Blog:Africa: the Movie (fake movie)

Africa: the Movie is a 2020 Ugandan live action film.

Plot
Big Man Tyrone is told by the French government that we have to stop the problem of a minute passing every 60 seconds in Africa. As a result, he, Pasta-Senpai, and Ugandan Knuckles try to stop France from messing up Africa.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It shoves pan-Africanism in your face.
 * 2) It stereotypes Europeans as nothing but evil and greedy.
 * 3) *It even glorifies the Chinese government!
 * 4) It was made by anti-Trump liberals hence why it has such a Buzzfeed liberal feel to it.
 * 5) A lot of the characters are unlikable:
 * 6) *Pasta-Senpai keeps blaming the problem on transgender people and lying that they use cucumbers, bananas, and all other kinds of fruits/vegetables to feel like the opposite gender.
 * 7) *Ugandan Knuckles is a useless comic relief who really can't solve the issue at all.
 * 8) *King T'Chala's son is racist against white people for no reason.
 * 9) *An unnamed Nigerian principal keeps telling people that they can't graduate unless they have kissed his cock.
 * 10) *Paw Paw is succeeding at his job of wanting to become a terrorist at the very young age of 7.
 * 11) It switches constantly between English and Luganda as well as other native African languages. There aren't even subtitles.
 * 12) The viewer is expected to know the mythology of multiple African regions.
 * 13) It even has a filler scene of a corgi twerking to highlife music!
 * 14) Misleading title: Despite the name being "Africa: The Movie", 90% of the African scenes in the movie are of Nigeria and Uganda.
 * 15) It's highly racist to each country in Africa

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) It pays respects to the late Chadwick Boseman.
 * 2) Big Man Tyrone is the only likable character.