Blog:King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 2: Sombra Street (FAKE PARODY FILM)

King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 2: Sombra Street is an animated/puppet semi-official "sequel" to the infamous King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie. Like its prequel, it is not known who exactly was responsible for making it.

Plot
After having apparently survived the nuclear attack on his kingdom, the now homeless King Sombra attempts to find a place to create his new empire. He travels to the Sesame Street dimension using a magic spell and proceeds to conquer everyone in it, changing the street’s name to Sombra Street.

Why It Really Sucks
1) The film’s explanation for how Sombra survived the nuke while his castle and the rest of his subjects didn’t is supposedly because Sombra hid in an empty crate of bananas and was thus able to withstand the blast, which is an incredibly stupid explanation considering a crate of bananas would not be enough to protect someone from a nuclear bomb. Not even a powerful sorcerer like Sombra could've been able to survive an explosion like that!

2) King Sombra is even more of a jerk in this film than he was in the last one, and that’s certainly saying something. He somehow manages to act more crazy, nasty, and obnoxious than he did in the first film.

3) When Sombra learns that every single one of his subjects have been vaporized, he merely laughs like a maniac and is only happy that he himself is still alive, showing how he is a cruel sadist. In fact, the only thing he seems to be upset about is the fact that his crystal collection was destroyed.

4) Sombra immediately takes over Sesame Street upon arriving in the alternate dimension, and has no problem with enslaving and oppressing its muppet inhabitants. It's very upsetting to watch.

5) Sombra develops a crush on Abby Cadabby, who, keep in mind, is meant to be a child. This means that Sombra is a pedophile!


 * Although it could just be that Sombra didn't know Abby Cadabby was actually a child, the movie doesn't make this clear, so at the very least Sombra is presented as a total moron who is too stupid to tell the difference between a child and an adult. Either way, it reflects very negatively on Sombra.

6) Glaring plot holes and inconsistencies. For example, when talking to Abby Cadabby, Sombra states that he has never had a girlfriend before, despite the first film showing that he had dozens of wives over the years (all of which he would later have executed due to growing tired of them), and the implication that he is romantically involved with Radiant Hope in the first film.

7) None of the human characters from Sesame Street actually appear -- it's only the muppets.

8) Very disturbing scenes such as when Sombra beats one of the muppets senseless just for not getting him cake in a short enough period of time.

9) There's barely any plot, especially after Sombra takes over Sesame Street.

10) Like in the first film, Sombra never gets punished for his horrendous behavior.

11) All of the puppets used are incredibly cheap and dingy. You can even see the stitching on them in many scenes.

12) It doesn't relate at all to the first film, which had a completely different plot.

13) There's plenty of adult jokes and toilet humor, even though it's arguably a film made for kids.

14) The voice acting is hideous to listen to. Sombra just never shuts up.

15) There's so many disgusting and cringeworthy "jokes", some of which might even be worse than some of the better jokes in the first film. An example is the scene where Sombra steals Cookie Monster's cookies and eats them all at once (just so Cookie Monster can't have them), causing Sombra to get sick and puke all over the place.


 * What makes this even worse is this is factually inaccurate considering real-life horses (what Sombra is based on) are physically incapable of vomiting anyway.

16) Like the ending of the first film, the ending of this film makes it ultimately pointless, as it's later revealed that it was all just a nightmare that Radiant Hope had. This also lazily retcons the ending of the first film.

17) False advertising: the film's poster makes it look like it mainly takes place in Equestria, when in the actual film most of it takes place in the Sesame Street world.

18) "Sombra Street" is an extremely stupid and uncreative name.

19) The ending makes use of the "it was all just a dream" cliche.

Redeeming Qualities
1) "WHERE'S MY DAMN CAKE!!?"
 * This line has gained meme status due to how bad it is.

2) The idea of a crossover between Sesame Street and My Little Pony is a somewhat creative idea, though this film is an example of what not to do.

3) The parody of the Sesame Street theme song that Sombra sings, while disturbing, is actually somewhat clever.

4) Since it turns out the events of the movie were all just Radiant Hope's nightmare, it's at least comforting to know that Sombra's awful behavior and the nuke that killed everyone didn't actually happen according to this film. The fact that it was all a dream could also help to explain the numerous inconsistencies in the film.

5) The animation is still terrible, but it is at least a slight improvement compared to the first film.

Reception
This film, similar to its predecessor, is greatly despised by everyone. However, some of the people who have seen it have claimed that, while its very existence is a crime against nature, it actually isn't quite as bad as the first film.

Trivia
1) It isn't known when the film was made, but it was discovered online in the year 2779, so it was probably released around that time.

2) It may or may not be canon to the first film, depending on whether the creators of this film are the same as the creators of the first one.