Blog:Get Bob's a Fetish! From your head down to your Fetish! Because everyone says Get Bob's a Fetish! (FAKE)

Get Bob's a Fetish is a film made by Troy Bobber in 7245 and is the sequel to Uncool Cunt Fucks the Kids which is a sequel to Let Let Let's Learn Some Maths! With Dr. Chance!

Get Bob's a Plotish
After Dr Chance is told off in his Uncool Cunt suit how it's messed up for him Uncool Cunt to fuck kids, Dr Chance moves to a new city with a new suit and is now Bob a definitely normal resident expect he now has a Fetish to marry rich hot hoes like the Kardashian sisters, Kylie Jenner, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, and many more! Luckily he made his suit look super HOT so all the hot and rich hoes (girls) are madly in love with him! But trouble arises when Selena Gomez who's although poor compared to his other hoes is way hotter than all his hoes combined meanwhile his hoes are fighting over who gets him he cheats on them all with Gomez!

From your head down to your Castish

 * 1) * Each female celebrity as themselves
 * 2) * Troy Bobber as everyone else

Because everyone says Get Bob's a crewish
Troy Bobber did everything

Why this movie's worse than any FETISH

 * 1) Dr Chance is an unlikable pervert as he just wants more and more rich and hot hoes only for him to cheat on them with Selena Gomez while not receiving any comeuppance
 * 2) * Another example is he has the Queen of England as one of his hoes then nights after her 96th birthday she gets her first wrinkle and he breakups with her because she has a wrinkle meaning he wants hoes with flawless skin and the whole reason I'm calling girls hoes here is because that's what he calls girls for the whole movie and his many girlfriends when they fight keep calling the others hoes
 * 3) Selena is also unlikable as she doesn't tell Justin Beaver about it and instead of breaking up with him cheats on him for 50 years until he finds out!
 * 4) Speaking of Justin Beaver he's unlikable he's clueless about 50 years of being cheated on 50 fuking years it takes everyone else 50 or less days and then he tries to murder Selena with an axe for the rest of the movie now granted it's understandable for him to be pissed of he took it way to far
 * 5) Bob's hoes are also unlikable as they keep fighting for 5 million years then the Simpsons get cancelled but 50 more years of fighting till they all die meaning they where fighting more years than The Simpsons was making episodes!
 * 6) The animation and voice acting especially for Dr Chance is beyond terrible even for Troy Bobber standards
 * 7) Like the other two movies animation error for Dr Chance. He keeps twerking when he tries to move than magically appear to wherever he was going to just like the past two films
 * 8) Unfunny moments like Dr Chance saying fuck for 20 million times than a laugh track plays for 40 minutes
 * 9) Loads of filler
 * 10) The film is 6092828191939100000000 years long! Yes I said a number that big and then put tons of zeros at the end then said years because it's now a Caillou gets grounded goanimate video. What!? Ohohohohohohohohohohoh! TheRandomMan12345! How dare you turn this to a Goanimate Caillou gets grounded video! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded! For 6284183817494183800000000000000 years! Go to your room and cry yourself to sleep right now, you pussy! (Dave D' Video Maker: Grounded threats don't work, you asshole!)
 * 11) Not shown for actual critics wait no this is always used in fake movies how about we add a twist! Instead Troy Bobber cloned himself 100 times so he could get a 100% rotten tomatoes actual critics when they saw it made it be 0% but it was already shown!
 * 12) No redeeming qualities!

Reception

 * On a budget of -390 dollars it made 80 billion dollars and got a -15/10 on imdb. Because Troy cloned himself 100 times to be critics it got a 100% rotten tomatoes but actual critics saw the movie in theaters and said it is a 0%

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