Blog:Diary of a Wimpy Kid: A Very Wimpy Vacation: The Very Wimpy Vacation: The Wimpy Vacation Movie: The Movie

(WE ARE NOT GOING TO TYPE THE LONG TITLE OF THIS MOVIE) Is an American film released in 2094 starring a bunch of random California people that I’m not gonna name but they probably have generic names like Jacob or Jack. And it’s also based on the infamous CW show Life of a Wimp.

Plot
Greg finally finds a girl that likes him so he decides to make his move no wait, let’s ditch that plotline COMPLETELY!!!!! It’s about Susan forcing her family to go to Death Island and Greg goes to resent her because of this. Will he learn not to? What do YOU think?!?!?

Why It’s A Wimpy Movie

 * 1) The title, DO WE EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW LONG IT IS?!?!?!
 * 2) * It also covered the whole poster and DVD cases, so you are unable to see the characters on them. Even the less long title poster looks poorly drawn.
 * 3) All of the characters suck
 * 4) * Greg is a huge dick to his mom and even starts talking to his James Dean penis for advice, but you should never rely on your penis, we learned that from the Private Parts movies!!!!!
 * 5) * Susan would be the most likable if she didn’t kill Deathians (people native to Death island) for their culture, and she says the N-Word MULTIPLE TIMES in the movie.
 * 6) * Frank and Rodrick stalk Deathian girls to rape them.
 * 7) * Manny also kills people (just like in the show) and gets away with it because he’s “OnLy ThReE”.
 * 8) The plot can’t decide what direction it starts to take, first it’s about Greg trying to get a girl he likes that shows signs of liking him, then it’s about him hating his mom for taking them on a vacation because of plot #1, then it’s about the plane possibly crashing, and it does at Death Island Airport, and everyone’s dead! Wait no, the Heffleys and William Shatner are the only survivors!!!!! Then it’s about family bonding, then it’s about the pig coming back as a Zombie Pigman voiced by the ghost of Chris Farley, then it’s about Greg asking James Dean penis questions and getting into trouble with the island ending up with him getting lost in the forest with an offensive stereotype that’s been stuck there for 23 years. And then it’s about Greg stopping his family from being executed even though they deserve it, hell, the only reason Greg does it is to keep the show going.
 * 9) Greg's cover of “Should I Stay or Should I Go?” Is terrible!!!! He even fails to do a British accent.
 * 10) The climax is boring and underwhelming, it was even more epic at the very beginning of the movie than this.
 * 11) The conflict between Greg and Susan is predictably solved (kinda) in the end, which makes it clichè.
 * 12) Terrible special effects that look more like it was made in 2021 than 2094.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) James Dean penis is funny, same with the Chris Farley Zombie Pigman.
 * 2) The animated segments look great.