Blog:King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 7: School Of Sombra (FAKE PARODY FILM)

King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 7: School of Sombra is a low-budget animated film. It is one of many sequels to the infamous King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie.

Plot
One day, Sombra gets a letter in the mail, claiming he never actually got a proper education and as a result, needs to go back to elementary school.

Why This Movie Gets An F-

 * 1) It’s supposedly the 7th film in the franchise, but it was discovered before the sixth installment, “War of the Sombras” which makes no sense.
 * 2) Crappy animation that looks like it was done by a five year old using MS Paint.
 * 3) Awful, cringey voice acting, as always.
 * 4) Terrible audio quality.
 * 5) Sombra acts like a complete brat, and has been flanderized to become even more immature and stupid than he usually is.
 * 6) It doesn’t make sense why Sombra would be sent back to school in the first place.
 * 7) Boring plot which just consists of Sombra going to school.
 * 8) The entire movie is devoted to torturing Sombra and humiliating him, which, while Sombra does deserve it, as a joke it gets very old very fast.
 * 9) The school Sombra is sent to is a human school, despite the fact that Sombra lives in Equestria and humans don’t exist there.
 * 10) The bully characters are one-dimensional stereotypes and have no motivations for their actions. The bullies also make inappropriate jokes, such as making remarks about the size of Sombra’s… “ponyhood,” which is not okay for a family film.
 * 11) Sombra kicks the bullies in their heads in retaliation, causing realistic blood and brains to get everywhere, which is downright gruesome and violent. Sombra’s apparent murdering of the bullies is also never mentioned again.
 * 12) The school children are supposedly elementary schoolers, yet they behave more like high schoolers, which is bizarre.
 * 13) It’s implied Sombra actually rapes the school principal in the bathroom. Keep in mind Sombra is a pony and the principal is a human! Let that sink in.
 * 14) Sombra’s bare butt is shown up close countless times, particularly during the scene where he poops his pants.
 * 15) Not a single one of the characters in this movie is even a little bit likable.
 * 16) The kids at the school swear and drink alcohol despite being, you know, little kids!
 * 17) Sombra has an accident at school, in which photorealistic liquid s**t graphically streams from his anus. And the scene lasts for TEN MINUTES!
 * 18) The school doesn’t teach anyone anything — it seems more like a daycare than an actual school.
 * 19) For Show-and-Tell, Sombra describes how he became “pregnant” with a tapeworm, referencing the disgusting events of the fourth film.
 * 20) The ending is dumb — all that happens is Sombra just walks out of the school when he decides he’s done with it.
 * 21) Sombra is portrayed as being even stupider than usual here, and it’s shown he can’t even recite the entire alphabet.
 * 22) Radiant Hope doesn’t get a major role in this film, and she barely even appears at all.
 * 23) There’s so much filler!
 * 24) The teacher is quite mean-spirited, and she often tells Sombra to shut up even when he isn’t doing anything wrong.
 * 25) Corny jokes and countless poop jokes.
 * 26) It’s one of the boringest movies in the entire franchise, and that says a lot considering how boring most of the previous films are.
 * 27) Princess Jasmine is unlikable she cheats on Genie with King Sombra than it's revealed she cheats on him with a macho man then it turns out she cheats on all her men for a hotter man
 * 28) While it's funny for the bullies to call Sombra "ponyboy" it's beyond annoying and offensive when they call him "n***aboy"

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) It’s funny to see the bullies teasing Sombra and calling him names such as “Ponyboy.”
 * 2) Radiant Hope’s delivery of her line, “Have a nice day at school, your majesty!” is priceless.
 * 3) It is very entertaining to watch Sombra get humiliated by the teacher, even though it gets stale after a while.
 * 4) “Shut up, Sombra! No one cares what you have to say right now!”''
 * 5) “Haha, looks like King Shitbra’s got the runs!”

Trivia

 * The subtitle for the movie was originally going to be “KINGdergarten,” but this was ultimately scrapped.