Blog:Teletubbies vs. Boohbah: The End Of Humanity (Fake movie (SaltyLakeXD))

'''Note: I made this movie for shits and giggles. Don't take this seriously.'''

Teletubbies vs. Boohbah: The End Of Humanity is a 2018 adult live-action/animated black comedy film directed by Imogen Bitchensen.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Like The Banana Splits Movie, it turns something originally targeted towards children into an R-rated movie, which is a terrible idea.
 * 2) * It also feels like a parody of the shows instead of a supposed "sequel" to both of them.
 * 3) Poor grasp of the source material.
 * 4) Despite having a washed-out late 90s/early 2000s look, the film is set in the present day and features modern things such as AirPods and smartphones, making it very pointless.
 * 5) While the CGI for the Teletubbies and Boohbahs is good, it doesn't feel like they're really there.
 * 6) Godawful acting.
 * 7) The film was not screened in advance for critics, which is a red flag.
 * 8) None of the Storypeople's original actors returned for this film, and the replacement actors look nothing like the original actors.
 * 9) Constant unfunny toilet/gross-out humour.
 * 10) There's literally a character in the movie named Fuckia Nippleshits. He only exists as another poor attempt at humour, since all he does is excessively curse.
 * 11) Product placement.
 * 12) Misleading title. It focuses more on the human characters, and they get more screentime than the Teletubbies and Boohbahs themselves.
 * 13) Most of the human characters are unlikeable, especially Liz, Taylor and Davie. Ávila is one of the only likeable human characters.
 * 14) Multiple gross and disgusting scenes.
 * 15) * Brother walking in to Stepbrother's room only to find Stepbrother GRAPHICALLY EJACULATING ALL OVER STEPSISTER, WITH STEPSISTER BEGGING FOR MORE!!!!!
 * 16) * Tiddles forcing Taylor to SUCK HIS DICK!!!!!!!
 * 17) * Jumbah and a hitman BRUTALLY SHOOTING ÁVILA TO DEATH AND DISMEMBERING HER!!!!!!
 * 18) Tiddles, the supposed "fifth teletubby" is just an edgy Mary Sue. He also has a swastika as his antenna.
 * 19) Awful special effects. The blood is clearly ketchup mixed with water/red food colouring and the semen is clearly milk.
 * 20) This film is just as bad, if not WORSE than Not Like The Other Girls.
 * 21) An unnecessary scene where Stepbrother and Stepsister (new Storypeople characters) make out. It lasts for 5 minutes, so it only serves as filler.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) An ending featuring the Tiddlytubbies that hints towards a sequel that could've been better. The sequel was cancelled, so it ends on a cliffhanger.