Blog:Talking Shirts

NOTE: The following blog post is a joke. It is not a real movie. Talking Shirts is a 2016 animated film by Elovonono Productions. Much like Age of The Crappies, it was rejected from theatres.

Plot
Ted The Shirt and his friends move house after Cabbi, Ted's enemy, keeps annoying them.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The film is just a bland movie about shirts that can talk moving house. The characters barely have any personalities.
 * 2) The film is somehow 85 minutes long.
 * 3) In relation to WIS#1, the only character who has a personality is Cabbi, the villain of the film, and he is a very weak villain.
 * 4) * Speaking of which, Cabbi is also highly unlikeable.
 * 5) Speaking of above, the film has a villain, which is stupid. The only reason why he's a villain is because he doesn't like Ted, the main character of the film for some reason.
 * 6) The film has a final battle, too, which is just Ted and Cabbi fighting, and it's very boring to watch.
 * 7) The film keeps repeating scenes.
 * 8) The film has lots of bad puns that don't even make sense. For example, Ted once tells his best friend John a joke. Ted asks "What do you call a chicken with no legs?" and then John replies "What?" and Ted says "Oinio!" and they both start laughing.

Reception
The film was panned by critics.