Postman Pat: The Movie

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Postman Pat: The Movie
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Let's just say this movie doesn't exactly deliver the goods...
Genre: Comedy
Directed By: Mike Disa
Produced By: Robert Anich Cole
Written By: Nicole Dubuc
Annika Bluhm
Kim Fuller
Starring: Stephen Mangan
Jim Broadbent
Rupert Grint
David Tennant
Ronan Keating
Susan Duerden
Sandra Teles
TJ Ramini
Peter Woodward
Photography: Color
Distributed By: Icon Productions
Release Date: May 23, 2014
Runtime: 88 minutes
Country: United Kingdom
United States
Language: English
Box Office: $8.6 million (£6.52 million)

Postman Pat: The Movie is a 2014 British-American 3D computer-animated children's comedy film based on the television series Postman Pat by John Cunliffe and Ivor Wood. It was directed by Mike Disa, produced by Robert Anich Cole, written and screenplay by Nicole Dubuc, with music by Rupert Gregson-Williams. It was co-produced by DreamWorks Classics, RGH Pictures, and Timeless Films.

The film stars Stephen Mangan, Jim Broadbent, Rupert Grint, David Tennant, Ronan Keating, Susan Duerden, Sandra Teles, TJ Ramini, and Peter Woodward. It was released on 23 May 2014 by Icon Productions and Lionsgate.


Patrick "Pat" Clifton, also known as "Postman Pat" (Stephen Mangan), is a friendly postman who has been delivering letters in the village of Greendale in the north of England for many years. He wants to take his wife, Sara (Susan Duerden), on a late honeymoon to Italy. He plans to afford it through a bonus from his employer, the Special Delivery Service (SDS), but their new boss, Edwin Carbunkle (Peter Woodward), has cancelled all bonuses. He plans to make SDS more efficient by replacing its human workers with robots, thinking that being friendly is a waste of time.

When Pat gets home and tries to tell Sara about the fact that the honeymoon is cancelled because the new boss has cancelled all bonuses, his son Julian (Sandra Teles) shows Pat a television talent show, You're the One, hosted by Simon Cowbell (Robin Atkin Downes doing a stereotypical Simon Cowell impersonation), who states the next auditions are coming to Greendale. Cowbell also confirms that the person who wins the contest will be awarded a holiday to Italy and a recording contract.

Pat decides to take part in the contest and his unexpected singing voice (Ronan Keating) wins the contest. Pat is to sing again in the finale, in a head-to-head contest with the winner of another heat, Josh (Rupert Grint). His Scottish-accented manager, Wilf (David Tennant), however, is very keen to make sure it is his client who wins at all costs.

The Chief Executive Officer of the SDS, Mr. Brown (Jim Broadbent), and Edwin Carbunkle had been watching the contest on television. They say that they would like to use Pat in a publicity campaign including his own television series. Carbunkle also confirms that, because Pat will be away participating in the contest, a robot replica of him called the "Patbot 3000" will be taking over his postal duties, along with another robot replica of Jess called the "Jessbot" as well.

After Pat and Jess are gone, the Patbot delivers the rounds like Pat normally does, but it soon starts acting up and the people of Greendale begin to complain. Sara and Julian are starting to worry about Pat too. Meanwhile, Ben Taylor (TJ Ramini), the manager at the SDS, is fired by Carbunkle and is convinced that Pat doesn't want him anymore, not realizing that Pat is a robot. Meanwhile, Wilf tries his schemes to stop Pat, not realizing that the "Pat" going around Greendale is in fact a robot, but they all backfire. The more Pat's family and friends become concerned, the more Pat feels guilty about coming to the contest in the first place.

Despite Pat's efforts to tell his wife the truth about why he entered the competition, he fails and starts to become fearful that he might have pushed his family away. It isn't until shortly after Pat's departure for the final competition that Ben and Jess discover that there appears to be more than one Pat and Edwin Carbunkle's true intent is exposed. It turns out that Carbunkle is in fact making these robots enslave all of humanity, seeing them as "good-for-nothing cattle". Ben then rushes to tell Sara and Julian the terrible truth about Mr. Carbunkle's plan.

Now fully aware of Carbunkle's plan, a desperate Sara informs the whole of Greendale about Carbunkle's true intentions and explaining that deep down, Pat has not changed. They all agree to head to London to support Pat in an effort to thwart Carbunkle's plan. Meanwhile, Jess, who has stowed away on one of the SDS helicopter replicas that one of the Patbot 3000s used, manages to make his way to where Pat's performance is, and he helps Pat escape after he is locked away in a dressing room by a Patbot and Carbunkle, who reveals that Pat's publicity was just so Mr. Carbunkle could replace him with a Patbot and make sure that no-one could tell the difference. They are then pursued by the Patbots and Jessbots but manages to outsmart them all and get inside the theater.

