Blog:United Kingdom: The Movie (Fake Movie Collab (Mickey Mouse))

NOTE: This film is obviously fake, you can add your own reasons and improve the page as long as the characters and stuff have to do with the United Kingdom, BUT DO NOT VANDALIZE IT!

1= "This movie is just a massive insult to my childhood! You take all of these classic icons, which we've all known for a long time, and you make them a massive laughing stock in this massive dumpster pile of a movie. If you are going to make these "ambitious crossover" type movies, at least focus on the story instead of focusing on the number of fucking characters you add to it! You are better off just watching The Emoji Movie instead since at least that felt like a proper movie compared to this!"

- James A. Williams

2="I wanted this movie to be good, I really did. It's so unfortunate how me and the rest of the people who worked on this movie all had their talents completely wasted, all of those hours put into producing this film turned out to be worth absolutely nothing in the end because we actually got a movie that doesn't even serve its purpose right of paying tribute to the UK, and instead feels like an insult to people who actually love the country. And what they did to Dizzy, I'll never forget. The original Dizzy has always had a special place in my heart, but this one? That's not my Dizzy and will never be my Dizzy."

- Kate Harbour

3="My personal thoughts on United Kingdom: The Movie? I don't like it. I know a lot of you are going to assume that I like it because of my little cameo, but I didn't. I thought it was boring, confusing, and painful to watch. I did like a few elements that were in there, but overall, it wasn't a good experience at all!"

- DanTDM

4="I honestly cannot decide whether to despise or adore this movie. It's undoubtedly a horrible mess of a movie with too story problems, blatant product placements, and horrible flanderizations, but at the same time, I couldn't help be admired by how much of a mess this movie turned out to be, there were so many cringe-worthy and unfunny moments, but they made me laugh because of how awful they were, I'd even go as far as to call this the Fred: The Movie of crossovers."

- JigglypuffGuy04

5="United Kingdom: The Movie would have been so much better if me and the rest of the EBoys were accepted to be a part of the movie because I guarantee that we would make this piece of shit movie much better every time we appeared. This movie was such a pain to go through, and I can't believe I actually made the decision to watch it in its entirety. There were so many things to tear apart when watching this movie. It might have had some good concepts here and there, but it was ultimately wasted due to all of the confusing crap that happened in it. Terrible movie, just terrible! I think I would rather watch the entire Alvin and the Chipmunks tetralogy and the Fred trilogy in one sitting than ever watch this movie again, it's THAT bad!"

- Memeulous

United Kingdom: The Movie (also known as Thomas and Allister internationally except Latin America and Japan) is a British comedy-action-drama live-action/animation hybrid film based on various pieces of media that were created or based in the UK, it was distributed by BBC Films in the UK, mh:greatestmovies:Sony Pictures Animation in the US and Toho in Japan with various licenses, including mh:besttvshows:Thomas & Friends, mh:crappygames:Pokémon Sword and Shield, mh:terribletvshows:Peppa Pig, Bob the Builder, mh:besttvshows:Fireman Sam, Postman Pat, Angry Kid, Danger Mouse, mh:besttvshows:Wallace & Gromit, mh:besttvshows:Mr. Bean, Banjo-Kazooie, mh:awesomegames:Donkey Kong Country, Sir Billi, mh:awesomegames:Conker's Bad Fur Day, mh:awesomegames:Perfect Dark, It's Mr. Pants, mh:besttvshows:Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Sabre Wulf, mh:awesomegames:Jet Force Gemini, Killer Instinct, Little Britain, Yakka Dee, The Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, ASDF Movie, mh:besttvshows:Hilda, Salad Fingers, mh:besttvshows:Count Duckula, The Clangers, The Beatles, mh:besttvshows:Horrid Henry, Hey Duggee, Iron Maiden, mh:besttvshows:The Amazing World of Gumball, Finley the Fire Engine, Thunderbirds, mh:besttvshows:Numberblocks, Alphabest Friends, Go Jetters, U Got 45'd and various others. The film was directed by a resurrected Reverend W. Awdry, the writer of The Railway Series, which was the book series that lead to the creation of mh:besttvshows:Thomas & Friends, with the help of Shigeru Ohmori, the director of Pokémon Sword and Shield, the film mainly stars Joseph May as Thomas the Tank Engine, Ben Whitehead as Wallace, Lee Ingleby as Bob the Builder, Steve Kynman as Fireman Sam, Stephen Mangan as Postman Pat, Baker Terry as Yellow Guy and Duck Guy, Chris Sutherland as Banjo and Kazooie, David Sant as Pingu, Bella Ramsey as Hilda, Justin Fletcher as Shaun the Sheep, Harley Bird as Peppa Pig, Matt Lucas as Vicky Pollard, Kate Harbour as Dizzy, Darren Walsh as Angry Kid, and Casey Mongillo as Allister. The film also stars a few celebrities and other people playing as themselves such as Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay, BlakeTehGreat/BlakeIsHere458, Harry Hill, KAACHI, S Club 7, Ricky Gervais, Peter Kay, Hugh Laurie, Russell Howard, DanTDM, Michael Rosen, and plenty of others.

The film was premiered in an abandoned spot of Big Ben on July 14th, 2023.

