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Noah (2014)
Noah is a 2014 biblical film based on the story of Noah's Ark from the Bible. While it got positive reviews from critics with a certified Fresh percentage of 70% or higher, audiences on the other hand were more critical.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) For a Bible-based film, the film has poor grasp of the source material;
 * 2) In the bible, God aided Noah how to build his ark. In the movie, rock golems actually do it instead of God himself, which makes it feel like something else entirely instead of a Biblical-based film.
 * 3) Noah is shown to be ignorant of God, because he is shown to needing to be drunk in an uncanny manner to hear his directions, instead of having God speak up.
 * 4) In the second part, Noah turns from a faithful prophet to a satanic prophet, as he states that God doesn't want everyone to be alive at the point, which shows he had zero faith in God. There's even a scene where he eats one of the Ark animals.
 * 1) In the second part, Noah turns from a faithful prophet to a satanic prophet, as he states that God doesn't want everyone to be alive at the point, which shows he had zero faith in God. There's even a scene where he eats one of the Ark animals.