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#As mentioned earlier, the film lasts 3 hours (with 10 minutes of credits), and the intro lasts a whopping 6 and a half minutes! That is too long for a film supposedly rated PG.
 
#As mentioned earlier, the film lasts 3 hours (with 10 minutes of credits), and the intro lasts a whopping 6 and a half minutes! That is too long for a film supposedly rated PG.
 
#The infamous scene where Nessa and Uka Uka go on a killing spree because she found '''''B O N E S''''' in her pizza while the UK gang go around the world to search for the evil menace and confront it, in fact, the killing spree almost resulted on Bea getting killed, albeit Allister saved her.
 
#The infamous scene where Nessa and Uka Uka go on a killing spree because she found '''''B O N E S''''' in her pizza while the UK gang go around the world to search for the evil menace and confront it, in fact, the killing spree almost resulted on Bea getting killed, albeit Allister saved her.
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#There is a pointless scene where Angry Kid says '''every''' swear word in existence at a fast pace. from words like "Darn" to "THE N-WORD"
 
#The characters going around the world, while a creative idea, can make the film misleading especially since it's named "United Kingdom: The Movie", albeit the amount of time they are outside the UK are 38 minutes out of 190 minutes.
 
#The characters going around the world, while a creative idea, can make the film misleading especially since it's named "United Kingdom: The Movie", albeit the amount of time they are outside the UK are 38 minutes out of 190 minutes.
 
#The plot can be confusing at some points, to the point Postman Pat mocks it by comparing it to the most confusing roads he's been in, in fact, the producers had to explain the plot better in interviews.
 
#The plot can be confusing at some points, to the point Postman Pat mocks it by comparing it to the most confusing roads he's been in, in fact, the producers had to explain the plot better in interviews.
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# The animation is nice and well done. Even the characters stay true to the series.
 
# The animation is nice and well done. Even the characters stay true to the series.
 
#*The CGI backgrounds are also visually stunning.
 
#*The CGI backgrounds are also visually stunning.
# The only few characters that were not flanderized or have improved from their original personalities were Perfect Peter, Boj, The Sun Baby, Draco Malfoy, James the Red Engine, Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf, Harry Potter, Dumbledore, Jake Tweenie, Mac Manc McManx, Bagpass and Johnny English.
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# The only few characters that were not flanderized or have improved from their original personalities were Perfect Peter, Boj, The Sun Baby, Draco Malfoy, James the Red Engine, Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf, Harry Potter, Dumbledore, Jake Tweenie, Mac Manc McManx, Bagpass, Angry Kid and Johnny English.
 
#*James now legit cares for others and not his red paint.
 
#*James now legit cares for others and not his red paint.
 
#*Perfect Peter now becomes likable and has a reason of accusing Horrid Henry, and he doesn't scream "MUM, DAD!" in an earrape tone.
 
#*Perfect Peter now becomes likable and has a reason of accusing Horrid Henry, and he doesn't scream "MUM, DAD!" in an earrape tone.

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United Kingdom: The Movie is a British comedy-action-drama animated film based on various stuff that was created on or based on the UK, it was made by the same company that created Fireman Sam and The Miracle Maker with various licenses, including Thomas & Friends, Pokemon Sword and Shield, Peppa Pig, Danger Mouse, Wallace and Gromit and various others, the film was directed by a resurrected Reverend W. Awdry with the help of Shigeru Ohmori, the director of Pokemon Sword and Shield, the film mainly stars Joseph May as Thomas the Tank Engine, Harley Bird as Peppa Pig, Darren Walsh as Angry Kid, and Casey Mongillo as Allister.

The film was premiered in an abandoned spot of the Big Ben in July 14th, 2023

Plot

A bunch of UK or UK-based characters enjoy their lives until a mysterious evil force tries to take over the world, so the characters, lead by Thomas the Tank Engine and his now best friend Allister from Pokémon, must unite forces and stop the unknown villain.

