Blog:World's Fail (Fake movie Dready ;) )

Note: This movie is, okay i know you can read it it's not real, but just keep in mind don't take it seriously, i'm sure you won't

World's Fail (Realesed in some regions as World's Fucked!) is a British-American Action,Thriller, Disaster, Comedy Directed by a monkey and written by JKL and Jeff Sanders, it stars, Mr. Dready, EijiZeBoi, Wagethegoblin12, Stephenfisher2001, Trevor807, SonicClub, SaltyLakeXD, Grust as the Good Guys and TyrantRex and Spongebuff1991 as the bad guys. The movie premeired at a zoo in Juny 1st 2020 and was released in summer of 2020 and was met with extremely negative reception and was also a failure, and it couldn't get it domestic gross back.

Why it Sucks

 * 1) It ain't screened in advance for critics which…………. OMFG! do i need to tell you this every fucking time?!
 * 2) The plot it's unoriginal and rips off way better movies like: Finding Nemo, Mrs. Doubtfire, Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore, The Breakfast Club, The Nutty Professor, Star Wars, Raiders of The Lost Ark as well as a few other Indiana Jones movies, Jaws, E.T, Home, Monsters VS. Aliens, Monsters Inc, Batman ETC. Because of this it can't decide if it wants to be dark and scary, or lighthearted and comedic.
 * 3) Terrible acting even from every wiki user hired for this movie, along with a few other people.
 * 4) The post apocalyptic setting feels generic and at 1 point (1 FUCKING POINT!) it makes no sense because Stephenfisher2001 says It looks drowned and out of colour now! YET THE WORLD IS ACTUALLY COLORFUL AND FILLED WITH PINK!
 * 5) Spongebuff1991 and TyrantRex are terrible and forgetable villains, they're plan is to destroy the city and turn the world into a mad world, plus they are Ripoffs of Mickey and Lou From Far Cry: New Dawn, which that game was average at best.
 * 6) The main characters have they're own stupid addiction that always seem to be handling in they're bags, Mr. Dready has Dragon Ball action figures, Wagethegoblin12 has Moxy and Wage from Uglydolls and Stephenfisher2001 has the ponies from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, which always seem to think about when they're driving, also WHY THE FUCK TO THE MAIN VILLAINS HAVE THANOSES INFINITY GAUNTLET?!
 * 7) Terrible special efffects, the muzzleflesh of the guns look low res and the fire looks like a 2d sprite and the explosions look pathetic the blood looks more like jelo mixed with ketchup.
 * 8) Horrible humor that it relies on toilet humor and sexual innuendos, like when a Moose RAPES A FUCKING DEER, infact this almost caused the movie to get a NC-17 rating until it was chopped down to a R rating.
 * 9) horrible dialogue filled with tons of swearing for example in one scene Eijizeboi says: YOU FUCKING CREEP, YOU SHOULD DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE!!!! and in one scene Wagethegoblin12 says: YOU SHOULD BE SNAPPED FROM THE FUCKING WORLD FOREVER AND SHOULD BE NEVER FUCKING BORN! infact the F-bomb is used 31 times in this movie between every sentence, which by the way it makes the movie try to be more mature and serious but fails epically.
 * 10) The characters are extremely unlikable: Mr. Dready is you're grumpy sereotypical leader, that is obsessed with Dragon Ball, and always wants to follow the track of the villains, Eijizeboi is you're stereotypical Wingman, who when he always drives everyone in the truck is forced to listen to K-Pop, Wagethegoblin12 is you're dumb comic relief who is obsessed with the UglyDolls and always says, i wanna rot David Harbour's Hellboy to hell, StephenFisher2001 is you're stereotypical Scout who is obsessed with My little Pony, Trevor807 is you're typical Medic, who at one point meets Big Smoke and CJ and gave him the Adults Only Rated copy of GTA: San Andreas for the PS2 with the contrevorsial Hot Cofee Scandial, SaltylakeXD is your stereotypical "i'm not like other girls" girl who acts like she's better than the others just because she's the only girl on the team, Spongebuff1991 and TyrantRex are you're typical villains that try to destroy the world.
 * 11) The infamous Australian airport scene (Which is a rip-off of the No Russian Mission from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2) where our main heroes go there with Miniguns, light machine guns, and kill every single person they're until they go into a software store and meet BonziBuddy and Protegent Antivirus and are forced to have a rap-battle with them, which later while Mr. Dready, Eiji, Wage and Trevor succesfully escape Stephenfisher stays there and later both protegent and bonzi LOCK HIM IN A CAR AND DRIVE HIM TO A WATER AND FORCE HIM TO DROWN!! But thankfully he doesn't die because Dready comes and saves him, but it still makes no sense because he didn't know where he was.
