Blog:Top 10 Worst Movies of All Time (WIP)

'''Note: This is all just my opinion. If you like any movies on this list I will handle your opinion.'''

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8. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (IMDb rating: 3.8/10)



The Adventures of Pluto Nash is one of the the biggest box office bombs of all time. This movie features a very dull plot and terrible acting, even from acclaimed actors such as Eddie Murphy and John Cleese. It also tends to rely on robot sex humor (yes, really) such as the robotic maid constantly bending over to show her crotch, and the plot progression is weak. For example, a scene where the characters crash and run out of oxygen is immediately solved by a passing space turnip truck. Just ridiculous. Pluto himself is supposed to be a successful nightclub owner, but the opening scene doesn't give that much credibility. Lastly, it has really weak character designs.

The only good thing I have to say about this film is the universe, which has a bit of a Blade Runner feel to it.

7. The Cat in the Hat (2003) (IMDb: (4/10)



Good lord, this film is a perfect example of what NOT to do when making a kids movie. This film adaptation of The Cat in the Hat is completely unfaithful and insulting to the source material, with loads of double entendres, inappropriate humor, innuendos, and effectively ruins a lot of charm and charisma from the original book. Speaking of which, the content of this film is suitable for a PG-13 or R rating rather than a PG-rated film. The Cat in this film is absolutely nothing like his counterpart in the book, as he is mean, crude, unfunny, harsh, malicious, cold-hearted, obnoxious and a genuinely sadistic threat who is more of a villain than a hero. Oh, and the acting is bad, especially from Spencer Breslin. And one more thing, it features a totally out-of-place cameo of Paris Hilton (whom the Cat is attracted to) dancing in a club. I can just picture Dr. Suess rolling in his grave at this piece of insulting garbage.

If you want to see a good film adaptation of any of Dr. Suess' works, I suggest watching Horton Hears a Who!

6. Fun Size (IMDb rating: 5.4/10)



Fun Size is, without a doubt, one of the worst Nickelodeon movies ever. I mean, WHY on earth would they release this under the Nickelodeon Movies label? It has a lot of adult humor and sexual content for a teen film, which fit more into an R-rated film than a PG-13 film. It is filled to the brim with really poor pacing, bad and annoying acting, and tons of obvious product placement. The main characters (especially April) are unlikable and annoying, and their designs aren't any better. For example, Wren looks like a Tori Vega reject, Albert looks like an uglier version of Carl Wheezer from mh:greatestmovies:Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius and April's face looks like she used up a lot of eye makeup. I wish that this movie never existed.

If you want to see a proper teen comedy starring mh:bestshows:Victoria Justice, stay away from this one at all costs and stick to The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (2010) instead.

5. Cats (IMDb rating: 2.8/10)



Alright, now we're getting into the movies that are really bad. Cats is definitely one of the worst movies of 2019 for more than a few reasons, and I'll explain why. The cats' designs are very creepy, uncanny, and hardly look like real-life cats, instead looking more like humans in fursuits, with hands and feet instead of paws. The singing is very terrible (aside from Jennifer Hudson), as most of the singers sound uninterested, non-energetic, or just out of breath. The acting is also insufferable, and it can be inconsistent at times: for example, when Rum Tum Tugger is first introduced, he speaks in a British accent, but once he screams "Let’s dance!", he's suddenly American, then proceeding to sing his number going back and forth between accents. There are tons of questionable casting choices, most notably casting actors who have little to no involvement in the music industry such as James Corden and Idris Elba, and musicians who have little to no involvement in the acting industry such as Taylor Swift and Jason Derulo.

The only nice thing I have to say about this one is Taylor Swift's brief appearance as Bombalurina, which is by far one of the best parts of the movie, but other than that, just avoid this abomination!

4. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (IMDb rating: 2.6/10)



This excuse of a "kids" movie is utter garbage (no pun intended). It has a huge amount of adult content in the movie, so much so, that it looks more like an adult film than a kids' film. To name just one example, Nat Nerd wets his pants at least four times throughout the film. The Garbage Pail Kids' designs are some of the worst you'll ever see in a live action film, and their characterizations are laughably bad, often making immoral things and suddenly changing to good behavior. And on top of that, the acting is abysmal and requires more work.

I'd 100% recommend staying away from this movie. But if you really want to be disgusted by the loads of adult content in this film, then go watch it....

3. The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (IMDb rating: 2.1/10)



The Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure is one of the worst stereotypes of modern children's entertainment. In case you haven't noticed, this atrocity was based on an obscure Detroit-based show called My Bedbugs. The designs of the Oogiloves are creepy and uncanny, with completely inexpressive animatronic faces, mouths that can barely open, arms that bulge weirdly, obvious seams in their heads, lower eyelids that are always part-closed and make them look stoned, and soulless glassy eyes that constantly reflect the studio lights. The songs are also generic and bland, including the song about nasal congestion. The acting is awful, especially from the Oogieloves themselves, and the overall premise of this "interactive" film is stupid, repetitive, and saccharine.

2. The Little Panda Fighter (IMDb rating: 1.3/10)



This infamous Brazilian mockbuster is a rip-off of Kung Fu Panda. It has absolutely horrendous CGI animation and character designs, and the lip-syncing is very, very, poor. It also has tons of filler and padding, and it has a very awkward English dub. Oh, and I forgot to mention that the "little" panda, Pancada, is actually a full-grown adult panda; plus, he barely does anything in the movie, and he doesn't even fight until the last five minutes of the movie. The movie also rips off characters from Yogi Bear and Care Bears, and all of the characters are very unlikable. I have no positive things to say about this dumpster fire whatsoever.

1. Cool Cat Saves the Kids (IMDb rating: 4.0/10)



Now, before you tell me, yes this is a kids movie, but this isn't the only reason why I put this movie at #1. It has several pointless scenes that have absolutely nothing to do with the plot, including the scene with the Hollywood parade. The costume for the titular character is creepy looking, and looks more like a wolf than a feline. The acting, humor, pacing, editing, dialogue, camera work, and sound direction are, for a lack of better words, horrendous. The characters (especially Cool Cat) are unlikable and annoying. With all that said, Cool Cat Saves the Kids is easily the worst movie of all time!

Do not show this movie to your kids at all costs, as this movie is very bland, boring, and generic!

Welp, that wraps up my list of The Top 10 Worst Movies of All Time.