Why it Sucks

  1. The film suffers from a lot of problems, mainly from the characterization of the characters and the fact it lasts 3 hours, which is unnecessarily long for an animated film, it shares some problems from Thomas and the Magic Railroad, this was mainly due to the fact the Reverend W. Awdry was an angelical viper, and since he co-directed the film with Shigeru Ohmori, caused conflicts due to the infamous "Pokémon is satanic" and DexitCGW controversies, which caused disagreements until Awdry was convinced that Pokemon is not satanic, however, the damage had already been done as the film was in 70% percent of completion when it happened, this resulted on the characters having random personalities that do not stay true to the true pride of Mother England.
    • Thomas is even more bipolar than he used to be in the series, his anger can sometimes be exaggerated to the point it could compare to Donald Duck, but other times, he's possibly even more idiotic and happy-go-lucky than he used to be in the series.
    • Allister, while pretty likable, is no longer insanely mysterious and he now does non-ghostly stuff such as going skateboarding, smiling, being energetic and being a huge Thomas fan, albeit at the beginning of the film he starts as his usual self but is changed after he's shown a Thomas episode.
    • Bob the Builder is now an incompetent builder who always hammers his fingers by accident and he could be so stupid that he would be comparable to Bob from SMG4 albeit a lot smarter.
      • In fact, there's even a moment which ripoffs MarioTube 1 by showing Bob the Builder showing a movie of himself, and it's clearly a ripoff of Bob: The Movie, made by SMG4.
      • Another proof of this is the scene where he grabs two hammers and bangs them on a wooden board as he says, "I'm the next Keith Moon!".
    • Fireman Sam and Postman Pat are now Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck like rivals but they become friends 40 minutes later.
    • Danger Mouse and Count Duckula are very retarded and act like Mickey Mouse and Donald, Danger Mouse is now as retarded as Johnny English and can't do proper stuff, while Count Duckula is now a retarded vampire.
    • Mr. Bean loves eating beans, hence his name.
    • Wallace now becomes CRAZY OBSESSED about eating cheese and crackers instead of everything else that is important.
    • Gumball appears for some strange reason despite the fact he's mainly American and spends every second doing stupid stuff, much to the annoyance of Allister and Thomas.
    • Dougal, Zebedee, Brian, Ermintrude, and Dylan are now even more stupider compared to their appearances in Doogal.
    • Archibald Asparagus from VeggieTales now becomes somewhat a religious nut-job.
    • Scrooge McDuck now becomes as cruel as Mr Krabs.
    • Noddy now becomes a Gary-Stu.
    • Gollum becomes even more obsessed with rings and other kinds of jewelry than he was in The Lord Of The Rings. His "Precioussss!" line gets annoying very quickly.
    • Banjo becomes a jackass who is obsessed with the UK culture and instead would go after those that do not fit his taste in his UK list. Yes, this means that he's racist.
    • Kazooie becomes a useless comic relief. Though she's still likeable.
    • Dudley Dursley has turned into a Princess Morbucks esque spoiled brat dialed up to 11, and he's even more unlikable than he was in Harry Potter.
    • Veruca Salt (from the Tim Burton Wonka movie) has also turned into a Princess Morbucks clone, though she later redeems herself at the end.
    • Professor Layton is now a professor who would become way too much of a gentleman that it makes him look like a stereotype instead of himself.
    • Horrid Henry became even more horrid than he already was, to the point where he's extremely unlikable.
    • Eddie The Head has turned into a heartless psychopath who likes to kill people for fun.
    • Billy Kane is now a rabid rock/metal elitist that wants to kill Ed Sheeran, Sam Smith, Anne Marie, and other modern British singers.
    • B. Jenet is now became a homophobic girl which is way too out of character. Just because SNK made her a cheerful girl who is very comfortable around men, does not mean that she's homophobic. What were they thinking?
    • Tracer also shares a similar flanderization with B. Jenet, she becomes a heterophobe. Just because she's lesbian, does not mean that she has to go full on heterophobic! Though keep in mind that B. Jenet's and Tracer's flanderization only happens when they argue with each other. There's even an entire scene dedicated to their argument.
    • Bridget from Guilty Gear is now reduced as a femboy stereotype.
    • Nunu has become an annoying robot that shoots tubby custard everywhere he goes.
    • The Blue Meanie has become a racist xenophobe who thinks all Americans are lazy. To prove this point, when Thomas decides that everyone should go on a trip to America, The Blue Meanie immediately says "Are you talking about the country where they eat nothing but hamburgers and hot dogs?".
    • Birdie from the first Street Fighter has also turned into a racist and said that his one wish was for "all fat Americans to be beaten up to a pulp".
    • Spud The Scarecrow has turned into a generic punching bag, and almost everyone ignores him, though he is still likeable.
  2. The trailer of the film was a straight-up copy of the Star Wars: The Phantom Menace trailer, complete with Horrid Henry screaming NO a-la Obi-Wan, albeit Henry's scream is cut very shortly by Thomas and Allister telling him "SHUT UP" (which is actually pretty funny)
    • The second trailer was a lot more comedic featuring the same song used in the Thomas and the Magic Railroad trailer (The World is New), and it had a cringy scene of Wallace singing the UK national anthem but he's punched by Peppa Pig.
    • The trailers were also pretty inconsistent, some of them were action-themed and others were comedy themed, albeit there was one based on the infamous Mario film of 1993 that was actually pretty fun to watch.
  3. The film can't decide if it was to be for kids or for an older audience, the film has multiple highly intense battle sequences, but it has a lot of stupid humour and the fact the majority of characters in the film are for kids (Mainly from preschooler shows), plus the characters don't swear despite some of them acting rudely.
  4. As mentioned earlier, the film lasts 3 hours (with 10 minutes of credits), and the intro lasts a whopping 6 and a half minutes! That is too long for a film supposedly rated PG.
  5. The infamous scene where Nessa and Uka Uka go on a killing spree because she found B O N E S in her pizza while the UK gang go around the world to search for the evil menace and confront it, in fact, the killing spree almost resulted on Bea getting killed, albeit Allister saved her.
  6. There is a pointless scene where Angry Kid says every swear word in existence at a fast pace. from words like "Darn" to "THE N-WORD"
  7. The characters going around the world, while a creative idea, can make the film misleading especially since it's named "United Kingdom: The Movie", albeit the amount of time they are outside the UK are 38 minutes out of 190 minutes.
  8. The plot can be confusing at some points, to the point Postman Pat mocks it by comparing it to the most confusing roads he's been in, in fact, the producers had to explain the plot better in interviews.
  9. There's a pointless scene in which Pingu shouts a really loud "NOOT NOOT!" from on top of the Big Ben, only for Allister to attempt to shoot him and for some reason, Pingu starts flying even though penguins don't fly.
  10. A lot of focus on Thomas and Allister, to the point a lot of characters who had potential such as Shaun the Sheep didn't have a lot of screentime, the character that's most revelant to the plot apart from the two protagonists is Peppa , who is luckily redeemed after her rude moments in the actual series.
