Blog:U Got 45’d: The Return of No No Germany

Do we really need to put that sign again?

U Got 45’d: The Return of No-No Germany (Also known as U Got 45’d: The Return of Nazi Germany) is an 2023 British-American movie

Plot
After Brazil chopped Germany’s penis off, Germany started to get mad to the point he wanted to have revenge. When he said that, he got a plan… he gets his weapons and returns to Drunk Street to have a big revenge on the U Got 45’d characters…

Why It Shouldn’t Return

 * 1) The movie wasn’t screened in advance for critics… fuck this shit. WE ARE MOVING ON.
 * 2) The movie had been barely improved from the last movie. Instead, they worsen it up.
 * 3) Nobody (Expect from Brazil) is allowed to say the word “Fun.” If someone says this word, THEY WILL BE THROWN OFF A CLIFF OR BE FORCE TO HAVE SEX!!!!!!
 * 4) All of the characters are still shit and haven’t improved.
 * 5) * Brazil, the main protagonist, is still an unlikable and perverted teenager. He won’t stop saying the word “sex,” he won’t stop killing people, and of course, he is still obsessed with sex.
 * 6) * Germany, the second main protagonist is rude, unlikable and heartless. He wanted to have revenge all because Brazil chopped his penis off and he was sent to hospital cause of that. For some reason, he ruled over Drunk Street. Causing some of the characters to chop their penises.
 * 7) * Cuba and Poland are still a- MOVING ON!!!! We already know that.
 * 8) * Yugoslavia, Soviet Union and Facist Italy barely does anything to save the characters from dying. Instead,THEY SET A HUGE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
 * 9) * Philippines is also a Mary Sue, just like Poland and Cuba.
 * 10) * Mexico is still obsessed with twerking like the last film. In one scene,SHE SHOWED A VIDEO OF NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY GIRLS TWERKING! Which is very creepy and disturbing.
 * 11) The music number are very ear bleeding as they look like they where sang by 8-10 year olds.
 * 12) Misleading Rating: Like the first movie, it was rated PG instead of R or NC-17. Meaning that kids will get traumatised while watching this film.
 * 13) False Advertising for 3 reasons:
 * 14) * The first poster shows Brazil and Germany having a fight, yet that never happened in the film.
 * 15) * The second poster shows Brazil, Japanese Empire and Poland arriving at Shit Land to beat Germany, but that never happened at all.
 * 16) * The third poster said it’s an “Great interesting adventure,” but in reality, it’s an disturbing, extremely violent and inappropriate adventure.
 * 17) When Brazil was at the city. He had sex with a child before going to the bar to buy 3000 beer!!! Which is  VERY DISGUSTING AS FUCK!!!
 * 18) There is a lot of swearing and realistic violence. Even for a PG rated film.
 * 19) There is a lot of plot holes.
 * 20) * Why did Germany ruled over Drunk Street without having a election who will be to new president of Drunk Street?
 * 21) * If Japanese Empire spilled her drink at her house, why can’t she make another one?
 * 22) * Why did Brazil wanted to drink beer? He is 17 years old and he needs to be 21 or older to start drinking beer.
 * 23) * If Mexico got killed by Germany, how is she still alive?
 * 24) The Ending. THE FUCKING ENDING!! When Germany had enough with Brazil and his shitty crew doing shit, HE ENDS UP DESTROYING DRUNK STREET BY PUTTING A HUGE, MASSIVE AND LARGE NUCLEAR BOOMS AROUND, THEN STARTS RUNNING VERY FAST BEFORE HE DIEDS AND A HUGE, MASSIVE EXPLOSION STARTS. Not to mention, THE BOOM SOUND EFFECT WAS EXTREMELY LOUD TO THE POINT WHERE AT 1% VOLUME, YOUR EARS! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

The Only Only ONLY Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Japanese Empire is now a likable character. THATS IT.

Reception
U Got 45’d: The Return of No No Germany has a 1.0/10 on IMDb, a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and only 1% of the users like this film, and it was WynnieParis (Tilley’s friend) who liked this film. This caused some people to commit suicide.