Dance Monkey by Tones & I

Baby by Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris (Guilty Pleasure)
Television/Web Series Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Orange Is The New Black

Class T1T5

My Hero Academia

South Park

Friends

Peppa Pig (ironically nowadays)

Little Witch Academia

Peg + Cat

Dora The Explorer

TAWOG

SpongeBob SquarePants

Jessie

Hilda

iCarly

The Magic School Bus

13 Reasons Why

Fox News

Cory in the House

Pakdam Pakdai (Sorry not sorry Stomps)

Riverdale

Caillou

Pop Team Epic

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Teen Titans Go!

The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange

Wayside

CNN

Family Guy

The Loud House

Food and Candy Sushi

Steak

Rice

Okonomiyaki

Brocolli

Skittles

Pizza

Orange Chicken

Peanuts

Eggrolls

Natto

TBA
Drinks Dr. Pepper

Cherry Coke

Sprite

Grape juice

Water

Coca-Cola

Sunkist

Green Tea TBA
Video Games Just Dance 4

Yo-Kai Watch

Minecraft

Super Mario Odyssey

Cuphead

Mario Kart

Bloons TD5

Tomodachi Life

Undertale

Super Smash Bros: Ultimate

My Singing Monsters

Despicable Me (video game)

Fortnite

Pokémon

Super Mario Maker

Websites Miraheze

YouTube

Coolmathgames

Kahoot!

FMovies (I know piracy isn't okay, but as Wage said, it's gotten to the point where it doesn't seem illegal anymore)

Spotify

Pixlr

Just Dance Wiki

Clipchamp

IMDb

BitChute

TheTopTens

Tumblr

One Angry Gamer

Quizizz

Facebook

Horrible Music & Songs Wiki

Twitter

FANDOM (I mean, I still go on it, though I don't find it as enjoyable anymore)

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Wikipedia

RationalWiki

Vyond

Grammarly

The Guardian

YouTube Channels Translator Fails

JianHao Tan

Miranda Sings

Pupinia Stewart (ironically)

RareYellowWUUTBee

ExplodingTNT

Samster5677

Lindsay Ellis

Hunter1s1k

Saberspark

Daniel T. Gaming

Cult of Dusty

Wah!Banana

Pyrocynical

Prankshup laber (ironically)

penguinz0

Cynical Reviews

Lele Pons

Logan Paul

Robert Storms

No Bullshit

Geeks + Gamers

Jake Paul

Onision

TheQuartering

Tati Westbrook

Morgz

That Star Wars Girl

Riley The Wander Over Yonder & Regular Show Guy

MrBeast

ZETA THE ANTI-DEMOCRAT

T-Series

James Charles

Watchmojo.com

PewDiePie

Celebrities and Notable People Greta Thunberg

Hayao Miyazaki

RM (BTS)

Toni Collette

Scarlett Johannson

Alfred Hitchcock

Mina (TWICE)

Bong Joon-ho

Park So-dam

Brie Larson

Wes Craven

Bill Gates

Jihyo (TWICE)

Jessica Jung

Mark Zuckerberg

Natalie Portman

Martin Scorsese

Tucker Carlson

Amy Schumer

Naomi Seibt

Lovely Peaches

Owen Benjamin

Katherine Langford

James Corden

Rush Limbaugh

Amy Schumer

Sean Hannity

Gwyneth Paltrow

Paula Deen

Laura Ingraham

Monica Rial

Jennifer Lawrence

Emilia Clarke

Todd Phillips

Ben Shapiro

Jimin (BTS)

Users Trevor807 (my nibba)

Masson Thief

Grust

Void

ItMeansNothing

Kesner

Ramadhan1a

Portrock1566 (Robert)

SaltylakeXD

TheChisatoFan

Seanbuscus2600

Lamborghini446

GrilledCheese800

MJ2009

Matthew The Guy

NeptunePerson2018

FinesseFinnish

Hendicted

Hookuai (Tarbiz)

Spongebuff1991

PlantyB0i

ToukaxKaneki (SchwixRiku)

PurFox

Vandals and trolls in general

Willg8686

IHateShippers

MrPissShithead

Vaderxl

UglyDollsFan2002

Garbageman55

LineTheBasher

Gucci Rsbbit

JackRuff

Daffodilsk8prk

EmBeeOfficial

Zenko

Xavior 0.10

GinaGiovanniellio2001

SecretKy

Spidey McFly

HarmonTower805

RoboticJeffy

Mickey Mouse

Bgsonickid

LA2002

Stephenfisher2001 (If he would stop having arguments and impulsively acting rude to people, I would put him back on my favorites list)

DuchessSponge5000

SaveCartoonNetwork!

