Blog:Bad Reboots Unite! (Fake) (WIP)

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Bad Reboots Unite! is an upcoming animated film which was based on every bad reboots and bad shows from Disney, Cartoon Network, Netflix and Nickelodeon.

Plot
Many of the worst animated shows animated have teamed up to destroy many worlds after they ban bad humors.

Why This Is A Very Bad Movie

 * 1) To starters, this film's premise about BAD SHOWS invasion using an army to destroy everyone is very disheartening for the fans at all!
 * 2) The humor is just bad as the movie itself which, like Friedberg and Seltzer's movies, contains swearing, nudity toilet and sex jokes. (except for the likable characters)
 * 3) Terrible animation and design; excluding the good characters
 * 4) The scene when they refuse to social distance is very insulting for the people who got affected by the COVID-19!
 * 5) The dialogue is very bad and laughable, including the infamous "No, you idiots!", which became a meme.
 * 6) even Some characters from good shows are horribly flanderized!, Examples include:
 * 7) *the Watterson family (except Darwin) got flanderized:
 * 8) **Gumball Watterson is now a psychopath that wants to kill certain people for no reason other than for Pete’s sake. He even threatened to kill his adopted brother Darwin, IN A KIDS MOVIE!
 * 9) **Anais is now a crybaby that throws temper tantrums over small things, in the original show, she is supposed to be the smartest member in the family, but in this movie, she is acting like her age.
 * 10) **Nicole is now a P*rn star that Encourages people to make Rule 34 out of her, and she also wants people to suck her Nuts, in one scene, she even said "F*ck you" to Richard.
 * 11) **Richard is now a idiot that is does nothing in the movie other than for filler. Take him out and nothing would change!
 * 12) *for some reason, Lim Ju-kyung From True Beauty, Park se-wan, Han Hyum-min, and Minnie (All other three are from So not worth it) are in this movie, even though they are From a K-Drama and not a cartoon
 * 13) *She-ra is now a Mary Sue with no personality, and she even claims that everything is fine. She even claimed that it’s fine if you burn your house!
 * 14) *Glimmer is now a conspiracy theorist that makes false claims on the internet and made people fell for her false claims
 * 15) *Bow is now a Brainless idiot that believes that the Earth is flat.
 * 16) *For some reason, Spongebob and Patrick has become so obsessed with American Politics, They didn’t act like this in the original show, with Patrick being a obsessive democrat and Spongebob bring a obsessive republican.
 * 17) Product placement such as TikTok, Coca-Cola, Hyundai, Warner Bros, Disney, YouTube, McDonalds, Cartoon Network, Procter & Gamble, NBA, Geico, Among Us, Nickelodeon, Amazon Prime, Nintendo, Just Dance, JYP Entertainment, etc.
 * 18) Seeing the so-called "heroes" just destroying world is very disturbing to watch, yes we get it there's death in every movies, but this is just horrible to watch as we can see blood and amputation ONSCREEN IN A FAMILY-FRIENDLY FILM!
 * 19) The infamous scene when Robin said to T'Challa "Stay away from our worlds N*gg*" which is WHICH IS VERY TASTELESS AND DISRESPECTFUL to Chadwick Boseman, YEARS BEFORE THE FILM WAS MADE!
 * 20) Even though this is supposed to be Family-Friendly Flim, there is certain scenes that are inappropriate for its target audience. Examples include:
 * 21) *As already mentioned in WIS#9, the scene of Robin saying "Stay away from our worlds N*gg*" to T'Challa
 * 22) *The scene of Music and Baby singing "WAP" by Cardi b Featuring Megan thee Stallion, which is very inappropriate for a Family-Friendly Film.
 * 23) *although censored, Nicole Watterson striping naked in front of her fellow friends, AT A FAMILY-FRIENDLY DESTINATION (In this case, Disney Springs), While acting horny, and even asks Richard out. embarrassing isn’t it? Just look at Minnie’s face.
 * 24) *the ongoing gag with Music pulling out a knife, and pulling out the middle finger every time someone annoys her.
 * 25) *that one scene where G attempts to violently Smash Nicole Watterson, Park Se-wan, and Sailor Moon, with an iceberg, causing Nicole Watterson scream "YOU BITCH!" on top on her Lungs, luckily, they survived.
 * 26) The CGI is very abysmal
 * 27) Some scenes are filler and lack of impact to the story.
 * 28) Extremely Horrible soundtrack, with most of the songs being theme songs from bad shows.
 * 29) *even the original songs are no better, with the worst offender being "F*ck me In Elmore, Richard" by Nicole Watterson.
 * 30) **in fact, the song was uploaded on YouTube by the official The Amazing World of Gumball YouTube account, and it has a whopping 9 Million Dislikes over the 825 thousand likes.

Redeeming Qualities
Note: All qualities itself are from the new director's cut.
 * 1) The so-called "Bad Guys" (Dipper Pines, Steven Universe and Nahuel), Finn, Mordecai, Wander, Penn Zero, Anne Bonchuy, Luz Noceda, Ryan Akagi, Reagan Ridley, Leo San Juan, KO, Karre, Hilda, Darwin Watterson, Cuphead, Mugman the Guardians of the Multiverse (Captain Carter, Star Lord T'Challa, Doctor Strange Supreme, Party Thor, Gamora and Black Widow), Fresia, Ruende, Antonio, Consuelo, Mabel Pines, Peedee Fryman, Pacifica Northwest, Connie Maheswarran, Stanley Pines, Stanford Pines, Greg Universe, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Bismith, Lapis, Peridot, Jake the Dog, Rigby, Sylvia, Sashi, Boone, Sasha, Marcy, Sprigg, Hop Pop, Polly, Amity, Eda, King, Min-Gi Park, Brett Hand, Theadora, Alebrihe, Don Andres, Dendy, Enid, Brad, Frida, David, Steve Rogers, Yondu, Nebula, Thanos (What If episode 2), Taserface, Kraglin Obfonteri, Jane Foster, Blue Loki, Darcy Luis, Howard the Duck, Nick Fury and the Watcher are very likable characters in this movie, besides the entire screentime is all about them thanks to the new director, Micah Liso.
 * 2) Some funny scenes here and there like when Reagan calls Ryan "Guitar Boy" during an airfight scene, the other scene when Mabel, Amethyst and Alebrihe doing goofy stunts, and Wander and Mugman just dancing and singing.
 * 3) The "protagonists" finally killed off
 * 4) Some romantic scenes like when Steven, Nahuel and Dipper asked Connie, Fresia, and Pacifica to go on the date, Steve asked Peggy for a dance during the final battle and Fresia kissed Nahuel before he leaves to save his gang.
 * 5) Very emotional scenes such as Nahuel apologizes to his best friends after they fuse into a giant monster to attack him and other scene Karre lost his sister
 * 6) Heartwarming moments like when the three boys (Dipper, Steven and Nahuel) confess each other after their home was destroyed, the scene where Wander, Cuphead and Mugman cheering the boys up, The Watcher brought back Christine to Doctor Strange as a favor
 * 7) The "No, you idiots!" dialogue became a meme.
 * 8) At the post credit scene, despite it's a copy of the Shawarma scene, is dedicated to the first Avengers film.
 * 9) in the new director’s cut, the other members of the Watterson Family (Gumball, Anais, Nicole, and Richard), Spongebob, Patrick, She-Ra, Glimmer, and Bow didn’t got flanderized, and they now act like their original personality.
 * 10) Although they are from a K-drama, Lim Ju-kyung, Park se-wan, Han Hyum-min, and Minnie‘s animated design is perfect.