Dready Himself (Shitpost)
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Dready is an Motherfucker.
WHY HE SUCKS OVER 9000 TIMES MORE
- Is Slovenian, but he speaks english better and wants to learn German.
- He beat me in games like Team Fortress 2, Call of Duty: Warzone, Twisted Metal, Mario Kart 8, Sonic & all stars Racing Transformed, Dragon Ball Fighterz.
- Like Punk Rock, Hard Rock and a bit of Heavy Metal music Like: AC/DC, The Clash, Ramones, Sex Pistols, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Dio, Tenacious D, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Nirvana and Queen. Even know some people say it's for freaks while some say it's satanic.
- Likes anime like: Pokemon, Bakugan, Beyblade Yu-Gi-Oh! and especially Dragon Ball, infact he's facial expressions are Dragon Ball Characters and even has them as profile pictures.
- Likes Blu color, even know Blue is for Babies!
- At times when he sleeps he is not even covered in a blanket, which you can get cold right, and during summer he sleeps in his underwear.
- He eats Kinder Suprise and Bueno, even know he shouldn't because he is allergic to Lactoze.
- Made a Jamaican fake Director, which makes no sense because others made up a country.
- He plays Guitar Hero, Guitar and Drums even know those aren't real Guitar and Drums, and can't be a musical genius because of this.
- Has an GTX 1050 ti instead of an RTX card.
- He played Crysis 2 on a PS3 even know it was meant to be played on a PC, He even Played Minecraft on Xbox 360, even know PC is better.
- He plays PC games, with an Xbox 360 controller, even know they we're meant to be played with a mouse and keyboard.
- Made pages for good movies like: Screw the Pigs, Aliens from Planet 666, Asses Underwater, Rastafarian Man and Raging Barn.
- Uses an Xbox 360, PS2, PS3, PSP, Wii and Wii U even know those are all outdated and Xbox One, PS4, PS Vita and Switch are 900X times better.
- Uses an Gamecube Controller to play most Wii games, even know they we're meant to be played with a Wii Remote and Nunchuck.
- He prefers Jamie Oliver over Gordon Ramsay, even know Ramsay is better ya fucking donkey!
- His profile Picture is a Super Saiyan Goku, which makes no sense HE'S DEAD NOT BIG SUPRAIZ!, oddly enough first he had Doom Slayer from Doom with thanos’s infinity gauntlet than he had Joseph Seed from Far Cry 5 then he had Stanley Ipkis as the Mask.
- He Compared Bratz: Rock Angelz (A game made for little girls) with Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi (A game made for Teenage Boys) which makes no sense.
- Eats too much Crossaints.
- Likes to watch shows like Pat & Mat and Maya the Bee (Original) even know these are european shows and America is 900X better.
- He uses Reshades to make the games look better, even know ENB is better.
- Likes to wear a wristband with a skull.
- Likes Bad movies like: The Flintstones, Shark Tale, Chicken Little and Barnyard.
- Uploads memes on Facebook, even know they we're meant to be uploaded on youtube.
- Drinks Pepsi and Coca Cola, even know they are identical.
- He was Born in 2004 Proving that he was about to be connected to European Union because it was the year when Slovenia became a Euorpean Union nothing special.
- He watched shows like Lazy Town and Mr. Bean which are nothing but memes.
- Plays too much Sonic games.
- He can even speak a bit of russian, proving that he is a Communist.
- Plays Skyrim even know that game is glitchy AF.
- Watches way too much memes.
- His computer has 2 lights and 2 orns, making it look like a half truck and a half demon.
- Oh yeah he has 2 more computer, one is so slow and toaster and one is so old that it has Windows 2000 Which is way too old nowadays.
- Runs way too much.
- He tries to animate but fails.
- Tries to play an aoucustic Guitar, but also fails.
- Liks to play games like: Sonic & Secret Rings , Black Knight, Need for Speed: ProStreet, The Run, Most Wanted (2012), Rivals and even Payback, even know those all SUX!
- Sings like Satan, which is terrible.
- He was so bad that at one poin he got blocked, than he got blocked even longer, but than he appologized and managed to get unblocked.
- Always has his Lights off during 19 to 20 AM.
THEY'RE ARE NO MOTHERFUCKIN REDEEMING QUALITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sooooooo! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!