Blog:The Killer (97699)

The Killer was a movie released in 97699

Plot
All the world leaders have been stabbed to death by a psychopath. Now everyone else is at risk

Why It Should Kill Itself

 * 1) The movie follows the exact same thing. Someone is doing a normal thing at night, hear a weird noise, and then get killed, that’s it!!!!
 * 2) Terrible, terrible acting.
 * 3) There is product placement everywhere, and it’s not just showing random products in the movie. They are directly advertising them to you.
 * 4) *One family in the movie orders Grubhub, preceding to do an extremely cringe-worthy dance.
 * 5) *Winnie the Pooh drives a Shivorlet, which is the Chinese ripoff of the Chevrolet and says how “efficient” and “long lasting” it is, when in reality, it will explode and kill the driver and passengers after it starts, making it false advertisement.
 * 6) *One scene has the characters being stupid and thinking a serial killer is someone that kills cereal isn’t that hilarious????? They then advertise every cereal brand known to man.
 * 7) The killer himself, he has no motive for his actions, no reason why he’s doing this. He just does it for the sake of doing it.
 * 8) It has your usual PC messages in it:
 * 9) *The characters acting like Lori Lightfoot and being like, ”All cops are bad. Cops will never solve your crimes.”
 * 10) *The killer is portrayed as “racist” because he’s killing people of color, the first people he kills are white, and they just want to stop him. But when he kills people of color, they say “they must be racist now, too”, and make the killer seem racist for the rest of the movie. So that means if you kill white people, you’re a killer, but killing minorities means you’re racist? The killer is going to kill everyone regardless of their race!
 * 11) *Apparently the characters got offended eating M&Ms because they thought the mascots were racist, homophobic, xenop- ok I think I already did this joke.
 * 12) The town is full of complete idiots who don’t know how to capture a criminal.
 * 13) *Solving “alt-right bigotry” is apparently more important than capturing a serial killer that could come for you next.
 * 14) Generic soundtrack.
 * 15) *They play the exact same audio every time someone is gonna die.
 * 16) The terrible pop-star Jack Coublarsky is shoehorned in the movie.
 * 17) *His cover of “Your mom aborted the baby I put in her” by Brock's Boners, is awful and even worse than the original version.
 * 18) The way they kill the killer is anticlimactic, they brick him to death on top of one of the roofs.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The first 20-30 minutes are ok, up until the killer goes to the town.
 * 2) One scene has a Shrek Chungus poster featured.

Trivia

 * This is the first directorial role of Troy Bobber Jr, as he inherited money from his late dad's infamous movie career. However, despite the money he inherited, Troy Jr never knew his father, and stated how he’s upset he was taking too long to get the milk.