The Brothers Grimm

The Brothers Grimm is a Live-Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure Film made in 2005.

Summery
In a fantasist world of Stories, a sinister Witch known as the Mirror Queen is capturing girls to which they will release her from her prison, its up to the Grimm Family to rescue them.

Why This Film Will Make You Grimm

 * 1) This film insults many stories from the Brothers Grimm like Hansel & Gretel, Jack and the Beanstalk and ect.
 * 2) The tone for The Brothers Grimm is horribly inconsistent, it feels way to kid-est to be a film for adults, and yet at the same time it has way too many dark/violent moments that could scare children (more on that in a bit).
 * 3) Unlikable protagonists:
 * 4) Wilhelm Grimm (The older brother) is an extremely self-center prick who thinks highly of himself and acts like a total and utter dick to his younger brother, such as not given him the money during the job segment.
 * 5) Jacob Grimm(The younger brother), while more likable is a one-dimensional know-it-all who is also an idiot at times, one example is during the intro when their kids, seeing as he gets beans, instead of medicine to save their younger sister, Sister Grimm.
 * 6) Some moments are drop out and are never talked about again, such example is the Protagonists' mother, she only appears in the intro of the film and is never talked about or even mentioned again.
 * 7) The king is a pointless character who does nothing more then be all "I'm the king and everyone has to do what I say", and for some strange reason he becomes the secondary villain.
 * 8) Whats probable the main issue with the film is the plot and the overall pacing, the protagonists CONSTANTLY screw around and/or get distracted by other things, rather then doing something as simple and very important as, you know,  RESCUING THE CAPTURED GIRLS , and heck, even some of the other major/supporting characters doesn't seem too even care about rescuing the girls that have been captured by the Mirror Queen and do nothing but sit around though out a mass majority of the film, and when the characters DO finally have the brains to stop messing around and rescue the captured girls, that's not until during the climax against the witch, which is near the end of the film, which is un-excusable in an action film, much like how in FernGully 2: The Magical Rescue, Pips and the Beetle Boys are too distracted by the carnival/human attractions to save the a baby animals that have been captured by the Poachers.
 * 9) One of the worst examples is after one of the girls gets captured by a horse that's possessed by the Witch, after it gets away, instead of looking around to find her, Cavaldi instead instincts on blaming the Grimm Trio for what happen to one (out of hundred by the way) of the guards, and tortures them!
 * 10) Many gross-out and disgusting moments that can be too much (even for adult standers), such as the scene were Sister Grimm peels off skin of a meat/animal.
 * 11) Sister Grim (the main female protagonist) doesn't do anything major other then be filler for the film and later on becomes a damsel-in-distress after she gets captured by a villain.
 * 12) The supporting characters are no better and are very mean-spirited/unlikable, with the worst being Cavaldi (the tritagonist), who is, without question, one of the single WORST characters in the whole film, he's extremely self-absorb, never bothers to rescue the captured girls (you know, despite being the king's RIGHT-HANDED MAN) and consistently blames the brothers (and main female protagonist) for something that they didn't do wrong, and even worst, he never gets punish for is actions, making him a Karma Houdini.
 * 13) Near the end of the film, while Cavaldi does become a better character and helps the brothers save the captured girls, he never apologize for how he acted to them previously, making him even more shallow and unlikable then he already is.
 * 14) The infamous moment during the torturer scene were Cavaldi kicks a kitten into a saw blade were it gets grinded up ON-SCREEN, and, rather then the king arresting him, he CONGRATULATES the tritagonist. Granted it was an accident, but still.
 * 15) Many pointless filler, such as the torturer scene, which keep in mind, happens AFTER one of the girls gets captured by a possess horse as stated in the first tear of the #5 segment.
 * 16) Inconsistent on who the main antagonist is, the main antagonist is the witch, but there's also the king who also becomes the secondary antagonist near the end of the film for no reason what-so-ever.
 * 17) Despite being the main villain, the Mirror Queen does not appear until near the end of the film.
 * 18) Somewhat poorly made effects that are utterly horrifying, even for 2005 standereds, with the worst being the Tar Ginger Bread Man that appears after it captured one of the girls.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Sister Grim is likable.
 * 2) The scene were both the Jacob and Sister Grimm have a chat about bravery is well write.
 * 3) There are a few funny moments.
 * 4) The ending is heartwarming.

Reception
The Brothers Grimm received mixed-to-negative reviews by fans and critics alike.