Blog:Aladdin 5: The Divorce (FAKE)

Aladdin 5 is a hated sequel of Aladdin 4 Jafar may need glasses. It was released in 7239 by you guessed it Troy Bobber

Plot
Jasmine started getting mad how Aladdin doesn't give her wishes so she divorces him and marries Genie who makes her life better meanwhile Aladdin's life gets worse as he's a street rat again.

Cast

 * Troy Bobber as everyone

Crew

 * Troy Bobber did everything

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Jasmine is the most unlikeable character in the movie and that's saying something as 99.99% of the characters are extremely unlikeable as she divorces Aladdin just to marry the genie for wishes granted nothing's wrong of divorcing but doing it for wishes or money or stuff like that is and when the judge doesn't let the divorce work because of silly reasons she threats to kill him we're not kidding
 * 2) The genie is also unlikeable as he doesn't support any ideas Aladdin does doesn't care about Aladdin being sad and wants to have well you know what with Jasmine but she's only 15 so she's underaged.
 * 3) Continuity mistake Jafar now has no glasses but he did last movie what makes this worse is the last movie was also made by Troy Bobber only 5 years ago.
 * 4) Speaking of Jafar he's still unlikeable as the last film he's a coward and spoiler alert he still is but much more of a coward.
 * 5) The movie is a 5 cent budget.
 * 6) The voices again Troy used nails on chalkboards.
 * 7) Random pauses of voices and animation!
 * 8) The scene where Aladdin sits on the sidewalk is pure filler what makes this worse is it's 5 minutes out of the 98 minutes with no animation change or sound
 * 9) Like Aladdin 4: Jafar may need glasses, it uses many tech that didn't exist until thousands of years after the movie takes place.
 * 10) Horrible ending, Jasmine walks to Aladdin to tell him to kill himself with a gun that she gives him and he does.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The judge has a reason to make the divorce work and is also likeable.
 * 2) Aladdin is also likeable unlike in Jafar may need glasses. Sadly those two are the only likeable characters.
 * 3) In Aladdin 4: Jafar may need glasses lago was easily the most unlikeable character even if all the characters were unlikeable thankfully he's just a background character.
 * 4) Aladdin, now unlike Jafar may need glasses, now knows about his father's existence even when in Jafar may need glasses many times they see each other well his dad was a background character in both films.

Reception
This movie is by everyone the worst movie to be made 0% in both rotten tomatoes and audience score and sits at a 0/10 on imdb which is impossible as the lowest could be a 1/10 the movie made 31 Billion dollars and 5 cents on a 5 cent budget and Troy Bobber like each film he made knows it's bad and is proud of it because it made a lot of money and is easily the highest grossing movie of all time as number two only made 3 billion dollars which shows he only cares about the money not the quality.