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Marmaduke 2022 computer-animated comedy film directed by Mark A.Z. Dippé, and co-directed by Phil Nibbelink, Youngki Lee, and Matt Whelan, based on the comic strip of the same name by Brad Anderson.

Plot
Messy and mischievous Marmaduke has a big heart but can't stay out of trouble! Does he have what it takes to shine in the swanky dog show world?

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Bringing Marmaduke back to TV as a movie isn't absolutely necessary, because the infamous 2010 live-action film has already terribly tainted its cinematic legacy.
 * 2) *And while an animated revival of Marmaduke isn't the worst of ideas, doing it as a boring kids' movie for niche audiences isn't great.
 * 3) Unlike many animated revivals of franchises that had animated cartoon-based live-action movies, which, good or bad, still tried to be better than previous bad live-action movies, this film however deviates, only to be able to 'be even worse than the live-action film.
 * 4) This film has no connection with the source material, unlike the previous film, which although its knowledge is also poor, is much better than this film. For example: since when is Marmaduke's family called Winslow?
 * 5) Ridiculous dubbing that makes everyone look bored to death or on the verge of committing suicide.
 * 6) Marmaduke has been officially flandered by a kind, kindhearted, clumsy and always helpful dog to a lazy, unfortunate, disgusting, unfriendly and downright dumb and barely helpful boring dog, although he is still likable.
 * 7) Nightmare writing by Byron Kavanagh.
 * 8) Absolutely horrifying and disgusting animation, which seems impossible to think it will be released in 2022. In fact, the film alternates slow movements with too fast movements too fast, while the physics of falling objects seem inspired by that of Mars. Furthermore, the graphics quality is easily comparable to that of Norm of the North and The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild.
 * 9) Likewise, the character designs are terrible and lousy, with Marmaduke looking more like an anorexic Scooby-Doo who took a vacation in Chernobyl and all human characters look like scraps from Illumination's and Sausage Party.
 * 10) Ugly soundtrack by Nicholas Schnier.
 * 11) Indescribable toilet humor, especially the scene where Marmaduke releases a huge fart that takes up the whole field and evacuates everyone.
 * 12) *By the way, the green smoke effect of the stench seems far too thick to be a fart. It is also lazily reused for burps and recolored for car smog.
 * 13) The main villain is too bland.