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The User's Adventure is a 2021 science fiction action adventure film directed by Michael Bay. It stars the Miraheze users TigerBlazer, King Dice, The Dunkman, Gilimaster69, and TheRandomMan 12345. The original script was made by the five users, but then Michael Bay came in and redid almost everything. Afetr the film's release, a director's cut was released in 2025, which is the group's actual vision of the film if it hadn't went through a terrible development.

Why It Gets Destroyed In The Fiyah

 * 1) The five main characters in the film have had their real-life personalities seriously messed up and are nowhere like they are in real-life.
 * 2) The pacing of the film is way to slow, it's almost like you are watching paint dry in the hottest day of the year while listening to the Crazy Bus theme. While having long length films is a good idea if the plot is very conplex, this one goes on for far to long at over 10 hours. There is even an entire two hours dedicated to the main cast watching the original Star Wars while going to the planet Triopus and they react to it like a rip-off of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
 * 3) In relation to the above, there is so much filler in the film that the actual story only takes up about 4 hours of the film, which is two fifths of the runtime! Everything else is just a bunch of stupid and pointless scenes that add up to nothing in the final plot.
 * 4) * The aforementioned Star Wars watching scene.
 * 5) * The gang jokes around for a whole thirty minutes doing a pointless scene of them singing songs they like using poor use of autotune and TigerBlazer's voice cracks constantly.
 * 6) * The scene about the main villain eating breakfast is very pointless.
 * 7) * In the end of the film, Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood come out of nowhere and kill everybody without any setu-up, so all of the hero's goals to save the world was made pointless when Clint and Chuck did it themselves.
 * 8) * A whole scene devoted to things exploding.
 * 9) In addition, some of the characters are very stupid.
 * 10) * One of the villains is literally a walking pair of buttocks (This was meant to be reference to Pink Floyd - The Wall, but here it is very unnessesary).
 * 11) Despite the film being a passion project for the five creator's, their acting is terrible, due to their unhappiness with the director.
 * 12) As expected from a Michael Bay film, there are way to many explosions. In fact, there is a whole ten minutes showing many natural and man-made structures and objects exploding randomly for no reason, which gets very repetitive.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The director's cut of the film actually improves over all of this film's flaws and makes the film a lot better, thanks to the fact that it was made entirley by the five creators without any executive meddling. In fact, the director's cut even has its own page on Greatest Movies Wiki (Coming soon...).
 * 2) There are some fun references to other bad films in this one that are actually pretty funny, like the parody of the "I did naht hit her" scene from The Room.
 * 3) The special effects are quite good and are of the same quality as Endgame's, despite being on a $1 budget.

Reception
The User's Adventure was critically panned when it released. As of now, the film has a 6% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes, with the critic consensus being "If you want a good sci-fi film, please look away from this one." On IMDb, the film has a user score of 3.2/10.

The five creators of the film (TigerBlazer, King Dice, Gilimaster69, The Dunkman, and TheRandomMan 12345) have expressed their hatred of the original version of the film.

Trivia

 * TigerBlazer, King Dice, Golimaster69, The Dunkman, and TheRandomMan 12345 are actual friends on the wikis.