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The Three Stooges is a 2012 slapstick comedy film written, directed and produced by the Farrelly brothers, the film is based on a series of shorts released in 1934 to 1959, and follows the trio as they attempt to make money to save their childhood orphanage while hilarious occurrences happen.

Plot
Left on a nun's doorstep, Larry, Curly and Moe grow up finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way to uncharted levels of knuckle-headed misadventure. Out to save their childhood home, only The Three Stooges could become embroiled in an oddball murder plot... while also stumbling into starring in a phenomenally successful TV reality show.

Eye Poking Qualities

 * 1) The idea of making a Three Stooges film set in modern times isn't a good idea, because the earlier shorts were already great, and most films that are based on earlier works that take place in modern times tend to be negatively received, such examples include Fat Albert and Tom & Jerry.
 * 2) The entire humor of the film relies on the classic slapstick humor of the shorts; and while it may be funny at first, then it becomes annoying and it's not funny anymore.
 * 3) The overuse of cartoon sound effects will get on your nerve, while that was the case with the shorts, this film takes it to a whole new level due to being a feature film.
 * 4) The way in which the three main actors portray the Stooges is embarrassingly bad, although Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe is somewhat of an exception.
 * 5) The story is very simple and predictable, not helped is the fact that the plot is directly taken from the 1989 video game of the same name, showing how lazy the writers were.
 * 6) It contains toilet humor, something which the shorts didn't contain, such as the infamous scene where Curly farts in a flooded car, which is the most disgusting scene in the film.
 * 7) Some unlikeable characters, such as Linda Harter, who wants to murder Teddy alongside his adoptive father and exploit the stooges, and Sister Mary-Mengele, who for no reason, hates the stooges, even though they did nothing wrong, although the scene where the stooges as babies eye-poked her may be justified
 * 8) Mediocre CGI, such as the cork that accidentally