Blog:Hellboy and Sons (Fake Movie Collab (Wage))

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 * Cinematography= Square Pixel Guy
 * Distributed By= mh:greatestmovies:Universal Pictures
 * Release Date= July 28, 2069
 * Runtime= 120 minutes
 * Country= United States
 * Language= English
 * Budget= $100.1 million
 * Box Office= $51 million
 * Franchise= Hellboy
 * Prequel= Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hellboy and Sons is a 2069 American superhero film directed by Guillmero del Toro. It stars the original cast since 2008's box office and critical flop, Hellboy II: The Golden Army.

While the first two films were given mixed reviews, Hellboy and Sons was critically panned for its poor pacing, bad acting, and overall downgrade.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) This was the movie that killed Guillmero del Toro's career, as he went from a nice man to an aboslute rude person. He abused the writer and producer so much they secretly posted on StoryFire how much he hated him.
 * 2) * del Toro also became an SJW, blindly slapping SJW propaganda in the movie, portraying Hellboy and his sons as idiots while Liz Sherman is the strong woman. The first film was sexist, and this is no different.
 * 3) * He also forgave Ron Perlman for all the horrible actions he done, as well as befriending Zack Snyder and controversial Butch Hartman.
 * 4) Nobody asked for a sequel, in case you were wondering.
 * 5) Hellboy is even more unlikable than the first two movies. In fact, he actually punched one of his sons using his right hand of doom, with his face being very bloody! This was because he was mad at breaking curfew.
 * 6) There is barely any action, at all. In fact, most of the film is just Hellboy and Liz trying to discipline their sons. It's really boring to watch.
 * 7) There is a scene where Hellboy's sons watch child nudity IN A PG-13 RATED FILM!
 * 8) The acting is straight up awful. It felt like none of the actors even tried with this film.
 * 9) Johann Krauss disappeared for no reason at all.
 * 10) Kirk Johnson doesn't appear at all.

Reception
On Rotten Tomatoes, it has a 4% rotten score, with critical consensus saying "Not even a visual flare can save the absolute hell that is Hellboy and Sons." On Metacritic, it has a 16, indicating "overwhelming dislike", and a 3.9 on IMDb.

Critics panned Ron Perlman's return, since his controversy, as well as the acting, the introduction of Hellboy's sons, SJW propaganda, and overall disappointing return, although some critics were mixed over its CGI and visual effects.