Blog:Forrest Gump 2: Forrest Plays Fortnite

Forrest Gump 2: Forrest Plays Fortnite is a “movie” that is the sequel to the critically-acclaimed 1994 Tom Hanks movie. It is notorious for being an advertisement for Fortnite.

Plot
Forrest Gump is addicted to Fortnite, but then he gets stuck in the game. The only way out is to get a Victory Royale, but he likes being stuck and decides to lose every time on purpose. The problem is, Fortnite's only players are dumb 8 year olds now.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It ruins the first movie. Forrest was a nice guy, but here, all he wants to do is get on Fortnite. And when he does, he is a jerk to all of his teammates and constantly will call them “sweats” and “bots”.
 * 2) *He thinks Rick and Morty, Marvel, DC, a good game, all come from Fortnite, and they don’t.
 * 3) Forrest keeps spending his money on V-Bucks, instead of doing it on actual important things like he did in the first movie.
 * 4) It tries to copy the first movie, by showing all the “Seasons” of Fortnite and Forrest living in it, but the first one had a real life timeline, this just has game stuff.
 * 5) Since Tim Sweeney and Donald Mustard made the movie, they have to advertise every single bit of the game. They go through every single part of the game's timeline.
 * 6) *The irony is the movie seems to be aware that the game is only played by dumb 8 year olds now, but they barely touch upon that because the advertisement cannot portray any of the game in a negative manner.
 * 7) It feels like a YouTuber movie parody with all the crossover characters crammed in. These include:
 * 8) *Batman
 * 9) *Deadpool
 * 10) *Rick and Morty
 * 11) *Dwayne Johnson
 * 12) *Thanos
 * 13) *Iron Man
 * 14) *Lady Gaga
 * 15) *Ariana Grande
 * 16) *Goku
 * 17) *Travis Scott
 * 18) *Peter Griffin
 * 19) *Ninja
 * 20) *John Wick
 * 21) TikTok dances are shoehorned in as well, the characters never stop doing them!!!!
 * 22) Police Cars get removed halfway through because the police “should be defunded”. Ok, have fun while your crime rate is rising!
 * 23) Tom Hanks was so ashamed of this, he said he’d shoot anyone who talked about this. Don’t worry that won’t happen to me, it’s been taken care of!
 * 24) Ok so since Tom doesn’t have a gun, I have to say this:
 * 25) *I sniff the assholes of dogs and eat my own shit, along with doing incest with my son/nephew. I think he is having a baby, it’s a he…I think at least. PLEASE TOM MAKE ME STOP!!!!!! Ok sorry about that. I stick guitars up my asshole all day every day. One of the guitars had a baby who I eat the shit of. THIS ISNT TRUE I SWEAR!!!!! But I piss on random people in public (NOT TRUE) my sister isn’t able to get pregnant so she had a sperm donation, and I was masturbating with it, when some of my sperm fell in, and she used it!!!!! TOM HANKS IM SORRY FOR TALKING ABOUT THIS STOP MAKING MY TYPE THIIIIIISSSSS!!!!! ITTTS NOT TRUE I SWEAR!!!!
 * 26) What? I can’t finish talking about this? No, I am NOT typing everything I am saying, fuck you if I become a director I’m never casting you in any of my movies!!!!!!