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Art's Animations: The Christmas Calendar (Fake) (Blog Post)
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"What the hell? Didn't they even listen to my message about making films out of my channel without permission? This has got to be the worst Christmas movies I have even seen. The characters' still don't even act like how they where in my channel, and worse, they act even worse than the first film. More filler, more cliché story and more terrible dialogue. While the background music is decent, the soundtrack is terrible. Why wouldn't Warner Bros. listen to my message…"

- Art's Animations (Artyom Sayevets)

"What. The. Fuck. Another Art's Animations movie? I mean, it is even worse the than last one! None of the characters are likable, terrible scenes and the writing… it is so awful! It feels like some 4-year-old was writing this entire film! The film itself is really hard to watch in theaters, it literally takes 25 days to finish it. Geez, I am never watching this abomination again…"

- TBA

Art's Animations: The Christmas Calendar (also titled Art's Animations: The Christmas Calendar: The Movie or Art's Animations: The Movie 2) is an 2024 American-Russian-Canadian sequel film to the infamous Art's Animations: The Movie. The film was directed by a furry, a countryhumans fan and an edgy 12-year-old, produced by an anime person and was written by a 9-year-old and some 4-year-old. The film was produced (what again?) by Boulder Media and Warner Bros. Animation then was distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures. It was released on November 6, 2024 on HBO Max as an early release and slapped into theaters on December 24, 2024.

Plot (W.I.P)
The film takes place after the group's trip to New York failed. The group those a lot of randomness and drama in the house right until South Korea has a plan to go for a road trip.

Every member of the group think it was a awful idea, but South Korea wants to go.

