Blog:Voxel Villager: The Movie (Fake Collab)

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Voxel Villager: The Movie is an action-comedy-drama-adventure-romantic-animated film released in 2030. It stars Voxel Villager, a bunch of cartoon, video game, and anime characters, and a bunch of Miraheze users.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It was not screened for critics, which is always a red flag.
 * 2) The film does not have a main story, as it's just a mishmash of different plot points that barely have any continuity with each other.
 * 3) Most of the characters in this film have been flanderized with a few exceptions.
 * 4) *Crash Bandicoot is a jealous psychopath who wants to kill Pyra and Mythra just because they made it into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
 * 5) *Penny Proud only cares about Black Lives Matter, though she is still likeable.
 * 6) *Henry Stickmin is only in this film for distraction dance jokes.
 * 7) *Thomas the Tank Engine is a nostalgiatard that complains about the new animation style in Season 25 of Thomas and Friends.
 * 8) *Caillou is only here just to appeal to Vyond users who make videos that have Caillou. He is even in his Vyond counterpart.
 * 9) *Gruntilda only exists for her rhymes.
 * Shrek became even more unhygienic than he already was. He even tried to go to Nintendo to add himself in Super Smash Bros.
 * 1) *Falco has been reduced to a punching bag, though he is still likeable.
 * 2) *Tommy Pickles is a toxic Loud House hater, who told Lincoln Loud to "get off the air".
 * 3) *Angelica Pickles only lives on sweets and refuses to go to the dentist.
 * 4) The main villain of this movie is Nikocado Avocado. Sure, Nikocado Avocado has went from being a healthy vegan YouTuber to an overweight manchild who sports terrible eating manners, has an unhealthy diet of fast food, and causes drama all over YouTube, but making Niko the main villain would encourage fat shaming.
 * 5) *It should also be mention that the reveal of Nikocado Avocado being the main villain takes place at the very end of the movie with little to no build up.
 * 6) The film tries to be hip and cool by overusing many words and slang such as "bruh", "dude", "yo", etc. At the same time, it also panders to nostalgia with references to 90's/2000s pop culture.
 * 7) There is loads of filler scenes, which only exist to pad out the run time.
 * 8) *Crash Bandicoot attempting to kill Pyra and Mythra just because the former and the latter got into Smash, with Crunch, Coco, and Aku Aku stopping Crash from doing so.
 * 9) *Henry Stickmin doing the distraction dance while the music from the infamous Grubhub ad plays in the background.
 * 10) *All the characters protesting Nintendo for filing a cease and desist against a Super Smash Bros. Melee tournament with everyone shouting "Free Melee!".
 * 11) *Voxel Villager reciting the Gerber Life commercial in front of everyone.
 * 12) *Funky Kong bragging to Ponyo about how overpowered he was in Mario Kart Wii
 * 13) *Rayman wanting to go to Boston, just because of his accent in the Rayman cartoon.
 * 14) *Banjo and K.K. Slider performing a duet.
 * 15) *Diddy Kong playing Blackjack with Callie and Marie before their game gets interrupted by Henry Stickmin
 * 16) *Fireman Sam making a fake Smash reveal trailer.
 * 17) *Dr. Neo Cortex and all other Crash Bandicoot bosses going to a maid cafe in Japan while they talk about evil plans.
 * 18) *Conker going on a murderous rampage by killing all of the Among Us crewmates becuase Conker hates that that game with a burning passion.
 * 19) *And to add insult to injury, the film is over 5 hours long.
 * 20) False Advertising: The film claims that it won over 10000000000 Oscars, but it did win such awards, and the only things that the film even won were a bunch of Golden Miraheze Raspberries.
 * 21) Bland soundtracks that mostly consists of classic rock and heavy metal music, mostly because those are Voxel Villager's favorite types of music. Though it does occasionally play something different every now and then.
 * 22) The infamous scene where Planty immediately becomes a Pepe le Pew clone after seeing Pyra which lasts about 5 minutes. Thankfully Rex prevents him from doing so.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) There are plenty of likeable characters such as Ginger Foutley, Darren Patterson, Dodie Bishop, Macie Lightfoot, Banjo and Kazooie, The Powerpuff Girls and their anime and doujinshi counterparts, Mumbo Jumbo, Aku Aku, Rayman, Murfy, Spyro, Mario, Mickey Mouse (The Miraheze user), Kirby, King K. Rool. King DeDeDe, The Recess Gang (From Disney's Recess), Sergeant Jamjars, Bottles the Mole, Robin Snyder, Penny Proud, Sticky Webb, PlantyB0i, and even Voxel Villager himself.
 * 2) The final battle against Nikocado Avocado is epic.
 * 3) Every character that was flanderized gets their redemption in the end of the movie.
 * 4) There's a nice scene in which Voxel Villager sings "Light My Fire" by The Doors in order to get The Powerpuff Girls to go to sleep.
 * 5) The film poster is well drawn.
 * 6) All voice actors reprise their roles as the featured characters, except for the ones that passed away of course.