Blog:Top 10 Worst Movies I've Seen

Boy, we sure do love a good movie, don't we? Movies are basically one of the best forms of entertainment due to how much it engages us to watch for certain long hours and see how the people behind the film do well. Some films are masterpieces while others are rubbish. Today I will be showing you the top ten worst movies I've ever seen in my life. This is only going to talk about films released in theaters (or on streaming services due to a certain virus. Even before the virus, some go to stream.)

Yes, I'm talking about that one movie where Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo got to appear as the titular characters. You see, despite being a Mario movie it does not feel like one. Super Mario is by far one of the most well-known video game series of all time and it has gotten a big name for itself. When this movie came along, this wasn't a game but it wasn't faithful either. The Mario series is depicted as a cartoonish world yet the film looks too out of place to be a Mario movie. Like seriously, since when was Daisy a big damsel in distress when that title belongs to Peach and why are Bowser, Toad, Big Bertha, Iggy, and Spike humans? Also, don't get me started on the Goombas. Also, a dinosaur extinction in a Mario movie just feels stupid. If you are really gonna make a Mario movie, do at least attempt to give respect to the source material. Even looking at the poster makes me think that it's a parody or a knock-off of the actual games. And one question, did any of the guys ever played a Mario game or at least do research? Space Jam may not be the best or the greatest movie, but at least it did have a lot of fun moments. When A New Legacy was announced, I did had moments when I thought it could be just as weirdly enjoyable as Space Jam and even learning about how the film being a crossover can give Space Jam a new breath of fresh air. As much as I like crossovers, the way the film came out is horrid. You see, the crossover aspect is only meant to be this big commercial for the WB catalog or at least HBO Max (though HBO Max does have some non-WB films as I remember watching Robots through this service). Almost every human character (especially LeBron) has acting that is either unconvincing or mediocre with LeBron being notable (though Michael Jordan did suffer from bad acting too, but still). Also, the Looney Tunes characters are underutilized in the film and they are sidelined in favor of the references the movie tries to cram in. Also, some of the humor made me facepalm (even for Looney Tunes standards which are ironic because that franchise has some good comedy mostly) like the scene where Porky Pig raps, LeBron dabbing, or when Al-G mocks LeBron during a conversation with Dom. There were also moments where I got a headache from the CGI despite not having a seizure (I never had been born with a seizure in my life). And thanks to the massive amount of cameos, they prevent the most important part of the movie to be distracting. There is so much self-promotion that not even Ralph Breaks the Internet went that far and that movie was fun despite being a bit disappointing but still fun to watch. The movie feels rushed as evident by the pacing including the scene where Bugs goes to different WB worlds. The crossover aspect should have been a different movie instead of being placed in a basketball movie. And don't get me started on Pepe's removal despite still allowing characters from adult media to appear. Let me take a moment to called this HBO Max: The Movie We all know Mike Myers as Shrek, Austin Powers, Wayne Campbell, and a performer of SNL. Dr. Seuss is known to be one of the most well-known children's authors ever existed with characters like The Grinch, Sam-I-Am, The Lorax, Horton, and The Cat in the Hat. However, that cat got a movie around 2003, and let's just say that we got to get the cat out of this bag. For some reason, there is a LOT of inappropriate humor which goes against Dr. Seuss, and not even Jim Carrey's How The Grinch Stole Christmas went that far. Every character from the book is flanderized including the titular character who acts like a crazy maniacal idiotic manchild. Thing 1 and Thing 2 are also horrendous in that they look like a hybrid between Marge Simpson from The Simpsons with the Whos from The Grinch. The new characters are also pointless in that they are forgettable with Larry Quinn, Ms. Kwan, and Mr. Hank. It was so cheesy that it's almost like a parody of the book instead of a movie. And didn't I forget to mention that the cat looks more like a hybrid between Ronald McDonald and Pepe Le Pew? Also, the fish looks ugly. So with that said, "Get out of my way, you hippie freak"! >:( Ice Age is one of Fox's biggest franchises of all time yet sadly it decayed in quality after having so many forced sequels. The first 3 ones are the best and can be considered a trilogy even if the 2nd or 3rd are not as good as the first one. The 4th I haven't seen yet the fifth one is by far the worst. I wanted to put Buck Wild, but let's go with the one that started to give Ice Age a bigger bad name. Almost every character (except Diego and Shira) is flanderized with some characters being unlikeable or worse, be annoying. The new characters don't help either as they are pointless. And the humor, OH GOD it was annoyingly painful (just imagine the characters who would either jump around or act like they took too much caffeine). Also, the pacing is unbelievably either irritating or boring with moments where I had to skip some scenes. If you're gonna make a new Ice Age, make it have the charm of the first three Ice Age films. And one more thing, what does sci-fi or fantasy have to do with Ice Age when it takes place in the ICE AGE hence the name. That's like saying you make a Finding Nemo sequel where the characters somehow travel to space of all things! Just think about it for a second. Now Sid, why do you want a girlfriend when we already covered that part up with Manny and Ellie. Even Diego and Shira