Blog:U Got 45’d: The Magical Mystery

U Got 45’d: The Magical Mystery is a flash animated 2025 film. It is the eleventh film (we are not joking.) of the U Got 45’d franchise. It stars people that I’m not going to type.

Plot
Poland got his penis stuck in Brazil’s blender, so he rushed Poland to the hospital to get his penis out. The people in the hospital said that say got the blender out but however, Poland won’t be having a penis anymore. Brazil rushed to his Crystal Brighthouse (Also known as Brazil’s house) and tells Japanese Empire to have sex with him for two hours to calm him down. UNDER DESTRUCTION

Why It Sucks
UNDER DESTRUCTION
 * 1) For starters, it’s the eleventh film of a hated franchise that started only one year ago, making the film rushed.
 * 2) Misleading title: The U Got 45’d crew does not find the Magical Mystery, instead, they do sexual activities and violence while singing grating songs.
 * 3) The film wasn’t screened in advance for- you already know what I’m going to say.
 * 4) The animation sucks. It just sucks. Like, BIG FREAKING TIME. Can we have some decency here please? ANYONE? AUUUGH...