Kesner Himself (Shitpost)
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Kesner is an idiot.
Why He SUCKS EVERY UNICORN HORN IN EXISTENCE!!!
- Thinks Terraria isn't Minecraft 2D, even though it is.
- Excessivly Panamanian.
- Even worse, part Jamaican.
- When he gets home from the school the first thing he does is bow to a picture of the Panama Canal for a whole hour.
- He's in High School but he still likes shitty MLP, which science proves only Manchildren do.
- Weeaboo, he has a bunch of shitty anime titles that he likes on his user page.
- He thinks Macadamia Nuts + White Chocolate cookies taste good. Yes, White Chocolate, the biggest mistake the sweets industry ever made!
- Wears a hoodie when it's warm outside.
- Overrated. This is only proven by the fact that other users have sent him friend requests on certain wikis and before he started talking more on ATYW in late 2018, he was just another shitty user that nobody cared about.
- Claims to be asexual, yet he JUST BECAME THE AGE OF CONSENT. YOU JUST HAVEN'T FOUND A HOT AS FRICK BOY/GIRL YET DARN IT!!!
- Gets TRIGGERED when people talk about government politics.
- Overuses the word “damn”. OMG STOP SWEARING!!!
- He hates "obsessive" Anti-SJWs, clearly making him an SJW himself.
- On YouTube he has 200M subs but can only get 199,999,999 views on most of his videos, possibly proving he sub bots.
- Speaking of which, having so many subs when all you do is turn video game OSTs into earrape is the definition of overrated (overrated is a bad quality STFU).
- The ponies he uses for his pfps are ugly as hell.
- Uses a crappy PlayStation 4 instead of an Xbox, which is X99999999999999999 better.
- He also wants to get a PlayStation 5 when it comes out.
- Keeps stealing cookies and chocolate from the kitchen and whines to his mommy when they run out.
- Hates the Paul Brothers but still hasn't been dabbed on.
- Because he grew up in a country outside of his own, he can't decide on his accent. He keeps changing it from Scottish, British, Swedish, Southern, MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY!
- Before he stopped playing the game after the Blizzard Hong Kong incident his most played characters in Overwatch were Bastion and D.Va! GROSS!
- He thinks every “fake” country that's part of the wikis besides Eggrollslavakia is a S H I T H O L E.
- Likes Vyond despite it's shittiness. Wait, what!? OHOHOHOHOH!!! KESNER, HOW DARE YOU LIKE VYOND, THAT'S IT!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOREVER!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW AND NEVER COME OUT!!!
- Likes PooDeePie even though he kills memes, which results in reason 18.
- Makes negative pages about good YouTubers like Infinity Morgana and Shining armorsgreat2467.
- Once used Kirby in a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate tournament. YES, REALLY!!!
- Hates TheTopTens (and yes, that's an actual bad quality, according to users of the site).
- Draws like a fucking first grader.
- His "W O O M" and "Teehee" lines are fucking annoying.
- He'll drink sparkling water but not the perfectly good bottle of Sprite in the pantry.
- Also, what kind of idiot puts Sprite in the pantry!?
- He keeps denying live service and Google Stadia is the future of gaming, even though it is.
- He skis instead of snowboards in the winter sports club, making him a baby.
- He thinks ImJaystation, Ali-A, Sernandoe and many more YouTubers clickbait their audiences, even though they do not and their videos are real.
- He likes the crappy Angry German Kid meme (yeah that dumb kid screaming at his computer for like 5 minutes). He even hangs out in a Discord server with normies of the meme.
- He picked Popplio as his starter in Pokemon Sun and Moon. This speaks for itself.
- Plays Roblox even though the game is among one of the worst of all time and looks like a Magnavox Odyssey game.
- Somehow played GTA V when he was only 14 years old. He also walked into the Vanilla Unicorn by accident. ORA ORA!!!
- He somehow has Vib-Ribbon as his favorite PS1 game, when there are better games out there to pick from the console's library.
- For some reason, he also has a pseudo-personality where he wants everyone to hate him instead of like him.
- His Discord bot, RoboKesner, is arguably the worst bot ever made. Even worse than WorstBot. Which, you know, WAS MADE WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING THE WORST BOT ON THE SITE!!!
- Obviously an otherkin. You can tell by the pfp we used for this page.
- He also plays the otherkin fuel game Pony Town where he only speaks in horse noises...At least we think. THE AUTHOR OF THIS PAGE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND PONY!
- He literally has no Redeeming Qualities whatsoever.
WE JUST TOLD YOU HE HAS NONE YOU IDIOT!