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Cool as Ice
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Not as Cool as Ice!
Genre: Comedy
Drama
Musical
Romance
Directed By: David Kellogg
Produced By: Carolyn Pfeiffer
Lionel Wigram
Written By: David Stenn
Starring: Vanilla Ice
Kristin Minter
Michael Gross
Photography: Color
Cinematography: Janusz Kamiński
Distributed By: Universal Pictures
Release Date: October 18, 1991
Runtime: 91 minutes
Country: United States
Language: English
Budget: $6 million
Box Office: $1.2 million


Cool as Ice is a 1991 American romantic musical comedy film directed by David Kellogg and starring rapper Vanilla Ice in his feature film debut. The film received negative reviews from critics, audiences, and fans of Vanilla Ice.

Plot

The film focuses on the character of Johnny Van Owen, a freewheeling, motorcycle-riding rapper who arrives in a small town and meets Kathy, an honor student who catches his eye. Meanwhile, Kathy's father, who is in witness protection, is found by the corrupt police officers he escaped from years ago.

Why It's Not Cool

  1. Complete lack of story.
  2. The film's premise was a failed attempt to cash in on Vanilla Ice's popularity.
  3. Awful acting, mainly from the infamous Vanilla Ice.
  4. Adding to the above, the costumes overload on the garish colors typical of the early 90s.
  5. Laughable dialogue (Ex: "Drop that zero and get with the hero").
  6. Most of the premise rips off other movies such as Top Gun and Rebel Without a Cause.
  7. Bizarre editing, most notably when Vanilla Ice and Kristin Minter's characters are hanging around a construction site.
    • Another example is when the movie suddenly fast forwards in the scene where Kathy's lover mets her family.

The Only Redeeming Quality

  1. The cinematography is good.

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