Eiji Himself (Shitpost)
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Eiji is an asshole.
Why He Sucks 700 MILLION DICKS AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
- Is Japanese-American but wants to be Korean-British.
- He can't even speak Korean, so why the fuck is he even trying?
- He beat me in Minecraft Bedwars.
- He hates "obsessive" Anti-SJWs, making him an SJW.
- Likes to sleep on the couch instead of his bed, which can give you neck cramps.
- He likes K-Pop even though scientists have proven only dumbasses do.
- Also constantly stans TWICE instead of LOONA.
- Thinks Parasite deserves Best Picture more than Joker, clearly proving more that he's a Koreaboo.
- He's overrated by the Reception Wiki members, and they always want to give him blowjobs and let him rape their ass (Overrated is a bad quality, alright? Now fuck off).
- Goes on Miraheze, proving he's autistic.
- Turns on the heater in his room, clearly showing he's a wimp who's unable to stand the cold.
- Always changes his profile picture to a K-Pop singer making an ugly face.
- He has over 120 subs but always gets fewer views than that, clearly proving he uses subs.
- Thinks Got7 and EXO are better than BTS, which BTS is X100000000000000000000000000000000000000 better.
- Eats frozen soda. Let that sink in...
- Plays Just Dance even though it isn't real exercise, and NASCAR is.
- Hates on NASCAR and thinks it's not an athletic sport, when it is and it's 100% athletic, which results in reason 8.
- Does the Signal dance whenever nobody's around, even though Signal's the worst song in the history of K-Pop.
- Keeps using Google Translate to make funny pages, showing that he doesn't know real comedy.
- Speaking of which, he likes that shitty singer known as Malinda Kathleen Reese.
- Hates mother! and says it doesn't make sense, even though it does.
- Claims that 13 Reasons Why promotes suicide, even though it doesn't.
- Made up some country called KPopia to rival North Korea.
- Constantly eats sushi with his family during a celebration.
- Is obsessed with Monty Python and always makes polls related to them on Atrocious YouTubers Wiki, which always fail.
- Can draw better than me. :(
- Lives in California. OMG THAT PLACE IS SO SJW MOVE OUT OF THERE NOW!!!!!!
- Has comments on his profile yet nobody comments on it. How sad.
- Always steals food from his mom whenever she's cooking.
- Makes pages out of good movies by good directors, such as Deepthroat Nights: The Ballad of Dicky Pussy, Tzuyu and the Gang, and David Failburg himself.
- He's also started making pages out of movies made by Makunt Izichi.
- He don't wanna be somebody. Just wanna be him.
- Likes Hereditary even though it's stupid.
- Also enjoys Midsommar, even though it's one of the worst movies ever!!!
- Uses Mii fighters in Super Smash Bros: Ultimate'. This speaks for itself.
- Plays Cuphead, even though it's so hard af.
- Thinks climate change is real and says we must do something to slow it down.
- Also, he likes Greta Thunberg and says she's God. NUFF SAID!
- Uses Grammarly, showing how lazy he is.
- Announced he's gay on Discord. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Doesn't use TikTok, showing how unhip and uncool he is.
- Likes Ruby Red Squirt better than normal Squirt. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY!!!???
- Left Twitter, even though his homie Trevor807 is still on it.
- Banned my account on Atrocious YouTubers Wiki.
- Hates Lele Pons and thinks she isn't funny, even though she's the funniest person in the world. Even funnier than your grandma.
- Stopped liking Anti-SJW channels months ago, proving he's become an SJW.
- Dox his ass right now.
- Has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
WE JUST TOLD YOU HE HAS NONE MOTHERFUCKER!!!