Why There Should Be No Christmas In Art's Animations
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) Misleading title, false advertising and executive meddling: The film was nothing to do with the Christmas Calendar or Christmas whatsoever; The film barely mentions the word Christmas or even has anything Christmas related, instead, the film takes place after the crew goes to New York City, then does into some drama, go on a road trip, have a thanksgiving, do Halloween and later realizes it was midnight and was December the 1st. While it isn't bad, it is just disappointing, considering that fans where excited for the sequel do have better storyline, characters having their original counterparts and development and making the film last 102 minutes.
 * 2) *The posters are 99.9% false; The first poster had South Korea and Poland with Christmas hats, the second poster has the characters in Germany for Christmas and the third poster shows the characters giving presents to each other, but all of these never happen at all. This was because the 9-year-old and the 4-year-old barely knew what they're doing while writing the film.
 * 3) **The only reason why the posters are false because after the film was actually complete in October 2024 they have forgot to change the posters of the film, which will most likely trick people into thinking it is a Christmas film.
 * 4) **The first poster also shows Colorado (he was originally going to be one of the main protagonists), but in the actual film, he only gets 2,490 minutes on screen.
 * 5) *And finally, the executive meddling. Speaking of Christmas, the film was originally going to be an actual Christmas holiday film!; The film was going to involve Belarus and the crew getting ready for Christmas, then suddenly the whether promises worse for Christmas Day. South Korea is the only one to stay at night, trying to think of a nice Christmas holiday and looks at the Christmas Calendar. At Christmas, the crew is having a Christmas party while Belarus is gone, then the weather gets even worse, the crew tries to find Belarus, but it turns out that he is gone. South Korea got worried, so she saves him before it is too late. South Korea founds him and the crew start delivering presents. South Korea later becomes a detective and sang a nice Christmas song. Yes, that was going the be the plot of the film, but the 9-year-old and the 4-year-old came in and forces the directors, producers and the writer to change the story, when they didn't have the rights to. This caused the film to be done all over again, but with the 9-year-old and the 4-year old's writing, caused the film to get delayed until 2024 and also caused the original trailer deleted of YouTube. Which is just very disappointing, if all of this shouldn't have happened, then the film would have been a great sequel!
 * 6) The film cannot even decided whether it is a drama film, a thanksgiving film or a Halloween film. Due to the ridiculously long runtime, the film changes the plot over and over.
 * 7) *80 hours of the film is just the Art's Animations characters arguing, making meetings, going to a road trip and having a camp.
 * 8) *230 hours of the film is just the Art's Animations characters having a thanksgiving party and watching movies.
 * 9) *And finally, the rest of the film (300 hours) is just the Art's Animations and characters from different franchises having a Halloween party and doing many randomness.
 * 10) Despite being a Christmas film, as mentioned earlier, it has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas at all. It can be seen as a rip off to Julkalendern: The Movie, United Kingdom: The Movie, Average Thanksgiving Life, Fun Size and Alone for Halloween: A Spooky Evening with a bit of U Got 45'd: The Movie, Cuties, South Park, mh:besttvshows:Happy Tree Friends and Countryballs: Royalty of Autumn thrown into it.
 * 11) Addressing the Polandball out of the room: The storyline is even more cliché and loosely-written than the first film! The fact that the film is not only written by a 9-year-old, but a 4-year-old as well, and yes, they still haven't done any research on the characters at all. This causes the film to have way more filler scenes, many plot holes and hilariously bad dialogues.
 * 12) *As mentioned earlier, because the film was also written by a 4-year-old, the flanderized characters from the first film, of course, will get even more flanderized, some getting gender swapped, and thrown in different characters.
 * 13) *I'm sorry to say this again, but the 9-year-old and the 4-year-old barely knew that the film was a Christmas film, so they ended up making the film really random and unoriginal.
 * 14) As mentioned in WTSBNCIAA#4, the characters' flanderizations are taken up way too the extreme than the first film and yes, all of them are flanderized, as many of them don't even act their original counterparts again! The 9-year-old haven't remembered most of their flanderized counterparts and the 4-year-old barely knew anything about Art's Animations. So they had to change their personalities in a terrible way:
 * 15) Belarus, the "main" protagonist, is now a generic curious Countryball and a absolute pedophile who likes to go on Rule 34 and PornHub in his spare time. He is also a Gray Stu sometimes, who acts perfect. Which is really upsetting, considering that he would never do anything like this on the original Art's Animations channel, as he would act friendly who would do his job and not become a pedophile.
 * 16) Belarus was seen leaking a child's nude and sending it to social media.
 * 17) Belarus goes out, takes a picture of a 13-year-old being naked and sending it.
 * 18) South Korea is now a drama queen and a Cookie Run hater, but this time, she takes her hatred on it too far. As she will make rants on it back and forth. Not to mention she is now a cringe-worthy TikTok fangirl.
 * 19) Ireland became really obsessed with beer, yes, more than he was in the the series, Starch Brotherhood: The Movie and the first film. He is also obsessed with explicit songs, but this time, it goes too far.
 * 20) Estonia sadly didn't even become likable in this film, he is now a punching bag who is unlikable and a "fuckboy".
 * 21) Colorado is now a toxic Happy Tree Friends fanboy who lashes everyone's opinions on it. He also remains his weird Nicole Watterson fanboyism.
 * 22) Latvia now likes The Emoji Movie and Norm of the North and he watches those films every time.
 * 23) Poland became a member of the Teen Titans Go! fanbase that likes to lash everyone's opinions, especially the hatedom of the show, to the point where he makes 10 videos where he tells people to start liking the show.
 * 24) Japan is now a K-pop hater and a cringe-worthy YouTuber who hates nothing but weird TikTok compilations of South Korea, so she should get views.
 * 25) The United Kingdom became very obsessed with Family Guy to the point where he won't stop watching it.
 * 26) Canada became a toxic The Goonie Show fangirl who hates SuperMarioLogan, just because she think it is a rip off to it.
 * 27) The Netherlands is now a Instagram fanboy who makes images of him smoking cigarettes.
 * 28) The film even introduces the characters who had been forgotten in the film, and they are also flanderized.
 * 29) The United States is now a toxic SuperMarioLogan fanboy who hates The Goonie Show.
 * 30) Russia is now a member of the American Dad! fandom.
 * 31) Ukraine now hates Roblox and his hatred to it is too far.
 * 32) Panama is now a FANDOM hater just because it is a "rip off" to Miraheze.
 * 33) Like the first film, there are characters from different franchises and characters from CountryHumans. Which they have nothing to do with Art's Animations whatsoever. And yes, they are only here for filler. Examples include:
 * 34) *Every single character from Countryballs: Royalty of Autumn are in this film, and they are flanderized:
 * 35) **Frankreich Elisabeth is now a spring lover, despite being royalty of autumn.
 * 36) **Italien Marilyn became very addicted to Facebook.
 * 37) **Spanien Maribel is a terrible parent to her daughters and sons, to the point where she would even argue with them for over 5 hours!
 * 38) *Patrick Star is now a Polandball fanboy.
 * 39) As mention earlier, there is way, way too much filler than the first film, and all of them have nothing to do with the film.
 * 40) The beginning of the movie starts with Ireland doing the WAP, in a movie that is rated PG! Not to mention it was at the beginning of the film!
 * 41) South Korea and Ireland arguing over an explicit song but stops later on. But they did it again and Belarus joined in.
 * 42) Ireland and South Korea having a battle because South Korea was hit by a belt from Ireland, and it goes on for 2 hours until they realized the whole group is watching them.
 * 43) Belarus, Ireland, Poland, Germany and Russia making pizza.
 * 44) South Korea going out to the store and buys the new iPhone without Belarus' permission.
 * 45) Czechia blowing up WildWorks for no reason.
 * 46) Germany and France attempting to throw Ireland off a cliff.
 * 47) Everyone watching television for no reason.

