Five Across the Eyes

Five Across the Eyes is a 2006 independent horror film, made on a budget of just $4,000.

Plot
Five girls drive across The Eyes, an isolated road, braving its horrors.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The movie is shot found-footage style, but it makes no sense, as there are appears to be no reason for anyone to be filming anything, and it's never mentioned.
 * 2) Horrible cinematography:
 * 3) * The camera quality is extremely poor, making it hard to tell what's going on.
 * 4) * The lighting is also bad, with everything being really dark.
 * 5) * The frequent jitter cam is nauseating.
 * 6) The movie is basically an assault on the senses: the girls scream, whine, and cry all the time.
 * 7) Nonexistent story; the girls just try to take a shortcut, and are randomly attacked by an insane woman.
 * 8) None of the characters are likable or developed.
 * 9) * The girls themselves are extremely annoying, and do stupid things.
 * 10) There's scenes with urination and feces throwing for no reason at all.
 * 11) Horribly unfitting techno soundtrack.

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