Blog:The Return of MySpace (Fake Movie Collab (Nersh1rt))

'''NOTE: This is a fake movie collab, so you can add some reasons, add yourself into the movie, etc... however, if you vandalize this, I'm blocking your ass on MySpace.'''

The Return of MySpace is a 2023 Alternativian-American live-action/animated film directed by Imogen Bitchensen. It premiered on August 1st, 2023, the 20th anniversary of the social network MySpace, which this movie is based on.

Shortly after this film's premiere, Anusbutter Productions received a lawsuit from Meredith Corporation, the owner of MySpace.

Why It Sucks
(w.i.p)
 * 1) Do we really need to say it again? This film wasn't screened in advance for critics, which is a red flag. You happy now?
 * 2) Pointless concept. Why make a movie about a social network nobody uses anymore?
 * 3) *Even if people started using it again after this film's premiere, it still was a rather pointless concept since nobody used it before the premiere.
 * 4) Poor acting.
 * 5) The plot is confusing and all over the place.
 * 6) Pointless, out of character cameos.
 * 7) *(w.i.p)
 * 8) This film says MySpace declined because "people thought it was uncool". What about Facebook? What about Tom Anderson resigning from his position of "president of MySpace" in 2009? Those two were MAJOR reasons why MySpace declined, yet this film doesn't mention them once when it gets to that subject.
 * 9) Half-assed, laughable fight scene choreography. The characters look like they're flailing their arms around instead of fighting, it's like they didn't even try!
 * 10) some of the so-called "animation" was clearly done in garry's mod.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) At least MySpace is popular again and has returned the classic profile design thanks to this film.
 * 2) The poster is rather creative.
 * 3) It was nice to see Tom Anderson (the founder of MySpace) make a cameo in this film.