Redeeming Qualities
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * 1) As usual, the voice acting is great and nice to listen to.
 * 2) *South Korea somehow sounds better than she was in the first film, thanks to Jenna Warren voicing her, like in Starch Brotherhood: The Series.
 * 3) *Japan now sounds sticky cute.

Transcript (W.I.P)
[A bunch of logos] [Warner Bros. Pictures] [Boulder Media] Art's Animations: The Christmas Calendar

(Ireland dances to W.A.P at the balcony for 40 seconds) (South Korea opens the door) South Korea: Wait, what the… (South Korea walks over and turns off the song) (Ireland stops) Ireland: What the hell, South Korea? I was dancing to my song! South Korea: How many times do I have to fucking tell you? That song is explicit and you shouldn't be dancing to it- Ireland: Ugh. I can do what ever I fucking want. You are not the boss of this house, now could you- South Korea: No. I'am not leaving until you STOP YOUR OBSESSION WITH IT! Ireland: I WON'T STOP MY OBSESSION WITH THIS SONG, NOW YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE THE FUCK ALONE! South Korea: DON'T TELL ME TO LEAVE, YOU LEAVE! Ireland: NO! YOU FUCKING INTERRUPTED ME WHILE I WAS DANCING! South Korea: JUST KILL YOURSELF! (Ireland and South Korea arguing while Russia comes up after hearing the noises) (Russia opens the door hardly) Russia: SHUT UP! South Korea: OH YEAH, YOU WANNA HAVE A FUCKING FIGHT?! Russia: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP! South Korea and Ireland (gasps) Russia: We are trying to have a talk upstairs but you two were raising your voices! What is going on here? Also, did I hear the W.A.P song? Ireland: No. You didn't even hear it. It is just us arguing about something… South Korea: LIES, LIES, LIES! Also, You did hear it and it was from Ireland! Ireland: WHAT?!?! OH YOU WANNA FIGHT AGAIN?! South Korea: UH! NO! Russia: Okay, just stop already. We need more explanation what is going on here, now. South Korea: (gasps) Oh, why to I have to explain… Ireland: (whispers) Just do it. South Korea: Fine! So, while I was going to the balcony to set up something, I saw Ireland doing the W.A.P. So I turn it off and he starts arguing with me. Russia: And why is that, South Korea? South Korea: I turned it off because the song was explicit… Ireland: No it's not. South Korea: Yes it is explicit. Now stop arguing with me. Ireland: Ugh (Walks away). Russia: So that's why there's a fight… what a stupid reason to fight! You two to ignore and move on! Are you dumb?!?!?! South Korea: Okay, okay, okay… I know, we should ignore, but Ireland started it, cause of his obsession with explicit songs. Russia: Well, that makes sense, but don't do it again, okay? South Korea: Understood.

