Blog:Ghost Clones Attack (Fake movie (SaltylakeXD))

NOTE: As the title says, this is a fake movie, so don't take this seriously.

Ghost Clones Attack is a 1997 British-Australian-American adult animated musical black comedy adventure film directed by Darry McBedwetter. It was released in theatres on June 25th, 1997 and was a box-office bomb, being beaten by the success of Disney's Hercules and Sony's Men In Black. In November 1997, it was re-released to compete against Don Bluth's Anastasia, and flopped again. This film is often compared with films like "Asses Underwater" and "Tzuyu and the Gang".

Despite being a box-office bomb, it also gained a cult following shortly after its release.

On June 25th, 2017, this film was re-released in theatres for its 20th anniversary. In 2019, the film got a live-action remake that also flopped in the box-office.

Plot
In a world where the characters live in a modern timeline with some elements of medieval times, everyone has a clone. A girl named Jaycee Loserface discovers that an evil suicide ghost from hell is planning to kill everyone so clones remain supreme. She and her clone recruit their friends and go on an adventure to stop the evil ghost from killing everyone.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It wasn't screened in advance for critics, which means... YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BY NOW, I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING EXPLAIN IT!
 * 2) Like Quest for Camelot and The Adventures Of Fuckia Nippleshits, this film was only made to cash in on Disney's Renaissance days.
 * 3) The plot is very confusing.
 * 4) *In fact, it's been confirmed that when you watch the film while drunk or high, the plot's more comprehensible!
 * 5) The humour is more stupid and juvenile than funny.
 * 6) Crappy musical numbers and choreography. The songs tend to be more annoying than most Disney songs.
 * 7) * There's even a song named "I Eat Ass (Shut The Fuck Up)". It's WORSE than it sounds.
 * 8) * In fact, in some of the musical numbers, the singing sounds more like yelling than singing.
 * 9) The CGI special effects have not aged well for today's standards.
 * 10) The poster looks FUCKING TERRIBLE. It looks like it was done in MS Paint in 5 minutes!
 * 11) THOM MOTHERFUCKING YORKE STARS IN THIS SHIT!!!
 * 12) Denny is supposedly a comic relief, but he spends most of his screen time making pop culture references and shouting 90s slang. As a result, this movie is heavily dated.
 * 13) Some unlikeable characters, such as Trisha and Molly. In fact, their clones are more likeable than them.
 * 14) Some gross and disgusting scenes. In fact, said scenes are so disgusting that the theatres that played this movie (during the original theatrical run, the re-releases, and the remake's theatrical run) needed to give barf bags to anyone who was going to see it.
 * 15) * Halfway into the movie, THERE IS AN EXTREMELY DETAILED ORGY BETWEEN JAYCEE, DENNY, MAVERICK, AND THEIR CLONES!!! In fact, it's way too much for an R-rated movie! HOW THE HELL WAS THIS MOVIE NOT RATED NC-17!?
 * 16) * Jaycee's clone pulling down her shorts to show her you-know-what!!!
 * 17) * There is a mean-spirited scene where Trisha and Molly GRAPHICALLY STAB LILY TO DEATH JUST BECAUSE SHE FUCKED UP SO MUCH, WHILE SAYING CRUEL THINGS, WITH LILY BEGGING THEM TO STOP!!! Even Lily's, Trisha's, and Molly's clones start weeping at the sight of it and try to make them stop before being shoved away! In fact, this scene caused many people to run out of the theatre!
 * 18) Some scenes are borderline mean-spirited.
 * 19) * Before Trisha and Molly murder Lily, they call her terrible names whenever she fucks up!
 * 20) * Trisha often beats up her boyfriend Matthew, even when he's doing nothing wrong! There's even a scene where she walks in on him changing and beats him up for being a "pervert". WHAT!?
 * 21) Blatant product placement (i.e: SNES, Nintendo 64, Sony PlayStation, Sega Saturn, Sega Genesis, Windows 95, Power Macintosh and Macintosh G3, GameBoy, Tamagotchi, Coca-Cola, ActiveWorlds, etc.)
 * 22) Darry McBedwetter reissued this film as a desperate attempt to compete against certain films after flopping from the success of Hercules and Men In Black. Not only that, but the film ended up being beaten by the next film it was supposed to compete against, which was Anastasia.
 * 23) This film tries to be R-rated by inserting vulgar words into every other sentence to the point it becomes annoying, such as the scene where Matthew tells Trisha "I hope someone fucking lights a TNT in your fucking clit, you fucking cunt" after breaking up with her.
 * 24) It feels more like a mediocre juvenile movie written by 6th graders than a good adult movie.
 * 25) Anticlimatic ending. Jaycee and her clone just defeat the evil ghost by throwing a broken Sega CD at it.
 * 26) Overuses Savage Garden songs to the point it can get annoying.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Some of the songs are good, such as "Jaycee's Rant" and the cover of "I Want You" by Savage Garden.
 * 2) At least Trisha and Molly get comeuppance for their actions.
 * 3) Amazing animation.
 * 4) The soundtrack is pretty nice to listen to. In fact, the Savage Garden songs are one of the reasons why the soundtrack sounds nice, despite being overused.
 * 5) It's slightly better than Darry McBedwetter's next film, The Adventures of Fuckia Nippleshits.
 * 6) In fact, this is one of Darry McBedwetter's least bad films.
 * 7) Some of the characters are still likeable, such as the main character Jaycee, Denny, Maverick, Lily, Matthew, and their clones.