Hellboy (2019)

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Hellboy

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Doing what the first two movies did and failed is the equivalent of "talking shit about fate."
Genre: Supernatural
Superhero
Directed By: Neil Marshall
Produced By: Lawrence Gordon
Lloyd Levin
Mike Richardson
Philip Westgren
Carl Hampe
Matt O'Toole
Les Weldon
Yariv Lerner
Written By: Andrew Cosby
Based On: Hellboy by Mike Mignola
Starring: David Harbour
Ian McShane
Sasha Lane
Daniel Dae Kim
Thomas Haden Church
Milla Jovovich
Photography: Color
Cinematography: Lorenzo Senatore
Distributed By: Lionsgate
Millennium Media
Release Date: April 9, 2019 (New York City)
April 12, 2019 (United States)
Runtime: 121 minutes
Country: United States
Budget: $50 million
Box Office: $55 million
Franchise: Hellboy


"You will never realize how much you need Guillermo del Toro in your life until you see the reboot of 'Hellboy'."

Christy Lemire

Hellboy (or fontized as Hellboy) is a 2019 British-American supernatural superhero film based on the Dark Horse Comics character of the same name. Directed by Neil Marshall, the film stars David Harbour in the title role, alongside Milla Jovovich, Ian McShane, Sasha Lane, Daniel Dae Kim, and Thomas Haden Church. It is a reboot of the Hellboy film series, and the third live-action film in the franchise.

Plot

While battling a trio of rampaging giants, the legendary half-demon Hellboy encounters Nimue the Blood Queen, an ancient resurrected sorceress who's out to avenge a past betrayal. Suddenly caught in a clash between the supernatural and the human, Hellboy soon becomes hell-bent on stopping Nimue without triggering the end of the world.

