Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure

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Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure
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Directed By: Richard Finn
Tim Maltby
Written By: Daniel R. Altiere
Steven M. Altiere
Malcolm T. Goldman
Dean Stefan
Starring: Jennifer Cameron
Brian Dobson
Michael Dobson
Jonathan Holmes
Cole Howard
Maya Kay
Alan Marriott
Lee Tockar
Vincent Tong
Andrew Toth
Distributed By: Lionsgate Home Entertainment
Release Date: July 4, 2019 (Ukraine)
Runtime: 90 minutes
Country: United States
Prequel: Norm of the North: Keys to the Kingdom
Sequel: Norm of the North: Family Vacation

Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure, also known as Norm of the North 3: King Sized Adventure or simply Norm of the North 3, is a 2019 American computer-animated comedy-adventure direct-to-video movie produced by Splash Entertainment and distributed by Lionsgate Home Entertainment. It serves as a sequel to Norm of the North: Keys to the Kingdom.

Plot

An evil archaeologist named Dexter has stolen an ancient Chinese artifact. With the help of his lemming friends, Norm must keep his word and embark on a journey across the world to help recover the artifact for the people of China.

Why It Sucks

Warning: Do not insert any points among the lines of "no one wanted this film" in this section.

  1. This film does everything worse than the last two films, from the writing to the animation.
  2. Despite supposedly being the main character, Norm barely does anything. So instead, the Lemmings do everything else. So basically, this movie is all about the Lemmings.
  3. The artifact that Norm has to rescue does nothing other than opening a door leading to statues in the ground.
  4. Dexter is a very horribly-written villain. The only reason why he is evil is that he wants to sell the artifact for money, which is something normal tourists would do, and he tries so hard to sound evil but comes off extremely forced-in and childish.
  5. This movie cannot go without one scene without any humor. It can't take itself seriously, and to add even more insult to injury; the jokes are not funny at all.
    • Believe it or not; there are some racist jokes in this film.
    • Also, there's some immature toilet humor such as the Lemmings urinating so that they can get Norm out of the cave.
    • You also get a brief scene where you get to see their pee, which is disgusting.
    • The main running gag of the film is when Olympia continuously calls Norm in unnecessary situations just for the slightest thing going wrong, which gets old.
  6. This movie will lead you asking so many questions such as:
    • Why would anybody go to the north pole just for a wedding?
    • Why would a polar bear have a cell phone?
    • Why would anyone keep Komodo dragons as pets, and why would anyone name them "Chaos" and "Mayhem?"
  7. The soundtrack tries to sound "adventurous," but fails to, especially since the ending has a terrible pop song.
  8. Speaking of the ending, it's one of those generic "dance party" endings!
  9. When Dexter finally uses the artifact, it does nothing, all because he has to read the Hieroglyphs, but yet has Norm's partner use the artifact, and that worked even though he didn't read the Hieroglyphs as well!
  10. Norm decides to put his son Quinn in charge, which results in Quinn being extremely unlikable as he bosses around his siblings and friends so that he can make the wedding "perfect."
  11. In fact, all of the characters are unlikeable at best, so who should feel some kind of sympathy for them?

Redeeming Qualities

  1. It doesn't rely too much on pop-culture references, unlike the last two films, which is a bit of an improvement.
  2. During the end credits, you get to see the concept artwork of the film, which is more entertaining than this film.

Comments


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Stephenfisher2001

7 months ago
Score 0
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Sticky, my friend, I can't believed you did this, IT LOOKS PERFECT! I FAILED! I really should have watched the film, and make it look better, but Masson had deleted it because of no evidence!

YOU DID A GREAT JOB MAKING THIS PAGE! THANKS A LOT!
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ItMeansNothing

7 months ago
Score 4
Your welcome that I suffered through a shitty film. ;)
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S012891

6 months ago
Score 1

I wish I could do better. Matthew said I can make some pages and let the admins know but I have no idea where to put it. But I think the way how I did felt forced. I did one on Greatest Movies Wiki which is The Transformers: The Movie (1986), Awesome Games Wiki (The Wonderful 101), and Best TV Shows Wiki (Cyberchase, Power Rangers Time Force and Home for the Holidays ( The Garfield Show).

You did so well. It actually looks detailed.
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ItMeansNothing

6 months ago
Score 1
Don't thank me please.
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S012891

6 months ago
Score 0
It’s been a while. But there are some things that does seem to change. Just so you know that “rabbit guy” appears in Keys To The Kingdom.
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Stephenfisher2001

7 months ago
Score 2
Thanks, StickY. -_-
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ItMeansNothing

7 months ago
Score 1
You don't seem so happy about it. :/
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ItMeansNothing

7 months ago
Score 0
Oof. My 20th page. :(
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ItMeansNothing

6 months ago
Score 1
Why am I getting praised over the fact that I suffered through a shitty movie? XD
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Mr. Dready

6 months ago
Score 4
I hated the first movie and i don't wanna watch the sequels, Norm Of The North i've ever watched and i even made a page about splash entertainment on this wiki.
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ItMeansNothing

6 months ago
Score 0
Don't make me watch another NOFN movie.
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Mr. Dready

4 months ago
Score 0
Me neither, i don't wanna watch any other NOFN movies.
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PhantomVulture

6 months ago
Score 1
Are you sure their alligators? Because to me, they look more like komodo dragons on the poster.
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ItMeansNothing

6 months ago
Score 0
THAT'S IT!!! I just couldn't figure out what they were.
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Mumkey Jones Supreme Gentleman

6 months ago
Score 2
But seriously, no one really wanted this film. There are so many more movies that deserve sequels, like Inside Out and Coco
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Toon

6 months ago
Score 2
mainly 'cause those films had actual effort and soul in it.
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Mr. Dready

4 months ago
Score 2
Inside Out and Coco we're great but sadly, i don't think they need a sequel.
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Toon

6 months ago
Score 0

I would've put this on the Keys to the Kingdom page but the comments are disabled there for some reason. So...

NO CONTROL, NO SURPRISE! 'CAUSE THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM DOWN THERE, DOWN IN MY EYYYEE!
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Mr. Dready

4 months ago
Score 2
By the way let me tell you what was Splash Entertainment doing, 2005-10 Direct-to-DVD Bratz movies. 2016-present Norm of The North movies. But the key difference is although some DVD Bratz movies we’re crap like Genie Magic and Fashion Pixiez, some of them we’re decent like: Pampered Petz and Desert Jewelz, but every Norm of The North movie sucks, I think it would be better that Splash would stop doing this and make sequels instead at time when it is necessary to make a sequel, rather than making a sequel in the littlest time as possible.
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Robertoiglesias271

4 months ago
Score 0
ANOTHER STUPID NORM OF THE NORTH FILM IS COMING OUT?!
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Mr. Dready

4 months ago
Score 0
Well tell me what's the title. But still. I'm not watcing it!
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Jah99

2 months ago
Score 0
Which hope that the sequel to this film is an improvement to the last films, which I doubt it.

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