Blog:DA COOL 'N AWESOME MOVIE!!! (Fake Movie (DJ2006))

'''NOTE: This movie thankfully doesn't exist and will never exist. This was all meant to be a spoof, so don't take this seriously or else Lunos will snap you out of existence.'''

DA COOL 'N AWESOME MOVIE!!! is a 2020 British-American-Canadian-Australian-German black comedy film directed, produced and written by Joey Loserpants and distributed by Randomness Entertainment. The movie was universally panned, got banned in many countries and is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Wasn't screened for critics, and you know what that means.
 * 2) It's title, JUST READ IT!!!!!!!!!! WHO IN THE RIGHT NAME WOULD NAME THEIR MOVIE THAT!?!?!?!?!?
 * 3) Absolutely ridiculous plot. It's literally about a bunch of people trying to buy an expensive samurai sword from a toy store so they can cut open a dead dragon's stomach to see what's inside it, all whilst doing weird and gross things to each other. We kid you not!!!
 * 4) Wastes the talents of DJ2006, EijiZeBoi, WageTheGoblin12, Stephenfisher2001, Roobarb, Robbie Rotten, Matthew The Guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, Niki Minaj, CupcakKe, Shrek, Thanos, Girl Jordan, Greta Thunberg and many more involved. The acting itself is atrocious.
 * 5) The film's characters are all unlikeable, mean-spirited, cruel, idiotic, disgusting and have no redeeming qualities.
 * 6) Immature humour, including the many disgustingly offensive stereotypes this film has.
 * 7) SO MUCH PRODUCT PLACEMENT!!!
 * 8) It tries way too hard to be edgy. Not only with the constant swearing, but also the excessive gross-out and gory violence. With Shrek breaking into an orphanage and covering a bunch of orphans in chocolate syrup before licking it off clean, Robbie Rotten tying up Eiji, rubbing ketchup all over his face, spitting out ice cream into his mouth and then licking the ketchup and trying to eat the ice cream out of his mouth all while dressing up as a monkey, DJ2006 cooking Peppa Pig alive, turning her into bacon and then ramming the bacon down George Pig's throat, WageTheGoblin12 vomiting demon UglyDolls out of his mouth, Sonic shoving a ring portal into Thanos' mouth while he's sleeping which then leads to zombie spiders coming out of the rings which causes Thanos to poop them out, leading to them starting to eat a bunch of innocent people, Roobarb mauling a bunch of newborn babies, Girl Jordan committing animal cruelty by hitting animals with dodgeballs, Niki Minaj ripping her stomach open revealing a monstrous, giant anaconda, The Lorax getting ripped apart in a gory manner by a sentient tree-like monster and the dragon (who's revealed to be in a coma) waking up after being cut open and then a bunch of zombie termites come out of his stomach and start eating a bunch of people alive whilst they keep getting bigger and bigger whilst the dragon spawns demons from hell which leads to a bunch of people getting killed in great detail. And the worst thing about that is, is that this isn't even half of the horrific content in this abomination!!!
 * 9) This movie tries way too hard to be edgy and gross viewers out.
 * 10) The characters never, stop, saying "YOU SUCK!!!"
 * 11) Atrocious soundtrack that consists of a bunch of MIDI instruments being played randomly.
 * 12) Cheap, unfinished-looking and amateurish CGI that looks like something out of an early-2000's PC game cutscene. The other effects aren't much better either, with the blood looking like red corn syrup and the green screen looking like something out of a YouTube video.
 * 13) The pointless cameo from TomDoggyDaly that lasts too long.
 * 14) Stupid ending: DJ2006 defeats all of his opponents (including Thanos) by using time-travel to prevent them from being born and then goes to a club trashing the whole place whilst dancing to "Hotel Room Service" by Pitbull.
 * 15) Because of the film's overly edgy, gross and disturbing content, this film gained massive controversy was banned in many foreign countries.
 * 16) The director himself even admitted that this movie sucked.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) The design of the Dragon and the other creatures in the movie admittedly look pretty cool, despite the terrible special effects ruining it.

Reception
DA COOL 'N AWESOME MOVIE!!! severely bombed at the box-office and was universally panned upon release and is considered one of the worst movies of 2020 if not of all time. The film has a "rotten" score of 0% on Rotten Tomatoes based on 152 reviews. The critical consensus states: "With it's ugly CGI, bad acting and incoherent story, DA COOL 'N AWESOME MOVIE!!! is a disaster that must be avoided like the plague no matter what". On IMDb, the film currently holds a 1.7/10 on IMDb.

Trivia

 * DJ2006 has confirmed that he and most of the other actors were forced by Joey Loserpants to be in the movie. He has also gone on a record saying that being in this movie was the most unpleasant experience of his entire life.
 * WageTheGoblin12 similarly called this film "Worse than Instant Family, Hellboy (2019), BvS, Boy and the World, Face 2 Face and any other bad movie he's ever seen".
 * Lunos was also considered to star, but DJ2006 helped her get replaced by Thanos.
 * The actors played dodgeball in between filming, and Girl Jordan won 9 times out of 10 because she's so dang good at dodgeball.
 * As mentioned in the WIS section, Joey Loserpants, the director, admitted that this film was bad.