Why It Sucks

This is sure to earn a "cult-classic" status... and of course, this scene is from the actual movie.
  1. It has absolutely no charm and no heart, and just does whatever it can to exist. At least the original two films, including the first installment and its sequel, tried to be memorable and had some charm, but the reboot is just another attempt of being edgy.
  2. It only exists just to keep the franchise running and alive. In fact, there was never going to be a reboot, but rather a sequel to Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Unfortunately, Mike Mignola and Lawerence Gordon treated Guillermo Del Toro unfairly by replacing him with an entirely new director. Outraged by all this, Del Toro left the production, followed suit by Ron Perlman, who refused to work on the film with said new director's involvement.
    • Aside from treating Del Toro unfairly and cancelling the third film for this, Mike Mignola also poorly treated Neil Marshall and fired his preferred cinematographer, making Mike himself the Butch Hartman of comic book movies.
  3. It is R-rated, therefore setting an unbalance between the first two films. In fact, it is the only thing this film wants to focus on, rather than its story, characters, and as said before, charm and heart. And because of that, it sometimes takes it way too seriously. Even more than this, the movie has way too much swearing. In fact, there is so much swearing in this film that it would be enough for a South Park episode or also put films like Uncut Gems and The Wolf of Wall Street to shame. Every time they drop "fuck" or "shit", they have to say it boldly just so they can tell the audience "Hey, we're R-rated! This isn't for those who are young!" There are three characters who are absolutely dreadful when it comes to swearing: Alice, Professor Bruttenholm, and especially Gruagach.
    • Not only that, even the first line in the opening scene has an F-bomb in it.
    • Ironically, it managed to get the final trailer only to just say "Hellboy is rated R" and explains why it is.
  4. Mike Mignola only casted David Harbour as Hellboy for the reason that he watched Stranger Things. That being said, David himself clearly had no knowledge of the Hellboy franchise.
    • David appeared to be overweight to play Hellboy, so to win the role he did some exercise, but regardless, he is still very chubby-looking as Hellboy. Basically, not only did David Harbour just get casted automatically, but he was also unprepared for the role.
      • In this case, the posters of him muscled appeared to be "Photoshopped".
    • What pours salt on the wound is that the characterization of Hellboy was also butchered; in the originals, even though he was cocky, at least he had a heart and was loyal to everyone around him, but here, Hellboy is a massive bully, rudely insulting his own father for his secret, making fun of South Korean people by calling Ben Daimio "uglier than a monster," even raiding a club and murdering innocent people, despite him saying that he is on the good side in the original films.
  5. Aside from the performance of David Harbour, the acting is subpar, especially Milla Jovovich's role as Nimue, where she sounds like a terrible cosplay of a villain.
  6. The film suffers from several plot holes and illogical scenes, including:
    • Somehow, just only one simple jaguar attack can make Ben Daimio a were-jaguar.
    • For some reason, Gruagach randomly gets bigger in his climactic fight with Hellboy. To quote Alice, "How did he get so fucking big?"
  7. It ruined the origin. Rasputin dies by a burn, despite suffering worse in the original, and Professor Bruttenholm actually originally planned to kill Hellboy, but for some sudden change, he adopts him. Also, some unexplained Nazi hunter running around is present during the origin.
  8. Much of the film is unoriginal, with specific elements being ripped from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
    • Nimue is very similar to Malekith from Thor: The Dark World, as both characters are antagonists who come from a different age to destroy the world. What's weird is that both of them also have the same flaws, notably being generic, dull, flat, and one-dimensional.
    • Some of the posters are basically carbon copies of the posters for Infinity War and Endgame, too.
  9. Mediocre visual effects which look like something straight out of the original film (as the computer-generated imagery also sucked). For instance, the blood splattering everywhere is too thick and looks more like ketchup.
  10. The advertisements and the marketing look abysmal, which basically doomed the film already, which is probably why the film flopped.
    • Many of the posters spoiled the presence of Anung Un Rama, something that is definitely not worthy to advertise, only to make the film seem "cool" with the biggest offender being the one with the tagline "Legendary AF", in which "AF" stands for "As Fuck".
    • David Harbour basically played a part in why the marketing was ridiculous. He once told everyone that if he gained 666 thousand followers, he’d do a hell-infested wedding with his new wife. The worst example of this was when David told everyone that Hellboy is unable to have sex because he is a demon out of absolutely nowhere; this leads to Liz's pregnancy in The Golden Army becoming a literal mystery, and even then, David has no right to say it, as Hellboy is not his character, neither did he play any part in his creation. The claim can also lead the film to get trashed by SJWs all because of it.
  11. Blatant product placement, such as Monster Energy drinks.
  12. Poor grasp of the source material and even the original film:
    • The film's major changes of the tone.
    • Hellboy can literally roar like a lion as Anung Un Rama.
    • His favorite "hero" is Lobster Johnson.
    • Hellboy and Professor Bruttenholm are unable to get along, despite being loyal to each other in the original film.
  13. Overuse of heavy metal music, which feels incredibly out of place in a Hellboy film.
  14. This film also has a complete lack of knowledge, since it thinks that there is a different King Arthur and that Hellboy is literally the devil himself.
  15. Getting rid of Liz Sherman, alongside Abe Sapien (whom they only revealed later on at the end for sequel-baiting) was an absolutely stupid and pointless move, mainly because Alice and Ben are the same characters, but with minor differences.
  16. Bruttenholm tries to sugarcoat the fact that he tried to kill Hellboy after he found out.
  17. Several scenes serve no reason to exist other than to pad out the film's runtime, notably the scene of Gruagach as a baby, Baba Yaga and Hellboy eating, among others.
  18. Possibly the most ridiculous death scene of the film is when Professor Bruttenholm is killed by a poke when Nimue slashes his throat with her finger. In the original movie, he is killed after being impaled by a sword, which is far more graphic than that and also actually heart-shattering, and making it even worse is that the original movie is only PG-13 rated, which is no excuse for what happens here.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. David Harbour puts on a good performance as Hellboy.
  2. The designs of the monsters are terrific and exceptionally well-done.
  3. The visuals are quite nice to look at.
  4. The soundtrack can be funny to listen to by Benjamin Wallfisch, even for those who like rock and metal music.

Reception

Upon release, Hellboy received generally negative reviews from critics, audiences and fans of the original, with criticism aimed at the plot, tone, and gore, along with unfavorable comparisons to the del Toro films, but praise for the make-up effects, Benjamin Wallfisch's score and Harbour's performance. The film currently holds a 18% "rotten" critic score and 49% audience score with a critic consensus that reads, "Bereft of the imaginative flair that made earlier Hellboys so enjoyable, this soulless reboot suggests Dante may have left a tenth circle out of his Inferno." On IMDb, the film has a 5.2. and a 31 on Metacritic indicating generally unfavorable reviews. The responses to the criticism from the crew members, including David Harbour, Milla Jovovich and Lionsgate only made the scores even worse.

Awards and nominations

While the original won multiple positive awards and nominations including Best Make-Up, the reboot ended up grabbing 5 nominations in the 40th Golden Raspberry Awards, including Worst Reckless Disregard for Human Life and Public Property.

Box office

The film was unable to even make its budget back, with only $44.6 million out of a $50 million budget. A sequel was actually planned, but it was cancelled due to the film's failure which also lead to the studio effectively killing the franchise.

Trivia

  • If you buy the movie for 4K, you can get a steelbook, along with a free copy of a comic book that the movie was based on.
  • Ed Skrein, known for roles like Ajax in Deadpool was originally planned to star as Ben Daimio, but stepped down and was recast due to backlash over whitewashing.
  • Brawlhalla made a DLC featuring Hellboy, Nimue, Ben Daimio, and Gruagach to promote this movie.

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That One Stickman

20 months ago
Score 8
This, along with the Sonic Movie, are part of the reason why I want to see UglyDolls.
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Eaglebee2356

16 months ago
Score 1
This will make me watch Godzilla 98
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Eaglebee2356

16 months ago
Score 2
Can I have a bruh moment
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JDM4678

16 months ago
Score 1
This makes me want to atleast watch playmobil the movie to see how bad it is
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ItMeansNothing

17 months ago
Score 4

R.I.P. Any plans of this becoming a franchise.

I hope this movie rots in movie hell where all shit movies that flopped go to suffer.
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ItMeansNothing

17 months ago
Score 4

This movie should also get snapped by Moxos.

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MeMeGuYWasLost

16 months ago
Score -5
Hell As In HellBoy. This. Movie Doesn’t Need to Go To Hell because It already Is.
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Se

17 months ago
Score 1
Um, wrong edit?
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ItMeansNothing

17 months ago
Score 0
You know, I'm not mad because it's R-rated. I'm mad because of the way they f*cked their chance of being a good R-rated reboot.
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MeMeGuYWasLost

16 months ago
Score -3
Gore
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DJ2006

17 months ago
Score 4

Milla Jovovich: hEcKbOi 2019 Is A rAd FiLm AnD WiLl BeCoMe A cUlT ClAsSiC.

Sticky: So Hellboy eating Pizza like that will become a "cult classic"?

Me: Her and that new Heckboi film should be snapped by Kongos

Sticky: Ya mean Moxos?

Me: Ya mean Kongos?
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ItMeansNothing

17 months ago
Score 2

Me: No Y O U M E A N M O X O S ! ?

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DJ2006

17 months ago
Score 2

Kongos: (Snaps Heckboi 2019 out of existence) Moxos: NOOOOOO!!! MY OPPOTUNITY TO SNAP!!!

