Blog:Ice Age: Isostatic Uplift

Ice Age: Isostatic Uplift is a 2100 American-North Koorean animated movie, and is the 7th installment in the Ice Age franchise. The film stars Chuck Norris, 6ix9ine, Justin Barber, Caillou, paul and Pewdiepie.

Plot
Jackie Pan wants to kill Manny, Sid and Diego because they stole his Chickie Nuggies, so Manny, Sid and Diego find a place to hide, but then they get distracted because Purple Guyye wants to kill them and turn them into Chickie Nuggies of his own, so Jackie Pan and Purple Guyye try kill Manny and turn him into Mammie Nuggies. Then, Purple Guyye and Jackie Pan die of natural causes, and Manny, Sid and Diego celebrate by throwing a Chickie Nuggie party.

Why it sucks

 * 1) It bad.
 * 2) The voice acting is terrible, and 6ix9ine does an awful job at voicing Sid. The producers even reported that in the middle of recording, he broke into rapping about how Sid lost his GF in Ice Age: Collision Course. In fact, it inspired his latest song, ISAGE.
 * 3) The animation is atrocious, and looks even worse than The adventures of Buck Wild. Buck Wild doesn't look like how he looked in the previous movies, as he wears orange face paint and a yellow wig for some reason.
 * 4) There is a scene where Norm from NOTN eats Sid after the Chickie Nuggie party, which mean Sid die in the end.
 * 5) Lots of gross-out humor, such as a scene where Diego eats something by accident and gets the runs, or a scene where Jackie Pan farts.
 * 6) The infamous battle sequence between Manny, Sid and Diego and Norm and his Lemmings. The Lemmings kill Peaches by farting on her.
 * 7) The credits have "Nookie" by Fred Durst.
 * 8) Surly from The Nut Job appears in the scene where Sid finds acorns. Surly calls Sid a bad word and just leaves, making him a Karma Houdini.
 * 9) The 2D animation at the end credits was made using cardboard.
 * 10) Microsoft paint was used for one of the characters.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Norm's Lemmings die, which is satisfying.
 * 2) The Chickie Nuggies are well animated.

Reception
The film has a Google score of 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1