  11. This movie has some UK stereotypes despite taking place in the UK, such as some characters being addicted to tea and crackers. That is hypocrisy at it's finest.
  12. Shameless product placement in the form of Tesco and Cadbury chocolate.
  13. Even if this movie takes place in the UK, it has some historical inaccuracies involving the UK, such as claiming it was created by Arceus and that the UK and USA are enemies.
  14. There's a useless scene in which Yamper, Kipper The Dog, and Spot The Dog participate in the Westminster dog show, and after that, they aren't heard from again until the very end of the movie.
  15. The film hints at the rest of the Steam Team and the Galar Gym Leaders being a part of the team, and while it happened, they barely get any screen time as the focus of the film is made to Thomas and Allister, in fact, the original scripts were supposed to have the focus on various characters apart from those two, but for unknown reason, it was changed.
  16. The poster is misleading because it has John Lennon's incarnation from The Beatles: Yellow Submarine, yet he's nowhere to be scene or mentioned in the movie. Nigel "Numbuh 1" Uno from Codename: Kids Next Door is also on the poster, yet he does not appear anywhere in the movie, nor is he mentioned
  17. The counterparts for the trainers and trains are as follows.
    • Milo/Percy
    • Kabu/James
    • Bea/Emily
    • Nessa/Toby
    • Gordie/Gordon
    • Opal/Edward
    • Melony/Henry
    • Piers/Rebecca
    • Raihan/Nia
  18. Some jokes feel out of place or are forced like when Wallace hears someone fart and says "Ugh! You did cut the cheese".
  19. The trailers for the film hint that Rob from Gumball, alongside Zeebad and the Cybermen from Doctor Who, were gonna be the main villains, but it was actually Gordon Ramsay of all people, here, Gordon is portrayed as an even bigger asshole than he was on Hell's Kitchen, albeit he doesn't swear due to this movie supposedly being for children.
    • The only trailer that proved Gordon Ramsay as the villain was the one based on the 1993 Super Mario Bros. film, but the others treated Rob as the villain.
  20. The fight scene with Billy Kane and Cammy White, (though epic), only serves as filler and lasts for a whopping 20 minutes. The same can be said about the boxing match with Dudley and Steve Fox.
  21. This movie is pretty racist toward Australians, portraying them as stupid, dumb, copycats and thrown-away characters, there's even a scene where Gromit attacks PhantomStrider and a scene where Thomas and Allister attack Luke and Kevin Lerdwichagul (the SMG4 duo) after the latter two called Thomas and Allister's "pommies".
  22. This film is also very offensive to Americans, as they are depicted as racist, messy, overweight, lazy, redneck, disgusting, junk food eating slobs.
  23. They often mispronounce words incorrectly which is terrible, to begin with. For instance, "car" is pronounced as "cah". Why does this sound familiar?TTSW
  24. The musical numbers feel forced and most of the music is nothing but songs by British rock and metal bands, mainly The Beatles.
    • Though to be fair, it's nice to listen to some of the characters sing their covers of Beatles music.
  25. A stupid attempt to use Of Montreal's "We Will Commit Wolf Murder" in a scene featuring Thomas and Allister realizing life is not always shit's and giggles, this is worsened by the fact that song is inappropriate for children.
  26. There's a pointless scene where all of the characters do an awful cover of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen which adds nothing to the story.
    • When Wallace sings his parts, his singing is very off key, and sounds absolutely nothing like Freddie Mercury.
  27. There was one scene where Thomas And Alister insults Jody and Johnny (from Tracy Beaker Returns/The Dumping Ground and they were in there animated versions) just because they are in care...this can offend people that are in the care
  28. There's an uneccesary scene of the characters eating fish and chips while the Thomas song "Gone Fishing" plays.
  29. Despite not being a sports film, there is an ENTIRE scene where most of the characters have to compete in football. It's almost as long as an entire game of football.
    • Additionally, there is a scene where everyone participates in a game of Quidditch that last for 40 minutes.
  30. Allister in one part tries to murder a whole bunch of Shy Guys due to fact people compared him with one instead of Thomas, albeit Kabu luckily stops him.
  31. Some dramatic scenes can be very stupid and are instead followed by really stupid things.
  32. A really cringe worthy scene where Allister dances to "Come for the Ride" (a Thomas song) and it lasts as much as the actual song.
  33. Some characters that had potential of appearing only had cameos or didn't even appear at all, such as Darwin Watterson, who only appears once.
  34. A lot of references to stuff that is inappropiate for children such as the Monty Python films or Spitting Image, in fact there's a scene where Thomas and Allister imagine Milo getting the Mr. Creosote treatment, as well as "Allister getting so drunk on tea he went completely off the rails", a reference to a scene of Spitting Image where that thing happens except it's Thomas
  35. There is a filler scene where the 2005 version Veruca Salt inflates into a blueberry exactly like a certain character from Charlie and the Chocolate FactoryGMW. Though pointless, it was a good callback to where she comes from.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Every character is voiced by their proper voice actors except the ones whose voice actor died prior to production.
  2. A really funny promo for the USA release of the film where the characters are forced to sing the USA national anthem but they refuse, with Thomas exclaiming "I'm a british tank engine" and Allister proceeding to make his Gengar attack the person in charge of the promo.
  3. The scene where Mr Bean meets Johnny English is very funny.
  4. The scene where Murdoc does a 5 minute bass solo is epic.
  5. The animation is nice and well done. Even the characters stay true to the series.
    • The CGI backgrounds are also visually stunning.
  6. The only few characters that were not flanderized or have improved from their original personalities were Perfect Peter, Boj, The Sun Baby, Draco Malfoy, James the Red Engine, Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf, Harry Potter, Dumbledore, Jake Tweenie, Mac Manc McManx, Bagpass, Angry Kid and Johnny English.
    • James now legit cares for others and not his red paint.
    • Perfect Peter now becomes likable and has a reason of accusing Horrid Henry, and he doesn't scream "MUM, DAD!" in an earrape tone.
    • Johnny English becomes more competent than he was in the original films.
    • Mac Manc McManx, despite still speaking in a confusing British slang, is still a likable character as usual.
    • Bagpuss is still a funny character.
    • Draco Malfoy has become less of a jerk than he was in Harry Potter, and has gained lots of likability.
    • The Sun Baby is a lot less creepy than he originally was in Teletubbies.
    • Jake Tweenie has became less of a punching bag, and is a lot more mature than he was in Tweenies.
    • Angry Kid is still a very funny, clever and troublesome boy as he was in the OG Show. "So can i say......BUGGER?:
  7. Decent voice acting, for the most part.
  8. The song, "I'm Still Standing", serves as a somewhat fitting song for the film's climax.
  9. The scene where Thomas sang the song "Someday" by Keisha White (and it from the show "The Story of Tracy Beaker") is amazing