Kongos: Snap time!
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MeMeGuYWasLost

16 months ago
Score -4
HellBoy is More Like Fuckboy
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ItMeansNothing

17 months ago
Score 4

iT'S AlwAys STrEssFUl On OpEninG weeKEnD AnD @hEllbOYmOvIE Is nO dIFFERent. yOU Work supEr harD tO MAKE SOMEThiNg Fun anD enteRtaInInG AnD hAve to aBSORb THe negaTivE rEVieWS by MoVIe CRITicS, But HEy! That'S shOWBiz Baby. aLl i'M gONnA saY BeForE going To BeD IS this: all My rADdeSt FiLms hAVe bEeN SLaMmed By crITiCS. iT's FUCking HIlARiouS. dazed AnD coNfusED? sEriOUslY? CLassic movie. The fifTh eleMEnT! yOu WOuLD HAVe ThouGHt that WaS THe WOrst MOVIe EVER maDE if yOU REad ThE ReViEWs iN Like '98. zOoLanDer? SLAmMED. joaN of Arc? dIsASter. REsidEnt eVIl? LeT's NOt EvEn GO tHerE. aNywAY, EVeRy ONE of ThoSe fiLMS IS nOw A culT CLasSic. EVeRy. siNgLe. onE. And this wiLl be toO. MARk MY wOrdS. why? 1. bECause Of the AMaZINg aCtOrs. dAVid HaRBOUR. iaN mCSHAnE. daNiEl dAE KIm. SASHa LAne. THEy aRe alL SO daMN wOnDeRfuL And TalenTED, thE MovIe iS WOrTH sEEIng juSt BecAuSe ThEY'Re iN iT, ESpEciaLLy oNE THaT'S so MuCh fUn tO ExpErIenCE AS THIs Is. 2. @mIKEmiGnOla WHO CrEaTEd thE #HellbOY ComICs heLPeD Write the ScRipt And was oN SEt EVery SInGLE dAy TO mAKe ThIS fIlM AS CLosE TO His Vision aS POsSIBLe. 3. IT was diReCTED bY ONe Of the gREATs. #NEIlmARshALl WHo bROugHt Us "ThE dEScEnT". One of The GrEATEST hoRROR MovIes EvEr. tRUst Me, yOU're gOnNA HaVe a blAst wAtCHiNG ThE NEw @hellBOyMovie. I MEan, one cRItIC sAID "it's a lOUd, gOry MESS oNLY a teenAger WOULD LOvE." HEll YeA hELLBOY! Let's hAVE sOmE fun! aNd wITH ThAt, i Wish You aLl a gooD nIGhT!


What a slut.
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EijiZeBoi

17 months ago
Score 8
Me: Girl, you need to shut yer trap.
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EijiZeBoi

16 months ago
Score 6
I really need to scream this Instagram post.
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MeMeGuYWasLost

16 months ago
Score -4
LMAO
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EijiZeBoi

17 months ago
Score 14
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MeMeGuYWasLost

16 months ago
Score -1
Lol
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MeMeGuYWasLost

16 months ago
Score -1
wow Shit!1!1!1!1!
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LeroyManTheFirst

4 months ago
Score 0
Please stop disrespecting opinions.
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NeedsMoreJPEG

4 months ago
Score 0
Please stop gravedigging.
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EijiZeBoi

17 months ago
Score 6
Oh god, that's way too big.
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EnnardTrap1987

16 months ago
Score 2
Hellboy’s face needs to become an Internet meme for how ugly he looks..
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MeMeGuYWasLost

16 months ago
Score -3
What the fuck?
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EijiZeBoi

16 months ago
Score 4
Sticky, how the hell (no pun intended) were you able to see this movie, if you did? You're like 15 or 14.
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ItMeansNothing

16 months ago
Score 1
Pirating. :)
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ItMeansNothing

16 months ago
Score 2
Nowadays. I've already seen both trailers to know what the movie's about and how it's gonna suck (which it did) so I made all the WIS reasons based off of my experiences of the trailers.
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ItMeansNothing

16 months ago
Score 2
Replace every rock song in this movie with Eijitheawesome's screaming lyrics.
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Ramadhan1a

16 months ago
Score 2
Why don't Eiji screams all of the rock songs in that movie instead?
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SpazJR61

16 months ago
Score 2

What a f**k is that comments section.

