Blog:The Entire Junior Eurovision: The Movie Script: Longest Blog Ever?

'''(Note: This is the longest blog ever written in here, probably. I’m too bored to add stuff in here, so add whatever you want, but you must use the content that’s been told by the Junior Eurovision Movie post, and please, for the love of all that’s holy on Earth, do not vandalize this post. Thank you, teeheehee! But anyways, enjoy reading.)

By the way the script’s in draft right now.'''

Catchphrases
Polina Bogusevich: Fuck America, Fuck Canada, Fuck Britain, and Fuck any country that is not Russia! I wish Stephen Hillenburg was never alive! and fuck him for creating the American shit known as SpongeBob!

María Isabel: Kore wa totemo kawaīdesu! (これはとてもかわいいです！)

Original Theatrical Version
[The beginning of the film shows the logos for the people who worked on the film, such as Minded Factory, and Warner Brothers. The film then fades to the opening credits. The credits display what follows]

Minded Factory Presents

A Warner Brothers Distribution

Junior Eurovision Song Contest: The Movie!

Starring: Solea

[...Eh there’s other things in the beginning, BUT we’ll just skip ahead. This missing shit will be added in the future]

Solea: Fuck you Rustam you are just ugly go kill yourself you disgusting son of a bitch!

Rustam: Leave me alone and stop attacking me for no reason!

Helena: Never you little shit!

Solea: Go fucking cry little fucker fuck!

Helena: Solea you are doing it wrong you have to do what I say!

Solea: Hey hey hey what the fuck did I do, I was natural!

Helena: You act like Niko!

Niko: What!! Did I hear my name?

Helena: YOU KNOW WHAT FREEDOM IS? IT IS FAKE!!! You are so dumb you stink like shit your face makes me vomit, fuckin’ christ!

Niko: LEAVE ME ALONE (Sobs)

Tess: You dumbass remind me of Chanel!

Chanel: What did you just say?

Tess: Get Lost you son of a Bitch!

Chanel: Just please stop, I did nothing wrong! (cries)

Solea: RUSTAM YOU LOOK AND STINK LIKE A HORSIE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!

Rustam: Stop it (Tries not to cry and walks away)!

(Rustam, Niko, and Chanel talks about what is wrong with Solea, Helena, and Tess)

Solea: Fuck, I fuckin’ hate my life. [Walks away]

Rustam: This girl is abnormal.

[UNDER CONSTRUCTION]