were a better couple than this. Annie happens to be a movie I'd fondly remembered and I'm talking about the 1982 film where I saw it at an elementary school. When this 2014 remake came along, I thought this sounded quite questionable despite hearing a cover version of "It's the Hard Knock Life". As soon as I saw it, I got bored of it because it's inferior to the original. The movie treats rich people like gods when you should be happy for what you have. Also, the acting is so terrible that it was really sad to see that Cameron Diaz retired from acting. And why is the main character different from her more iconic incarnation? That is basically more like cosplay. The orphan girls are also unlikeable and I can't bear to tolerate them. The songs are badly sung as if the people never bothered to practice even when you realize that Jamie Foxx is a pretty good singer. Even though this is a remake, it feels more like a modern parody because you have stuff like Katy Perry being referenced despite the movie taking place in 1993. Also, having people watch your moves on your phones is treated as a positive thing when it's not. This idea of watching people do every move on your phones is a big no-no. If you are gonna make a remake, at least give the film justice just like 2017's It or 2005's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Disney for some reason thinks it's a good idea to remake some of the classics despite not always working out. Sure, you have those like The Jungle Book 2016 which at least was the most reasonable due to how it came out. When you compare stuff like Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Alice in Wonderland, and The Lion King, they turn out to be mediocre until you realize that the worst one of all is Mulan. Here's the scoop, I was called on to watch this movie despite wanting to pick another film yet I never got the chance to watch my movie because I was told to please everybody and that I got insulted for being the only one "that picks the movie" most of the time when I don't want to watch some things. This is a movie that tries too hard to please either the extreme left, the fans of the original, or those who want a more accurate film. However, none of this works because they don't please anyone. For some reason, some characters get cut like Mushu, Mulan's grandmother, Shan Yu, Hayabusa, and Li Shang (by far the worst offender). Also, the editing is so abysmal that it doesn't feel too cinematic and instead feels wasted. As for the story, it's nothing special when compared to the original Chinese folklore and the original animated film as Mulan became so OP that she gives Steve from Minecraft a run for his money in a bad way and how can Mulan use her powers when the film states they were forbidden. The fight scenes are unrealistic and laughable with the CGI being overused so much. Also, if the film was going to be more realistic, then how come some moments are unrealistic like the lack of blood, ninjas, shurikens, katanas, geishas, and a Western phoenix of all things. Now here comes the code red of the movie, it's a propaganda movie (yeah I'm not making this up), and just look at the credits. The boy let me tell you, I decided to listen to music instead of watching the movie, and thank god this helped me. Now, this is getting interesting. I didn't get to see this in theaters, but there was this thing called 4D Aroma-Scope where you do your basic scratch 'n sniff thing on your cards. While it's cool at first, it turns out to be gross and it was a good thing that I never got my hands on it. Anyways, I can't believe I'm probably the only one in my family who hates Spy Kids (though the first 2 look kinda cool NGL even the third one looks better looking) and this movie also proves that my entire family hates this movie out of all the Spy Kids films. The humor overuses toilet humor that I wanted to get out of this living nightmare. As much as I don't like the franchise, it's safe to admit that at least there were moments where the first three movies did have some wit into it. The entire story copies a lot from the first film with time travel being a confusing concept to put in a Spy Kids movie. Then there's Tick Tock (or should I say TikTok) who has this ridiculous voice that is not even convincing enough. Danger D'amo's plans are also confusing and very idiotic that even Dr. Eggman from Sonic is much smarter, competent, and more likable than Danger himself. And why is this movie based on an idea about a baby defecating like I'm not making this up? Rebecca and Cecil are Mary sues/Gary stus who are powerful in a bad way, but Rebecca is by far the worst that I can't stand her getting mad at her stepmom. The movie feels more like a different movie than a freaking Spy Kids movie. And how come Carmen and Juni become cameos when they should've gotten the coming-of-age treatment. It's literally The Rise of Skywalker before it came out. Avatar is by far one of Nickelodeon's most well-known animated series alongside the likes of SpongeBob, Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Ren & Stimpy, Jimmy Neutron, and many more well-known series Nick has gotten their hands on. You see, M. Night Shyamalan wanted to make a faithful adaptation of Book 1 with plans of adapting the other books as well. However, Paramount disliked the original script and hired a ghostwriter without Shyamalan's notice and that ghostwriter barely knew about the original cartoon with the producers not even wanting to watch the show. The acting is terrible that even school plays are much better than this which causes the actors to feel lifeless. The source material is poor because there is a good number of changes that go against the show including the casting choices and scenes from Book 1 getting either changed or removed. Believe it or not, 40 minutes of footage was removed at the last minute, and try reading the film's novelization. You got things like Aang and Katara not going to penguin sledding, Aang barely fighting against Zuko, the sub-stories of