Blog:An “analysis” about noah

aboot noah
Okay so basically Verywittyusername.exe, formerly known as boahconstrictor, (a very shitty username, considering the pun doesn’t even make sense, it should have been noahconstrictor or boaconstrictor, either way, still very very cringy) is a assdick with a clear mental illness considering the fact he thinks out loud and does shit just to be weird. Prepare for a long, long, ran-*COUGH* *COUGH* analysis about his personality, character arc, social behaviour, likes and dislikes, etc.

Personality
Ok, this is an interesting one. First of all, he has bipolar, which means he CONSTANTLY HAS TO HAVE HYPER SHOUTING MOMENTS WHILE SAYING EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT THAT COMES UP IN HIS MIND!!!!!!!!! seriously shut the fuckup holy shit!!!!! He also leads his life off of defending minorities on the motherfucking INTERNET, which means he’s a stupid-ass libtard who forces people to support the green new deal. He thinks he’s so special and unique, but he’s just that stupid stereotype that’s “quirky”. But in all seriousness, I have to say this. Why Noah. Just why. Why do you have to get involved EVERY SINGLE FAN CLUB, OPINION, BASICALLY EVERYTHING!!!! Do you want to fit in? Are you in a desperate attempt of being nice? SERIOUSLY. ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!! What Do You Want??!?

Character arc
He wants to take over the world because everything sucks. Yeah. That’s about it. Motivations? Hasn’t revealed motivations of any form yet.

Social behaviour
Everything above says it all.

Likes and dislikes
1. He hates anime because he thinks it’s stupid. No Noah, YOU’RE STUPID! 2. He hates equestria girls, but HOWEVER HE JUST KEEPS COMING BACK TO IT TO OBSESS OVER EVERY IMPERFECT DETAIL! It’s like a toxic relationship, and he’s the toxic one! 3. He likes to watch dumb people online, but when he realises he does all those dumb things he has a mental breakdown. 4. Loves to rant. This is why he has no friends. 5. Hates sports. 6. Likes graps (graeps are dumb and stupi)

In Conclusion
Holy motherfucking shit, he’s so idiotic that he listed down everything he hates about himself on this page for the public to see forever! In fact, why is he even posting this? Breathe. Touch Grass. Get out of your mom’s basement. DON’T YOU TELL ME TO CHILL OUT NOAH! DON’T YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, OTHER NOAH! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?? AKDHJASKFJHSALKFASHFAJKFHPAKLSDHJKLFhflsadkgfyqewypigqgjgviopAJKDSHFJSEKFUGOPEIUGERMOGVIREDFGL;DKHUMWO