Blog:Super Hero Taisen (Troy Bobber) (FAKE)

Super Hero Taisen, (not to be confused with the film series of the same name) is a Japanese-Amercian-Canadian-Australian-New Zealander tokusatsu superhero film released in April 22, 7257, a month after Nightmare on Sesame Street. It was made to celebrate the (A BUNCH OF FUCKING NUMBERS) anniversery of Super Hero Time, it features a crossover between the Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, and the Metal Heroes Series.

Cast

 * 1) Takeshi Hongo as Takeshi Hongo
 * 2) Tsuyoshi Kaijo as Tsuyoshi Kaijo
 * 3) Captain Marvelous as Captain Marvelous
 * 4) Robotack as Robotack
 * 5) Sokichi Banba as Sokichi Banba
 * 6) Goro Sakurai as Goro Sakurai
 * 7) Chihiro as Chihiro
 * 8) Hayato Ichimonji as Hayato Ichimonji
 * 9) Ako Hayasaka as Ako Hayasaka
 * 10) Takeru Tenkuji as Takeru Tenkuji
 * 11) The Shindai Siblings as The Shindai Siblings
 * 12) Troy Bobber as Tsukasa Kadoya
 * 13) Kyosuke Kiriya as Kyosuke Kiriya
 * 14) Daiki Nishio as Daiki Nishio
 * 15) Mika Koizumi's Ghost as Mika Koizumi's Ghost
 * 16) Sara Tokimura's Ghost as Sara Tokimura's Ghost
 * 17) Jun Yabuki as Jun Yabuki
 * 18) Jojo Siwa as Retsu Ichijouji
 * 19) Juri Nijou as Juri Nijou
 * 20) Frank Oz's Ghost as Frank Oz
 * 21) Tsukuyomi as Tsukuyomi
 * 22) Natsui as Natsumi
 * 23) Ikki Igarashi as Ikki Igarashi
 * 24) Geki Jumonji as Geki Jumonji
 * 25) Beast-Demon Hunter Zeek as Beast-Demon Hunter Zeek
 * 26) Koume "Umeko" Koudou as Syd Drew
 * 27) Signalman as Ninjaman
 * 28) Ninjaman as Signalman
 * 29) Mary Gold as Mary Gold
 * 30) Luka Millfy as A bitch
 * 31) Raptor 283 as Magine
 * 32) Magine as Raptor 283
 * 33) Satan as Satan
 * 34) AkaRed as AkaRed
 * 35) Saki Rouyama as Herself
 * 36) Gaku Washio as A woman
 * 37) Still reading this bullshit as This list
 * 38) Everyone else as Hey there
 * 39) Tommy Oliver as Kou
 * 40) Kaito Goshikida as Kaito Goshikida
 * 41) Juran as Zenkai Juran
 * 42) Birdman as Birdman
 * 43) Zocks Goldtsuiker as Zocks Goldtsuiker
 * 44)  Thuy Trang's Ghost as Thuy Trang
 * 45) Jesus as Jesus
 * 46) Momotaros as Momotaros
 * 47) Vice as Vice
 * 48) Starfish-Hitler as Hitler
 * 49) Sieg as Sieg
 * 50) Urataros as Urataros
 * 51) Lucky as Lucky
 * 52) Robert Baldwin as Ramriez
 * 53) WHY THE FUCK DID YOU READ THIS BULLSHIT LIST!?!??!?!??! as You
 * 54) Yamato Tribe Prince Geki as Yamato Tribe Prince Geki
 * 55) Hell's Gate Prisoners as Themselves
 * 56) Masato Kusaka as Masato Kusaka
 * 57) God as Himself
 * 58) Tessai as Tessai
 * 59) Hikaru (GingaYellow) as Hikaru
 * 60) The Chairman of Hades as Dai-Satan
 * 61) TheName64 as Who knows
 * 62) Umika as Umika
 * 63) Emperor Hirohito as Emperor Showa
 * 64) Sae as Sae
 * 65) Burai as Burai
 * 66) BullBlack as BullBlack
 * 67) Kai Samezu('s Ghost) as Kai Samezu('s Ghost)
 * 68) Tsuruhime as Tsuruhime
 * 69) Saizou as Billy Cranston
 * 70) Hey There as FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 71) Julia Vickersman as Domon
 * 72) Tsukimaro as Shurikenger
 * 73) Shurikenger as Tsukimaro
 * 74) Nanami Nono as Nanami Nono
 * 75) Atala as Atala
 * 76) Gaon as Gaon
 * 77) Vroon as Vroon
 * 78) Misao Mondou as Misao Mondou
 * 79) Peggy as Peggy
 * 80) Warz Gill as Warz Gill
 * 81) Master Org & TsueTsue as themselves
 * 82) Shunten, Ura, & Raetsu as themselves
 * 83) Lila as Lila
 * 84) Ransik as Ransik
 * 85) Captain Ryuya as Captain Marvelous #2
 * 86) Furabiijo as Furabiijo
 * 87) Witch Bandora as Witch Bandora
 * 88) Lord Zedd as Lord Zedd
 * 89) Gaisoulg as Gaisoulg
 * 90) Don Dolnero as Don Dolnero
 * 91) Gien as Frax
 * 92) Elmo's Penis' Ghost as Elmo's Penis' Ghost
 * 93) Blackmailing School Gang Leader Flan as Blackmailing School Gang Leader Flan as Blackmailing School Gang Leader Flan
 * 94) Boccowaus as Boccowaus
 * 95) Ganon as Ganon
 * 96) Hakaizer, Stacaesar, NeziRed, & Dave Red as themselves
 * 97) Sena as Sena
 * 98) Izzy as Izzy
 * 99) YO MAMA as YO MAMA
 * 100) Doctor Man as Doctor Man
 * 101) Black Cross King as Black Cross King
 * 102) King Harkinian as King Harkinian
 * 103) Weegee as Weegee
 * 104) Malleo as Malleo
 * 105) Snoopy as Kamen Rider Snoopy
 * 106) Joesph Stalin as Joseph Stalin
 * 107) Mickey Nouse as Mickey Mouse
 * 108) Poppy as Poppy
 * 109) VRV Master as VRV Master
 * 110) Alpha 5 as Alpha 5
 * 111) Every single god as themselves

