Blog:Imogen Bitchensen (Fake director (SaltyLakeXD))

'''Note: This is a fictional person I made up for the laughs! Any resemblances to real people are coincidental. Please don't take this seriously!'''

Imogen Bitchensen (born August 21, 1987) is an American-born Alternativian filmmaker and actress. She is known for making universally panned films such as Not Like The Other Girls.

As director
Tom The Ass Man (2009)

Kill Yourself (2016)

Fuck Off (2017)

Bitchy Billy Saves The Day (2017)

Teletubbies vs. Boohbah: The End of Humanity (2018)

Unhappily Ever After (2019)

Not Like The Other Girls (2020)

Journey to Penis Planet (2020)

The Crazy Nastyass Shitposter (2021)

Art's Animations: The Movie (2022/2023)

As actress
The Adventures of Frickia Nickelshells (1998) (American redub) - as Carrie Loserpants

Journey to Penis Planet (2020) - as Lainey

The Next Big Movie (2020) - as Caitlin

Why She And Her Films FUCKING SUCK!

 * 1) None of her films are ever screened in advance for critics, which... fuck it, I've explained this one too many times.
 * 2) Her live action films have GODAWFUL EDITING!!!!
 * 3) Whenever she plays a character, it's almost always a carbon copy of herself (i.e: Lainey from Journey to Penis Planet).
 * 4) One of her films is literally named "Kill Yourself". Let that sink in!
 * 5) She is difficult to work with. SaltylakeXD, the actress who played Emma in "Billy Saves The Day", said in an interview that Bitchensen forced her and the other actors to wake up at 1AM for more takes. She also said Bitchensen yelled at her and lectured her for 7 hours just because she forgot her fucking lines!!!
 * 6) Some of her movies contain unfair double standards.
 * 7) Her films are notorious for containing borderline disgusting scenes. For example, in Journey To Penis Planet, JACKSON GRAPHICALLY RAPES ZACHARY AND FORCES HIM TO DRINK HIS PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 8) Some of her animated films use Vyond. OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!!!! IMOGEN!!!!! HOW DARE YOU USE VYOND IN SOME OF YOUR ANIMATED MOVIES!!!!!!???? THAT'S IT!!!!!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED!!!!!
 * 9) She can't take criticism. When she found out "The Next Big Movie", a movie she acted in, got negative reviews, she said that it would become an instant cult classic and that they should keep to themselves.
 * 10) *After "Not Like The Other Girls" was screened at a film festival (she attended as well), the audience shared their opinions on the film, most of them being negative. As a result, she spat on some of the audience from the balcony she was on.

The only redeeming qualities

 * 1) Two of her films, Bitchy Billy Saves The Day and Unhappily Ever After are not as bad as her other films.
 * 2) She admitted that The Adventures of Fuckia Nippleshits (a movie she acted in) as a whole was awful.