Also I like your profile photo.
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ItMeansNothing

16 months ago
Score 4

How many shrimps do you have to eat? before you make your skin turn pink eat too much and you'll get sick shrimps are pretty rich

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JDM4678

16 months ago
Score 3

What movie is worse?

MIB international?

OR

This
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ItMeansNothing

16 months ago
Score 2
This.
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JinHazama

8 months ago
Score 1
Leaving Neverland.
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Ramadhan1a

16 months ago
Score 4
Hollywood just need to stop remaking or rebooting old properties by now.
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Spongebuff1991

8 months ago
Score 0
Sometimes, just let a franchise rest in peace.
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EijiZeBoi

16 months ago
Score 6
Listen Knowyourmemeboi, stop trash talking Sticky over his comments.
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EnnardTrap1987

8 months ago
Score 1
He isn't a bad person irl, though.
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MeMeGuYWasLost

16 months ago
Score -2
It’s Actually Like This:F U C K I N G O P E N I T
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MeMeGuYWasLost

16 months ago
Score -2
Money Horns
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JinHazama

9 months ago
Score 0
Have you readed the comics?
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MeMeGuYWasLost

16 months ago
Score -1
Y e s
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Ramadhan1a

16 months ago
Score 2

sHuT ThE fuCK up, nObOdY FuCkinG CaRES

No u shut up idiot.
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Stephenfisher2001

16 months ago
Score 2
And Shut the Heck up!
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Hayden B.

15 months ago
Score 2
If Orion Pictures can do a good job rebooting Child's Play, why can't the same be said for freaking HELLBOY???
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FreezingTNT

15 months ago
Score 1
@Hayden B. Because they have different screenwriters.
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ItMeansNothing

15 months ago
Score 5
Upvote the comment if you hate this movie.
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ItMeansNothing

15 months ago
Score -2
Downvote the reply I made if you like this movie.
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ItMeansNothing

15 months ago
Score 3

When someone says the Hellboy reboot is better than the originals

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MeMeGuYWasLost

14 months ago
Score 0
Ok
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Hayden B.

15 months ago
Score 1
The only hope we have left is if Hellboy 3 is going to being developed (kinda like Ghostbusters) by (hopefully) another studio. Fingers crossed.
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ItMeansNothing

15 months ago
Score 1
Unfortunately, del Toro claimed that Hellboy 3 will never be made. So yeah, it's dead.
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ItMeansNothing

15 months ago
Score 0

I rather watch Cans Without Labels anyday than this. George Liquoros for the win.

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ItMeansNothing

15 months ago
Score 0
Who wants to boycott Stranger Things 4 after seeing this?
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ItMeansNothing

15 months ago
Score 0
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ItMeansNothing

15 months ago
Score 0

Deleted ending:

The tank that UglyBoy, Alice, and Ben found was actually Hellhound and they all wasn't able to defeat him, so they were beaten up (they didn't die, for sequel baiting).

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DJ2006

15 months ago
Score 1

I can do it a bit better:

When Heckboi, Alice and Ben found Hellhound, Roobarb popped up out of nowhere and helped Hellhound defeat the trio and have them snapped out of existence. Then Roobarb goes back home and finds Milla Jovovich outside the door and tells her she starred in a movie that his pal ThatOneStickman13 hates with a burning passion, but Milla says exactly what she said in her Instagram post, but then he snaps her out of existence.