(Ireland drinking beer at the kitchen while Belarus watches television)

Ireland: *In drunk voice* Ugh… Belarus: What's wrong, Ireland? You sound bored… did something happened? (South Korea going downstairs) Ireland: Um… yes…? I was dancing to the WAP, but South Korea interrupted me… South Korea: I HEARD THAT! Belarus: When what happened next, Ireland? Also, hi, South Korea. Ireland: Then we started a fight… South Korea: Well, you started it. If you never did it, then we wouldn't be shouted at by Russia. Ireland: You interrupted me and turned it off! South Korea: BECAUSE IT WAS EXPLICIT! Ireland: THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE IGNORED IT! South Korea: NO! Belarus: STOP! South Korea: What do you mean stop? I can just argue all day! Belarus: Just stop already! Just move on okay! South Korea: No. Ireland: Okay… I need to go now, bye! South Korea: Hey you! Come back here! We are not over yet. Ireland: What do you mean? You are arguing with Belarus now so I don't have to be here anymore! South Korea: Well, you are still involved in this! Belarus: South Korea and Ireland, shut you fucking mouths already and move on! South Korea and Ireland: No! Belarus: Yes! You need to fucking move on already! This fight is over! (Belarus, South Korea and Ireland fighting) Poland: Can you guys (shouts) SHUT UP ALREADY?!?! Belarus: Oh yeah? How would you feel if someone turns off your iPhone while you do your cringe-worthy TikToks? South Korea: (gasps) CRINGE-WORHTY?!?!?! '''MY TIKTOKS ARE NOT CRINGE-WORTHY! I WORKED HARD ON THEM!!!''' Ireland: I can finally leave now. This is getting horrendous… as least I am not in- South Korea: YOU ARE STILL INVOLVED IN THIS BS, IRELAND! Ireland: NO I'M NOT ANYMORE! Belarus: YES YOU ARE! Ireland: DON'T START WITH THIS AGAIN! South Korea: Anyways, YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING PAY FOR THIS, BELARUS! (South Korea, Belarus and Ireland starts drama) (Poland gets more angry) (Poland takes a deep breath and shouts…) Poland: CAN YOU THREE SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS ALREADY?!?! Belarus, Ireland and South Korea: (gasps) Poland: I am having enough with your bullshit! This has been going on ever since the morning! South Korea: Well, Ireland started it then Belarus joins in for no reason! (Ireland gets angry) Belarus: What? No, I was telling you two to stop! South Korea: But Ireland started it! Ireland: (hits South Korea with a belt) NO I DID NOT!!! (South Korea and Ireland starts fighting) Poland: BATTLE! Belarus: What? We are supposed to fix this up! Poland: Ireland vs South Korea! Belarus: Oh no, please, not this again. Poland: You lose, you ignore!

Reception
Art's Animations: The Christmas Calendar received a mixed-to-negative reviews from critics but was panned by audiences and was lambasted by fans of Art's Animations, with a 2% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.

Many fans despises this film, more than the first film. Many where also disappointed of how the storyline was changed and how the characters flanderizations were taken to far. Some even made hate art of the flanderized characters.

Because of how controversial the film was, it even started another protest around Russia and Europe, causing the film to get banned on certain countries.

The film currently holds a 2.1/10 on IMDb and a 17 out of 100 on Metacritic.

Box Office (W.I.P)
Despite its negative reception, the box office did really well.

AA:TCC Protest
30 days after the film was released, more than 60,000 people joined protest in Moscow, Russia. People hanged up signs, saying "Save Art's Animations!", "Fuck Warner Bros!", "No More Art's Animations: The Christmas Calendar!".

4 days after the protest in Russia, other European countries, such as Estonia, Sweden, France, The United Kingdom, Spain, Germany, Belgium, Poland, Belarus and Italy. With over 20,583,589 million joining the protest.

After the protest ended in April 2025, Warner Bros. got sued for $13,000 for making two films without the creator's permission, or even using the creator of Arts Animations as the director.

Trivia
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
 * The film was not only banned in Russia, but the franchise of Art's Animations (Warner Bros.) was banned in Russia, due to its nudity from the characters from different franchises.
 * For some reason, Starch Brotherhood: The Series, as well as its films aren't banned there, despite being a part of Art's Animations.
 * Some scenes were either censored of cut from different countries.
 * In Canada, many of the nudity scenes are censored.
 * In France, the sex scenes are censored of cut.
 * In Japan, many of the sex scenes are all cut in the theatrical release.

Soundtrack of the Film (W.I.P)

 * 1) Right In the Club - South Korea
 * 2) All I Want is a Peaceful Group - Canada, The United States, Belarus and Panama
 * 3) Tea Time - The United Kingdom
 * 4) F*** Me, Poland - Germany
 * 5) Road Trip Ahead - South Korea
 * 6) Good Morning, Countryville - Belarus

Home for Christmas! (Fake Movie (Kumiho))
Home for Christmas! (Also named Art's Animations: Home for Christmas!) is a 2025 American-Russian "family" comedy adventure animated film. It was directed by a furry, an edgy 12-year-old and a Countryhuman fan, produced by an Anime person and written by a 9-year-old. The film was distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures and premiered on HBO Max on November 10, 2025 and theaters on December 8, 2025.

Plot
South Korea comes home for Christmas, TBA!1!1

Why It Wasn't Home for Christmas

 * 1) The film is a rehash to Julkalendern: The Movie, Art's Animations: The Christmas Calendar (A sequel to Art's Animations: The Movie; despite being a thanksgiving film), TBA.
 * 2) The poster is just a screenshot of the Art's Animations characters standing or sitting feeling happy about Christmas, hell it doesn't even have the title of the movie!

Redeeming Qualities
UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Reception
UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Trivia
UNDER CONSTRUCTION

U Got 45'd: Crazy Vacation: A Very Crazy Vacation: The Crazy Vacation: The Very Crazy Vacation Movie: The Movie (Fake)
WE ARE NOT TYPING THIS LONG TITLE is a eggsrollslovakian-British film made in 2071 but in reality, it is made in 485859403020294959493939330.

Plot
After 5849 years, Brazil finally gets a girlfriend named the Japanese Empire. And all of the crew finally goes for a vacation for 14,488,000 minutes.

Why It's A Crazy Vacation

 * 1) The title: DO WE EVEN HAVE TO FUCKNG EXPLAIN HOW LONG IT IS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 * 2) *Like the the fourth film, it takes up the whole dvd cover and the poster that you can barely see the characters at all.
 * 3) *The title also makes no sense, is it Crazy Vacation: A Very Crazy Vacation: The Crazy Vacation: The Very Crazy Vacation Movie and it was merge into one title and the word “The Movie” is added on it, which is why the title is long. We only need Crazy Vacation, not all of this!
 * 4) *The poster without the long title is poorly-drawn.
 * 5) All of the characters suck, but I am not explaining them since you already know by now.
 * 6) It wasn't screened in advance for- hi i am a rock, i love watching countryballs and I like arts animations i love watching porn and u got 45’d movies need to stop making their films not screened for-
 * 7) Bad voice acting.
 * 8) the animation is still bad. EVEN AFTER 48 YEARS!!
 * 9) The film's length is WAY TOO LONG. As it lasts for 14,488,000 MINUTES!!! In hours, the movie lasts 241,466 hours and in days, the movie lasts 10,061 days! As a result, the film will take  27 YEARS   TO FINISH THIS FILM! HOW?!?!
 * 10) *Because of how extremely long it was, nobody, I mean NOBODY was able to complete this film.