Blog:You Suck: The Musical (Fake Movie Collab (Nersh1rt))

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You Suck: The Musical is a 2024 live-action/animated musical comedy action adventure film. It was directed by some simp from Twitch. It premiered at a nightclub on August 18, 2024. It also gained controversy and was banned from a few countries because of its offensive content.

Plot
Glitchedblood can't stand criticism, so he takes drugs until he dies. Enraged, Donny Shitmaster tells everyone he plans to terrorise every single country on Earth in 101 days. Meanwhile, Eggrollslavakians protest at the Eggrollslavakian government to direct all their taxes to hunt down the Miraheze editors, while TAKING A FUCKING STATUE OF TREVOR807 AND DESTROYING IT WHILE SMASHING AND EATING HIS FUCKING FACE!!!! On the 95th day, things start going downhill. In an attempt to stop Donny, Big Macintosh eats all the apples in the universe until he grows SOOOO big, he destroys ALL OF ALTERNATIVIA, EGGROLLSLAVAKIA, KPOPIA, AND AZERBAIJANISTANISLAVAKIANANIA!!!!!! AND SOMEHOW DONNY SHITMASTER STILL ESCAPES!!!!! SaltylakeXD tells the My Little Ponies to "Go fucking fuck yourself you motherfucking shitty-ass piss-drinking ass-fucking cock-sucking cunty bitch!!!", so they leave.

Stephenfisher2001 and Trevor807 then become anti-bronies, so the Miraheze editors set out on a journey to kill all the My Little Ponies. Meanwhile, Alternativia, Eggrollslavakia, and Azerbaijanistanislavakianania, formerly split due to a civil war, merge back together into Yugoslavakianania to defeat the Miraheze editors.

The Yugoslavakiananian soldiers and their general DanielTheSpongeBob&DisneyChannelFan captures them, and tell them if they don't sign the Slavakiananian Google Doc Paperwork, stating that they can't do stupid stuff anymore, they will be executed.

Eiji, EnnardTra01987, and Dready sign the Google Doc, while Stephenfisher2001, Trevor807, SaltylakeXD and Kesner refuse to, wanting to get revenge on Big Macintosh and the other My Little Ponies. They all fight for a while in boring and bland fighting sequences.

Eiji goes to Kings, Yorkshire to recruit Cupcakke to help him fight Stephenfisher2001, while Stephenfisher2001 tries to get the Jellicle McGuffin to yeet them out of existence.

Meanwhile, Donny Shitmaster reincarnates Greta Thunberg from the dead, so she can kill the Miraheze editors, caught up in their fighting. Eiji finds out that Greta is alive, so he recruits her. The two sides fight again, until Greta Thunberg gets mind-controlled and starts to kill everybody.

When all hope is lost, the Miraheze editors team up together to free Greta and kill Donny Shitmaster.

They all have another big "climactic" battle. Stephenfisher2001 uses the McGuffin to shoot at Donny, but he keeps failing because his aim fricking sucks. Eiji pins Greta down to the floor, tries everything to unbrainwash her, but then gives up, and is about to stab Greta in the head. Donny activates his doomsday device to hack into the computers of every single government to teal all their data and money, until the My Little Ponies yeet in and help Stephenfisher2001 shoot at Donny. The cliched beam finally hits Donny, and Greta is unbrainwashed.

Stephenfisher2001 sends Eiji a NookPhone for his gratefulness, (which will be used in future movies).

No one attends Glitchedblood's funeral, because why the fuck would we care? HE FUCKING SUCKS!

