Blog:A Jellystone Movie (Fake Movie Collab by Greenfurretdoesstuff)

A Jellystone Movie is an American 2022 film by Hanna-Barbera.

Plot
Yogi has now serious problems and needs help. Then it reveals that lack of him makes the city suffer and Cindy Bear needs an assistant.

Why it Sucks

 * 1) The movie copies many elements from Postman Pat: The Movie, but thankfully not so much to call it a ripoff.
 * 2) The characters suffer serious flanderization from the original series.
 * 3) *Yogi is now a careless idiot.
 * 4) *Cindy is really cynical.
 * 5) *Doggie Daddy does not give a crap about his daughter's safety anymore (Thankfully, not so much he could give Pop from HTF a run for money).
 * 6) *Speaking of Augie Doggie, she is now depicted as an LGBTQ+ stereotype as a transgender (which makes some sense since she's female in Jellystone!, and she was a male before the show happened).
 * 7) *El Kabong is now an over-confident Gary Stu.
 * 8) *Jabberjaw is now an extremely clumsy and nosy party animal.
 * 9) *Bubu Bear is now a crazy dim-witted random idiot.
 * 10) *Huckleberry is now a stereotype of the man who rages a lot for a dumb reason (if not for no reason at all).
 * 11) *Wally Gator's existence is now just filler at its purest.
 * 12) It was not screened for critics. 'Nuff said, the joke is already on every fake movie collab.
 * 13) Some disturbing moments, like an anti-piracy screen appearing suddenly when Augie is watching TV... IN A PG-RATED MOVIE! LucianoTheWindowsFan got a run for his money now, 'nuff said.
 * 14) False Advertising: A poster shows Susan, El Kabong's guitar, alive (like in "El Kabong's Kabong is Gone", a Jellystone! episode), however, she is just an ordinary guitar throughout the movie.
 * 15) Product placement. While Jellystone! did not have any, in this movie there is product placement for Nintendo Switch, AOL, Warner Bros (cryptoadvertising?), Domino's Pizza, Dunkin' Donuts and Dr. Oetker.
 * 16) As a follow up to WIS#6, there are some memes (mostly dead memes) in the movie ,like "Numa Numa (Dragostea din tei)", "Coincidence? I think not!" or "Dinozaur Pimpuś" (a meme from Poland, song was translated to English and said "It's from Poland"! In Poland, the song is replaced by "Axel F" to not ruin the joke).
 * 17) The villain, Evil, is pointless since he was not in the show or throughout the entire Yogi Bear Franchise.
 * 18) Cringeworthy dialogue, such as "Potassium. Enough said."
 * 19) Quantity over quality: The movie runs a whopping 118 minutes and is not good. Enough said here.
 * 20) The infamous scene where Yogi nearly gets killed by a boulder. Thankfully, he did not die.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) It does try to be a faithful movie.
 * 2) Augie admits that transphobia is wrong, which was a heartwarming scene.
 * 3) El Kabong battling with the villain was satisfying.
 * 4) Good music soundtrack.
 * 5) *"The Banana Song" by Augie is funny, to the point it became an internet meme.
 * 6) *"You Know Me" is an outstanding theme for El Kabong.
 * 7) * "Won't Give Up" is an emotional song which gave the movie a good way to perform Cindy misses Yogi.
 * 8) The dialogue, while cringeworthy, can be unintentionally hilarious. The movie itself can also be really funny.

Reception
It gained mostly mixed-to-positive reviews from critics and audiences alike. It has a 6/10 on IMDb and 43% on Rotten Tomatoes with a 68% viewer score.

Box office: Made 204 million dollars on a 69 million dollar budget.

Hilarously Bad Dialogue

 * 1) Potassium. Enough said.
 * Ooh, someone is in LOOOOVE!
 * 1) (awkward silence) This guy is abnormal.
 * 2) I do not care. Boi.
 * 3) Remember the times when i was not a girl?
 * 4) SCARED FOR LIFE! I AM NOT UP TO DATE WITH PAYING! THE FBI WILL FIND MEEEE!
 * 5) You silly bun!
 * 6) Why change ur genduh?
 * 7) Idiotic idiocy.
 * 8) BAHAHAHAHA, I'M A KING A LIFE!
 * 9) Smash'n'bong with Susan!
 * 10) My brain really sore. I FEEL DUMB!
 * 11) A whopping 50 million? Now THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!
 * 12) Super trooper, i have a cow named Cooper...

Trivia

 * The Banana Song and the line "My brain really sore. I feel dumb!" respectively became internet memes.