Blog:The Epic Super Fun Movie! (Fake Collab)

The Epic Super Fun Movie! is an upcoming adult animated film. It is a crossover.

Plot
Various Toons band together to stop an evil villain.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) With the exception of Dolly, Crocco, Tux, Marty, Suki, Carly, Quills, Willy Weasel, and Heloise, EVERYBODY is either stupid, unlikable, or both.
 * 2) Golly actually RAPES Minnie Mouse, AND REMOVES HER BRA.
 * 3) Laughably bad dialogue, such as Buzz Lightyear saying, "YOU MADE THESE COOKIES OUT OF CUM?!"
 * 4) In one scene, Buzz eats cookies from Dilweed from Numb Chucks, only to spit them out when Dilweed says he made them out of BUFORD'S SPERM, Which is unfunny and extremely disgusting.
 * 5) In one scene, Tito Turtle calls Cleveland Brown THE N-WORD 80 times, which is uncensored.
 * 6) Prickles And Pickles talk, despite never doing so in the original film.
 * 7) Stupid title.
 * 8) Misleading Poster: Conker is on the poster, but he hardly does anything and gets murdered by Isaac from The Binding of Isaac not even 10 minutes into the film, which is offensive to Conker Fans.
 * 9) In one scene, Golly makes Wander cry by calling him a Homophobic slur.
 * 10) In one scene, Beezy eats Chocolate ice cream, which was actually FECES that were frozen.
 * 11) Bloo makes A JOKE ABOUT 9/11, which is not only cruel, but is also offensive to those who lost a family member in 9/11.
 * 12) Despite being an ADULT MOVIE, Nick Jr. and PBS Kids characters are here.
 * 13) Many flanderized characters.
 * 14) *Thomas, who is a FRIENDLY, is now a masochist? what.
 * 15) *Chef Pee Pee now hates everyone except Junior!!!!!!!!!! THIS PISSES ME OFF!
 * 16) *Greg Heffley went from an egotestical kid to an Sociopathic murderous kid.
 * 17) In one scene, Golly comes in dressed as Hitler (with Prickles dressed as Stalin and Pickles dressed like Karl Marx) and SHOOTS UP A JEWISH SCHOOL, which is offensive to any Holocaust survivors.
 * 18) *Golly's Hitler design also looks nothing like the real Hitler.
 * 19) Jeffy getting eaten by Roadrunner.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Conker, Pico, Dolly, Crocco, Tux, Suki, Marty, Willy, Carly, Quills and Heloise are likable.
 * 2) Some funny moments, such as Isaac stealing Pico's Gun.
 * 3) "FUCK OFF, ISAAC!"
 * 4) Golly gets his comeuppance in the end. He gets hit by a bus.
 * 5) Mr. Krabs actually gets a bit of reverse flanderization.

Quotes
Dilweed: Here you go.

(Buzz eats the cookies)

Buzz: Not bad. What are they made of?

Dilweed: Buford's sperm!

Buzz: (spitting them out) YOU MADE THESE COOKIES OUT OF CUM?!