Blog:South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut REMAKE (Fake movie (SaltylakeXD))

'''NOTE: I do not hate South Park. In fact, I really love the movie. There are no plans for a remake right now (Trey and Matt also said they'd only make another South Park movie if they were to end South Park), so please don't take this seriously. This is based off of the concept of "what if the South Park movie got a bastardized live-action remake?"'''

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is a 2022 adult live-action black comedy musical adventure film directed by Darry McBedwetter, and based on the Comedy Central series South Park. It is a remake of the 1999 animated film of the same name.

Plot
Like the original film, four kids, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick sneak into a movie theatre to watch "Terrence and Phillip: Asses of Fire", an R-rated movie. They start using adult language after watching the film, which enrages Kyle's mother, Sheila.

Why It Sucks
NOTE: DON'T FUCKING PUT "NO ONE WANTED THIS FILM" YOU SHIT-FACED COCK-MASTERS!!!
 * 1) Instead of being directed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, it's directed by the infamous Darry McBedwetter.
 * 2) This remake lacks what made the original film amazing.
 * 3) The CGI effects look faker than they did in the original film.
 * 4) Most of the humour ends up being unfunny, unlike the original.
 * 5) It's basically a bland copy-and-paste version of the original film. The new scenes and songs don't really add much to the plot and are only there to try making the film seem different than the original.
 * 6) Many of the new songs are shoehorned into the film.
 * 7) The deaths of Terrance and Phillip are heavily butchered: Sheila just throws several throwing knives at them and they die instantly, instead of shooting both of them dead, one by one.
 * 8) Some of the songs have been butchered, such as "Blame Canada", "It's Easy M'Kay", and "La Resistance". Said songs are an autotuned mess in this version.
 * 9) * Blame Canada is the worst offender, as the singing voices sound as artificial as the singing voices in the Beauty and the Beast remake.
 * 10) * THEY ALSO FUCKING BUTCHERED "I CAN CHANGE"!!!
 * 11) Sheila still says the Canadians have "beady eyes and flapping heads" despite the fact that they no longer have those traits because this is in live action.
 * 12) While Will Smith does a good job at playing Chef, he isn't really fit for the role.
 * 13) The lines "You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!", "Donkey-raping shit eater" and "horse fucker" were changed because apparently, they "promoted" bestiality. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Some of the updated songs still sound decent (despite most of them relying on autotune), such as "Mountain Town", "Uncle Fucka", "Hell Isn't Good", "Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch", "What Would Brian Boitano Do?", "Up There", and "I'm Super"
 * 2) The set and costumes are still well-made.
 * 3) The acting is still good.