Blog:The Squad (Fake Movie (Usea))

The Squad is a 2022 adult black comedy action film directed by James Micklinberg

Plot
A Youtube celebrity named Kikki Swanston teams up with other internet celebrities to stop an evil CEO named Michael Pennyshed from taking over the world by resurrecting Adolf Hitler.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It tries too hard to be edgy, shocking, and offensive
 * 2) Full of poorly done pop culture references, outdated slang and extremely outdated and stale memes
 * 3) *Logan Paul shoots a Nyan cat out of his butt
 * 4) *Pennyshed says he's going to be "The next fucking Thanos"
 * 5) *The ghost of Harambe shows up in one scene to rescue the protagonists who are surrounded by Pennyshed's minions.
 * 6) Horrible cringeworthy dialogue, with lines like "for those times you just want a little bitchface", "so much yes to this!", "Your penis is shaped like a swastika!", and "Check your privelege, fuckface!"
 * 7) All of the visual effects look like someone superimposed obviously fake 2d animations over the footage.
 * 8) Random sex scenes that have no reason to exist
 * 9) Full of extremely disgusting and graphic gross out humor.
 * 10) * Michael Pennyshed resurrects Adolf Hitler by having sex with his dead body!
 * 11) * In one scene, Pennyshed pees on Kikki's face, and she enjoys it!
 * 12) * There is a scene where Hitler pees in a jar while giving a speech in front of children!
 * 13) * Logan Paul rapes Michael Pennyshed to give him AIDS!
 * 14) * One scene is a shot-by-shot reenactment of 2 Girls 1 Cup!
 * 15) Extremely mean spirited
 * 16) *In one scene, Kikki kidnaps a janitor who works for Pennyshed and tortures him for information!
 * 17) *Kikki often punches her boyfriend Nakko, even when he is doing absolutely nothing!
 * 18) *The protagonists often murder innocent people, and it's always portrayed as justified! For example, the scene where Kikki blows up a school bus with children inside just because it was a catholic school bus!
 * 19) Extremely unlikable protagonists
 * 20) * Kikki Swanston is abusive, self-centered, and sometimes even an outright sociopath, and she's supposed to be one of the good guys!
 * 21) * Nakko, Kikki's boyfriend, is lazy and a jerk, although he never manages to be worse than Kikki.
 * 22) * All of the celebrity guests, especially the Paul brothers, act extremely idiotic and do disgusting things for no reason.
 * 23) In fact, Kikki is more evil than any of the villains! Even HITLER is more likable than her!
 * 24) Very disappointing ending, Michael Pennyshed's weakness is revealed to be women, and Kikki defeats him simply by punching him in the face!
 * 25) A random idiotic plot twist that comes out of nowhere: it turns out that the real villain was A hamster with a giant penis!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The premise of the movie is hilarously absurd
 * 2) The movie can sometimes be "so bad it's good"