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Countryhumans: The Musical (also named Countryhumans: Music Contest or Countryhumans: The Musical Show) is a 2023 American/Canadian/French/British/German/Russian/Mexican/Japanese musical drama Netflix film directed by a furry. The film was based on a fandom named Countryhumans. It was written by a Countryhuman fan, produced by a bunch of Countryhuman fangirls and was distributed by Sony Pictures Animation and Netflix. It was released as a limited theatrical release in the United States on July 10, 2023 before coming to Netflix.

Plot
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Why It Sucks
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 * 1) An idea of a film based on the Countryhumans fandom is a very, very terrible idea, considering that the fandom is infamous for its unacceptable shipping, countries being stereotypical, offensive themes and its NSFW content, although not seen much. No to mention the fandom wasn't even that popular at the time the film was released.
 * 2) Executive meddling: When the film was first announced on December 2022, it was originally going to have a Countryball and Countryhumans crossover, with the characters doing a musical battle, to see who wins the battle, but turns out that nobody needs to have a battle and become friends, as well as making the film produced by Dreamworks and distributed by Lionsgate. But later on 2023, when the film was handed by Sony Pictures Animation and Netflix, the storyline was completely changed and it is filled with adult humor and basically worsens the plot up. Which is the one we had here.
 * 3) *The characters' were going to have their original personalities, but went into crazy perverts, bossy, etc (will explain on WIS#3).
 * 4) Misleading/false rating: Despite being filled with sexual humor, adult jokes and graphic violence, the film was rated PG-13 instead of R or NC-17. Mainly because while the film was announced, it will be rated NC-17, but had to changed its maturity rating to PG-13 and forgot to remove adult content to make it. This results many teenagers getting confused.
 * 5) Most of the Countryhumans have been badly flanderized:
 * 6) *United States is now a fangirl of Russia who is mean to her friends, only cares about freedom and winning, obsessed with kissing and is now a British stereotype, as she speaks in a British accent and does British things.
 * 7) **She also goes many gross-out stuff, such as taking off her clothes to Russia, having sex in a strip club and tries to play with a sex toy.
 * 8) *Speaking of Russia, he is now a perverted Countryhuman who is way more drunk than he was who was poor characterization.
 * 9) **He even managed to marry United States in one scene at end pre-end.
 * 10) *France has gone from a romantic, loving Countryhuman to a rude and a drama queen of the film, as she never calms herself down whenever she loses and starts a bunch of argues who shows far too many hypocrisy.
 * 11) *The Philippines went from a incredibly kind and sympathetic human to a badly hyper and stereotypical jerk. Although she is seen likable, most of the time, she is very obnoxious at times, especially when she wins or gets invited (whenever that happens, she screams really loud).
 * 12) *Germany, while he's difficult to handle sometimes, has gone from a friendly human to a (intentionally?) horrendous and painful human who has little to no personality into him.
 * 13) *Poland, while he can be quite sad, went from a nice Countryhuman to laughable and uncomfortable, as he never takes care of his wings properly, causing him to fly around the area in a bad way. He is also a jerk who cannot accept anything at all and is now a huge fanbrat of the Eurovision Song Contest.
 * 14) *Japan became way more loud than she was who cannot take her hands off anime and even hentai, despite being a teenager in this film. She is also stereotypical, just like she has in the fandom.
 * 15) *Canada, while likable, is now a punching bag who is treated very badly.
 * 16) *Italy has went from an intelligent and mature person to a stereotypical, crazy and nonsensical jerk.
 * 17) *Mexico, like Japan, is extremely loud and more irresponsible than she was who is the huge queen of drama, along with France, and argues with her mother. She even claims to be “perfect” (meaning that she claims to be a Mary Sue) and have no flaws, but however, she keeps arguing every time!
 * 18) *Ukraine has gone from a kind, shy, caring and honest Countryhuman who mostly believes herself into a huge Mary Sue who always acts perfect who has no flaws, which is ridiculous, since Ukraine herself never has a Mary Sue.
 * 19) The story is very cliché, poorly written and objectionable, as is is just your typical film based on a fandom getting ready for the musical, go to Los Angeles, California, and sing many songs, but does not go well, while it is not that bad, it's poorly executed. It even stole elements from mh:greatestmovies:Sing and its sequel, Tough Act! and even Cuties, which isn't any better than this. In fact, this film is worse than Cuties.
 * 20) Disturbing, inappropriate, dangerous and weird moments, there are even filler scenes in this film, just to hit the 50+ hour mark:
 * 21) *Italy using a knife in front of Spain's just to wake her up.
 * 22) *Mexico is seen using a flat iron for her hair, which is very dangerous and painful, not it mention it ripped off a scene for yet again, Cuties.
 * 1) *Mexico is seen using a flat iron for her hair, which is very dangerous and painful, not it mention it ripped off a scene for yet again, Cuties.

Redeeming Qualities
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Dialogue of the Film
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Reception
Countryhumans: The Musical was praised by critics, but was universally panned by audiences and was universally lambasted by fans of the Countryhumans fandom alike, considering the worst films based on fandoms, due to its sexual humor, nudity and ripping off some films. On Rotten Tomatoes, the critic score is 95% while the audience score is 3% based on 3,450 user reviews.

On the fandom, many fans were disappointed and really disgusted of how the characters were flanderized and way too many sex were in this film. Many even despised this film, making hate art of the characters from the film on Deviantart.

On IMDb, the film currently holds a 1.6/10 on IMDb and on Google, only 4% of the users approved this film, as mentioned earlier, making it the worst films on Netflix, the worst films by Sony Pictures, the worst films made by fandom and if not, the worst films, of all time. Hell, even worse than Cuties.

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Box Office
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Soundtrack of the Film
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Trivia
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