Blog:Kiddyzuzaa The Movie (Fake Horror Movie)

NOTE: This film is obviously fake, also you can edit to add your own reasons but NO vandalizing

Kiddyzuzaa The Movie is a black comedy-action film released by Wildbrain under their Wildbrain 4 Adultz subsidiary and stars Tom Kenny as the eponymous protagonist, the film is based on the Kiddyzuzaa franchise with special appearences by characters from other media (most notably Wario from Super Mario) albeit this film contains a lot of mature stuff similar to The Banana Splits Movie and Peppa Pig 4 Life.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The film creators decided to turn the Kiddyzuzaa series which was family friendly into an R-rated film with tons of pop culture references which was an horrible idea, the characters (albeit not frequently) swear and it even contains an scene where Olivia Zuzan snorts cocaine and Laa Laa giving Dipsy A BLOWJOB!
 * 2) Isebella, Esme And Liliana, despite being Olivia's best friends, only appear for 24 (out of a 156 minute lenght) minutes each and instead Olivia  teams up with characters such as Wario, Laa Laa, Drooper, Felix the Cat and Gumball Watterson
 * 3) * In fact, the biggest thing Esme did in the film was trying to murder Olivia upon learning that her favorite NCAA team are the Ohio State Buckeyes''
 * 4) The infamous "Maybe it's my turn to f*** Wario" line made by Esme in the scene where Olivia snorts cocaine, in fact, Esme claimed Laa Laa is her waifu which is incredibly disturbing.
 * 5) This film is hypocritical, Olivia says she dislikes her negative parodies yet this film portrays her negatively, also, it mocked the Banana Splits Movie for being mature yet this film has the same problem
 * 6) An absolutely insulting moment when the main villain is revealed to be..................................................WAKKO, yes, it would have made much more sense that the villain was Malice or some Wildbrain parody, but no, did they have to choose one of the most famous Cartoon characters to be the villain?
 * 7) Yakko, Malice and Dot also appears in the film, but they are the bumbling idiot helpers of Wakko that can compare to Patrick Star in terms of idiocy.
 * 8) Pointless side-characters in the forms of Bart Simpson and Arle Nadja from Puyo Puyo.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Shadow The Hedgehog and Shante are the only good characters in this ENTIRE movie