Blog:(pre) croissant movie: i am not gay (2021) (FAKE)

Plot
In this direct-to-video prequel for the beloved heartwarming tale of friends coming together to have an adventurous scavenger hunt, get to know the story of what Emperor carl wheezer's  life was like before he desired to acquire his precious Fanta cherry. You also get to hear how this almighty emperor gathered a group of chums who like to have fun and seek to find the world's greatest mysteries.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The idea of a direct-to-video prequel of croissant movie was a BAD IDEA! besides, croissant movie was bad enough!
 * 2) Carl wheezer is very unlikable in this prequel. he acts like a total jerk to mckracken, and he claims that PETA supports animal abuse, which they don't. since peta is a animal rights organization.
 * 3) It's not just carl wheezer who's unlikable, it's everybody else:
 * 4) * McKracken is a pointless character who claims that people that get baptized at seaworld (much like in a yo mama so fat joke) which is not true.
 * 5) * Luni is a dirty coward who shows his photos of gay people, which is very homophobic for gay people
 * 6) * CinnaMON is very unlikable due to his annoying singing
 * 7) * The other characters, like dark diamond (one of FFG's Furby OCS) do nothing but act pointless
 * 8) Horrible voice acting, wastes the talents of rob plausen, kahry payton, carter hayden (my headcanon voice for dark diamond), matt wilknson (tv tropes' headcanon voice for mr. bump), jason ritter (my headcanon voice for luni), Menlik Zergabachew, Jon Etheridge and more!
 * 9) False adverting: the poster only shows carl, mckracken, mr. bump, luni, cooper, dark diamond and cinnaMON, when they are other characters in this movie...

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Some scenes that are huge take that's (a trope on tvtropes) like mckracken saying that peta hates people as much he does.
 * 2) Good animation.
 * 3) The people behind this movie apologize for making this distaster
 * 4) Tackles the infamous P.E.T.A kills animals website for what they did to people who support PETA.