Dready Himself (Shitpost)
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Dready is an Motherfucker.
WHY HE SUCKS OVER 9000 TIMES MORE
- Is Slovenian, but he speaks english better and wants to learn German.
- He beat me in games like Team Fortress 2, Call of Duty: Warzone, Twisted Metal, Mario Kart 8, Sonic & all stars Racing Transformed, Dragon Ball Fighterz.
- Like Punk Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal and even a bit of Thrash Metal music Like: AC/DC, The Clash, Ramones, Sex Pistols, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Dio, Tenacious D, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Nirvana, Anthrax, Queen and even Slayer. Even know some people say it's for freaks while some say it's satanic. He even Trats Ozzy Osbourne as the King of Heavy Metal, Joey Ramone (Who is dead along with other 3 original members) as the king of Punk Rock, Kurt Cobain as the King of Grunge and James Hetfield as the king of Thrash Metal, also while he likes Metallica he is not into Megadeth. (Although he also isn't into Death and Black Metal).
- as mentioned in reason 3. Likes Metallica, even know they are the worst Thrash Metal band in existance.
- Likes anime like: Pokemon, Bakugan, Beyblade Yu-Gi-Oh!, and especially both Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon, infact he's facial expressions are Dragon Ball characters, In some wikis he has Dragon Ball characters as profile pictures, while in others he has Sailor Moon characters.
- Likes Blu color, even know Blue is for Babies!
- His name is extremely Unmeaningful, as he doesn't have Dreadlocks, so then why was he called Dreadblocks?!
- He treats Sailor Moon as the best girls show. He also says Winx Club is not a rip-off of Sailor Moon but it clearly is.
- At times when he sleeps he is not even covered in a blanket, which you can get cold right, and during summer he sleeps in his underwear.
- He eats Kinder Suprise and Bueno, even know he shouldn't because he is allergic to Lactoze.
- Made a Jamaican fake Director, which makes no sense because others made up a country.
- He plays Guitar Hero, Guitar and Drums even know those aren't real Guitar and Drums, and can't be a musical genius because of this. Weirdly enough the Guitar is for Xbox 360 while the drums are for Wii, meaning he needs to now unless he also buys a guitar for wii and drums for Xbox 360, own the same games on both consoles if he wants to play them and switch consoles.
- Has an GTX 1050 ti instead of an RTX card.
- He likes Metallica's Welcome Home (Sanitarium) more than they're hit single Master of Puppets, even know Master of Puppets is better!
- He played Crysis 2 on a PS3 even know it was meant to be played on a PC, He even Played Minecraft on Xbox 360, even know PC is better.
- He plays PC games, with an Xbox 360 controller, even know they we're meant to be played with a mouse and keyboard.
- Made pages for good movies like: Screw the Pigs, Aliens from Planet 666, Asses Underwater, Rastafarian Man and Raging Barn.
- Uses an Xbox 360, PS2, PS3, PSP, Wii and Wii U even know those are all outdated and Xbox One, PS4, PS Vita and Switch are 900X times better.
- Uses an Gamecube Controller to play most Wii games, even know they we're meant to be played with a Wii Remote and Nunchuck.
- He prefers Jamie Oliver over Gordon Ramsay, even know Ramsay is better ya fucking donkey!
- His profile Picture was a Super Saiyan Goku, which makes no sense HE'S DEAD NOT BIG SUPRAIZ!, oddly enough first he had Doom Slayer from Doom with thanos’s infinity gauntlet than he had Joseph Seed from Far Cry 5 then he had Stanley Ipkis as the Mask. Always changes his profile picture to a Dragon Ball Character making an ugly face.
- He Compared Bratz: Rock Angelz (A game made for little girls) with Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi (A game made for Teenage Boys) which makes no sense and later compared it’s sequels Forever Diamondz with Budokai Tenkaichi 2, The Movie with Budokai Tenkaichi 3 and Girlz Really Rock with Ultimate Tenkaichi, even know he agreed that the 4th ones of both we’re shit. It also makes no sense since the Bratz games are open world Adventre games (A la GTA) and Dragon Ball games are Fighting games. 2 Completely Different Genres. also Bratz games we're Rated E for Everyone by the Esrb e and 3+ by Pegi, Dragon Ball Z games we're rated T for Teen by Esrb-e and 12+ by Pegi.