Later, Roobarb goes into his shed and builds a time machine. He uses it to snap David Harbour so he won't star in Heckboi 20andflippin19.
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EnnardTrap1987

15 months ago
Score 2
Hellboy’s face is the only redeeming quality. Nah jk, his face made the movie even worse.
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ItMeansNothing

15 months ago
Score 0
IKR
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JinHazama

9 months ago
Score 0

The only redeeming quality is:

  • The excesive use of swearimg can sound funny sometimes.
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ItMeansNothing

14 months ago
Score 0

iT's Just a HUmaN ChiLd

B I T C H W H Y D I D Y O U S H O W M E F U C K I N G D E A D C H I L D R E N
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MeMeGuYWasLost

14 months ago
Score 1
-H A N G I N G O N S C R E E N (just finishing it)
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KaiSmithMiraheze

14 months ago
Score 1
That's not my friendly neighbourhood Baba Yaga I know and love. I'm telling ya,she had reformed long time ago and now eats nothing but honey toasts and milk.
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ItMeansNothing

14 months ago
Score 1
lol
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MeMeGuYWasLost

14 months ago
Score 1
XD
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Hayden B.

14 months ago
Score 1
Not only does the plague scene ripoff Infinity War/ Endgame, one of the posters for this shit is literally a spoof of Infinity War's poster. Let THAT sink in.
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ItMeansNothing

14 months ago
Score 1
Oof.
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FreezingTNT

14 months ago
Score 0
@Hayden B. Can you send me an image of the Hellboy poster that rips off the one for Infinity War?
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Mr. Dready

14 months ago
Score 0
WageTheUglyDoll12 why is there a Picture of Hellboy Eating Pizza?
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ItMeansNothing

14 months ago
Score 0
To demonstrate the film's "cult-classic status"
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ItMeansNothing

14 months ago
Score 0

It was time for Thomas to leave.


He had seen everything.
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Mr. Dready

14 months ago
Score 2

We should have a contest, which do you think is worse, this or Max Steel (2016). If Hellboy (2019) wins that means Wage wins.

If Max Steel (2016) wins that means i win.
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Mr. Dready

12 months ago
Score 2
Basically critically i win Because Max Steel (2016) has a 0% rating, while Hellboy (2019) has a 17%, but which do you think is worse.
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Mr. Dready

11 months ago
Score 0
Odly enough Max steel has a critical consensus on rotten tomatoes now.
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Maxkatzur

13 months ago
Score 1
Hellboy? More like Failboy, because this movie fails SO HARD.
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ItMeansNothing

12 months ago
Score 0
More like Fatboy.
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EnnardTrap1987

13 months ago
Score 3
I hate how we got THIS over Hellboy 3..
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Demon Horse

12 months ago
Score 1
I enjoyed this movie.
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ItMeansNothing

12 months ago
Score 0
Ok
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ItMeansNothing

12 months ago
Score 0

The nominations will be revealed in 6 days. I will have my lucky UglyDoll to hope this gets nominated and wins Worst Picture. Screw Loqueesha!

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LA2002

12 months ago
Score 0
Well, but you just apologized to me, and I've been trying to learn from my mistakes.
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Handy Savage

12 months ago
Score -3

The comments section is so incredibly annoying.

Why do comments on this wiki have to exist?
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ItMeansNothing

11 months ago
Score 0
Hellboy fans be like: THiS mOVIE GREat aNd coMmenT sECTiOn shIT
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Mr. Dready

8 months ago
Score 0
The good reason, is that we can give opinions.
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FreezingTNT

11 months ago
Score 1
Why am I thinking of either a goat or a centaur every time I look at the poster?
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ItMeansNothing

11 months ago
Score 0
Because the people who made this are goats.
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FreezingTNT

11 months ago
Score -1
@Just Wage The reason I asked this because of the beard and horns on Hellboy, as well as the pose he was making as if he was a centaur.
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ItMeansNothing

11 months ago
Score 0
r/wooooosh
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EijiZeBoi

11 months ago
Score 0
r/ihavereddit
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ItMeansNothing

11 months ago
Score 0

The good news is Hellboy is going to be in the Golden Raspberry awards. The bad news, it isn't in the Worst Picture Category.

