Blocky's Adventures of Awesome and Crazy (Fake Movie Collab (Anonymy)
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Blocky's Adventures of Awesome and Crazy is a PENISLANDIAN action movie directed by Kanna Biss and distributed by Kid Movie Epic.
Why It Sucks
- The animation. It is horrible. It's so bad that it makes II's early animation look like Pixar.
- Confusing plot that makes no sense whatsoever.
- The titular characters (Blocky, Coiny, Eraser, Pen, and Snowball), are completely unlikable.
- Blocky is by far the worst character, as he constantly bullies Eraser, and physically abuses his friends.
- Pen, while the most likable out of the five, shouts most of his lines and is obsessed with Leafy plushes.
- Eraser is now an emo, and not the good kind.
- Coiny is a smooth-brained idiot who thinks the earth is flat and unicorns are real.
- Snowball is a gary-stu who has no flaws whatsoever.
- Horrid voice acting.
- The movie's poster is abysmal, as it was made in 5 minutes and has typos.
- Kanna even admitted it was made in Kleki, a low quality art website.
- The backgrounds and facial expressions are lifeless.
- The supporting characters have also been flanderized.
- Nickel has been dumbed down, like, a LOT.
- Pencil is now a one-dimensional feminazi.
- Match has no personality outside of saying "omg" and "like" every 3 seconds whenever she talks.
- Firey is now a one-dimensional himbo.
- Sex scenes and drugs. In a kids movie.
- The infamous orgy scene between the titular characters.
- Another scene where Match and Pencil smoke marijuana.
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