Blog:Inanimate Insanity: Fuckin' Potatoes Man (Fake movie collab (SaltylakeXD))

'''NOTE: I don't hate Inanimate Insanity or BFDI. This is based off of some April Fools joke I made in 2019. If you don't watch Inanimate Insanity or BFDI, then you might not understand this. Anyways, you can edit this page, add your own "Why It Sucks" reasons, etc. However, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT VANDALIZE IT.'''

Inanimate Insanity: Fuckin' Potatoes Man is a 2022 adult animated action adventure black comedy film directed by a fired porn set janitor. It is based on, and is a crossover of the 2011 web series Inanimate Insanity and the 2010 web series Battle For Dream Island. It premiered at ObjectCon 2022.

Why It Sucks
(W.I.P)
 * 1) It wasn't screened in advance for critics... EVERYBODY FUCKING KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
 * 2) The animation fucking sucks. It looks better than the animation in Inanimate Insanity's earlier episodes, but is still awful.
 * 3) The poster is awful. It's just a bunch of screenshots of Inanimate Insanity characters making weird faces put together with the title on it.
 * 4) The infamous threesome sex scene between Match, Paintbrush, and Lightbulb.
 * 5) It runs for 169 minutes (almost 3 hours!!!!!!!!). This speaks for itself.
 * 6) There's a scene where Steve Cobs kidnaps Balloon, Nickel, Baseball, OJ, Marshmallow, Salt, Lightbulb, Suitcase, Match, Leafy, Coiny, Pen, Eraser, Blocky, Snowball, Ice Cube, Firey, and Pin, and then forces them to watch all episodes of Object Terror. After the movie skips to the end of Object Terror, they all look disgusted and scarred for life.
 * 7) Barely any of the jokes are funny.
 * 8) This movie contains so much pop culture references that will date it horribly. SOME OF THEM WERE ALREADY DATED BY THE TIME THE FILM CAME OUT!!!
 * 9) Everybody has rocket launchers for some reason.
 * 10) Everyone who acted in the film hated it. Adam Katz and the Huang twins disowned this film and confirmed it was not canon.
 * 11) It tries too hard to be edgy.
 * 12) It was released on Inanimate Insanity's 11th anniversary, which is very insulting!!!
 * 13) False advertising: It only has "Inanimate Insanity" in the title, which makes the viewer think it's only going to be an Inanimate Insanity film. However, it's actually a crossover between BFDI and Inanimate Insanity.
 * 14) *Fun fact: This film is known in Chile, Uruguay, Mexico, and several other Spanish-speaking countries as "Esta no es una película de locura inanimada en absoluto", which translates to, "This is not an Inanimate Insanity film at all", which is actually true, because this film is a BFDI and Inanimate Insanity crossover.
 * 15) A pointless filler scene where Coiny and Suitcase start singing "Come Fly With Us" from Total Drama World Tour out of nowhere and then suddenly stop 20 seconds in to the song. You could take that scene out and nothing would change.
 * 16) Oh Dear Fuckin Fuck the Ending, Basically After Sacrifing Eggy While She Ws Nude By Removing Her Brain & Heart So People Can Fuck Her, JackNJellify, XXSeph MySpaceXx, Charles0304, Malu1415, Albert Mation, David Failburg, YOYLECAKE Micheal, AnimationEpic (W.I.P) Kills Dicky, Vagina-y, Vulva-y, Penisy, Ballsy (Cause He's Ballsy), Clity, Butty, Assy, Anusy, ButtyCheeky And AssyCheeky Which Is Distrurbing To Look, After They Killed Dicky, Vagina-y, Vulva-y, Penisy, Ballsy (Cause He's Ballsy As Mentioned Before), Clity, Butty, Assy, Anusy, ButtyCheeky And AssyCheeky They FUCKING EAT THEM, WHOWOULDOFTHOUGHT?!?!!?!?!??!
 * 17) This movie is filled to the brim with outdated memes and MLG references, such as 360 no-scope, Illuminati, Steamed Hams, etc. At one point, MePhone4 yelled out "MOM, GET THE CAMERA!" after he no-scopes a hater of Inanimate Insanity in the film.
 * 18) MePhone4 masturbates in front of his own contestants. We kid you not.
 * 19) * In that same scene, Lightbulb flashes her breasts. We're not kidding about that either.

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