Blog:Jewis of Secrets: Explained Lore (Fake movie idea)

Jewis of Secrets: Explained Lore is a 2018 American action drama comedy video game film based on the Jewis of Secrets franchise Directed by Joss Wheadon and Andrzej Bartkowiak Similar to video game movies, such as Super Mario Bros Movie Doom and Mortal Kombat Annihilation The film is instanly panned by critics and fans a like the movie was a box office failure grossing 91 million over its 120 million budget The Film stars Karl Urban Adam Driver and Mark Wahlberg

Plot
Ryan discovers the emerald named hewi and finds about the man named jewis and what happens if hes erased from history. His Friend Fronny ends up betraying him and his friends and will destroy the emerald and wants the world to be destroyed he needs to arrest or kill him before he finds the emerald

Why It Should Be Erased From History

 * 1) Misleading Title: the title implies that the movie will explain the lore through out the movie but in reality very little of the lore is explained in the movie.
 * 2) Many Characters of the Original game were flanderised
 * 3) * Jay has been flanderized compared to the games he's changed to a smart brave and a nice person to a stupid idiotic angry nerd who only cares about himself
 * 4) * Ryan Michael is changed to a likeable leader to a Unlikable Brat Leader
 * 5) * Larry Goodman becomes a very annoying hypocritic member of the goodman family
 * 6) * David Holick went from a tolerant man to a angry intolerant man
 * 7) * Christopher Goodman became a Karma Houdini
 * 8) * Damien Goodman became a bratted teenager
 * 9) * Pazoingal Toolek was just added just to be a plot device and became a Gary Stu
 * 10) * Fronny Garveti became bland and becomes a Scrappy
 * 11) * Kenny Roaker went from a generous smart man to a stupid person who is obsessed with chicken
 * 12) False advertising:
 * 13) *Arthur and Henry are advertised for the front of the main poster yet they appeared for 8 minutes and barely moves the plot forward Barely do anything in the movie other than talking and weren't involved into the story
 * 14) * The following scenes in the trailer that didnt appear in the film
 * 15) ** a scene where fronny tries to stab ryan
 * 16) ** The Goodmans Eating Dinner
 * 17) ** Melina kissing Jay
 * 18) ** Pazoingal talking with Fronny
 * 19) ** Zen scolds ryan
 * 20) ** Fronny explaining about the plans to pazoingal
 * 21) Theres too much shakey camera work cutaways and slow motion for some scenes
 * 22) The effects sometimes are horrible too much flashing and repeated over and over making the movie unwatchable
 * 23) The Horrible writing is way too forced and none of the characters had character development at all
 * 24) So many Plot Holes sush as:
 * 25) *How did david got into the temple with a truck without a driver if he dosent know how to drive?
 * 26) *Why theres a playstation 2 in 1998 when it was released in 2000
 * 27) *If kenny roaker is allergic to fur why does he step on a carpet fur
 * 28) The main antagonist Fronny Garveti Only appeared in the epilogue and the final battle which is less than 9 Minutes!
 * 29) Its another one of those bad video game movies category
 * 30) The pacing is way too fast forced and weak
 * 31) The humor is so mediocre and very offensive not to mention the horrible dialog
 * 32) Stupid move: Jay thought it was a good idea to pull a lever even when the emerald said pulling the lever will make something dangerous jay pulled it and he fell into the trap Fronny has made
 * 33) Pazoingal was put in the movie for no reason just to be a plot device to make Fronny destroy the emerald
 * 34) There a just too many shameless product placement like Playstation Home Depot Gatorade Mcdonalds Discord Netflix Universal Microsoft Gameboy SNES The Wizard of Oz (SNES Game) and the list goes on.....
 * 35) Almost every scene in the movie are pointless filler that didnt effect the story at all
 * 36) Awful Direction by Joss Wheadon
 * 37) The film is delayed 5 Times first one being delayed to 2014 second one being delayed into holiday 2014 the third one being in 2015 the 64h one being in 2017 the 5th one being in 2018 Which is in Development in 6 YEARS
 * 38) Executive meddling: The film is originally gonna have more characters like James Delouie Eric Donovan Louie Michael and Evan Goodman but when the characters were cut in the script due to time constraints they just added pazoingal instead
 * 39) Sequel Baiting: Ryan and his friends will have plans to catch the emerald and pazoingal is gonna let fronny escape
 * 40) The Movie lacks the faithfulness to the original games
 * 41) Adam Driver was a poor casting choice for Jay Morris the peformance is terrible since Jays character is flanderised
 * 42) It almost killed Mark Wahlberg and Adam Drivers Career
 * 43) Bad Release Date: The film was released 10 days after Avengers Infinity War which are far better movie than this and would do better at the box office, causing this movie to flop.
 * 44) A lot of important scenes are deleted and nowhere to be found in the movie due to reducing the watch time without the scenes it makes a lot of plot holes
 * 45) The logo of the movie is so bland and lazy
 * 46) Bad morals, such as  It is okay to be a hypocrite and It is okay to break the laws of anything
 * 47) So many important characters of the games are not in the film as seen from BQ#18
 * 48) Fronny is bland antagonist who wants to destroy the emerald for no reason (Although theres a deleted scene explaining about it)
 * 49) The plot just like in the first game is very confusing and cheesy
 * 50) The infamous scene where one of Fronnys Henchmen gets devoured by a bear on screen
 * 51) Overall it gives Universal Pictures a bad taste

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Zen Henry Arthur Melina Pazoingal (Despite being flandereised) Gerard and The rest of The Goodman family are likeable characters
 * 2) Excellent soundtrack by Michael Giacchino
 * 3) The Sets are Cool too look at
 * 4) if it weren't for this film, we would never have Jewis of Secrets: Truth and Lies
 * 5) The CGI is Cool and Impressive
 * 6) Theres at least some funny moments like David calling Jay Hollow Joking Angry Nerd
 * 7) Mark Wahlberg Michael Keanton  Alfred Molina and Karl Urban did pretty good job playing David Zen Pazoingal and Ryan
 * 8) The Redesign of Fronny is pretty good to look at
 * 9) It would have been a okay movie if the important scenes are added
 * 10) The Universal opening variant logo looks cool
 * 11) In a deleted scene it was revealed why Fronny wants to destroy the emerald it was revealed to be that he suffered from brain damage when going to the cave sadly it was cut due the time constraints
 * 12) Unlike other movies The final plot twist is shocking and unexpected When Gerard is revealed to be Pazoingals second in command
 * 13) The FuFiled Version or Extended FuFiled while not great did add all the important scenes and was a decent movie