Blog:Journey to Willy Planet (Fake movie (SaltylakeXD))

Journey to Penis Planet (Released as Jouney to Willy World in some territories) is a 2020 horror teen sex comedy film directed by Imogen Bitchensen.

Plot
A bunch of stupid college students discover that there's a place named "Penis Planet". They try to go there in order to restore their damaged reputation.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Constant unfunny gross-out/toilet humour.
 * 2) There's a song named "The Penis Song", where the lyrics are nothing but "penis" said over and over again.
 * 3) It overuses pop culture references that will end up dating the film horribly in a few years.
 * 4) THE FUCKING PAUL BROTHERS ARE IN THIS!!!
 * 5) All of the characters are unlikeable, save for Alana and Zachary.
 * 6) * Benny is a douche who is literally just Logan Paul with a different name.
 * 7) * Lainey is a whiny little bitch who likes to blame all of her problems on everyone else.
 * 8) * Brooke is stupid and bland. She also likes to put down other girls for being "ugly".
 * 9) * Blake is a douche who is just Jake Paul with a different name.
 * 10) * Jackson is a pervert. Enough said!
 * 11) They tried so hard to be R-Rated by inserting swears into every other line, to the point it became annoying.
 * 12) Abysmal special effects. The blood is clearly red corn syrup, the semen is clearly milk, the CGI looks fake, and there's clearly greenscreen in several scenes.
 * 13) Stiff acting.
 * 14) Multiple gross scenes.
 * 15) * THERE'S A SCENE WHERE TWO CHARACTERS RE-ENACT 2 GIRLS 1 CUP!!!!!!
 * 16) * Alana PULLING DOWN HER SHORTS TO SHOW HER VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!
 * 17) * Brooke forcing Alana to EAT HER OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 18) * Benny snorting coke off of Lainey's boobs.
 * 19) * The scene where Jackson and Blake HAVE SEX WITH ALANA'S CORPSE AFTER SHE DIES FROM HER INJURIES!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING NECROPHILIA!!!!!!!!! . In fact, this scene was so disgusting that many people left the theatre after it.
 * 20) It's mean-spirited.
 * 21) * Alana is a Megward The Wizard character, so everyone (except Zachary and a few others) loves to treat her like shit.
 * 22) * Brooke often punches her boyfriend Zachary, even when he's doing nothing wrong!
 * 23) This is one of Bitchensen's worst films.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Alana and Zachary are the only likeable characters.
 * 2) Alana's death scene was touching.
 * 3) The scene where Benny, Lainey, Brooke, Blake, and Jackson all die is hilarious.
 * 4) This movie is better if you consider Zachary the true main protagonist instead of Lainey.

Trivia

 * This film was dropped by 97% of its theatres on its second weekend.