Blog:Rastafarian man! (Fake movie Dready ;) )

Note: this movie is not real (of course!) this page was intended as a joke and doesn't take itself seriously, please don't stop it down, don't take it seriously, get it?, GET IT!?, okay if you do then good good!

Rastafarian Man! s a 2020 Jamaican, British Comedy, action, adventure, musical directed by JKL and written by Jeff Sanders. It stars Bob Marley's son, Ziggy Marley, and was released in july 14th 2020, to both critical and commercial failure.

Plot
Rima gets a the soul for the new Reggae concert and release the soul for good.

Why it Sucks

 * 1) It wasn't screened in advance for critics which… FUCK IT!, you already got the point by this point, do i need to tell you every fricking time!?
 * 2) It is offensive to Jamaican people, despite the fact JKL himself was born as an Jamaican, as it contains things that wouldn't fit.
 * 3) Attrocious acting that wastes: Ziggy Marley and Filthy Frank's tanlents, WHY ZIGGY MARLEY AND FILTHY FRANK WHY YOU NEEDED TO STAR IN THIS!?
 * 4) The infamous scene where Frank dressed as Pink Guy, GRABS ZIGGY'S BALLS!! WE'RE NOT KIDDING THIS IS IN THE MADDAFAKING MOVIE!
 * 5) Crappy musical numbers and dance coegraphy, the singing and rapping sounds more like yelling than singing, infact not even
 * 6) There's more rap music than Reggae music while acceptable for Filthy Frank, it is unnaceptable for Ziggy Marley because he's a Reggae artist not a rapper.
 * 7) False Advertising despite posters showing Bob Marley, he never appears in the movie, most likely because he is dead.
 * 8) It contains Rape, Drugs, Alcohol, sex and even ANACHRONISM!!!!!!!!!! this movie is taking place in 1999 but Filthy Frank wasn't even doing music, also YouTube didn't exist yet until 2005.
 * 9) The film has some really stupid ideas: like evil drunk crabs, raving disco zombies and even FUCKING! ALIENS WITH VAGINAS!!!!
 * 10) Like any other JKL or Crap DIstribution movie, the budget was so low only 500$ and it looks more like a Home made video than a movie.
 * 11) Terrible songs that are bout: Dicks, Vagina's and even CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we're not kidding.
 * 12) The infamous give me you're faking money or i Will eat you're dick song!! that has just filthy frank singing: LET ME HAVE YO MONEY OR I'LL EAT YO DICK!!!!!!!!! MHMM!! WHAT KIND OF MUSIC IS THIS!!!!!
 * 13) This is considered to be JKL's worst and most dumbest movie ever created, it even almost caused his carrer to be ruined, not that his other movies we're also heavily panned.
 * 14) The unrated cut has a A 13 MINUTE SEX SCENE WITH PINK GUY HAVING SEX WITH KIMMY!!! WHY THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 15) Product placements for Domino's pizza and Chuck E Cheese!
 * 16) Poor special effects: the fire looks like a flat texture and the water looks like it was made in Windows movie Maker.
 * 17) Bad editing, with scenes changing between dialogue for no reason.
 * 18) Terrible and anti-climactic ending where Frank and Ziggy just win by punching a rapist with they're guitars AND THAT'S IT NO BUILD UP NO ACION ANYTHING!!! JUST MADE WITH INSTANT RUSH!!!!!
 * 19) No poster exists for the movie.
 * 20) The emtional scenes come off as more Hard to sit through than heartwarming. Like when a gangster shoots a cat it just instantly switches into a skin removal than shoot, which IS FUCKING GROSS!!
 * 21) Long musical numbers.
 * 22) Pointless weirdness that doesn't seem to stop.
 * 23) The stupid scene where Darius is trying to get sympath by posting a photo, of him killing his old-self alter ego, [|Sounds Familiar].
 * 24) Horrible animation during the end credits.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Despite being horrible Ziggy Marley's cover of 3 Little Birds and STFU by Filthy Frank plays at the end credits, and are the only two good music in the entire movie.
 * 2) Great singing in the credits.

Reception
The movie was panned by critics, holding a 0% on rotten tomatoes, with a consensus stating: souless to Reggae fans and creepy for the easily offended, not a worthy for a watcher. On metacritic it holds a 2/100 indicating overwhelming dislike, and on imdb it holds a 0 out of 10. It is considered to be JKL's Worst and most dumbest movie even worse than Jar for Wimps, many saying that it makes all of his previous movies look like a bunch of masterpieces.

Box Office
it only grossed 50 dollars against its 500 dollar budget, being a massive bomb.

Comparaison's to Deep Down Nights: The Ballad of Dirty Kitty
Many critics noted the similarities to the critically panned David Failburg movie, Deep Down Nights: The Ballad of Dirty Kitty (also known as: Deep Throat Nights: The Ballad of Dicky Pussy) and here are the similarities listed below.
 * 1) Both are movies featuring musicians: This Features the sono of the famous Reggae artist (Bob Marley) Ziggy Marley, and the ended youtube rapper: George Miller, also known as Filthy Frank, who know works as Joji, after he ended his youtube show, to start a music career, DDNTBODK, stars Cupcakke on the other hand, who is known for her over sexualized lyrics.
 * 2) Both movies are extremely not appropiate for younger viewers, Dirty Kitty moreso, as both contain scenes of extremely Pornographic humor.
 * 3) Both movies, have terrible songs, for the most part, and don't really much the artists style.
 * 4) They both have so many grossout scenes.
 * 5) Both have terrible animation in one scenes.
 * 6) Both we're considered to be worst, movies by each director of either movie they directed.

Trivia

 * Both Ziggy Marley and Filthy Frank regret to star in this movie.
 * Aliens With Vaginas, originally appeared in another JKL movie, called: Aliens From Planet 666, although they're appearance is different in both movies.