Blog:Pokemon Rescue Squad (A fake movie collab originally made by Thomallister1291)

'''Note: This movie is actually fake but you can edit this out. Also, this movie isn’t mine, and instead, this is Mictoller/Thomallister1291. He was originally going to post this but he wanted me to do it due to time constraints. So if you want to edit, please do not vandalize and this film is not meant to be taken seriously. So from the creator of United Kingdom: The Movie comes this.'''

"What the fridge is this? Is that Deviantart hell I believe this movie is? This is a Pokemon movie and some random crossover that is in the leagues of Pooh’s Adventures. Pokemon isn’t about just simply for some lovely ladies and messing them up and neither should other media too. I think I had enough for one day and you’re better watching ‘’Who Framed Roger Rabbit’’ and ‘’Chip N’ Dale: Rescue Rangers’’ if you want a good crossover film about animation in general."

- AniMat

"I think the writers spent too much time on the internet just to make this film a reality"

- ’’Saberspark’’

"Just how on Earth did Paramount of all people decide to make this movie and secure the rights for that many characters? Nobody came to see this movie for a dumb acid trip, we came for a potentially good story"

- ”PhantomStrider’’

Pokemon Rescue Squad is a 202X American live-action/animated hybrid film made by Paramount with the help of Nickelodeon Movies. This is said to be a crossover between many different IPs including Pokemon, Mario, Shrek, Ice Age, Danganronpa, Gumball’’, Adventure Time, SpongeBob, Rocko’s Modern Life, The Wild Thornberrys, AAAHH!!! Real Monsters, Rugrats, The Loud House, Avatar, Jimmy Neutron, Invader Zim, Garfield, Kung Fu Panda, Monsters Inc, Turning Red, Wall-E, Kingdom Hearts, Family Guy, Angry Birds, Hanna Barbera, The Mitchells vs. The Machines, Hotel Transylvania, The Simpsons, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mega Man, Pac-Man, Undertale, Cuphead, Kung Fu Panda, PreCure, Dragon Ball, Gravity Falls, Amphibia, Toy Story, The Incredibles, Xenoblade 2, Madagascar, various YouTubers, The Bad Guys, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Jim Henson, Love Live, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Ron’s Gone Wrong, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Kirby, Splatoon, Genshin Impact, Zootopia, Encanto, Moana, Big Hero 6, Wreck-It Ralph, Ren & Stimpy, Sam & Max, Rick and Morty, Frozen, Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, VeggieTales, Oddtaxi, Fall Guys, Spy X Family, Persona, My Hero Academia, Transformers, How to Train Your Dragon, Among Us'', and many many more which is basically fictional galore. It stars Morgan Berry and Julia McIlvaine as the titular duo from Pokemon: Twilight Wings alongside an all-star cast.

Plot
Tommy and John were busy with each other's lives due to school and whatnot as many fictional characters live in a world where fiction and reality co-exist with each other. However, they start to realize that Nessa has gone missing yet they attempted to figure out the situation after they encounter each other and reunite after not seeing each other for a long time. They started to make a team for themselves after also learning what other Pokemon companions have gone through. But it started to go crazy as characters like Gloria, Maylene, and many more have also gone missing. They soon discover that the captured characters are not the only ones going as a lot of females need to be saved from a terrible fate as bad as death... blueberries!

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Even though this movie is supposed to make fun of Deviantart as a community, it's incredibly done in such a stupid manner that it does not feel like a jab at Deviantart instead it's incredibly inconsistent as it switches from making fun of Deviantart to being some kind of Deviantart hell that no words can never describe it. It's so ridiculous that it's unbearable due to the number of oddities showing up.
 * 2) Executive Meddling: Originally it was going to be a Pokemon movie that would be a CGI animated feature film much like in the same veins as The Mitchels vs. The Machines, The Bad Guys, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, but some random employee came into the film and decided to do a movie about making fun of DeviantArt and make it a pop-culture infested-fest. Of course, the former idea was going strong yet that employee decided to manipulate his fellow co-workers thus causing this movie to exist instead. In fact, the production of the film has gotten so out of hand that it surpasses the production of Shrek the Third.
 * 3) The idea of making a blueberry inflation movie is just stupid how the hell is that even possible for a movie? While bootlegging may sound ridiculous at first, the premise in Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers managed to work because it made sense since bootlegging is illegal. Here, this feels as if it was written by some baboon who spends their time on Deviantart and Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. As a result, you get this big nightmare of a film that is basically equivalent to Chicken Little: Back in Da Coop
 * 4) The main villain of the movie is nonother than Dr. Eggman from ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’’ of all characters. While Eggman is pretty likable and sometimes a serious albeit entertaining villain, he is a constant screw-up who is self-defeating every time something goes wrong. Also, his reasoning as to why he’s the villain is just dumb just because there’s a scene where he has a flashback where Dr. Eggman wanted to join ‘’Super Smash Bros. Ultimate” to the point where threw a fit after he didn’t join the roster so he became depressed and attempted to be much more insane to the point of attempting to kill Sonic for not letting him join the battle even though Sonic didn’t do anything wrong. Eggman attempted to blame Pyra and Mythra for stealing his slot and kidnapped Pyra and started his evil plan thus it became so successful that he continued to kidnap some other females as well (Sandy Cheeks appears in that scene too after he finished what he did to Pyra). Eggman’s team of villains is not even better.
 * 5) *Jeffy is still controversial like he always was albeit toned down. Depending on your view, it may be funny to see Jeffy as an antagonist since he’s by far the most controversial character in SML.
 * 6) *Smiler from ‘’The Emoji Movie’’ isn’t even better. She is portrayed as this pathetic emoji who just smiles no matter what.
 * 7) *Gene from The Emoji Movie alongside the non-Smiler characters are also portrayed as villains for a dumb reason just because their movie got bad reviews and attempted to make a sequel. They are not a big threat, to begin with, and they don't seem to be evil.
