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#*The nudity is used way to many times in the film. |
#*The nudity is used way to many times in the film. |
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#The musical numbers are extremely painful to listen too, since there’s a lot of swearing into the songs. |
#The musical numbers are extremely painful to listen too, since there’s a lot of swearing into the songs. |
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| − | #'''Way''' too many thing Brazil does is all illegal, disgusting, and '''''extremely painful, even for a PG RATED FILM!!!''''' |
+ | #'''Way''' too many thing Brazil does is all illegal, disgusting, cringe and '''''extremely painful, even for a PG RATED FILM!!!''''' |
#*Brazil <span style="color:red">'''hardy rapes a 13-year-old girl for 12 minutes, chokes a child and leaves the dead child to Japanese Empire!</span> And it was''' '''''uncensored.''''' '''We are not joking about this!''' |
#*Brazil <span style="color:red">'''hardy rapes a 13-year-old girl for 12 minutes, chokes a child and leaves the dead child to Japanese Empire!</span> And it was''' '''''uncensored.''''' '''We are not joking about this!''' |
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#*Brazil '''fucking 26 kids at once!''' '''''All uncensored!''''' |
#*Brazil '''fucking 26 kids at once!''' '''''All uncensored!''''' |
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#*Brazil <span style="color:red">'''''stealing someones car and crashing into a party!'''''</span> |
#*Brazil <span style="color:red">'''''stealing someones car and crashing into a party!'''''</span> |
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#*Brazil '''selling weed to children.''' |
#*Brazil '''selling weed to children.''' |
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| + | #*It doesn't goes any cringy that Brazil '''does every large scream at a 6 YEAR OLD!''' |
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| − | #It is a rip-off to ''[[Blog:Gangsta Rolie Polie |
+ | #It is a rip-off to ''[[Blog:Gangsta Rolie Polie Olie! (Fake Movie Dready :) )|Gangsta Rolie Polie Olie!]]'' and [[Blog:69 the movie (FAKE MOVIE)|69 the movie]]. |
#Extremely bad dialogue, such as Brazil's "Ugh, suck me, nigger!". Yes, we have to say it. |
#Extremely bad dialogue, such as Brazil's "Ugh, suck me, nigger!". Yes, we have to say it. |
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U Got 45’d: Gangsta Brazil is a 2025 British-American shit film. It is the ninth film of the U Got 45’d franchise.
Plot
Brazil was watching gangsta rap on YouTube, he always wanted to become one so he wears this sunglasses, gets his guns and gets out of his house to kill, rape, have sex and sing songs.
Why It Sucks
- The film wasn't screened in advance for… ya know what I’m about to say.
- All of the characters suck more.
- Brazil is the WORST PROTAGONIST EVER! As he remains his perverted behavior, he rapes people, says the N word more and murdering Countryballs.
- Poland is just a… moving on I’m not talking about this anymore.
- Nationalist China became a filler character again.
- Manchuria is now a punching bag.
- 3 hours of the film is basically just Brazil committing crimes. Which literally takes up the entire film.
- This film tries waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay waay way WAY too hard to be hip and "gangsta". Seriously just don't bother trying if its going to go so bad. Ugh.
- Misleading Rating: Like many of the films in this franchise, the film was rated PG instead of R or NC-17.
- The poster: LOOK HOW HIDEOUS BRAZIL LOOKS IN THAT POSTER!
- There’s also false advertising in it. Brazil is seen wearing a dollar sign necklace but he never wears it in the film.
- Believe it or not, the N word has been used 2,237 times throughout the film. Making the film extremely racist. Don’t forget the film has some terrorism into it . We are NOT kidding here.
- The nudity is used way to many times in the film.
- The musical numbers are extremely painful to listen too, since there’s a lot of swearing into the songs.
- Way too many thing Brazil does is all illegal, disgusting, cringe and extremely painful, even for a PG RATED FILM!!!
- Brazil hardy rapes a 13-year-old girl for 12 minutes, chokes a child and leaves the dead child to Japanese Empire! And it was uncensored. We are not joking about this!
- Brazil fucking 26 kids at once! All uncensored!
- Brazil sucking his dick at a child.
- Brazil committing terrorism!11!1!1!
- Brazil saying the N word!
- Brazil stealing someones car and crashing into a party!
- Brazil selling weed to children.
- It doesn't goes any cringy that Brazil does every large scream at a 6 YEAR OLD!
- It is a rip-off to Gangsta Rolie Polie Olie! and 69 the movie.
- Extremely bad dialogue, such as Brazil's "Ugh, suck me, nigger!". Yes, we have to say it.
The Only, Only, Only, Only, Only and the ONLY Redeeming Quality
- The Japanese Empire is the only likable character.
Reception
The film was lambasted from everyone in the entire planet like audiences and critics, due to its overuse of racist slurs. It currently holds a 0.1/10 on IMDb, a 0/100 on Rotten Tomatoes and only 0% of the users liked this film on Google, considering it the worst films of all time. It was also banned from the United States, France, Germany, Brazil and Australia. And yes, only ONE person liked this film, and it was Wynnie Paris yet again. This caused some people to commit suicide.
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