Five Across the Eyes

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Five Across the Eyes
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Genre: Horror
Directed By: Greg Swinson
Ryan Thiessen
Written By: Marshall Hicks
Starring: Sandra Paduch
Danielle Lilley
Mia Yi
Angela Brunda
Jennifer Barnett
Veronica Garcia
Release Date: October 2006
Runtime: 95 minutes
Country: United States
Language: English
Budget: $4,000


Five Across the Eyes is a 2006 independent horror film, made on a budget of just $4,000.

Plot

Five girls drive across The Eyes, an isolated road, braving its horrors.

Why It Sucks

  1. The movie is shot found-footage style, but it makes no sense, as there are appears to be no reason for anyone to be filming anything, and it's never mentioned.
  2. Horrible cinematography:
    • The camera quality is extremely poor, making it hard to tell what's going on.
    • The lighting is also bad, with everything being really dark.
    • The frequent jitter cam is nauseating.
  3. The movie is basically an assault on the senses: the girls scream, whine, and cry all the time.
  4. Nonexistent story; the girls just try to take a shortcut, and are randomly attacked by an insane woman.
  5. None of the characters are likable or developed.
    • The girls themselves are extremely annoying, and do stupid things.
  6. There's scenes with urination and feces throwing for no reason at all.
  7. Horribly unfitting techno soundtrack.

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