Blog:Nostalgia Critic: Cuties (Fanfic)

'''I based this story on Epic-Wrecker (also know as SmokingWrecker on fanfiction) fanfic where the story is about Doug reviews Teen Titans Go! but only the idea of the review. Also, i don't own both neither. If you don't like this, just not flaming.'''

The story begins with The Critic ask a request idea of review on your community and every comment he see Cuties being requested and others say this film is on Netflix. "Cuties!? Is that film really has on Netflix?" The Critic asked himself and confused about this film has on Netflix

"It's time to search this mysterious movie on Netflix!" said The Critic excited about that, but he never find Cuties on Netflix

"Well, those my fans maybe could be tell this film exits..." The Critic would say something, but he was interrupted by the Netflix (who was potrayed by Death of the game franchise, Castlevania)"

"HUAHAHAHA!" Netflix starting laughing but evil.

"Ah, Doug. How your channel is?" Netflix asked to The Critic

"Who the hell are you!? And how you know my name?" The Critic was confused and asked to the Netflix

"My name is Netflix. I know your name because you have a account on my streaming."

"I know the movie Cuties and that was forbidden of my land, but i going to summon up from the deep hell" Netflix did a ritual to summon up Cuties on a form of a cursed DVD

"Review this film or die on my hands! Bye bye." Netflix fades away laughing

Ok Netflix, i going to review this movie.

"Okay, we start a beggining" The Critic's reaction on beggining

"What is it?" The Critic's reaction on middle

After The Critic watched completely Cuties, he was paralyzed, and your mind appears scenes like one of the female child dancers lifts up her cropped top to fully display her bare breast, An eleven-year-old girl watches a rap music video in which nude women roleplay through sexual dance acts, and makes the same thing, Amy posts a nude photo and for the end, Amy twerking

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" The Critic starting screaming

"Why this film exists? Those people who makes this disgrace are sick" The Critic gets mad and burns the cursed DVD of Cuties

Netflix appears laughing again "Oh, Doug. Are you crazy because of that? Netflix asked to The Critic

"Because of that!? This movie sucks ass!!" The Critic answered to the Netflix

The Critic destroys the TV, but Netflix still alive

"Fool! You can't matching me, because i'm a powerful" Netflix starts to thearting The Critic

"Ah, no! I have the Infinity Gauntlet and i'll snap you!" The Critic uses the Infinity Gauntlet and snaps Netflix

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You will pay for that!" Said Netflix with your last words being snaped and turns a dust

"Finally, i can sleep" The Critic sleeps and your dream he was on Cuties, and Doug screams everytime.

The End