Blog:U Got 45’d: A New Generation

U Got 45’d: A New Generation is a 2024 American-British adventure musical film directed by Tilley Anderson (or just TilleyParis).

The film was originally going to be a Netflix Original Film, but due to all the shit conversation to vote if that film would be a Netflix Original Film or not, it voted that the film would go to theatres.

Plot
Many many years ago, in 2010, when Brazil was six-years-old, his father, Portugal always tells him a story, about how magical powers work in Plant-time Bay (now renamed Drunk Street in 2015). He told Brazil that he could get his powers too so he could help the world. Years later, in 2021, when Brazil is seventeen-years-old, he starts his journey to find the crystals along with Mexico, Nationalist China, Cuba, Czechoslovakia, Japanese Empire and South Africa, to show that he needs love and help.

Why It’s Not Alright, Alright, Alright-Right-Right
UNDER DESTRUCTION
 * 1) The film wasn’t screened in advance for… okay, okay, okay. Tilley Paris, when will you stop using that?
 * 2) The title is a rip-off to mh:greatestmovies:My Little Pony: A New Generation and 80% of the plot is stolen from that film, but with more horrific violence, swearing in the dialogue and sex into it
 * 3) *Speaking of the title, We already had a U Got 45’d movie with the word “A New” in it!
 * 4) The first poster is extremely lazy, as the images where stolen without Kaliningrad General’s permission.
 * 5) Many plot holes:
 * 6) *Where the fuck is Brazil’s father?
 * 7) *During the show, when the crew start stealing the crystal, why didn’t anyone notice any screaming from the other door when Brazil starts killing the countryball who controls the lights?
 * 8) For some reason in the film, Brazil wanted to get his magical powers because to show that he needs love and help, when he shouldn’t get all of that shit since he’s nothing but a paedophilic person who is extremely obsessed with sex.
 * 9) The musical numbers are very grating and extremely painful to listen too, as usual with the rest of the U Got 45’d films.
 * 10) *Most of the songs are stolen from My Little Pony: A New Generation, such as, I’m Looking Out For You, Glowin’ Up, Fit Right In and It’s Alright. But all of the songs (expect Glowin’ Up and It’s Alright) are sang by the characters’ voice actors.
 * 11) Some filler scenes, such as:
 * 12) *Nationalist China sitting in the bench for seven minutes.
 * 13) *Brazil and the Japanese Empire doing nudity for 45 minutes.
 * 14) Stupid ending: After Brazil, The Japanese Empire, Mexico, Cuba, Poland, Nationalist China and South Africa says “Hooves to heart!”, the ending was just a dance party ending! Where the U Got 45'd gang do to a party and dance to Glowin’ Up after Brazil got his magic.

Musical Numbers Of The Film
Note: All of the songs were stolen, just replaced with the characters’ voices
 * Gonna Be My Day - Sung by Brazil
 * I’m Lookin’ Out For You - Sung by Brazil and Japanese Empire/Empire of Japan
 * Danger, Danger - Sung by Germany/No-No Germany/WE ARE NOT TPYING THAT Germany
 * Glowin’ Up - Sung by you know who… since it wasn’t replaced
 * Fit Right In - Sung by Nationalist China, Brazil, Japanese Empire and South Africa
 * It’s Alright - Sung by you know who