 * 8) *the 2022 version of Marmaduke is miscast as a villain. Yes, his movie does suck but that’s not a really good excuse for him being a villain. You see, Marmaduke doesn’t seem to work well with Eggman and his gang and instead seems to be against them. It has gone to the point where he started to have character development just to go away from the villain’s side and instead help out. Even Marmaduke knew how bad Eggman is. Marmaduke’s personality is also inconsistent. Sometimes he’s just as likable as in the original comic strips while other times he’s just as unlikeable as his 2022 counterpart.
 * 9) Sometimes the blueberry inflation scenes can be way too disturbing due to how everything is portrayed in the film like the infamous scene where Nessa talks about how Futaba Sakura from Persona 5 was one of the victims. It's so disturbing that it's not meant to be funny in a way due to its extremely horrid lore behind the blueberries. While the bootleg lore behind Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers was kinda dark, at least it's fitting and makes more sense compared to this Deviantart acid trip of a movie.
 * 10) It's an obvious rip-off of Chip N' Dale: Rescue Rangers and ‘’Who Framed Roger Rabbit’’ complete with the addiction of Deviantart as it features characters solving a mystery in the real-life world where real people and toons interact with each other.
 * 11) Some rather disturbing scenes like Tommy trying to eat a hot dog…only for it to go Sausage Party-style (meaning the food is suffering), Wreck-It Ralph breaking Merida’s bones just because he didn’t win an Oscar which is more mean-spirited than funny, and John making references to dictators like Muamar Gaddhafi after someone compares Allister to infamous people like the aforementioned person and Aleister Crowley.
 * 12) There are way too many characters in the film regardless of what role it is. So much so that they take up most of the film and despite certain ‘’Pokemon’’ characters being more prominent, it jumps from one character from another in such a crazy way that it's nearly as ridiculous as Ice Age: Collision Course. While crossovers can be fine, this movie decides to unmercifully shoehorn pretty much any character they can think of to the point of being unreal. While this can happen to Roger Rabbit and Chip and Dale, this crossover is done weirdly bad. Heck, even Mario said “Don’t we have too many characters in this rescue squad that we created” albeit he gets ignored. It feels like a
 * 13) Almost every character is flanderized beyond belief. So much to the point that the characters are unlikeable.
 * 14) *John and Tommy became fanboys. John is obsessed with Cars and Tommy is obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine and it gets so annoying.
 * 15) **In fact, John is seen trashing on Happy Feet for a great part of the film (just because it beat Cars at the 2007 Oscars), and the film doesn’t try to make John realize it’s wrong, in fact, it even goes to the point of making Mumble and George Miller (the director of Happy Feet) villains despite being innocent and even Planty makes a brief cameo where he saves Mumble from John who was attempting to put in in PETA.
 * 16) *Mario became a pasta-loving freak that all he thinks about is eating pasta. While he does have a pasta obsession in The Super Mario Bros: Super Show, the movie makes Mario look unlikeable that he ditched Luigi's veggie burger for a bowl of spaghetti that he made. Heck, when Luigi hopes that Dawn makes lots-a spaghetti, Mario decides to eat almost the entire bowl of spaghetti.
 * 17) *Mei Mei became obsessed with red hair that every time she sees anyone with red hair (for example, Pyra from ‘’Xenoblade 2’’ or Arezu from ‘’Pokemon’’), she automatically messes with them or treats them like gods thinking that they can transform into red pandas too. It has gone to the point where Priya tried to prevent Mei to mess with those with red hair.
 * 18) *Donkey from Shrek loves eating waffles. His behavior is not even funny, to begin with unlike his portrayal in Shrek and often goes off-topic.
 * 19) *The Minions from Despicable Me are much more annoying than they already were. While they were very annoying in 2015’s ‘’Minions’’, this movie cranks them up to 11. They do a lot of stupid and ridiculous things that you just want to wish that they were dead. Also for some reason, the Minions can sometimes speak for a bit despite speaking in gibberish/minionese in their own movies!
 * 20) *Tails became a bigger coward than he was in ‘’Sonic Forces’’ as well as an immature jerkass in ‘’Sonic Lost World’’ to the point of getting mad at his friends including Sonic himself. When Sonic convinces Gru to invite the minions to the squad, Tails started to have a massive hate boner towards them to the point of attempting to erase the minions only to get in trouble with Gru and Sonic.
 * 21) *Knuckles became much more dummer than he was in ‘’Sonic Boom’’ to the point that he often relies on much smarter characters. Knuckles also has a split personality where he switches from his usual likable self to his dumber and much more aggressive self that makes the Knuckles from ‘’Sonic Boom’’ look like a college professor. Heck, Knuckles in one scene called out Shadow for saying “damn” just because of being a reference to ‘’Shadow the Hedgehog’’ yet Knuckles nearly says “damn” in another scene to the point where Tails called him out.
 * 22) *Amy became more of a bitchy hedgehog than she already was in ‘’Sonic X’’ to the point where she often acts so overprotective towards Sonic so much that she harassed anyone who wants to ship themselves with Sonic. She’s also a hypocrite because she claims to be a nice girl yet she acts so short tempered at times if things don’t go her way and she makes Knuckles look calmer in comparison.
 * 23) *Larry the Cucumber reverts back to his personality from ‘’VeggieTales in the House’’ only slightly different.
 * 24) *Jimmy and Jerry gourd seem to care more about food.
 * 25) *Manny is even more deadbeat than he was in Ice Age Continental Drift and Collision Course. He falsely blames characters like mostly Sid too much for anything that goes wrong despite Sid being innocent sometimes. Yes, Sid may not be the most serious of the rescue squad be he's not that stupid either yet Manny doesn't listen. Not only does he treat Sid like trash, but he also keeps treating Diego badly too thinking that he's too egotistical when Manny is already unlikable, to begin with.
 * 26) *Wario became a greedy fanatic that even though he joined the rescue squad, he's only doing it for money. Sure, Wario in his games is greedy yet this movie makes him unsympathetic and not funny anymore and instead became annoying. There's this annoying running gag that he tries to bring back the Wario Land series and has a ton of fart jokes.
