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Captain America: Civil War
Note: This is not made to offend fans of Stan Lee. Captain America: Civil War is a 2016 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character Captain America, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. It is the sequel to 2011's Captain America: The First Avenger and 2014's Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and the thirteenth film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). The film is directed by Anthony and Joe Russo, with a screenplay by the writing team of Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, and stars Chris Evansas Steve Rogers / Captain America, alongside an ensemble cast including Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Don Cheadle, Jeremy Renner, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Rudd, Emily VanCamp, Tom Holland, Frank Grillo, William Hurt, and Daniel Brühl. In Captain America: Civil War, disagreement over international oversight of the Avengers fractures them into opposing factions—one led by Steve Rogers and the other by Tony Stark.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Laughable acting. The characters never show emotion, which makes the movie really boring. Even more than Song of the Sea.
 * 2) In the beginning, the person touches a truck and somewhat explodes.
 * 3) Bland action and poor fight scenes, on par of Black Panther.
 * 4) Spider-Man can stretch his eyes now.
 * 5) Ant-Man can now grow into large size, and we didn’t even know how Ant-Man can grow into large size, did he “magically” get it in the first place?
 * 6) How they brought back the old superheroes would’ve been very interesting, but the potential got wasted.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Spider-Man Homecoming explains why Spider-Man’s suit looks more advanced.
 * 2) It's not as bad as Iron Man 2 or Thor: The Dark World.

Marvel Studios (2015-2018)
Note: This is not made to offend Stan Lee fans

Marvel Studios, LLC (originally known as Marvel Films from 1993 to 1996) is an American motion picture studio based at the Walt Disney Studios in Burbank, California and is a subsidiary of Walt Disney Studios, itself a wholly owned division of The Walt Disney Company, with film producer Kevin Feige serving as president. Previously, the studio was a subsidiary of Marvel Entertainment until Disney reorganized the companies in August 2015.

List of films made from 2015 to 2018
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Ant-Man (2015)

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Doctor Strange (2016)

Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Black Panther (2018)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

Why They Sucked from 2015 to 2018

 * 1) They, from 2015 to 2018, were cash-grabbing morons who will try to find a way to get critics and audiences to love it and become box office hits.
 * 2) Poor CGI for a lot of their movies, especially Black Panther.
 * 3) Back then, they made one of the worst movies of all time such as Howard the Duck and Fantastic Four (2015).
 * 4) Responsible for having Spider-Man to star in the YouTube trend called “Elsagate.”
 * 5) Their animated Disney XD shows are cheaply animated.
 * 6) They false-advertised many movies.
 * 7) They tend to give superheroes more superpowers without explanation, such as the infamous example where Ant-Man gets the power to grow in Captain America: Civil War.
 * 8) They even had almost all of the Marvel superheroes join together into Infinity War!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) They weren’t bad back before 2015, as they had some decent movies such as Spider-Man 2, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Iron Man 3.
 * 2) They also are beginning to redeem themselves thanks to the potential of Spider-Man Into The Spiderverse.

The Passion of the Christ


The Passion of the Christ (also known simply as The Passion) is a 2004 American biblical drama film directed by Mel Gibson, written by Gibson and Benedict Fitzgerald, and starring Jim Caviezel as Jesus Christ, Maia Morgenstern as the Virgin Mary, and Monica Bellucci as Mary Magdalene. It depicts the Passion of Jesus largely according to the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. It also draws on pious accounts such as the Friday of Sorrows along with other devotional writings, such as the reputed Marian apparitions attributed to Blessed Anne Catherine Emmerich.

Plot
The film primarily covers the final twelve hours of Jesus' life, beginning with the Agony in the Garden of Gethsemane, the insomnia and grievance of the Blessed Virgin Mary, the brutal scourge and crucifixion, ending with a brief depiction of his resurrection.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Too much violence to be called a “christian” movie.
 * 2) Just like The Hunger Games, this movie isn’t meant to be a horror movie, but yet this movie has a jumpscare.
 * 3) The movie speaks Hebrew, which can be very confusing to people who prefer English-audio movies.
 * 4) This movie started the trend of “making pretty things look ugly” in which a lot of movies, TV shows, cartoons, books, etc., are doing.
 * 5) The scene where God caused an earthquake by a raindrop is loud enough to easily lose someone’s hearing.
 * 6) This movie is very anger-inducing due to the fact that you are literally watching someone being tortured to death, it’s anger-inducing could probably cause a murder, and not only ban this movie from stores, but to fire Mel Gibson as well.
 * 7) It explains Good Friday in the worst way possible.
 * 8) The devil in this movie is very disturbing and looks like he should be in a horror movie.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1)  While the movie is Hebrew, it shows English subtitles, so it makes the movie understandable.
 * 2) The language in this movie is actually the language they spoke back then.
 * 3) "The Salad of the Christ” gag from The Simpsons is a funny joke and actually better than this movie.

Reception
The film has been controversial and received largely polarised reviews, with some critics calling the film a religious classic while others found the extreme violence distracting and excessive, and claimed that the film subliminally promoted antisemitism. The film grossed $612 million worldwide and was the 9th highest grossing film domestically at the end of its theatrical run. It received three Academy Award nominations in 2005. As of 2018, it is the second highest grossing R-rated film in the United States after Deadpool.

This movie is not bad, this will discuss the reasons why it turned out to be disappointing
Avengers: Infinity War is a 2018 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics superhero team the Avengers, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. It is the sequel to 2012's The Avengers and 2015's Avengers: Age of Ultron, and the nineteenth film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). The film is directed by Anthony and Joe Russo, written by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, and features an ensemble cast including Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Don Cheadle, Tom Holland, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olsen, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Danai Gurira, Letitia Wright, Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana, Josh Brolin, and Chris Pratt.

Why It's Disappointing

 * 1) Unintentionally and hilariously bad writing. At the near end, Peter Parker says "I don't feel so good" which became the most mocked line from the movie.
 * 2) Thanos is a weak villain. For example, he wants to get all Infinity Stones and because he did, he would just snap to destroy HALF of the universe.
 * 3) Horrible ending, which felt rushed and there was (spoiler alert) most of the Avengers dying. The last few seconds just had Thanos staring at the sky, for no reason at all.
 * 4) There was a stupid pun in this movie (Knowhere).
 * 5) False Advertising: Hulk was heavily advertised, but he only appeared in one scene.
 * 6) Cartoony CGI.
 * 7) Unfunny jokes (save for Peter's unintentional horrible line at the near end).
 * 8) Bizarre concept. It had '''almost every Avenger from the MCU join!"

Good Qualities

 * 1) The acting is okay.
 * 2) It's a HUGE improvement for Marvel, even if the movie turned out to be disappointing.
 * 3) It's a lot better than Captain America: Civil War.
 * 4) Thanos' makeup and acting is impressive.
 * 5) It spawned several memes from not only Peter's horrible line at the near end, but pretty much the entire movie!
 * 6) Some action scenes were actually interesting.
 * 7) Gamora's death was actually depressing.
 * 8) Stan Lee made a cameo on this film.