- He even said Dragon Ball is better than Bratz which also makes no sense, Dragon Ball is a Manga and Anime made for Teenage Boys while Bratz is a doll line made for little girls. Thankfully he does not hate them, mainly as he only saw the TV show, some DVD movies and play some of the games, and he has not played with the actual Bratz Dolls, he does admit that some episodes of the TV show and DVD movies we're decent.
- He said that Far Cry 3 is better than Far Cry 2, even know Far Cry 2 is more realistic.
- Somehow he enjoyed GTA 5 more than GTA 4, even know is usually the opposite.
- Eats too much Crossaints.
- Likes to watch shows like Pat & Mat and Maya the Bee (Original) even know these are european shows and America is 900X better.
- He uses Reshades to make the games look better, even know ENB is better.
- Likes to wear a wristband with a skull.
- Likes Bad movies like: The Flintstones, Shark Tale, Chicken Little and Barnyard.
- Uploads memes on Facebook, even know they we're meant to be uploaded on youtube.
- Drinks Pepsi and Coca Cola, even know they are identical.
- He was Born in 2004 Proving that he was about to be connected to European Union because it was the year when Slovenia became a Euorpean Union nothing special.
- He watched shows like Lazy Town and Mr. Bean which are nothing but memes.
- Plays too much Sonic games.
- He can even speak a bit of russian, proving that he is a Communist.
- Plays Skyrim even know that game is glitchy AF.
- Watches way too much memes.
- His computer has 2 lights and 2 orns, making it look like a half truck and a half demon.
- Oh yeah he has 4 more computer, one is so slow and toaster, one is so old that it has Windows 2000 Which is way too old nowadays, one is a laptop which has an outdated GT mobile graphics card and one is also so old that it has Windows XP.
- He recently Dual Booted his computer to have both windows 7 and Windows 10.
- Runs way too much.
- He tries to animate but fails.
- Tries to play an aoucustic Guitar, but also fails.
- Liks to play games like: Sonic & Secret Rings , Black Knight, Need for Speed: ProStreet, The Run, Most Wanted (2012), Rivals and even Payback, even know those all SUX!
- Sings like Satan, which is terrible.
- Like shows like: The Powerpuff Girls (1998), Jem, Unikitty and especially Sailor Moon, yet he’s a boy and all of those shows we’re targeted for girls, and guess what he’s profile pic on PSN (though his avatar is Crash Bandicoot) was Minako (Sailor Venus/Sailor V) from Sailor Moon making a cute face now is Usagi (Sailor Moon) making a cute face, while his background is Goku in his base and Super Saiyan form, he also treats Minako as the cutest anime girl and treats Chibiusa as the worst anime character ever made.
- He was so bad that at one poin he got blocked, than he got blocked even longer, but than he appologized and managed to get unblocked.
- Always has his Lights off during 19 to 20 AM.
- Has a twitch account, even know he rarely goes there and hasn't streamed anything yet, plus he mostly makes gaming videos and YTP's on youtube, that get more views than how much subscribers he has.
- He is Desperate to wait when Postal 4: No Regerts is finally finished.
- He plays Mortal Kombat 11, to make matters worse he actually likes it.
- Doesn't have Playstation Plus despite the fact he has Playstation Network for PS4.
- He did so many illegal things.
- Played violent games like Call of Duty and GTA when he was very young.
- He also watched non kid friendly movies when he was young.
- Watches movies on 123 movies and Megashare.
- Made Lego minfigures look like they're fucking each other without anyone noticing it.
- He tried to swear.
THEY'RE ARE NO MOTHERFUCKIN REDEEMING QUALITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sooooooo! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!