CarGo

From Awful Movies Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search


CarGo
Copied homework.jpg
Genre: Animation
Action
Family
Photography: Color
Running Time: 96 Minutes
Country: United States
Release Date: June 6, 2017
Directed by: James Cullen Bressack
Written by: Gordon Bressack
James Cullen Bressack
Starring: Melissa Joan Hart
Haley Joel Osment
Jason Mewes


CarGo is a 2017 American direct-to-video computer-animated comedy movie produced by The Asylum. This is The Asylum's third animated feature and a rip-off of the Cars movies made by PixarGMW.

Plot

A young car learns the importance of family when he embarks on a mission to rescue his father, who's been sent to Clunker Island to be repurposed as scrap metal.

Why It Sucks

  1. As mentioned earlier, this movie is a rip-off of the Cars franchise by Disney and Pixar, which started in 2006, and had a third film being made around the same time this film came out.
  2. The car puns are unfunny and boring.
  3. Poor animation.
  4. There's a scene where one of the characters pukes oil during class, which is really gross.
  5. Predictable story.
  6. The scene set in the theater might count as filler.
  7. The demolition derby scene looks so much like the one from Cars 3GMW.
  8. The camera angles can be nauseating.
  9. The characters talk with their whole bodies moving.
  10. The scene where the main character's father gets wrecked by a street racer is brutal, even for a kids' film.
  11. It wastes talented actors, including Ed Asner and Haley Joel Osment.
  12. False advertising: Danny's dad is orange on the cover, when in reality he is blue in the movie.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. The music is quite decent.
  2. There is an unexpected Sharknado reference that is funny, complete with a car looking at the poster while saying "I hated this movie! That's too unrealistic! A tornado full of cars?".
  3. The character designs are decent for a low-budget movie.
  4. The voice acting is pretty good.

Videos

External Links