Inkster

Deviant Artists I don't use DeviantArt :/ N/A N/A
Fictional Characters Tenya Iida (My Hero Academia)

The Babadook

Charlie Graham (Hereditary)

Kyle Broflovski (South Park)

Tao Xu (Heartstopper)

Phoebe Buffay (Friends)

Jibanyan (Yo-Kai Watch)

Kim Ki-jung (Parasite)

Totoro (My Neighbor Totoro)

Tasha Jefferson (Orange Is The New Black)

Madam Soot Beng (JianHao Tan)

Sucy Manbavaran (Little Witch Academia)

Gigi (Booksmart)

Chihiro Ogino (Sen) (Spirited Away)

Kim Ki-woo (Parasite)

Izuku Midoriya (Deku) (My Hero Academia)

Denise (JianHao Tan)

Imperator Furiosa (Mad Max: Fury Road)

Atsuko Kagari (Little Witch Academia)

Piper Chapman (Orange Is The New Black)

Amy Antsler (Booksmart)

Cheryl Blossom (Riverdale)

Hannah Baker (13 Reasons Why)

Kevin Keller (Riverdale)

Roshan (Ice Age Baby) (Ice Age)

Caillou

Ani Achola (13 Reasons Why)

Arthur Fleck (Joker)

Peppa Pig

Diana Cavendish (Little Witch Academia)

Memes Grumpy Cat

Boomer memes

Doge

Keanu Reeves memes

Cory In The House memes N/A
Miscellaneous Things Nintendo 3DS

Nintendo Switch

Yaoi

Cats

Wii

Chromebooks

Screaming Lyrics

Netflix

Porn

A24

BDSM (sorry Robert)

SJWs and Obsessive Anti-SJWs

TikTok

Extreme K-Pop stans (Even though I kinda am one but IDFC)

NASCAR (sorry not sorry Trevor)

Inflation (sorry not sorry Inkster; I just don't get why people get turned on by fat people)

Yuri

Some stuff about me

  • Birthdate: January 21, 2006
  • Gender: Male
  • Age: 14
  • Country: United States
    • State: California
  • Nationality: Japanese-Mexican
  • Sexuality: Gay
  • Religion: Agonstic
  • Political Side: Leftist

External Links

Friend Codes

  • Nintenhoe Bitch: SW-7280-5918-5990

Comments :D


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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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Why can't you just be normal!?
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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I'D LIKE SOME STRAYBERRY STRAYBERRY STRAYBERRY STRAYBERRY SHITCAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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Da fuk am I doing with my life?
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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Ananas on my Discord server be like: I'm GonNA PreTeNd tO be TrEvOr And pOsT sOme SHitTY PiCtuRE oF SOME whiTe duDe eiJi dOesN'T knOW AboUT to creEP him oUT loloLoloLOloLol.
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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Really. There's some creepy user on my Discord server named Ananas who keeps pretending to be mah boi Trevor and posting a screenshot of some creepy dude. I had to ban him from the server and block him from sending me DMs.
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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I, Eiji, have fucking died.

R.I.P, Eiji.

2006-2020.

May this retard rest in peace.
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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Why is nobody commenting on my profile? ;_;
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ItMeansNothing

5 months ago
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Niagra Falls
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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Nah, more like Viagra Falls.
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ItMeansNothing

5 months ago
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We

Are

Fam

Ly

Guuuuuyyy
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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Geeks + Gamers? More like Geeks + Losers.
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ItMeansNothing

5 months ago
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No Bullshit is complete bullshit.
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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Everyone is invited over to my place for popcorn baked in trampoline water.
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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This comment was made possible by contributions to your PBS station from viewers like you. Thank you.
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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NASCAR is 100% trash
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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Mario Kart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NASCAR
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Pls comment on my profile or I cri. ;_;
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Stephenfisher2001

4 months ago
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Hi! :(
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Hi.
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Stephenfisher2001

4 months ago
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I've just changed my profile, earlier, for new generation. :)
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Cool
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Stephenfisher2001

4 months ago
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But the bad news is, That I'm going to watch,

Hellboy. (2019) Sounds horrifying.

Cuz, I'm going to be a Very angry movie pony nerd!

Also, Last night, I saw the movie, The Swarm, and The Swarm is pretty bad, trust me, If you see it, trust me, It gets worse. :(
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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Stephenfisher2001

4 months ago
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Yes, that's what the flaws of The Swarm is. Here's a story about The Swarm movie:

Scientist Brad Crane teams up with General Slater to use military tactics to stop a huge swarm of deadly African bees spreads terror over American cities by killing thousands of people in the U.S.

