Blog:Starch Brotherhood 100: Ice Cream Sandwich (Fake)

Starch Brotherhood 100: Ice Cream Sandwich (or Starch Brotherhood: Ice Cream Sandwich or just Starch Brotherhood 100) is a 2130 American-Canadian-Russian animated film.

Plot
Belarus gets a Ice Cream Sandwich but he founds out the sandwich was evil.

Why It Sucks
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 * 1) It wasn't screened in advance for critics. Fuck it, we are moving on.
 * 2) The film’s existence makes zero sense whatsoever, the first film, as well as its sequels were already panned by critics and most of the audiences, and it is extremely ridiculous to make 100 sequels to a film that is already panned.
 * 3) The animation is still bad, EVEN AFTER 118 YEARS!
 * 4) Executive meddling: the storyline was originally going to have Belarus getting a sandwich but then leaves it for an adventure alongside Ireland and Latvia, but the original writers died before the film was in development, meaning that they need to get new writers, causing the story to become more paper-thin and loosely written with a lot of comedy in it.
 * 5) The poster is just a screenshot of the Starch Brotherhood hacking into Russia's computer, and it doesn't even have the FUCKIN' title of the movie!
 * 6) *The actual poster is weird and it also has no title of the movie. And how is it even animated?

Redeeming Qualities
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Dialogue from the Film
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Reception
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