Blog:Nightmare on Sesame Street 3: The Return of Elmo's Ghost Penis (FAKE)

Nightmare on Sesame Street 3 is a movie made in 7923 by Troy Bobber.

Plot
Following the plot of the last movie, Elmo's Penis is mad he can't get revenge on Caillou and get back on Elmo so he comes back to attack the gang.

Cast

 * 1) Kim Kardashian as herself
 * 2) Chuck Norris as himself
 * 3) King Sombra as himself
 * 4) Troy Bobber as everyone else

Crew

 * 1) Troy Bobber did everything

Why Caillou needs to make it die

 * 1) The main problem is how Elmo's Penis himself is unlikable. In the second film, his hatred for Caillou was understandable and he just wanted to do something simple yet would be enough to get back at Caillou. Here however he just wants to kill Caillou, kill Caillou, and did I mention kill Caillou. And now he only hates him because of his sweat glands, his name, the fact be cried in the hospital when he was born, he's a preschool character, he's 4, and that he's bald.
 * 2) Caillou is unlikable as he keeps saying he done nothing to Elmo's Penis and when everyone (apart from Elmo because he sides with his penis) tells him to throw it away so they can never see it again, he says he can't because it'll fly in his good nature but in the Troy Bobber movies he has no good nature; he killed EVERYBODY in his town including his friends and family simply because the circus was tomorrow not today, made Elmo's penis fall off and die due to his "have sex with a blender" game in the first Nightmare on Sesame Street film, raped Elmo in the second, forced his best friend Leo to eat his (Leo's) face, cause 9/11 as revealed in this movie (and the holocaust), drowned Amelia Earheart which caused World War I, got Ben Franklin struck by lightning causing World War II, and exploded a Church because it was a Church for Judaism!
 * 3) Just like in every episode of modern The Life of Gage, Colby is miscast as an evil antagonist who's 100% sadistic and no redeeming qualities to Gage in the side plot he starves Gage to death than when Gage asks for food he EATS him calling him "The delicious bastardio" as always gets away with his actions
 * 4) The plot is rather nonsensical and stupid!
 * 5) Elmo is rather unlikable, he sides with his Penis and tries to murder Caillou as well, eats bacon in front of Peppa Pig, makes her eat bacon, and then turns her into Peppa Pig Bites. Which is rather product placement of Pappy Animate 2012's famous Peppa Pig Bites which where first seen and popular after a commercial of Peppa Pig Bites in Get Ungrounded Trivia Episode 6!
 * 6) Product Placement of Peppa Pig Bites, Curious George Gummy Snacks, Tonitoes Bacon'Os, The WaitStation 8, Chuck E. Cheese's, Troy Bobber+, PenisGrowthmachineary (when Caillou made his penis 8 inches long to brag about how he has a big penis when Elmo has none), The Kardashians, and many more
 * 7) * In fact there's so much product placement it takes up 99.99% of the movie!
 * 8) It completely teaches kids that you need a big penis for a successful career
 * 9) Sequel Baiting: Elmo's Penis tells Porky Pig to not say Th-Th-Th-Th-That's All Folks at the end because there'll be another sequel
 * 10) Every single minute they film cuts to a commercial break to advertise some toy Troy Bobber made just like G.I Joe which made they film be from 9,000 hours long to 10,000 years long!
 * 11) Horrible Ending: G.I Joe comes to advertise another toy but Itchy Mouse blows him up because he thought G.I Joe was a Muslim! Than the gang finally beat Elmo's penis and he says he'll beat them in the next film and than Porky says "Th-Th-Th-Th-That's Not All Folks!" Than like The Sopronoes the film ends with a f**king cut of black!I
 * 12) Horrible animation and voice acting like all of Troy Bobber's films!
 * 13) King Sombra is in this movie for literally no reason at all and he adds nothing to the story as usual!
 * 14) No redeeming qualities -- there are no likable characters in this movie unlike the first two films.

Reception
On a budget of the film industry owing Troy Bobber $1.75 because of how low the budget was, it made 20 haddhwjajswhajsjillion dollars and 49 cents with a 1/10 on imdb!