Blog:Top 10 Worst Movies

Hello, and welcome to my Top 10 Worst Movies list. And all of these picks are based on my opinion, and you don't have to agree with this list.

Number 10: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
I love Star Wars. It was one of my favorite franchises of all-time, and I liked it more than Marvel or DC. That is until The Last Jedi killed my interest. When I first saw this, I thought it was enjoyable, but when I became really unsatisfied with the outcome of the film, hardly any lightsaber fights, development for the characters, and I really do not like how they portrayed Luke Skywalker in the film. In short, this movie offered nothing.

Number 9: Justice League
It's quite a shame that this movie earned lower than a certain Marvel movies. I haven't felt the slightest bit of satisfaction when I first came out of the cinema after watching this. Too much characters and material into one film, the plot feels one note and an Avengers knockoff, and did I mention that the characters are hardly interesting? So yeah, I hated it, there's nothing worth of redeeming qualities except for Superman, Wonder Woman, Alfred, and Deathstroke. While Ben Affleck is still great as Batman, he isn't quite as intimidating as he once was, Ezra Miller as the Flash is just annoying, and both Aquaman Cyborg had almost nothing to do unless the plot demands it. But not all hope is lost, because the Snyder Cut is came out, and it did much better than I anticipated.

Number 8: The Emoji Movie
I guess it's just another one of those generic kids' movies that try way too hard to be hip with its target audiences. The premise sounds contrived, the characters are one note and cliched, and the story is just dumb. But there's gotta be needles in the haystack in this film, meaning it does have its moments at times. I remember everyone's used to hate this because it cancelled the upcoming animated Popeye film, when that's not really the case. While I don't think that this is one of the worst films of all time, or the worst movies of 2017, but I do think it's one of the worst big budget animated films to ever come out.

Number 7: Piranha 3DD
It's not really surprising if a "movie" about a carnivorous mammal is mostly filled with scantily-clad to nude women and sex scenes over plot can be a total failure.

Number 6: The Fifty Shades trilogy
I'm sorry RaymesisEvil, but this trilogy is nothing more than a souless money grab. The characters are unlikable and boring, the acting is wooden, and the story, relationships and chemistry are just non existent. If you take out the romance and sex scenes in this trilogy, then there's nothing much to talk about. I'm sorry to say this, but hentai is superior.

Number 5: Cuties
Many hate this because it contradicts its message speaking out against child sexualization, critics loved this because it's a so-called "coming of age story" or it's directed by a black French woman, SJW's loved it because it's progressivism while despising anime for sexualization of women and mh:greatestmovies:Joker for its gritty violence, but deep down, this film is borderline softcore child porn. While many of you consider Cuties to be the worst film ever made, but damn it, what the hell is this supposed to be? A Jeffery Epstein wet dream? I have seen various clips of children shaking their rears, taking a picture of her private area, and no doubt, I almost lost my sanity thanks to this! While I do admit that it's actually filmed like a real movie, the shots of France looks nice, and the production looks great, but the positives I just mentioned aren't enough to save anything from this irredeemable piece of trash. I do agree that this product might be the worst film Netflix had ever released.

Number 4: F the Prom
I made an article explained why this film sucked. But if I were to summarize it, it would go as follows; stereotypical bullied teens plan to ruin prom as payback against the stereotypical bullies.

Number 3: Epic Movie
This product is just mind numbing, exhausting, and painful to sit through. Like Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's works, this movie mostly relies on pop culture references, toilet and sex humour, and stealing plots from other famous films rather than telling a story. One instance of a scene features the Samuel L. Jackson impersonation repeating the phrase: "Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" way too many times is already tiring, and plain annoying. And speaking of stealing plots from other films, it mostly steals from Harry Potter and Narnia which is just uncreative.

Number 2: Step Brothers
Much like the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, Step Brothers is one of those pieces of media where I don't understand its popularity. I've watched it mid-2020 without knowing anything about it, and... I just hate this movie so much. The entire movie had one joke: have two man children do something whatever random, unpredictable, and immature things you can imagine. That's it, that's the entire premise of the movie. It's sad to say that I wanted to like this movie, because I sometimes laugh at the dumbest shit possible, like asdf videos on YouTube, but Step Brothers just only insults my intelligence, and didn't make me crack a smile throughout the entire runtime.

Dishonorable Mentions
Same as The Emoji Movie, this is just another cash grab that just tries way too hard to appeal to the target audiences. You know it's a red flag if you turn a beloved Japanese anime into a generic Final Destination-esque thriller. But the only thing of note is William Defoe as Ryuk. Same as Sing, this is just another generic kids' film.
 * mh:greatestmovies:Sing (2016)
 * Death Note (2017)
 * mh:greatestmovies:Trolls


 * Any movie that is based from Wattpad fanfictions

The Kissing Booth, After, 365 Days, etc. Money aside, why did at Hollywood decide to keep greenlighting awful trash from Wattpad?


 * Things Heard and Seen

It's just payoff with no setup.

Number 1: Disaster Movie
Fuck this movie. I fucking hate this movie. Fuck the people who made this, and fuck me who wasted my time watching this trash. I thought Epic Movie was already exhausting and painful enough, and I thought this would be really bad that it's actually funny, but boy I was wrong, I've never been more insulted and broken by this product. Safe to say that I died mentally while watching this. With juvenile humour, crass themes, and cheap production values, this film has no plot or heart either. it's just the end of the world with pop culture references, plenty of scenes that are worth nothing but to pad out runtime, unfunny sequences that try way too hard to be funny, and character lookalikes that either die, be disgusting, or behave in a cartoon-ish stereotype that the directors find hilarious enough to dedicate screentime to. And I thought to myself; "Why is this thing made? What is the point of this movie?", "Who is this for? For immature children/adults who find this funny?" or "Why am I watching this? I could be learning how to drive a car, but here I am watching Disaster Movie.". After watching this, I was so angry, and so frustrated after all the effort that I went downloading this was already wasted. And I'm gonna say it; I fucking hate this film more than Cuties and The Emoji Movie. I know some of you might disagree, but this is the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life.