Plot
A bunch of UK or UK-based characters enjoy their lives until a mysterious evil force tries to take over the world, so the characters, lead by Thomas the Tank Engine and his now best friend Allister from Pokémon, must unite forces and stop the unknown villain.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The film suffers from a lot of problems, mainly from the characterization of the characters and the fact it lasts 5 hours, which is unnecessarily long for a live-action/animated film, it shares some problems from Thomas and the Magic Railroad, this was mainly due to the fact the Reverend W. Awdry was an angelical viper, and since he co-directed the film with Shigeru Ohmori, caused conflicts due to the infamous "Pokémon is satanic" controversy, which caused disagreements until Awdry was convinced that Pokémon is not satanic. However, the damage had already been done as the film was in 70% percent of completion when it happened, this resulted on the characters having major additions to their personalities, or worse, random personalities that do not stay true to the true pride of Mother England.
 * 2) * Thomas is even more bipolar than he used to be in the series, his anger can sometimes be exaggerated, to the point it could compare to Donald Duck, but other times, he's possibly even more idiotic and happy-go-lucky than he used to be in the series.
 * 3) ** Thomas' friends also suffered Flanderization:
 * 4) *** Henry the Green Engine while thankfully retaining his nature-loving persona. He became a scaredy engine who has very low self-esteem in himself. And he seemingly has Toby's personality from Seasons 8-24, except he doesn't think he's too old to do anything.
 * 5) *** Gordon the Big Engine throws temper tantrums if he is assigned to pull something that is not the express.
 * 6) *** James is now way worse than how he was portayed in "Apology Impossible", he had been reduced to only caring about his paintwork, and nothing important, like the well-being of his friends or the safety of his passengers. He would even go as far as to push another engine off the rails if his paint has a minor imperfection, and he's 100 times meaner as he bullies other engines for no reason, especially diesels.
 * 7) *** Percy the Small Engine became even dumber, and he now believes literally everything he hears, without even thinking about whether or not it makes sense, and he freaks out when he sees Thomas hanging out with someone else for even a milisecond!
 * 8) *** Toby the Tram Engine became a weirdo, who rambles around things that don't even make any sense, and he also laughs at other engines if they make a mistake, which is cruel and mean-spirited.
 * 9) *** Duck the Great Western Engine is only in the movie just so that he could say bad duck jokes and puns. Otherwise, he is very rude to everybody that doesn't do things the "Great Western Way"
 * 10) *** Oliver the Western Engine became a cranky, cynical, and grumpy grouch who disrespects opinions, and acts like his opinion is the only correct one, and in every scene that has him, he always reminds everyone that "Liking things is stupid!", and he for some reason hates every international dub of Thomas & Friends, and thinks the UK dub is the only one people should watch, and whenever he hears an international Thomas dub, he acts like he gets a brain aneurism, or a headache.
 * 11) *** Nia now states the obvious, as if she thinks the viewers are not paying attention to anything that is happening.
 * 12) *** Rebecca the Happy Engine became an oblivious little-miss sunshine who is way too happy all the time, and whenever anything upsets her in the slightest, she cries like a little baby, which is very annoying to hear.
 * 13) *** Bertie the Bus became a memer, who always references dead or unfunny memes, like when he beat Thomas in a race, he said "GET REKT, THOMAS. YOU ARE TOO SLOW, BRUH".
 * 14) *** Skarloey, while not completely flanderized, has a really unfunny running gag where everybody (except the other Engines) associates him with his "Mid-Life Crisis" days (season 8-12).
 * 15) *** Sir Handel became an overly uppity and classy engine, who has a very high standard for everything, and he always complains about "everything isn't as good as how they were in the old days", and he criticises anybody who does not meet up to his standards.
 * 16) *** Diesel is nothing more than an unlikeable jerk who is just a bully because he's a bully. 99.9% of the time, he's just insulting people who have done nothing wrong to him, and even does some disgraceful things to others, like when he got Norman Price to tie up both George Pig and Roo against the railway tracks so he can fool Peppa Pig and Tigger into thinking that he'll run them over, but he actually doesn't.
 * 17) *** Harvey the Crane Engine became an attention seeking crane who always thinks he's outclassed by other cranes like Lofty. And he does not forgive anybody for the mistakes they've done, he always associates everyone with mistakes they've done, even if they have redeemed themselves.
 * 18) *** Rosie the American Engine, despite having her livery from Journey Beyond Sodor, she has her stalker with a crush on Thomas personality from seasons 10-13, except ultra exaggerated. It's to the point where she's nothing more than a lustful and horny engine, and whenever she sees Thomas, she attempts to flirt with him, and say really suggestive stuff towards him, and she even comes off as a Yandere in a few scenes. What makes it worse is that Thomas is oblivious to Rosie's unhealthy obsession on him.
 * 19) *** Ivo Hugh the "New" Engine has been given a personality and a BAD one. He's a big jerk towards Fearless Freddie just because he has the number 7. Ivo Hugh has a "There can only be one" mindset here.
 * 20) * Allister, while pretty likable, is no longer insanely mysterious and he now does non-ghostly stuff such as going skateboarding, smiling, being energetic, and being a huge Thomas fan, albeit, at the beginning of the film, he stars as his usual self but is changed after he's shown a Thomas episode. To make matters worse, he can often have some scenes where he is out of character, disturbing, or even flat out unlikeable at times:
 * 21) **In one scene, he mentions he's in love with his friend, Tommy, before Thomas weirdly stares at him and then quickly changes it to Acerola, which is disturbing.
 * 22) **Same thing happens in one scene where Train from The Magic Roundabout claims he's secretly in love with Thomas, and Allister almost says "Dude, that's gay!", luckily Doogal interrupts when he asks Allister for candy.
 * 23) ***Also it proves hypocrisy, as Allister hates people from the USA, yet Acerola is a character from a region that is based on a part of the United States.
 * 24) **One infamous scene had him try to murder a whole bunch of Shy Guys due to the fact people compared him with one instead of Thomas, although Kabu luckily stops him.
 * 25) * Bob the Builder is now an incompetent builder who always hammers his fingers by accident and he is such a bumbling idiot in this movie that he would be comparable to Bob from SMG4 albeit a lot smarter.
 * 26) ** In fact, there's even a moment that is a rip-off to MarioTube 1 by showing Bob the Builder a movie of himself, and it's clearly a ripoff of Bob: The Movie, made by SMG4.
 * 27) *** Another proof of this is the scene where he grabs two hammers and bangs them on a wooden board as he says "I'm the next Keith Moon!".
 * 28) ** In fact, all the machines are now a lot more flanderized too:
 * 29) ***Scoop has become a braindead idiot who screams everything he says, it can be exaggerated to the point where it makes his counterpart in the 2015 reboot look smart in comparison.
 * 30) ***Muck has become a genius who has the authority to shut everyone up, and he seemingly has Scoop's personality from the original show except more bossy, cocky, and Gary-Stu-ish.
 * 31) ***Dizzy has become a really immature, stupid, and childish knucklehead who never focuses on anything important, always resorts to anger whenever something doesn't go her way, and has a massive hate boner towards grass and threatens to squash "Mr. Grass" if he "doesn't explain why he exists", the worst addition to her Flanderization has to be the fact that she is also reduced into a fangirl of toilet humor and often relies way too much on telling fart jokes, poop jokes, butt jokes and tons of gross-out lines that are disgusting to hear, which gets very annoying and her character can essentially be considered a scrappy, as her character became infamously hated after the release of the movie.
 * 32) ***Roley has become a nerdy asshole who thinks that fish are the dinosaurs but modern (which is untrue, by the way) and has become a Christian lasher who always forces everyone to believe in science and often takes global warming way too seriously, it's to the point where he had a massive breakdown when he and Dizzy went to Farmer Pickles' cow field all because one cow farted in it, even telling Farmer Pickles to kill the cow. It might be true that cow farts cause a lot of methane and are bad for the environment, but that's not a reasonable explanation to kill a cow.
 * 33) ***Lofty has become a laughing and joking numbnut who finds even the unfunniest of jokes hysterical and a massive butt-monkey who fails almost everything and seemingly is unable to do anything right, it may be true that he made mistakes from time to time in the original show, but here, he does it regularly that could be comparable to the amount of mistakes that Scoop from the 2015 reboot made. In fact, nearly everyone in the movie always compares him to murderers and terrorists. He is such a butt-monkey in this movie that he could give Meg Griffin from Family Guy and Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants a run for their money.
 * 34) **Even Wendy is flanderized as well, she now disrespects the dead to people she hates and is a domestically and verbally abusive partner towards Bob, and she seems to be a figment to how the directors would see the audience's reaction to this counterpart of Bob the Builder, as she is always calling him out for being an incompetent builder as opposed to the intelligent and friendly guy that he once was in the original show.
 * 35) *Spud the Scarecrow has turned into a generic punching bag who is Bob the Builder's chew toy for when he isn't around with the UK gang, and almost everyone ignores him when he tries to snitch on Bob (except Travis the Tractor), though he is still likable.
 * 36) *Postman Pat is now a selfish, arrogant, and egotistical prick who always acts like he is better than everyone else and never has any empathy towards anything or anyone but himself.
 * 37) **Pat's wife Sarah was also flanderized, and became an abusive mother to her son Julian and often violently spanks him whenever he makes simple mistakes, even when Julian is apologetic.
 * 38) **Julian is also flanderized into a gullible child who believes that aliens are real and tries way too hard to get people to think that when it's clearly shown that aliens still haven't been discovered yet and it's still not certain if they're real or not.
 * 39) * Fireman Sam became a hot-headed, angry and unlikable jerk who has an extreme hate boner towards Elvis Cridlington and he constantly yells at him if he makes a simple accident or he does something that didn't go to his plan, which mostly comes across as very mean-spirited as Sam's reasoning for why he does this is completely unjustified and ridiculous.
 * 40) **He also for some reason has a big, big, hatred towards clowns, and he says that clowns "Are the worst Firefighters ever, as they cause buildings to burn just to be funny when they are SO NOT FUNNY! and their makeup makes them look like people who have given up on life".
 * 41) **Even worse, he is also shown to be a neglectful uncle to Sarah and James, as there was a scene where he left both of them behind when they went to a giant forest with the UK gang to find the Gruffalo and got lost, and Sam had zero care or worry for whatever happened to Sarah and James.
 * 42) **He sometimes has some sick-minded thoughts and even attempted to kill Elvis at one point in the film.
 * 43) ** Not to mention, he and Postman Pat are now Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck like rivals but they become friends 40 minutes later.
 * 44) * Although Elvis Cridlington wasn't flanderized at all in this movie and he thankfully retains his original dimwitted personality from the first five seasons, as opposed to his profoundingly stupid personality from the CGI seasons, Elvis is more of a butt-monkey because of the way that Sam poorly treats him and he also seems to have a pretty bad obsession with potato waffles, often having quite a few moments where he goes on and on about why he loves them.
 * 45) * Norman Price was even more flanderized than he was in Season 6 of Fireman Sam, all of his redeeming qualities from the CGI seasons are non-existent, as he's essentially nothing more than a heartless sociopath who has no sympathy for anyone but himself, never bothers to listen to any rules that people tell to him, and he manages to becomes a terrorist in this movie, as there was one scene in the movie where he even went as far as to burn down an entire hospital filled with innocent families.
 * 46) **To make matters worse, he never gets any sort of comeuppance for his actions and neither does he apologize too, not helping by the fact that Fireman Sam himself doesn't even care about the horrific actions that Norman has committed.
 * 47) * Sarah and James were also more flanderized than they were in Season 6 of Fireman Sam, as they have become siblings who both hate each other's guts so much that most of their screen time involve the two of them fighting each other in Super Smash Bros. styled battle.
 * 48) *Tom Thomas has been reduced into nothing more than just an Australian stereotype and he seemingly has Elvis Cridlington's personality from Season 6 of Fireman Sam, in which he is now profoundingly stupid and is terrible at his job at being a helicopter pilot and a mountain rescuer.
 * 49) * Despite both of them still being likable for the most part, Apple and Onion are now portrayed as preachy food, Onion in particular can often be dumbed down into a nerd.
 * 50) * Conker became more of a bastard than he already was. Sure, Conker was still hilarious in Conker's Bad Fur Day, but his Flanderization made him more of a clone to Davey from Eight Crazy Nights albeit he does not do mature stuff due to the target audience of the film.
 * 51) * Whilst he is still a likable character, Noddy has become somewhat of a Gary-Stu and has been reduced to becoming a weeaboo that is obsessed over products made by Nintendo or Sanrio and always tries to tell the UK gang to buy items that were made by Nintendo and Sanrio for him.
 * 52) * Pingu is now completely unrelatable and is more of a jerk than he originally was, as he seems to be more of a selfish perfectionist who doesn't act nice to his family and often causes tons of arguments and fights with them over minor things, like when Pinga didn't close the door to the bedroom and Pingu got angry with her over doing that when he could of just simply closed the door himself.
 * 53) ** Pingu also became a massive xenophobe and has developed a massive hatred for the country of Japan and everything that was made in it, which is hypocritical because he had a show made in Japan called Pingu in the City.
 * 54) * Hilda, while still cute and likeable, is now more like how she was in the graphic novel series, rather than the Netflix series, as in, she's more overconfident, easily angered, and bratty,
 * 55) ** Another thing to point about Hilda's characterisation here is that, although she is twelve years old, she for some weird reason has an obsession over pre-school media, and she also has a massive hatred for Jam Filled Entertainment, Xing Xing Digital, and DHX Media, to the point where she uses Proteus' Magic Lamp to make these companies go bankrupt.
 * 56) * David, while not flanderized, is now even more of a punching bag than how he was in Hilda, which is due to the fact that Hilda treats him like dirt, and always teases him for being "scared" all the time, and she never has any respect or empathy for David, it makes you wonder why David and Hilda are even friends in the first place.
 * 57) * Tontu became a neat-freak who has a HUGE OCD problem and he constantly gets into a fit of rage whenever things are not tidy or perfect, and he also became slightly dumber.
 * 58) * Winnie the Pooh himself is a greedy honey-eating bear who won't share his honey. For instance, in one scene, Paddington wanted to try some honey, but Pooh lied to Paddington by claiming that he would give them the honey, but he actually gave him an empty jar, which was somewhat mean-spirited.
 * 59) ** Even some of Pooh's friends were flanderized as well:
 * 60) ***Piglet becomes more cowardly than he already was, to the point where is essentially a completely useless companion and doesn't even contribute to anything important or interesting to the story. When there's a bad situation 90% of the time, he will always run away from it.
 * 61) ***Tigger acts more like SpongeBob in his seasons 6-8 counterpart, where he is essentially a stupid manchild, but not in a funny or clever way.
 * 62) ***Eeyore is more depressed and he obsesses over killing himself, based on the bizarre ways that he talks about how "culture has failed".
 * 63) ***Kanga is a generic, one-dimensional mother who barely has any personality and is never seen bonding with her son, Roo.
 * 64) ***Rabbit is a scumbag who treats his friends like absolute garbage and always blames them for things that did not go to his plan, even when they do something right, he still claims that they did it wrong, regardless.
 * 65) ***Gopher is a generic stereotype to Whovian people.
 * 66) * Angelina Ballerina becomes this magical girl-obsessed prick, even though she rants on how anime isn't popular in the UK when there are some legit reasons as to why. Despite this, at least she still respects the UK and isn't a weeaboo.
 * 67) * Fifi Forget-Me-Not is way stupider compared to her TV counterpart, whilst she was somewhat of an air-head who sometimes forgets things from time to time in the original show, she has become extremely stupid here and always forgets everything that happened around her in only five seconds, it's like she has short term memory.
 * 68) * Bumble is now even more obsessed with honey than he originally was, even going as far as to sting other people just so he could steal honey from them, not even Winnie the Pooh would go this far.
 * 69) * Primrose is somehow even more stubborn, selfish, and stuck-up compared to her original counterpart, she now spits out at anyone who attempts at touching her household objects, even going as far as to scream at Elvis Cridlington just for slightly tapping on her glass window to her door.
 * 70) * Violet is now just a wuss and is more of a butt-monkey than she was original, as she gets horribly treated by her sister, Primrose, and is even the victim of being the one who always gets picked on by the rest of the UK gang, even by other characters who are also butt-monkeys, like Lofty and Elvis.
 * 71) * Salad Fingers may not be flanderized that much, but he is reduced to a being that is kind yet is really annoying.
 * 72) * Danger Mouse and Count Duckula are very retarded and act like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck, Danger Mouse is now as retarded as Johnny English and can't do proper stuff, while Count Duckula is now a retarded vampire who is a toxic vegan.
 * 73) ** Danger Mouse also has another Flanderization in the film, he actually has his Johnny Test-like personality from the 2015 series, only worse. Penfold is even a bigger coward than he already was, you see it's like his fear is used for annoyance than humor. Penfold can't even take criticism as well with his fears.
 * 74) * The Battletoads only exist to be hip and become obsessed with English football. What's worse about this is that they hate America for calling football soccer. They also contribute to toxic football fans.
 * 75) * Peter Rabbit is worse compared to his film counterpart, as he wants to get rid of this person that he hates who is visiting the UK and he happens to be a Canadian too, it's like Peter Rabbit is xenophobic. Though luckily, he at least failed this plan to get rid of them after Wallace, Wendy, and Funky Kong stop him.
 * 76) * Roobarb and Custard are super obsessed with UK politics thus being like rivals. Sure, Custard is Roobarb's rival, but not like this. Thankfully though, Roobarb isn't completely flanderized compared to Custard.
 * 77) * Mr Blobby is more of an overhyped moron who can easily be compared to Cool Cat albeit more tolerable. Though, he at least Mr Blobby does not do bad stuff, unlike Cool Cat.
 * 78) * Randy Cunningham is now somewhat of an edge lord.
 * 79) * The Koala Brothers, Frank, and Buster are reduced to being Australian stereotypes. Either way, at least they still have a likable status as they do help other people as usual.
 * 80) * Da Easy Crew are bigger Jamaican stereotypes, to the point where Diddy Kong has a hate boner for them thanks to Diddy's Flanderization.
 * 81) * Roary the Racing Car becomes a speed demon who breaks the rules of the speed limit on the community road and always tries to outrun the police when being chased by them, what's worse is that he never gets punished, not helped by the fact that Big Chris is completely oblivious to Roary's illegal speeding trips.
 * 82) * Tin-Top became a dum-dum who can't tell the difference between making a left or right turn, which results in him crashing a lot, and there are also scenes where he's driving backward as if he was Tow Mater, but it's dangerous for Tin-Top because he doesn't have rear view mirrors.
 * 83) * CiCi, under the influence of Dex the Dumptruck, became a bully who verbally abuses Roary, and has little to no respect towards him, and when she straight up tells Roary that she hates him, it almost makes Roary commit suicide, if Maxi hadn't stopped him. CiCi, however, thankfully became her old self again, when she found out that Roary was gonna end his life, so that's a plus right there.
 * 84) * Drifter became a boring Asian stereotype with not much personality.
 * 85) * Mr. Bean is reduced to only being obsessed with eating beans, hence his name, even though he is still likable.
 * 86) * Most of the Kongs from Donkey Kong Country are worse compared to their Flanderization in the Donkey Kong Country TV Series:
 * 87) **Diddy is now a xenophobe and more of a troll, as likes to harshly prank non-UK people for fun, but most of the time it's not funny. He is also a big hypocrite at times, like in one scene where he tells the Blue Meanie "look at the bright side, at least we're not going to Japan where they're obsessed with waifus and husbanos instead of real people" which is total hypocrisy since Diddy comes from a franchise that originated in Japan despite being created by Rare (even his uncle Donkey Kong was created by the Japanese).
 * 88) **Dixie serves no purpose in this movie other than her talking about pets and doing more stupider stuff.
 * 89) **Cranky Kong becomes a lazy (though not completely lazy) asshole who uses the "I'm too old" as an excuse which is ironic since he did some adventures before like in Tropical Freeze.
 * 90) **Candy Kong becomes an SJW that is overly obsessed over political correctness and will lash out at anyone who disagrees with her.
 * 91) **Funky Kong becomes an annoying idiot who acts like a total manchild, much like Cyborg from mh:terribletvshows:Teen Titans Go! (only worse).
 * 92) **Tiny Kong (her DK 64 Appearance) is a big crybaby who acts like Caillou, since she throws tantrums over small things, like not getting to eat cookies or having the door closed on her.
 * 93) **Chunky Kong is now a show-off who loves to admire too much on his strength which can get really annoying.
 * 94) **Lanky Kong acts like a stupid clown who teaches people false facts, like when he said that "Hello Kitty is an American character" and "2001: A Space Odyssey was considered to be the worst movie ever made by critics", which are two absolutely false facts.
 * 95) * Wallace now becomes CRAZY OBSESSED about eating cheese and crackers instead of everything else that is important, it's like he has a drug addiction, and it's even worse than Mr. Bean's addiction to eating beans. That's further implying that Wallace chooses cheese and crackers over his friends, but at least he still likes to eat legit healthy food.
 * 96) * The Farmer and Bitzer have become moral guardians who are overly protective of the farm and always try to prevent Shaun and his flock from doing anything, even if they are trying to do something harmless or heroic.
 * 97) *Paddington the Bear, while still likable and is not flanderized at all here, becomes even more addicted to marmalade than he usually is, to the point where it seems like he can't go on with his adventure without a marmalade.
 * 98) *Si'Ha Nova is now a "Mean Girl" stereotype, that mostly bullies certain characters just for "not being beautiful enough".
 * 99) *Grandmaster Glitch from Go Jetters is now a complete villain, and now he causes colossal damage, not because of selfishness or stupidity like the original show, but rather, he causes destruction because he is evil.
 * 100) *Gumball Watterson appears for some strange reason despite the fact he's mainly American and spends every second doing stupid stuff, much to the annoyance of Allister and Thomas.
 * 101) *Darwin Watterson while not flanderized has become Gumball's chew toy, and there are scene where Gumball flat out says that Darwin is not his brother, but rather a pet who grew legs.
 * 102) *Nicole Watterson broke up with Richard just so she can become a member of the Romanian group NewStarMusic where she dresses up as Mary Poppins, as well as becoming Si'Ha Nova's best friend and slave.
 * 103) *Richard Watterson is now a member of the British pop group Scooch.
 * 104) *Zippy has become so loud that he's not even funny compared to the Rainbow series.
 * 105) *Dougal, Zebedee, Brian, Ermintrude, and Dylan are now even stupider compared to their appearances in Doogal.
 * 106) *Archibald Asparagus from VeggieTales now becomes somewhat a religious nut-job, and he also became a perfectionist who criticises everything that is wrong in his book.
 * 107) *Scrooge McDuck now becomes as cruel as Mr. Krabs.
 * 108) *Gollum becomes even more obsessed with rings and other kinds of jewelry than he was in The Lord Of The Rings. His "Precioussss!" line is overused to the point where it gets annoying very quickly.
 * 109) *Banjo becomes a jackass who is obsessed with the UK culture and instead would go after those that do not fit his taste in his UK list, making him a racist. This is shown in the scene where he wants to destroy Microsoft just because they purchased Rare and that Microsoft is an American company.
 * 110) *Kazooie becomes a useless comic relief. Though she's still likable.
 * 111) *The Bear and Bird duo are not the only ones flanderized, various other characters from Banjo Kazooie are too:
 * 112) **Bottles is this know-it-all who acts like he wants to state the obvious.
 * 113) **The Jinjos have turned into useless comic reliefs that act stupid on purpose and do nothing to contribute to the plot.
 * 114) **Mumbo Jumbo on the other hand is implied to have a hate boner towards atheists that he would use his spells against them which is offensive to atheists (even Archibald Asparagus called him out despite being a character from a Christian cartoon).
 * 115) *Dudley Dursley has turned into a Princess Morbucks-Esque spoiled brat dialed up to 11, and he's even more unlikeable than he was in Harry Potter.
 * 116) *Charlie Bucket (from the 2005 Tim Burton adaption) has less personality compared to his actual self and is now more of a punching bag who always loses his Wonka bars, even when he lays his eye off of one for simply one second, not helping by the fact that Freddie Highmore delivers an even blander role than he originally did.
 * 117) *Violet Beauregarde (from the 2005 Tim Burton Wonka adaption) is the complete opposite of how she was originally portrayed, as she is now a doubtful coward who thinks that she is unable to do any sort of thing right, she even doubts her record on gum-chewing.
 * 118) *Veruca Salt (from the 2005 Tim Burton Wonka adaption) has also turned into a Princess Morbucks clone, though she later redeems herself at the end.
 * 119) *Mike Teavee (from the 2005 Tim Burton Wonka adaption) is now an "epic gamer" who constantly rages at any video game he plays, there was even a scene where he raged at LittleBigPlanet over a minor error.
 * 120) *Professor Layton is now a professor who would become way too much of a gentleman that it makes him look like a stereotype instead of himself. Though at least he's still a gentleman as always.
 * 121) *Horrid Henry became even more horrid than he already was, to the point where he's extremely unlikable, though at least he is not as unlikeable as Norman Price.
 * 122) *Eddie The Head has turned into a heartless psychopath who likes to kill people for fun.
 * 123) *Billy Kane is now a rabid rock/metal elitist that wants to kill Ed Sheeran, Sam Smith, Anne Marie, and other modern British singers.
 * 124) *B. Jenet is now a homophobic girl which is way too out of character. Just because SNK made her a cheerful girl who is very comfortable around men, does not mean that she's homophobic. What were they thinking?
 * 125) *Tracer also shares a similar Flanderization with B. Jenet, she becomes a heterophobe. Just because she's lesbian, does not mean that she has to go full-on heterophobic! Though keep in mind that B. Jenet's and Tracer's Flanderization only happens when they argue with each other. There's even an entire scene dedicated to their argument.
 * 126) *Bridget from Guilty Gear is now reduced to a fanboy stereotype.
 * 127) *Some of the Rubbadubbers were also flanderized:
 * 128) **Tubb (though he's the most likable) now worships The Beatles like their gifts from God.
 * 129) **Sploshy is now reduced to an annoying starfish toy who is a jerk that wishes death on those who hate the UK.
 * 130) **Terrance has bad manners and never stops ranting about Boris Johnson for whatever reason.
 * 131) **Finbar is now a mindless shark who says "arr, arr, arr" in an earrape tone every time
 * 132) **Reg is now a know-it-all numbnut who has a massive ego and loves to boast about why "he is so smart".
 * 133) **Amelia is now an annoying comic relief who has an annoying recurring joke where she hopes that she doesn't crash like the planes on 9/11.
 * 134) *Nunu has become an annoying robot that shoots tubby custard everywhere he goes.
 * 135) *Duggee became an incompetent and forgetful airhead, who doesn't even understand the badges that HE designed, and sometimes, he just outright gives the squirrel scouts badges, even if they did nothing to earn them, and whenever he runs out of badges, he comes up with new ones that are also really basic and even laughably easy, like when he made the "Do nothing at all Badge".
 * 136) *The Chief Blue Meanie has become a racist xenophobe who thinks all Americans are lazy. To prove this point, when Thomas decides that everyone should go on a trip to America, The Blue Meanie immediately says "Are you talking about the country where they eat nothing but hamburgers and hot dogs?".
 * 137) *Birdie from the first Street Fighter has also turned into a racist and said that his one wish was for "all fat Americans to be beaten up to a pulp".
