Porn Parody Films

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Porn Parody Films are a particular type of mockbuster that parodies TV shows, video games and/or movies while adding sexual content. Some examples include Batman XXX: A Porn Parody and Bat Pussy (parodies of the 1966 Batman TV series), SpongeKnob SquareNuts (a parody of Nickelodeon's SpongeBob SquarePants), Snow White and the Seven Perverts (a parody of Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs), The Texas Vibrator Massacre (a parody of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Dragon Boob Z (a parody of Dragon Ball Z)  A Wet Dream on Elm Street (a parody of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies), and It Ain't Jeopardy XXX (a parody of Jeopardy!).

Plot

Every film is an alternate "porn parody" of the videogame/movie/TV show they're mocking. The films are exactly the same as the movie (or also, cartoon or videogame) they're mocking, but with the addition of graphic sex scenes.

Why They Suck

  1. Some porn parodies include extremely creepy visuals: one example is Strokemon (a parody of the Pokemon anime), where the actress portraying Pikachu wears a gross colored terrifying costume that wouldn't look out of place in a Pokemon horror movie.
  2. Many of these films are utterly disrespectful to the source material and insulting to the fans of the movies, video games, TV shows and cartoons they parodied.
  3. There are films that only revolve in one or two places, one example being the extremely infamous Super Hornio Brothers (a parody of the Super Mario Bros. videogames). The only places seen in the film are a small office and a boring black place.
  4. There are child molesters in these films.
  5. The acting in these films can range from mediocre to downright terrible.
  6. These movies feature cartoon characters as a preposterous attempt to provoke viewers. This is also highly inappropriate for children and adults who liked those characters in their youth.
  7. Unoriginal titles that consist in changing the original title into a sex-related one, often by lazily changing a single word into a similar one of sexual meaning (e.g. The Loud House being changed to The Lewd House, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles and from King Kong to King Dong).
  8. All of the characters in these films are flat-out unlikable or just plain bland.
  9. Wastes the talents of many people who were involved in these films.
  10. Sometimes, the sex scenes drag on for too long, eventually causing the viewer to become bored and start doing something that's far more exciting.
  11. The special effects are awful and the costumes look like they belong at a drunken Halloween party.
  12. These movies can get very annoying, simply because you know of their existence and that there seems to be a porn parody of basically every film ever made.
  13. These movies were mostly made by porn fanboys and fangirls (fans of pornography and sexual content) that take their opinions on movies, video games, TV shows and cartoons way too far.
  14. In some cases, the porn parody may actually become more popular than the property that it was based on (a good example is The Modifuckrs, a porn parody of dropped cartoon pilot The Modifyers).
  15. Generic soundtracks.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Sometimes actors are spot-on to their roles (eg.: Chyna as She-Hulk)


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Mickey Mouse

8 months ago
Score 3
If swear to god if somebody makes a Mickey Mouse one I will die (I was originally going to say "I'm gonna cause a massacre to the people who made the film", but I realized I could get banned)
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ItsaDrake2001

5 months ago
Score 1
There is one most likely, just you haven't found it
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KingAdmin

4 months ago
Score 1
Hey, you died in vietnam.
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Mickey Mouse

3 months ago
Score 1

I bet the porn parody would be named "Dickey Mouse"

Anyways, I hope they don't make a sequel to Strokemon, because if they include a parody of Gold/Ethan (my favorite Pokemon trainer), I will explode in rage and lose faith in humanity (I may be exaggerating, but I seriously dislike porn of my favorite characters, and by the way, I know Gold porn does exist, because everything has Rule 34)
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BetterSkatez

one month ago
Score 0
Killing someone for making a film that offends you. Do you realize that is authoritarian?
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SkyBlueYoshi

3 months ago
Score 1
All the porn parody names sound crappy
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Maxkatzur

one month ago
Score 1
No, not all.
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Mickey Mouse

2 months ago
Score 1

I've heard that there's a South Park one out of this bullshit films, I think it's true because I saw a possible clip of that parody while I found a Top 10 Porn Parodies thing (there are a lot of them, so good (or bad) luck trying to find the clip.

They ruined my favorite adult cartoon, you bastards!
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Grust

2 months ago
Score 2

There's actually a Married With Children porn parody.

I'll be blunt, I actually enjoy porn (though there are things I heavily dislike and refuse to tell you) and regard Married With Children as my all time favorite sitcom, but I refuse to see it as Married with Children is a terrible idea to do one with.
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BetterSkatez

one month ago
Score 0
I could guarantee every single one of these films are cheesy.

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