Blog:Incredibles 3: Rise of the Underminer

This film is from an alternative dimension and does not exist here

Plot
The police have been defended in Metroville, so the Parr family must capture criminals 24/7. When the underminer is reported in California, the family takes a trip there, except for Helen, who wants to hook up with the hot blue haired woman while they’re away.

Why it Sucks

 * 1) The animation looks horrendous, it has the same animation as Peppa Pig official channels, the poster has four times more money' put into it than the animation. Yet the poster is horrible enough!
 * 2) The title is extremely lazy, as it copies the 2005 video game's name.
 * 3) The characters have been flanderized to the core, Bob is now an abusive father who hates his children and wants them dead. Helen is now a cheater, Jack-Jack is an unfunny comic relief who is voiced by DaBaby just because he’s a baby, Dash is now a Bart Simpson ripoff who is annoying, and Violet is now your average spoiled teen.
 * 4) Brad Bird doesn’t direct this film, instead, Tommy Wiseau does, you know, the guy who directed The Room!!!!
 * 5) It advertises Fortnite, as Dash is seen playing it multiple times.
 * 6) The underminer is shown to be a pedophille, ashe marries and has a baby with dash in the end! There is also a SEX scene! How messed up is that?!?!?!? He’s also voiced by John K, who is one in real life!!!!! His performance is also laughably weak!
 * 7) Jack-Jack also calls JoJo Siwa a “bitch” in the film for no reason but to be a callback to that controversy.
 * 8) Awful soundtrack that sounds like a preschooler band playing “hot crossed buns”
 * 9) Jenna Marbles now voices Voyd and she is also a pervert (the character of course) and makes out with Elastagirl, who’s a married woman. And she’s so stupid that she doesn’t regonize her out of her suit.
 * 10) Their relationship also copies the one from Miraculous, as Helen likes Voyd outside her suit, but doesn’t inside her suit and Voyd likes Helen inside her suit, but not outside.
 * 11) Violet, for some reason is obsessed with RuPaul's drag race.
 * 12) It sometimes feels like a YouTube video, as at one point Dash says that it seems like that there is one imposter among the family where it plays the among us theme song and flashes the red among us astronaut in front of them.
 * 13) Plot hole: if Syndrome is dead how does he make a cameo in the movie?
 * 14) The infamous line that Bob said: “I hate Trump and his supporters”, which also makes the film political.
 * 15) The underminer's defeat is stupid. He eats Violet's diarrhea and it splashes out of his eyes.
 * 16) Pointless cameos of Jeff the Killer and Momo.
 * 17) The infamous scene where Bob ties his son to the train tracks just for asking “are we there there yet?”!!!!! In the first film, he only said, “We get there WHEN WE GET THERE!!!”
 * 18) Most of the battles are anticlimactic and boring.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The battle on top of the train on the bridge with Jeff the Killer and Momo, while pointless, was entertaining
 * 2) DaBaby's line delivery was great, even the other actors had great performances (besides John K despite his performance being worth a laugh)
 * 3) The scene where Bob slapped Helen was great because she got what she deserved. The underminer also got what he deserved for having sex with a 10 year old..
 * 4) Funny moments, like when Bob shoots the TV just because the Kardashians are on. Or the Los Angeles scene where Violet asks why everyone here acts like they have 1000x more common sense than they do, and Dash saying: “It’s the far west in the US, and west is always left on a map, so this place is super far-left.”
 * 5) *Bob switching from canny to uncanny is funny.