Blog:U Got 45’d: The Movie

"U Got 45’d: The Movie is the worst shit I have ever seen. It sexualises underaged characters and overuses sex, swearing and violence. They never gave credit to the person who make the U Got 45’d videos before they starts making this shit. What’s even worse. It’s rated PG, it’s rated fucking PG!"

- An Random Reviewer

"What the hell! This has got to be the worst movies I have ever seen in history! TBA"

- TBA

U Got 45’d: The Movie is an 2023 British-American animated shit movie that is based on two videos with the same name. It stars people that no one cares about.

Plot
17-year old countryball, Brazil wanted to have sex with his best friends, Poland, a 14-year old male countryball, Japanese Empire, an 16-year old countryball, Czechoslovakia, an 13-year old countryball, Mexico, an 15 year old countryball, Cuba, an 14 year old countryball and everyone in this shit planet. He gets out of his house, visits everyone while singing songs and have sex with them. He finds his friends and goes on the fuckiest adventure you have ever been.

Why It Got 45’d But In A Bad Way

 * 1) The two main problems:
 * 2) * The idea of making a film based on U Got 45’d and U Got 45’d|EXTENDED REMAKE EDITION is a bad idea.
 * 3) * Despite having a lot of sex, swearing, racist slurs and horrifically realistic violence, the film was rated PG instead of R or NC-17. Meaning that children in the theatres will be tricked into thinking the film was rated PG!
 * 4) All of the characters suck.
 * 5) * Brazil, the main protagonist, is very perverted and unlikable teenager who wanted to have sex with everyone. At the start of the film, He complained all because the isn’t allowed to drink beer. Brazil? Did you realise that you need to be 21 or older to drink fucking beer? During the movie, he literally HAD to teach a five-year-old countryball all of the sexual activities he can do, not only that, but he teaches her swear words and racist slurs, which is considered child sexualisation. In another scene, he ends up smoking weed, despite him being 17-years old.
 * 6) * Japanese Empire is also a fucking perverted teenager who always kissed Brazil when she sees him. In one scene, she had sex with Brazil, then starts singing a song about her breast. WHAT THE FUCK!
 * 7) * Poland is nothing but a shit Gray Stu. Fuck this. Let’s move on.
 * 8) * Mexico, for some reason, have a extremely strange obsession with twerking After watching Cuties. Despite being the 4th main character alongside Brazil, Japanese Empire, Poland, Cuba, Czechoslovakia, Nationalist China and South Africa, she barely does anything, besides going on the laptop to watch videos of underage girls twerking, In one scene, she had sex torture with Facist Italy, who is 28-years-old. Considering pedophilia.
 * 9) * Cuba is a fucking Mary Sue. Fuck this again, MOVE ON.
 * 10) * South Africa and Nationalist China are boyfriend and girlfriend in this film. But in the trailer, South Africa and Nationalist China said they are not boyfriend and girlfriend. SERIOUSLY, I HATE YOU ENTERTAINMENT, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!1!1
 * 11) The movie poster is poorly drawing as it looks like it was made by some 9 year old who is addicted to U Got 45’d. And it almost copied My Little Pony: The Movie’s poster! WHAT??? OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!! TILLEYPARIS, HOW DARE YOU COPIED MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE’S POSTER AND PUT IT IN YOUR LOW BUDGET SHITTY FILM?????????????? THATS FUCKING IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 10294949392938485868686849493929119192838458865848382828282838383 YEARS!!!!!!! GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 12) The songs are too inappropriate. even for a PG rated film. Such as, Anaconda, The N**ga Song (we are not kidding), Etc.
 * 13) Very, very, VERY shit voice acting for the characters that looks like the voice actors where smoking weed or drinking beer.
 * 14) * Brazil sounds like a 29 year old rather than a 17-year old
 * 15) * Japanese Empire sounds like a mother rather than a 16-year old
 * 16) For some reason, if anyone says “SEXUALISING MINORS IS WRONG!” they will have to jump off a cliff this instant.
 * 17) The Movie length is 4 hours which is too long. Even for a PG rated film.
 * 18) When Brazil, Japanese Empire, Poland, Nationalist China, South Africa, Cuba, Czechoslovakia and Mexico arrived at The Shitty Area, Brazil, Japanese Empire and Poland got so horny that they secretly watch a 22-year-old female countryball take a shower uncensored for 39 MINUTES! This was so disgusting that in theatres, it was cut.
 * 19) When the U Got 45’d characters fall out of a balloon, Brazil was screaming FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! For 5 minutes. Which can bleed your ears.
 * 20) Before Brazil’s house got destroyed. an EXTREMELY LOUD Anaconda music plays from Mexico to the point where EVEN AT 1% VOLUME, YOUR EARS CAN BLEED EXTREMELY HARD. This scene was also cut from theatres, to prevent people dying from it.
 * 21) Speaking of Brazil’s house getting destroyed. This scene was ripped off from mh:greatestmovies:My Little Pony: A New Generation.
 * 22) Brazil’s line, “STOP DESTROYING MY FUCKING HOUSE OR I WILL SERIOUSLY CHOP YOUR PENIS OFF N**GA.” when is house gets destroyed is very disgusting, and racist.
 * 23) Despite the films’ extremely negative reception, I Hate You Entertainment made 28 sequels to the film, and none of them were remotely good.
 * 24) For some reason, Brazil wanted to have sex with a female countryball who’s taking a shower.
 * 25) There's a scene where Mexico dances to the WAP! IN A PG RATED FILM!!!
 * 26) THE ENDING… THE FUCKING ENDING!!! After No-No Germany destroyed Brazil’s house,BRAZIL ACTUALLY CHOPPED HIS PENIS OFF, CAUSING NAZI GERMANY TO DIE! LATER ON, BRAZIL, JAPANESE EMPIRE AND THE REST OF THE U GOT 45’D CHARACTERS KILLS OTHER PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE POLICE, THEN BRAZIL AND JAPANESE EMPIRE HAD SEX WITH SMALL CHILDREN WHILE POLAND ROBS THE BANK AND DRAWS A LOT OF PENIS, BREAST AND VAGINAS, MEXICO FORCES A 10-YEAR OLD COUNTRYBALL TO WATCH THIS HORRIBLE SHIT THAT SHOULDN’T EXIST, CUBA, SOUTH AFRICA, NATIONALIST CHINA, CZECHOSLOVAKIA AND PHILIPPINES MAKES A HUGE MASSIVE EXPLOSION!! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!
 * 27) There are no end credits. Instead the screen is just blank while Anaconda was playing.

Redeeming Qualities
THERE ARE NONE!!

Dialogue of the Film
Brazil: Ha! You say I cannot have fucking sex with everyone? Just wait and see. UNDER DESTRUCTION

Reception
U Got 45’d: The Movie  had EXTREMELY NEGATIVE REVIEWS FROM CRITICS AND AUDIENCES ALIKE. due to this overuse of graphic sex, realistic violence, swearing and for being rubbish. It currently holds a 1.0/10 on IMDb and a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, making it the lowest rated film on IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes.