Blog:Conker's Other Bad Day: The Movie (Fake movie collab by Voxel Vilager)

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Conker's Other Bad Day: The Movie is an animated film based off of the Conker's Bad Fur Day video game by Rareware, and also shares the name of the games cancelled sequel. The film will be released on March 5th, 2021, just in time for the 20th anniversary of Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Plot
It's been 20 years since the release of his game, and Conker goes on a quest to defeat Phil Spencer of Microsoft in hopes of Rareware going back to their partner ship with Nintendo.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It wasn't screened in advance for critics, which is a huge red flag.
 * 2) Despite this being a movie about a cancelled sequel, most of the stories in this film reuse plots from the original Conker's Bad Fur Day, such as Conker retrieving the bee's nest from a gang of wasps.
 * 3) Many characters that have nothing to do with Conker's Bad Fur Day are thrown in at random with little to no explanation, making this feel more like a Pooh's Adventures fanfiction than a movie about Conker's Bad Fur Day.
 * 4) * Suga Mama from The Proud Family somehow has a machine gun and aids Conker in defeating the gang of wasps.
 * 5) * Banjo and Kazooie laugh randomly at Conker peeing.
 * 6) * Steve from Minecraft loves to mine. Like when he mined Conker's house
 * 7) * The trophy girls from Crash Team Racing appear in a dream sequence with Conker as they give him a massage and feed him grapes. (They rub his private parts in the unrated cut.)
 * 8) * The Powerpuff Girls sing Love Makes The World Go Round at Rock Solid, only for Conker to stop them by crushing them with a rock.
 * 9) * Ryuko from Kill La Kill tells Conker that he is her little pogchamp and wants to give Conker a hug, only for Conker to brutally kill her with a chainsaw, because Conker in this film holds a huge hate boner towards anime and anything related to it, such as Gacha Life.
 * 10) ** On that subject, Conker is a huge hypocrite, because he hates anime and Japanese culture, yet he wants Rareware to reunite with Nintendo, which is a Japanese company.
 * 11) Phil Spencer, the current head of the Xbox brand is the main villain of this movie, which is obviously made to pander towards classic Rareware fanboys.
 * 12) Conker can be seen stealing Poke Balls from Team Rocket's headquarters while leaving a trail of whirligig footprints who in return was stolen from Celestia Ludenberg.
 * 13) The movie doesn't even try to be funny, unlike the game. As a result, the raunchy humor falls flat.
 * 14) Gruntilda sends out her Tyranitar that she stole directly from Team Rocket's noses that looks like the moon, which comes off as either unsettling or possibly too dark depending on your input.
 * 15) * While we're on that topic, it is also worth noting that Gruntilda also sits through class learning about the LGBTQ+ community, and she keeps constantly insulting them saying how much she hates the community.
 * 16) There are so many filler scenes in this movie that not only fail to contribute to the plot, but have absolutely nothing to do with Conker's Bad Fur Day.
 * 17) *Conker playing Among Us on his Game Boy, even though Among Us did not get a release on the Game Boy as the system was already discontinued nearly two decades before Among Us was released.
 * 18) * Penny Proud making a speech about Black Lives Matter.
 * 19) *Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber appear in the opening as if it feels like the producers of the film are trying to shoehorn a VeggieTales episode.
 * 20) *Conker using his chainsaw to kill characters made in Gacha Life.
 * 21) *Any of the filler scenes involving non Conker's Bad Fur Day mentioned in WIS 3.
 * 22) The unrated cut of this movie is somehow worse than the theatrical cut.
 * 23) Weird Ending: After Conker defeats Phil Spencer, Rareware reunites with Nintendo, and Conker's Other Bad Day and Banjo-Threeie get released on the Nintendo Switch, only for Conker to wake up and realize the whole thing was just a dream, and that Rareware is still with Microsoft.
 * 24) Plot Hole: It's never explained how Haybot, The Great Mighty Poo, Count Batula, or any of the other Conker's Bad Fur Day bosses came back to life.
 * 25) There are so many politically incorrect/racist jokes in this movie that it could make your average SuperMarioLogan movie look like something that would air on PBS Kids.
 * 26) *Conker wearing a sombrero and throwing a taco at LaCienega Boulevardez's face.
 * 27) False Advertising: The film's promotional material suggested that Panther King would return as the main villian, when it's actually Phil Spencer who is the main villain, and as for Panther King, he has been reduced to a minor role and appears as a side character.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The film starts with a nice retrospective of the Conker franchise, and it even talks about the unreleased Conker's Twelve Tales for the N64.
 * 2) The opening logo pays homage to the opening logo from Conker's Bad Fur Day where Conker saws the Xbox logo, just like how he sawed the N64 logo.

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