 * 138) *Sarah from Sarah and Duck became an over-protective girl who is WAY too paranoid about Duck's safety, and doesn't let him do anything remotely fun, even if what he wants to do is not dangerous in the slightest.
 * 139) ** Not to mention, her rivalry with Hilda is very childish and all because of Hilda being jealous of Sarah's show airing on CBeebies (which is so laughably stupid, considering Hilda is not even educational), while Sarah is jealous of Hilda's massive fanbase.
 * 140) * Eric Feeble from mh:terribletvshows:Stressed Eric went from a mh:loathsomecharacters:butt-monkey to being a Star Butterfly wannabe, who is energetic, optimistic and enthusiastic, and his actions bordering on being recklessness, to the point of endangering the people around him, though this change was probably for the better.
 * 141) *Whizzo is even more obnoxious and annoying than he originally was.
 * 142) *Henry's Cat is basically nothing more than a Garfield clone.
 * 143) *Mary Sue (yes, that's her name) acts nothing like how she did in Magical Diary as she just acts like a stereotype of a "hip and trendy" teenager that uses nothing but TikTok, Twitter, and Instagram all the time.
 * 144) *Charlie and Lola are now problematic siblings who constantly fight each other 24/7, Charlie's Flanderization is especially worse as he even engages in physically abusing Lola.
 * 145) *Half of the Alphablocks have been atrociously butchered:
 * 146) ** 'A' became an always accidental prone and absolutely annoying Alphablock.
 * 147) ** 'D' is now a dim-witted and dumb dunderhead who doesn't understand anything, and he does seem to be down in the dumps all day, and he doesn't give a reason why.
 * 148) ** 'E' essentially became eccentric, egotistical, and especially energetic, and always expects things to be best for himself, and when things don't, he bawls about it like it's the end of the world.
 * 149) ** 'G' (similar to Roley) takes global warming too seriously and graciously goes out of her way to hate anything that slightly damages the environment, whether it'd be gas from cars or big industrial machines. Her grating characterization greatly made her a good-for-nothing Greta Thunberg clone.
 * 150) ** 'H' became a hot-head who has this mindset that she is the best runner in the whole world, and has a huge hatred for Ron Hopcroft, which is dead disrespecting, as he died in 2016.
 * 151) ** 'J' became a juvenile jokester who is just unbearable, and she frequently jeers at anyone who doesn't get her jokes, which is unjustifiable, and she takes everything as a joke, even if it's not something to laugh at.
 * 152) ** 'K' kinda like the Battletoads, is now a super fan on english football, and thinks it's not okay whenever somebody calls football "soccer", and he would go as far as to kick his football at someones head when they do.
 * 153) ** 'L' at least 70% of the time, does incredibly long lectures to the alphablocks whenever they do something that she doesn't like, and she expects everybody to listen loud and clear to her lessons, but the lessons are very boring and feel like they go on for far too long. And the worst part about her characterisation here is that she now shoves "Calling All Engines" styled learning segments in the movie for no real reason.
 * 154) ** 'M' has a much too massive obsession over potato waffles, that he actually makes Elvis, Nineteen, Diana, and Lily May look sane and much more controlled by comparison, and most of his lines are very mind-numbingly stupid, like "I ate a McDonalds, my favorite thing to munch on are the armrests!"
 * 155) ** 'P' pretty much is now pompus prick, who often Pops in the most random of events, even if they have nothing to do with her, for example: In the scene where Gordon and Paddington were talking about the Crossrail Underground Train Station, 'P' randomly pops in and starts singing "Pump-It" by The Black Eyed-Peas, her unpredictable presence can probably be compared to jumpscares.
 * 156) ** 'T' became a tense, timid Alphablock, who has a terrible train-of-thought, and it's always like he cannot function without 'H', as he always says that they need to be with each other at all times.
 * 157) *Some of the Numberblocks were flanderized too:
 * 158) ** Eighteen became a Hitler wannabe and even tried to cause what he called "the British 9/11".
 * 159) ** Nineteen, just like Elvis, is now obsessed with potato waffles.
 * 160) ** Twenty is now a British stereotype.
 * 161) * While Finley the Fire Engine and Captain Parker are thankfully not flanderized, the same can't be said about Finley's friends.
 * 162) **Dex the Dumptruck became a manipulative bully who always tries to steer the other vehicular characters in the wrong direction, and also brainwashing them, like when he gets Roley to rebel against humans because "All the worst things that happen on the whole planet earth is because of humans!", luckily, Roley stops after Muck snaps him out of it.
 * 163) **DJ became a reckless, hyperactive, and irritating bulldozer who constantly annoys Finley The Fire Engine and always thinks that accidents and crashes are all fun and games, and her habit of sucking her own scooper is taken too far here.
 * 164) *George Pig, while likable, is even more of a crybaby than he already was, and the way that his cry sound effects are used are incredibly lazy that it sounds like they took two seconds of the crying clip, and copied and pasted it ten times.
 * 165) *Daddy Pig, while still likable and not out of character, can't go on an entire minute without talking about NASCAR.
 * 166) *Gio Compario is even more annoying than he already was.
 * 167) *Diana the Dancer from Alphabest Friends, despite being likable, is now obsessed with potato waffles.
 * 168) *Max Mercer is now way more annoying, unlikable and bratty than he was in Home Sweet Home Alone, as he seems to retain Norman Price's personality from Fireman Sam since season 6, in which he is now an emergency-causing jerk who barely gets any comeuppance for his actions.
 * 169) *The U Got 45'd characters' Flanderizations were taken up to the 11:
 * 170) **Brazil is now a crazy fanboy of the Japanese Empire to the point where he won't stop stalking her.
 * 171) **Poland is still a Gary Stu.
 * 172) **Cuba, like Poland, remains her Mary Sue personality.
 * 173) Executive Meddling: During early production, the movie was supposed to be released as a tribute to various children's media created in the UK in a similar manner to Children's Party at the Palace or The Official BBC Children in Need Medley, as a matter of fact, it was originally going to be released on Queen Elizabeth II's 95th birthday (April 21st, 2021), but due to many problems with the production of the film, it had to be delayed to 2023, which caused a lot of bad changes to the film and it made it less of a tribute to the pieces of media that were created in the UK.
 * 174) Pointless guest appearances and cameos of random famous British celebrities and popular internet users, whose cameos are rather wasted and they don't really give great contributions to the film, with some of them even having a different personality compared to their real-life selves to the point where they act like completely different people.
 * 175) * Winston Churchill only appears for five seconds drinking tea with The Fat Controller in a local Starbucks.
 * 176) * Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay are only there so they can be one of the villains of the movie, which feels out of place because they aren't evil in real life.
 * 177) *GradeAUnderA is also portrayed as a villain in this movie. And he is a whole lot more aggressive than how he was on his YouTube channel, and he does 1-hour rants on the most minuscule things for the pettiest of reasons, while not paying attention to even worse things happening.
 * 178) * BlakeIsHere, Lily May, and Maddie Cástano all act completely different than they do in real life. Granted, they're just fictionalized versions of their real-life counterparts, and Lily May and Maddie Cástano are played by actors rather than themselves, but their portrayals in the movie are still bad nonetheless:
 * 179) **Blake is now a racist xenophobe who thinks all Americans are lazy and all Africans are poor. He also has a hate boner for Amtrak, Numberblocks, and Smyths, and is now ableist, homophobic, and sexist, he also has a weird obsession with Virgin Media. He also likes committing crimes.
 * 180) **Lily May, while still likable, is now obsessed with eating potato waffles, and is even worse compared to Elvis' obsession.
 * 181) **Maddie Cástano became scared of trains and has developed a massive phobia towards them for some unknown reason, not to mention she's now a satanist.
 * 182) ***She even attempted to kill Thomas at one point in the film!
 * 183) * The UK K-Pop girl group KAACHI does absolutely nothing other than to compliment the main characters and perform their songs. You could easily take them out and nothing would change!
 * 184) * The British pop band S Club 7 also contributes nothing to the story either, as they are only there for the scene where the characters sing and dance to "Reach".
 * 185) * Harry Hill is now nothing more than a useless comic relief who is absolutely insufferable to go through, mainly due to him acting like his counterpart in The Harry Hill Movie.
 * 186) * Russell Howard, despite him still having his real personality, doesn't really do anything to contribute to the movie other than to just tell the UK gang a few of his weird stories.
 * 187) * DanTDM only has a wasted cameo just so he can announce that the UK gang is playing a game of Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games.
 * 188) It tries to do a similar concept to movies like Space Jam: A New Legacy, mh:greatestmovies:Ready Player One, mh:greatestmovies:Wreck It Ralph, The Emoji Movie, mh:greatestmovies:Ralph Breaks the Internet, Scoob! and Pixels by having a massive variety of British characters in the movie and it tries to create this United Kingdom Cinematic Universe, which despite sounding like an amazing concept on paper, it ends up having a poor execution since the movie sometimes relies too much on being a self-promotion for random British properties than being an actual movie itself, which suffers the same problem as Space Jam: A New Legacy and mh:greatestmovies:Ralph Breaks the Internet, although here, it isn't as bad as it is in the former, it is worse than in the latter.
 * 189) The official trailer of the film was a straight-up copy of the Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace trailer, complete with Horrid Henry screaming "NO!" a-la Obi-Wan, albeit Henry's scream is cut very shortly by Thomas and Allister telling him "SHUT UP" (which is actually pretty funny)
 * 190) *The second trailer was a lot more comedic featuring the same song used in the Thomas and the Magic Railroad trailer (The World is New), and it had a cringy scene of Wallace singing the UK national anthem but he's punched by Peppa Pig.
 * 191) *The trailers were also pretty inconsistent, some of them were action-themed and others were comedy themed, and there was were some that parodied other movies, such as one that was a parody of the infamous Super Mario Bros. 1993 film and one that was a parody to the first theatrical teaser trailer of mh:greatestmovies:The Simpsons Movie.
 * 192) *There was even one teaser trailer, which seemed to be a parody of space documentaries, with "Rocket Man" by Elton John playing and Stephen Fry trying to give a speech on the history of Earth, but he's soon interrupted when Thomas, Allister, Bob the Builder and Peppa Pig can be seen shooting out of Earth in a rocket ship, and they fly into the empty void of space.
 * 193) Some scenes in this movie are just pure filler and have nothing to do with the story at all. It's just there for no reason whatsoever and they do not make any sense, most of the examples include:
 * 194) *In a scene where Gordon Ramsay announces a cook-off to make him the best sandwich ever, the winner would get respect from Ramsay. A big amount of characters participate in it, with some sandwiches ranging from straight-up awful to absolute masterpieces. But the worst sandwich came from Angry Kid, and by that, we mean there was no sandwich on the plate, he was so stupid that he forgot it was for Ramsay and he ate it. But when Angry Kid realizes and says "BOLLOCKS!" Ramsay made him the winner Just because he said a swear word. This leads to the other characters shouting "BIASED" "RIGGED" "I'VE BEEN ROBBED" "IT'S NOT FAIR" etc.
 * 195) *After the cook-off, there's a scene where Angry Kid and Gordon Ramsay have a contest to see who can say more swear words, luckily. All of it is censored.
 * 196) *A scene where Norman Price burns down an entire hospital filled with innocent families.
 * 197) *Pingu shouting a really loud "NOOT NOOT!" from on top of Big Ben, only for Allister to attempt to shoot him and for some reason, Pingu starts flying, even though penguins don't fly. Later Pingu joins the ever-growing UK gang.
 * 198) *Daddy Pig and Tin-Top having a conversation about the latest NASCAR cup series, and other NASCAR related topics.
 * 199) *The scenes where Fireman Sam rants about Elvis, which go on for far too long and are extremely boring to listen to.
 * 200) *Yamper, Kipper The Dog, and Spot The Dog participate in the Westminster dog show during the middle of the film, and after that, they aren't heard from again until way before the climax, where they join the UK gang.
 * 201) *The scene where Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Blake, and Vicky Pollard play mh:crappygames:Little Britain: The Video Game on their PSPs.
 * 202) *The scene where Peppa Pig, Sackboy, Shaun the Sheep, Timmy, Noddy, Pingu, Vicky Pollard, and Spud the Scarecrow are exploring the Smyths toy shop, which serves as nothing but product placements for random toy companies and is a rip-off to the FAO Schwartz scene in The Smurfs.
 * 203) **In fact, Spud the Scarecrow basically acts like Gargamel in the scene, with the only difference is that he uses his leafblower to mess around with and causes accidental destruction to the shop, rather than using it as a way of kidnapping the people he hates.
 * 204) **There is also a scene where Spud accidentally sucks up Timmy with the leafblower, causing Shaun to change the switch on the leafblower from suck to blow, causing Timmy to launch across the shop and crash into Pokémon merchandise, which is similar to Gargamel accidentally sucking up Azrael, causing Patrick to change the switch from suck to blow, and it causes Azrael to launch across the shop and to crash into Hello Kitty merchandise.
 * 205) *Noddy trying to find an "ultimate, super rare Hello Kitty doll", which are scenes that feel like they were added in at the last minute.
 * 206) * There was a scene where Hilda and Lara Croft argue about the mysterious animals that lurk around the UK. Hilda thinks it's real, while Lara thinks that they're not. That plotline is somehow forgotten as they started to forget about the debate.
 * 207) *The fight scene with Billy Kane and Cammy White, (though epic), only serves as filler and lasts for a whopping 20 minutes. The same can be said about the boxing match between Dudley and Steve Fox.
 * 208) *A scene where Blake burns down a Smyths toy shop, as a likely reference to when the Smyths in the Globe Retail Park in Naas, Ireland was subject to a fire on 27 July 2016 that destroyed one of the shop's stockrooms, causing the shop to temporarily close, with operations being moved until repairs could be made.
 * 209) *Some scenes where Sarah and James fight each other in a Super Smash Bros. styled battle.
 * 210) *Elvis Cridlington and Roley having a petty and childish argument about whether the Bee Gees version or the Steps version of "Tragedy" is better.
 * 211) *A scene that has Fireman Sam, Elvis Cridlington, and Penny Morris attempting to save Scrapper the Cat from Mr. Bean and Mrs. Wicket's apartment, which is on fire, but then they get into an argument instead of, y'know... saving Scrapper. Thankfully, Finley the Fire Engine comes to the rescue and saves the day. This scene is infamous as it rips off the MCFD scene from the Mixels episode "Nixel Nixel Go Away".
 * 212) *All of the characters doing an awful cover of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen which adds nothing to the story.
 * 213) **When Wallace sings his parts, his singing is very off-key, and sounds absolutely nothing like Freddie Mercury.
 * 214) **The instrumental break is done by Banjo and Kazooie and it sounds really annoying.
 * 215) * One scene where Thomas and Alister insult Jody and Johnny (from Tracy Beaker Returns/The Dumping Ground and they were in their animated versions) just because they don't care... this can offend people that actually care.
 * 216) * A scene that is very similar to a moment in the Family Guy episode, "Yacht Rocky" which had a scene where Chris tried to throw Meg's dead boyfriend's head up to Meg, and it lasted for way too long. There is an entire scene similar to that one where Elvis Cridlington tries to throw Sackboy's tools into his pod, but it lasts for a whooping six and a half minutes.
 * 217) * A scene where Maltese Stand-Up Comedian, Kevin Naudi does an ultimate rant on Norman Price, after that, Norman does a rant on him. While Kevin's rant was actually well-done, Norman's rant on the other hand is so pathetic and laughably silly.
 * 218) * A scene featuring Maddie and Norman Price robbing a NatWest bank, thankfully Blake stops them.
 * 219) * Fireman Sam, Bob the Builder, Wallace, and Postman Pat are all angrily arguing with each other about "what time does EastEnders air".
 * 220) * Duggee teaching the audience how to build the best Hornby railway ever, but by the time he's done, he realises that the locomotives were Dapol N gauge.
 * 221) * Si'Ha Nova and Nicole Watterson going to Saint Aymes coffee shop in London, with Si'Ha Nova ordering a cheesecake and unicorn latte, while Nicole Watterson orders macarons and a cappuccino.
 * 222) * Several characters eat fish and chips while the Thomas song "Gone Fishing" plays.
 * 223) * Roley and Dizzy waiting for a cow to fart, which lasts forever, when the cow finally farts, Roley's reaction is unfunny and too over-the-top.
 * 224) * Lily May, Diana the Dancer, Elvis Cridlington, Nineteen, 'M', and a few others going to an Iceland frozen food shop just to buy potato waffles, thankfully, it is quite short and doesn't feel like a 10-minute advertisement for the shop compared to all of the other scenes where a character(s) goes to a shop, but nonetheless, it is still filler-worthy and a blatant product placement for Iceland, Birdseye and McCain.
 * 225) * A very disturbing, yet cringe-worthy scene where Norman Price and Numberblock 18 imagined themselves blowing up the entirety of London while dancing to "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz.
 * 226) * Mary Sue doing a cringeworthy Tik Tok video of her dancing to "Bim Bam Toi" by Carla, in inhumane ways a la the infamous GrubHub commercial.
 * 227) * There's a scene where Postman Pat and Fireman Sam write and exchange each other hate mail all day and all night, and it goes on for 5 minutes!
 * 228) * Eric Feeble using his stress vein to strangle Funky Kong, which is very long and uncomfortable to watch.
 * 229) *Max Mercer throwing a huge tantrum because he couldn't get to play on his mh:awesomegames:Nintendo Switch.
 * 230) *Nicole Watterson, Si'Ha Nova, and NewStarMusic singing "Baby Shark" until Thomas and Allister tell them to stop. Thankfully, it doesn't actually play the song during the scene, but the scene is still nothing but filler.
 * 231) *Peter Rabbit assuming that Kanga and Roo are from Australia, and spends an entire scene trying to get them deported to that country, not only is this mean-spirited, but it received controversies from Australian viewers.
 * 232) * Lily May and Elvis Cridlington debating on whether Birdseye or McCain make better potato waffles.
 * 233) * Blake and Dizzy singing "Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler for no reason, which serves nothing to the story. Even though Dizzy's singing actually sounds decent, Blake's singing is absolutely terrible and it sounds nothing like Bonnie Tyler.
 * 234) *There's a subplot about Percy the Small Engine and Tommy (Allister's best friend) trying to get the trust of the gang, but they fail into doing so until 4 hours in, which is kinda mean-spirited. Also, why is Percy allied with Tommy and not Milo in the subplot?
 * 235) *Thomas, Banjo, and Allister watching this video and when they see Banjo-Kazooie winning against mh:awesomegames:Super Mario 64, they announce it to the UK Gang and they all make a party that Sir Topham Hatt quickly interrupts as he ate all of the food, and then they go back to the mission.
 * 236) *A completely pointless and cringe-worthy scene where the UK gang do line dances in a dance club, with "Cotton Eye Joe" and "5, 6, 7, 8" playing after each other during the scene.
 * 237) * A similar scene where Elvis Cridlington and the rest of the UK gang (except for Fireman Sam, Bob the Builder, Postman Pat, Thomas, and Allister) all got on a yacht and danced to "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club, it even plays the song during its entirety too.
 * 238) * The montage scene where Fireman Sam, Wallace, Postman Pat, Allister, and Bob the Builder are all exercising at the gym trying to get ready to take on a gang full of boxers while "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers plays, but after the exercise montage is over and they get ready to battle, they get cold feet and run away scared.
 * 239) *Mary Sue posting a tweet complaining that "Doki Doki Literature Club and Omori are video games for babies" when it's not true in the slightest as both aforementioned games contain themes of suicide.
 * 240) * Dizzy speeding through the hallways of a burning building to escape it is accompanied by the song "Gold" by Spandau Ballet, which despite being epic and exciting to watch, involves Dizzy slipping into a burning room and burning to a crisp, but then it reveals that the entire scene was all a dream, thus making it completely pointless.
 * 241) * Si'Ha Nova and Nicole Watterson going shopping at a mall for lingerie.
 * 242) * Wendy trying to read the 2001: A Space Odyssey novel from the front cover to the back in one sitting, but it almost feels like it never ends despite it not lasting that long.
 * 243) * Blake trying to put Amtrak into bankruptcy.
 * 244) * The UK gang visiting Paulton's Park and spending more than 10 minutes exploring the place, having a go on each of the rides, and meeting the Peppa Pig mascots at the Peppa Pig World attraction, which serves nothing to the story other than being there for a product placement for the theme park.
 * 245) * Despite not being a sports film, there is an ENTIRE scene where most of the characters have to compete in football. It's almost as long as an entire game of football.
 * 246) ** Additionally, there is a scene where everyone participates in a game of Quidditch that last for 40 minutes.
 * 247) **Then there was another scene where most of the cast play a really good game of Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympics on the Wii.
 * 248) **Though epic, even the scene when Banjo & Kazooie and Diddy Kong team up with each other to fight in a game of Smash is long too since they are the only members of the UK Gang to join Super Smash Bros.
 * 249) * A really cringe-worthy scene where Allister dances to "Come for the Ride" (a Thomas song) and it lasts as much as the actual song.
 * 250) *A scene where Lily, Maddie, and a few others vandalize and destroy an Argos shop, thankfully Blake stops them, but then the Argos is permanently closed.
 * 251) *While funny, the scene where Blake, Lily, and Maddie recreate YTP sexer is only there as filler.
 * 252) *A scene where Thomas and Scoop from Bob the Builder had a very pointless rap battle, even though Thomas' rapping sounds decent, Scoop's rapping is awful and it sounds like he was making up the rap lyrics as he went along.
 * 253) **Not to mention when Scoop loses the battle, he lets out an annoying scream.
 * 254) *A pointless scene where Allister tried to catch a Pikachu, which lasts for way too long.
 * 255) *A scene where the 2005 version of Veruca Salt inflates into a blueberry exactly like Violet Beauregarde does in mh:greatestmovies:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Though pointless, it was a good callback to where she comes from.
 * 256) **There was even a scene where Nessa, Melony, Alice, Lara Croft, and Bea inflate into blueberries, which traumatizes Allister, albeit they revert back to normal at some point in the film.
 * 257) ** Another scene involves Numberblock 18 inflating into a blueberry exactly like in "The Blueberry Virus" Scratch projects, which feels like Elsagate.
 * 258) * Blake time traveling to December 2008 to buy all the fixtures and fittings for sale at a closing down Woolworths.
 * 259) Lots of the attempts at trying to be funny in this movie all fail miserably, with them mostly coming across as really unfunny and cringe-worthy:
 * 260) *Much like in the actual Little Britain show, Vicky Pollard overuses her catchphrase "yeah but no but", which can get a bit annoying at times.
 * 261) *Thomas uses his catchphrase "bust my buffers!" every time a sex joke is said, which not only makes the joke much dirtier, but it also gets very annoying.
 * 262) *Most of Dizzy's recurring jokes rely way too much on her saying gross-out lines and often telling the characters how much she loves farts, butts, and poop.
 * 263) **In fact, they had one scene where Dizzy imagined herself playing in a giant pile of horse manure, which goes on for far too long.
 * 264) ***The scene was so controversial that future airings on TV had the scene completely cut.
 * 265) *Many of the "jokes" said by Fireman Sam are just him ranting on and on about how much he hates Elvis, which are all cruel, unfunny and they just pad out the runtime. In fact, Sam even said that he wished that he would die a horrible death right in front of his face during a scene near the end of the movie.
 * 266) * One of the cringiest scenes in the whole movie involves Duck the Great Western engine communicating with Duck from Sarah and Duck, the scene consists of the two making some of the stupidest noises you'd ever hear.
 * 267) *The scene where Spud the Scarecrow gets tased by the police was very awkward and laughably stupid, it's also a clear rip-off to the scene in The Smurfs where Gargamel gets tased by the police, which already was a laughably stupid scene, to begin with.
 * 268) *There was a really tasteless joke where Amelia pretended that she was in the planes on 9/11 and pretended to crash into the Twin Towers (although it was actually just a brick wall made out of LEGO pieces).
 * 269) *Rosie supplies lots of sexual innuendos in the movie, the most infamous lines include: "Every time I see Thomas, I feel like my funnel might be getting longer!", and "We haven't explored each others bodies at all, why is that?"
 * 270) * One point in the movie had Rosie in the Vicarstown Shunting yards, and she was thinking of Thomas, and she has an imagination sequence where she and Thomas 'kiss in a shed. Not to mention, when the sequence is over, her side tanks leak and water goes all over Ironworks Arry, the way the scene was setup and the yellow lighting made it look like Rosie accidentally pees on Arry.
 * 271) ** There is also a scene where it's a flashback to Rosie's arrival on Sodor, when she first meets Thomas in the Knapford Shunting yards, her side tanks leak and she pisses herself in front of Thomas, which makes him slightly uncomfortable, and didn't give him the best first impression.
 * 272) *Wallace's lines only consist of him telling really bad cheese puns or him just going on and on about how much he loves cheese.
 * 273) **Some of them feel out of place or are forced like when Wallace hears someone fart and says "Ugh, you did cut the cheese!", and "You're a..MUNSTER!.
 * 274) *Tigger almost always has a joke that involves him saying something stupid, only for someone to call him out, and then he sings a version of "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers" where he sings about how he was the only one who found his joke funny, while it may be funny the first time, it gets old half-way through the movie because he constantly repeats this joke.
 * 275) *There is a running gag where some of the characters mistake Allister (and occasionally Muck) for a girl, and every time this happens, he yells "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER???"
 * 276) *Blake has a recurring joke where he says various things followed by "Donald Trump", or just says it randomly, which makes no sense.
 * 277) **He even has a few cheesy lines, like "I burned down a Smyths today!", and "potato waffle disease", which come across as laughably stupid.
 * 278) *Every once in a while, Hilda makes really stupid and cheesy puns based on British Television Channels or any form of British Media. Here are some examples:
 * 279) ** ""Hildas comin' in HOT but sadly not stop motion..""
 * 280) ** ""Gimme Five, David! Ahh-Ahh, you were BBC-Two slow there!""
 * 281) ** ""What a great Chapman you are, Mr. Kay!""
 * 282) ** "There is More4 you to suffer through!"
 * 283) **"You want me to revive you? Well, Proteus, I might not be the one who knows how to do that, because doing witch-y stuff is a big challenge for me, but I think you should pick my friend, Frida, who IS a witch, for reviving you!"
 * 284) *There are some jokes where the American people mistake Thomas and Bob for having American accents, which gets old fast.
 * 285) **In fact, it even goes as far as to insult people who remember watching the American versions of Bob the Builder and Thomas & Friends by having Thomas and Bob constantly call the Americans who mistake them for having American accents "stupid people who clearly have no taste in British culture".
 * 286) *There are quite a few jokes in the movie that often just take jabs at American shows like The Big Bang Theory and The Office for seemingly no reason.
 * 287) *The movie for some reason has a weird running gag over "milk/dairy related jokes" which leads to some mean-spirited or stupid moments, such as:
 * 288) ** Wallace pouring some cereal into a bowl, but when he finds out there is no milk, he straight-up starts wailing over it as if the cereal isn't edible without milk.
 * 289) ** Fireman Sam realizing there is no milk in his coffee, and he blames it on Elvis, even though it wasn't his fault.
 * 290) ** Hilda drinking straight from a milk carton to remove Proteus' Magic Lamp power drainage side effects (Which was David's wild guess idea to remove the side effects), and then Tontu yells at her and calling her "uncivilised".
 * 291) ** Lofty accidentally spilling milk all over Fifi's daisy seedlings, and then she calls Lofty a "Plant Terrorist".
 * 292) *The scene where Hilda, Twig, Angry Kid, and Fearless Freddie find Proteus' Magic Lamp was admittingly awesome, until the point where Angry Kid uses the lamp's powers to make Hilda lay an egg just because Hilda told Angry Kid that he can't wish for 10000 wishes or 10 more Magic Lamps. That joke was made to be a reference to Chicken Run 2 because Hilda's VA Bella Ramsey voices a character in that, but it was the worst way to handle an Aardman reference.
 * 293) ** What makes it even worse is that when David and Frida investigate the egg, Frida uses her witch powers to see what's inside the egg and then she tells Hilda that there is a "Mini-Me" Hilda inside the egg, which causes Hilda to faint.
 * 294) *The scenes that involve Lofty being compared to terrorists and murderers, despite him having nothing in common with them, there are even scenes where he is compared to Adolf Hitler, as a blatant use of Godwin's Law.