Why It REALLY Sucks
(W.I.P)
 * 1) It wasn't screened in advance for critics. Fuck this, let's move on.
 * 2) This movie is an OBVIOUS rip off of Captain America: Civil War.
 * 3) Every Miraheze user who appears in this is extremely out of character and seem more like evil versions of who they actually are like.
 * 4) * Eiji is now a gay stereotype who hates Parasite and worships Joker.
 * 5) * Glitchedblood is a drug addict who talks nonsense.
 * 6) * PlantyB0i is now a gary-stu.
 * 7) * Kesner is now an asexual stereotype who vomits at every mention of sex. He is also an anti-Brony.
 * 8) * Trevor807 is also an anti-brony for no reason.
 * 9) * Saltylake is now a lesbian stereotype who hates Inanimate Insanity and Final Fantasy and worships Object Terror.
 * 10) * Stephenfisher2001 is also an anti-Brony.
 * 11) * EnnardTrap1987 is now a trans woman, and praises Cuck.
 * 12) * Dready is now a filthy man and worships Max Steel and Jack & Jill and hates mh:besttvshows:Dragon Ball.
 * 13) * TigerBlazer is now an anti-furry for some reason, and hates RPG and FPS games.
 * 14) * DanielTheSpongeBob&DisneyChannelFan is a heterosexual stereotype who is a homophobe that worships The Loud House and mh:besttvshows:Steven Universe like they are Jesus. He also uses racial/xenophobic and homophobic slurs like "Nigga", "Faggot", and "Kike".
 * 15) * SatoshiIsAFurret is a generic idiot. He is also very nervous. His classmates who stare a cameo aren't much better, because they bully him for no reason at all.
 * 16) * Kpop and Earthbound Fanatic is now a anthropomorphic wolf, yes, KAEF refused to be in this movie, so they substituted her for a CG furry character, and it’s a really terrible change. She hates K-pop, EarthBound, Junior Eurovision, Previous Christmas calendars, and The Amazing World of Gumball which is completely false. She also thinks that Alisa Bosconovitch from Tekken should die and instead simps for Lucky Chloe.
 * 17) * ForestWolffey is now obessed with mh:besttvshows:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and The Creature Cases for some reason.
 * 18) * Rollie on the rist is now a total jerk getting mad at people for no reason and blaming people for things they didn’t do not to mention there a Gary Stu.
 * 19) Absolutely ridiculous plot that is incomprehensible.
 * 20) * In fact, it's been confirmed that when you watch the film while drunk or high, the plot's more comprehensible!!!
 * 21) * Stupid plot twist that reveals Glitchedblood is Donny Shitmaster.
 * 22) The villain, Donny Shitmaster, is one of the worst villains ever. He's also so unlikeable you could shove him off a building and nobody would give a shit, IN FACT, HE ALMOST DRIVES GLITCHEDBLOOD TO COMMIT SUICIDE.
 * 23) Crappy musical numbers and choreography.
 * 24) * There's a song named "What The Fuck Is This Fucking Shit?". IT'S MUCH WORSE THAN IT SOUNDS.
 * 25) * Eiji singing an extremely off-key version of "Fancy" by TWICE.
 * 26) * SaltylakeXD singing an off-key version of "Freaxxx" by BrokeNCYDE.
 * 27) * Two of Donny Shitmaster's lackeys mock SaltylakeXD's Mexican ancestry by singing a reggaeton-styled song called "No Mames" in Spanglish.
 * 28) * There's even a song named "Suck My Dick". It's just some of the Miraheze users singing "suck my dick" over and over again.
 * 29) * The song “get up off your feet bitch” literally is sung by annoying children Who aren’t even old enough to be in the movie 
 * 30) Lackluster, unoriginal soundtrack. The film overuses songs by TWICE, Limp Bizkit, Hellogoodbye, Rick Astley, Shinedown, Marina and the Diamonds, Red Velvet, etc.
 * 31) Pointless, unnecessary, and poorly handled cameos/guest appearances.
 * 32) * (W.I.P)
 * 33) This film has more swear words than Swearnet: The Movie and South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut combined, with a total of 1457 swear words!!! This ruins the dialogue, such as the scene where SaltylakeXD says "Go fucking fuck yourself you motherfucking shitty-ass piss-drinking ass-fucking cock-sucking cunty bitch!!!"
 * 34) It tries too hard to be edgy and gross.
 * 35) The ending is so stupid, we're not fucking kidding here. It's just the Miraheze users doing the GoAnimate Comedy World dance while singing "Bonnie Tyler Shakedown 2K4" by Hellogoodbye.
 * 36) Like Dahyun's Big Movie, this movie contains literally every single language in the world.
 * 37) * While some of the actors could speak more than one language (such as SaltylakeXD and Dready), they still had to speak languages they didn't know!
 * 38) Several disturbing and disgusting scenes that are hard to sit through.
 * 39) * The scene where SaltylakeXD kills someone by injecting their veins with glowstick fluid!
 * 40) * (W.I.P)
 * 41) A lot of racial and homophobic slurs, especially in the "What The Fuck Is This Fucking Shit?" song.
 * 42) * Jihyo, for some inexplicable reason, calls Sana a "PANTIES-JIZZING N-WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 * 43) The characters never, ever stop saying "YOU SUCK!!!", hence the title.
 * 44) THE MUSIC, THE WHOLE PART OF THE MOVIE, SUCKS SO BAD!!!!!! MARIOMARIO456, AN ADMIN ON THIS WIKI, CALLS IT "A FUCKING ABOMINATION OF MANKIND."
 * 45) There's a scene where PlantyB0i was seen DRINKING PISS AND EATING SHIT.
 * 46) The infamous scene where Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic is seen howling at A image of ASUKA KAZAMA HAVING SEX WITH LILI NAKED UNCENSORED. Even the real Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic hated that scene.
 * 47) It's also really badly treating the actors. In fact, Satoshi was forced to twerk on the movie by getting spanked in his arse in a very brutal way. HE EVEN ALMOST CRIED ON VISION!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) After this film was leaked and released on illegally-produced DVDs/Blu-ray discs/4K Ultra HD discs, there was a scene added in the film that plays before the credits, where the real counterparts of the Miraheze users throw drinks and popcorn at the screen playing the movie while SaltylakeXD shouts "TOTAL SHIT! NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY!".
 * 2) The song “get up off your feet bitch” while still bad, is the least bad song in the movie and even had a memorable beat drop.