Blog:Bitchass Terror (Fake Movie Collab (Chilly5000))

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Bitchass Terror is a 2031 adult animated black comedy film based off Object Terror, Battle for Dream Island, and Inanimate Insanity. It was directed by a stick, produced by a toilet, and written by another bunch of primary schoolers. It is the sequel to the two infamous films named Battle for Douche Island and Inanimate Insanity: Fuckin' Potatoes Man, which were also based on object shows.

Plot
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Why It Sucks
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 * 1) The film does nothing to improve on the previous two films.
 * 2) It's way too long. IT LASTS ALMOST 4 AND HALF DAYS!
 * 3) Due to Anusbutter Productions losing the film rights to object shows, they are not involved in this film at all.
 * 4) The poster is even worse than the one for Battle for Douche Island; it shows a poorly-made picture of the whole cast twerking. Hell, it doesn't even show the title of the film.
 * 5) It wasn't screened in advance for- oh fuck it, you know this already, don't you?
 * 6) Just like in Battle for Douche Island, almost the entire cast has been butchered. This time, it's worse than before (even Firey, Match, and Woody aren't safe this time).
 * 7) *Printer is now even more of an annoying fuck whose already irritating screaming has been dialed up to eleven.
 * 8) *Computer now likes to pee on others.
 * 9) *Wallet is even worse than before, as he once murdered Leafy, Balloony, Cloudy, Bubble, Skittle, Stapler, Baseball, Suitcase, Lightbulb, and Test Tube for no good reason, and went on to having sex with their corpses and got away with it, then proceeded to fingerbang Match for 35 MINUTES.
 * 10) *Stapler has been reduced to a one-dimensional memelord who constantly spews out unfunny memes and jokes.
 * 11) *Carpet has little-to-no personality in this film other than constantly making out with Stapler.
 * 12) *Magazine became a massive bimbo who loves to suck dicks.
 * 13) *Road Sign became an idiotic whore who simps over Fart.
 * 14) *Speaking of Fart, he now only serves a purpose to make constant fart jokes. Not to mention that he's even more of an idiot than before.
 * 15) *Firey is the same as he was in The United States Movie: Patriotic Palooza!.
 * 16) *Coiny is now a toxic K-pop stan.
 * 17) *Leafy is now even more of a masochistic freak, and she loves being burned by Firey. WHAT!?
 * 18) *Bubble is even more of a scared pussy than she was in the previous film.
 * 19) *Pencil has been reduced to a one-dimensional misandrist.
 * 20) *Match became an annoying bimbo who won't stop using stereotypical teen girl slang.
 * 21) *Woody became a crazed pervert who wants to make out with Blocky.
 * 22) *Tennis Ball is even more brainless than he was in the previous film.
 * 23) *Golf Ball now kills anyone who doesn't follow her rules. Yes, this includes Tennis Ball himself!
 * 24) *Book now wants to murder Taco and anyone who calls her out for whining about the latter.
 * 25) *Liy now murders people JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT. Though she's more tame compared to Wallet.
 * 26) *Foldy takes her hate for the former iance members to an even higher level than she did in the previous film.
 * 27) *Fanny is even worse than before, as she not only says homophobic speeches, she also abuses the N-word, "f*g", and "d*ke". She'll also won't hesitate to murder anyone she hates.
 * 28) *Eggy still exists.
 * 29) *Stapy is now even more perverted than he is in the previous film and lusts over Stapler, Foldy, and Liy.
 * 30) *Bow became a pervert who wants to have sex with chairs.
 * 31) *Box now has limbs and a face for some reason. He also talks.
 * 32) *Dough became the same as Bow, but wants to make out with stairs.
 * 33) *Cheesy now does nothing but crack unfunny jokes.
 * 34) *Microphone is now a whiny bitch who constantly screams her head off whenever someone even SLIGHTY provokes her.
 * 35) *Salt has barely any personality outside of obsessing over OJ's dong.
 * 36) *Pepper is now a one-dimensional bimbo.
 * 37) *Lightbulb, while still funny at times, has become a mediocre comic relief.
 * 38) *Paintbrush became a person who constantly gets angry. They have also became another gangster, but at least they don't say the N-word.
 * 39) *OJ became another generic know-it all.
 * 40) *Baseball became another person who shouts at people for no good reason, similar to Fries and Taco.
 * 41) *Marshmallow became dumber and meaner in general.
 * 42) An unnecessary and unlikeable character named "Penis" was introduced to the cast. He is a complete masochist who wants to have sex with everyone in the cast.
 * 43) There are not one, but five Cuties references, three Freddy Got Fingered references, and four 2 Girls 1 Cup references. THERE'S ALSO A 1 MAN 1 JAR REFERENCE, A GOATSE REFERENCE, AND A TUBGIRL REFERENCE!
 * 44) Once again, the plot is very predictable, even more so than the previous film.
 * 45) Like Battle for Douche Island, there are way too many sex scenes and inappropriate scenes. These get more graphic as the film processes, too.
 * 46) *Stapler and Stapy having sex for 15 minutes.
 * 47) *50% of the whole cast having an orgy for 25 minutes.
 * 48) *An 8-minute sex scene with Loser and Cake.
 * 49) *The aforementioned scenes with Wallet making out with the characters he killed and him and Match having sex.
 * 50) *Woody going on a "sex streak", which is having sex with Blocky, Pen, Eraser, Snowball, and Coiny for 35 minutes.
 * 51) *Another sex scene with Liy and Remote.
 * 52) *A 10-minute sex scene with Lightbulb and Paintbrush.
 * 53) *Yet another sex scene with Pencil and Match.
 * 54) *A 17-minute sex scene with Carpet and Stapler.
 * 55) *A 50-minute sex scene with Firey and Leafy. How?!
 * 56) *Bow scissoring a chair for 12 minutes.
 * 57) *Penis fingerbanging a quarter of the contestants.
 * 58) *The aforementioned Cuties, 2 Girls 1 Cup, 1 Man 1 Jar, Goatse, and Tubgirl references.
 * 59) *An orgy between Pen, Eraser, Blocky, Snowball, and Coiny.
 * 60) *A fight between Match, Bow, and Magazine that involves them using their...uh...butts and vaginas. HOW DO THEY HAVE VAGINAS???
 * 61) *Match and Magazine moaning for no good reason.
 * 62) *Pen and Eraser stripping off their clothes and pole-dancing.
 * 63) *Dough humping stairs for 10 minutes.
 * 64) Many filler scenes:
 * 65) *Grassy ranting about Delhi Safari for 20 minutes during the climax.
 * 66) *A 5-minute scene of Wallet and Liy arguing over which one of them is better at murdering people.
 * 67) *A scene of almost the whole cast screaming "FUCK!" for 8 minutes.
 * 68) *Stapler singing "Dame tu Cosita Gang".
 * 69) *Balloon and Balloony singing "doin ya mom".
 * 70) *In the middle of the movie, an animated version of the poster plays for 15 minutes.
 * 71) *Match, Pencil, Bow, and Magazine raiding a store, chargin they phone, eating hot chip, lying, and twerking, also during the climax.
 * 72) Because this film is also based on Object Terror, there is blood and gore... with objects (yes, even Bubble). HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE!?
 * 73) The humour is mostly just bland raunchy jokes, shoehorned juvenile humour, or blatant sexual innuendos. The fact this film is also based on Object Terror doesn't help.
 * 74) Mediocre animation.
 * 75) The fight scenes are so poorly-done, they're laughable to watch.
 * 76) This film contains even more offensive jokes than Battle For Douche Island, such as:
 * 77) *Fanny's constant usage of "f*g", "d*ke", and the N-word as said above.
 * 78) *Liy being portrayed as a stereotypical psycho lesbian.
 * 79) *Pencil's constant misandry, which is worse than the previous film.
 * 80) *Eraser still constantly using the N-word.
 * 81) *(W.I.P)
 * 82) The climax makes absolutely no sense at all! Here's what happens in the climax:
 * 83) *Many bad guys from other media show up to attempt and destroy everything, including Dr. Eggman, Bowser, M. Bison, Herobrine, King K. Rool, Wario, Waluigi, Bowser Jr., Ice King, Plankton, and a lot more.
 * 84) *Everyone once again summoning rocket launchers to kill a bunch of bad guys.
 * 85) *Penis killing a lot of bad guys by... kicking them in the crotches. We're not fucking kidding here.
 * 86) *The aforementioned scene with Grassy ranting about Delhi Safari.
 * 87) *The aforementioned scene with Match, Pencil, Bow, and Magazine raiding a store.
 * 88) *Wallet having sex with some of the bad guys' corpses after killing them.
 * 89) *(W.I.P)
 * 90) The team names are awful:
 * 91) *The Bright Lights are now "I didn't permit you to be a dickhead"
 * 92) *(WIP)
 * 93) An awful and nonsensical post-credit scene: Match, Pencil, Magazine, and Bow invite the viewers to go on a "twerkfest", then proceed to twerk very rapidly and for a very long time; after that, they kill themselves.

Redeeming Qualities
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 * 1) At least Tissues and Skittle weren't butchered.
 * 2) The animation, while notably a downgrade compared to the previous film, can still be good at times.
 * 3) Some funny scenes:
 * 4) *(WIP)

Reception
This film is hated by OSC members and non-OSC members alike, even more so than its prequel. It has received mocking nicknames such as "My Immortal: Object Show Edition" and is a common target of ridicule by the OSC. Even Legoboynj himself hates it.

Hilariously Bad Dialogue
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Trivia
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