 * 295) As good as the voice acting may be, there are quite a few questionable roles for specific characters:
 * 296) *Most of the Bob the Builder characters were voiced by their actors from the 2015 reboot, as opposed to their original actors, whilst it may be justifiable why most of the characters that Rob Rackstraw played weren't voiced by him (seeing how he denied the opportunity to play in this movie), it couldn't have been hard to get the other voice actors from the original series to play the role as their original characters.
 * 297) **What makes it even weirder is that they did have Kate Harbour and Neil Morrissey play their original roles for Wendy, Dizzy, Lofty, and Farmer Pickles, but for some reason, they only had them play as only the roles for those characters and had the other ones play as the voice actors from the 2015 reboot.
 * 298) **Ironically, Spud and Travis were not voiced by any of their original voice actors and were instead voiced by Neil Morrissey, although he does a decent job at voicing them.
 * 299) ***Another thing is Neil Morrissey was going to play as Bob and Roley. However, the directors decided to force him to step down for no apparent reason and had Lee Ingleby and Marcel McCalla play as Bob and Roley instead.
 * 300) *Even though nearly every voice actor from Season 5 of Fireman Sam reprised their roles for their characters, Sam was the only one who wasn't reprised by John Sparkes, and was instead played by Steve Kynman (who played Sam since Season 6 of the actual show), even though he still does a decent job at playing him.
 * 301) *Even if DJ D Sugar Hammer gets to voice Amy The Angel, she barely sings in the movie.
 * 302) *Ben Small voicing Stepney the Bluebell engine might've been a decent choice on paper, but the way his voice was executed was a little weird, as Ben Small, whenever he's voicing Stepney, sounds like he's trying way to hard to sound like the voice he did for Thomas.
 * 303) As mentioned earlier, the film lasts 5 hours with 20 minutes (with 10 minutes of credits), and the intro lasts a whopping 6 and a half minutes! That is too long for a film supposedly rated PG.
 * 304) The characters going around the world, while a creative idea, can make the film misleading, especially since it's named United Kingdom: The Movie, albeit the amount of time they are outside the UK is 38 minutes out of 190 minutes.
 * 305) The plot can be confusing at some points, to the point where a few characters even mock it: Postman Pat compares the confusing plot as "the most confusing roads he's been in," Blake insults the plot by saying "the film TOTSOs" at certain points, and Dizzy being aware of how confusing the plot is by exclaiming that she "didn't understand a single thing that happened in the last five hours" during the scene, where the UK gang are talking about the adventure they had. As a matter of fact, the producers had to explain the plot better in interviews.
 * 306) *The movie also has some big plotholes:
 * 307) **Tildy from Hilda is the one who gave Proteus' Lamp the ability to grant wishes, Tildy did this so she could have a cloud pet, and it's stated that she enchanted the lamp on the day Proteus falls off the old iron bridge and dies, and his ghost was a side effect from the lamp.
 * 308) **Dizzy implies that she has never traveled anywhere in her entire life, even though she's traveled to multiple places in the actual Bob the Builder show, most notably when she went to Bobblesberg in Snowed Under and the Cactus Creek in Built to be Wild.
 * 309) A lot of focus is mainly put on Thomas and Allister, to the point a lot of characters who had potential, such as notably George Pig (who is Peppa's brother) Mummy Pig, and Daddy Pig didn't have a lot of screentime, the two other characters that are most relevant to the plot apart from the two protagonists are Peppa Pig and Bob the Builder, whom the former is luckily redeemed after her rude moments in the actual series. Thankfully, everyone that isn't the latter two main characters does get a fair amount of screen time since the movie is long as hell.
 * 310) The movie sometimes tries way too hard to be hip with the kids, by having the characters use smartphones and make references to random memes. Sometimes, their attempts at trying to be hip fail miserably because they either make a reference to a meme that is no longer relevant in 2023, or they just have the characters use an outdated electronic. For instance, there was one scene where Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Blake, and Vicky Pollard all played mh:crappygames:Little Britain: The Video Game together on their PSPs, this scene is not only unnecessary because it is a product placement for one of the worst video games ever made, but it also feels incredibly outdated to make a reference to that game since the PSP is a console from the seventh generation and mh:crappygames:Little Britain: The Video Game was a game that came out in 2007. There is also the aforementioned scene where the characters play Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympics on the Wii, this one also feels outdated because the Wii is a console from the seventh generation, and Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympics came in 2012, hence the title of the game.
 * 311) For some reason, the movie has a weird obsession with adding in tons of stereotypes for no reason whatsoever, and unlike most shows with stereotypes, they are more offensive and annoying than funny.
 * 312) *There are some pretty racist Australian stereotypes, portraying them as stupid, dumb, copycats, and thrown-away characters, there's even a scene where Gromit attacks mh:amazingyoutubers:PhantomStrider, a scene where Thomas and Allister attack Luke and Kevin Lerdwichagul (the SMG4 duo) after the latter two called Thomas and Allister "pommies" and a scene where The Koala Brothers get chased by Fireman Sam and Bob the Builder after they call them buggers and get away in their airplane while singing their theme song.
 * 313) *The stereotypes towards Americans aren't any better, as they are depicted as racist, messy, overweight, lazy, redneck, disgusting, junk food eating slobs.
 * 314) *There are even UK stereotypes despite taking place in the UK, such as some characters being addicted to tea and crackers, which is hypocrisy at its finest.
 * 315) Shameless product placements in the form of Tesco, Costa Coffee, Pringles, Walkers, Jacob's, Nestle, Warburtons, Holiday Inn, Smyths, Sanrio, PlayStation Portable, Compass Group, Mattel (most prominently HiT Entertainment), TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games, GAME Digital, Heinz, Moshi Monsters (dated since the website closed in 2020), Co-operatives, Royal Mail, ITV, Channel 4, Channel 5, British Home Stores (dated since the last stores closed in 2016), Primark, Nintendo, Wii, Paulton's Park, Red Funnel, ASDA, Iceland, Birdseye, NASCAR, McCain, Coca-Cola, The Guardian, BBC, LEGO, Morrisons, Woolworths (dated since the last stores closed in 2009), Little Britain: The Video Game, DeviantArt, RareWare, Media Molecule, Sumo Digital, Cadbury chocolate, and etc.
 * 316) *There are even dedicated scenes which are based on advertising for these companies and products, like the scene where Peppa Pig, Sackboy, Shaun the Sheep, Timmy, Noddy, Pingu, Vicky Pollard, and Spud the Scarecrow are in Smyths, the scene where the UK gang visit Paulton's Park, and the aforementioned scene where Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Blake, and Vicky Pollard play mh:crappygames:Little Britain: The Video Game, the usage of the product placements are so bad that the movie can come across as more of an advertisement than an actual movie itself, which suffers the same problem as The Smurfs and The Emoji Movie, which were coincidentally also released by mh:greatestmovies:Sony Pictures Animation.
 * 317) *What's even worse is that there are even puns or too obvious refrences based on product placement that are only there for more advertising:
 * 318) ** There's this laughably bad line from Thomas: "There's a Big World on the dot on the I, and you can go on Big Adventures!" an obvious reference to the early 2000s HiT logo.
 * 319) ** Roary the Racing Car saying that in 2015, he was once rewarded with top-tier tires, and he comments that it was a "GoodYear" for him (get it, GoodYear?).
 * 320) ** When Hilda, Frida, David, Angry Kid, and Horrid Henry try to cast a spell to obliterate the egg that Angry Kid made Hilda lay, Frida asks if there is an old piece of technology that is in Hilda's house, Hilda responds by saying "You can use my Old TV, since my Mum got me a new one, and the new one has Milkshake!" then Tontu responds by saying "TV's make Milkshakes? I'll be right back, I'm making some Pepto Bismol" (Pepto Bismol is not a Milkshake, Tontu, You idiot!).
 * 321) Even though this movie takes place in the UK, it has some historical inaccuracies involving the UK, such as claiming it was created by Arceus, Woolworths still exists in the UK, and the UK and USA are enemies.
 * 322) The film hints at the rest of the Steam Team and the Galar Gym Leaders being a part of the team, and while it happened, they barely get any screen time as the focus of the film is made on Thomas and Allister, in fact, the original scripts were supposed to have the focus on various characters apart from those two, but were changed for unknown reasons, and the counterparts for the trainers and trains are as follows:
 * 323) *Milo/Percy
 * 324) *Kabu/James
 * 325) *Bea/Emily
 * 326) *Nessa/Toby
 * 327) *Gordie/Gordon
 * 328) *Opal/Edward
 * 329) *Melony/Henry
 * 330) *Piers/Rebecca
 * 331) *Raihan/Nia
 * 332) False advertising:
 * 333) *One of the posters misleadingly has John Lennon's incarnation from The Beatles: Yellow Submarine, yet he's nowhere to be seen or mentioned in the movie.
 * 334) *Nigel "Numbuh 1" Uno from Codename: Kids Next Door is also on one of the posters, yet he does not appear anywhere in the movie, nor is he mentioned.
 * 335) *The aforementioned teaser trailer involves Thomas, Allister, Bob the Builder, and Peppa Pig zooming into space in a rocket, but in the actual movie, they don't go to space.
 * 336) *The trailers for the film hint that Rob from The Amazing World of Gumball, Zeebad, Otto Hill from The Harry Hill Movie, Diesel 10, Grandmaster Glitch, King K. Rool from Donkey Kong Country, Glomgold, Erik Ahlberg, Gruntilda Winkybunion from Banjo Kazooie, and the Cybermen from Doctor Who, were gonna be the main villains, but it's H.Bomberguy, who is even a bigger SJW than he was, even though the Cybermen, Diesel 10, Grandmaster Glitch, Zeebad, Rob, Grunty, Glomgold, and King K. Rool still appear in the movie as villains (though not they're not the main ones).
 * 337) **The only trailer that portrays him was the one based on the 1993 Super Mario Bros. film, but the others treated Rob as the villain.
 * 338) There are a handful of very mean-spirited moments in the movie, such as:
 * 339) *Bob the Builder violently abusing a Pikachu just because he electric shocked him, thankfully though, Allister stops him after witnessing what happened in the scene.
 * 340) *Lofty is being compared to terrorists and murderers, which are all unsatisfying insults since Lofty didn't really do anything to deserve these insults.
 * 341) *Everything that involves Pingu being a jerk towards anybody who is affiliated with Japan or likes anything Japanese, like Pingu threatening Hello Kitty that he will stab her throat with an ice pick in her sleep, Pingu calling Noddy a moron for liking Japanese products, Pingu ambushing the Galar gym leaders with a snowball cannon, and Pingu biting Angelina Ballerina's finger when she was discussing about her favorite manga.
 * 342) *Peter Rabbit telling Kanga and Roo to go back to Australia, claiming that "their kind are not welcome in the United Kingdom", which gained controversy from Australian viewers.
 * 343) *Max Mercer and Norman Price violently attacking Elvis Cridlington with Home Alone styled traps, it gets to the point where Elvis gets on his hands and knees and begs for Max and Norman to stop while crying at the same time. It is pretty painful to watch and it makes you feel very sorry for Elvis as he did absolutely nothing wrong to offend Max and Norman.
 * 344) *Bumble violently stinging Bob the Builder multiple times all because he touched his honey, although Bob wasn't even trying to take it, he was just moving it so he could reach his hammer.
 * 345) *A scene where Muck and Roley are cleaning a section of Trollberg to clean up all the slugs (from Flushed Away) and take relocate them to a home outside the town so the slugs won't eat the crops. There's a point where Hilda was disgusted by the slugs, and then Roley tells Hilda "Do the slugs a favor and KILL YOURSELF!" to which Muck responds with "Yeah, kid, what he said!"
 * 346) *Diesel and Norman Price fooling Peppa Pig and Tigger into thinking that they'll kill George Pig and Roo by running them over whilst they lay on the rails, but they don't actually kill them. The scene is even more disturbing when you see Peppa Pig and Tigger both cry in agony when they beg them to stop.
 * 347) *Dizzy calling Shaun the Sheep "a fat stinky grass-eating butthead who deserves to rot in hell", which was a very cruel thing to say to Shaun as all he ever did to offend Dizzy was that he accidentally killed the batteries on her Walkman.
 * 348) *Fireman Sam insulting Elvis Cridlington by claiming that "he is one of the worst people he has ever met" and that "he wishes that he would die a horrible death!".
 * 349) The film tends to be too unrealistic at times by inserting elements that take away from the slice-of-life feel that the movie was intended to be:
 * 350) *One example was in the trailer parodying Super Mario Bros., there's a chase scene where Thomas and Allister (the latter of which is Thomas' conductor during the film), alongside Brum, Roary, Capitalstar, and Train from The Magic Roundabout are escaping from Gordon Ramsay, Simon Cowell, and the other villains, and at one point Gordon activates a trap that makes a bent track appear in the railroad Thomas and Allister were in and for some reason, Thomas actually makes a full 360-degree spin and somehow manages to get back on track, which is even more unrealistic than the accident he had in Thomas & Friends: Big World! Big Adventures! The Movie.
 * 351) *Another example is in the scene where Bob the Builder dies, which involved the gods bringing him back to life shortly after he dies, with the gods exclaiming that he has "done a good deed, and he doesn't deserve to go just yet".
 * 352) The film can't decide if it was to be for kids or for an older audience, the film has multiple highly intense battle sequences, tons of adult jokes, references to pieces of media, and events that are far too serious and inappropriate for children to hear, and some characters from adult show participating (such as Vicky Pollard from Little Britain and Angry Kid for example), but it also has a lot of stupid humor and the fact the majority of characters in the film are for kids (mainly from preschool shows).
 * 353) In addition to this, there are many scenes in this movie that are way too inappropriate for children and are often subjects that are not even appropriate for a PG movie:
 * 354) * At some point in the scene where Hilda re-caps the events of Hilda and the Mountain King to Angry Kid and Fearless Freddie, she mentions how when she got turned back into a human, she says that she ends up in her "Birthday Suit" and she learned that the hard way, but Angry Kid thinks Hilda is talking about the thing that she'd wear on her birthday, and that if HE got turned into a troll and then back into a human, he would be dressed up as Captain Thunderpants because that's what he wears on his birthday. Hilda then almost tells Angry Kid what she meant by "Birthday Suit", but luckily Freddie interrupts her and reminds her about how she was telling them about her latest adventure.
 * 355) *There is one infamous scene where Nessa and Uka Uka go on a killing spree because she found bones in her pizza while the UK gang goes around the world to search for the evil menace and confront it, in fact, the killing spree almost resulted on Bea getting killed, albeit Allister saved her. Later on, Nessa regrets doing this and apologizes to Thomas, Bea, and Allister and they forgave her, thus she joined the UK Gang.
 * 356) **What's even more ironic about this is that she didn't actually kill anyone.
 * 357) *Probably the most inappropriate and disturbing scene in the entire movie is when Bob the Builder sits next to Lola and looks at her with a creepy smile while "Careless Whisper" by George Michael plays. After the long awkward stare, it cuts to Lola looking traumatized and her lying on the ground, implying that Bob the Builder engaged in pedophilia.
 * 358) *There's a scene where Rosie tells Allistar that on her first days at Sodor, she had a huge crush on Thomas, and tends to stalk him, while also wanting to be just like him. It's implied that she raped Thomas after he was rude to her, Rosie didn't say that in those exact words though, as all she said was that she did an "Inappropriate Thing" to Thomas, but it didn't take long for James A Williams to find out what it meant.
 * 359) *Many scenes in the film have a lot of references to pieces of media that are inappropriate for children, such as the Monty Python films, A Clockwork Orange, Little Britain, BlakeIsHere: The Animated Series and Spitting Image.
 * 360) **There's a scene where King K. Rool and Gruntilda imagine Melony getting the Mr. Creosote treatment (albeit she doesn't explode), an obvious reference to Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
 * 361) **There is a scene where "Allister gets so drunk on tea that he went completely off the rails", a reference to a scene in Spitting Image where that thing happens except it's Thomas.
 * 362) **There is a scene where H.Bomberguy forces Bob the Builder to watch terrible reboots made by Mattel such as mh:terribletvshows:Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go! and mh:terribletvshows:Bob the Builder (2015) whilst "Ode to Joy" by Ludwig van Beethoven plays, which is a parody to the Aversion Therapy scene in A Clockwork Orange.
 * 363) **Because Vicky Pollard is in this movie, there are tons of adult jokes that she says which are literally ripped straight from Little Britain.
 * 364) *There are even scenes where characters get murdered, which is far too serious and scary for a PG film:
 * 365) **In one scene, Allister uses Thomas to push Wilson from Chuggington and Circle from Underground Ernie to a scrapyard, albeit it makes a reference to mh:greatestmovies:Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith, what makes this scene worse is that both of them didn't get punished and get away scot-free for their actions.
 * 366) **There was a similar scene where Tiny Kong attempted to murder all the bees.
 * 367) **Another similar and mean-spirited scene is when Henry Stickmin distracts all Fortnite fans so that Luke Skywalker could kill them.
 * 368) ** There was one scene where Elvis was about to fall to his death but manages to save himself, but Sam ends up grabbing Elvis by his hands, only to let him go and to make him fall off the cliff and nearly die, but he, fortunately, is saved by Sackboy and Shaun the Sheep thanks to them using Sackboy's pod.
 * 369) ** There was a similar scene where Thomas was casually driving through the railway, but Maddie ends up derailing Thomas and nearly causes him to ram into an explosive barrel, but he, fortunately, misses it.
 * 370) **There is even a scene where Blake attempts to kill himself during the climax, which is dark and disturbing. It was even to the point where Blake himself hated the scene and he tried to start a petition to get the directors to remove it from future broadcasts, but they declined in doing so.
 * 371) **During the climax, there's a part where Bob the Builder gets stabbed in the heart by H.Bomberguy, thankfully though, he does get his comeuppance by getting caught by the police and being sent to life in prison.
 * 372) *There's a close-up of Allister's feet in one scene.
 * 373) They often mispronounce words incorrectly which is terrible, to begin with. For instance, "car" is pronounced as "cah". Why does this sound familiar?
 * 374) The musical numbers feel forced and most of (if not all) the soundtrack is nothing but songs by English pop singers and rock and metal bands, mainly from The Beatles, Electric Light Orchestra, and Queen. Even some songs from Scottish, Irish, and Welsh bands or singers are used here too.
 * 375) *Though to be fair, it's nice to listen to some of the characters sing their covers of Beatles music.
 * 376) *The movie had a stupid attempt to use Montreal's "We Will Commit Wolf Murder" in a scene featuring Thomas and Allister where they realize life is not always about shits and giggles, this is worsened by the fact that the song is inappropriate for children, and there are two more sequences featuring Thomas and Allister, thankfully though, the swear words in the song are censored by bleeps.
 * 377) *The song, "Hymn for the Weekend" by Coldplay was used very inappropriately, as its portrayal isn't really fitting for the scene where most of the characters have a reunion.
 * 378) *The movie also has a few terrible original songs, the worst offenders of them are (from worst to best) "I Like To Fart", as most of the lyrics just revolve around Dizzy stating that farts are funny and they smell bad, "Fricking Up Smyths" ("Fucking Up Smyths" in the uncensored version) a song that plays during the aforementioned scene where Blake burns down the Smyths, and it's mostly a song making fun of Smyths and Blake saying "Chad Valley is better", "Potato Waffle Song" which is a song that Lily and Elvis do and it's what the title says, a song about potato waffles, "Forget Me Harder Daddy" (also known as "Fuck Me Harder Daddy" in the explicit version), a song about Si'Ha Nova and Nicole Watterson wanting to have sex, and "Frick Amtrak" (also known as "Fuck Amtrak" in the uncensored version) as it is a xenophobic anti-American song and most of the lyrics just revolve around Blake stating that Amtrak is overrated (It should also be worth noting that all of the uncensored versions weren't included in the official soundtrack but were released separately as singles by Sony Music Entertainment).
 * 379) **As a matter of fact, the official release of "I Like To Fart", which was uploaded on YouTube by the official Bob the Builder account, has a whooping 5 million dislikes compared to 410 thousand likes.
 * 380) The movie cannot take criticism and tends to jab at critics who dislike the movie for its premise. For example, one commercial for the movie had Wallace saying "United Kingdom: The Movie is a movie that is fun for the whole royal family, including the queen! and whoever doesn't think so is a teeny-weeny little maggot who suffers crippling depression and might be lactose intolerant!"
 * 381) Some dramatic scenes can be very stupid, with them acting all suspenseful and exciting for the viewer, and are instead followed by really stupid things.
 * 382) Even though lots of characters in this film get a decent amount of screen time due to the film's ridiculous runtime, some characters that had the potential of appearing only had cameos or didn't even appear at all, such as Florence, the Goose from mh:awesomegames:Untitled Goose Game, George Pig, Daddy Pig, Mummy Pig, Hello Kitty, Alfur, Station Officer Steele, Scrambler, Benny, Pig and Arnold from Kipper, Humba Wumba, Christopher Robin, Lou and Andy from Little Britain, Wrinkly Kong, The Go Jetters, Nick the Ninja from Alphabest Friends, and Pudsey Bear, whom the latter only appears once.
 * 383) * Station Officer Steele never even got a speaking role in this movie and he doesn't even get a proper cameo either, he is only reduced to a cameo on a picture of himself in the Pontypandy Fire Station and is only occasionally mentioned by Sam, Elvis or Penny.
 * 384) * Andy and Lou from Little Britain only get one voice line in the entire movie and only one scene dedicated to them, which was disappointing for fans of Little Britain.
 * 385) *Alfur from Hilda, despite being one of the most major characters in the series, only has one word of dialogue ("Despicable!") and he only appears in the scene where Frida erases the egg from existence. The reason why this is the case is because he wasn't even supposed to be in the movie, to be faithful to the Hilda Graphic Novels, Alfur, however, was added in anyway, because Hilda's room is designed after the Netflix Series, and having Alfur's house without Alfur didn't feel right to the Animators, and that one word he said is actually unused dialogue from Philip the Diesel Boxcab.
 * 386) * As mentioned earlier, Peppa's family does not get that much screentime in the movie, which was wasted potential for their characters. Although, George thankfully gets a little bit more screen time compared to Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig, but he still doesn't get quite enough in the movie.
 * 387) * Scrambler and Benny don't get enough screentime in the movie, and they only have one dedicated scene where they meet the UK gang, but then they leave and are not seen ever again after that.
 * 388) * Although it may be justifiable because Hello Kitty is a character created in Japan, Hello Kitty barely gets any screen time in this movie and only has a few small cameos, which was done due to Sanrio declining the offer to make her a recurring character in the movie. The only scenes in the movie in which she is present are in the airport scene, where she can be seen leaving the building and getting ready to head back to her home in England, the scene where all the characters sing "Bohemian Rhapsody", in which she can be seen singing with the characters during the opera part of the song, the scene where she tries to cheer up the UK gang after a heated argument, the scene where all the characters sing "God Save the Queen", in which she is seen singing with all the other characters, and in the dance party scene near the end of the movie.
 * 389) * The Go Jetters only appear in two scenes, the scene where the characters sing "God Save The Queen" (they don't sing by the way, only Ubercorn gets to sing) and the CBeebies Hangover scene, both of which, they only have silent cameos.
 * 390) * The Extended Car Warranty Guy only appears in the Shrek's Pizza scene, which was wasted for his character since that scene, in particular, was only used for filler, there could have been scenes where he could have said his classic joke, "Buy My Extended Car Warranty!"
 * 391) * To make things even worse, there are some characters who don't even appear at all, and suffer the trope Chuck Cunningham Syndrome, and the movie acts like that those characters who suffer the trope don't even exist. The only characters who don't suffer this are the Thomas & Friends characters (which, by the way, is pretty impressive that every Thomas character appears in this movie, even if it's just for one line of dialogue). Examples of characters who suffer Chuck Cunningham Syndrome include:
 * 392) ** Most Bob The Builder 2015 characters, other than Leo and Two-Tonne, everybody else does not appear, though this might be a good thing because the classic characters who were replaced by the reboot characters get to appear on the big-screen after not appearing for quite a while.
 * 393) *** What's strange is that Skip is the only character from the original series who does not appear in this movie.
 * 394) ** Some Hilda characters suffer this trope such as Trevor, The Great Raven (albiet, he appears in a deleted scene), Victoria Van Gale, The Forest Giant, The Vittra (their home is present, but it's instead inhabited by the Slugs from Flushed Away), The Lost Clan, The Tide Mice, The Lindworm, The Yule Lads, The Marra (aside from an indirect mention by Hilda), and The Weather Spirits.
 * 395) During the final hour of the film, Allister and Thomas (alongside Bea and Emily) change themselves to look like crowned form ghost/fight type gym leaders (Allister and Bea) having both of each other's colors (Thomas and Emily, albeit both keep some of their original colors), and Blake (alongside Lily and Maddie) turns themselves into trains (the train forms first appeared in the 2021 film The Story Of Marciano), just to enter a place that only allows crowned forms in order to search for more clues about Gordon Ramsay's evil deeds, and they stay like that for the rest of the film, however, the crowned forms are cool.
 * 396) The movie sometimes adds in stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with the UK:
 * 397) *There are a few product placements for companies that do not come from the UK, such as Pringles, Nestle, Sanrio, PlayStation Portable, Birdseye, McCain, Mattel, Heinz, Nintendo, Wii Coca-Cola, TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, LEGO and DeviantArt.
 * 398) *There is a scene in the post-credits scene where the UK gang sing "Y.M.C.A." by Village People, while hilarious, the song has nothing to do with the UK.
 * 399) *The song "Take On Me" by A-Ha plays during the scene where the UK gang explores the entirety of the UK, although the scene is wonderful and has beautiful animation that represents the hand-drawn animation in the "Take On Me" music video, the song is technically not from the UK and is actually from Norway.
 * 400) *The aforementioned scene of Mary Sue dancing to "Bim Bam Toi" by Carla on TikTok. The song, "Bim Bam Toi", is not from the UK and is actually from France.
 * 401) *The aforementioned scene of Nicole Watterson, Si'Ha Nova, and NewStarMusic singing "Baby Shark", even though the pop group NewStarMusic has nothing to do with the UK and is actually from Romania.
 * 402) *The final battle scene plays "The Final Countdown" by Europe, even though the band and the song have nothing to do with the UK and is from Sweden.
 * 403) *"Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex plays during the scene where the UK gang do line dances, despite the song originating in Sweden.
 * 404) Sometimes, the movie isn't afraid of rehashing concepts or ideas from other movies:
 * 405) *There is a scene where Billy Kane meets his female counterpart from The King of Fighters All-Star and they both start to argue with each other which is a rip-off of a certain scene from mh:greatestmovies:Toy Story 2 and it also copies elements from mh:greatestmovies:Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse as well like when male Kane said "this could literally not get any weirder" and the female version said "It can get weirder".
 * 406) *The ending credits scene rips off the credits of mh:greatestmovies:Shrek Forever After, by highlighting different scenes from other pieces of media that the characters in the movie were originated from, even though the scene is wonderful and provides good nostalgia to fans of the characters' respective source materials.
 * 407) The first part of the ending itself is just a freaking dance/musical number akin to The Emoji Movie, Saving Christmas, and Open Season: Scared Silly and it plays "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO during the scenes, despite the song not really having much to do with the UK other than the fact that Lauren Bennett is featured in it, who is an English singer. Not only does it feel like it was added in at the last minute, but it serves as nothing to the story and is just there to make the original ending that only consisted of the emotional scene where Thomas gives Allister a final ride a little bit more "happier".