 * 12) OH yeah the rap song is horrible, that feels like: Dr Dre mixed in a blender with Xzibit and Ice Cube, The song is called: FUCK THE VIRUSES! (Altered as SCREW THE VIRUSES! in some regions) Which is just Fuck The Viruses Repeated over and over again.
 * 13) The dumb torture scenes which have a scene by torturing Wage, by showing the clips from Hellboy (2019) and showing Dready the clips from: Max Steel. Plus it even advertises Pepsi.
 * 14) Product Placements, that can give The Emoji Movie and Troll Movie a run for it's money.
 * 15) A horrible plot-twist where we reveal that the reason why: TyrantRex and Spongebuff1991 we're forced to do this is because a man from they're childhoods told them that, Revenge is the answer! and later they decide to nuke the world.
 * 16) The infamous cooking scene where Grust, Trevor807 are forced to cook a Soup with raisins, while at the same time Dready pretends to be Gordon Ramsey by insulting them of how horrible the recipe is like this: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT! YOU'RE A DISGRACE GO HOME AND CRY! which has no point to the story but it's complete filler. infact right after this scene ends: THE SCENE IS FUCKING IGNORED FOR THE REST OF THE STORY
 * 17) Another infamous scene is when Our main heroes finally got internet working and try to go to the Awful Movies wiki, but instead they get gay Porn.
 * 18) Just like other JKL movies: it's filled with Jamaican stereotypes.
 * 19) Theres a scene where the characters dance with dabbing, twerking and even move THEY'RE BUTTS FORWARD!!! thankfully Dready left them!
 * 20) Grust is pointless in this movie and he does nothing but craft explosions and also he barely talks and instead we hear his mind.
 * 21) Pathetic Villain death sympath Tyrant dies first and SPongebuff gives our main heroes advice and stays alive for a short while, but than all the heroes go away while Dready shoots Spongebuff so he can be dead as well.
 * 22) Bad set and costume design, which are all made out of made plastic.
 * 23) The scene where Goku and Vegeta use the Kamehameha and the Galick Gun to kill the animals is wrong because Goku and Vegeta aren't animal killers.
 * 24) Yugi Muto and The Powerpuff Girls appear in some scenes for no reason other than being a pointless cameo.
 * 25) It has some really dumb ideas like the evil Ponies and the Rampaging Crazy Frog.
 * 26) The effects for Bonzi, protegent Uglydolls, Ponies and Crazy frog are all extremely cheap and fake looking.
 * 27) Sonicclub is also pointless he also barely talks, and al he does is make medicine.
 * 28) The pointless golf scene where the main characters just hang around and play golf while making unfunny jokes.
 * 29) The finally battle is anticlimactic the main characters just defeat the villains by shooting them with guns, that's it no build no fucking nothing!
 * 30) Terrible soundtrack, especially when you hear Eiji screaming and Dready singing in a monotone voice that tries to sound like Marliyn Manson.
 * 31) The scene with Stephenfisher2001 playing with My Little Pony dolls and making two of them look like they're having sex looks stupid.
 * 32) There's a dumb pointless female character who speaks in a protguese text to speech voice that sounds dumb and makes the dialogue sound like this: OIH NOH IT'S STEPHENFISHIY, wAGETEHAGOBLINEY, EIJIZAIYBOYI, TREYVORY AND DREJADIY! THIS LOOKSI AND SMELLSI BADI! WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING?!
 * 33) The ending is just insulting a prospector comes there and tells one of the main characters to end his life, than Dready grabs the gun and shoots him in the heart WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!
 * 34) SaltylakeXD also get's barely anything to do other than to make weapons and vehicles.
 * 35) There's an entire animated scene that looks like it was drawn by a 5yr old.
 * 36) Shameless sequel bait where the main villains turn into zombies for revenge.

Redeeming Qualities
The movie, well guess what THEY ARE NONE FUCKING REDEEMING QUALITIES ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT SO GO AWAY!!!!

Trivia

 * Masson Thief, Gabargebox, Seewater and Stomps we're all offered to be in the movie, but they all turn it down calling the movie a dumb and idiotic movie ever made!
 * There was a scene where Trevor807 would reveal the dark story of dready and Eiji that they we're joining the dark side, but however it was removed and the ecret was also removed as well!
 * Originally the movie would be set in africa but was later changed to be set in america as they thought that it would be offensive for africans.
 * There was a scene where it would have the main characters killing themselves at the end, but was cut.
 * This movie would be spawning a tv show, but it never happened nor continued.
 * It was the first movie from JKL not to be filmed in Britain or Jamaica.