 * 27) *Aaron Mitchell and Dash Parr downright hate each other for no reason other than thinking they’re knockoffs, they even get in a Death Battle-like fight at one point.
 * 28) *Goh became even more hot-blooded than he was despite being calmer in Journeys. To prove this to you, there's this one scene where he got mad at Dawn for saying that he takes the Emoji Movie too seriously and attempted to murder Gene which is a big no-no. Despite this, Goh throughout the film can also be pretty likable especially later on.
 * 29) *Patrick Star became much more brain dead than he already was. He jumps too much to conclusions, can be a jerk, and often annoys people a lot (especially in scenes where he joins SpongeBob like the scene where he and Patrick annoy Squidward in some scenes). Patrick seems to care more about his ice cream dilemma that even Mario of all characters called him out despite the latter being a hypocrite. Heck, Patrick even used Nessa's money to buy a pizza stuffed inside a turkey deep-fried and dipped in chocolate. He's got one of the worst flanderizations here.
 * 30) *Mr. Krabs became obsessed with money to the point where he gets butthurt if someone spends his money on important things regardless of how important some things are. Heck, he at one point tried to steal money from a bank due to his plan yet he acted as if nothing happened and he doesn’t get arrested.
 * 31) *Mike Wazowski often screams a lot which is more annoying than funny.
 * 32) *Donkey Kong became a lady's man who loves coconut cream pie and is incredibly incompetent. And yes he does talk much like in the ‘’Donkey Kong Country’’ cartoon series.
 * 33) *Dixie Kong became an idiot Houdini who keeps talking about her pets.
 * 34) *Cranky Kong became a butthurt primate who keeps complaining about how he used to be the original ‘’Donkey Kong’’
 * 35) *Donald does nothing worth in the movie as he became a crazy Oregon Ducks fanboy and even neglected his own nephews for a freaking sports game.
 * 36) *The Among Us Crewmates became useless comic reliefs that barely do anything to contribute to the plot. They only do a bunch of Among Us jokes and references. They also speak via text-to-voice dialogue which is just pure laziness.
 * 37) *Though not completely slenderized, Lamb Chop became annoying.
 * 38) *Miss Piggy became a big simp to Kermit. While it’s true that Miss Piggy does have a crush on Kermit, her portrayal in this movie isn’t even funny, to begin with, and instead, she comes across as annoying to the point where we're expected to sympathize with her. What’s sad is that she’s the only flanderized Muppet.
 * 39) *Red became even more of a hothead than he was in both Angry Birds movies to the point of being unlikeable. He's racist towards the pigs and can't stop hating pigs altogether. At one point, he tried to raid a pig pen just because it had pigs in them.
 * 40) *Anne Boonchuy became a Generation Z stereotype.
 * 41) *Jimmy Neutron became a generic know it who is egotistical
 * 42) *Hugh Newtron may still be hilarious, but sometimes he can be annoying to the point that you want him to shut up.
 * 43) *Bugs Bunny became a gary stu who is incredibly overpowered. However, he's still somewhat likable.
 * 44) *Shaggy became a show-off who thinks he can beat almost everyone else to the point that you wish he didn't get flanderized. He actually thinks that he has superpowers similar to his "Ultra Instinct Shaggy" meme counterpart and has gone to the point of attempting to survive some dangers to the point where it feels like he's teaching kids survival in a bad way. He gets called out a lot due to his dumb actions.
 * 45) *Scrat for some reason talks in this movie despite being mute.
 * 46) *The Simpson family became much more dysfunctional to the point of becoming unlikeable. Homer now pretty much became a drama king who is more annoying than funny, Marge became a massive moral guardian who fights with Homer a lot to the point where Homer and Marge even attempted to kill each other in a Super Smash Bros-like fight, Bart became a nostalgiatard who wants to bring back the Bartmania craze of the 90s, and Lisa became a careless girl who acts like a big smart alec.
 * 47) *The Griffin Family is no better. Peter became a crazy mean spirited dad who keeps rejecting or attempting to ditch his family, especially Meg and Lois. Heck Peter didn't even care much about the situation of the missing female characters who were gone missing and even went bonkers over some girls who are younger than him. Lois became a mary sue who attempts to be better than Peter only she did worse things, Meg is much more of a big butt monkey than she was in seasons 8-14 of the show she comes from that even Ryuji Sakamoto said "And I thought I was the one who gets abused a lot until she came along" with Sid the Sloth agreeing with him. Chris only exists for filler, Stewie became a Rugrats fanboy that he literally chose his Rugrats merchandise over his family. The worst one of all is Brian Griffin who has the worst of the Griffins. Brian became a bigger atheist stereotype than he already was since season 8 of the show he comes from to the point where even better atheists hate him.
 * 48) *Katara became a useless waterbender that she makes Dan Hibiki from ‘’Street Fighter’’ look tough compared to him though she's still kinda likable yet every time she does waterbending it takes forever to do so. Sokka also suffers from flanderization as he's now a serious teenager who dislikes his personality from the show he comes from.
 * 49) *Waluigi does nothing worth in the movie as he tries to become a game developer who wants to make his own Super Smash Bros game just to add himself to the game thus causing a lot of disastrous results.
 * 50) *Pac-Man (the original version and not the ‘’Ghostly Adventures’’ version) became a butthole who has a hateboner to ‘’Ghostly Adventures’’ as well as ‘’AtGames’’ to the point of bombing ‘’AtGames’’. Sure, he does have a point about ‘’AtGames’’ owning Ms. Pac-Man and Jr. Pac-Man, but it has gone to the point where he got Pac-Mom and Pac-Buddy hospitalized despite not doing anything wrong. Heck, he doesn’t get punished for his actions.
 * 51) *Anya became a generic mary sue yet she is still somewhat likable.