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) A concept of a United Kingdom Cinematic Universe actually sounds like a decent idea on paper, although the execution in this movie was bad.
 * 2) Every character is voiced by their proper voice actors except for the ones whose voice actor died prior to production, so the voice acting is good.
 * 3) *Despite John Sparkes not getting to reprise his role for Sam, it was nice seeing John Sparkes, Sarah Hadland and Joanna Ruiz play their characters from Fireman Sam, seeing how this came out 17 years after they stepped down their roles for their characters.
 * 4) *Unlike the rest of the Bob the Builder characters, Lofty, Wendy, Dizzy and Farmer Pickles are at least voiced by their original voice actors (Neil Morrissey and Kate Harbour).
 * 5) **Even though most of the voice actors from the 2015 reboot play as the Bob the Builder characters, they actually do decent jobs at trying to intimidate the voices of the characters from the original series as opposed to the voices from the 2015 reboot, although some sound notably different from their original counterparts in the original show, Paul Panting, in particular, does a fantastic job at trying to intimidate Rob Rackstraw's voice for Muck.
 * 6) Despite the poor attempts at trying to be funny, there are still a handful of funny scenes in this movie:
 * 7) * There is a really funny promo for the USA release of the film where the characters are forced to sing the USA national anthem but they refuse, with Thomas exclaiming "I'm a British tank engine!" and Allister proceeding to make his Gengar attack the person in charge of the promo.
 * 8) * The scene where Mr Bean meets Johnny English is very funny.
 * 9) ** Same thing can apply to Banjo & Kazooie meeting Yooka & Laylee which turns out to be wholesome.
 * 10) *Some of the jokes can be self-aware in a good way and can often be funny due to how clever they were, some of them include the one scene where Fireman Sam compared Elvis Cridlington to Elvis Presley, commenting that he is "the welsh version of him but slightly dumber", the scene where Noddy asks why Peppa Pig has four eyes and four nose holes, in which Peppa questions on what he is talking about, and the scene where Vicky Pollard wondered why Little Britain was taken off from circulation because of its offensiveness even though Family Guy and South Park are still airing on TV.
 * 11) * The joke where Hilda's side effects from Proteus' Magic Lamp's power drainage is of her freezing in place and saying "This content is currently unavailable" and making an awkward smile was a clever joke on the 4Kids/ website.
 * 12) *Elvis Cridlington showing the UK gang a Hello Kitty bag, followed by his line "Ya like mah Hello Kitty bag?" is hilarious and is probably one of the funniest moments in the movie due to its nonsensical and outlandish nature.
 * 13) *An utterly wicked and totally brilliant scene where Horrid Henry and Angry Kid rampage through the streets of London.
 * 14) *After Wooly and Worth sing their cover version of "Winter Wonderland", Bob the Builder brought in a hilarious one-liner by saying "It's NOT Christmas yet!".
 * 15) *The scene where all the CBeebies characters hang out was a very wholesome and nice scene, and, to make it even better, Duggee rewards everybody with a "CBeebies Badge", and everybody does the "Duggee Hug" at the end of it.
 * 16) *Peter Kay had a decently funny cameo as himself, and it's way better all the other celebrity cameos here.
 * 17) *BlakeIsHere and the Extended Car Warranty Guy telling people to go to Shrek's Pizza in a commercial fashion is also hilarious and is also probably one of the funniest moments in the movie, despite it not making that much sense and is just a blatant product placement.
 * 18) *There are some very funny jabs at Mattel, such as the scene where Thomas sees a picture of his mh:terribletvshows:Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go! counterpart, claiming that he "despises that guy", and the aforementioned scene where H.Bomberguy forces Bob the Builder to watch mh:terribletvshows:Bob the Builder (2015) and mh:terribletvshows:Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go!, despite the scene being a parody of A Clockwork Orange, which is literally an R-rated movie.
 * 19) *The scene where Hilda tries to know the truth about Proteus the Ghost Engine was epic and felt like an episode from the show. It also had a great dynamic between Hilda and Freddie the Fearless Engine (and Angry Kid joining in because he said he had "nothing better to do" was amusing too).
 * 20) *The joke Angry Kid makes a Horrid Henry styled Nickname for Hilda (Heroic Hilda) but when Horrid Henry makes a Nickname for David and Frida, he can't come up with anything original was funny.
 * 21) *The scene where Willy Wonka and the rest of the children from mh:greatestmovies:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as adults make a little reunion was enjoyable and Wonka delivers some hilarious moments in the scene, such as the part where he questioned on how the children went back to normal despite what happened to them in the chocolate factory.
 * 22) * The Gruffalo made a decently funny cameo in the scene where the UK gang were visiting the forest.
 * 23) * The scene where Bob the Builder and Kipper the Dog have a chemistry like Gary Strang and Tony Smart in Men Behaving Badly was entertaining to watch, and it also reunited Martin Clunes and Neil Morrissey after the aforementioned show.
 * 24) * The bit where Hilda sings the HiT Entertainment jingle after Proteus' ghost goes into her bag was very adorable (in the Polish version, however, she sings the JimJam Jingle).
 * 25) * Blake's line, "I burned down a Smyths today!" is hilarious and is probably one of the funniest moments in the movie due to its "so bad, it's good" nature.
 * 26) * The scene where Danger Mouse, Lanky Kong and Toby the Tram Engine write a "Silly Speech" for Archibald Asparagus was hilarious, and also a good reference to "The Silly Ray" episode from Veggietales.
 * 27) *There is a really funny scene where Dizzy and Lofty both sing "Hallelujah" by Händel Messiah, and although it doesn't make too much sense, it is still really funny and is one of the rare moments in the movie where something that feels out of place can come across as funny.
 * 28) The animation is nice and well done, and all the character's designs stay true to their original series.
 * 29) *The CGI backgrounds are also visually stunning.
 * 30) *Speaking of how the characters stay true to the designs, it's nice to see how the people behind the film used the Bob the Builder character designs from the original series rather than the CGI character designs from the 2015 reboot, it looks very impressive because it actually tries to make the CGI designs for the characters resemble the stop-motion animation from the original series.
 * 31) *The character designs for the Fireman Sam characters are portrayed as their designs from the stop-motion era as opposed to their CGI designs from season 6-present, which made quite a lot of fans of the classic seasons happy.
 * 32) The only few characters that were not flanderized or have improved from their original personalities were Peppa Pig, Sir Billi, Yellow Guy, Red Guy, Duck Guy, Perfect Peter, Boj, Paddington, The Sun Baby, Draco Malfoy, Edward the Blue Engine, Emily the Stirling Engine, Donald and Douglas the Scottish Twin Engines, Stepney the Bluebell Engine, Fearless Freddie, Sir Topham Hatt, Shaun the Sheep, Bilbo Baggins, Victor, Gloria, Pink Panther, a Fall Guy, Sackboy, Ubercorn, Toggle, Dee, Oddsock, Swoop, Elvis Cridlington, Penny Morris, Vicky Pollard, The Gruffalo, Mouse (The Gruffalo), Willy Wonka, Augustus Gloop, Captain Blubber, George (Rainbow), Alice, Bungle, the rest of the Galar Gym Leaders, Mr. Pants, The Little Red Tractor, Stingo, Slugsy, Big Chris, Farmer Green, Flash the Rabbit, Mr. Carburettor, Marsha, The Flushed Away Slugs, Luke Triton, Timmy, Kiddy Kong, Gandalf, Jeremy Hillary Boob, Harry Potter, Dumbledore, Jake Tweenie, Mac Manc McManx, Bagpass, Ferb, Cammy, Maxi, Farmer Pickles, Travis the Tractor, Morph, Angry Kid, Owl, Roo, Spot (Spot Goes To Hollywood), the Pigs from Shaun the Sheep, Hello Kitty, Agent Honeydew, the Tracy Family, Lara Croft, Yooka, Laylee, Joanna Dark, most of the Numberblocks, Finley the Fire Engine, and Johnny English.
 * 33) *Peppa Pig is now way more likeable compared to her actual self in the TV series and actually has matured to the point where she doesn't act bratty, selfish or spoiled. She now cares for her family and friends and even has moments where she feels remorseful for her actions in the actual series, like when she had a deep conversation with her brother George claiming that she feels horrible about treating him like the way she did and begins to tear up while saying that she loves him so very much, which is heartwarming.
 * 34) *The Pigs from Shaun the Sheep are a lot more friendly to Shaun since they both know that they are going to a quest with the UK Gang, although they still do their silly antics to Shaun and Timmy.
 * 35) *Sir Billi is a whole lot more tolerable than how he was in the movie, and his new voice provided by Billy Connolly is a great re-creation os Sean Connery's voice.
 * 36) *Sackboy is one of the cutest characters in the movie despite being a silent character.
 * 37) *Edward is still the wise, old and kind engine that he was in seasons 1-9 and seasons 17-24. And he does boost any characters confidence, if they really need his help.
 * 38) *Oddsock, Toggle and Swoop are also likable and enjoyable too, with them being funny and cute companions to Sackboy, despite all three of them being silent characters, like Sackboy.
 * 39) *The movie reveals where Fearless Freddie has been before Thomas found him in Season 10.
 * 40) *Stepney's sendoff in this movie is much better than his sendoff in the actual Thomas series, and it also reveals what happened to him after he got hit with that sugar truck.
 * 41) *Elvis Cridlington and Penny Morris both have wonderful chemistry with each other in the film and they also both have a cute love relationship with each other too.
 * 42) **Despite his over-obsession with potato waffles, Elvis was thankfully reverted back to his personality from Seasons 1-5 and has actually gained a lot of competence, despite him still having his usual dimwitted moments. He also has quite a lot of funny jokes in this movie and is also very sympathetic due to Sam unjustifiably treating him like crap throughout the entire film.
 * 43) *Mouse from The Gruffalo is still the same intelligent character that he was in the original book, with him even tricking some of the main villains of the movie.
 * 44) *Despite him becoming more addicted to marmalade, Paddington still remains as likable and polite like he has always been, whenever he is on-screen, he never fails to not be nice.
 * 45) *Dee, despite being a little more hyperactive than how she was in Yakka Dee, is still likeable, and highly empathetic towards everybody.
 * 46) *Willy Wonka is still the same hilarious, yet unusual candymaker that he was in the Tim Burton movie, Johnny Depp brings in an even better performance than the one he did previously.
 * 47) *Augustus Gloop still retains his original personality and is still the same funny, gluttonous child that he was in the original movie.
 * 48) *The Pink Panther is still silent as always and does deliver some classic funny moments.
 * 49) *Kiddy Kong doesn't make that loud ear-piercing cry unlike in his appearance in Donkey Kong Country 3
 * 50) *Cammy is still beautiful in her own right, albeit she does wear pants just like her cameo in Wreck-It Ralph.
 * 51) *Maxi is now a whole lot nicer to Roary and his friends, even to the point where you can consider him being Roary's best friend. But he can still be kinda rude at times, but he does apologise if he wrongs somebody.
 * 52) *Perfect Peter now becomes likable and has a reason for accusing Horrid Henry, and he doesn't scream "MUM, DAD!" in an earrape tone like he did in the original show.
 * 53) *Johnny English becomes more competent than he was in the original films.
 * 54) *Mac Manc McManx, despite still speaking in a confusing British slang, is still a likable character as usual.
 * 55) *Bagpuss is still a funny character.
 * 56) *Stingo and Slugsy are still memorable characters, and they both have hilarious chemistry with each other.
 * 57) *Out of all the Winnie the Pooh characters, Roo was the only one that wasn't flanderized. He comes across as a very likable supporting character to the UK gang, and has a really heart-felt relationship with Tigger, in similar manner to their relationship in The Tigger Movie.
 * 58) *Despite only having small cameos in the film, Hello Kitty is still a likeable and adorable character who has a sweet moment where she tries to make sure that everyone in the UK gang is happy after they had a heated argument with each other.
 * 59) *Travis the Tractor and Spud the Scarecrow both have a great buddy relationship with each other, and they are always enjoyable whenever they are both interacting with each other on-screen.
 * 60) *Vicky Pollard is one of the few save and graces for this film, as she has a lot of funny and clever dialogue that manages to avoid coming across as annoying or repetitive, she instantly made the movie much better everytime she appeared (though she still uses her "yeah but no but" catchphrase quite a lot, which can get quite repetitive).
 * 61) *Draco Malfoy has become less of a jerk than he was in Harry Potter, and has gained lots of likability.
 * 62) *The Sun Baby is a lot less creepy than she originally was in Teletubbies.
 * 63) *Finley the Fire Engine is awesome and is a great firefighter, yet still retaining his curious and child at heart persona from the show.
 * 64) *Jake Tweenie has become less of a punching bag and is a lot more mature than he was in Tweenies.
 * 65) *Angry Kid is still a very funny, clever and troublesome boy as he was in the original show, and the bond between him and Hilda can be funny, especially considering that Hilda is the polar opposite of Angry Kid. Angry Kid also has many funny one-liners, like "So can I say...... BUGGER?".
 * 66) The narrator from LittleBigPlanet (which is of course Stephen Fry) appears as the narrator for the film which is a nice callback to the mh:awesomegames:LittleBigPlanet series, Stephen Fry even does a good job at being the narrator.
 * 67) Some of the musical numbers, covers and songs that played in the movie were good and nice to listen to:
 * 68) *One of the sequences with Thomas and Allister featuring the two of them singing "Just The Two of Us" by Grover Washington Jr. is actually pretty nice and relaxing, as well as the scene where they watched a sunset with "You're My Best Friend" by Queen playing.
 * 69) *The scene where Murdoc does a 5-minute bass solo is epic.
 * 70) *The song "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John serves as a somewhat fitting song for the film's climax.
 * 71) *The scene where Thomas sang the song "Someday" by Keisha White (and it from the show The Story of Tracy Beaker) is amazing, as well as the scene where Thomas, Wilson and Circle get into a rap battle, which was funny.
 * 72) *The scene where Fireman Sam and Elvis Cridlington went on an emergency mission to put out the fire that was in the Smyths toy shop whilst the song "The Boys Are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy plays is action-packed and exciting to watch.
 * 73) *Dizzy and Lofty both singing "Hallelujah" by Händel Messiah is amazing as their singing sounds terrific, and is also hilarious as mentioned earlier.
 * 74) *The usage of the song "Get It Together" fits very well in the scene where Sackboy skateboards with Shaun the Sheep and Pingu, it also serves as a nice bit of fan service for people who grew up with LittleBigPlanet as that song, in particular, is used in the "Skate to Victory" level.
 * 75) *The scene involving Shaun the Sheep, Timmy, Pingu, Peppa Pig, Sackboy, Toggle, Roo, Dizzy, Sarah and James, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong and Noddy playing around in a park with the song "Feels Like Summer" by Tim Wheeler playing, which was also a song made for mh:greatestmovies:Shaun the Sheep Movie, is a very heartwarming and cute scene to watch. Although it is ruined when Blake commits arson there.
 * 76) *There is a scene where the UK gang explore the entirety of the UK, with a beautifully made hand-drawn animation scene which tries to faithfully resemble the hand-drawn animation from the music video of "Take On Me" by A-Ha, it even plays the song during the scene.
 * 77) *The song "The Best Is Yet to Come" by Bonnie Tyler is a fitting song for the scene where the UK gang are talking about the adventure they had and how they thought it was wonderful for them to all be together in it.
 * 78) *The scene where Elvis Cridlington and Penny Morris had a cruise holiday whilst the song "Summer" by Calvin Harris plays is a heartwarming and cute scene to watch.
 * 79) *The remix of the Thomas & Friends song Busy, was incredible, and was sung by every Thomas character, which was great dedication.
 * 80) *Whilst Blake's singing for the cover of "Holding Out For A Hero" sounds awful, Dizzy's singing was actually very good and pleasant to listen to, even the instrumental of "Holding Out For A Hero", which is an orchestra version, is amazing.
 * 81) *There is a really nice post-credits scene where most of the characters sing "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" by The Beatles and they all sing well.
 * 82) **There was also a hilarious scene where the characters sang "Y.M.C.A." by Village People, despite the song having nothing to do with the UK.
 * 83) ** There is also another post-credits scene where the producers, directors, writers and actors sang "(Is This the Way to) Amarillo" by Tony Christie, which unlike "Y.M.C.A.", is actually related to the UK, and the scene is also funny.
 * 84) **At the very end of the credits, there was a hilarious rickroll scene which faithfully recreated the "Never Gonna Give You Up" music video with the UK gang in Rick Astley's (and the other people in the music video) places and them doing their own cover of the song, in a similar way to the rickroll post-credits scene in mh:greatestmovies:Ralph Breaks the Internet, not only is the scene hilarious, but the cover of the song actually sounds pretty good and the characters sing amazingly in it.
 * 85) *Whilst S Club 7's cameo was pointless, the scene where all the characters sang and danced to "Reach" by the aforementioned band was heartwarming and a fun scene to watch.
 * 86) *There was a cool scene where Bob the Builder and his machines sang "Mambo No.5", which was a nice callback to their cover version of the song.
 * 87) *Another cool scene was when Wooly and Worth sang "Winter Wonderland", which is another nice callback to their cover of the song.
 * 88) *The song, "Don't You (Forget About Me)" serves as a somewhat fitting song for the credits that combines all the different scenes from the pieces of media that the characters were originated from.
 * 89) *The UK gang cover of "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen is absolutely amazing, with the characters all giving great singing vocals, especially from Bob the Builder and Fireman Sam.
 * 90) *The song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler is a very fitting song for the emotional scene where Bob the Builder dies.
 * 91) *The scene where all the characters in the movie sing "God Save The Queen" (the UK national anthem) is actually a pretty powerful and emotional scene to watch, and they all sing amazingly.
 * 92) Entertaining and exciting action sequences, like the awesome final battle in London.
 * 93) *Jeremy Hillary Boob and Gruntilda doing a rhyme battle was entertaining yet exciting at the same time.
 * 94) *The climax scene where Thomas, Allister and Tommy (the latter of whom is now Thomas's secondary conductor), alongside the rest of the UK Gang (with many of them being separated into many trains) escape from an infernal London being bombarded by H.Bomberguy accompanied by the song "I'm Still Standing" is very epic to watch.
 * 95) The scene where Professor Layton and Luke solve various puzzles is lengthy but well done and well animated.
 * 96) The short film that came before the movie played (Mick's Birthday Blast) was really great. It featured Mick, Planty, Thomas, Allister, Bob the Builder, Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber, Mario, Luigi, Futaba Sakura, Morgana, Nessa, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat, Mr. Bean, SpongeBob, Patrick, Hello Kitty, Mickey Mouse (the character), Gumball, Darwin, Shaun the Sheep, Timmy the Sheep, Mary Sue from Magical Diary, Isabelle from Animal Crossing, Blake, Banjo, Kazooie, Wallace, and Gromit celebrating Mick's birthday.
 * 97) It was nice to see some characters return to animation and the big screen.
 * 98) The movie introduces a new character named Redneck Kong, who was a likeable character despite being a kong/UK gang member created for the movie. Though there is a lot more to him as said in the trivia section.
 * 99) Thomas, Allister, Emily and Bea's crowned form redesigns used in the last hour of the film are actually cool, despite them being pretty pointless.
 * 100) The movie has it's emotional and heartbreaking moments, like the scene where Bob the Builder gets stabbed in the heart by H.Bomberguy during the climax, and after he's defeated, there's an emotional scene where Bob the Builder thanks everyone for being there and that he had a lot of fun with the adventure he had, with him slowly dying after he finishes his speech and everyone in the UK gang starts mourning his loss, and then he's brought back to life by the Gods in the sky, it even uses the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" during the scene, which was a fitting song.
 * 101) The actual second part of the ending is actually nice, calm and relaxing, as it involves Allister asking Thomas if he could take a private ride on him for the last time before the movie ends, to which Thomas accepts, and then it cuts to Thomas travelling around multiple famous UK locations while Allister looks outside Annie and Clarabel's windows, complete with an instrumental rendition of "The Island Song" and having the scene take place at night, same goes for the rest of The Steam Team and the Galar Gym Leaders who get the same treatment, and it ends with Thomas and his friends giving the Gym Leaders a nice ride back home.
 * 102) *At the end of the scene, there's a cool part where Diddy Kong interrupts it and he says "maybe the UK Gang should get a racing game and I can see it as a sequel to mh:awesomegames:Diddy Kong Racing. Trust me, this should be a fun crossover".

