Blog:U Got 45’d: Love Isn’t in the Fucking Air

U Got 45’d: Love Isn’t in the Fucking Air is a 2024 American-British film made for wedding people and it is from a franchise that everyone knows and everyone hates.

Plot
It’s Brazil and Japanese Empire’s wedding, Manchuria, Czechoslovakia, Nationalist China, South Africa, Poland, Philippines and Yugoslavia sets up the wedding while Cuba makes all of the dresses, But Germany wanted to end the wedding.

Why It Isn’t In The Fucking Air

 * 1) Brazil is 17-years-old and Japanese Empire is 16-years-old. How the FUCK can they get married at this age?!
 * 2) *Due to them being teenagers, there are major problems.
 * 3) **If Japanese Empire’s water broke, how would Brazil take her to the hospital immediately when Brazil doesn’t even know how to drive a car?
 * 4) ***How can a 16-year-old get pregnant?
 * 5) **Brazil and Japanese Empire haven’t finished school or went to collage, could they just wait until they are finished?
 * 6) **How would Brazil and Japanese Empire take care of their baby?
 * 7) *Nobody, I mean nobody even realize that Brazil and Japanese Empire are still in school and cannot get married, due to them being teens.
 * 8) 2 hours of the film is just the characters getting ready for the wedding.
 * 9) The Californian voice acting sounds more painful than the British voices, as they sounded like they didn’t wanted to voice the characters of the show.
 * 10) The film wasn't screened in advance for cri- WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAD TO HAPPEND?!
 * 11) Another 2 hours is just Brazil and Japanese Empire having an extreme sex. NO, WE ARE NOT JOKING HERE, TWO HOURS, TWO HOURS OF SEX.
 * 12) A lot of disturbing scenes, such as:
 * 13) *Cuba getting brutally killed for no reason at all.
 * 14) *Brazil putting this penis into Japanese Empire’s vagina extremely hard.
 * 15) Speaking of Cuba, for some reason, she has a crush on a thirty-five-year-old countryball, despite Cuba being fourteen-years-old.