 * 52) *Almost All of the ENTIRE Loud siblings (except Lily and Lincoln) are flanderized beyond belief. Lisa became a science nut job who is discriminates those who believe in religions similar to Brian Griffin only different and hypocritically while also ignoring bad things that happen to others, Lana became nearly as vain as Prince Charming from Shrek albeit not evil, Lana became much more unhygienic than she was in the show and has a big hateboner towards the Lana from ‘’Pokemon’’, Lucy became a generic edgelord, Lynn became an overcompetitive jackass who always wants to go first, Luan Loud became a prankster who keeps pranking on others to the point of feeling no remorse yet we have to sympathise her and she makes some deadly pranks that nearly got others killed yet she has the worst flanderization of the Louds, Luna became a rock elitist, Leni became even more forgetful than she was usually to the point of having to be constantly reminded about the simplest of the things and her bawls are REALLY annoying, and Lori became an overruling dictator wannabe who thinks she has the authority to shut anyone up even those who are much older than her and a big drama queen.
 * 53) *Angelica Pickles is even more of a jerkass than she was in ‘’Rugrats’’. You see, she attempted to sacrifice the babies just to save herself from Dr. Cortex incinerating her albeit the babies were rescued and survived. Plus, Angelica demonizes Justin Bieber like he’s evil even though Bieber did a lot of controversial stuff and she is right yet she took it too far.
 * 54) *Nicole Watterson became a "Office Mom" stereotype, as she hates when people interrupt her job, as even going as far to beat them up at one point. She is also obsessed with memes.
 * 55) *Alisa Bosconovitch became a whiny spoiled brat who wouldn't stop complaining and stuff, as she even complains over the most stupidest stuff, like the toilet seat being hot and the floor being wet. What?!
 * 56) *Ireland from Art's Animations is portrayed as an idiot who is stereotypical and adores beer even more.
 * 57) *Lili De Rochefort became really useless.
 * 58) *Asuka Kazama is now a stereotype of a modern teenage girl who does cringeworthy Internet trends.
 * 59) *Felicia became a toxic fangirl who is obsessed with modern Pop Music.
 * 60) *Paula Jones-Polestar became a exaggerated girl who wouldn't stop yelling, as she is really crazy. She is also obsessed with Junior Eurovision and Hyper-pop Music, for some reason.
 * 61) *We would like to talk more about pretty much every character flanderized, but it is so long of a list that you would have to go to TV Tropes to find the flanderized characters.
 * 62) For some reason there’s NFT promotion in this movie. Before the film started there was a collaboration between this movie and Yacht Club where they promote free NFTs for those who got to see the movie on launch day. The promotion received so much backlash that it was canceled thereafter. It may be gone but the damage was already done.
 * 63) The story at times can be easily predicted that even a kid can easily guess what is gonna happen next. While sometimes some good movies can be predictable, this movie is done in the opposite. Even though it’s predictable it can also be incredibly inconsistent and wild that you wonder what kind of content the writers are putting or if the writers were only doing it for the money.
 * 64) For some reason, the All Engines Go equivalent of Thomas is voiced by Casey Mongillo instead of Meesha Contreras. What’s worse is that they didn’t add the original Thomas and instead went with the infamous AEG version of Thomas.
 * 65) Mario’s portrayal can be annoying in the film. Every time Mario speaks normally it’s Charles Martinet voicing Mario but when Mario acts up as if he was an actor (like if he gets too dramatic, too casual, or angry), he talks like Chris Pratt and it will get on your nerves fast. Even Luigi slapped Mario for speaking like the latter. Ironically enough, Luigi doesn't appear to speak like Charlie Day in some scenes yet it's never explained how Mario can easily alternate his voice from Charlies to Chris.
 * 66) In a blatant attempt to cash in on the Ugly Sonic scene from Chip N Dale, the film contains the 1993 Mario film’s incarnation of Luigi, albeit called Loser Luigi, complete with John Leguizamo reprising his role. There’s even another scene where the ‘’Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul’’ version of Rodrick appears in the film as Edgy Rodrick complete with Charlie Wright reprising his role.
 * 67) *Same can be said about a cameo for Jared Leto himself due to his role as Dr. Michael Morbius which could be a nod to Paul Rudd’s cameo in ‘’Chip N Dale’’. And yes he does say “It’s Morbin Time”.
 * 68) *Similar enough, the Ghostly Adventures version of Pac-Man makes a cameo similar to the Ugly Sonic cameo only renamed as Pathetic Pac-Man complete with Erica Mendez reprising her voice role as the character (at least from the game and not the show). Even the ghosts from the already mentioned show appear too alongside Pac with their names and VAs being this
 * 69) **Bampot Blinky - Lucien Dodge
 * 70) **Invaild Inky - Bryce Pappenbrook
 * 71) **Payaso Pinky - Julie Maddalena
 * 72) **Chubby Clyde - Orion Acaba
 * 73) Tommy's relationship with Miriam feels forced albeit it can also be cute at times. It also does not make sense because both are from different series. It has gone to the point where Mei threatened to kill Tommy.
 * 74) Almost unfunny humor that is so horrendous that it’s hard to laugh at. Some humor can range from being just annoying (like when Wario literally sings “Beans the musical fruit” in an unfunny manner), stale as a moldy piece of bread (like when Bugs Bunny saying gibberish with a group of Inklings while doing his ritual), gross (like when Ren gets a wooden plank and violently hit Max from Sam and Max in the crudest manner albeit Max survives), or being desperate to being hip with the kids (like the scene where Jeffy became obsessed with Fortnite).
 * 75) Lots of product placement that can be comparable to the live-action ‘’Smurfs’’ movies like McDonalds, Chuck E. Cheese, Ford, Spotify, Pandora, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, Nintendo, Tesla, MrBeast Burger, YouTube, Sony, Pixar, Disney, Acura, Wal-Mart, Dave and Busters, Strike + Reel, Buick, Chevrolet, Cadillac, Dodge, Domino’s, Round 1, Fiat, Warner Bros., Honda, Hummer, Infinity, Jeep, Harley Davidson, Sega, Bandai Namco, Capcom, Microsoft, Arc System Works, SNK, Atlus, Spike Chunsoft, Paramount, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, The Main Event, Peter Piper Pizza, Universal, Kellogs, General Mills, Subway, there’s so much to mention there.
