Blog:Butts Underwater (Fake movie Dready ;) )

Note: This is not a real movie and this page was made as a joke, seriously don't take this seriously or i'm gonna be mad at you!

Asses Underwater (also Known as Butts Underwater in australia) is an British 1998 Black comedy, it was directed by an obscure (but now ifnamous), director called JKL, and was released in February 2nd 1998. Original it was supposed to be released in July 5th 1992, but the producers had a very horrible development time and was delayed to 1998 It was universally panned by critics and was a box Office bomb, however it managed to get a weird cult following.

Plot
An diver named Carlo Bernard goes on a mission to find a lost treasure. However he later ends up in Asslantis (or Buttlantis in australia) and things start to become really bizzare.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) This movie was not screened in advance for critics, Which is a complete red flag.
 * 2) The plot makes no sense and rips off othe WAY better movies like, Batman Returns, Some Like It Hot, A Bug's Life, Toy Story, The Lion King, The Mask, Police Academy, The Naked Gun and Dumb & Dumber. because of ripping of all these movie the movie can't decide what kind of movie it wants to be, a comedy or an action.
 * 3) The acting is pretty horrible, especially for the guards, child and teen actors.
 * 4) The butts look more like humans in fake butt costumes than actual butts (We kid you not).
 * 5) Cheap, ugly and sometimes even disgusting special effects: Like barfing, puking and especially for the blood.
 * 6) Way too much swearing, which makes the dialogue even more laughable than it already is: For Example in one scene Kingass (called King Butt in Australia): says i'm gonna stick a TNT in you're fucking penis, (Thankfully in Australia it was censored as: I'm gonna stick a TNT in you're fricking butt, although it makes no sense).
 * 7) It tries way too hard to be an good adult movie, but it fails for being juvenille stupid and nonsensical.
 * 8) The premise about Butts underwater, is extremely stupid and nonsensical.
 * 9) The scene where Jack has sex with Jill and then he pees and poops on here, is extremely disgusting (and thankfully this scene was cut from australia).
 * 10) Really unfunny disgusting jokes, filled with toilet humor, sex jokes and pop culture references.
 * 11) The song Baby Got Back plays way too much in this movie which gets annyoing.
 * 12) The Australian version (because this movie was not allowed to be released in australia until they removed all the profanity) is way too shorter than the american and european release.
 * 13) It was made with a very low budget only for 100$.
 * 14) Unlikable and poorly wirtten characters, as they are all perverts.
 * 15) The buddy cop plot-line makes no sense and is completely pointless only to padd out the run time.
 * 16) Blatant product placements E.G Playstation, Nintendo 64, Pepsi, Hot Wheels, Barbie, Transformers, Icee ect.
 * 17) The poster looks very cheap, and looks like it was made with puke colors, even the dvd cover looks the same and it states it was made on Microsoft paint.
 * 18) The final battle is very anticlimactic Carlo just farts on king Butt and then he completely inflates that makes his blood look like diarrhea, which is gross.
 * 19) The ending is nonsensical carlo gets treated King and then Buttlantis becomes a normal human city.
 * 20) The CGI effects on the animals look very fake and ugly too look at which makes them look very fake.
 * 21) The movie ends with a shameless sequel-bait where a Asinine (who is a assassin) tries to get a chip to kill Carlo and get Buttlantis back. A sequel called Asinine (that would be called in Australia Buttsasin) was planned but was cancelled due to the poor box Office and underwhelming negative reception.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) It get a very bizzare cult-following of so bad it's good, and the scene where Carlo eats a Butshark became iconic.
 * 2) The Boston stereotypes are rather clever.
 * 3) Some of the soundtrack is good, despite the fact Baby Got Back is overused.
 * 4) Despite being shorter, the Australian version is actually way better than the other versions.

Reception
The movie was universally panned by critics for it's humor, acting, story, special effects, directing and especially for it's premise, on Rotten Tomatoes the movie holds a 0% rating: with a consensus stating: Disgusting Juvenille, unfunny, poorly acted and completely perverted, Butts Underwater looks pretty fake, even for an actual movie on the big screen and it is very bizzare to even become a cult film. On Metacritic it holds 1/100 Indicating Overwhelming Dislike, on IMDB it holds a 0 out of 10. Box Office It only grossed 10 million dollars against it's a 100 million dollar budget, making it a massive box Office bomb

Cancelled Sequel
AS mentioned above a sequel called Asinine was planned, but was cancelled due to the poor Reception and Box Office Performance.

Trivia
The movie was going to be released in australia the same as in other regions, but because it was later banned, it was edited, so the movie could be released there and also the title was changed.