Blog:The Fucking Douchebags! (Fake Movie Collab (Nersh1rt))

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"lmao fuk this movie Dx im gonna go dye my hair again now cus id rather do that than watch dis shitteh film again"

"- anonymous scene kid"

The Fucking Douchebags! is a 2021 Alternativian-Yoylelandian adult animated film directed by my long-lost cousin. It was released on Halloween 2021 and is considered a spiritual successor to the infamous The Fucking Idiots!, especially since this film ended up being just as infamous.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It wasn't screened in advance for critics. This joke is getting old.
 * 2) This film overuses bright neon colours. In fact, this film contains so much eyestrain that it was pulled from theatres after many audience members suffered migraines from it.
 * 3) The poster is just an edited screenshot of Pillow, Liy, and Remote from BFDI. It doesn't even have the title of the movie!!!
 * 4) False advertising: Despite Pillow, Liy and Remote being on the poster, they aren't even the main characters of the film!
 * 5) Everyone has been butchered, including every fucking Miraheze user that stars in this!!!
 * 6) Tons of plot holes.
 * 7) *(W.I.P)
 * 8) The acting is much worse than the acting in Beauty And Warrior.
 * 9) Loads of filler and padding.
 * 10) It runs for 1337 minutes. This speaks for itself.
 * 11) THE ENDING IS WORSE THAN THE FUCKING IDIOTS! WE'RE NOT FUCKING KIDDING HERE!!! To make a long story short, after fucking up so much, Nersh1rt and the other Miraheze users are graphically stabbed repeatedly by random civilians wielding swords, while Liy and Pen watch and start weeping because they didn't know what to do!!! After the Miraheze users die from their injuries, the people that murdered them start doing Fortnite dances while the nightcore version of Dam Dadi Do plays in the background. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!!!????????
 * 12) * Worst of all is, this ending caused some people to commit suicide!

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) At least the actors didn't die in real life when their characters were killed, unlike The Fucking Idiots!
 * 2) other than that, there are none. There's nothing else salvageable in this failed abortion of a film.

Trivia

 * This was one of SKYDL's final films before he drowned at Robloxian Waterpark in 2021. This film was released posthumously.
 * Nersh1rt's long-lost cousin, the director of this film, ended up facing a lawsuit from jacknjellify because they used BFDI characters in this film without their permission.