 * 76) There’s way too much filler there that the story often goes off rails in such a bad manner. A lot of scenes do nothing to contribute to the plot other than shoehorn cameos and jokes. These include but are not limited to.
 * 77) *Tigger made a YTP about The Muppet Show and even attempted to turn this film into a YTP (the ending credits depicted him wanting to turn this film into a YTP someday only for Woody to appear saying “The show’s over”).
 * 78) *The scene where Wario takes Tommy and John to Bob’s Burgers from the show of the same name where the 3 eat hamburgers and you can see other characters eating at the same restaurant like The Belcher Family, Carl Wheezer, Steven Universe, Wimpy, Peter B. Parker, Shaggy, Nurse Joy, and of all cameos Donald Trump himself.
 * 79) *Manny, Diego, and Sid attempting to create their own animation studio akin to Blue Sky Studios only it’s owned by Paramount. The sub plot never goes anywhere after they failed.
 * 80) *Red’s speech about him wanting to take over Piggy Island. Also did Red forget that he made a peace treaty with the pigs in ‘’Angry Birds 2’’ yet he had to blame them for the missing female characters.
 * 81) *Mei Lee slapping Mr. Enter (just like the Chris Rock and Will Smith controversy) just because he compared the movie she came from to 9/11. Though Mei has a point about Mr. Enter’s review.
 * 82) *Luca and Alberto are on a quest to save the turtles (as in the animals)
 * 83) *Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin went on a diet after Marge and Lois got mad at them for eating lots of donuts and drinking lots of beer.
 * 84) *Banjo and Kazooie going to Microsoft asking the devs if he can make a new Banjo game only for him to get kicked out despite Banjo being owned by Microsoft. Heck, Steve got kicked out too just because he wanted to go to Microsoft and make a Minecraft RPG. Banjo and Steve did nothing wrong.
 * 85) *Cuphead going to church
 * 86) *Yogi Bear eating the characters from Jelly Jamm thinking that the characters are made of jelly. It has gone to the point where Boo Boo smacked Yogi so hard that the latter vomited the characters after Boo Boo hit Yogi in the back really hard.
 * 87) *John going on a rampage because he found out that ‘’Cars’’ lost the Oscar and then proceeds to attack Mumble leaving him hospitalized albeit he magically survives when Winsome Witch gives him a spell to heal.
 * 88) *Shaggy attempted to beat Goku (and later Tanjiro, Deku, Luffy, Naruto, Gon, and Jotaro in different scenes) to the point where Shaggy got exhausted from fighting them. Even Fred complained about Shaggy being a showoff
 * 89) *The ‘’VeggieTales’’ cast takes over Westboro Baptist Church thus turning it into a ‘’VeggieTales’’ Funland
 * 90) *Mario fixing a toaster with Bob the Builder.
 * 91) *Mickey Mouse eating cheese and ketchup with a Pikachu.
 * 92) *Aaron Mitchell and Dash Parr have a rivalry, same with Abby Posey and Abby Park.
 * 93) *Wario on a quest for more treasure that he ended up raiding Scrooge McDuck’s money pool and forced Scrooge to do a money war.
 * 94) *Jabberjaw ranting about sharks being victims of cancel culture.
 * 95) *Pepe Le Pew going on a rant on why he got removed in ‘’Space Jam: A New Legacy’’ (though we can admit that the movie is bad).
 * 96) *Larry the Cucumber going to U.A. High from MHA just because of his Larryboy persona. The same can be said about Steven Universe, Danny Phantom, Kid Cosmic, Jo, and Mei Lee going there as well.
 * 97) Despite not being a musical, there is a truckload of musical numbers that have nothing to do with the plot and only exist just to give characters other things to do. For instance, the infamous musical number where Cuphead and Mugman sing a rap song which can get on your nerves fast.
 * 98) *There’s a Silly Songs with Larry segment shoehorned into the movie and it’s about mysteries. While it’s funny, it’s also out of place because this is a crossover movie and not a ‘’VeggieTales’’ movie.
 * 99) *Dr. Eggman’s musical number. It’s kinda cringey at first until Sonic and Tails battle Eggman in a beat-to-beat song. Though this is a song so bad it’s good.
 * 100) *King Dice sings a parody of How Bad Can I Be from The Lorax
 * 101) *Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin get so drunk that they sing a song about their friendship after ditching Marge and Louis.
 * 102) *The scene where the characters from ‘’Chicken Little’’ sing a cover of Nobody Like U from ‘’Turning Red’’
 * 103) *Sid the Sloth has a dream sequence of being a camp instructor for the kids to the point of singing about it.
 * 104) *And who could not forget that rap number with Garnet. To be fair, her rap number is kinda cool compared to the Cuphead and Mugman rap.
 * 105) Sometimes it tries way too hard to be hip with the kids like the social media references and when the characters say slang sometimes much like ‘’The Emoji Movie’’ and Space Jam: A New Legacy. Heck, there are a lot of memes shoved into the point where it’s almost as bad as Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul. Some meme scenes are included.
 * 106) *Some characters say stuff like “Zoombombed”, “lit”, “yo mama”, “ROFL” “GOAT”, “Salty”, “Snatched”, “Dope”, “Fire”, “Bae”, “Bruh”, “Cap”, “Karen”, “Noob”, “Sus”, “Crashy”, “Hangry”, and even the word “Smash” which is inappropriate for its target audience.
 * 107) *The Loud siblings dance the Torture Dance song from ‘’JoJo’’ during the scene where they dance in front of the defeated Teen Titans from ‘’TTG’’ during a restaurant fight.
 * 108) *Dr. Eggman saying "Snooping as usual I see"
 * 109) *Bugs Bunny briefly transforms into Big Chungus in several scenes just to mock certain characters including Dr. Eggman.
 * 110) *The infamous dialogue where Dr. Eggman says to Dawn after capturing her “It’s Morbin Time or maybe it’s Eggin Time”!