Crew
Troy Bobber did everything. Done.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The plot in this movie still barely feels like it exists. It's just fighting, after fight, after fight, after fight, but with no humanity or any actual care of love for the material at all.
 * 2) It wasted the potential of Kessho Sentai GemHunter, Bakutaro Sentai Disnatzer, Avataro Sentai Donbrothers, Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger, Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters, Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, Tensou Sentai Goseiger, Samurai Sentai Shinkenger, Kamen Rider OOO, Kamen Rider W, Kamen Rider Kiva, Kamen Rider Den-O, Space Sheriff Gavan, Choushinsei Flashman, Choudenshi Bioman, & many others. Again, it also worsened the negativity of Kamen Rider Decade, Kamen Rider Ghost, Seijuu Sentai Gingaman, Kamen Rider ABC, & Chouriki Sentai Ohranger.
 * 3) Tsukasa Kadoya is at his absolute worst here. In the next 10 minutes of the movie's start, it is revealed that he bombed half of Asia and starts a genocide at Oceania to enslave the people in those continents.
 * 4) Rid-E, ABC, & the GemHunters serve no purpose of the film as they are only here just for filler. It also wasted the potential of both shows.
 * 5) Lord Zedd and Satan appear out of nowhere in this film. There is also a very disturbing scene where they kill Diend in hell & eat his corpse.
 * 6) At the beginning of the movie, Eiji Naporu/Kamen Rider ABC, Keiko Hikari/Kamen Rider Rid-E, Yusuke Godai/Kamen Rider Kuuga, & Yusuke Ondera/A.R Kuuga, the GemHunters, & the Disnatzers did nothing to help those civilians in Sapporo at all.
 * 7) Kamen Rider Larc's & GaoWhite's rivalries with Gokai Yellow & Kamen Rider Sabela are very boring to watch.
 * 8) There is a Cuties reference in this film.
 * 9) Captain Marvelous, although still likable. Killed Decade & Larc because they nuked Los Angeles & it's also pretty disturbing.
 * 10) Beast-Demon-Hunter Zeek & Sae Taiga are extremely unlikable here. Zeek kills the president's secretary & doesn't get caught. while Sae is a huge dickhead villain here who did a lot of really bad things.
 * 11) Speaking of which, many characters are extremely antagonistic towards each other. Especially Gaku Washio.
 * 12) The ending was bullshit as it was on a final battle with all older villains who caused padding.

Reception
Super Hero Taisen was was well received by critics, but was universally panned by many Tokusatsu fans & viewers. Saying that it had lots of off-puting stuff within a movie based on the Toei Tokusatsu Super Hero Genre. It holds a 1.1 on IMDb. & It also serpassed Super Hero Taisen Z as one of, if not. The most hated Tokusatsu film of all time. It was pulled from all theaters on Auckland, New Zealand due to the amount of criticism it received. Fred rated this movie 1 cat with rabies out of 5.