Meanwhile, in the performance, a Patbot performs instead of Pat, unbeknown to the audience. Wilf arrives, knowing it to be a robot (after defeating a Patbot with a magnet at the sorting officer earlier), and uses a magnet to unmask the Patbot. The real Pat interrupts the performance and gives a speech on what's real and important and how he forgot to take time for those he really cares about. As Carbunkle releases the Patbots to kill off Pat, Simon, and Brown, revealing that he has had enough of them hindering his plans, Josh saves them by using Carbunkle's phone to turn off all the Patbots before they can kill Pat, Simon, and Brown. Little does Pat know that his wife and friends from Greendale arrive in the chaos.

After Carbunkle is arrested for his crimes, everything goes back to normal. Unaware that Sara is listening, Pat expresses that he is only doing this competition to win the flight tickets for their honeymoon. Sara is suddenly heard calling Pat's name. Once Pat catches sight of Sara, Julian, and all the people of Greendale in the audience, it dawns on him that Sara has heard the truth about why he entered the competition and was fully aware of Carbunkle's plan. Now fully aware that Sara has forgiven him, Pat decides to do his act but decides to change the act slightly. In the end, Pat sings Stevie Wonder's "Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours" with Brown, Josh, Wilf, and the people of Greendale joining in. Sara also takes part in the act. They both win the holiday to Italy but pass the recording contract to Josh, so Wilf is happy too, and all is forgiven.

Why It Sucks

  1. Unfunny humor with abundant pop-culture references.
  2. The new characters feel like generic additions to the Postman Pat series. One example is Mr. Carbunkle, who is a completely one-dimensional villain whose goal is to (you guessed it) take over the world and enslave all of humanity.
  3. Jess is as annoying as he was in the 2004 series and Special Delivery Service.
  4. It has the same fast-paced and generic tone of the Postman Pat: Special Delivery Service series, which the original two seasons weren't known for.
  5. False advertising: Josh is shown on the movie poster, but he barely even appears in the movie.
  6. Stiff voice acting from some of the cast.
  7. Tom and Katy Pottage, the two kids who were friends with Pat in the original series, are somewhat absent in this movie without a reason given.
  8. It features an extremely awkward and pointless subplot about an army of Postman Pat robots that want to replace him and take over the world, which is something completely unrelated to the original series' mood and content.
  9. The residents of Greendale are portrayed as complete buffoons, as nobody, not even Pat's own son, can tell that Pat's been replaced by what's so clearly a robot.
  10. Jess's CGI design looks terrible.
  11. Sara looks and sounds rather young when compared to her counterpart in the original TV show.
  12. The storyline is very cliched. In fact, in his review of the movie, Jambareeqi noted it bears a considerable amount of similarities to The Flintstones and Jetsons: The Movie, which were released in 1994 and 1990, respectively.
  13. Worthless action scenes.
  14. Pat's singing voice, while decent, sounds completely different to his regular speaking voice and the transition between voices is awful, making it look like Pat's lip-syncing his way to the top.
  15. Lots of filler scenes like Jess trying to get Pat to save the day.
  16. The CGI animation is rather weak, bland, and cheap-looking, compared to the nice stop-motion animation in the TV show.
  17. The movie misunderstands everything that made the original TV series a classic.
    • Speaking of which, the movie goes far to actually insult the TV series it was based on in one scene.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Pat's singing voice, while obviously different from his normal voice as mentioned before, is decent. In fact, the same can be said with Josh's singing voice provided by Rupert Grint.
  2. Some of the jokes are decent.
  3. The first few minutes of the film feel like the first two series from 1981 and 1996, with it being relaxing and calm unlike seasons 3-5 from 2004 (even though they were still good seasons) and Special Delivery Service, and the rest of the movie as a whole. It even uses a nice remix of the original theme song.
  4. Aside from a few exceptions, most of the character designs look faithful to their TV show counterparts with added details.
  5. Pat remains a likable character in the film, which is a nice subversion of the "fame getting to the character's head" trope; not to mention how Stephen Mangan is pretty good in the role.
  6. Wilf, Josh (despite being generic additions) and Simon Cowbell are likable characters.
  7. They brought back some of the characters from the first two seasons, like Miss Hubbard, George Lancaster, and Major Forbes.
  8. The soundtrack is beautiful.


The movie's reception went from being mixed to being bombarded with overwhelmingly negative reviews. Some of them praised the film for the animation, the direction, the humor, and the voice acting, while others found it too complicated and frightening in comparison to the television series.


  • It was originally reported that Kate Winslet would voice Sara prior to Susan Duerden taking on the role.
  • This is the only film to be produced by Rubicon Group Holding's film division RGH Pictures, as the company ceased operations in 2016.
  • Simon Cowbell is a parody of Simon Cowell.





8 months ago
Score 0
Deserves to be featured.


4 months ago
Score 0
"The soundtrack is beautiful." No kidding.

Master Chief

one month ago
Score 1
If the movie goes as far as to tell kids that the original show was lame, then what's the point of keeping the franchise going if you're just going to make stuff that has nothing to do with the original?

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