Blog:American Heroes: Independence Day 2020 (Fake movie (DJ2006))

American Heroes: Independence Day 2020 is an American action comedy film directed and produced by Steven Megasharpteeth, written by Joe Poopbutt and released by Crazy Pictures. In the movie, Donald Trump hires a small military force along with some Hollywood stars to save America from an alien invasion.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The movie was not screened in advance for critics, which is always a red flag as everyone in the entire universe knows.
 * 2) It's supposed to be a parody of Independence Day, but fails miserably and sometimes doesn't even follow the original's plot that well.
 * 3) It uses copyrighted cartoon characters for the supposed "Hollywood stars" in the movie, such as Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks and some more.
 * 4) The poster is misleading. All of the copyrighted characters are stock images on the poster, despite being costumed actors in the movie. A few other fictional characters such as Lightning McQueen and Postman Pat (WHO ISN'T EVEN AMERICAN!!!) are featured on the poster, but don't even appear or get mentioned in the movie. It also depicts Peppa Pig getting eaten by Godzilla, which never happens in the movie.
 * 5) Extremely confusing, non-existent, cliched and predictable plot.
 * 6) The pacing is horrendous. The whole movie is only 63 minutes and the movie crams a lot of stuff into it's short runtime, leaving the movie feeling very rushed with too much going on at once.
 * 7) There's a lot of swearing and violence. Too much in fact, that it gets really annoying after a while.
 * 8) Every single character is extremely unlikeable.
 * 9) The cartoon characters in particular act nothing like their original counterparts. For example, Mickey Mouse is portrayed as a perverted psychopath who is obsessed with weapons.
 * 10) Abysmal special effects. In a scene where Mickey Mouse shoots one of the aliens to death, you can clearly see no bullets coming out.
 * 11) The costumes for the characters look atrocious and lazily done.
 * 12) Horrid dialogue filled with pop-culture references, such as "My goddamn name is Mickey the goddamn Mouse" and the infamous "I like to poop in the car".
 * 13) Eiji and Donald Trump get played by actors that barely resemble them.
 * 14) The infamous and horrifying scene where Mario kills one of the aliens by vomiting into it's mouth.
 * 15) A lot of pop-culture references, such as The Loud House, Thomas the Tank Engine, Roobarb, Avengers: Infinity War, UglyDolls, the Sonic movie, Shrek, Bee Movie, Toy Story, and much more.
 * 16) Wastes the talents of WageTheGoblin12, Matthew The Guy, CupcakKe, Niki Minaj, Greta Thunberg, and much more...
 * 17) The ending is a major Deus Ex Machina. The heroes stop the alien invasion by simply wishing it away!!!
 * 18) The song in the end credits blatantly rips-off Despacito.
 * 19) It's just overall dumb, lazy, and painful to watch.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) The director himself admitted that this movie isn't supposed to be taken seriously and was made as a joke (though that also makes the movie worse since the director made it bad on purpose).