Blog:How to follow the Nickado Avacodo "diet" (JOKE)

Warning these steps are highly deadly

Day 1
It's the year 2012 after being a vegan since 2010 you've been sick of vegan foods and want junk food your friends and family worry about but you don't give a f**k so you gorge on 20,000 calories of only junk foods from resturaunts covered with 100% cheese which is covered with 100% ketchup. Congratulations you're morbidly obese by the first day!

Day 2
You go talk to your friends they get mad at you for ignoring you're health you throw you're first temper tantrum since you were 4 and will continue you're over 7 temper tantrums a day part. Congratulations you're a manbaby instead of a man child because of neglecting vitamins and minerals

2 Years
It's 2014 so you decide to make this your living as you're 500 pounds to much to work so you make a yt. People criticise you for your bad eating habits and anger managements congratulations you think they're jealous

2 years 2 months
After 2 months of yting you decide to go on a different "diet" which is 5 super mega ultra large pizzas with tons of KFC covered in cheese and ketchup. Congratulations your 40 million viewers are shocked you didn't get a heart attack yet and you get a 33% likes because most of your subs hate you and only subbed with notify to hate on you

Year 2 2 months 2 weeks
You've now weigh 700 pounds and upload asking how making excuses like it's only water weight and it's the treadmills fault. Congratulations you're 100% broken down your mental health! And there's no turning back

2 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days
You have decided to eat your biggest meal ever 800,000 impossibly large pizzas so much kfc 90,000 burgers from McDonald's and 65,000,000 large fries from burger king. Congratulations you now weigh more than the universe

11 years
For a while you stay the same terrible eating pattern but now expectedly you got a heart attack and die just 9 hours after claiming those you're immortal theories are false because you're healthy which is why you haven't gotten a heart attack! Congratulations you're diet is over due to death not even at age 30 at 28 which is somewhat ironic because the word diet has 4 words and it's first three words is die