User:Nersh1rtXD

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Hello, I'm Alma and I'm just some neurodivergent 17 year old online who likes BFDI/Inanimate Insanity and kins a fictional edgy lightswitch

P.S.: I refuse to believe the whole BFDI/II cast are cishet >:(

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2tr8_BObrp8Jr5OIQI4DiQ

Nintendo Switch friend code: SW-2650-3601-5919

I typed in blue lmao

My Personal Interests

Media Likes Dislikes Neutral
Books, Comics, Manga Warrior Cats

Spirit Animals

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Twilight

50 Shades of Gray

chick tracts

Dork Diaries
Movies most Disney/Pixar films

most Don Bluth films

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Regular Show: The Movie

Coraline

Mean Girls

Steven Universe: The Movie

A Dog's Purpose

Cheonnyeon-yeowoo Yeowoobi

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

The End of Evangelion

Spirited Away

Your Name

Kiki's Delivery Service

Princess Mononoke

Spy Kids

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (guilty pleasure)

Leaving Neverland

The Curse of La Llorona

Foodfight!

Go!Animate: The Movie

Battle For Dream Island: The Movie (2015) (it's basically Go!Animate: The Movie but shittier and with BFDI characters)

The Legend Of The Titanic

Titanic: The Legend Goes On

Testicolino Tentacolino

The Boss Baby

most direct-to-video Disney sequels (there are some exceptions though)

Cuties (fuck cuties all my homies hate cuties)

Battle For Dream Island: The Movie (the upcoming 2022 fan-film)

Frozen

Trolls (guilty pleasure of mine)

The Lorax (2012)

Musicians, Bands 100 gecs

Mindless Self Indulgence

Limp Bizkit

Linkin Park

Evanescence

KoRn

Skillet

Melanie Martinez

Billie Eilish

Slayyyter

Blood On The Dance Floor

6ix9ine

One Direction
Television/Web Series Battle for Dream Island

Inanimate Insanity

South Park

Happy Tree Friends

Popee The Performer

Adventure Time

Regular Show

The Amazing World Of Gumball

Gravity Falls

Total Drama Island

Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Evangelion

Wolf's Rain

Object Terror

CNN

Fox News

13 Reasons Why

Riverdale

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Teen Titans Go!

19 Kids and Counting

Any trashy reality show on MTV/TLC

Total DramaRama

The Secret Life of the American Teenager

most teen dramas (except Degrassi)

Eiken

Boku no Pico

Object Oppose

Family Guy

The Loud House

Stranger Things (haven't seen it yet but I want to)

Video Games Mario Kart

Super Smash Bros: Ultimate

Minecraft

BitLife

Nirvana: Game of Life

Toontown

Gacha Life

Fortnite

Pokémon

Super Mario Maker

Websites Miraheze

FriendProject

MySpace 93

Fun Shitposting Wiki

Inanimate Insanity Wiki

Wattpad

BFDI Wiki (a shitty cesspool of toxic BFDI fans and their spammy wall of text userboxes)

Facebook

Horrible Music & Songs Wiki

Twitter

FANDOM (I still go on it sometimes but that site is shit now)

MySpace

Encyclopedia Dramatica

YouTube Channels jacknjellify

AnimationEpic

SMG4

emezie

diesel patches

hunter1s1k

I Hate Everything

SnapCube

madtoontownreturns

Onision (FUCK YOU PEDOPHILE!)

Lele Pons

Logan Paul

Jake Paul

Morgz

ImJayStation

All fake storybooth wannabes

Legoboynj

N/A
Celebrities Greta Thunberg

Chester Bennington (R.I.P)

Lena Dunham

Amber Heard

Dahvie Vanity

N/A
Users EijiZeBoi

Mr. Dready

Boahconstrictor

Botbuster

DeciduousWater534

Vandals

MrPissShithead

UglyDollsFan2002

Portrock1566
Fictional Characters Liy (Battle for Dream Island)

Leafy (Battle for Dream Island)

Ruby (Battle for Dream Island)

Pen (Battle for Dream Island)

Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)

OJ (Inanimate Insanity)

Paper (Inanimate Insanity)

