A Very Shitty Christmas (Fake Movie (Seph))

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NOTE: this is a fake movie (duh) and a parody of all those Hallmark/Lifetime Christmas movies that recycle the same plot (also based off a page on my wiki) anyways I hope y'all have a wonderful Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or whatever other holiday your culture celebrates at this time of year.


A Very Shitty Christmas (Fake Movie (Seph))
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The title sums the film up perfectly!
Genre: Christmas
Cinematography: a bunch of film school dropouts
Runtime: 69 minutes
Country: United States
Budget: $200


A Very Shitty Christmas is a 2020 Christmas romance film and it's another one of those generic Christmas films made for white facebook moms.

Why It Sucks

  1. It wasn't screened in advance for... OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! SEPH! HOW DARE YOU USE THIS REASON AGAIN EVEN THOUGH IT'S OVERUSED AT THIS POINT!? THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 6734892003874382938765420349857641092837645 CENTURIES!!!!!!! GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
  2. It's exactly the same as those other 4567654 Hallmark/Lifetime Christmas films.
  3. Laughable names, such as Blanderson and Qwertyuiopasdfghjklñzxcvbnmia.
  4. Flat characters with no personality whatsoever.
  5. Seph's cameo of this film is just her singing an awful cover of O Holy Night, similar to this one.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Seph's cover of O Holy Night is so bad it's hilarious.

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