Blog:Shrek 5:Space Battles

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The idea of a Shrek themed space battle isn't a good concept and is executed poorly.
 * 2) Shrek loses an arm for some reason.
 * 3) This movie is the longest and most boring (237 mintues)
 * 4) Fiona turns into a fanfic writer for some reason, she says to shrek "I'm sorry Shrek, but it's all ogre".
 * 5) The songs in this movie suck. Like, why does Despacito fit in a space movie?
 * 6) Its sequel Wrath of Prince Charming didn't learn that much either
 * 7) The villain in this movie is a recycle of Rumplestiltskin from Shrek Forever After.
 * 8) Shrek also decides to curse all the time saying the f word 3,000 times in the movie says n word 985,000 times and each other swear word 100,000,000,000,000 times each

Redeeming Qualites

 * 1) This movie spawned the "I need to use the Donker" meme.
 * 2) "All Star 2" is made and implicated well when Shrek opens his outhouse again.
 * 3) Farquaad comes back to life and builds his Facebook factory.
 * 4) Shrek is likeable, unlike The Wrath of Prince Charming.