Blog:Joey Loserpants (Fake Director (DJ2006))

Joey Loserpants is a British-German director, he is infamously known for movies such as Pups in America, Earthquake Buddies, the Dino Park movies, the Foodfight! sequels, and most notably, DA COOL 'N AWESOME MOVIE!!! Loserpants is notoriously considered a contender for one of, if not, the worst and most hated film director of all time.

Filmography

 * Pups in America (1989)
 * Earthquake Buddies (1990)
 * The Moth (1992)
 * Dino Park (1993)
 * Dino Park 2: Revenge of the Tyrannosaurus (1994)
 * Death Planet (1994)
 * Dino Park 3: The Prehistoric Journey (1995)
 * Dino Park 4: The Lost Island (1997)
 * Megabeast (1998)
 * StarLight (1999)
 * Megabeast 2 (2000)
 * StarLight 2: Blast Off! (2000)
 * Dino Park 5 (2005)
 * Legendary Panda (2008)
 * SO DANG RAD!!! (2012)
 * Dino Park: The Final Chapter (2016)
 * Foodfight 2 (2017)
 * Foodfight 3 (2018)
 * Foodfight 4 (2019)
 * DA COOL 'N AWESOME MOVIE!!! (2020)
 * Foodfight 5: The Halloween Hound (2020)

Why He And His Movies Are Just Abominable And A Disgrace To Film In General
To make things brief, he's a talentless, immature, mean-spirited, idiotic, offensive, edgy, disgusting, perverted and just all-around unpleasant person to be around that rides off the fact that his movies are complete garbage.
 * 1) He made some of the worst movies of all time, such as Pups in America, Earthquake Buddies, MegaBeast, SO DANG RAD!!!, and especially DA COOL 'N AWESOME MOVIE!!! (often times considered to be THE worst).
 * 2) The Dino Park, MegaBeast and StarLight movies are blatant rip-offs of the Jurassic Park, Godzilla and Star Wars movies. Legendary Panda is also a rip-off of Kung Fu Panda.
 * 3) Incredibly cheap production values in his movies.
 * 4) Some of his films have absolutely disgusting content. For example, in Earthquake Buddies, a cop gets his head stuck inside a baby's butthole (which is highly unrealistic) and then gets the baby of his head only to get covered in a massive, slimy, disgusting pile of poop. And in DA COOL 'N AWESOME MOVIE!!!, a dragon wakes up after being cut open in a bloody manner (he can actually survive this somehow), and then a bunch of overly-detailed, disgusting-looking zombie termites come out of his stomach and start eating a bunch of people alive while getting bigger and bigger whilst the dragon uses his convenient mind-control to spawn demons from hell (complete with exposed bloody body parts hanging out of them) which leads to a bunch of people getting killed in great detail.
 * 5) He made sequels to Foodfight!, one of the most hated animated movies ever (though they're all actually a bit better than the first).
 * 6) He's both racist and sexist. He loves to stereotype foreign people (especially Chinese and Mexicans) so much that it's incredibly unrealistic. He also portrays men as extremely intelligent, heroic and tough whilst portraying women as constantly nagging idiots who think men are awful and always need saving in most of his movies. Dino Park: The Final Chapter somewhat has it the other way around though, but it's still just as much of a problem.
 * 7) He is an atrocious, and we mean ATROCIOUS person. Not only due to his racism and sexism, but he even tried to force a model into a relationship with him. Not just that, but apparently, the production of Pups in America was a scam. He got some investors to raise all of the money for the film, but only used half of the budget for the film and used the rest to buy an expensive new car for himself. He also made a lot of INCREDIBLY insensitive and tasteless jokes about disabled, depressed, and LGBT people to the point where people actually called him out for it. He even dressed up as Bob the Builder whilst running around with a hammer whilst screaming "I'M BOB THE F***ING BUILDER!!!" and shouting out offensive words when he came back to London from his trip to Canada. Lastly, he wished death on an incredibly sick person just for not liking his movies!!! The worst thing about all of this is that he believes himself to be in the right. This led to so much backlash from people that he permanently quit filmmaking.
 * 8) He has an ENORMOUS ego.
 * 9) He's very perverted and creepy around women.
 * 10) Even Derek Savage of all people hates him and even called him out for his actions.
 * 11) He once called The Owl House a rip-off of The Loud House. Look, just because they have similar names doesn't make it a rip-off.
 * 12) * It's also incredibly hypocritical since he has ripped-off a couple of movies before.
 * 13) His film are poorly marketed, to the point where one of his films (The Moth) almost became lost media.
 * 14) Recently, he has been making jokes about his "haters" being brain-dead, mindless people who are biased against him just because "he's so talented".
 * 15) Although he at least admitted DA COOL 'N AWESOME MOVIE!!! was his worst film, he's fully aware that all of his movies are complete garbage and he's proud of it!

The Only Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Despite being terrible, Death Planet is his least bad movie, receiving a cult following.
 * 2) The Foodfight! sequels are actually slightly better than the first film, and have somewhat better animation (despite still looking bad). He also admitted that he made these movies for a joke and not because he actually liked the first film.
 * 3) Pups in America (his first film) received a cult following (much like Death Planet).

Trivia

 * Only Pups in America, Earthquake Buddies, Death Planet and DA COOL 'N AWESOME MOVIE!!! were released theatrically, the rest of Loserpants' films were released straight-to-video.
 * He once got arrested in 2009 for being naked in a hotel room and chasing a woman in said room.
 * Ever since the backlash he has gotten from people, he has retired from filmmaking, with Foodfight 5: The Halloween Hound being his last film ever made.