Blog:69 the movie (FAKE MOVIE)

69 the movie is a film made by Scum Pictures Inc. in 2060.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) This film wasn't screened for critics which is a major red flag.
 * 2) Godawful CGI.
 * 3) Before the film evens starts, an EXTREMELY LOUD Scum Gang SFX plays out of nowhere to the point where EVEN AT 1% Volume, your ears could bleed like crazy.
 * 4) * This was so bad that the government SUED Scum Pictures Inc. for $15 Million after 4 people died from this Sound Effect,
 * 5) **And if it couldn't get anymore cringey, 6ix9ine went into the city and DID A VERY LARGE SCREAM AT A 5 YEAR OLD.
 * 6) **HE EVEN SHARTED ON THE SAME KID LATER IN THE FILM.
 * 7) The film starts with 6ix9ine ranting about not getting high album sales which is very childish.
 * 8) Regarding him, 6ix9ine is the WORST PROTAGANIST EVER, as he does lots of questionable or downright illegal things.
 * 9) * The infamous scene where 6ix9ine RAPES A 13 YEAR-OLD GIRL FOR 36 MINUTES, this scene was so disgusting that in the theater release of the film, it was cut.
 * 10) * His constant snitching.
 * 11) * Constantly committing crimes.
 * 12) * Dissing the dead.
 * 13) * Saying the n-word a LOT DESPITE NOT BEING BLACK! And it doesn’t help he also is racist towards black people!!!!
 * 14) * RAPING AND BEATING UP OTHER WOMAN.
 * 15) Some of the dialogue repeats itself.
 * 16) Also, the horrendous dialogue.
 * 17) The length of this film is WAY TOO LONG AT 8 HOURS.
 * 18) 3 hours of the film is just 6ix9ine committing crimes such as armed robbery, drug trafficking, bestiality, doxing, rape, etc. Which is filler.
 * 19) So much pop culture references that if we put them all on this page, we could make a whole page out of it.
 * 20) PRODUCT PLACEMENT EVERYWHERE.
 * 21) 1 hour in the film, the film cuts and plays random anime clips out of nowhere for a hour straight which only serves as pure filler.
 * 22) No Credits whatsoever, the film just permanently cuts to black.
 * 23) The poster is just the album cover of 6ix9ine's SESE.

The ONLY 2 Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The performance is amazing.
 * 2) The voice acting is also great.

Reception
The film was praised by critics but received EXREMELY NEGATIVE REVIEWS from the audience alike and was considered the worst film ever made.

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