other characters like the Kyoshi Warriors and Bumi, and the removal of characters like Jet, Roku, Bumi, Suki, etc. The film also mispronounces some of the characters' names that you need to compare this and the show for proof. And the lore here is weak unlike the show including the infamous scene where the Earthbenders do the pebble dance. And didn't I forget to mention that the characters are seriously slenderized like Aang being a whiny kid who makes Manny Heffley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid look more mature, Katara being a joke of a Waterbender that is almost comparable to Dan from Street Fighter, Zuko being a generic edgelord, and the Fire Nation Soldiers being foolish? Seriously, let people make their own movies for goodness sake and don't hire a ghostwriter without permission. Good thing I didn't see the entire thing. This is supposed to be a Christian movie about the main character being a Christian. While having the main character as a Christian does not sound like a problem because everyone is different and that's okay. But what makes this movie terrible is that the film is a propaganda movie where it treats atheists as evil people which is just offensive to atheists. I don't want to preach but the Bible says that you should love each other as I have loved you according to John 15:21 while Matthew 7 says Do not judge or you too will be judged. Even the Bible condemns favoritism. This movie however is offensive to those that are non-Christians and Christians themselves. It's like if Westboro Baptist Church got involved in making the movie with the main character (Josh) being despicable complete with a massive ego. Oh, and when Raddisson dies and regretted his actions after reading a letter, the Reverends decided to not take him to the hospital and instead force him to be a Christian as in talk about being nearly as greedy as Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants and Wario from Mario combined. The only characters that are likable are Amy, Martin, and Dave as everyone else is rubbish. I remember seeing this at home and I think I got bored with the film due to how it came out. Boy was I very naive at the time. Before we get into number one. How about some honorable mentions? This is the one movie I barely survived that I need to skip some parts or close my eyes. Diary of a Wimpy Kid came out in the 2000s as a book series where I was introduced to it from both elementary school and Funbrain. That was the moment I liked Wimpy Kid and I got to read some of the books consisting of the original, Rodrick Rules, The Last Straw, The Getaway, The Long Haul (read it at a library), Cabin Fever, and Big Shot. For some reason, my naive self decided to watch The Long Haul to see what it was like, and OH GOD it was a big mistake. The cast doesn't look anything like the previous live-action films with Rodrick being the worst offender of this and there is a helluva load of bad jokes including the infamous diaper hands when that one scene with Mr. Beardo that I don't want to talk about. It's also way too hip including the amount of product placement and modern references like YouTubers. Every member of the Heffley family is unlikeable that I didn't want to root for them (even I didn't want to root for the Beardo family). The amount of acting is poor including Tom Everett Scott being more generic compared to Steve Zahn. The movie doesn't have any good connection with the book like when the Heffleys just go on a road trip when the movie makes them go to Meemaw's house who is supposed to be rumored dead in Hard Luck. Corny's restaurant form The Third Wheel somehow appears and neither of the Heffleys goes to the butter carving of the US presidents or Soak Central. This is Wimpy Kid we're talking about because it's known for its comedy yet the funny moments are not even funny in the first place. There were moments where I had to skip some scenes because it was boring as heck. And WHY do I see The Simpsons (The episode Krusty Gets Kancelled), Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Undyne making cameos in the film. The film is also hypocritical because it's supposed to be about spending time with family yet Greg thinks he can't survive without technology complete with product placement including Xbox and Apple. When it comes to the casting, it's fine for Greg, Rowley, and Manny getting new actors yet it's pointless to see the adult characters getting removed where you can still work with the actors who played Frank, Susan, and maybe Rodrick. Thank goodness I didn't see the entire thing because I can't survive this.
 * 10 - Super Mario Bros. (1993)
 * 9 - Space Jam: A New Legacy
 * 8 - The Cat in the Hat (2003)
 * 7 - Ice Age: Collision Course
 * 6 - Annie (2014)
 * 5 - Mulan (2020)
 * 4 - Spy Kids: All the Time in the World
 * 3 - The Last Airbender
 * 2 - God's Not Dead
 * 1) Zoom: Academy for Superheroes - I don't remember seeing this movie that well. I only saw snippets of it and I got confused.
 * 2) Sharkboy and Lava Girl - One word. Weird. But I honestly think Spy Kids 4 is much worse
 * 3) Dumb and Dumber To - I was gonna see it but I didn't have enough time and thank God I never saw it.
 * 4) Leaving Neverland - Boy as much as I hate this documentary will all of my heart, I wanted to add theatrical films as this was only released on HBO. Anyways, get out of my lawn James and Wade!
 * 5) G-Force - I did see a bit of it and I can't really remember well. Been a long time.
 * 6) The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas - Same reason as G-Force
 * 7) 9/11 (2017) and Music (2021) - Too offensive for the victims due to the nature of the films as I don't need to explain it.
 * 8) Cuties - I WILL NEVER WATCH THIS
 * 9) The Emoji Movie - Too generic and predictable to be in this.
 * 10) Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 - Not a theatrical release
 * 1 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

Ok and there you have it. I got it downpad. Well, that's all I have for today folks.