Reception
Whilst United Kingdom: The Movie was proven to be a box office success in the UK and the USA, this film has gotten some mixed-to-negative reviews from critics and audiences alike due to story problems and the flanderizations of many beloved characters, it lead to IMDb giving this a 5.8/10 rating, Metacritic giving this an audience score of 4.5 and a weighted critic score of 30 out of 100, indicating, "generally unfavorable reviews", and Rotten Tomatoes giving this movie a critic score of 35% and an audience score of 53%. The site's critical consensus states: "United Kingdom: The Movie is beautifully animated and has a fantastic variety of well-known British characters with faithful designs that match their original counterparts, but it doesn't save the fact that the story is an absolute mess and most of the characters act nothing like their original selves".

Many YouTube critics were mostly critical too, with James A. Williams in particular absolutely hating this movie and claiming that it was "a massive insult to his childhood", not only did he consider it the worst crossover he had ever seen, but also the worst movie of 2023. I Hate Everything didn't have as much of hatred for this film as James did and he also had some positive things to say about the film, but he did feel as if this movie was just a shameless advertisement for random icons from Britain and said that it was "the Space Jam: A New Legacy of British crossovers".

In addition to this, many of the people who worked on the movie were also very critical about it too, most notably Kate Harbour, BlakeIsHere and DanTDM, who all disliked the inconsistent portrayals of most of the characters, Kate even disliked Dizzy's portrayal in the movie, claiming that "it's not her Dizzy, and will never be her Dizzy".

