Blog:Gangsta Rolie Polie Olie! (Fake Movie Dready :) )

Note: YUP! as you can tell by the title this movie ain't real so i need to tell you anything more than not to take it seriously.

Gangsta Rolie Polie Olie (later Re-released as Rolie Polie Badass) is a French-Canadian Thriller, mob, Comedy, Black Comedy, Action. It is extremely loosely based on and it's a parody of Rolie Polie Olie Created by William Joyce.

plot
After an Meteor crashes earth, everything goes into chaos! and Olie becomes a crazy Gangsta and joins the mob, His little sister Zowie, best friend billy and his grandpa to stop him.

why It Sucks

 * 1) It wasn't screened in advance for critics which… WTF ya know that already, so let's just move it outta the way.
 * 2) The only Reason why this movie actually exists, is because the producers thought to bring the franchise to a more mature routes and make it a gangsta series, which makes absoulutely no sense!
 * 3) Extremely and we mean Extremely EAR BLEEDING AND EVEN GRATING ACTING!! where the characters sound nothing like in the show: Olie sounds too young to be a kid, Zowie Sounds too old to be a little girl, his parents sound too old to be parents, his grandpa sounds too young to be a grandpa and his best friend Billy sounds like Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls fused with Spongebob from SpongeBob SquarePants, Bart Simpson from The Simpsons and Chris Griffin from Family Guy fused together.
 * 4) The movie feels absoulutely NOTHING like the show, unlike the show which was an innocent little childerns show, this movie is turned into something almost extremely innapropiate for it's target audience, infact originally this is actually going to be based on the show, but later they thought better that it would be a gangsta parody BUT NOPE! it ain't!
 * 5) The title and the poster JUST LOOK AT THEM!!! AREN'T THEY HIDEOUS TO LOOK AT?!
 * 6) Bad and poorly thought out premise and plot, is just you're typical mob and Gangsta movie, but with characters from a kids show, and with terrible Gangsta slangs, like when Olie says "Let's get those niggas down, bitches!", speaking of that it's even ridicoulus to hear this characters swear!
 * 7) Extremely unfunny and Horrible jokes, that is filled with Vulgarity (swaring and sex included), for some reason it also has too many refrences to Internet gangsta memes and even a scene where it shows MLG Montages from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and Halo 3, which were the two games to began MLG montages and dank memes, the movie just overuses them for no reason, it has really no reason to make matters worse: There's a scene where Olie SELLS WEED!!!!!
 * 8) The characters barely resamble the show counterpart: Olie is you're typical Gangsta kid who does horrible things to people by KILLING THEM, RAPING THEM, SELLING WEED AND DRUGS TO THEM, SMOKING, DRINKING BEER AND EVEN BRUTALLY BREAKING THEY'RE PARTS, HE EVEN KILLED ALMOST HIS ENTIRE FAMILY, AND HE EVEN SHOWED RAPE TO THEM JUST BECAUSE HIS PARENTS DIDN'T WANT HIM TO GO OUTSIDE ON 19 AM!!!!! SERIOUSLY WTF IS GOING ON!!!! (he even makes Junior from Problem Child look more normal than him), His little sister Zowie is just a typical sister who wants to beat her brother and is obssesed Pop genre of music and also obsessed with fashion, Olie's mom is just a typical nagging mom, who acts like she's the most importent family member of her family, His Father is you're typical lazy guy who is obsessed with Rally (especially WRC) and acts like he doesn't give a shit, his grandpa is you're typical sleepy head, who prefers sleep than anything else, Billy is you're typical teenage boy who is obsessed wih Punk Rock, and has a rebelious side, infact none of this characters make them feel like if they belong here.
 * 9) The music has a unfitting mix to it, having songs from: Gangsta Rap, Rock, Pop, Punk Rock, Heavy Metal and at times even Trash Metal artists like: The Beatles, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Xzibit, MC Hammer, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Dio, Lady Gaga, Katty Parry, Sex Pistols, Rolling Stones, The Doors, Offspring, Bad Brains, Bad Religion, Ramones, The Clash, Beastie Boys, Die Toten Hosen, Twisted Sister and Aerosmith, while some of this artists are good, to mix them together it just sounds strange, especially considering that some of this artists aren't really identical, infact there's a scene where characters mention and even appear Like: James Hatfield, Joey Ramone, Joe Strummer, Steven Tyler and JIm Morris, which makes no sense as some of them are already dead.
 * 10) Terrible out of place cameos from Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.
 * 11) The pop culture refrences are just dumb, like the scene where Olie tells to Bilie "No i am you're friend", which is a refrence to the iconic scene from The Empire Strikes Back. In fact, his Dad talks a bit too much about WRC and can't stop thinking about it, and the scene where Zowie finds a LOL Suprise Doll, even Refrencing the previous MGA's Doll Line, Bratz, by saying, "these dolls look like those Girlz with a passion for fashion" (the Letter Z included), there's a scene where Olie founds a Dragon Radar and Search for the Dragon Balls to summon Porunga to take over the world! We're not Kidding!
 * 12) The infamous scene where Olie HAS SEX AND PIMPS OUT WITH A STRIPPER IN A STRIPCLUB!!!!!
 * 13) The animatronics for the characters look hideous that can give The Garbage Pail Kids Movie a run for it's money.
 * 14) Product Placements for: WRC, Grammy records, Toyota, Ford, BMW and Mountain Dew.
 * 15) Garrish special effects, the blood is (as you would expect) Ketchup, and everything else just looks like pure Diarrhea!
 * 16) For some reason in some scenes the gang leader talks in a german Accent, that makes him sound like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers fused with Brain from Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain. Also when olie turns into Yami Olie he sounds like: Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget fused with Pegasus from YU-Gi-Oh! fused together.
 * 17) The ending is extremely dumb, is just Olie and Billy having a YU-Gi-Oh! styled duel, infact before the fight starts Olie even says "It's time to D-D-D-DDDDDD-DUEL!!!! GET IT!!!" Additonaly, Yami Olie (known as Dark Olie in some regions) is just a rip-off of Yami Yugi (Known as Dark Yugi in Japan).
 * 18) The final battle is also lame, being nothing but cheap CGI that looks like it was recorded from an AR app.
 * 19) The movie is also extremely racist: Olie calls everyone a nigga of who he hates! (WE'RE NOT FUCKING KIDDING!)
 * 20) The movie is let out with multiple unsolved plot-holes like when: The heroes need to sent the Gangsta leader to a asylum, infact it's later ignored.
 * 21) To make matters worse, the Gangsters are more like NAZIS!!! Setting up Propaganda Graffitis! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!

The only, only ONLY and pretty much the only redeeming Quality

 * 1) Rolie Polie Olie's preformance is suprisingly pretty amazing.