Blog:The Top Twenty Worst Movies Ever List

Hello everybody, this is a blog from Declan Kearns and I present to you the Top Twenty Worst Movies Ever.

Number 20
=== Star Wars: The Last Jedi This movie is just a slap in the face to its fans and audiences who are excited to see this film. The new characters are bland and unlikable, old characters are abruptly killed as if they didn't matter and the villain was a joke. Not only that, but it is also disrespectful and insulting to the late Carrie Fisher who died making this, and the stupid director, as well as the incompetent studio, didn't care at all.

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers and Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers
Halloween 5 is a terrible movie that had no reason to bring back Michael Myers (which was the single stupidest thing this original franchise had ever done). Because he died and the evil was passed on to Jamie Lloyd. Dr. Samuel Loomis is now an insufferable asshole, Jamie is now a mute, and Rachel is abruptly killed off for no good reason and replaced with Tina who is an annoying bitch who won't shut the hell up. Don't even get me started on the stupid and out-of-place comedy which gets irritating.

Halloween 6 is essentially The Last Jedi of horror movie sequels. The new characters are bland or unlikable, Jamie Lloyd is unceremoniously killed off like she didn't matter and Dr. Samuel Loomis gets sidelined for most of the film. Michael Myers is now an idiotic cult's lackey which contradicts his backstory. To those people who tell me to watch the Producer's Cut, it's just as bad as the Theatrical Cut. Jason Goes to Hell to a masterpiece compared to this.

Alien 3
This is a movie so bad that David Fincher refuses to acknowledge its existence. Because this movie killed off Newt, Hicks, and Bishop in a half-assed fashion so that the movie can focus on these unlikable prisoners we don't care about, the movie has little to no story, and it's so damn boring, it's not scary at all.

Hellboy (2019)
This was a terrible reboot no one asked for because Guillermo Del Toro was working on Hellboy 3 and they cancelled it for this abomination. David Harbour is terribly miscast as Hellboy, the swearing is just obnoxious, the special effects look like something out of a PS2 game and the villain is a joke.

Meteor (1979)
Meteor is an example of a film that ruined the disaster movie genre, and its reputation, its inferior to other 1970s disaster movies, the special effects are very poor, the story is terrible and the characters are bland.

Ghostbusters (2016)
This film is not a film, it's just blatant SJW propaganda where the women are portrayed as intelligent and strong while men are portrayed as stupid and weak. Our main leads are unlikable and have no chemistry, the comedy is mean-spirited and disgusting, the CGI is abysmal, and it's stupid. [Take it away, Dan Aykroyd.]

Black Christmas (2019)
More blatant SJW propaganda and does not understand what made the original Black Christmas work. Hell, I would even recommend that you watch the Black X-Mas remake from 2006.

The Stupids
This is easily the worst thing John Landis has ever made. The comedy is painfully unfunny, the characters are idiotic, especially The Stupid family, Tom Arnold is an already bad actor who can't act to save his own sorry life and doesn't even get me started on the aliens.

Backdraft 2
Another sequel is very unnecessary because the first film ended on a high note with Brian McCaffrey moving on with his career in the fire service despite the loss of his brother, Stephen, and his father, Dennis. Yet, the sequel ignores the ending of the original film with no purpose whatsoever. In addition, releasing the sequel to the first film just twenty-eight years after the original was stale beyond recognition.

Leaving Neverland
This is not a documentary, it is a scam made by two con artists who have lied about being sexually harassed by Michael Jackson and all of this can be debunked with a ten-minute Google search. Like how James said that he harassed at a train station in 1992, but the train station didn't exist until 1994, or Wade saying that he shared wedding vows with Jackson at Euro Disney in 1988, but Euro Disney didn't exist until 1992. It ends with Wade burning his Michael Jackson memorabilia, but he sold off his MJ memorabilia.

Attack Force
This is the absolute worst Steven Seagal film of the time. Where he was supposed to be fighting Aliens, but there no aliens, and he is fighting random people who become monsters after taking a drug.

Leonard Part 6
The title makes no because where are the other five parts. Bill Cosby plays an unfunny and unlikable main character. The jokes feel like the end of a bad punchline.

Vídeo Brinquedo
Every single movie made by this company is nothing more than just a cheap mockbuster made for a quick buck to fool gullible parents. Horrible computer-generated graphics from low-budget TV shows from the 1990s or early 2000s.

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Another trainwreck from the notorious Franchise Pictures. This is arguably the most boring and mind-numbing action film I have ever watched. The title is misleading because Ecks and Sever are friends. The acting is terrible, the story is stupid and the film overuse slow motion to pad out its Runtime.

North
It is the second-worst comedy film I have ever watched. This is one big offensive and insulting comedy film with an unlikable and racist main protagonist. The jokes are filled to the brim with sex, racism, and gross-out. Roger Ebert said that he hated this movie. Hated. Hated. Hated. Hated. Hated it. I can't believe that Rob Reiner still defends it.

I Spit On Your Grave (1978) & I Spit On Your Grave (2010)
Both these movies are mean-spirited and disturbing snuff films about a woman getting gang-raped and tortured by a group of criminals for thirty minutes. I seriously have to take a cloud shower twice after watching them. Whoever made this film just hates women and if they had just cut to something else when she was being raped I wouldn't hate them as much

Son of the Mask
From the untalented hack who gave us the unfunny Cats and Dogs comes this terrible Jim Carreyless sequels. The visuals are unintentionally horrifying, the comedy is painfully lame and the acting is just horrendous.

Battlefield Earth
The film that killed John Travolta's acting career. Why does this even exist? It is already based on a terrible novel with abysmal acting, laughably bad special effects, and a premise that makes no logic whatsoever. This movie is not only bad, it is insulting to the intelligence.

An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
The movie that ruined Eric Idle's career. This movie fails on every single level: it fails as a mockumentary film, it fails at satire and it fails at telling a story. The characters, especially Alan Smithee, are unlikeable and don't even get me started on the pointless celebrity cameos of Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, Whoopi Goldberg, Shane Black, and Billy Bob Thornton. It even has one of the most brutally honest taglines ever as it says, "The movie Hollywood doesn't want you to see" because nobody gives a damn about this pile of rubbish.

Alone in the Dark
This movie fails as an adaption of the games (which I have never played) and also ends being a terrible standalone movie. The story is nonexistent, the special effects are awful and the introduction of this film is over five minutes. Tara Reid is stupidly miscast as a scientist and the action is there, but it is shot in a way that you can barely see it. The soundtrack is some of the worst music I have ever heard in my entire life and why on earth did Christian Slater agree to do this piece of crap?

This movie deserves to be beaten to death with a crowbar, launched in a rocket, and nuked in outer space. Congratulations, Uwe Boll you have officially earned the title of WORST DIRECTOR OF ALL TIME!!! I'm glad that you're career tanked after this film and Postal.

GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE!