Blog:The Emoji Movie 8: Gene Breaks the Internet. (fake movie)

The Emoji Movie 8: Gene Breaks the Internet is a 2056 sequel to the infamous Emoji Movie. It is the eighth movie in the francise.

Plot
Gene, Hi-5, and Jailbreak must risk it all by traveling to the World Wide Web in search of a replacement part to save Textopolis. In way over their heads, Gene, Hi-5, and Jailbreak rely on the citizens of the internet -- the Ketizens -- to help navigate their way, including an entrepreneur named Noooo, who is the head algorithm and the heart and soul of trend-making site YouTube.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Making multiple sequels to a universally panned movie is an abysmal idea.
 * 2) The characters are still bland like always. Gene is still an incredibly unlikable, generic and basic protagonist who wants to fit in but has something that gets in his way. Hi-5 is still very annoying and obnoxious. Jailbreak is still a female stereotype. And Smiler is still not a good antagonist because she doesn't seem like one.
 * 3) The humor is terrible. All of it is flatulence and fecal matter jokes. There are even sex jokes for the adults, even though nobody is going to watch this movie.
 * 4) The product placement is even worse than the original movie. There are even more advertisements that last time.
 * 5) The story is a rehash of the original movie and a rip-off of Mh:Greatestmovies:Ralph Breaks the Internet
 * 6) The Voice acting is still mediocre. It sounds like nobody wants to be in the movie.
 * 7) Atrocious dialogue. Especially the infamous "You can suck my hand!"
 * 8) Abysmal Directing and Production values. They could give the original's directing and production values a run for their money.
 * 9) Horrible pacing. Some of the subplots are very short while the main one gets too much screen time.
 * 10) 2 words, plot holes.
 * 11) Appalling action scenes. The camera shakes for no reason and will make the viewers nauseous.
 * 12) Abhorrent moral: This movie claims that you can't have your own opinions, and you should instead like what everyone else likes.
 * 13) The movie gave the middle finger to the audience telling them the movie can me bad if they want.

The ONLY Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The Animation is great. It is a massive improvement over the other Emoji Movie films. And it is much more creative and imaginative unlike the original. That might be where all the budget went.
 * 2) It turns out that these sequels to the Emoji Movie were made by somebody who works at sony animation pranking everyone by releasing terrible sequels to an already terrible movie. Sony apologized for the mishap and started making good movies once again.

Reception
The Emoji Movie 8: Gene Breaks the Internet was universally lambasted by critics and fans and audiences for obvious reasons. It currently holds a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, a 1 out of 100 on Metacritic and a 0.01/10 on mh:freshwebsites:IMDb. The websites consensus reads "THIS MOVIE IS TRASH!!! DON'T WATCH IT EVER!!!". Yeah, it literally says that. It was the worst box office bomb ever not making back any money on the budget it had.