User:XXSeph MySpaceXx/sandbox/Anusbutter Productions/Darry

'''Note: This is another fake person I made up for shits and giggles. Any resemblance to real people is coincidental.'''

Darry McBedwetter (born September 13th 1970) is an American actor and director.

Filmography
Mike Hawk (1992)

Maddafakkaz (1993)

The Shitz (1995)

Harry Dix & Company (1996)

Ghost Clones Attack (1997)

The Adventures of Fuckia Nippleshits (1998)

The Suicide Ghost From Hell (1999)

Good Dogs (2000)

Aislynn (2003)

(W.I.P)

Why He And His Films Suck
(W.I.P)
 * 1) His films from the 90s were Disney Renaissance wannabes.
 * 2) Like the 3DO, the advertisments of most his films made in the 90s would insult competitors such as Disney, Don Bluth, Pixar, or DreamWorks by calling their movies "preschool movies" and claimed he makes "the best animated movies ever".
 * 3) * Ironically, most of his movies from that time period ended up being box office bombs and were beaten by the movies he claimed superiority over.
 * 4) * In fact, The Adventures of Fuckia Nippleshits losing to Mulan and A Bug's Life (In its November 1998 re-release) at the box office lead to the demise of his old animation studio in 2006.
 * 5) In the 90s and early 2000s, he kept re-releasing his recent films as a desperate attempt to compete with another film released after the original theatrical run of his latest film.
 * 6) His movies tend to contain downright stupid/nonsensical moments, such as the scene in Harry Dix & Company where Chen complains about Beavis & Butthead being overrated before a broken elevator full of sad old men falls on him and kills him.
 * 7) His films are filled with pop culture references and product placement. As a result, they are heavily dated.
 * 8) None of his films were ever screened in advance for critics, which... you know what that means.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) At least he can take criticism.