Foldy (Battle for Dream Island) (nvm you suck)

(W.I.P)

Firey (Battle for Dream Island)
Memes (W.I.P) N/A N/A
Miscellaneous Things Scenecore

Webcore

Emocore

Angst

late 2000s/early 2010s internet

Porn

smut fanfics

Twitter

TikTok

Columbiners (you guys are disgusting, fuck you)

Mormonism

(W.I.P)


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Nersh1rtXD

5 months ago
Score 2

I, SaltylakeXD, am fucking dead.

rip in piss forever miss

2003-2020
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Nersh1rtXD

5 months ago
Score 0
I finally have a comment section on my profile :D
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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I am posting here in the hopes that you will help my to find my son. He is 43 years old and suffers from ASD. His computer was left open to this page, and the “t” “e” “n” “d” “I” “e” “s” keys are slick with chicken tender grease, so I know he must visit this community frequently.

For the most part my baby boy is non-verbal, but he does have a few word approximations that he uses to ask his mummy for his favourite things (tendies = chicken tenders, Dewey = Mountain Dew, honey mussy = honey mustard dipping sauce, etc.). However, he mostly communicates by making shrieking sounds and banging on the walls until I bring him chicken tenders. He is a growing boy, after all!

I made a huge mistake earlier this afternoon when I let my stupid (now ex) boyfriend Sven persuade me to purée a small amount of cauliflower into the batter I use to coat my baby boy’s chicken tenders before I deep fry them. You see, because my son has autism he only eats a handful of foods, and his doctors have advised me to just let him have whatever foods he likes due to his severe condition. Sven is a well known local volunteer softball coach, so his health and physical appearance are obviously very important to him and an important part of his career. This was how he convinced me to try to deceive my sweet good boy. He said “he is retarded Elena! He will never notice such a small amount of cauliflower in his food! He barely chews it, and drowns it in honey mustard for fuck’s sake! The boy needs to start eating healthy foods or he’s gonna drop dead of a heart attack! You are the parent Elena!” So I did the unthinkable. I added the tiniest bit of cauliflower purée to his chicken tender batter. My poor sweet boy!!!!! Of course he noticed right away when I brought him his 4pm pre-dinner snack :( before he even tasted them he started shrieking and screaming “vegetals!! vegetals!!!” He threw the platter of chicken on the floor and started throwing his feces and urine around his bedroom and at myself and my boyfriend (my son is not able to use the restroom due to being morbidly obese and unable to fit through a standard door frame, so he often uses bottles and bowls to relieve himself in his bedroom - such a big boy!). I was so proud of my good boy for using a new word, (vegetables!) but instead of celebrating his growth, I am sobbing because my sweet boy is now missing!

When I ran to the kitchen to make him some fresh unadulterated chicken tenders before he became famished from his tantrum, he must have run full speed into the wall of his bedroom, which is an exterior wall. Sonehow, he crashed right through the wall! I guess on account of his heavy set frame and his extreme rage (induced by my horrible deception)? By the time I got back to his room to investigate the crashing sound, he had already disappeared! I know he had planned to leave for good, too, because he took his Asian lady body pillow with him.

I have contacted the local police, but they just told me he is a “grown man” and there’s nothing they can do until he has been missing for at least 48 hours!!! He will starve to death by then!!! I am so lost without my good boy.

Of course, I immediately kicked my boyfriend out of the house and told him never to come near me or my sweetie again!!! I also put several platters of fresh chicken tenders with chocolate milk and Mountain Dew around the house and in the nearby woods, but so far they all remain untouched :(

I’m hoping against all hopes that somehow my good boy will read this, or reach out to one of his internet friends and you can relay my message to him.

My dear sweet good boy,

Mummy is so sorry for what she did to you. She will never ever ever add any vegetables to your chicken tenders ever again!! That awful Sven is gone forever from our lives! It will always be just you and mummy. You will not need to worry about any more “good boy points” because I have awarded you 100,000,000 of them and chicken tenders will always cost 0 points. Please come home!!!

