Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (aka Birdemic for short) is a 2010 American independent romantic horror film written, directed, and produced by James Nguyen. Inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, Birdemic tells the story of a romance between the two main characters as their small town is attacked by birds.
Birdemic was made with no studio support, largely self-financed and produced through Nguyen's Moviehead Pictures company for a budget of less than $10,000. After a limited theatrical release, the film gained a cult following and was picked up for distribution by Severin Films in 2010. A sequel called Birdemic 2: The Resurrection was even made.
Rod (Alan Bagh) is a young software salesman living a successful life in Silicon Valley. He meets up with old classmate and aspiring fashion model Nathalie (Whitney Moore) and begins dating her. Things go well for the couple, with Rod receiving a large bonus that he uses to start his own business, while Nathalie is chosen as a Victoria's Secret model. As they grow closer, the couple remains oblivious to signs of something going wrong around them, such as unexplained wildfires and the carcasses of diseased birds turning up on beaches.
After consummating their relationship in a motel, Rod and Nathalie wake up to find that their town is under attack from eagles and vultures that spit acid and explode into flames upon striking the ground. Rod and Nathalie escape from the motel by joining up with an ex-Marine named Ramsey (Adam Sessa) and his girlfriend Becky (Catherine Batcha). As they leave town, they rescue two young children, Susan (Janae Caster) and Tony (Colton Osborne), whose parents have been killed by the birds.
The group proceeds to drive from one town to the next, fending off more bird attacks along the way and briefly meeting a scientist named Dr. Jones (Rick Camp) studying the phenomenon. Becky is killed by the birds, and Ramsey, in an attempt to exact revenge, tries to save a busload of tourists. As they leave the bus, Ramsey and the tourists are doused in acid excrement by the birds and all die.
Rod, Nathalie and the kids continue to flee from the birds, driving into a forest where they briefly meet a "Tree Hugger" named Tom Hill (Stephen Gustavson), who explains to them that the birds have only been targeting gas stations and cars and that the attacks are the result of global warming. After escaping a forest fire, the quartet ultimately settles on a small beach, where Rod fishes for dinner. As they prepare to eat, they are attacked by the birds, which are suddenly—and for no explained reason—chased away by doves. The film ends as Rod, Nathalie and the kids watch the birds fly off into the sunset.
Why It Sucks
- The film is a total rip-off of 1963's The Birds.
- Atrocious acting.
- The CGI animation for the birds is extremely poor, laughable and looks very out of place in the live-action environment.
- Terrible editing in both the film and the sound, including the infamous "HI!" from the beginning.
- Even though it's trying to set a good environmental message, it doesn't even try to be subtle about it.
- The characters are idiotic. In fact, there can be an entire subsection devoted to this.
- There are several scenes that drag on for way too long.
- The birds barely appear in the movie. In fact, the actual horror aspect doesn't occur until around the 45-minute mark.
- The movie poster is very cheaply made. It looks like it was made using Microsoft Paint.
- The intro has a drunk cameraman filming (LITERALLY).
- The birds only stop attacking when doves appear, which makes no sense considering they're also birds.
- A lot of weird, stupid and nonsensical moments:
- When the "Birdemic" happens, Rod, Nathalie, Ramsey and Becky hide in a motel to stay safe. Instead of just staying in the motel until the "Birdemic" is over, they go outside to attack the birds with coat hangers.
- When a company CEO announces their stock skyrocketed, there's a clapping scene that goes on for way too long.
- Said clapping scene's audio also seems to cut out at times and there's also a scene where two guys are doing... something else.
- At one point, a guy holds the protagonists and orders them to sell him some gas instead of taking it.
- After that guy gets killed by a bird, the protagonists leave their gas tank behind and inevitably run out of gas soon after.
- The children don't even seem to care that their parents are dead.
- A man at a bridge sternly tells Rod, Nathalie, Ramsey and Becky to stay out, only to soften up when they say they just want to talk.
- In the conference room scene, the editing looks like something made through Windows Movie Maker.
- Very laughable dialogue and scenes that don’t even make any sense at all.
The Only Redeeming Quality
- Everything about the film is so incompetent it's fun to watch
- According to actress Bonnie Steiger, who played a tourist in the film, none of the actors, actresses or child actors involved received any payment as promised. Nguyen had initially promised her $100 for her part but later refused claiming to have no money to pay at the time.
- The movie is ranked at #5 on IMDB's Bottom Rated Movies list, with a score of 1.8 out of 10.
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