Blog:Fucky Day Sweeping the Shits Away Can you Tell me How to get Drunk at Sesame Street (FAKE)

Sesame Street the movie is a movie made in 7269 by Troy Bobber celebrating it's 5300 anniversary it was panned by everyone

Fucky Plot
It's the year 3010 and to celebrate Sesame Street's start of it's "past-it's-prime" era the gang all have a chugging alcahol challenge apart from Abby and Grover even Goldie the goldfish and the new character firebunnh does it and they get way "drunkier" than possible but oh no something bad happened firebunnh did so the gang apart from Grover and Goldie murder him

Casting the Shits away

 * 1) Troy Bobber as Grover
 * 2) JoJo Siwa as Goldie
 * 3) Logan Paul as Firebunnh
 * 4) Hey there as everyone else

Can you tell me how to get drunk at Crew Street

 * 1) Troy Bobber did everything

Why the makers of this movie were already drunk

 * 1) The main criticism is this movie is extremely not for kids when the show was for any age
 * 2) Elmo has bad logic on drugs f**k his logic on drugs is the Kardashian's logic of existing
 * 3) Firebunnh gets tortured as he gets murdered when it was ABBY who purposely did stuff wrong plus Firebunnh was way "drunkier" than possible so it's not his fault cut him some slack
 * 4) Many of the characters were so heavily flanderized we have to call it "SesameSteized" and apart from Grover not in a good way
 * 5) Bert and Ernie are the worst as they can't even stop making out even when they're doing the challenge and are way "drunkier" than possible or are breathing
 * 6) Elmo became a dictator wannabe throwing knives at everyone when he doesn't get his way and has horrible drug logic which he takes so much anyone even the most immune to overdosing on drugs would overdose 100+ times in the movie
 * 7) Big bird would force ppl on desks if they aren't and push the desk out a big number story building death if he doesn't get his way
 * 8) Cookie Monster results in eating the victims if he doesn't get his way
 * 9) Abby is a "more villainous than possible" type of person
 * 10) Oscar became a hoarder who's a s**ty OCD stereotype
 * 11) Rosita became someone who wants to eat everything which results in pure cringe
 * 12) Goldie kept asking too many questions for filler for the sake of filler so the movie is 965 hours long
 * 13) Firebunnh is unlikable as all he wants is to do something evil and always fails to be anywhere near bad
 * 14) Kermit became suicidal all the time and call the national guidelines if you are
 * 15) There's no humans just the puppets
 * 16) While the acting is good Firebunnh and Goldie's are bad as both Jojo Siwa and Logan Paul have to scream all their lines
 * 17) Plot hole if autotune was destroyed in 3009 and didn't come back yet in the movie how do the gang get a hold of it
 * 18) Animation errors all the time
 * 19) The plot was going to be bad to begin with
 * 20) The animation even if there weren't any is ugly and can cause seizures
 * 21) Everyone that wasn't mentioned here was gone not in the movie
 * 22) Starvation is not funny yet Troy makes it all the time
 * 23) The Steamed Clams rap that's autotuned in the film is pure cringe stupid and filler they use so much autotune the singing is terrible what makes it worse we'll never know how they sounded before the gang puts on the heavy autotune but we know it's sounds way better than the autotune
 * 24) The scene where Goldie asked why the show isn't cancelled and Elmo tells her that it's meant to been in 1974 but they got mad and Elmo threw knives at all the PBS big bird smashed employees out the 9 story building in their desks and cookie monster ate the rest of employees all because the show was getting cancelled I'm not f**king kidding
 * 25) Horrible ending when it turns out Abby's the villain the gang praises her and Abby murders them all
 * 26) Because of the success the show turned to this
 * 27) Abby was a horrible twist villain
 * 28) Plot hole if the gang murdered firebunnh for doing the bad thing when it turned out it was Abby why'd they praise her #stopfirebunnhabuse

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Grover was flanderized and is way better than his original despite the original being one of the most iconic characters and is the only likeable character so he remained the no iq but extremely hilarious even after the movie
 * 2) Some funny moments like when Goldie tells Elmo his logic on drugs is the Kardashian's logic on existing
 * 3) Troy Bobber is happy to win all the 13 golden raspberries which are nominees for bad movies out of all the 13 awards for that year
 * 4) Grover's extremely funny line Grover me want some sausage Grover me wants some sausagjawz which caused hundreds of millions of memes
 * 5) At the end there's also a hilarious sign which says when the f**k is this movie gonna end which means it was intentionally the worst movie ever
 * 6) Apart from Goldie who's voiced by Jojo Siwa and firebunnh who's voiced by Logan Paul the voices are good
 * 7) Grover me ass on fire melp melpp caused memes also

Reception
This movie gots a 1/10 on imdb and 0% rotten tomatoes and on a budget of 10 Million made 100 billion