Blog:Jaws 19


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Jaws 19 is a 2015 thriller-horror film that was directed by Max Spielberg. The film was released on October 23, 2015.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The film officially turned the shark movie genre into a totally dead horse, even more than what Revenge did.
 * 2) A bizarre and cliché story that has been done better in many other films in general.
 * 3) The shark looks really fake, even worse than Jaws: The Revenge. On top of that, the shark looks too cartoony.
 * 4) Extremely unlikable characters.
 * 5) Unlike the previous film the film has almost no kills from the shark, at all.
 * 6) Much like the fourth film it feels more like a soap opera than being a Fall thriller film.
 * 7) Most of the shark scenes aren't too scary. The scenes are laughable.
 * 8) Horrendus special effects, especially on the sharks.
 * 9) The special effects to make the water's village (as seen in the poster) are even way worse, in fact, it looks a lot like the Otoh Gunga seen in The Phantom Menace.
 * 10) Abysmal pacing.
 * 11) Horrible acting from a majority of the cast members.
 * 12) Its tagline "This time, it's really, REALLY personal" is even more ridiculous than the original "this time, it's personal" tagline from Jaws: The Revenge.
 * 13) *Despite this, there's nothing really personal in the film at all that needs to be taken.
 * 14) The shark's death is so bad that it really needs to be seen to be believed.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The soundtrack is pretty good.

Reception
The film was panned by critics and fans of the series; critics thought Jaws 19 "lacked the bite" of its eighteen predecessors, and rated it low. The film holds an 11% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, based on 64 reviews.

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