Even though this film got some negative feedback, it did manage to win a Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award blimp for best-animated feature, the film was also nominated at the BAFTA awards for "Best Film", "Best Animated Film", "Best Actor in a Leading Role" (for Joseph May) and "Best Actor in a Supporting Role" (for Casey Mongillo), winning the latter three. The film would also gain a cult following under a nostalgic view and/or a "it's so bad, it's good" charm.

Dialogue from the Movie (Because Why Not)
David: Frida, what was today's sparrow scout activity about again?

Frida: It's where you take a picture of a hard-working engine. If you take a picture of an engine doing something really useful, you'd get rewarded with the Locomotive Badge.

David: Oh.

Frida: And what better place to do it than the Skarloey Railway!

Hilda: But, aren't there only like..12 engines on the whole railway, why can't we take pictures of the Northwestern Engines instead?

Frida: I heard that taking pictures of engines who come from small railways give you bonus points, so that's why we're here.

[Hilda wanders into the Showgrounds and sees a statue of Proteus]

Wow! that's a nice statue, who's that engine, and are they really useful?

Peter Sam: That engine is called Proteus, young lady. He's a legend! Where are my manners, I didn't even introduce myself. My name is Peter Sam, I'm an engine with a special funnel.

Hilda: Nice to meet you Peter Sam.

[Hilda sees Sir Handel puffing into the Showgrounds]

Hilda: Is that Proteus? He sure looks like him.

Peter Sam: [chuckles] No, that's Sir Handel

Sir Handel: People say I look like Proteus, which doesn't even surprise me, if I'm gonna be honest.

Hilda: So, where's Proteus?

Sir Handel: Nobody knows, he's probably either dead or just..lost.

Peter Sam: Some say he fell off the Old Iron Bridge and landed into the water, and drowned! The only thing that remains of him is his lamp. They say that if there is a full moon you will get to see the ghost of Proteus! ' Hilda': Where can I find that bridge?

Duncan: YOU want to go to that bridge with the ghost!? I saw the ghost myself, it was very scary! I would not go there again when there is a full moon, and neither should you.

Hilda: Hmmmm.... I think there is a full moon to be expected tomorrow. Can one of you pretty please take me to that bridge?

Skarloey: I can take you to the Old Iron Bridge, I'm free.

Hilda: Aren't you the scardey engine who is afraid of everything, including thunder and lightning? and you're quite reckless too.

Skarloey: I'm not like that anymore, don't associate me with my Mid-Life crisis days. But if you want to talk to an engine who is fearless, then you can talk to Freddie. He's fast, fun, and wise.

Hilda: Freddie. Thanks, Skarloey!

[Hilda finds Fearless Freddie at The Wharf]

Hilda: Hello, this might sounds like a dumb question considering you have a nameboard, but are you Fearless Freddie?

Freddie: Yes, that's me!

Hilda: My name is Hilda, I'm looking for Proteus' ghost

Freddie: Wait, Proteus has a ghost?

Hilda: Duncan told me he saw it at the Old Iron Bridge when there was a full moon at night.

Freddie: Duncan? I'm certain that he's not the most trusty engine there is.

Hilda: But he said that he saw the ghost, and might've grown a paranoia about the bridge.

Freddie: Ghosts aren't real, Hilda.

Hilda: Of course they are, my friend had a ghost coming to her room every night so he could read a book... Or at least he used to come to her room every night. Honest, it is true.

Freddie: Okay, since there is a full moon to be expected tomorrow, I'll take you to the Old Iron Bridge.

Hilda: Hurray! Thank you, Freddie. I knew you were Fearless!

Freddie: Let me go get a coach, wait here.

[Freddie chuffs away to get a coach]

Freddie: Here we go, this is a coach that.....only you can go in...

Hilda: Lovely... Freddie, is something wrong?

Freddie: It's just that, I'm pulling a coach with only one person inside it, it feels wrong doing something like that. You might as well can climb my cab which is very dirty by the way.

Hilda: Is it a train thing?

Freddie: Yes, Hilda.

[Freddie notices Angry Kid on the other side of the Wharf]

Freddie: Hey, why don't we let that Kid come with us.

Hilda: You mean Stanners!? He is the most annoying and troublesome boy I have ever known! There is no way that I'm letting him come.

Freddie: Hilda, please.

Hilda: all right, but that won't mean I have to like him.

[Hilda walks towards Angry Kid]

Hilda: Hello, would you like to come join me and that engine over there to find the truth of a ghost engine who haunts an old bridge when it's full moon at night?

Angry Kid: Yeah, sure. I've got nothing better to do.

Hilda: Okay, then.

[Hilda and Angry Kid climb in the coach and Freddie goes to the Old Iron Bridge]

Angry Kid: ......Are we there yet?

Cast (Because Why Not)

 * 1) Joseph May as Thomas the Tank Engine
 * 2) Keith Wickham as James the Red Engine, Percy the Small Engine, Gordon the Big Engine, Henry the Green Engine, Edward the Blue Engine, Skarloey, Sir Handel, Fearless Freddie, and Sir Topham Hatt
 * 3) Teresa Gallagher as Emily the Single Stirling Engine
 * 4) Ben Small as Toby the Tram Engine, Rheneas and Stepney the Bluebell Engine.
 * 5) Yvonne Grundy as Nia
 * 6) Rachael Miller as Rebecca
 * 7) Casey Mongillo as Allister
 * 8) Laura Stahl as Bea
 * 9) Zach Aguilar as Milo
 * 10) Edward Bosco as Piers
 * 11) Nazeeh Tarsha as Raihan
 * 12) Anairis Quinones as Nessa
 * 13) Dorothy Elias-Fahn as Melony
 * 14) Peter Capaldi as Kabu
 * 15) Candi Milo as Opal
 * 16) Robbie Daymond as Gordie
 * 17) Roman Lutterotti as Bede
 * 18) Harley Bird as Peppa Pig
 * 19) Alice May as George Pig
 * 20) Morwenna Banks as Mummy Pig
 * 21) Richard Ridings as Daddy Pig
 * 22) Billy Connolly as Sir Billi
 * 23) Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh and Tigger
 * 24) Travis Oates as Piglet
 * 25) Craig Ferguson as Owl
 * 26) Peter Cullen as Eeyore
 * 27) Kath Soucie as Kanga
 * 28) Aidan McGraw as Roo
 * 29) Tom Kenny as Rabbit
 * 30) Darren Walsh as Angry Kid
 * 31) Caitlin Glass as Cammy
 * 32) Robbie Williams as Dougal
 * 33) Jim Broadbent as Brian
 * 34) Joanna Lumley as Ermintrude
 * 35) Bill Nighy as Dylan
 * 36) Ian McKellen as Zebedee
 * 37) Ben Whishaw as Paddington
 * 38) Stephen Mangan as Postman Pat
 * 39) Steven Kynman as Fireman Sam
 * 40) Justin Fletcher as Shaun the Sheep, Timmy and Jake Tweenie
 * 41) John Sparkes as Bitzer, The Farmer, Elvis Cridlington, Norman Price and Tom Thomas
 * 42) Joanna Ruiz as Sarah and James
 * 43) Sarah Hadland as Penny Morris
 * 44) Ben Whitehead as Wallace
 * 45) Mark Heap as Eric Feeble
 * 46) Phil Vischer as Archibald Asparagus
 * 47) Chris Sutherland as Banjo and Kazooie
 * 48) Grant Kirkhope as Mumbo Jumbo
 * 49) Bret Iwan as Bottles the Mole
 * 50) Alexander Armstrong as Danger Mouse
 * 51) Callum Hanks as Finley the Fire Engine
 * 52) Rasmus Hardiker as Duckula and Eighteen
 * 53) Nicolas Cantu as Gumball
 * 54) Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
 * 55) Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley
 * 56) Emma Watson as Hermione Granger
 * 57) Michael Gambon as Dumbledore
 * 58) Harry Melling as Dudley Dursley
 * 59) Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy
 * 60) Robbie Coltrane as Hagrid and The Gruffalo
 * 61) James Corden as Peter Rabbit and Mouse
 * 62) Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean and Johnny English
 * 63) David Tennant as Scrooge and Cheif Blue Meanine
 * 64) Lee Ingleby as Bob the Builder
 * 65) Kate Harbour as Wendy and Dizzy
 * 66) Blake Harrison as Scoop
 * 67) Paul Panting as Muck
 * 68) Marcel McCalla as Roley and Twenty
 * 69) Neil Morrissey as Lofty, Farmer Pickles, Travis and Spud
 * 70) Rupert Degas as Scrambler
 * 71) Lizzie Waterworth as Horrid Henry
 * 72) Emma Tate as Benny, Perfect Peter and Nineteen
 * 73) Martin Clunes as Kipper the Dog
 * 74) Chris Lang as Tiger and Pig
 * 75) John Gordon Sinclair as Tubb, Reg, and Terrance
 * 76) Jane Horrocks as Fifi Forget-Me-Not and Primrose
 * 77) Marc Silk as Bumble, Slugsy and Flash the Rabbit
 * 78) Maria Darling as Roary the Racing Car, Marsha, Violet, Sploshy, Amelia, Winona, Dan, Whizzo, Pink and Delilah
 * 79) Peter Kay as Big Chris, Tin-Top, and himself
 * 80) Tim Whitnall as Stingo, Mr. Carburettor and Farmer Green
 * 81) Oriel Agranoff as Charlie
 * 82) Holly Callaway as Lola
 * 83) Ronnie Le Drew as Zippy
 * 84) Mark Mander as George
 * 85) John Leeson as Bungle
 * 86) Andrew Sabiston as Diddy Kong
 * 87) Damon D'Oliveria as Funky Kong
 * 88) Joy Tanner as Candy Kong
 * 89) Stevie Vallance as Dixie Kong
 * 90) Lewis Black as Cranky Kong
 * 91) Kate Micucci as Tiny Kong
 * 92) Patrick Seitz as Chunky Kong
 * 93) Tom Kenny as Lanky Kong
 * 94) David Firth as Salad Fingers
 * 95) Christopher Robin Miller as Professor Layton
 * 96) Lani Minella as Luke Triton
 * 97) Bella Ramsey as Hilda
 * 98) Charlotte Spencer as Angelina
 * 99) Camilla Luddington as Lara Croft
 * 100) Wynne Evans as Gio Compario
 * 101) Simon Greenall as Aleksandr Orlov and Sergi
 * 102) Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
 * 103) Freddie Highmore as Charlie Bucket
 * 104) Philip Wiegratz as Augustus Gloop
 * 105) AnnaSophia Robb as Violet Beauregarde
 * 106) Julia Winter as Veruca Salt
 * 107) Jordan Fry as Mike Teavee
 * 108) Louis Ashbourne Serkis as Noddy
 * 109) David Sant as Pingu
 * 110) Marcello Magni as Pinga
 * 111) Shannon Arrum Williams as Mary Sue
 * 112) Keira Knightley as Si'Ha Nova
 * 113) Teresa Gallagher as Nicole Watterson
 * 114) Charles Martinet as Finbar
 * 115) Bruce Dickinson as Eddie The Head
 * 116) Kath Soucie as Agent Honeydew
 * 117) Larry the Cable Guy as Redneck Kong
 * 118) Matt Lucas as Vicky Pollard, Andy Pipkin, Digit Al and Otto Hill
 * 119) David Walliams as Lou Todd
 * 120) Archie Yates as Max Mercer
 * 121) DJ D Sugar Hammer as Amy the Angel and Diana the Dancer
 * 122) Baker Terry as Yellow Guy and Duck Guy
 * 123) Joe Pelling as Red Guy
 * 124) Sarah Anne Williams as Hello Kitty
 * 125) Lucas Blake "BlakeIsHere" Ashton as himself
 * 126) Tawnee Bunker as Lily May
 * 127) Kirsten Curtis as Maddie Cástano
 * 128) Gordon Ramsay as himself
 * 129) Simon Cowell as himself
 * 130) Harry Hill as himself
 * 131) Ricky Gervais as himself
 * 132) Hugh Laurie as himself
 * 133) Russell Howard as himself
 * 134) Michael Rosen as himself
 * 135) KAACHI as themselves
 * 136) Daniel Robert "DanTDM" Middleton as himself
 * 137) Stephen Fry as the Narrator

