Blog:Elementary Detention:The Movie (Fake movie)

Elementary Detention: The Movie is a 2022 low-budget American comedy film produced by James Tons Studios. It was known for its low budget animation and acting. This was James Ton Studios only film, after this, the studio got shut down.

Characters

 * 1) Matthew
 * 2) Andrew
 * 3) Jake
 * 4) Teacher
 * 5) Detention Teacher
 * 6) Bully one
 * 7) Bully two
 * 8) Patricia
 * 9) Others

Plot
Andrew, Matthew, and Jake went to school. They say they like Looney Tunes, so they get detention. They were hated by the detention teacher and they were forced to do 1000 pages of school work. The teacher left after a few minutes. They go to escape detention, and they meet two bullies on the playground. They escape the bullies, and they ran into the forest. The bullies followed, and wanted to kill them. The bullies were caught by killers, and they were slaughtered. The three kids survived. Jake, Andrew, and Matthew meet a girl named Patricia, and they almost made their way back to the neighborhood until they find the abandoned temple of Mandionak built by the Comanche Native American Group. It had five floors and one basement. They went inside the temple, and worked their way through the basement until they found a dead body with two packs of Winston Cigarettes, full flavor. There was no cigarette lighter, so they kept going, trying to reach the end of the temple. They got trapped inside a huge flooding chamber. Patricia gets trapped in a smaller flood chamber, and she drowns and dies. Matthew, Andrew, and Jake survived, but Jake has a broken bone. They climbed up to the 5th floor until they find Comanche treasure cups. Matthew drinks the water. He heals Jake, and Jake returns to normal. Andrew puts the cups in the treasure bag, and he finds a lever that was meant to drain water. Andrew pulled the lever and while it drained the water, it also caused the temple to collapse. Jake ends up being spiked by the rock slide, and he dies. Andrew and Matthew managed to escape. The temple collapsed behind them. They were then captured by the Native American gods that were part of the Comanches. The two escaped them and returned to the neighborhood.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It's pretty much another generic and forgettable animation-adventure film that's only based on detention at an elementary school, which relies on the plot too much, even more on the character development and effects.
 * 2) It only involves a group of kids trying to find their way out of detention and make their way back home but after the climax, it boils half of the filler into more than 60 minutes of movie time, which barely anything is going on.
 * 3) The characters are flat and dull as cardboard, with little to no likability or progression to be seen in them throughout the entire film, which includes many unlikable characters such as literally every character in the film.
 * 4) Awful voice acting, especially from James Ton who did it all by himself.
 * 5) A rather poorly-written script and it looks like it was made by somebody who watches low-budget films.
 * 6) There are 15 minutes of filler moments that could easily be removed without affecting the nonexistent plot.
 * 7) The main problem of the film that it has no reason to exist at all, it's based on elementary school detention, which is a very questionable concept.
 * 8) It features scenes that include death and gore in a PG rated film, which is not suitable for children.
 * 9) Anachronism, It is said to take place in 2011, but there a post-2011 things shown.
 * 10) Terrible villains that include a Comanche god that tried to kill the two remaining kids but has literally no name.
 * 11) Mediocre soundtrack that was performed by James Ton and his friends.
 * 12) Terrible comedy.
 * 13) Awful sound and visual effects.
 * 14) Misleading Title:Despite taking place in a detention center, it focuses more on an adventure of the kids trying to get back home, instead of being in a detention center for a long time.
 * 15) Poorly done poster done by James Ton, the character designs are very misleading, and doesn't qualify as a poster.
 * 16) The films also suffers from 15 minutes of useless subplots that only exist just to extend the length of the film. You could literally remove these subplots and the nonexistent plot wouldn't be affected in any way, shape, or form.
 * 17) Laughable dialogue throughout the entire movie.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) The poster is so bad, it's hilarious.

Reception
It received a 0% critical rating on Rotten Tomatoes, an equal 0% audience score, and a 1/10 on IMDb. It is widely considered by critics and audiences alike to one of the worst, if not the worst movie ever made. The budget was only 5 cents, and director James Ton specifically stated he wanted a Razzie, so it's possible this movie could be intentionally bad.