Also, the worst part? The movie has little-to-no scares.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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So I am confusion.

Why is this one Kansas?
But this one is not Ar-kansas?























AMERICA EXPLAIN!!! EXPLAIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ARKANSAW!!!???
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Gradually watermelon
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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What da friking frik.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Greta Thunberg is god.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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NASCAR is for losers. #facts
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Dance Monkey is one of the worst songs ever made.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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K-Pop is for winners.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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NASCAR is for rednecks.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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I'm Eiji, the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world.
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Stephenfisher2001

4 months ago
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XD
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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I am posting here in the hopes that you will help my to find my son. He is 43 years old and suffers from ASD. His computer was left open to this page, and the “t” “e” “n” “d” “I” “e” “s” keys are slick with chicken tender grease, so I know he must visit this community frequently.

For the most part my baby boy is non-verbal, but he does have a few word approximations that he uses to ask his mummy for his favourite things (tendies = chicken tenders, Dewey = Mountain Dew, honey mussy = honey mustard dipping sauce, etc.). However, he mostly communicates by making shrieking sounds and banging on the walls until I bring him chicken tenders. He is a growing boy, after all!

I made a huge mistake earlier this afternoon when I let my stupid (now ex) boyfriend Sven persuade me to purée a small amount of cauliflower into the batter I use to coat my baby boy’s chicken tenders before I deep fry them. You see, because my son has autism he only eats a handful of foods, and his doctors have advised me to just let him have whatever foods he likes due to his severe condition. Sven is a well known local volunteer softball coach, so his health and physical appearance are obviously very important to him and an important part of his career. This was how he convinced me to try to deceive my sweet good boy. He said “he is retarded Elena! He will never notice such a small amount of cauliflower in his food! He barely chews it, and drowns it in honey mustard for fuck’s sake! The boy needs to start eating healthy foods or he’s gonna drop dead of a heart attack! You are the parent Elena!” So I did the unthinkable. I added the tiniest bit of cauliflower purée to his chicken tender batter. My poor sweet boy!!!!! Of course he noticed right away when I brought him his 4pm pre-dinner snack :( before he even tasted them he started shrieking and screaming “vegetals!! vegetals!!!” He threw the platter of chicken on the floor and started throwing his feces and urine around his bedroom and at myself and my boyfriend (my son is not able to use the restroom due to being morbidly obese and unable to fit through a standard door frame, so he often uses bottles and bowls to relieve himself in his bedroom - such a big boy!). I was so proud of my good boy for using a new word, (vegetables!) but instead of celebrating his growth, I am sobbing because my sweet boy is now missing!

When I ran to the kitchen to make him some fresh unadulterated chicken tenders before he became famished from his tantrum, he must have run full speed into the wall of his bedroom, which is an exterior wall. Sonehow, he crashed right through the wall! I guess on account of his heavy set frame and his extreme rage (induced by my horrible deception)? By the time I got back to his room to investigate the crashing sound, he had already disappeared! I know he had planned to leave for good, too, because he took his Asian lady body pillow with him.

I have contacted the local police, but they just told me he is a “grown man” and there’s nothing they can do until he has been missing for at least 48 hours!!! He will starve to death by then!!! I am so lost without my good boy.

Of course, I immediately kicked my boyfriend out of the house and told him never to come near me or my sweetie again!!! I also put several platters of fresh chicken tenders with chocolate milk and Mountain Dew around the house and in the nearby woods, but so far they all remain untouched :(

I’m hoping against all hopes that somehow my good boy will read this, or reach out to one of his internet friends and you can relay my message to him.

My dear sweet good boy,

Mummy is so sorry for what she did to you. She will never ever ever add any vegetables to your chicken tenders ever again!! That awful Sven is gone forever from our lives! It will always be just you and mummy. You will not need to worry about any more “good boy points” because I have awarded you 100,000,000 of them and chicken tenders will always cost 0 points. Please come home!!!

