Zombeavers

Zombeavers is a horror comedy film directed by Jordan Rubin. It was released on December 26, 2014 on DVD, and March 20, 2015 in the United States.

Plot
Three college students Mary, Zoe, and Jenn decided to go to Mary's cousin's cabin near the dam to spend the days without their boyfriends and the technology, but unfortunately, their boyfriends appeared later and decided to stay with their girls. But what is supposed to be a peaceful day for the college students, it turns out to be a survival game, since they are surrounded by beavers who doesn't look like ordinary beavers.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The idea of beavers becoming zombies is ridiculous and nonsensical, and it's hard to say if the movie was meant to be taken seriously or if it's a botched parody.
 * 2) Laughable acting, specially in some moments, like the first encounter of a zombeaver in the cabin, that were supposed to be serious.
 * 3) All of the characters in this movie are highly dumb, unlikeable or annoying, like the truck drivers who killed a deer without feeling any remorse of the animal, and being the main culprits of the zombeaver apocalypse.
 * 4) Horrible and slow pacing that makes the movie very boring to watch, sometimes the movie gives you a peaceful scene but it changes to be scary out of nowhere.
 * 5) The CGI effects are awful, like the blood effects in Buck's leg when he was attacked by the zombeavers, or the eyes of the zombeavers in the dark.
 * 6) Corny and laughable dialogue, like "I'm sorry I never ate your pussy.", "Suck a bag of dicks!", and "My penis was in a rear, naked choke.".
 * 7) Several cringiest and unnecessary scenes such as when Mary and Zoe are having sex with their boyfriends.
 * 8) The love triangle of Jenn, Mary and Sam subplot is pointless and doesn't contribute anything to the movie.
 * 9) A lot of IDIOT MOVES:
 * 10) *After the students encounter a zombeaver for the first time, they still stay in the cabin instead of leaving. Even Jenn questions their decision.
 * 11) *When they decide to take Buck to a hospital, only Zoe and Tommy takes him, leaving Jenn, Mary and Sam still in the cabin for no reason. Again, even Jenn questions this decision too.
 * 12) *When Mary and Sam lock themselves in the bathroom to escape from Jenn, who became a beaver-like zombie, they had the brilliant idea of having sex in the bathroom.
 * 13) An incredibly mean-spirited moment when Sam throws Zoe's dog in the lake as a distraction to the zombie beavers.
 * 14) The humans who became beaver-like zombies has a laughable design, with a beaver teeth in their mouths and a tail in their buttocks.
 * 15) The ending is very lame and unsatisfying, it shows Zoe, the only survivor of the zombeaver apocalypse, getting killed by the truck drivers from the beginning of the movie.
 * 16) Plot hole: How did Mary and Tommy become zombies, since they weren't attacked or bitten by a zombie beaver?

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The movie does have a "so bad, it's good" vibe.
 * 2) The practical effects are decent for a low budget film.
 * 3) The outtakes are funny to watch.

Reception
The movie received mixed reviews with a 44/100 rating on Metacritic based on six reviews.

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