 * 111) *The post-credits scene had John and Tommy sing Never Gonna Give You Up which is a nod to the Rickroll scene from ‘’Ralph Breaks the Internet’’. Unlike that film, this credits scene is downright cringey.
 * 112) *Too many air horns and MLG references that look outdated.
 * 113) *Knuckles telling Eggman “You do not know the way”.
 * 114) *The scene where Steven Universe and Amethyst were watching a ‘’Doggis’’ commercial only for Peridot yelling “NO GOD PLEASE NO”.
 * 115) *Ness committing PK Fire arson
 * 116) *Anya playing the kazoo similar to the kid from ‘’You on Kazoo’’ and yes that’s a meme reference.
 * 117) *Wario tells Sausage Man “You want fun. Wario show you fun” in the final battle scene.
 * 118) *Rigby and Mordecai getting V-Bucks and causing a V-Bucks shortage.
 * 119) *Daffy telling Haru Okumura “you got any grapes” which is a reference to ‘’The Duck Song’’
 * 120) *While disguising as the FBI, Bugs Bunny tells Eggman “FBI OPEN UP”
 * 121) *When Dr. Cortex notices that the Rescue Squad is coming, he says “KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM”.
 * 122) *Jeffy saying that a “vibe shift” is coming.
 * 123) *Mr. Krabs’ nephews doing the coffin dance.
 * 124) *Shadow saying “Where’s the DAMN piece of evidence” is a nod to the ‘’Shadow the Hedgehog’’ game.
 * 125) *Donkey Kong briefly sings “I shower you with coconut cream pie”
 * 126) *Dixie’s eyes briefly grow as a nod to the ‘’Donkey Kong Country’’ cartoon.
 * 127) *Elmo makes a dumb cameo alongside Zoey and all they are talking about is Rocco. It’s gone to the point where a freaking choir starts singing “We Don’t Talk About Rocco” which is a parody of We Don’t Talk About Bruno from Encanto.
 * 128) *The two buttons meme appears in both a red and blue button. It was made to cash in on the buttons memes.
 * 129) *A doge appears as Tommy’s pet dog. And yes Doge talks.
 * 130) *A scene where Jimmy Neutron plays Wordle.
 * 131) *Bob the Tomato saying “My brother in Christ, Eggman sure does act pretty incompetent”.
 * 132) The target audience is uncertain. It’s marketed as a family-friendly PG yet there are moments that feel more like PG-13 in an inconsistent matter. To prove this to you, some characters cuss even though it’s not too much and it’s bleeped which makes the viewers think that the character is saying a not-so PG-friendly words like “fuck” and “shit” which is just so questionable almost in the same level as ‘’Fun Size’’ only censored. No wonder the film is rated PG in such an inconsistent manner.
 * 133) The film is unnecessarily too long. It’s so long that you wish that the stupidity ended. Sometimes long films can work like the original ‘’Star Wars’’ trilogy, ‘’The Irishman’’, ‘’The Wolf on Wall Street’’, ‘’Gandhi’’, “Once Upon A Time In America’’, etc., this movie just feels like an eternity due to its sheer stupidity and its inconsistently zany pacing.
 * 134) Most of the live-action human cast is basically just bland characters that you can easily forget about. They don’t really do much other than to be present via plot device or just to make a cameo. These included Donald Trump, LeBron James, PewDiePie, Ninja, Shaq, Cherami Leigh, Michael Jordan, John Cena, John Leguizamo, Keegan Michael Key, Elon Musk, Jordan Peele, James Rolfe, Gordon Ramsay, Joe Biden, Jack Black, Justin Bieber, Danny DeVito, just to name a few.
 * 135) Fight scenes are indeed breathtaking yet sometimes they feel kinda long.
 * 136) ’’’Tons’’’ of plotholes:
 * 137) *When The Bad Guys attempted to hijack Dr. Eggman’s lab, Mr. Shark attempts to steal Eggman’s formula while the rest raided the lab. When they got out, Mr. Shark in a later scene said “Who even is Eggman” as if he had short-term memory. Did he not listen or was he used to call Eggman Robotnik?
 * 138) *When Knuckles was making chocolate cake, he said “what is chocolate” even though Knuckles in an earlier scene was drinking a milkshake that looked like a ‘’’chocolate’’’ one as well as another scene where Knuckles went to a gas station and bought treats for everyone with a select few of the treats being some chocolate ones!
 * 139) *The movie has certain deceased characters like Sayaka Maizono, Leon Kuwata, Chihiro Fujijaki, Mondo Owada, Hifumi Yamada, Celestia Ludenberg, Prince Charming from ‘’Shrek’’, a group of Dodo Birds from ‘’Ice Age’’, Master Oogway, Doc Hudson, etc. alive yet certain characters like Mufasa, Junko Enoshima, Eduardo Perez, Edna Krabapell, Turbo/King Candy, Captain Gutt, Doc Hudson, The Fairy Godmother from ‘’Shrek’’, etc. are nowhere to be seen.
 * 140) *When Gru freezes Dr. Eggman with his freeze ray, Eggman is frozen yet in another scene, Eggman easily comes back without explanation.
 * 141) *When Homer was seen eating a glazed donut, he eats it thinking that it’s a real glazed donut when he didn’t realize that the donut had meth in it yet homer doesn’t seem to have side effects from the donut. When he did tho, he manage to survive it despite meth being able to harm your brain and body.
 * 142) *Certain characters like Steven from Steven Universe can age since his appearance in the movie is based on his ‘’Steven Universe Future’’ counterpart yet certain characters like Aang in this movie don’t appear to be his typical ‘’Last Airbender’’ design and not his ‘’Korra’’ design or the Rugrats characters are still young and they didn’t use their ‘’All Grown Up’’ counterparts.
 * 143) *When Nigel Thornberry was hiding in a log cabin, a fire broke out due to Jeffy’s plans. Nigel was only protecting Iris who was nearly getting kidnapped. Eggman burned up the cabin Nigel was hiding from and he and Iris were caught on fire. In one scene, Iris and Nigel appear to not have any burns as if they were immortal and instead they don’t have any burns so how did they easily survive without getting burned. It can make kids think they can’t get burned.
