Blog:My Top Five Kids Films Worse Than Thomas and the Magic Railroad

Thomas and the Magic Railroad is a 2000 kids train film that it got a lot of unfavorable revies from critics, fans, but however, fans do imrpvoe their feels over the film, and it gained a cult following. You think this is the worst? Oh please! It's fun, and it had childhood moments!

Number #5
The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure



This is one of the most abysmal kids movies that I've ever heard from my entire life, the film is intended to be for small children but treats its audience like idiots. The Oogieloves themselves are creepy-looking, with unexpressive animatronic faces (in particular, their eyebrows are totally static), mouths that can barely open, arms that bulge weirdly, obvious seams in their heads, lower eyelids that are always part-closed and make them look stoned, and soulless glassy eyes that constantly reflect the studio lights. Not only that, but the fact that they are placed in the presence of actual humans, where it turns out they are about seven feet tall and have heads so big they could reasonably fit an adult's entire head in their mouth, does not help in the slightest. They are even more grating than the Teletubbies. Schluufy (who sounds like Meatwad) and the side characters look even more unsettling.

Number #4
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie



The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is a other godawful kids movie that has disgusting, and creepy looking characters, Despite the title, the Garbage Pail Kids aren't so much as main characters as they are more of the supportive characters of the film. The film focuses more on Dodger, Manzini, Tangerine and Juice.

Number #3
Cool Cat Saves the Kids



The plot is very inconsistent, confusing, almost non-existent and has little to no continuity. Because of this, there are some scenes that feel very out of place, particularly the "gun safety" scene. This is because the movie is actually three different short films awkwardly stitched together. Cool Cat is a very creepy, annoying, immature, irresponsible and hypocritical titular protagonist. Despite his supposed role of teaching kids how to deal with bullies, Cool Cat lacks the proper characterization needed to fulfill such a role, as he cries when Butch the Bully destroys his sandcastle and runs across the street without looking both ways, despite saying earlier that you must look both ways before crossing the street.

Number #2
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)

The film is completely unfaithful to the source material and contains numerous jokes and innuendos that are inappropriate for the original target audience and ruin a lot of charm and charisma from the original book. In fact, the film was almost rated PG-13. In addition, similar to the live-action adaptation of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, the Cat here in the film is very much the opposite of his book counterpart. In the original book and the animated short, he was kind, refined, funny, well-meaning and (while he was a bit of a nuisance) never a legitimate threat. In the film however, he is mean, crude, unfunny, malicious and a genuinely sadistic threat. The film adds a bunch of characters and plot lines that never appeared in the original book, such as Larry Quinn, a lazy, unemployed next-door neighbor who plans to marry Joan for money and to send Conrad to military school and the house being messed up to the point of becoming an alternate dimension. The movie also adds extra morals that are incredibly forced and unnecessary instead of following the book's moral.

Number #1, the even worse is...
Barney's Great Adventure



This is one of my most hated kids films of all time, ever, even Spongebuff1991 hated the film as well, and me and Spongebuff hated Barney so much.The movie itself only involves Barney and the children try to find an egg and need to get it back before it hatches, yet most of the movie boils down to 76 minutes of pure filler, with practically nothing going on during the movie. The plot itself also suffers from being fairly boring thanks to the fact that there is only weak humor compared to any real character development or interesting concepts.

Hope you like it! :)

From - Stephenfisher2001.