Love,

Mummy xoxoxoxox

If any of you are local friends to my snuggly boy, and he approaches you in person please be careful! He is startled easily and becomes enraged and violent. The best thing you can do is put out plenty of chicken tenders and chocolate milk to keep him busy eating while you contact me so I can come and get him. And do NOT touch that body pillow!!!
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Nersh1rtXD

5 months ago
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One skin

Two skin

Three skin
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EijiZeBoi

5 months ago
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Tenya Iida's my hyung btw.
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Nersh1rtXD

5 months ago
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Who is worse?

David Failburg

Imogen Bitchensen

JKL

Makunt Izichi

Joey Loserpants

Darry McBedwetter

reply to this comment to answer
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Nersh1rtXD

5 months ago
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time to make more stupid comments on my profile
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Nersh1rtXD

5 months ago
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Boahconstrictor

4 months ago
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GUERILLA warfare. GUE. GUE. GUERILLA. GUE-RI-LLA-WAR-FARE.
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Boahconstrictor

4 months ago
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Ok I'm dead
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Nersh1rtXD

5 months ago
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OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!! SALTYLAKEXD, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ANOTHER STUPID COMMENT ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!????? YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 9854672071345788 DICK YEARS!!!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!
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Nersh1rtXD

5 months ago
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And then they all fucking died. The end.
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EijiZeBoi

4 months ago
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We must start a revolution to destroy the Ice Age Baby.
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Nersh1rtXD

4 months ago
Score 2

Yes

He is responsible for 500 million vigintillion deaths in the universe
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HellLord

4 months ago
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And he killed Cleopatra, he never grows up, even when he killed Cleopatra, let’s kill the ice age baby
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Nersh1rtXD

4 months ago
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Yes

We'll save the universe
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Nersh1rtXD

4 months ago
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STAUP RITE THERE

UNCE U READ DIS U CUNT STAUP.

YOU WILL LEIK DIE

MY NAME IS BETTY, AND I AM A SUPER DISCO PENGUIN.

LEIK, I DIED LIEK, IF U DUNT SEND DIS TWO 643748463784potato67836 PEOPLE

I WILL LEIK CUM TO YER HOUSE

AND I WILL LEIK

LIEK

LEIK

PEE ON YER NUTZ, AND OTHER PERTS OF YEE

AND YOU WILL LEIK DIE

CAUSE CHAIN MAIL IS SO DAMN FUCKIN REAL

AND IT DEFINANLTY AINT FAKE OR ANYTHING

NUUUUU IT REAL

IT REAL, BRO

LIEK

I WILL COME TOONIGHT AND EAT YER NUTS

THIS IS REAL BRO

SERRIUSLY

NO JOKE BRO

REMEMBER DIS

BETTY GOT YER NUTS

YER NEXT

DIS IS REAL BRO

IT AINT FAKE OR ANYTHUNG

IT AINT SPAM OR NUTHIN

DIS IS REAL BRO

DIS REAL

IT AINT FAKE OR SPAM OR ANTHUNG, DIS REAL BRO DIS IS LEGIT
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Nersh1rtXD

3 months ago
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"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE RIGHT NOW I MEAN IT"
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Nersh1rtXD

2 months ago
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I'm Nershirt, the fattest fucking piece of shit in the world
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Nersh1rtXD

2 months ago
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me: I'm gonna be an adult in 6 months I should start acting more mature

also me: CHARGE YOU FUCKING STUPID COMPUTER GOOD GOD
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Nersh1rtXD

2 months ago
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"That's a terrible Foldy impression!"
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Hookuai

2 months ago
Score 1

uglydollsfan2002 ugh

more like stupididiotsfan2002 haha haha
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Nersh1rtXD

2 months ago
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lmao here's an upvote
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Nersh1rtXD

one month ago
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Hey, you lil' piss baby

You think you're so fucking cool?, huh?

You think you're so fucking tough?

