Blog:Meet the Blacks (FAKE)

Meet the Blacks is a 2021 American parody film directed by Craig Moss and Michael Tiddes. Similar to past movies, such as Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and Epic Movie, it directs parodies of various films. Although it references many films, TV shows, people and pop cultural events, it focuses mainly on the 2018 film mh:greatestmovies:Black Panther. It was a box office failure and was critically panned by critics and audiences. The film stars Lenny Henry, John Di Domencio and Kim Kardashian.

Plot
Many millennia ago a black morbidly obese man with diabetes crashed into Africa, over time the fat in the ,am greatly enhanced the soil of the lands. Five tribes found the rich soils and a massive amounts of fat in a mountain ready to be mined that can last for thousands of years and began a war over the land until a Shaman ate a heart-shaped herb infused with fat to gain supernatural strength and end the war. Four of the tribes joined the shaman to form a new nation called Wakanda, while the other one, named the Jabari, exiled themselves to the mountains. For countless generations the king of Wakanda has per tradition consumed the Heart Herb and taken the mantle of "Black Panther" to protect Wakanda and their fat.

A black elder inspects three babies. The first, an ugly, talking baby Sonic (mh:greatestmovies:Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)) is abandoned to die for its deformity and not being black; while the second, who has down syndrome, also died for its deformity and not being black. The third, T'Challa (Lenny Henry) who was born from his mother's womb at the hospital, which is accepted as a Black Panther for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training. An adult T"Challa is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh desert, and hunts down a gangsta hippo (mh:greatestmovies:Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa). Returning a Black Panther for his inauguration wearing a hippo skin hat, later on they eat the hippo for dinner, T'Challa had a stomach ache, rush into the bathroom and gave birth to a baby hippo and she ate T'Challa's placenta. T'Challa sees Nakia (Kim Kardashian) erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt.

Years later, T'Challa went to the United States and his stage name was Chadwick Boseman and was in movies like 42, he later on help Iron Man, to defeat Captain America along with Spider-Man who was in love with Elsa, Spider-Man explained to Black Panther that Spidey loves having sex with Elsa every night. Captain America was then defeated and was forced to be gay with Iron Man.

After the events of the war, T'Challa returned home and his father T'Chaka (Frank Mahararajh) was treating him like crap until his death by the QKKKAnon. After T'Chaka's death, T'Challa was force to take the throne and become the new Black Panther prematurely. Nakia insists on staying away from Wakanda to go to African strip clubs, however, T'Challa wants to kiss Nakia, but declines and T'Challa says, "Well excuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"