Blog:Technical (Fake Movie Collab)

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Technical (stylized as techNICAL) is an American-Japanese computer-animated sci-fi action comedy spy film directed by Michael Bay, who also directed the Transformers films. The film is produced by Scott Mosier and written by Scott Fellows (the creator of Johnny Test), Erik Wiese, Higashi Shimzu and Shin'ichi Omata. It stars whoever voices the characters in this film, and I frankly don't really need to explain this.

The film premiered at the Diego Comic-Con on July 22, 2021 and was released theatrically on December 3, 2021 by Paramount Pictures, to mixed-to-negative reviews from critics.

Plot
One night, a gamer named Jon Arbuckle, was planning to have a competition with one of his friends he met in college on his computer. Therefore, he begins playing mh:awesomegames:Fortnite as well as starting a live-stream via Twitch and Discord. While Jon was doing some gaming, some dangerous spyware gets installed into his computer, causing an outage to not only his but all computers around the world. In wake of the incident, this got the attention of an organization group, who is known for being masters in technology. While trying to find out who installed the spyware.

Bad Qualites
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 * 1) While the concept of a noob playing on his computer, but accidently causes outage to all computers and websites around the world and a group uses their carefully-built technology to fix the computer network, is indeed interesting, it was unfortunately executed like utter crap. Thanks to executive meddling, the film's writing came off as jumbled and confusing with almost no consistency.
 * 2) *In fact, this film probably makes Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 and Plan 9 from Outer Space look like mh:greatestmovies:Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius and mh:greatestmovies:Star Wars respectively by comparison.
 * 3) Overuse of explosions, which should already be noticeable to the fact that this film was directed by Michael Bay.
 * 4) Many of the characters are both written and portrayed terribly:
 * 5) *Richard Robot, the protagonist and our supposed "hero" of this film, can be shown to be very unlikable in some scenes. He even had the guts to call Fred "a drunk fatass" just for making one mistake by knocking over the USB plug adapter into the water by accident.
 * 6) *Fred isn't any better, as he's shown to be sometimes a lazy bum to barely serves any purpose to the plot.
 * 7) *Doraemon is no longer intelligent or friendly, instead, he is nothing more than a dumb comic relief who gets on everyone's nerves all the time, he clearly acts like a mh:loathsomecharacters:Jar Jar Binks clone here, albeit not quite as bad.
 * 8) *Pac-Man is portrayed as a glutton who refuses to share his food and barely helps others.
 * 9) *Morgana from Persona 5 is way more annoying than he originally was, as he constantly acts like an arrogant jerk to everyone and often makes egotistical comments about how he thinks that "everyone likes him", when they clearly don't.
 * 10) *Tankman, the mascot of Newgrounds, is portrayed as a idiot who harasses anyone who dislikes Newgrounds and it's stuff.
 * 11) *Shaun the Sheep, while still enjoyable, is more of a jerk than he originally was, where he would go as far to upset other people over minor things.
 * 12) *Bitzer is now extremely unintelligent and he serves absolutely nothing to the story other than being there to entertain the children watching the movie.
 * 13) *Sonic the Hedgehog is mostly portrayed as a "trying-too-hard-to-be-rad" type of character with a attitude of being trendy, in which gets pretty annoying.
 * 14) *Sandy Cheeks, similar to her incarnation during the seasonal rot of SpongeBob SquarePants, is mainly portrayed as a bland, one-dimensional and neurotic science geek with not much interesting personality.
 * 15) *Jibanyan is extremely unintelligible and has a lot of stupid moments, he seems to only be there to only entertain the younger audience, much like Doraemon.
 * 16) *Komasan, while likable, is now extremely shy and is a huge coward, often refusing to battle with anyone, which is ironic because he comes from a video game where he actually did battle.
 * 17) *Jon Arbuckle became a completely incompetent and foolish noob, who somehow was unnoticeably raiding Discord servers while playing his video game, as well as causing an outage to computers around the world all because of he went too overboard with his gameplay online and probably didn't notice a dangerous spyware on his computer. Although, his actions are somewhat justified due to the fact he didn't mean to cause all this on purpose.
 * 18) *Knuckles, by far, is considered to have the worst flanderization out of all the other characters, as he's nothing more than a callous and savage edgelord who doesn't even care about his fellow teammates and instead exploits and manipulates them. He even tried to blow up the CN Tower out of all things, in which could've killed the people inside it.
 * 19) *Super Mario is extremely egotistical, every scene that he is in, he always has to brag about the amount of times that he has rescued Princess Peach.
 * 20) *Powdered Toast Man primarily serves no purpose to the plot.
 * 21) *Professor Yaffle keeps his flanderization from Mary's Perfect Adventure: The Movie, but again, not as bad as everyone else.
 * 22) *Dr. Owl is now potrayed as an annoying know-it-all.
 * 23) *Ren & Stimpy, while both still likable characters (especially the former compared to Mary's Perfect Adventure: The Movie), are both portrayed as stereotypical mad and stupid scientists.
 * 24) *Doctor Applecheek still has his generic personality with barely any character development, aside from now being a data thief and Plankton's white knight (besides Karen, of course).
 * 25) *Walden is portrayed as an unlikable selfish jerk.
 * 26) *Widget, while still a likable character, has a rather hippy edge added into her.
 * 27) *Chuckie Finster (who's a young adult in this film), while a likable character, is mostly portrayed as the film's butt-monkey.
 * 28) *Ness became a shouty and annoying teenager who wouldn't stop screaming nonstop. He is also obsessed with eating for some reason.
 * 29) *Alisa Bosconovitch became a whiny spoiled brat who would scream when things don't get her way, she also became an abuser who abuses Lars for no reason.
 * 30) *Lars Alexandersson is just abused by Alisa.
 * 31) *Felicia became a toxic K-Pop stan who has constant fights with people on social media.
 * 32) *Kirby is obsessed with eating everything that he sees, but at least he's still a likable character.
 * 33) *Cyborg is portrayed as an rather moody and cynical klutz who takes things a bit to the extreme, similar to Knuckles, and hardly trusts anyone for help.
 * 34) *Darkos (Arthur and the minimoys trilogy) is potrayed as dumb and comfused moron who is having some tantrums.
 * 35) While the humor is predominantly solid and at least not as retarded or disgusting as these two films, some of these jokes often fall flat due to them being either confusing, nonsensical, or sometimes a bit too edgy for it's own good.
 * 36) *Some toilet humour are thrown into the mix, which is very juvenile and it feels like they were only added there to pander to younger viewers, some examples include Jibanyan eating beans and giving out a wet fart, followed by him saying "Better out than in!", and Brian Griffin peeing on a robot to destroy it.
 * 37) On that topic, the movie tends to take itself way too seriously at times. While there is usually nothing wrong with adding dark moments in movies, the way it's executed here (such as the scene Doctor Applecheck gruesomely beats up and torments MePhone in his garage) is just ridiculous and unnecessary for the most part, especially considering that this movie is also advertised as a comedy, which is why some of the jokes fell painfully flat, as mentioned in the previous reason.
 * 38) Sometimes, the movie can throw in pop culture references that feel out-of-place or simply outdated, like the one scene where the characters danced to "Y.M.C.A." By Village People and and another one involving them dancing to "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive, which, despite both scenes not being cringe-worthy or even filler-worthy, are very out-of-place.
 * 39) It tries way too hard to fool the viewer into thinking about who the twist villain really is, the main problem, however, is that throughout the entire runtime, it tries to make you believe that Clefairy from Pokémon is the real villain, but she seems too innocent to even come across as the main villain, yet the movie tries to demonise her to the point where the main characters actually believe that she's the true one, up until it reveals that Kyubey is the real villain.
 * 40) The dialogue are real clunkers, with most of them being embarrassingly awkward or are completely unnecessary to be there.

Good Qualities
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 * 1) The film's premise is pretty cool and could of sounded like an awesome movie if it the aforementioned problems weren't present.
 * 2) Some of the characters retain their original personality and/or are written likable, unlike others, including:
 * 3) *Gadget Hackwrench (who's arguably one of the best characters in the entire movie)
 * 4) *Lisa Simpson
 * 5) *Stewie Griffin (his chemistry with Brian is still wonderful)
 * 6) *Brian Griffin (especially compared to his counterpart in the modern seasons of Family Guy, his chemistry with Stewie is also still wonderful)
 * 7) *Ren & Stimpy (despite their portrayal)
 * 8) *Shaun the Sheep (despite his flanderization)
 * 9) *Lu-La
 * 10) *Olimar
 * 11) *Rose (Street Fighter)
 * 12) *Josie Rizal
 * 13) *Princess Zelda
 * 14) *Kirby (despite his flanderization)
 * 15) *Komasan (despite his flanderization)
 * 16) *Chuckie Finster
 * 17) *Liz
 * 18) *Lain Iwakura
 * 19) At least this film doesn't heavily rely on filler, and most of the pop culture references are actually well-executed and are nice homages to Star Wars, Transformers, 2001: A Space Odyssey and WALL-E.
 * 20) Top-notch and brilliant CGI animation, all thanks to Mikros Image Montreal.
 * 21) Decent musical score by Naoki Sato, who also did the musical score for mh:greatestmovies:Stand By Me Doraemon. There are also a good selection of songs, including "Radio Ga Ga" by Queen, "Mad World" by Tears for Fears, and "Video Killed the Radio Star" by The Buggles.
 * 22) The voice acting is pretty good, considering most voice actors reprise to their respective roles.
 * 23) The twist that Kyubey from Puella Magi Madoka Magica was the villain the entire time was actually quite clever, and unlike most twist villains, it didn't feel like it was added in at the last minute, since Kyubey's plans of sending dangerous spywares to brainwash people into doing anything that he says was actually quite clever.

Dialogue from the Movie
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Reception
Techincal received mixed-to-negative reviews from critics and audiences alike, some praised it for the top-notch animation and interesting premise, but criticised it for the poorly-executed plot and flanderizations of several characters. It currently hold a 5.9/10 rating on IMDb. On Metacritic, it has an audience score of 6.2 and a critic score of 43 out of 100, indicating, "mixed or average reviews". On Rotten Tomatoes, it has a critic score of 34% and an audience score of 59%, the site's critical consensus states: "Technical could of technically been awesome, but it wasn't".

Trivia
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