You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck

Aw, look at those arms

Your arms look so fucking cute

They look like lil' cigarettes

I bet I could smoke you

I could roast you

And then you'd love it and you'd text me, "I love you"

And then I'd fucking ghost you

With the big boys coming with the big stuff

I feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

Big boys coming with the big trucks

Feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

Big boys coming with the big trucks

Feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

Big boys coming with the big truck

Feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

Feel so clean like a money machine

Feel so clean like a money machine

Feel so clean like a money machine

Feel so clean like a money machine

Tell me what's the deal, I've been tryin' to go to bed

I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead

Said it all before, and I'll say it once again

I'm better off alone

Tell me what's the deal, I've been trying to go to bed

I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead

Said it all before, and I'll say it once again

I'm better off alone

Better off alone

Better off alone

Better off alone

Better off alone

Big, boy, big-

I feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

Big boys

I feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

I feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

Big boys

I feel so clean like a money machine

I feel so clean like a money machine, ah, yeah

Feel so clean like a money machine

I feel so clean like a money machine, ah, yeah

Feel so clean like a money machine

I feel so clean like a money machine, ah, yeah

Coming with the big trucks

Feel so clean like a - machine, oh, yeah

Coming with the big trucks

Feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

Coming with the big trucks

Feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

Coming with the big trucks

Feel so clean like a money machine, oh

Big boys coming with the big trucks

Feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

Big boys coming with the big trucks

Feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

Big boys coming with the big trucks

Feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah

Big boys coming with the big trucks

Feel so clean like a money machine, oh, yeah
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Nersh1rtXD

one month ago
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Your neck isn't a shirt so don't hang it.

Your heart isn't a door so don't lock it.

Your face isn't a mask so don't hide it.

Your skin isn't paper so don't cut it.

Your life isn't a film so don't end it.

Your pussy isn't a ring so don't stick your finger in it.
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Nersh1rtXD

28 days ago
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bitches get rejected in high school and make their entire twitter dedicated to hating women
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Nersh1rtXD

4 days ago
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due to personal reasons I now go by both he/him and she/her
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Nersh1rtXD

3 days ago
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object show tumblr: (mostly art, headcanons or someone gushing over a wholesome moment)

object show twitter: hello everyone I'm gonna tell you why *insert ship here* is abusive (the "reason" is a scene where the characters in that ship have a negative interaction)
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Nersh1rtXD

2 days ago
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update: i'm actually lesbian, not bi

yeyyyy
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Nersh1rtXD

2 days ago
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brb gonna update my shitpost page
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Nersh1rtXD

2 days ago
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also

the first thing i shall do upon finding out im lesbian is say this:

trans women can be lesbians

die mad about it terfs
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Nersh1rtXD

2 days ago
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r.i.p my tumblr account <:(
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Portrock1566

2 days ago
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NershitXD
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Nersh1rtXD

2 days ago
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awwww thanks :)
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Moe

2 days ago
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I don't wanna do what betty says >:(
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Nersh1rtXD

2 days ago
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my BFDI headcanons would piss a TERF off
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Nersh1rtXD

one day 11 hours 13 minutes ago
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two trucks having sex

two trucks having sex

my muscles involuntarily flex
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Nersh1rtXD

one day 5 hours 14 minutes ago
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at this point MySpace 93 and FriendProject are the least toxic social media sites
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Moe

one day 4 hours 47 minutes ago
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I agree tbh.
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Nersh1rtXD

12 hours ago
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why can't I stop listening to the mean kitty song

(R.I.P Sparta AKA "mean kitty" 2007-2020)
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Nersh1rtXD

3 hours 35 minutes ago
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^

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is a hoe
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Moe

one hour 31 minutes ago
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which rhymes with moe!
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Nersh1rtXD

3 hours 29 minutes ago
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do not look up "yee3 bfdi"

I did and I regret it BIG TIME
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EijiZeBoi

3 hours 7 minutes ago
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Describe it pls so I won't have to look it up.
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Moe

2 hours 59 minutes ago
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Describe it so I can picture it in my head
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Nersh1rtXD

6 minutes ago
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it's fart fetish porn of BFDI

that's all
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EijiZeBoi

3 hours 5 minutes ago
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If you want a cameo in my Inkster video, what part do you want to appear?
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Nersh1rtXD

12 minutes ago
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Maybe in the scene where Inskter falls to his death. I could just be standing there smiling while watching him fall

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