Blog:Sesame Street The Movie 2: The Bird Terminator

Sesame Street The Movie 2: The Bird Terminator is a movie released in 7757

Plot
Elmo is being a dick to everyone in his apartment and gets kicked out because he forgets to pay the rent so he’s kicked out. He eventually moves in with his cousin Jesse. One day Elmo decides to throw a party and Jesse sees Big Bird there. They fall in love and are ready to get married. But one man is trying to kill Big Bird.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It's legit made to cash in "F**ky Day Sweeping the S**ts away Can you Tell me How to get Drunk at Sesame Street" despite Troy knowing the movie was bad he made a sequel of his s**ty movie almost 500 years after the original
 * 2) The characters still keep their flanderization
 * 3) It contradicts the “when families grieve” episode as there it is implied that Uncle Jack died in the military, but here his cause of death is suicide because he hated Big Bird so much, he killed himself and now he’s apparently back to murder him.
 * 4) Ernie has been flanderized even more to be a gay stereotype and tries to hook up with Jack.
 * 5) The subplot about Cookie Monster going into The Boiling Isles and meeting all The Owl house characters is stupid, he also holds them at gunpoint because they don’t have any cookies and eats Hooty because he thinks he is a cookie.
 * 6) Three words: ADULT ELMO'S WORLD
 * 7) The first act has a dumb plot about Elmo and Cookie Monster running for Mayor and spreading lies about each other.
 * 8) The Banana Splits are murderous monsters in this movie just like in The Banana Splits Movie.
 * 9) For some reason Eret voices The Bird Terminator, and Dream voices Jack, which was just obvious advertising for the Dream SMP.
 * 10) The subplot of Zoe falling in love with Hitler is extremely offensive.
 * 11) The songs like “Shit Home Sesame Street” and “I am the nobody” are catchy, but have awful lyrics.
 * 12) Alex's dad should’ve not been released from prison because he killed 69 people.
 * 13) Mr. Hooper is revealed to still be alive and he apparently helped the terrorists do 9/11 on Sesame Street back in 2001, so he faked his death and told all of the humans to tell Big Bird that he died or he’ll crash a plane into their faces.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) There is a decent subplot about Alex's dad getting released from jail, and his battle with Jack at the end was good.
 * 2) Yet again, most of the acting is good (except for JoJo Siwa)
 * 3) Mr. Nobody only had a cameo in the first movie, but here, he actually has his own scene.
 * 4) The street is no longer brightened up and is back to how it used to look.
 * 5) Funny scenes like:
 * 6) * Amity gasping at the “Little Miss Perfect” song.
 * 7) *Cookie Monster trying to kill Snuffleupagus because Elephants resemble Republicans.
 * 8) * Elmo masturbating a bottle of pills.
 * 9) * The scene where Elmo goes to hell.
 * 10) * Grover getting kicked out of Archie's car and being told to “Stay out of Riverdale”.