 * 144) *For some reason Eliza Thornberry can talk to certain animals (except for some like Scrat from Ice Age who legit talks there) who don’t talk normally yet she can’t talk to Pokemon. Sure Pokemon are not animals but it gets even more questionable when Shaman Mnyambo didn’t even know the existence of Pokemon. Heck, Eliza can’t even talk to other fictional species as well such as Yoshis, Appa the flying bison, Momo the winged lemur, the Minions from ‘’Despicable Me’’ (even though this movie sometimes makes them briefly say words), Fall Guys, etc.
 * 145) *How can the Rugrats babies communicate with older non-babies when they are babies!
 * 146) *How can the Among Us Crewmates vent when they are not specified to be either impostors or engineers. The movie doesn’t explain and if they did, they probs are engineers.
 * 147) *When John and Tommy spoke to Lisa about Janey, Lisa didn’t bother to talk about what happened to her as if Lisa forgot so how can Lisa easily forget her best friend for some reason. It’s as if Lisa started to have some grudges.
 * 148) *How did Arnold Schwarzenegger become president of the United States. Yes, it was just a cameo but there are no reasons.
 * 149) *Marge is such a hypocrite. She didn’t want the Rescue Squad to fly to Eggman’s lair yet in a later scene she didn’t get mad at the squad for using aircraft. Does Marge forget easily!?!?!
 * 150) *When Eggman talks about how he destroyed the moon once, the moon appears in one piece without any damage and there is no way the moon was able to fix itself.
 * 151) *None of the Toys from ‘’Toy Story’’ complain about having to come to life around humans or human-like characters. You see, the toys stop moving when they spot a human in the film series yet the movie doesn’t bother it as if the toys can do whatever they want without explanation.
 * 152) *Shadow the Hedgehog appears working for G.U.N. despite being the same guys who attempted to kill Shadow.
 * 153) *How can some characters who are mute like Scrat and Doge talk.
 * 154) The film often claims to make fun of the film industry for its decisions yet this film appears to encourage it. To prove this to you, Bugs was concerned about having this many fictional characters in the film and criticizes ‘’Space Jam: A New Legacy’’ for the problem yet Daffy gets mad a Bugs for criticizing the said film and called people who hated the film an insult that is so offensive that it’s best not to mention it and only for you to find out.
 * 155) *There’s another scene where Manny said “Don’t we have too many Ice Age films” only for Sid, Crash, and Eddie to make a cheaply made version of an Ice Age movie and managed to sweep the audience.
 * 156) *The scene where Rex, Chip, Dale, and Nia were forced to watch a bad movie with Jeffy from SML at night. While Rex went to go get a snack during the film, he realized that Nia got kidnapped during the torture of the bad film which resulted in Rex alongside Chip and Dale having a brawl with Jeffy. Basically, Jeffy can’t handle any opinions on certain movies.
 * 157) *Overall these scenes could have potential yet thanks to the film itself being bad as it’s wasted.
 * 158) The movie implies that the film takes place in the same universe as ‘’Who Framed Roger Rabbit’’ or ‘’Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers’’ which is abysmal since there are no mentions of certain events like Sweet Pete and his gang or Judge Doom. At least the latter film mentioned a few things like The Dip.
 * 159) The infamous scene where the characters Jeffy zoombomed Tommy’s and John’s school session when they were in class is just cringey. It also seems like that this scene says that it’s okay to Zoombomb when it’s not even though Jeffy is a villain
 * 160) This movie has original characters who are stupidly written.
 * 161) *Sausage Man is a pathetic character who only says “MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. He’s depicted as a villain who wears a big black coat. He was wearing a disturbing mask, a large rubber cow head covered in tomato sauce (it looked more like blood), and with fake staring eyes. Outside of his coat, the man was shirtless and had a pentagram scarred on his chest. He also wore a bunch of bloody cow hooves around his neck. He’s a useless villain who is basically equivalent to a generic I’m gonna kill you, villain.
 * 162) *The French Garbage Man is a pointless character who works for the Rescue Squad. All he does is spread garbage everywhere. He’s also a French stereotype.
 * 163) *Gumbly Simpson is a pointless addition to The Simpson family. Even the rest of the Simpson family denied that he used to be part of the family. He’s basically a jump-the-shark character of the family who doesn’t have any clear personality.
 * 164) *Scripulous Fingore is a pointless character just like Gumbly. He’s supposed to be a sympathetic character yet he is annoying.
 * 165) *The Cheese Headed Bean Boy is a pointless character who only appears in certain scenes and most of his gags involve him saying "Hi, I'm the cheese headed bean boy".
 * 166) *Scrimblo Bimblo was already a bad character, to begin with. If his appearance from Ice Age: Dimensional Disaster was bad enough. Think again!
 * 167) Out of all the characters in the movie. Cool Cat who happens to be one of the worst characters in film history makes an appearance and he’s basically just as ridiculous as he was in the films. Cool Cat is basically a dumber cat who has no purpose in the story other than to get Derek Savage some money and for him to teach kids albeit in a bad way. He’s not even funny, to begin with.
 * 168) Sometimes this film has the nerve to shove in Hugh Newtron in certain scenes thus resulting in him hijacking some scenes. You can pretty much tell how annoying it can become. Plus, if you thought Playing with Fire shoved in Keegan a lot, you can look further to this movie.
 * 169) It has been revealed that the filmmakers were making a ruckus at the film production at paramount. They caused a lot of meddling, harassment, and a lot of bad things. They are the reason why this film failed.
 * 170) The film refuses to take any criticism. You see, the filmmakers bribed the critics for money to the point where Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic, and IMDB had to rework the review page for the said film. Heck, one of the crews who worked on the film harassed people on Twitter for valid criticism. Not only that, but the film at one point takes jabs at critics who are too “harsh” on certain bad movies.
