Blog:The Smash Bros Movie (Fake movie (SaltyLakeXD))

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The Smash Bros Movie is a 2023 Japanese-American adult computer-animated film. It was directed by

Why It Sucks
(W.I.P)
 * 1) Turning Super Smash Bros, an E10+ game, into an R-rated movie was a TERRIBLE IDEA.
 * 2) Many characters who are known to be silent protagonists (such as Link, Ness, Villager, etc.) SPEAK IN THIS MOVIE. And Link's voice sounds exactly like the voice he had in the CD-i games!
 * 3) This movie can't decide whether it wants to be based on Subspace Emissary or World of Light.
 * 4) Many voice clips are recycled from the games, which is pretty lazy.
 * 5) * Some of Luigi's recycled voice clips are just Mario's voice at a higher pitch!
 * 6) The characters act out of character one too many times.
 * 7) Weird logic. Here are a few examples:
 * 8) * When the characters are trophies, they are still able to beat you up.
 * 9) * Ness is addicted to Polka and can't stop using PK fire.
 * 10) * Lucas has a hedgehog fursona for some unexplained reason.
 * 11) * Some of the Fire Emblem characters have an obsession with fishsticks.
 * 12) Master Hand flips everyone off at one point.
 * 13) The scene where Waluigi KILLS NESS AND TEABAGS OVER HIM!!!!!!
 * 14) In both of the Japanese and English versions, some voice actors don't reprise their roles. While some of the replacement voice actors are good, some of them DO A HORRIBLE JOB!
 * 15) Most of the songs from the 1997 Donkey Kong Country TV series return in this movie.
 * 16) In the English version, the Pokemon trainer is called "Ash" even though HE'S CLEARLY RED, NOT ASH!
 * 17) Incorrect information, such as the scene where Ness says "Lucas speaks better English than me because my game was never released out of Japan while his game was". This wasn't even a translation error, either. Said line is the same in the Japanese version.
 * 18) Anachronism. This movie takes place in 1999 when some characters didn't even debut until after that!
 * 19) This film tries so hard to be R-rated by inserting swearing in every other line. Here's some examples:
 * 20) * Sonic saying "I'm Sonic the motherfucking hedgehog",
 * 21) * Wario yelling "GIVE ME BACK MY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TROPHIES, YOU BASTARD!" after Dedede steals his trophy collection
 * 22) * Galeem saying "time to fucking kill those bitches to fucking death" before evaporating everyone (sans Kirby)
 * 23) Masahiro Sakurai hates this film and asked to be uncredited out of disgust after viewing a test screening.
 * 24) In the director's cut, THERE IS AN OVERLY LONG SEX SCENE BETWEEN MARIO AND PEACH THAT IS TOO EXPLICIT FOR EVEN AN R-RATED MOVIE!
 * 25) Claus, Lucas's twin brother, appears in this film alive for some unexplained reason even though he died at the end of Mother 3.
 * 26) Mean-spirited moments. For example, in the scene where Claus, Lucas's brother dies a second time from being killed by puppet fighters and evil clones, Clonemaster calls Lucas a crybaby and tells him "it was not Claus, it was just another one of your clones that looked like him" to try getting him to stop crying.

Redeeming Qualities
(W.I.P)
 * 1) Some of the replacement voice actors (in both the Japanese and English versions) do a good job. Most of them even sound like the original voice actors.
 * 2) Funny scenes, such as the one where Ness comes back to life while Waluigi's teabagging over him and says "OK teabagger" before smacking him with his bat.
 * 3) Crush 40 recorded new songs for this film, and they sound amazing.
 * 4) The actors who reprise their roles (such as Charles Martinet, Roger Craig Smith, Makiko Omoto, Junichi Kanemaru, Ikue Otani, Yuri Lowenthal, etc.) still do a good job voicing their respective characters.
 * 5) Heartwarming moments, such as the one where Palutena comforts Lucas after his brother dies a second time.
 * 6) Amazing CGI animation.
 * 7) The film starts with an incredible montage using Happy Together by The Turtles, paying homage to the first ever Super Smash Bros commercial.
 * 8) The soundtrack is still great. There's even a remix of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show theme song, which was well-received and released as a single.
 * 9) The original Japanese version is slightly better. The script doesn't overuse swearing, there's scenes that make the story more comprehensible (said scenes were cut in the English version because many test audiences didn't like them for some reason), and the songs from the Donkey Kong TV series don't play.
 * 10) * There's even a DVD/Blu-ray/4K Ultra HD release that contains an uncut version of the English dub. If you want to watch the movie in English, but don't want your head to explode from all the confusion, go for that one.
 * 11) The action scenes are still epic, and the ending is amazing.