Blog:The Mikey Moovey (FAKE)

The Mikey Moovey is a shit movie released in 2010, starring Robert Brandon Jr, Ivan Alavaz, Dik Dandelion, John Sol, Jack Borano, Alan Maro, Ryan Climax, and Doyt Hakari as the villain, everyone hated it and burned thousands of DVDs of the movie once it was released to video.

Plot
Once upon a time an artist named Ke$ha released a terrible song named “Tik Tok” (it’s still terrible even today, you just miss those days where you made fun of it as a sober). But the evil overlord forces everyone to listen to it

Why You Should Burn Your DVD of it

 * 1) The animation is just bland pencil drawings on a piece of looseleaf paper. Oh, did I mention the frame rate is 0.2 FPS!!! That is one frame every FIVE SECONDS!!!!!
 * 2) It relies on potty humor for everything, the movie thinks just saying the word “poop” is comedy gold.
 * 3) Bad characters
 * 4) * Mikey and Ivan are exactly the same, Ivan thinks swearing is funny and has a high pitched voice, he also annoys Mikey and randomly ditches and gets angry and him at random times in the movie, and blames it on his sister, he also doesn’t know what the words, “annoying” (which is what he is) and “porn” mean. Mikey always makes fart noises with his hands and is always scared he’ll get in trouble. Other than that, they are exactly the same.
 * 5) * Dik has an annoying voice, presents to be smarter than he actually is, and made a comic “company” called “Basement Comics” and it is portrayed as an evil corporation even though it’s just a rival company for the “company” that made this movie, even though he isn’t the main antagonist,
 * 6) * John easily quits Basement after Mikey and Ivan lie to him about the comics swearing and reveal they don’t have Flip-O-Rama. Which makes him gullible
 * 7) * Alan keeps switching sides with Manchin (yes, it is supposed to be spelled wrong) and Basement Comics, and Ivan is so stupid, he thinks he’s always being good again. Luckily, this is toned down later in the film.
 * 8) * Jack keeps saying the n-word, while that is funny, it can be viewed as racist, especially because he’s not black!!!
 * 9) Having a plot revolve around a song is stupid and feels like propaganda in a way.
 * 10) Oh yes, propaganda, the movie tries to shame Trump voters into suicide, but most suicides instead were because this movie was so terrible.
 * 11) Mikey tries to burn all of the songs discs, which actually got people the idea to burn the DVDs, causing the great big fire of 2010, leaving 69 dead.
 * 12) The idea of a movie like this is dumb, as it was handled better in The Shitty Adventures of TehGamerOne18.
 * 13) The running gags of Alan being a traitor, and Ivan ditching Mikey (and blaming it on his sister) are annoying.
 * 14) Poor attempts at emotional scenes, like when Mikey decides not to be Ivan's friend. (Although he deserved it, this is once again handled better in The Shitty Adventures of TehGamerOne18).
 * 15) Cheap character designs, they are circles with arms and legs and look like a third grader drew them (Hell, a third grader DID draw then)
 * 16) The movie makes Caillou a villain, he’s Doyt's assistant who dies in the middle of the movie (this seems like it was made by a GoAnimater, yes I know they’re called Vyonders now but IDC)
 * 17) The voice acting is mostly bad, especially for the main protagonists.
 * 18) Squidward is treated like shit by Doyt, as he is forced to not just listen to the terrible song Tik Tok, but eat calamari.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Ryan and Jack are funny characters.
 * 2) Doyt is a cool villain and his performance is easily the best in the film, he seems to be more of a rival and does become less of a villain later in the movie as he lets the main characters stop listening to the song (but they still try to stop him).
 * 3) Alan's obsession with trying to ruin Mikey and Ivan's friendship and switching sides with comic “companies” is toned down later.
 * 4) It has a point about the song “Tik Tok” being terrible and does a good job roasting it.

Trivia

 * This is based on a comic TehGamerOne18 made in the third grade, and all of his third grade in general.
 * All of the characters are named after people TehGamerOne18 hung out with in third grade.