Fullmetal Alchemist (2017)

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Fullmetal Alchemist (2017)
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More like Fullmetal Alchmemizing trainwreck.
Genre: Dark fantasy
Science fiction
Adventure
Directed By: Fumihiko Sori
Written By: Hiromu Arakawa
Based On: Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa
Starring: Ryosuke Yamada
Tsubasa Honda
Dean Fujioka
Ryuta Sato
Jun Kunimura
Fumiyo Kohinata
Yasuko Matsuyuki
Distributed By: Warner Bros. Pictures
Release Date: 1 December 2017 (Japan)
Runtime: 135 minutes
Country: Japan
Language: Japanese
Box Office: $8 million


Fullmetal Alchemist is a Japanese live action adaptation of the manga by Hiromu Arakawa. The film is produced by Warner Bros. Japan & directed by Fumihiko Sori. The film stars Ryosuke Yamada, Tsubasa Honda, Dean Fujioka & Yasuko Matsuyuki.

Plot

In the beginning of the 20th Century, in a reality where alchemy is real, extremely developed & respected. The plot features brothers Edward & Alphonse Elric, who, after attempting the forbidden technique of human transmutation, suffer the consequences. Alphonse loses his entire body while Edward loses his left leg. Edward then sacrifices his right arm to save his brother's soul by attaching it to a metal suit of armor. Edward is then given mechanical prosthetics known as "automail" in place of his missing arm & leg. Upon acceptance into the State Alchemists, he is given the nickname "Fullmetal Alchemist", all while searching with Alphonse for the legendary Philosopher's Stone, that will repair their bodies.

Why It Sucks

  1. Similar to many bad Japanese live action anime that came before, it completely changes the races of most European characters into Asians similar to The Last Airbender. The casting is even critizised by Seiji Mizushima, the director of the 2003 anime.
  2. It completely rushed too many storylines into one film.
  3. Much like Attack on Titan Parts 1 & 2, it removes several major characters in the story such as Alex Louis Armstrong, Scar, King Bradley, Izumi Curtis, Van Hohenheim & even Father.
  4. Poor incoherent writing.
  5. Ryosuke Yamada, Dean Fujioka & Tsubasa Honda are all miscast as Edward Elric, Roy Mustang & Winry Rockbell respectively & all made terrible performances.
  6. Bad & terrible special effects such as the alchemy effects, Lust's claws, the poor design of Nina's Chimera form, Gluttony's Gate Form & the Mannequin Homunculi. Even the Transmutation Circle & the Ouroboros tattoos are poorly made.
  7. Improper lighting sequence, notably in the scene of a transmutated Nina being set in a sunny day instead of a stormy night similar to the original.
  8. Similar to The Amazing Spider Man's villains, it addresses Lust, Envy & Gluttony as the main antagonists but Shou Tucker & General Hakuro are acting in the entire film as if their the main antagonists, also making the film's real main antagonist very confusing.
  9. Horrible portrayals of the entire cast up to the point they felt completely flanderized:
    • Edward Elric is now a bland, boring character who lacked the charisma of the original. Due to being cast by an adult, he lost all of his humour of being shorter than his younger brother.
    • Alphonse Elric barely does anything in the entire film due to his expensive CGI & felt like a bad ripoff of Baymax. Even the duo with his own brother is butchered.
    • Winry Rockbell is changed from a strong female role model into a bad, whiny damsel in distress who always hangs out with Ed & Al, even having more screentime than Al's.
    • Roy Mustang is turned into a stereotypical gatecrashing military officer similar to Major Lennox from Transformers but dumber.
    • Lust is changed into a stereotypical female villain cliche.
    • Shou Tucker, a controversial character, a minor antagonist & one of anime's most hated characters of all time, is depicted as a villain wannabe mad scientist & a hostage taker who conspires with his superior General Hakuro. Unlike previous anime adaptations, he has much more screentime in this film, which is insulting to the fans of the original.
    • General Hakuro, who is loosely based on the minor character Halcrow, is written as one of the main antagonists conspiring with Shou Tucker.
    • Father Cornello is an even bigger coward in this film than past adaptations.
  10. It got most of the entire storyline wrong:
    • The Promised Day is not involved in the film despite being a major plot point.
    • Edward chases Father Cornello in the streets of Liore & fights his rock monsters on public. In the original, the Elric brothers fought a chimera (resembling the Greek monster of the same name) owned by Cornello inside Leto's church.
    • Cornello took a civilian hostage on public whereas in the original he is tricked by Edward into accidentally broadcasting his evil plans on live radio.
    • Roy Mustang & his team intervenes on the Liore incident, which never really happened in the original.
    • Winry Rockbell keeps on accompanying the Elric Brothers while in the source material, she would only confront them if Ed's automail is broken.
    • Lust kills off Dr. Tim Marcoh, who is a MAJOR CHARACTER in both the manga & 2009 anime.
    • Envy impersonates Roy Mustang instead of Gracia Hughes when he killed off Maes Hughes. Even Roy Mustang is framed instead of Maria Ross, whom Envy framed in the original.
    • Shou Tucker took both Al & Winry hostage after he transmutated his own daughter. This never really happened in the original & this scene is poorly taken from the Gold Tooth Doctor's hostage of Riza Hawkeye in the Promised Day.
    • It is Shou Tucker who suggested to Al that he could be artificially created instead of Barry the Chopper, who is absent from the film.
    • Lust is easily killed off by Roy Mustang by just pulling off her Philosopher's Stone while in the original, it took him SEVERAL TIMES roasting her to death. The same goes for Envy, who is easily reduced into his parasitic form.
    • The Mannequin Soldiers arrived way too early in the story.
  11. Terrible costume designs such as the Elric brothers' hair, Lust's clothes & Envy's terrible hair that look like a badly made dreadlocks.
  12. Maes Hughes' death scene is less emotional than in the original.
  13. Tons of plotholes such as Nina Tucker's whereabouts after she was transmutated by her own father.
  14. This adaptation even makes the later half of the 2003 anime looked better in comparison.
  15. It is even distributed by Netflix to promote the film despite not even learning from their past mistake, thus leading fans to blame them instead of Fumihiko Sori, the real perpetrator of this film.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Yasuko Matsuyuki, Kanata Hongou & Shinji Uchiyama made an good performance as the Homunculi Lust, Envy & Gluttony.
  2. Gluttony can be creepy at times despite his bad CGI effects.
  3. The film did manage to shoot in the Italian town of Volterra & the entire European setting is still intact.
  4. Alphonse's design & height is faithful to the original manga & anime.
  5. The entire English dub cast of the anime reprised their roles in the film adaptation.