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Mickey Mouse

20 days ago
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BTW I'm hoping this collab is successful
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HellLord

19 days ago
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God save our gracious Queen! Long live our noble Queen! God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us: God save the Queen! O Lord our God arise, Scatter her enemies, And make them fall: Confound their politics, Frustrate their knavish tricks, On Thee our hopes we fix: God save us all. Thy choicest gifts in store, On her be pleased to pour; Long may she reign: May she defend our laws,

And ever give us cause, To sing with heart and voice, God save the Queen!
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HellLord

19 days ago
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Thank you everybody, that’s it for British anthem evening :-)
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HellLord

19 days ago
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The lyrics was from Wikipedia, credits to them
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Mickey Mouse

19 days ago
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BTW, you need to have at least some knowledge of British stuff to contribute, but I'll do my best to incorporate non-British stuff to the story
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PlantyB0i

9 days ago
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I would watch this movie TBH
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Mickey Mouse

8 days ago
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How are Tracer and B. Jenet from the UK? Lol
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Voxelvillager

7 days ago
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Both characters are based in the UK, as stated in both of their character bios.
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Voxelvillager

8 days ago
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Can't wait for Canada: The Movie, United States: The Movie, Japan: The Movie, Australia: The Movie, and so on.
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Nersh1rtXD

8 days ago
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Can't wait for Latin America: The Movie
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Stomps

7 days ago
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India: The Movie

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