Blog:Instant Family 2 (Fake Movie (Wage))

Instant Family 2 is a 2020 American comedy film directed by David Failburg. It is a sequel to Instant Family and premiered at a hospital on Feburary 12, 2020.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It shares a bunch of the same problems that the first one had BUT MORE WORSE WITH MORE FUCKING PROBLEMS.
 * 2) The poster. JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING POSTER!
 * 3) It just shows that David Failburg will never be good at making movies, and that he should just stop making movies.
 * 4) It wasted the talents of Isabella Moner, Pitbull, MOTHERFUCKING KELLY CLARKSON!?!? SHE BETRAYED US AFTER HER PERFECT PERFORMANCE FROM UGLYDOLLS!!!!!
 * 5) This movie is way more mean-spirited than the last one.
 * 6) * The very first scene has the foster kids 'literally killing their own parents and burying them in Sandy's graveyard, and Sandy doesn't even call the police.''
 * 7) * The new foster parents are way more unlikable than the other foster parents. The mother (Kelly Clarkson) literally punched Ellie in the face after screaming for potato chips.
 * 8) * Lizzy RAPED her own siblings as punishment for not getting good grades.
 * 9) Stupid pop culture references. The Mother (Kelly Clarkson) once dressed up as Moxy from UglyDolls to school.
 * 10) The ending. DEAR GOD, THE ENDING! Basically, after fucking up so hard, the foster parents took the kids outside, and burned them with a flamethrower, leaving the body to rot in ashes. As a matter of fact, this was the cause of many people committing suicide after seeing this film, even more so than 13 Reasons Why.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) The writer of the film that came up with these horrendous ideas got arrested and executed due to the amount of deaths he caused.

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