Blog:Mr Garrison D'Movie (Fake Movie Collab)

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Mr Garrison D'Movie is a Live-Action, Stop-Motion, CGI, 2D-Traditonal Animated film from the year of 2097, it stars Mr. Garrison from South Park, and it features characters from Kill La Kill, and other stuff.

Plot
When Mr. Garrison gets his big penis biten off from a shark when he goes surfing, he loses his manhood and needs a penis. So he goes to the doctor but unfortunately they won't give him a penis unless he becomes a woman then weeks later decides to be a man again so he desperately looks for someone to give him a penis but sadly everyone who does has only a 13 inch or smaller penis when he had a 12 inch penis and wants a penis that's 14 inches or bigger so he could have more manlinesshood than before

Why It Sucks

 * 1) As usual, this movie was not screened in advance for critics.
 * 2) The whole plot of the movie is a rip-off of the Season 16 episode of Family Guy, "The Unkindest Cut", while also rehashing bits of "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" again.
 * 3) * The Poster & Title also rip-off Mrs Browns Boys D'Movie.
 * 4) Many of the new characters, like Ryuko Matoi, Mako Mankanshoku, or Postman Pat, add nothing to the movie at all, apart from filler scenes.
 * 5) Like Mr Garrison's Romance Novel in the Season 4 episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons", the word "penis", is used 6,083 times in the movie, which is just annoying.
 * 6) The plot about Mr Hat dating Roger Smith from American Dad!, to get back at Mr Garrison, goes nowhere, and Mr Hat heads back to Garrison anyway.
 * 7) There is a scene of Mr Garrison watching a scene from UK and USA: The Movie, which lasts for 20 minutes.
 * 8) There is so much scenes that are just, rude, crude, and uncomfortable in this movie:
 * 9) * They use the original version of the scene from "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", which is five minutes of the real-life sex reassignment surgery footage, but extended to 10 minutes for no reason.
 * 10) * A scene that is a rip-off of the American Dad! Season 13 Episode "Kloger", where Mr Hat & Roger make-out and "dry hump".
 * 11) The twist villain of Brody Foxx wanting to get back at Garrison, for failing to win the election, and letting Joe Biden be the President, and ban all "Yo & Joe Mama" Jokes, is very stupid.
 * 12) Bad Ending: Mr Garrison becomes a guy again, stops Brody, and he and the other characters, dance to Sammi Cheung's "Mei Fei Se Wu".

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Mr Garrison is still himself at least.
 * 2) Ryuko & Mako are at the most likeable characters in the whole movie.
 * 3) The scene parodying "Everyone Is Here" from Smash Bros and the "It's literally everyone!" scene from Family, by having most of the South Park Characters appear as Garrison lists everyone who has been to/lived/knows in South Park to Ryuko, even having a nice tribute to Chef as a "Show Ghost".

Trivia

 * 1) Matt Stone & Trey Parker hated the movie, and stated that Derek Savage (Co-Director of the movie) rushed most of it.