Blog:Cheddar Poop

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Cheddar Poop was a pornographic film created in 1960. The film is notorious for being the first film created by Shelly Burt

WHY IT FUCKING SUCKS BIG TIME!!!!

 * 1) The animation is absolutely horrendous AND WE MEAN HORRENDOUS even for 1960. The cheese moves like a glitching Pong game.
 * 2) HORRID voice acting, the cheddars sound like they are high or being taking large amounts of helium.
 * 3) The movie is one of the most disgusting films ever created. One example is when one of the cheddars shat and pissed on another cheddar and the other eats it like cake
 * 4) Obnoxious sound effects and abysmally lazy editing
 * 5) It's 69,690 minutes long. Any more?
 * 6) The poster is absolutely horrid. Due to it breaking Mihareze's rules, we will not show it to you
 * 7) The film is also really boring due to it just being cheddar having sex. Not helping the absurd length
 * 8) This movie encourages pedophilia as one of the cheddar is under 5 years old
 * 9) Atrocious soundtrack that sounds like someone smashing a piano
 * 10) The movie can either make you feel squeamish or bored
 * 11) The budget is a whopping £62 million making everything a whole lot worse
 * 12) There is no redeeming qualities at all