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WowNow Entertainment (also known as Dream Machine Animation, Toe Jamz and Brainy Pants) is an entertainment company that is notorious for producing low-budget movies in a similar way as The Asylum, Vídeo Brinquedo and Dingo Pictures.

Notable Work

 * Kung Fu Masters
 * Kung Fu Battle Of The Zodiac
 * Kung Fu Bunny
 * Kung Fu Dog
 * Kung Fu Dragon
 * Kung Fu Monkey
 * Kung Fu Rooster
 * Bad Grandmas
 * Fishtales
 * Bigfoot
 * Jumbo
 * Easter Land
 * Easter Sing
 * Down on the Farm
 * The Funny World of Pets
 * A Frozen Christmas Carol
 * Zoo Wars
 * Penguin Rescue
 * Penguin Land
 * Bugged
 * Imagination Land
 * Pondemonium
 * Space Explorers
 * Jurassic Bark
 * The Salted Egg
 * Beartales: The Adventure of Sammy Jay
 * Bee Team
 * Amazing Aliens
 * Groundhog Dave
 * Pixy Dragons
 * The Zooverse
 * Haunted Transylvania
 * The Lion Kid
 * Trolled
 * Him
 * Space Guardians
 * Space Babies
 * Toys Sing-A-Long
 * Zoo Squad
 * Zoo Wars

Why Their Films Suck

 * 1) As expected, most of their films are mockbusters with the names being way too similar. For example:
 * 2) *Jumbo is a rip-off to Disney's Dumbo while being a cash in to the 2019 live-action remake.
 * 3) *The Funny World of Pets is a rip-off of Illumination's The Secret Life of Pets.
 * 4) *Haunted Transylvania is a rip-off of the Hotel Transylvania franchise.
 * 5) On that topic, some of their films' logos, posters and covers rip off other movies, such as Crazy Birds which stole the font and style from Ice Age. Proof!
 * 6) Generic, bland and mediocre titles in most of their films. Some even steal titles from other movies (even if they're a parody). The title of Zoo Wars 2: Into the Zooverse is a rip-off of that of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.
 * 7) Very ugly and horrible animation for their animated films which makes it look like something out of a PlayStation 2 game. To make matters worse, they literally use Unreal Engine for the animation in some of their movies.
 * 8) Little-to-no plots.
 * 9) Laughably bad voice acting.
 * 10) Overuse and reuse of stock photos, backgrounds, assets, and models in most of their films. Many of them are also unoriginal with some of them like the alien creatures looking too similar to the Minions from Despicable Me.
 * 11) Some of their "movies" don't even qualify as films. For example, both Haunted Transylvania 2 and Easter Sing have the characters dance in the entire films.
 * 12) Quantity-over-Quality: They have a really awful track record on their "franchises". Examples include:
 * 13) *7 "Kung Fu" movies. Yes, there's 7 movies!
 * 14) *Some of their sequels reuse footage from the first movies, like Space Guardians 2 for example which is just a rehash of the first movie.
 * 15) *Overuse of Christmas movies.
 * 16) *Fish Tales 2 and 3 have no connection to the first Fishtales.
 * 17) Poor lip-syncing.
 * 18) This one of their films. No words to describe how awful it is.
 * 19) They make poor English dubs of obscure foreign media, such as Pondemonium and The Salted Egg which are apparently episodes of those shows all put in one movie.
 * 20) Lazy writing and dialogue.
 * 21) Painfully, unfunny humor.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Most of their films can be good ironically.