Blog:Starch Brotherhood: The Movie (Fake)

Starch Brotherhood: The Movie (or simply just Starch Brotherhood) is a 2022 animated comedy film. The film was announced on May 13, 2022 with some clips shown from it. The film premiered on HBO Max on August 12, 2022 before being released into theatres. It was distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures, who also distributed the infamous The Crazy-Ass Group Movie: The Movie, An Animated Feature Film.

Plot
The sun celebration is here at Country-Ville, Belarus was at his house watching the sun celebration until a bomb appeared during the celebration. Ireland and Latvia told him that there was a bomb attack in the celebration, saying that the celebration will be delayed until next year. Belarus switches the channels to see the news. It announced that the sun celebration was been bombed by an unknown countryball at midnight, thankfully, most of the balls survived the attack but however, four people died during the attack, calling it this years “Sun “Bomb” Celebration”. The Starch Brotherhood turns off the television and got a bit worried, they later planned an idea to make the sun celebration happen again, which the plan takes place tomorrow.

In the morning, Belarus gets ready for the plan, so does Ireland and Latvia. They all meet each other and discuss how they can make it happen again by going on an adventure and tell the countryballs that the sun celebration isn’t over yet, but however, during the adventure, they found a countryball who’s going to the Weapons All For Cheap shop to steal more weapons. The Starch Brotherhood knew that it was the countryball who always gets away with crimes, but they never knew the name of the ball. They stopped what their doing and went to follow the unknown countryball to see what they’re doing.

During the following afternoon, the Starch Brotherhood kept following where the unknown countryball was going, and realized that they are at the subway train. They all hide in a safe place, pull out the camera and start recording to show footage who’s committing the crimes. After the horrible attack on the subway train, they still haven’t got footage who is committing the crimes but however, recorded the entire video and reported to the news.

The Brotherhood started to give up finding who bombed the sun celebration, feeling very down, but didn’t even knew that they’re at the unknown countryball’s hometown. They continued the journey and went into their house, telling them why did they bomb the sun celebration, the unknown countryball asked Starch Brotherhood if they fight with them, they will know why they bombed it and reveal their name. Starch Brotherhood agreed with if, so they ended up fighting, until… the cape of the unknown countryball ripped off, revealing it was Archer-Wind (made up character). The Starch Brotherhood caught him and arrested him, but he wanted to tell the Brotherhood not only why did he bomb the sun celebration, but causing terrorism in the subway. They didn’t want him too explain anymore. They already called the police, ready for some execution.

Later tomorrow, at midnight, the sun celebration has begun again. Belarus watches the celebration alongside Ireland and Latvia, feeling happy with joy.

Why It Was This Year's Terrible Sun Celebration
Note: some problems where carried over its series. UNDER DESTRUCTION
 * 1) The biggest main problem of the film is the maturity rating and its weak and generic storyline, despite being rated PG, sex scenes and horrifically violence appear throughout the film, for example, Belarus is seen having sex with Germany for some reason and another scene where Latvia gets sex torture by Colorado. The storyline is very mediocre and very abhorrent at times. The idea of making a film where the sun celebration gets bombed by an unknown person, then starts making terrorism as the subway train sounds way too scary, even for a PG film. Making it feel like a R of NC-17 film rather than PG.
 * 2) *In fact, why make a film rated PG when your basically going to put sex, violence, terrorism and even swearing into the film?
 * 3) *The films length is also way too long as it is 8 hours. just way too long.
 * 4) *There is even adult reference in the film, making it harder to believe that the film is made from children. For example, the bomb attack reference to the United States bombing the Empire of Japan.
 * 5) **It also had way too many pop culture references everywhere throughout the entire film.
 * 6) While some of the characters became more likable, most of them still remain their television series counterparts, as they are still unlikable, Mary Sues/Gray Stus, Karma Houdinis, bland or have no depth no character development whatsoever with detestable personalities, for example:
 * 7) *The Starch Brotherhood, while not as bad unlike in the series, are still generic Gray-Stus, as usual.
 * 8) **Belarus is now a generic, weak and mediocre leader who rips-off Twilight Sparkle from mh:besttvshows: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
 * 9) **Ireland became more drunk and a cringe-worthy countryball who is very useless.
 * 10) **Latvia is still on a potato addiction who often acts unfunny, hypocritical and very annoying at times.
 * 11) ***He also joked about pedophilia and COVID-19 in one scene.
 * 12) *Colorado became a pedophile, every time if he meets a person under 18, he would have sex with them, or even kidnapped them for sex torture.
 * 13) **He is also seen watching a video where two women do porn in a kids film.
 * 14) *Canada became more mean-spirited than she was in the series, who likes to act selfish and haves a strange maple syrup addition. She is also a psycho, for example, he killed United States, who is her brother.
 * 15) *Speaking of the United States, he isn’t any better at all, as he has a Spanish stereotype now.
 * 16) *Peru became a hypocritical and downright unfunny, laughable and racist countryball who has a French stereotype.
 * 17) *Estonia was horribly flanderzied, as he became a jerk who is now a butt-monkey and a punching bag.
 * 18) The voice acting is very grating and objectionable, as it looks like the characters’ sound a bit sick or obnoxious which mediocre dialogue. Some of them sound very stereotypical, especially United States himself, just like he had in the series.
 * 19) Like the show, very stupid, cringe-worthy, horrendous and inappropriate humor that tries hard to make viewers laugh but ends up becoming unfunny and really  offensive. There is also dark and extremely disturbing scenes in this film that is rated PG. For example:
 * 20) *Belarus threatened to throw Canada off a cliff.
 * 21) *United States burning Estonia in a campfire.
 * 22) *Ireland becoming drunk and kills South Korea.
 * 23) *A scene where some Countryballs die during the bomb celebration.

Redeeming Qualities
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Dialogue Of The Film
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Announcement
When the film was first announced, it received mixed-to-positive excitements from fans of the original series, but received a mixed-to-negative reception from critics. UNDER DESTRUCTION

Release
When the film was officially released to HBO Max on August 2022, it received a mixed reception from critics, an overwhelmingly negative reception from audiences and was panned by fans from the original series, mainly cause of its nudity. UNDER DESTRUCTION

Trivia
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