Blog:Dragon Ball vs. Sailor Moon (Fake Movie Collab (Dready :) )

Note:This blog is a joke don't take it seriously and most importantly i really really REALLY like both Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon, if you haven't watched either you might not undersdant anything. You can still edit it but don't vandalize it or you'll be punished in the name of the moon.

Dragon Ball vs. Sailor Moon: is a Japanese American crossover action, adventure fantasy adult animated anime film, directed by some stripper, it is based on Akira Toriyama's Dragon Ball and Naoko Takeuchi's Sailor Moon.

Why it Sucks

 * 1) It's not screened in advance critics...Vegeta what does the scouter say about how many times people said this? Vegeta:It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!
 * 2) The animation is so awful to make matters worse the original Dragon Ball anime from the 80s, Dragon Ball z and the original Sailor Moon anime from the 90s had waaaaaay better animation than this.
 * 3) * Also there are some animation errors, like in some shots, where you can see that Minako's hair ribbon dissapears for some reason.
 * 4) * The color pallete is also really ugly, for some reason Sailor Mercury's Hair, Bow, Skirt and Boots are green instead of blue, while Jupiter's are vice versa (Though her hair is still brown and her ribbon is still pink).
 * 5) False Advertising the poster and the DVD covers look like they're designs are gonna ressamble from the original animes yet they look more like the designs from Dragon Ball Super and the first two seasons of Sailor Moon Crystal.
 * 6) The infamous scene where Vegeta RAPES A BUNCH OF TEEN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this incldes Rei Hino.
 * 7) * Thankfully it's not seen on screen.
 * 8) All the characters (Except for Bulma, Makoto and Ami) We're flandirized.
 * 9) * Goku and Usagi are even more dumber than they are in the anime.
 * 10) * Goku was also changed to a litteral sadist, as he wants to fight pretty much everyone.
 * 11) * Usagi (Sailor Moon) is now a complete spoiled brat, and is even more whiny than she was in the anime (Even know her whining and crying can be annoying in the original anime, it at least wasn't that annoying).
 * 12) * Vegeta is now a pedophile, to make matters worse he doesn't get punished for his actions making him a Karma houdini.
 * 13) * Minako (Sailor Venus) is now a annoying teen girl who makes Fred and the Annoying Orange look more normal by comparison, this is insulting to her character because in the anime she was really funny.
 * 14) * Krillin was changed to a pussy who can't fight and always runs away, for some reason his wife Android 18 (Lazuli) and his daughter Maron don't appear nor ar mentioned.
 * 15) * Rei (Sailor Mars) is now a total alpha bitch, though she could be unlikable at times in the anime she at least wasn't that bad of a character and had her own moments.
 * 16) * Trunks (who is the future trunks in here with the sword) was now changed to a horny virgin who is obsessed with Pornography. He also constantly Jerks off.
 * 17) * Chibiusa (Sailor Chibi Moon) is even more annoying and unlikable than in the original anime series.
 * 18) * While other characters barely get anything to do.
 * 19) It completely goes against both of it's source material, to make matters worse the movie was tagetted for adults while Dragon Ball was targeted at teen boys and Sailor Moon at Girls, making the movie feel more like a parody than an adaptation.
 * 20) * Oh yeah to put icing on the cake the producer has never seen or read the Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon anime and Manga.
 * 21) The voice actors from the original japanese version, The Funimation dub of Dragon Ball and the Viz dub of Sailor Moon refused to reprise they're roles and star in the film because they said that is insulting to both Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon fans respectievly as a result they we're replaced with a bunch of other random actors who barely sound like the original actors.
 * 22) Unfunny jokes that make fun of Religions, Illnesses, states, and even racism!!! The characters constantly swear, they say the N word in between every sentence, and make fun of illnesses such as CANCER!!! which is offensive to people who have this illnesses.
 * 23) Also it tries to hard to be more edgy and serious than both of it's source materials, as with constant swearing and sex refrences infact the movie got an R rating which made many long time fans angered.
 * 24) Bad sound effects for example in the scene where Goku cuts a tree with a chainsaw it sounds more like a guy mimicing a motorcycle sound effects rather than a chainsaw cutting wood.
 * 25) Too much uneccesary ass shots.
 * 26) Laughable dialogue due to the aftermentioned swearing.
 * 27) Terrible soundtrack that gives the soundtrack from the Ocean dub of Dragon Ball Z and the Dic\Cloverway dub of Sailor Moon a run for they're money (Except for the covers of Cha-la Head Cha-La and Moonlight Densetsu). IT sounds like stock music.
 * 28) Product placements for Playstation 2 and Super Famicom (The Japanese Super nintendo) Which are way too OUTDATED by the time the film came out.
 * 29) It features a refrence from the infamous Adam Sandler film That's My Boy with the part of a teacher being raped by a student.
 * 30) Too much pointless cameos of other characters that don't play a role.
 * 31) Despite the title it sounds like they're gonna fight yet they barely even fight each other in the movie.
 * 32) Bad plot that makes the plot from Suicide Squad Look like mh:greatestmovies:Spider-Man 2's  Plot
 * 33) The climax is absoulutely Crap, it just the Z Fighters and the Sailor Scouts fighting an evil hybrid of Frieza and the Queen Beryl by just punching them and using they're signature attacks that's it, also Goku only turns in his Super Saiyan Form instead of the Ultra Instinct form, which makes no sense as it would been seen impossible with that low of a power level to defeat a very strong enemy.
 * 34) Some other characters from both series like: Chi-Chi or Tuxedo Mask don't ever appear in the movie at all, To make matters worse Tuxedo Mask had a very important role in Sailor Moon making his absence as a no excuse.
 * 35) Lame plot twist about the dimensions crossing.
 * 36) Some scenes are too disturbing to watch like when Chibiusa pulls out a string out of USAGI'S ASSS!!!! though thankfully the ass is not shown on  screen.
 * 37) Like Eight Crazy Nights and Free Birds it's a waste of great concept, the idea of 2 of the most popular animes getting a crossover sounds awesome but got executed like shit!!!
 * 38) * To make matters worse, Dragon Ball Popularised the Martial Arts genre, while Sailor Moon popularised the Magical Girl genre, without the former we would never have Naruto and without the Latter we would never have Winx Club, Which is considered disrespecting to the legacy of both franchises.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Even know the soundtrack is poor the covers of: Cha-la Head Cha-La and Moonlight Densetsu are actually pretty good.
 * 2) Some actors did attempted to sound like they're original actors even if it's poor.
 * 3) Bulma, Makoto (Sailor Jupiter) and Ami (Sailor Mercury) didn't got flandarized.
 * 4) Probably the raping scenes can be considered so bad it's hilarious.