Love,

Mummy xoxoxoxox

If any of you are local friends to my snuggly boy, and he approaches you in person please be careful! He is startled easily and becomes enraged and violent. The best thing you can do is put out plenty of chicken tenders and chocolate milk to keep him busy eating while you contact me so I can come and get him. And do NOT touch that body pillow!!!
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an intense sexual relationship.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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The Sonic franchise is like a cow. It gets milked way too often.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park but... it turned out to be a graveyard, and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs waiting to be reborn.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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UglyDollsFan2002 is an idiot.
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Hookuai

7 days ago
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sorry to necropost, but UglyDollsFan2002 has a brain the size of a dust of sand
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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TheTrueQueens.jpg
TrashyShit.jpg


This is true fashion. ------->





This is fake fashion. ------->


















K-Pop is 100% superior to NASCAR. Stop stanning NASCAR and start stanning K-Pop! Call 1-800-849-1823 for more information!
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Trevor807

2 months ago
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Uniforms aren’t truly fashion unless you wear them everyday.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Maybe if NASCAR stanned LOONA it would be a real sport.

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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Literally the first thing I did after Trevor gave me admin on his wiki was check the Recent Changes tab, like always.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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I'm the definition of idiot.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Time to make another stupid comment on my userpage.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Ur pledge of allegiance and star-spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Abandon.jpg
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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I played Sweet Home Alabama to my sister


Nothing happened, but our kids liked it.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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TAXI TAXI TAXI TAXI TAXI TAXI TAXI TAXI

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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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P U S S Y
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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I get it cracking like a bad back
Bitch talking she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer
C'mon, bitch, you see, where Brad at?
Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah, they know what this is, give bitches the business
'Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman
Yes, I'm rockin' Jordans, but I ain't a jumpman
Bitches play the back 'cause they know I'm the frontman
Put me on a dollar 'cause I'm who they trust in
Ayo SB, what the fuck's good?
We ship platinum, them bitches is shippin' wood
Them nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish a bitch would

You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho
Yeah, you a, you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho (You stupid, stupid)
You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho (You stupid, stupid)
You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho (You stupid, stupid)
You a stupid ho (You stupid, stupid)
Yeah, you a, you a stupid ho (You stupid, stupid)

Uh, look Bubbles, go back to ya' habitat
MJ gone, and I ain't havin' that
How you gonna be the stunt double to the nigga monkey?
Top of that I'm in the Phantom lookin' hella chonky
Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah, they know what this is, give bitches the business
'Cause I pull up in the Porsche, but it ain't de Rossi
Pretty bitches only could get in my posse
Yes, my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski
Hey, yo Baby Bop, fuck you and your EP
Who's gassin' this ho? BP?
Hmm... thinks
One, two, three, do the Nicki Minaj blink
These hoes so busted, hoes is so crusty
These bitches is my sons and I don't want custody
hese hoes so busted, hoes is so crusty
These bitches is my sons and I don't want custody

You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho
Yeah, you a, you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho (You stupid, stupid)
You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho (You stupid, stupid)
You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho (You stupid, stupid)
You a stupid ho (You stupid, stupid)
Yeah, you a, you a stupid ho (You stupid, stupid)

If you cute, then your crew can roll
If you sexy, eat my cucka roll
Put ya' cape on, you a super ho
2012, I'm at the Super Bowl

Stupid hoes is my enemy, stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid ho shoulda befriended me then she coulda prolly came back
Stupid hoes is my enemy, stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid ho shoulda befriended me then she could've probably came back
You a stupid ho, you a stupid ho, you a stupid ho
And I ain't hit that note, but fuck you stupid ho, fuck you stupid ho
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid ho
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid ho
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid ho

I am the female Weezy...
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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Putting acne products on a dry face is like dunking your face into a pot of boiling water.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
Score 0

NOBODY:

NOBODY AT ALL:

NOBODY ON THIS PLANET:

NOBODY IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM:

NOT EVEN THANOS:

NOT EVEN BIG CHUNGUS:

NOT EVEN UGANDAN KNUCKLES:

NOT EVEN MY FATHER WHO LEFT ME:

NOT EVEN STEVE FROM MINECRAFT:

NOT EVEN MY LEFT NUT:

NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN SLAVES IN MY BASEMENT:

NOT EVEN THE COPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE:

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NOT EVEN MORGANA:

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NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF:

NOT EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING SOUL ON THE FACE OF THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE:

ME: *falls*
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Mr. Dready

3 months ago
Score 0
David Failburg vs JKL is on who is worse?!
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EijiZeBoi

3 months ago
Score 0
Fill your boat and dive in the bush
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EijiZeBoi

3 months ago
Score 0
My current goal before college is trying to find a boyfriend.
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EijiZeBoi

3 months ago
Score 0
If you play "Beautiful" from Heathers: The Musical at exactly 11:52:06 on New Year's Eve, Veronica will say "It's a beautiful freakin' day" at exactly midnight. Start your new year with a beautiful freakin' day.
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EijiZeBoi

3 months ago
Score 0
What the hell is mansplaining?

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