Blog:Avatar (2009) (Troll version)



Avatar is a goddang 2009 racist movie that was directed by james cameron, it was the highest-grossing film ever before avengers endgame overtook it and was nominated for best picture.

plot
a man does an experiment and transformes into a blue person. The humans and blue peopen fight and the man must chose want side he is on.

why it sucks

 * 1) Dreadful, dull and generic plot that loads of films have done better
 * 2) IT'S RACIST, THE COLORS WERE BLUE IN THE DANG PLANET
 * 3) james cameron, who is normally good with sci fix has his talents wasted in this film.
 * 4) The villain is just pathetic
 * 5) terrible examples of poor environmentalism
 * 6) the effects are wasted on this film.
 * 7) micahle bay, m.night shamalyn, Adam Sandler and even derck savage could do better than this
 * 8) the movie is getting 4 sequals God help us all
 * 9) loads of big names and food actors took part in this like Sam worthington, Zoe saldana and even sigourney weaver
 * 10) The critics overated this film highly meaning they lied
 * 11) it's the highest grossing film ever unlike a film that deserves it like the force awakens and titanic
 * 12) poor characterisation Loads of the characters are useless and no one gives anything about these characters
 * 13) Awful battle choreography which gives Michael bay a run for his money
 * 14) No sex AT ALL I need it

reddeming qualities

 * 1) good music
 * 2) acting is okay
 * 3) the effects, while wasted are pretty amazing
 * 4) While there's not frickin' sex in this film, the girls look sexy