Blog:Raging Barn (Fake Movie Dready :) )

Note: Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah! I know you can read that on the top of the blog, but this movie is not real this was made as a joke, seriously don't take it seriously, otherwise Frieza will use the [| Supernova to destroy you!] otherwise if you don't want that to happen than just DOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!!!!!!!

Raging Barn is a 2020 Hybrid comedy sports movie directed by the infamous David Failsburg, it premiered at a museum in may 11th 2020. It was his first movie not to be distributed by Stupid-ass pictures but instead was distributed by Crap distribution US ( The american counterpart of Crap distribution UK)

Plot
A contest at some random barn is happening, tha's it!

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It wasn't screened in advance for critics which……………. okay i think you Will get it by now.
 * 2) Ugly CGI effects, even for a hybrid movie, and the animals look fake and sometimes even disgusting and gross, due to it's insanely low budget, even Asses underwater had more effort at CGI than this!
 * 3) The title is a rip-off of Raging Bull.
 * 4) The poster is misleading as it shows a goat riding a motocross, but in reality they we're driving tractors, also the poster is   STOLEN FROM THE INTERNET!!!!! 
 * 5) Horrible Horrible Horrible and we mean horrible voice acting, the characters talk like they're high, and drunk.
 * 6) Just like Asses Underwater so many disgusting juvenille humor and jokes for example: There's a scene where A GOAT RAPES A SHEEP!!!!!!!! (WE'RE NOT KIDDING THIS IS IN THE FRICKIN' MOVIE!!!´) the scene where Wildass (Yup! that's the main character's name (for those of you who don't know wildass is a pronounciation for Goat at several states) WHAT WE'RE THEY THINKING), A scene where a DA Bull! says i'm gonna poop on you! and  then he litterally does exactly what he says, and that is on a BEE! (THE BEE COULD HAVE JUST SIMPLY STUNGED ON HIM! BEFORE THE BULL EVEN POOPS ON HIM) and of course the infamous scene where Wildass litterally yells: I'M DA FAKING GOAT!!! when he wins the tournament.
 * 7) All the animals talk in this weird southern accents, that the dialogue sounds something like this: Shis gowin inj does that even sound southern at all? who knows!
 * 8) Swearing that makes the dialogue more laughable than it already is for example in one scene: Bull says: She's going to shit on her my fucking god, oddly enough THIS MOVIE WASN'T ALTERED IN ALL REGIONS! cuz of this in Australia it went as a direct-to-DVD.
 * 9) The scene where DA BULL LITTERALLY CLEANS POOP BY EATING IT IS EXTREMELY DISGUSTING BUT ALSO HARD TO SIT THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! infact this caused many people to walk out of the theaters before the movie could even end!
 * 10) Bland climax it just has the characters racing with tractors and even brutally killing each other with lawnmowers, WHY?!
 * 11) The actors are unkown and we're for some stupid reasons hired, even the credits don't show they're names!
 * 12) Bad soundtrack that hurt you're ears and are filled with terrible singing that is just yelling and screaming.
 * 13) Despite being hybrid the live action actors are only at the beggining and the end.
 * 14) It's a rip-off of Cars.
 * 15) There's a scene with characters doing the Fortnite dances including Flosses and DABBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EVEN TWERKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
 * 16) OH yeah the music was even Plagarized, using songs from other movies: like Toy Story 4 and Frozen, Video Games: like Sonic The Hedgehog and Super Mario Bros, infact Pixar, Disney, Nintendo Sega sued the company because of this and the DVD version was left with complete silence.
 * 17) Bad ending where the race ends than the farmer comes back and sees that the farm is destroyed and some animals got killed and then he yells: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! pretty loudly that it hurts you're ears.

Redeeming Qualities
Umm? What are you still doing here? What you wanna hear the Redeeming Qualities of this Movie well guess what, THERE IS NONE, IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

Trivia

 * Much like how CDUK was afraid with that movie about underwater butts that they we're censoring it in Australie, here CDUS decided better than in Australia it Will be a Direct-to-DVD