Blog:The Emoji Movie: FANDOM Edition

"The Emoji Movie SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!"

- Chris Stuckmann

The emoji movie is a movie that is bad

plot
basically theres an emoji that can make other expressions and he goes on an adventure with 2 other people

why it is a ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little shit

 * 1) The plot sucks
 * 2) It feels like a commercial for apps and other stuff
 * 3) *It is obvious at times
 * 4) *the writers should have thought people would think they are watching a commercial
 * 5) *the movie doesnt know how a phnoe works
 * 6) **it stereotypes teens
 * 7) its not funny
 * 8) * theres an emoji with a disability
 * 9) * there are stereotypical jokes
 * 10) * bad adult jokes
 * 11) * theres a scene with shimps getting inside a shrimp car
 * 12) * everyone that only feels one emotion isnt funny
 * 13) * its akward
 * 14) patrick stewart plays poop
 * 15) the plot sucks
 * 16) *hi5 has a shitty reason to join gene
 * 17) *jailbreak is wildstyle
 * 18) the characters sucks
 * 19) *everyone has one emtion
 * 20) **actually they dont
 * 21) ***smiler too
 * 22) **gene sucks
 * 23) **gene and jailbreak have a dumb relationship
 * 24) *gene is the antagonist not smiler
 * 25) **nobody feels bad for the deleted guys
 * 26) **hi5 doesnt deserve friends
 * 27) adult jokes IN A KIDS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 28) background things are distracting
 * 29) poop doesnt get a lot of scenes
 * 30) *they made a bad twitter post
 * 31) the film forgets about hi5wanting to be noticed
 * 32) jailbreak thinks everyone is a stereoptype when thsats not ture
 * 33) bad voice acting
 * 34) theres slang
 * 35) the characters talk
 * 36) they go in the apps instead of around them
 * 37) *alex wants a new phone
 * 38) * alex doesnt wipe out the phone himself
 * 39) * alex jailbroke his phone
 * 40) time bad
 * 41) casablanca reference
 * 42) gene looks like god what a DISGRACE TO MIKE WASOWMKII1111111111111111111111
 * 43) it references modern things
 * 44) it becomes feneminst
 * 45) anachronisms (whatever the hell those are):
 * 46) *hammer is outdated
 * 47) *two emojis didnt come out when the film did

the ONLY redeeming qualities

 * 1) the animation is good i guess but ITS STILL FUCKING SHIT!