Blog:The perfect crossover

I just came up with the perfect crossover; one between Plan 9 from Outer Space, Manos: The Hands of Fate, and The Room. The Old Man (Plan 9), The Master (Manos), and Vampire Johnny (The Room) all work together to try to take over the universe. All the while, the humans and Santa Claus (from Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny) are in their most difficult time, as they must stop them before their quest is complete. The aliens also help the three villain protagonists. This film will not only be the ultimate battle between good and evil, but it’s also the ultimate blend of so-bad-it’s-good cinema.

Cast

 * Unknown as The Old Man
 * Unknown as The Master
 * Tommy Wiseau as Vampire Johnny
 * Unknown as Eros
 * Unknown as The Ruler
 * Unknown as Santa Claus
 * Unknown as Jeff Trent
 * Unknown as Paula Trent
 * Unknown as Gen. Roberts
 * Unknown as Vampire Girl
 * Unknown as Michael
 * Unknown as Maggie
 * Unknown as Debbie
 * Unknown as Torgo
 * Greg Sestero as Mark
 * Juliette Danielle as Lisa
 * Philip Haldiman as Denny
 * Unknown as President Butters
 * Unknown as a Criswell-esque narrator