#makehellboywinaraspberry
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Mr. Dready

10 months ago
Score 0
Definetly it Will win the Worst Remake or Sequel category, right now i'll be watching every Hellboy movie that i can, Yes! including this one!
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ItMeansNothing

11 months ago
Score 1

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:)
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Mr. Dready

11 months ago
Score 0

Umm i don't think this is fair, because you're comparing a live action movie with a computer animated movie, but i do at least understand why.

My reaction seeing this comment:

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ItMeansNothing

11 months ago
Score 0
It's a joke.
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FreezingTNT

11 months ago
Score 0
@Dready /r/woooosh
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EijiZeBoi

11 months ago
Score 0
@FreezingTNT /r/ihavereddit
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Mr. Dready

10 months ago
Score 0
Wait?!, is Moxy naked on that Picture?
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FreezingTNT

10 months ago
Score 2
Every single UglyDoll in UglyDolls is nude.
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ItMeansNothing

10 months ago
Score 1
Yes lol.
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Mr. Dready

10 months ago
Score 0

Hellboy: I'm gonna be the best cult classic ever made, you Will see Moxy! Moxy: Well guess what, our movie is better, it has much more potential to be good, you on the other hand, just try ti reboot the franchise, and kick the fans in the balls, because they wanted the third movie, instead of a reboot, We Will live forever, and you should rot in hell! Now live and never come back!!!. Hellboy leaves and then he sits on the couch, and watches his godawful reboot movie.

That's what i think what kind of dialogue was on that Picture.
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Mr. Dready

11 months ago
Score 0
Wage wins, because Hellboy is gonna be on the razzies, and Max Steel didn't get any awards & nominations at all, so the winner is wage at: Max Steel (2016) vs Hellboy (2019) although Max Steel got worse reviews, by having a 0% and Hellboy having a 17%
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Mr. Dready

9 months ago
Score 0
Somebody fix the infobox.
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JinHazama

9 months ago
Score 0
There are a lot of R-Rated movies that are extremely violent (on the same levels like Hellboy 2019 or even more explicit) like the Saw series for example.
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JinHazama

9 months ago
Score 0
That's why the Why it Sucks pointer 3 needs to be rewritten.
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JoJoTheMediaLover123

9 months ago
Score 0
Bits of the page still need clearing up.
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JinHazama

8 months ago
Score 0
Mony Mony is a good song.
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ItMeansNothing

8 months ago
Score 1

SOmE DadS GIVe theiR kIdS leGOS.

Bad attempt at appealing towards teenagers.
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ItMeansNothing

8 months ago
Score 1
As a matter of fact, I have Legos and would rather play Legos than watch this shit a second time.
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Mr. Dready

8 months ago
Score 2

Hellboy fans reaction of this movie:

Revealing that it’s gonna be rebooted. NOOOOOOO!!! Hellboy is getting rebooted, this isn’t what we wanted! we wanted hellboy 3, THREE!!!
Trailer: What the hell, this doesn’t seem right, why does hellboy look creepy, and looks nothing like in the comics, or like Ron Perlman?
When the movie began: What in the actual name of hell is this, why does this feel like nothing like the original movies and that music feels and sounds nothing like in the original movies?
In the middle of the movie: WTF?! did the producers even watch the original movies, or read the comics, this is poorly connected, plus why is everyone keep swearing, and we can’t forget that scene where hellboy is eating pizza, it’s stuck in our minds, and why does Hellboy Roar like a lion?
After the movie ended: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why Lionsgate why you need to put this on the big screen, Hellboy is officialy dead, we will never get Del Torro’s 3RD hellboy movie because of this, and you picked David Harbour to play him, Hellboy is now dead :=(
Reading Mila’s Twitter Post, This ain’t how you take criticism, you’re just like Mike Young, Tommy Wiseau and Derek Savage this is not how you handle criticism!

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