Laughably Bad Dialogue
Vegeta: Bulma! BULMA!!! Where the fuck do you keep you're fucking car keys???!!! Bulma: Why do you need'em??!!! Vegeta: Because i Have to FUCKING GO???!!!!! Trunks: At least they don't see me jerk off to this sexy ass bitchin' porno. (W.I.P)

Reception
The movie was met with unnanymously negative reception from both critics, viewers, Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon fans, on Rotten Tomatoes the movie holds a 2% with a consensus stating: If you're a fan of the Anime or the Manga this movie will still be dissapointing for you, with it's failed attempts to be more edgy. and on IMDB it holds 1.1 out of 10 on Metacritic it holds a 31 out of 100 indicating Generally unfavourable reviews

Sequels
Despite the negative reception it got both critically and audience wise, the movie spawned 2 sequels, Dragon Ball vs. Sailor Moon 2: The Betrayal Act in 2030 and Dragon Ball Vs. Sailor Moon : the anarchy act in 2032, while they we're considered improvements over the first movie, they still we're hated by both critics and particulary fans of both franchises. Despite being advertised as sequels, they have no connection to the first movie, both movies hae they're own standalone events.

A TV show of the same name premiered in 2039 and ended in 2050, it ran for 13 seasons and 510 episodes, like the movies it was panned both by critics and fans.