 * 171) In select theaters, Wario hosts a microgame segment during the film in one scene. While this does sound like a good idea on paper, it’s also really awkward at the same time because you have to pay extra to play the microgames (albeit affordable). Plus, what do microgames have to do with this movie when this is not a ‘’WarioWare’’ event. This can also be hypocritical because it allows moviegoers to play the microgames on their phones of all things.
 * 172) At one point, there was a scene where it’s a dramatic scene yet it gets interrupted by an advertisement for Applebees for some reason. Yes, we are not kidding, Applebees decided to pitch in and promote the restaurant during a movie!
 * 173) The Duolingo Owl has threats that are either laughably bad or just ridiculous. What does he have to do with the plot?
 * 174) Despite Dr. Eggman being the main villain, the film has a tendency to switch between Dr. Cortex, The Flying Dutchman, Jeffy, and Mr. Greene (yes the same guy from Norm of the North and he’s by far the WORST villain in the movie that he barely did anything), Chandler McCann, Prince Charming (Shrek), Keith Kepler, Hans (the character from Frozen), Rob from Gumball, Azula, King Dice from Cuphead, Mr. Burns, and Giovanni.
 * 175) For some reason Paramount had the guts to re-release the film in theaters due to its meme following similar to what Sony did to Morbius. What’s worse is that the writers want to make a sequel or a spin-off of this movie if they have an idea only for meme culture reasons.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Elon Musk makes a cameo there and he dresses up like Wario for some reason which is a nod to ‘’Saturday Night Live’’.
 * 2) They are some funny scenes here and there.
 * 3) *A chuckle-worthy scene where Tommy thinks Makoto Naegi is his long-lost-brother after meeting him.
 * 4) *The scene where King Dedede complains about how inconsistent his character design can be is pretty funny.
 * 5) *The Big Chungus scene is pretty funny despite meme pandering.
 * 6) *The film had a scene where The VeggieTales characters raided Westboro baptist church and got really upset over a podcast.
 * 7) *The scene where the characters raided a Peppa Pig party was pretty funny.
 * 8) Even though a lot of characters are unlikeable or flanderized, some are still likable like Sonic the Hedgehog, Shrek, Makoto Naeji, Kyoko Kirigiri, Shadow the Hedgehog, Fiona, Ash, Jimmy Neutron, the movie versions of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles, The Crystal Gems, SpongeBob, Sandy Cheeks, Krusty the Clown, Mr. Fox, Chuck, Bomb, Matilda, The Blues, The Pigs from ‘’Angry Birds’’, Bugs Bunny, Chef Pee Pee, Rex, Nia, Tora, Poppi, Zeke, Morag, Jackie Chu, Brooklyn T. Guy, King Strongbottom, Loid, Yor, Charleyyy, Doofy the Dragon, Carlos Carlito Bitterman Junior, etc.
 * 9) *Mr. Goodman returns to being a likable character after being flanderized in newer SML videos
 * 10) The live-action cast may be bland, but at least they are not flanderized and instead are pretty likable or at least decent at best.
 * 11) The scene where the toy version of Buzz Lightyear meets the ‘’Lightyear’’ counterpart of Buzz Lightyear looks cool.
 * 12) *The same can be said about a scene where Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles meet their movie counterparts only for Sonic to smack talk about how Tails and Knuckels were flanderized compared to the movie counterparts of Tails and Knuckels. Movie Tails is voiced by Alicyn Packard while Idris Elba reprises his role as Knuckles. As always Ben Schwartz voices Sonic.
 * 13) Some of the dialogue can either be cool or funny in a way like when Eggman says “You know what they say, the more the merrier”.
 * 14) The animation for the fictional characters are cool since it combines 2D, CGI, puppetry, stop motion, you name it.
 * 15) Good voice acting for the animated characters as well as good acting for the live-action characters. A lot of the VAs of their respective characters get to return to voice their characters.
 * 16) *This is the first time certain characters do get legit voice acting like with Peppino and The Noise from ‘’Pizza Tower’’.
 * 17) It’s really cool to have all of Ash’s companions play a big role in the movie which could serve as a love letter.
 * 18) Sometimes it does have some emotional moments like when Dawn nearly goes through Eggman’s torture sequence and managed to escape nearly.
 * 19) A lot of the fight scenes are either awesome or breathtaking regardless if some were long. Heck, the final battle has got to be by far the best and most emotional battle there is.
 * 20) Amazing soundtrack.

Reception
Upon release, the film has gotten really negative reviews with a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes and a “generally unfavorable reviews” on Metacritic. The film was criticized for its tone, humor, story, and flanderizations of the characters and it has been known to be one of the worst movies in the ‘’Nickelodeon Movies’’ lineup next to The Last Airbender, Fun Size, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014), and Playing with Fire. Despite this, however, it became a hit at the box office due to its cult following. The second time it got released it still became a success but not as much as the first time around.

It won some awards at the Golden Raspberry Awards for Worst Director and Worst Screen Combo. It was nominated for Worst Picture but that award was given to “The Amber Herd Story” (a fake documentary movie about Amber Herd which is just propaganda).

Trivia

 * CD-I Mario and Luigi were originally going to be in the movie with either Marc Graue returning to voice the characters (at least Mario) or UberDuck or at least good impersonators to voice them. They were scrapped for unknown reasons. The same can be said about CD-I Link and Zelda appearing too.
 * It spawned a lot of memes like the Dr. Eggman musical number scene and the Loser Luigi scene.
 * Before Eggman was decided as the villain, there were other choices that were considered yet removed for unknown reasons.
 * An earlier concept art/storyboard had Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa as a villain yet she was scrapped.
 * There were plans for having Porky Minch from Mother/Earthbound as a main villain yet he was scrapped.
 * There were plans for bringing back Sweet Pete/Peter Pan from Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers
 * Azula from Avatar was also considered as a potential main villain and she almost made it before being replaced by Eggman. She still appears tho.
 * Leaks suggested that an adult version of Caillou was going to be the main villain of the film much like the adult version of Peter Pan from Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers.