Blog:The Movies I Hate

Animation and live-action. There are some things that both of them have in common. They're made for entertainment. Most of these stuff such as Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Looney Tunes: Back in Action, and Despicable Me are great in my opinion. But some of these live-action or animated movies have failed in the most stupidest way ever. Let's check out some of these.

#10: Minions
Who the HECK even thought of this? Don't get me wrong, I liked the Minions in the first two Despicable Me films, but they were meh in the third movie including with their old fashioned stupid Illumination butt jokes. But why would you make a movie about them? They've done nothing but serve Gru to stuff and this? Basically, Illumination wanted to get Mr Krab's money in their piggy bank by making this. I appreciate Jon Hamm, Sandra Bullock, and the others' acting in this film including one of the film's directors Pierre Coffin (who voiced Kevin, Bob, Stuart, and the rest of the Minions), but this wasn't really my movie.

These Minions don't even talk…well besides them saying gibberish stuff, but I didn't really like it. I rank it an 4/10.

#9: Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas
Thankfully, the director of this film would later go on to direct Curious George, but this film is trash. Your gonna probably push me off of an cliff because of my opinion, but I'm with PhantomStrider. The movie's animation was terrible! The first film's animation was better because it used 2D animation, which 2D always makes Mickey look fine. But nope. Even though I liked Mickey Mouse Clubhouse's animation mainly because I watched it many times as a kid, I'd rather prefer NOT to watch this. I'd give it 2/10.

#8: Fred The Movie
I wonder how Lucas Cruikshank is doing now. I know he regrets making this film deep down inside his mind. He's one of my favorite YouTubers, but this movie sucks. Fred The Movie, an embarrassingly embarrassment that was on the verge of ruining Lucas' career which spawned TWO SEQUELS AND A TELEVISION SERIES ON NICKELODEON. The three sequels were directed by three different people. Now let's explain why I hate this. Fred is like an screaming yoga bancheee earraping double tuxedo goat little annoying Chloe Carmichael. His screams gets on your nerves. Sure he was like this in the web series but there's this stupid line he always says which is so stupid and it's called "Oh my gammit!", which sounds awfully close to dammit if kids try to pronounce it.

There's also an disgusting idiotic scene where Fred throws up on his soon-to-be-later-and-then-former girlfriend Judy. Seriously, this would've been okay if it was a 10 minute short film released on theaters and THEN on YouTube. Yeah, it would've been fine. But no, it doesn't just work as a television film! I would've expected better from the TV channel that created SpongeBob and Rugrats. I still like Nickelodeon though, even with their stupid, trashy, and worthless sitcoms. Just…give it an 0.7/10.

#7: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
See, what I hate about most animated movies is that some of them are very stupidly lazily made including the infamous Norm of the North, which I will be including on this list soon. But before that, let's talk about the Garbage Pail Kids Movie. There are alot of reasons why I hate this film. The CGI is terrible, the story is mediocre, and the acting…I don't really know about the acting, it's just that I have no words for it. Really. See, even the Mike Myers' Cat in the Hat costume was better then the Garbage Pail Kids' CGI. 1.4/10.

#6: The Boss Baby
It's sad that Tom McGrath can go from directing Megamind, to directing the Madagascar trioligy, and then directing this. He's an good film director though, let's just talk about this. The Boss Baby is an 2017 American animated comedy film which stars Alex Baldwin as the title character, or known as Theodore Lindsey Templeton. Let's talk about the story. The story…well, it's not the kind of the story you would expect. It's weird and stupid. It's about a young boy named Tim "Timothy" Templeton who teams up with his new talking bossy baby brother to stop a dog company from destroying Baby Corp, a place he works at. It's so stupidly stupid that nobody would even bother to watch this.

Though the animation is good, it can sometimes be bright for me, just like the 2018 Grinch film. The acting is good, especially from Jimmy Kimmel, Alec Baldwin, Steve Buscemi, Lisa Kudrow, and Miles Bakhasi (son of Gina Shay). I'd say, the film was average to me. I'll give it an 5/10.

#5: The Cat in the Hat
Now this is the definition of plain, boring, idiotic, stupid, lazy, dumb, worthless, and annoying of an live-action film. Thanks to Bo Welch, Dr. Seuss (the man and the legend who created the book of the same name and many others) is rollin' in his grave. This isn't the first time an Dr. Seuss live-action film, was made. Yeah, three years before this movie existed, Ron Howard created an How the Grinch Stole Christmas film starring Jim Carrey as the Grinch. Even though I didn't like the movie, Jim Carrey hilariously made me laugh in there.

Enough talking about Dr. Seuss films. There are many reasons to hate this film. Poor acting especially from Spencer Breslin and Dakota Fanning, product placement of Universal Studios' theme park (only once), poor direction from Bo Welch, unfaithfulness to the original book, a scene where the Cat almost said a the B word, and the Cat and Thing One and Two's costume designs, which is DEFINITELY sure to give you nightmares for a week. Or maybe a month. Or maybe an year. Or maybe a decade. Or maybe even for centuries!

Originally, there was an sequel in development which would've starred Mike Myers reprising his role as the Cat with the plot same as the book. But due to the box office disappointment and negative reception, Dr. Seuss' wife Audrey Giesel had banned all live-action films of her husband's work. Thankfully, Audrey made the correct choice. Mike Myers and Alec Baldwin even regretted starring in this film. Thankfully, Austin Powers and Shrek fans were able to still support Mike with other fans of Alec's films also supporting him. I give this movie an hard slap as 0.17/10.

#4: Norm of the North
Splash Entertainment is just at their worst. Why do they even have "entertainment" in their name. Their name should be "Splash Poopy Animation". We have Norm of the North starring Rob "the racial sensitivity" Schneider starring as the title character Norm. It's way worse than the Cat in the Hat and we all know why. The animation is so dumb, way more dumber than the Garbage Pail Kids Movie. Nostalgia Critic, 24 Frames of Nick, AniMat, The Black Critic Guy, and the other people who reviewed this are right. There was absolutely no reason for this to exist.

Most not importantly, there are so much scenes of toilet humor, such as a scene where Norm's sidekick friends The Lemmings pee in a fish tank. No kidding, this is in an actual kids movie. There are also several numerous plot holes where Olympia (an smart typical stereotype girl) wants her mother Vera to be terrible at her job so she can hang out with her, Norm screaming "NOOOOOO!!!" when he and the Lemmings arrive to New York City which was the whole entire objective, and Vera not knowing that Norm is the polar bear that almost attacked her in the arctic when the ice cracked apart.

Now we are gonna see some of my top #3 most despised movies. Hang on to your brain, cuz this is gonna get cringe.

#3: Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
Yeah, I had fun reading the Long Haul book. But this movie just…destroys it all. The Long Haul has the same plot of three of the Wimpy Kid books and tries so hard to be hip and KEWL for kids but it massively fails to do this kind of stuff. Very, very, poor acting. And let's talk about the worst thing of all: the cast. They look nothing like their "first three Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies" counterparts. Jason Drucker as Greg Heffley makes Greg look like a 5 year old.

Rodrick's casting in here is just the worst casting choice of all time. Devon Bostick wasn't the actor of Rodrick. He IS Rodrick. Mr Bostick poured his heart and soul into becoming Rodrick in the Wimoy Kid movies, but just had to get replaced. Charlie Wright is Rodrick Heffley. And…oh my god, this is easily so dumb. Rodrick doesn't look like Devon Bostick, he looks a Chinese lady or a character from an Beavis and Butthead episode. Dog Days ended the Wimpy Kid trilogy on a high note and just had to be ruined by this film. So yeah, Jason Drucker and Charlie Wright have very poor acting.

But Zachary Gordon and Devon Bostick had the most perfect acting that a Wimpy Kid film could EVER had. Several scenes where the camera constantly zooms into Greg's face just to make the scene more dramatic. It's just like the camera was drunk during the film and it also feels like we're gonna eat into Greg's face. Several plotholes and poor direction from David Bowers.

If your planning to watch all of the Wimpy Kid films including this abomination, than I recommend you to not watch this. Please. Just for your own safety. 1.11/10.

#2: The Emoji Movie
Of course you shoulda know this would be on this list. What would you expect? Emoji Movie is the most despised despicable films of all times. WAY TOO MUCH PRODUCT PLACEMENT and stupid direction from Tony Leondis.