Blog:Nightmare on Sesame Street 2: The Ghost of Elmo's Penis (FAKE MOVIE COLLAB)

Note: Since this is a fake movie collab you can edit this but don't vandalize Nightmare on Sesame Street 2 is the sequel to Nightmare on Sesame Street made in 7843 by Troy Bobber. It is an extremely low-budget animated, live-action, and puppet film.

Plot
Elmo's Penis is mad at Caillou because of his "have sex with a blender" game so he haunts Caillou and the gang must help Caillou and beat Elmo's penis. The problem is Elmo sides with his ghost penis

Cast

 * 1) Troy Bobber as Elmo's Penis, Grover, Caillou, Elmo, and Himself
 * 2) Hide Ur. Kids as Greg Heffley
 * 3) Hide Ur. Wine as Daddy Pig
 * 4) Kim Kardashian as Kim Kardashian
 * 5) Shrek as Shrek
 * 6) Chuck Norris aka the best thing ever as himself
 * 7) Frozen Condom Filled with Diet Coke as itself
 * 8) A Dirty Diaper as itself
 * 9) King Sombra as King Sombra
 * 10) King Sombra's Penis as Itself
 * 11) Radiant Hope as Radiant Hope
 * 12) Flint Lockwood as Flint Lockwood
 * 13) Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance
 * 14) Hey There as Everyone else

Crew

 * 1) Troy Bobber did everything
 * 2) Some drunken preschoolers helped with the animation

Why this move is the opposite of Chuck Norris

 * 1) The infamous King Sombra has a major role in this film, along with his penis. He is of course a huge jerk and a sex offender as he shoves his penis in everyone's faces and even tries to rape Kim Kardashian.
 * 2) Shrek is very unlikable in this movie -- all he does is make stupid penis jokes and doesn't contribute anything to the plot at all!
 * 3) There are so many penises in this movie, it might as well be called "Penis: The Movie"
 * 4) Why would a penis even be sentient in the first place? And why would there even be a "ghost" of a penis?
 * 5) It seems like the frozen condom filled with diet Coke will be an important part of the plot, but it doesn't end up doing anything useful
 * 6) It doesn't really relate to the story of the first movie
 * 7) * While Caillou in the original did do that penis game, it was only for a minute than people joking about Elmo having no penis but nothing else relates to the original.
 * 8) Jack Torrance comes out of nowhere and randomly decides to start cutting off everyone's penises with his axe, which is very bizarre. Jack Torrance has also been flanderized and turned into a one-dimensional serial killer with no real motives or personality
 * 9) False Advertising: It said Firebunnh would be back but no there wasn't even a cameo or mention of him he wasn't even a background character.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) There are some likable characters, such as Radiant Hope and the ghost of Jim Henson.
 * 2) The plot, while stupid, is very funny and has some really satisfying parts
 * 3) * Elmo and Caillou both get properly punished for their actions which is incredibly satisfying
 * 4) * Elmo's Penis's feelings of resentment towards Caillou are somewhat justified since Caillou was the one who got Elmo's Penis mutilated in the first place.
 * 5) * King Sombra also gets adequately punished when he is beaten up by Kim Kardashian and then brutally gangraped by Caillou, Elmo, and Shrek.
 * 6) * Great, very realistic animation, especially with the penises. Which is quite satisfying as Troy Bobber is known for ugly animation
 * 7) * The final battle, in which everyone comes together and defeats Elmo's penis, is very satisfying and thrilling
 * 8) * At least Jack Torrance didn't succeed in cutting off all the characters' penises which is satisfying as well
 * 9) * Elmo siding with his penis instead of Caillou is justified and depending on your point of view satisfying as Caillou did the blender game by forcing his penis which caised Elmo to be extremely hurt from it being chopped off him having no penis caused Kim Kardashian to break up with him, everyone to harrass him, made everyone hate him, and made everyone think it was Elmo being the bad guy all because he had no penis so it's pretty justified for him and can be satisfying depending on your point of view

TBA

Reception
On a budget of 0.0000000000000045 cents it made 390 bazillion dollars and 45.45454545454545 cents making it a big hit and has a 1.1/10 on imdb. Fred gave this movie 5 cats with rabies out of five saying it's the worst movie of all time