Reception

The film received mostly mixed reviews to negative reviews. The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported that 28% of critics have given the film a positive review based on 18 reviews, with an average rating of 4.82/10. On Metacritic, which assigns and normalizes scores of critic reviews, the film has a weighted average score of 48 out of 100 based on 5 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews".

While the film is given a positive review from Japanese critics, it received negative reviews from Western critics & fans alike.

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Mr. Tenno

4 months ago
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This is not the FMA we all knew and loved.
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Sofaking we todd it

3 months ago
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I don't know which movie is worse. This or Death Note?
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The Adaptation Expert

2 months ago
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As an FMA fan myself, I say it would be this ugly crap. As the guy who made this page, I fucking hate this film! It's so racist like that Attack on WTF is this piece of shit film & crap butler.
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Espina Fina

2 months ago
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Wait, this movie was written by the author of the manga!?
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EdEddandEddyFan

2 months ago
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Why do Netflix adaptations have to be so bad?
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The Adaptation Expert

one month ago
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Honestly I prefer calling this shitty film Fumihiko's Fucking Sorry's Scrapmetal Alchemist as this fucking ugly film is a complete mockery of the ACTUAL FMA franchise. It not only insults the manga, it insults both anime adaptations as a whole that I even find both Conquerors of Shamballa & Sacred Star of Milos a better film than this ugly piece of shit. I also don't associate this ugly shit with Netflix but what I didn't like is how they foolishly decided to distribute this abomination showing they are just interested in money & not the quality of the adaptation. They never learned from Trash Note & never will. That is why I made this page here because this crap deserves it here due to its racial ugliness.

Also, Fuck you Fumihiko's Fucking Sorry!!!!!!!!
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LA2002

27 days ago
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It would be better if they just left the original manga and anime alone. This film is simply a blight on this legendary franchise.

So it's fitting to have Edward Elric himself burn this mess down to a crisp.
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The Adaptation Expert

13 days ago
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I agree with you. If I were to adapt the real FMA into a film, I would fully ban Asian actors from playing the main cast themselves (except the Xingese characters & presumably Roy, Izumi & Yoki based on some fan theories about them) so this shitty film will never ever happen again, save for the foreign dubs. I will also blocked any foolish attempts to blackwash any of the leads, save for Rose Thomas as a homage to the 2003 anime. I honestly prefered if the Elric brothers & Hohenheim are played by blonde Middle Eastern actors since Xerxesians are described as blonde Middle Easterners. I would also like to advise others to do the same thing to other animes & cartoons themselves so they won't suffer the same fate. For me, the Elrics with never be portrayed by Asian actors in live action ever again save for the plays, parodies & cosplays well thanks to this shitty film.

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