Blog:Clark The Movie Quadrilogy (FAKE movie Colab)

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Clark: The Movie Series is a series of Movies starring Clark from Cousins for Life. There Were Four Movies Released In the Series, however there is a unreleased fifth film, people only found out about him due to a single copy of it for gameboy advance video being found (but footage of it has not been found), Not much is known about it. The Four Movies were aired on Nickelodeon. They can be watched on the awful nickelodeon app (the one where you have to watch a advertisement for everything including for trying to find something to watch)

Plot
 Clark: The Movie

When Clark gets hold of the power stone, thanos comes to get the stone from him.

 Clark 2: Far From Yum Soup 

One Day Lewis Gets a call to be in an advertisement for Yum Soup, and it was going to be a remake of the Yum Soup Meat Flavour ad from a long time ago that he was in as a kid, the Yum Soup Company was going back in business. Clark Remembered that the Factory that the soup was made in Exploded 2007. a new yum soup factory was now being Built. Clark Realized this and lewis decided to build a yum soup robot army just in case clark tried stopping him because Yum soup betrayed him one time. Clark Realized this and so he got mad, and then What Happened was the yum soup robot fought him, so clark built a bootleg Deathstar, and ivy and leaf joined the clark side, while Stuart Joined the Lewis Resistance. Lewis then went to the place where the commercial was Filmed, and the commercial was done, clark was watching Cool Cat saves the kids, his favorite Movie, but then there was a commercial brake, and he saw the advertisement that lewis was in. he decided to start the first war in the battle of Yum Soup! but first he was going to Create an Army on his side to fight the yum soup bots. he got people from other bad movies to help him. Clark then gave them Lightsabers to fight back, Lewis Created a Ship Called the Millennium Rule book. that was the lewis Resistance Base. the Members of the Clark Side invaded the base, there were thousands of yum soup bots on it. And then lewis saw that half of the Ship has no yum soup robots because they were Defeated by the Clark Side, so he decided to press a self destruct Button on half on the ship because all of the people on the clark side (expect for Clark) were on the part that he could self destruct. he pressed the button and half of the ship exploded and fell off the rest of the spaceship, everyone on the side that fell off quickly jumped off the ship, so they were okay. but the only person on the ship were lewis, Stuart, and Clark. Clark was going to the control room, but then Stuart Appeared and he Had a Lightsaber, They then fought, and then Stuart got tired and betrayed Lewis By letting Clark go to the control room, clark went to the Control Room, and Lewis opened a window on the spaceship and then got a rule book, opened it up, and then it shot a big laser out of it that destroyed The Bootleg Death Star clark had And Then He tried making the laser shot at Clark, Clark got Hurt, and the rulebook was very Powerful. but clark decided To get his bagpipes out and put on the infinity gauntlet to get his mega clark form. Clark then punched the rule book, and destroyed it, But it exploded on a part of the ship which caused it to Start Exploding, Clark and lewis jumped out of the Ship. The Battle was over. No one won. But Clark is no longer mad at the yum soup meet flavor. the end.

 Clark 3 And Knuckles 

its a normal day for Clark And Stuart, They are at Doggsies, that hotdog place with a mascot that is a hotdog thats an actual dog, theres a guy who wears a mascot costume of Doggsie. but he just wears it because his job was to wear it one time after the person who used to wear the suit quit and they were finding a new person to wear it. but then the suit had a springlock failure while the guy was wearing it, so now he is always in the Suit.

Then a big turtle ran into the place and started Punching Doggsie. Clark and Stuart realized that it was tucker the turtle, who was in the Doggsies protest in Hot Dog Day Afternoon. he was not happy because a long time ago the Plastic that Doggsies made their boxes out of were Very bad for the environment. Clark Then Tried Punching Tucker. but Tucker Blocked His punch and then kicked Clark. Clark got hurt and tucker ran away. Later that Day Clark wanted to Find Tucker to get his revenge, so he went back to doggsies and found out that tucker Took all of the Hot Dogs and Food in the place and then burned them. but then a Red Echidna Came and Started Punching Tucker, tucker got hurt really bad, and then he ran away before he could burn the food. Clark then thanked The Red Echidna for saving the hot dogs, his name was knuckles, he said OH NO and he really likes Sandwiches.

The Next Day Stuart, ivy and leaf Went to juiced up. but then Tucker Broke in and tried hitting them with an Axe, but then Clark came and punched it out of his hand, Tucker Then Got out a Minecraft Potion And Drank it. he then became more powerful. And he punched Clark, That hurt him really bad, so then He Got out his bagpipes and the Infinity gauntlet, he then became his mega form.

Knuckles then Came, he got the super emeralds and became his Super Form. They Then Fought Tucker, who turned bigger and is now in his Hyper Form, They then fought, Knuckles and clark then used both of their powers To Make a super Laser beam to Almost destroy Tucker, Then Tucker said he was sorry, But Part of the building was falling when someone accidentally punched parts of the walls During the fight. Tucker then saved everyone and took them out of the Restaurant, Knuckles saved the remaining People in the building, they then became Friends and tucker said sorry.

a few weeks later, after Stain-cation, Knuckles then told tucker that the most powerful Being In the Universe might be hiding in an abandoned house, and that he might be evil, so he should be stoped, they later arrived to a abandoned house. the movie then ends there, it will continue in Clark 4: at cousins end.

 Clark 4: At Cousins End 

The Movie Starts off with it showing an abandoned House. it then shows the entrance, and Tucker brakes down the door with an Axe. he then Ninja runs inside, with Knuckles also coming it, but hiding just in case anything comes out to attack. Tucker then looks around the Abandoned house. he find nothing, until he enters a room, in the room he finds a figure Who is wearing a cloak like Luke in the end of star wars the force awakens, the persons face is hidden, until he puts the cloak off, revealing that he was Shaggy from Scooby Doo the whole time. Shaggy then Shoots fireballs from his hands at Tucker. tucker falls on the floor after being hit, and then Shaggy is about to punch him using 30% of his power, which is strong enough to completely destroy tucker.

But then Knuckles then Quickly Appears and Punches Shaggy before he destroys Tucker, Shaggy then Kicks Knuckles, which knocks knuckles out and he falls out of the building, he wakes up a few seconds later, and runs away. Shaggy then Destroys Tucker for good. Shaggy Now Wants to Find Out Who sent them, and he believes clark did this.

Later, Clark and the rest of the family are at Arthurs funnel, (he ate paint). but then Knuckles Goes to Clark and tells him that Shaggy has started to attack, he killed Tucker the turtle and many other powerful People, and he is Coming For Clark. Clark Decided to stop Shaggy. Knuckles tells Clark where Shaggy is hiding, and he goes to Shaggy and tells him that he's here to stop his rain of terror. Shaggy Then Fights Clark using only 1% of his power, Clark Doges all his attacks, on does not take damage when Shaggys Fireballs and attacks hurt him, so he uses 10% of his powers, He only slightly Hurts clark, he then uses 50% of his power, he hurts Clark a little, but does not do any Major Damage, Clark then Punches him, and Shaggy Gets hurt. Shaggy Realizes that Clark is his strongest enemy Yet. and that he must use 100% of his power the next time they fight.

Clark thinks Shaggy is done Fighting, So he goes home, the next Day Clark tries Bringing The Bootleg Death Star back before it got destroyed Using the Time Stone, he then Has the Bootleg Death Star again, He then Turned it into a super weapon to make him stronger just incase shaggy comes back. Later clark decides to get more people to help him fight Shaggy. He goes to Swellview and asks Captain man and Kid Danger to help him Fight, he goes to new york and asks the Game Shakers to help him, he goes to Derek Savages House and asks Cool Cat to Help him, he then Goes to ask nanalan, Knuckles, Crash Bernstein, Stuart, Ivy, leaf, lewis, Moto moto, Thanos, and more to help him the the battle, Now he has an Army to fight Shaggy.

Shaggy Later Returns, Clark Said that he now has An Army to fight With. shaggy Says that he will use 100% Of his power, Clarks army appeared and tried defeating Shaggy. Shaggy Does not get hurt by any of them, he then uses a move to Knock everyone back, then clark comes and punchs Shaggy, That hurts Shaggy A little. he punches shaggy multiple times, but it only hurts him a little, Shaggy then punches him, which knocks him 400 feat. He then Realizes that he must use his mega form to beat Shaggy, he asks thanos if he can use the infinity gauntlet, he then gets out his bagpipes, and he becomes Mega Clark, He punches Shaggy, it hurts him, but does not Knock him out, he then sees the ghost of Tucker, Jackson, Arthur, Arthurs Dad, and every powerful Character who was killed by shaggy, they give clark their Strength, and then clark uses the bootleg death star to make himself Stronger, he then Flys and heads straight for shaggy at full speed, Shaggy then realizes that clark is about to crash into him right before he hits shaggy, and then a big explosion happens, shaggy was Deafened, but the explosion was so powerful that it also destroyed clark, everyone was safe from shaggy. and clark was the only person to defeat Shaggy... The End...

Why They Sucks

 * 1) Why would they make a Movie of the already bad Cousins For Life? Let alone four of them, Who asked for this?
 * 2) The Cover art for the first movie has both Clark and Thanos Holding the infinity gauntlet at the same time
 * 3) Way to much references to pop culture, and most of the references are references to other bad media, such as Cool Cat being in the second and fourth movie. And "IT AINT BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR" being said.
 * 4) * That one scene where Clark said I HOPE SHE MADE LOTS OF SPAGHETTI.
 * 5) The Special effects are HORRIBLE! In fact some of the scenes use stock footage, which is ironic because the Amazing bulk is a character.

List of Bad Quotes From the Movie
The Movies dialog are so bad that there is an entire section of it.
 * 1) Those Two Lumps are Brothers
 * 2) Yum Soup: Meat Flavor
 * 3) I HOPE SHE MADE LOTS OF SPAGETTI