Blog:U Got 45’d: The Motherfuckers

U Got 45’d: The Motherfuckers is a 2023 British-American movie. It is the 3rd movie of the U Got 45’d franchise that everyone hates.

Fucking Plot
South Africa and Nationalist China got tired of doing sexual activities on the bed. Later, they host to do a musical to see who wins. Later on, all of the U Got 45’d characters go on Berlin to fuck people.

Why The U Got 45’d Characters Are Already Motherfuckers Cause They Where Drunk
UNDER DESTRUCTION
 * 1) The movie wasn’t screened in advance for critics! WHAT THE FUCK! AGAIN?!
 * 2) All of the characters still suck.
 * 3) * Brazil, the main protagonist now says the N word a bit more than the last two movies. He is still a… okay okay you know this.
 * 4) * South Africa is now a Gray Stu.
 * 5) * Norway, the new character isn’t any better. At one point, he literally screamed AMOG US!!!!! To the ENTIRE CITY.
 * 6) * Nationalist China barely helps the Team what to do for the musical nor even when they go to Berlin! All she does is go in her laptop and watch the characters do the musical.
 * 7) ** Speaking of Nationalist China and South Africa. Before they host a musical, THEY HAD SEX BEFORE THEY GOT BORED OF IT!!!!! What makes matters worse. Nationalist China and South Africa are teenagers! Which is considered pedophilia.
 * 8) * Poland is still a… When will he not be a fucking Gray Stu?
 * 9) * Cuba is now a punching bag and a… MOVING ON!!!! WE ALREADY KNOW THAT.
 * 10) * Kingdom of Greece always wanted to be perfect and always watches Showgirls and porn DESPITE BEING 14 YEARS OLD
 * 11) * Yugoslavia is a pervert just like most of the characters.
 * 12) * Philippines supports pedophilia despite her being 16 years old! While in Berlin, She showed her breast and vagina saying that sexual content is fine. IN PUBLIC. She is also obsessed with private parts.
 * 13) Two hours of the film is just the U Got 45’d characters (Brazil, Philippines, Norway, Denmark, Belgium, Yugoslavia, Kingdom of Greece, Australia, Mexico, Cuba, Japanese Empire, Poland, Czechoslovakia and Mongolia) singing songs. Meaning that you will hear their cringe worthy singing voices.
 * 14) All of the songs are bad as many of them where covered by the characters. Even of they are not covered. They are still bad. Just bad.
 * 15) * Poland’s cover of “Willow” is very painful, atrocious and obnoxious to hear. Many of the lyrics is filled with swearing and drugs.
 * 16) * Cuba’s cover of “Off To See The World” is very, very horrible. She singing voice sounds way too drunk, many of the lyrics are also filled with swearing and their is some poor grammar into it (exmaple: Off see the world! - Cuba’s awful singing)
 * 17) * Mexico’s cover of “Washing Machine” sound more obnoxious than Poland’s, as she sounds way to tired.
 * 18) * Philippines cover of “7 Rings” sounds way, way, way too inappropriate. Many of the lyrics where about private parts and sex.
 * 19) * I love fucking kids, yes, A song sang by Brazil, and it was a cover of The Crazy-Ass Group song with the same name.
 * 20) PLOT HOLE Why do Countryballs magically appear to have penises, vaginas and breast? Countryballs cannot have does features because they are balls (didn't we forget that plot hole?).
 * 21) * If I Hate You Entertainment is going to make a U Got 45’d movie containing penises, vaginas and breast, why can’t they make the characters into Countryhumans?