Blog:King Sombra's Fantastic Movie (FAKE PARODY FILM)

King Sombra's Fantastic Movie is an animated "film" with an unknown release date. The only known copy of it was found in a garbage can outside of an abandoned McDonald's, and to this day nothing about its cast or studio of origin is known.

Plot
King Sombra learns that he is hated by everyone in his kingdom, so he decides to create his own movie in hopes of winning his subjects' approval. However, his enormous ego takes over and he ends up creating a documentary all about himself with disastrous results.

Why This "Movie" Sucks

 * 1) King Sombra is at his worst here and is quite possibly one of the most unlikable characters ever. He treats everyone around him like crap and gets away with it every time. He is also incredibly annoying and flanderized.
 * 2) King Sombra's voice is highly obnoxious and he exaggerates everything to the point where it seems like he's high throughout the entire thing.
 * 3) There's barely any coherent plot -- it feels more like a bunch of short films and outtakes stitched together into one.
 * 4) Dumb storyline which just consists of Sombra's attempts to make his "movie."
 * 5) Nothing really interesting happens so it gets boring really fast.
 * 6) The animation looks terrible and looks like it could've been done by a toddler.
 * 7) Horrendous dialogue.
 * 8) It goes on for two whole hours.
 * 9) Many jokes and scenes are highly unoriginal and rip off other, better movies, such as The Spongebob Squarepants Movie and even Night of the Living Dead.
 * 10) There are offensive jokes despite the fact that this is supposed to be a children's film.
 * 11) The audio quality is abysmal.
 * 12) The Crystal Empire gets nuked at the end of the movie, presumably killing everyone and making the entire film ultimately pointless.
 * 13) There's barely any interaction between the characters and it's mainly just Sombra shouting into the camera.
 * 14) It ignores all established My Little Pony canon, such as when events from the show are completely forgotten about and characters from other cartoons inexplicably show up.
 * 15) Misleading title: this movie is NOT fantastic in any way.
 * 16) Very cringeworthy scenes such as when King Sombra gets drunk and pees on the floor in front of everyone.
 * 17) Awful jokes.
 * 18) It's implied multiple times that Sombra kills some of his subjects offscreen after they disappear halfway through the film.
 * 19) It's spawned countless unnecessary sequels, starting an entire atrocious franchise.

The Only Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Radiant Hope is the only likable character in the entire movie, and the only sane one. Unfortunately, she, like all of the other characters, seems to die at the end of the film.
 * 2) At least King Sombra gets punished for his jerky behavior when he gets blown up by the nuclear bomb.
 * 3) The film has been used as a more "humane" method of interrogation given how excruciating it is to watch.

Reception
Although it is a relatively obscure and unknown film due to never having a proper release, this film has been almost universally hated. Most people who have attempted to watch it claim they couldn't even finish it due to how bad it was, and there have been multiple reports of people suffering severe mental breakdowns just from watching this movie. Whether you end up suffering severe effects or not, it's highly recommended that you steer clear of this film if you get a chance to watch it. Fortunately, the film can be pretty hard to find which is definitely for the better.

Trivia

 * It's not known how the movie was made, who made it, or how it managed to end up in a McDonald's garbage can.
 * The only existing physical copy of the film has been locked away in a safe that is heavily guarded day and night.