Blog:Nersh1rt herself (Shitpost)

Seph (formerly Nersh1rtXD, SaltylakeXD, DANCE OF DOOM, and Hanjax70) is a fuckshit with no life.

WHY SHE SUCKS 2763 MILLION DICKS!!!

 * 1) Is Mexican-American but wants to be Portuguese-Australian.
 * 2) She's a girl born after 1993, so all she knows how to do is eat hot chip and lie.
 * 3) She hates SJWs and Anti-SJWs, proving that she's a pussy who can't take a side.
 * 4) She beat me in Rayman Raving Rabbids TV Party.
 * 5) Likes alternative music even though it's been scientifically proven that only emo morons like it.
 * 6) Likes neon colours, so sometimes she'll wear clothes with colours that will strain your eyes.
 * 7) Uses an air conditioner in her bedroom, proving she's a wimp who can't take the heat EVEN THOUGH SHE'S BEEN TO A FUCKING DESERT BEFORE!!!
 * 8) She eats frozen chocolate milk. Let that sink in.
 * 9) Likes Limp Bizkit, even though they are the worst nu metal band ever.
 * 10) Made up a fake country called Alternativia, even though Eiji's already done that with KPopia.
 * 11) Is Mexican-American, yet wants to learn Japanese, which automatically makes her a weeb.
 * 12) Can draw better than me :(
 * 13) She is a late 2000s kid and an early 2010s kid at the same time. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHILDHOOD IF YOU ARE NOT A 90s KID!!!
 * 14) Made pages out of good movies and directors like The Adventures of Fuckia Nippleshits, Bitchy Billy Saves The Day, and Imogen Bitchensen herself. SHE'S ALSO STARTING TO MAKE PAGES OUT OF DARRY MCBEDWETTER'S MOVIES!!!
 * 15) She is a Lucas main on Super Smash Bros. EVERYBODY FUCKING KNOWS LUCAS MAINS ARE THE WORST!!!
 * 16) She doesn't use Instagram, Snapchat, or Tik Tok.
 * 17) Wears a hoodie when it's warm outside.
 * 18) She refused to be in THE BEST MOVIE EVAH!!1!!!!11111!1!!!!!!1!, even when the producers tried forcing her to star in it. How can you not want to be in a movie literally named "the best movie ever"!?
 * 19) She swears like a sailor, which is why this page has a shitload of expletives. SWEARING IS FUCKING RUDE, YOU KNOW!!!!!!
 * 20) She picked Popplio as her starter in Pokémon UltraMoon.
 * 21) She plays Pokémon Sword, and even worse, she actually likes it! LET THAT SINK IN!
 * 22) Thinks Hellogoodbye is better than Blood On The Dance Floor, even though Blood On The Dance Floor is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x better.
 * 23) She still uses an XBOX 360 even though it's fucking outdated.
 * 24) Uses a crappy old Xbox 360 from 2006 instead of an Xbox One or a PS4, which are 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x times better.
 * 25) Goes on Miraheze, proving how autistic she is.
 * 26) Likes object shows (except Object Terror) and wants to make her own object show, proving how autistic she is.
 * 27) She has ADHD, so she obviously will fail school.
 * 28) Drank all the cream soda in the cabinet.
 * 29) She doesn't give me any Reese's cups.
 * 30) Recently got a new Windows 10 computer and made it look like Windows XP. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? WINDOWS XP IS FUCKING OUTDATED!!!
 * 31) Always changes her profile picture to a cursed image or an object show character. At one point it was a Super Smash Bros cursed image and IT GAVE ME NIGHTMARES!!!!
 * 32) She still uses Windows Movie Maker.
 * 33) Likes Mindless Self Indulgence, 3OH!3, 100 gecs and BrokeNCYDE even though they all suck ass.
 * 34) Because of a few certain crimes, she is a wanted fugitive in every universe. Here are some examples:
 * 35) * Tried to write a fanfic worse than My Immortal.
 * 36) * Went to a private convention despite not being invited, and shouted "PENIS" in the middle of the crowd.
 * 37) * Said "wanna make out?" to people she argued with
 * 38) * Played Halo when she was only 6 years old.
 * 39) * Attempted to fight Sexy Hubert with with a spoon, ended up getting her ass whooped
 * 40) * Somehow managed to perfectly replicate the BFDI dodging pattern when someone threw a bunch of knives at her.
 * 41) Her favourite BFDI characters are Leafy and Liy. Yep, you heard that right, her favourite BFDI characters are Leafy and Liy, who are some of the worst BFDI characters ever!!! Especially Liy because she's mean >:(((((((((((((
 * 42) * In fact, her current profile picture is Liy. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT!? LIY IS A FUCKING BITCH!
 * 43) Doesn't worship my husbando Woody like everyone in the BFDI fandom should.
 * 44) Is the biggest female slut of the reception wikis. Also she'll only do women. sorry guys
 * 45) Goes on FriendProject and VidLii (clones of classic MySpace and classic YouTube respectively), proving that she is still stuck in the late 2000s.
 * 46) Wears too much bracelets.
 * 47) Likes some bad movies such as Chicken Little, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, and The Lorax
 * 48) Recently got hyperfixated on Club Penguin again by playing Club Penguin Rewritten. CLUB PENGUIN IS A BABYISH GAME AND YOU'RE ALMOST 18, GROW UP >:((((((((
 * 49) She has WAY too many fanboys.
 * 50) Created a godawful ripoff of kbos funnies and Fun Shitposting Wiki
 * 51) Keeps stealing the cookies from the kitchen and whines to her mommy when they run out.
 * 52) Likes to sleep on the floor or couch sometimes even though it can give you neck/back cramps.
 * 53) She hates the Outcast Network wikis and threw a fucking party when they shut down. THE TON WIKIS WERE THE BEST WIKIS EVER WHAT THE FYUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?
 * 54) * It's obvious she's gonna celebrate again when the wikis are completely deleted in March 2021.
 * 55) Despite being lesbian, she considers the "Gold Star Lesbian" label to be a trashy label that does nothing but gatekeep the sexuality, which is hypocritical as she meets the criteria to be a gold star lesbian.
 * 56) Left Twitter even though some of her homies are still on it.
 * 57) Has a Tumblr, proving she's an SJW
 * 58) * also thinks Tumblr is better than Twitter
 * 59) Likes Uncyclopedia even though it's a shitty Encyclopedia Dramatica ripoff that kills memes

Redeeming Qualities
THERE ARE NO FUCKING REDEEMING QUALITIES YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!