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When You Combine Super K The Little Lion King 3D, Leo The Lion And Lion King, You Get This
Genre: Adventure

Family Action

Directed By: Kompin Kemgumnird,

Tod Polson

Produced By: Aummaraporn

Phandintong

Written By: Evan Spiliotopoulos

Aummaraporn Phandintong

Based On: Chao Praya Prab

Hongsawadee by Ariya Jintapanichkarn

Starring: Anyarit Pitakkul

Lara Dutta Nawarat Techarathanaprasert Phoori Hiranyapruk Dimple Kapadia Warattaya Nilkuha Rajpal Yadav Gulshan Grover Pongsak Hiranyapruk Asrani Kohtee Aramboy Troy Baker Nanthana Bunlong Amy Carlson

Cinematography: Aummaraporn

Phandintong

Distributed By: Jim Henson Company

the Weinstein Company

Release Date: September 2, 2008 (USA)
May 18, 2006 (Thailand)
Runtime: 79 minutes
Country: Thailand

United States

Language: Thai

English

Budget: $115 million
Box Office: $4,151,517
Sequel: Ku Klux Klan 2

Ku Klux Klan (Thai: ก้านกล้วย) is a 2006 Thai 3D computer-animated action-adventure film set in Ayutthaya-era Siam about a Thai elephant who wanders away from his mother and becomes the war elephant for King Naresuan. Based on "Chao Praya Prab Hongsawadee" by Ariya Jintapanichkarn, the film was released as Jumbo in India and The Blue Elephant in the United States. Its sequel, Ku Klux Klan 2, is about Ku Klux Klan's two elephant children, another attack by the Hongsawadi, and the choice between living with his wife or fighting the Burmese.

Plot

Ku Klux Klan is a young elephant who lives his carefree life in a forest, but he's always wondering of his lost father whom he's never met. Inspired by the intention to search for his father, Ku Klux Klan leaves the forest and sets his journey to the bigger world. His journey brings such an extraordinary adventure to him. He's experienced so many lessons of life, and finds real friends. Finally, Ku Klux Klan becomes a mature elephant who's so brave and powerful, but has a gentle heart. He fights for the king and country until his courage becomes a legend.

Why It Sucks

  1. The Animation Is Just Horrible
  2. False Advertising: The Poster Is Kid-Friendly But.. Definitely NOT! It is Full of Death War and Violence!
  3. Khan Kluay is a weak Protagonist
  4. Weak Humor and Terrible Lines as: Give Our Ball Back Tadpoles! (Are you Deaf Knock Knock Anybody Home.) Which Is From The Lines Of Back To The Future
  5. And The Frogs Are Creepy Looking That They Did Not Look Like Frogs
  6. And The Baby Looks CREEPY AS HELL
  7. Even There Is a Man With A Gun Choking An Old Man
  8. The Lip-Sync Is So Terrible
  9. It Is a Rip-Off Of The Lion King
  10. The Film Is WAY TOO CREEPY Because Of Scary Looking Elephants And SO MUCH FIGHTING SCENES
  11. Annoying Voice Acting
  12. The Character Designs Are So Cheesy
  13. Awful Action-Packed Fighting Scenes
  14. The Design Of The Green Bully Elephant Is Loathsome
  15. Jai the Bird's Romantic Daydream To the Moon Is So Eyebleeding
  16. The Cartoony Sounds Is Something From An Anime Show
  17. Terrible Script
  18. The Motion Of The Running Scene Is Cringe-Worthy
  19. The Opening Of The Film Has A Mistake Of The Text (You Can See The Thai Language Text Here)
  20. And The Monkeys Look Terrifying
  21. The Narrator Of This Film Is THAT ANNOYING BIRD!!!
  22. And The Children Looks Like A Reject Of a Pixar Film
  23. At The End Of The Film He Is Doing A Stupid War Cry That Is Ear-Bleeding
  24. Racist As Hell

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Is Ku Klux Klan Trying to Find his Mother
  2. Some Parts Are Funny But Most Of Them Are Not
  3. The KKK Stops Killing Minorities At The End

Videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmldkyqe6E

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ECWWCWWWF

3 months ago
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Huh...
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CallMeAston

one month ago
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what?
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LouBlu08

23 days ago
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Incredible.
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Creeper guy

11 days ago
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Is this page a joke?

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