Soundtrack for the film

 * 1) Sadeness - Enigma (Thomas/Pokemon cover)
 * 2) God Save the Queen feat. Laura Wright
 * 3) Thomas & Friends Theme Song Orchestra Version
 * 4) Thomas, You're the Leader - Thomas
 * 5) Wallace & Gromit Theme Song Remix
 * 6) The DK Rap (New Version)
 * 7) I'm Bean, Mr. Bean
 * 8) Donkey Kong Jungle Level (New Version)
 * 9) Shaun the Sheep Theme Song Remix
 * 10) Bob the Builder Theme Song Remix
 * 11) I Like To Fart - Dizzy
 * 12) Take On Me - A-Ha
 * 13) Spiral Mountain (Banjo-Kazooie) Orchestrated Version
 * 14) Yellow Submarine - The Beatles
 * 15) Summer - Calvin Harris
 * 16) The Trooper - Iron Maiden
 * 17) Extra Special - KAACHI
 * 18) Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees
 * 19) Handbags - Angry Kid
 * 20) Wonka's Welcome Song - Danny Elfman
 * 21) Engine Roll Call - Galar Gym Leaders Cover
 * 22) Mr. Blue Sky - Electric Light Orchestra
 * 23) Embers - James Newman
 * 24) Get Up - KAACHI
 * 25) Reach - S Club 7
 * 26) Busy - Thomas and his Friends.
 * 27) Professor Layton's Theme Remix
 * 28) Winnie the Pooh - Sherman Brothers
 * 29) It's Peppa Pig - Peppa Pig
 * 30) Pingu Theme Song Remix (UK release)/The Pingu Dance - David Hasselhoff (International release)
 * 31) Fifi & the Flowertots Theme Song Remix
 * 32) Roary the Racing Car Theme Song Remix
 * 33) Postman Pat Theme Song Remix
 * 34) Fireman Sam Theme Song Remix
 * 35) Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Elton John cover
 * 36) Ne! - King of Fighters 94
 * 37) Don't Bring Me Down - Electric Light Orchestra
 * 38) Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen (UK Gang Cover)
 * 39) Wild West Hero - Electric Light Orchestra
 * 40) Xanadu - Electric Light Orchestra
 * 41) Gangplank Galleon (SSBU)
 * 42) Go Jetters Theme Song Remix
 * 43) Dynamite - Taio Cruz
 * 44) We Will Commit Wolf Murder - Montreal
 * 45) Fricking Up Smyths - BlakeIsHere
 * 46) The Boys Are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy
 * 47) Your Turn - KAACHI
 * 48) Boys and Girls - Pixie Lott
 * 49) Storm - SuRie
 * 50) Hallelujah - Händel Messiah
 * 51) Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
 * 5, 6, 7, 8 - Steps
 * 1) Crocodile Rock - Elton John
 * 2) Wannabe - Spice Girls
 * 3) Louder - Neon Jungle
 * 4) Showdown - Electric Light Orchestra
 * 5) Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears for Fears
 * 6) Snakey Chantey (SSBU)
 * 7) Crocodile Cacophony (SSBU)
 * 8) Frick Amtrack - BlakeIsHere
 * 9) Bim Bam Toi - Carla
 * 10) London March (KoF AS ver)
 * 11) Finley the Fire Engine Theme Song Remix
 * 12) Viva la Vida - Coldplay
 * 13) Search for the Hero - M People
 * 14) Alright - Electric Light Orchestra
 * 15) Under Pressure - Queen & David Bowie
 * 16) Another Break In The Wall parts 1-3 - Pink Floyd
 * 17) Careless Whisper - George Michael
 * 18) True - Spandau Ballet
 * 19) Come for the Ride - Thomas & Friends
 * 20) Tubthumping - Chumbawamba
 * 21) Potato Waffle Song - Lily May & Elvis Cridlington
 * 22) Tragedy - Steps
 * 23) Hey Bulldog - The Beatles
 * 24) Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
 * 25) Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
 * 26) Just The Two of Us - Grover Washington Jr.
 * 27) You're My Best Friend - Queen
 * 28) Children of the Universe - Molly
 * 29) Ode to Joy - Ludwig van Beethoven
 * 30) Forget Me Harder Daddy - Si'Ha Nova & Nicole Watterson
 * 31) The One Thing - KAACHI
 * 32) Holding Out For A Hero - Bonnie Tyler (BlakeIsHere & Dizzy cover)
 * 33) Trouble - Neon Jungle
 * 34) Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
 * 35) Adventure of a Lifetime - Coldplay
 * 36) Get It Together - The Go! Team
 * 37) My Patch - Jim Noir
 * 38) Rock Solid (Conker's Bad Fur Day)
 * 39) The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers - Sherman Brothers
 * 40) I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers
 * 41) Theme of Cammy - Street Fighter IV
 * 42) Livin' Thing - Electric Light Orchestra
 * 43) Battle Tower (Pokémon Sword and Shield) - Toby Fox
 * 44) Gold - Spandau Ballet
 * 45) Gone Fishing - Thomas & Friends
 * 46) Rather Be - Clean Bandit (feat. Jess Glynne)
 * 47) Mambo No.5 - Bob the Builder
 * 48) Feels Like Summer - Tim Wheeler
 * 49) Winter Wonderland - Wooly and Worth
 * 50) Rock 'N' Roll is King - Electric Light Orchestra
 * 51) Imagine - John Lennon
 * 52) Something About the Way You Look Tonight - Elton John
 * 53) Someday - Keisha White
 * 54) King - Years & Years
 * 55) Final Battle (Banjo-Kazooie) Remix
 * 56) Photo Magic - KAACHI
 * 57) Welcome to the Jungle - Neon Jungle
 * 58) Forget Me Harder Daddy - Si'Ha Nova and Nicole Watterson
 * 59) Video Killed The Radio Star - The Buggles
 * 60) Don't Stop Me Now - Queen (UK Gang Cover)
 * 61) Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
 * 62) I'm Still Standing - Elton John
 * 63) The Final Countdown - Europe
 * 64) Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler
 * 65) We Are The Champions - Queen
 * 66) Rockaria! - Electric Light Orchestra
 * 67) Hymn for the Weekend - Coldplay
 * 68) The Best is Yet to Come - Bonnie Tyler
 * 69) God Save The Queen (UK Gang Cover)
 * 70) Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO feat. Lauren Bennett
 * 71) The Island Song - Thomas & Friends
 * 72) Don't You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds
 * 73) Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Beatles (UK Gang Cover)
 * 74) YMCA - Village People (UK Gang Cover)
 * 75) (Is This the Way to) Amarillo - Tony Christie (Film Makers Cover)
 * 76) Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley (UK Gang Cover)

Trivia

 * The soundtrack for the movie was released a week after the movie premiered in theatres, which included all of the songs that played in the film. It became one of the biggest selling CD albums of the year and also the most played album on Spotify and YouTube Music that week, the soundtrack can also be listened to here or here.
 * The album also includes "The Official BBC Children in Need Medley" by Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band as a bonus track, which was a song that was originally going to be used for the dance party scene, but it was cut for time.
 * There was originally going to be a scene featuring Thomas and Allister getting mad at each other and separating due to a misunderstanding and then try to convince the rest of the UK Gang to leave either one of them aside, only for them to (separated from each other) stare at a nightly sky while an English cover of the song "Himawari no Yakusoku" from Stand By Me: Doraemon plays, and then they manage to reunite, the scene was cut due to it being considered pointless and kind-of depressing, albeit a Japanese PSA promo for the film used a newly created scene similar to that one, complete with the same song, with the PSA teaching about the values of friendship.
 * Another Japanese promo for this movie features the UK gang singing a parody version of the Fire Emblem theme song which is in both the English version and the Japanese version.
 * Some of the posters of the film parodied other famous posters, like one with Fireman Sam and Postman Pat which referenced Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, one with Allister which parodied the famous poster of Thomas and the Magic Railroad, one with Bob the Builder's head peeping through a smashed door with the text "Heeeeeere's Bobby!" above him parodying the poster for mh:greatestmovies:The Shining, a poster with Mr. Bean parodying Charlie Chaplin films, one with Blake and the team as he forms in the film parodying the mh:greatestmovies:Shrek 2 poster, one which has Sackboy as a star child floating in space parodying the mh:greatestmovies:2001: A Space Odyssey poster, one with Elvis Cridlington and Penny Morris which parodies the mh:greatestmovies:Titanic poster and one that features most of the UK Gang running away in a daycare parodying the mh:greatestmovies:Toy Story 3 poster.
 * Many short films based around this movie were made:
 * Before the film started, a short called Mick's Birthday Blast was shown, which was a short film about Mick and many other characters celebrating his birthday. The short was well-received and is usually considered to be much better than the actual film.
 * As a DVD exclusive, a short film called Roley Teaches Global Warming was included, which was a short film involving Roley trying to document the audience on different things that hurt the environment, including fossil fuels, cow farts and NFTs. However, unlike Mick's Birthday Blast, the short was poorly-received, which was criticised for not being informative and for relying on endless amount of poor jokes and out-of-place references to other movies, including the opening scene of the short film, which was a literal parody of mh:greatestmovies:2001: A Space Odyssey ' s opening.
 * The film started development at the same time as mh:crappygames:Pokémon Sword and Shield did and was gonna be released on January 17th, 2020 (although, it was changed to April 21st, 2021 in celebration of the Queen's 95th birthday), in the original scripts, Thomas' companion was gonna be Gumball, but due to early secret test audiences reacting positively to Allister and seeing his similar face to Thomas, it was ultimately scrapped, the film was also originally gonna be distributed by Touchstone Pictures but it went bankrupt during production in 2017, so it was then changed to The Weinstein Company but it also went bankrupt during production in 2018, so it finally was changed to Sony Pictures Animations and Columbia.
 * Unlike The United States Movie, Thomas was always planned to be the protagonist, but there were many candidates for his companion before Allister was selected for the final cut.
 * The film uses an altered instrumental version of Sadeness by Enigma for the opening credits (using instrument sounds from Thomas & Friends and Pokémon Sword and Shield), despite that, the opening uses comedic scenes, which was done so it wouldn't be as boring and because many people would mistake the song for a satanic ritual.
 * The film's name in Japan is トーマスとオニオンの素晴らしい大冒険, which literally means Thomas and Onion's Fantastic Big Adventure, the film was also edited so the four-finger characters would have five fingers as well as some scenes being changed to have some pre-existing characters be introduced as new ones since some of them are unknown to Japanese audiences, the film's scene where Allister and Thomas meet each other was also moved to be one of the first scenes of the film.
 * The film's Latin America Spanish name of the film is Reino Unido, La Pelicula: La Gran Aventura de Thomas y Alistair which translates to United Kingdom, The Movie: The Great Adventure of Thomas and Allister, that dub is considered to be a mix of the original version with the Japanese version.
 * The film's international cut is actually the Japanese one (excluding the Latin American release), as most countries are also not aware of many of the characters in the film.
 * This film takes place during the events of The United States Movie: Patriotic Palooza!.
 * Speaking of the said movie, PlantyB0i in an interview said that he would love to see the US Movie and the UK Movie to get a really big crossover that will be worth watching. Concepts for the movie was planned, but it was cancelled after The United States Movie ' s bad reception.
 * The original ending was going to consist of only the scene where Thomas gives Allister a final ride, but the dance sequence was added to make the ending a little bit happier.
 * The dance party segment had two variations before it became the final one with the characters dancing to "Party Rock Anthem".
 * The original version of the dance party initially involved the characters dancing and singing to "The Official BBC Children In Need Medley", but as mentioned earlier, was cut for time.
 * Another version of the ending was going to involve David Bowie as a ghost getting on stage, and he sings "Let's Dance" with the rest of the characters dancing to the song, but it was cut due to the last part of the scene that involved Fireman Sam punching his ghost away being to considered to be too disrespectful towards David Bowie.
 * The ending of the Japanese version of the film was one of the first scenes to be actually made, it can be seen here, however, it was later edited to have the redesigns.
 * In the original UK release of the movie, there's a scene that plays a remix of the Pingu theme song. In the international versions of the movie, the theme song remix was changed to The Pingu Dance by David Hasselhoff.
 * The original script for the movie lacked the abundance of Adult Humour, and was a whole lot more family-friendly than the final movie, the reason the movie had tons of stuff that are too inappropriate for a PG movie, was because Sharon Miller also wanted the movie to appeal to older audiences, but she didn't know how to do such a thing, but Darren Walsh suggested that he would add some more "grown-up stuff" in the movie to appeal to the older audiences, which not only included frequent Adult Humour, but also beefing up Angry Kid's role from a minor character, into a supporting character.
 * Hello Kitty was planned to be one of the main recurring characters, but she was reduced to only being in small cameos due to the fact that Sanrio thought it wouldn't make that much sense to make a Japanese character to be a recurring character in a movie about UK characters, considering the fact that even though Hello Kitty herself is a British according to her backstory, she is mostly more of a Japanese icon. Although, Sanrio did allow Reverend W. Awdry and Shigeru Ohmori to put Hello Kitty in the movie since she can be in the movie because Hello Kitty is technically British despite being created in Japan, but they only allowed them to only give her small cameos. Although, she would later become a main character in Japan: The Movie.
 * Donkey Kong was planned to appear in this movie simply because RareWare redesigned Donkey Kong himself for Nintendo in order to work on Donkey Kong Country, but he was scrapped because of an ongoing debate if the creators wanted Donkey Kong in the film despite being created by the Japanese and redesigned by the British, though he would later become a main recurring character in Japan: The Movie.
 * The movie was originally going to have the Fireman Sam characters depicted as their designs from the CGI seasons (to be more specific, the character designs since Season 6) as shown in the original poster, although the characters are still in CGI, the designs were changed to make it resemble their character designs from Season 5 after the release of the first trailer because the directors thought that it would appeal to the fans of the classic seasons and they both admitted that they weren't fans of the CGI seasons themselves.
 * The Hilda characters, as seen in some early test animations, were supposed to be designed after the graphic novels, or the pilot of the Netflix series, but the animators at Mercury Studios thought that Hilda's final Netflix series design was how Hilda fans recognise her as, rather than the graphic novels.
 * In addition, the subplot where Hilda discovers the truth of Proteus in the early script was much more different than how it was in the final movie, changes include:
 * Hilda was supposed to be paired up with Harry Potter, considering that both franchises are fantasy kitchen sinks with some use of magic and wizardry, but when Bella Ramsey recorded some of her lines in scenes with Harry, the directors noticed that Bella sounded too "uninterested", later on, Bella admitted that the chemistry between Hilda and Harry Potter was very boring and predictable, and that she would rather have Hilda be paired up with a character who is the polar opposite of her, and that's when Darren Walsh suggested that Hilda would be paired up with Angry Kid, and while recording lines, Bella found the chemistry between Hilda and Angry Kid "hilarious".
 * This was the final production to have Harley Bird as her role for Peppa Pig, since she stepped down as her role for the character in the actual series in 2020, as well as Northern Irish actress Kirsten Curtis as Maddie Cástano, although they decided to still keep their roles in this movie, claiming that they wanted to "go out with a bang" before they stepped their roles for the characters completely.
 * Hugh Laurie and Bonnie Tyler were original candidates as the roles for Elvis Cridlington and Penny Morris, but since they declined that offer and the fact that John Sparkes and Sarah Hadland both decided to help out with the movie, the directors thought that it would be appropriate to let them reprise their roles instead.
 * Hugh Laurie did decide have a cameo in the movie as well, whilst Bonnie Tyler allowed the directors to promote her upcoming songs in anticipation for the release of the movie.
 * Many candidates for whoever was going to be the narrator before Stephen Fry was chosen, including Michael Angelis, Ringo Starr, Marc Silk, John Alderton, Jimmy Hibbert, John Sparkes and David Tennant.
 * Michael Angelis was originally supposed to be the narrator for the movie, but due to his death in 2020, he had to be replaced. However, all the other actors that were given the offer to be the narrator all declined the offer, aside from John Sparkes and Stephen Fry.
 * John Sparkes was originally going to replace Michael Angelis as the narrator, but he changed his mind during development because he felt that he was already playing too many characters, so he lended the role of the narrator to Stephen Fry instead.
 * Lewis MacLeod was originally going to play Postman Pat, but he decided to step down during early production as he wasn't enjoying the experience, which lead to Stephen Mangan reprising his role for Postman Pat.
 * Many candidates for the voice actor of Thomas were chosen before Joesph May got the final role:
 * John Hasler was originally going to reprise his role for Thomas the Tank Engine, but for unknown reasons, he decided to resign the role.
 * Casey Mongillo was originally supposed to also voice Thomas, as Joseph May initially declined the offer to star in the film, however, he changed his mind and decided to participate, despite this, Casey's lines for Thomas were completed before Joseph came back, and they were leaked in 2026, Joseph recording Thomas' lines were one of the reasons on why the film was pushed from 2020 to 2023.
 * The first teaser trailer released privately at a British film festival also showed a screen saying the words "Casey Mongillo" over Allister and Thomas pictures, further hinting Joseph wasn't gonna be on the film.
 * Before Joseph May came back, Yuri Lowenthal was briefly considered to be Thomas, but the change is unknown.
 * Two weeks before United Kingdom: The Movie was released, the UK Gang did a cover of two songs for each week to anticipate the release of the movie. The first week was a cover of "Jump Up, Super Star" from mh:awesomegames:Super Mario Odyssey and the second week was a cover of "Last Surprise" from mh:awesomegames:Persona 5.
 * Due to the success of these covers, an album named UK Gang: We Love The 20th Century! was made, which was an album that includes cover versions of songs from the 20th century, hence the name, including an Allister cover of "Billie Jean", a Bob the Builder cover of "We Built This City", a Fireman Sam cover of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World", a Peppa Pig cover of "What a Wonderful World", a Can-Do Crew and Silver Hatch cover of "Y.M.C.A", a Elvis Cridlington cover of "Karma Chameleon" and a UK gang cover of "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Mr. Blue Sky" and "The Final Countdown", in which the former was used in the actual movie itself.
 * Rob Rackstraw was given an opportunity to play in this movie, but he denied it because he found the movie to be a bit too over-the-top for his taste.
 * According to Neil Morrissey in an interview, he said that he was originally asked by the directors if he wanted the opportunity to reprise his role for Bob, Roley, Lofty and Farmer Pickles, as well as playing the roles for Spud and Travis. He instantly accepted the opportunity because he was happy to play as those characters again after nearly 12 years of not playing as them, though, he was forced to step down his role for Bob and Roley by the directors for an unknown reason and was only able to play as Lofty, Farmer Pickles, Spud and Travis.
 * In addition, he mentioned that he was very annoyed when the directors forced him to step down as his role for Bob and Roley as he stated that the movie "didn't feel the same without his wisdom for his role as Bob".
 * This movie makes the official debut for Redneck Kong who was originally going to appear in a canceled GameBoy Advance game, Diddy Kong Pilot. Ever since the game was cancelled, this kong never appeared in other media related to Donkey Kong until the United Kingdom movie was in production. So this movie gave Redneck Kong a chance to shine in the spotlight.
 * A few scenes in this movie spawned some internet memes:
 * Elvis Cridlington as a character basically became an internet meme not long after the release of the movie, with him spawning his own subgenres of internet memes:
 * Elvis Cridlington's line "Ya like mah Hello Kitty bag?" became a popular internet meme, to the point where Sanrio even started embracing it by promoting Hello Kitty bags with the quote written on it.
 * Elvis' cover of "Karma Chameleon" also became a popular internet meme, with the cover of the song becoming so popular that even Boy George (the band member of Culture Club) acknowledged it.
 * The scene where Elvis Cridlington tries to throw Sackboy's tools into his pod became a meme.
 * The song "I Like To Fart" became a meme due to the awfulness of the song.
 * Conker's new catchphrase "What is your problem, dude?" became a meme.
 * The fact that the Chief Blue Meanie is voiced by David Tennant serves as a reference to the cancelled Yellow Submarine remake.
 * The live-action characters were intended to be motion-captured as the movie was intended to be completely made in CGI, but it was scrapped due to the directors feeling that it would be a cheaper option.
 * For both the Children In Need Foundation and the Blu-Ray and DVD release for the movie, a promotional video was made which involved the UK gang doing a cover version of "Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band Aid, as the physical media release of the movie was going to be released in December and the video was released in November, which is usually the month when the Children In Need events take place. The single for the cover was a massive success and became Christmas No.1 during the UK singles chart in 2023.