Blog:The Anime Movie (fake movie collab)

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The Anime Movie is a 2024 collab Japanese movie, which got made by Sanrio, Aija-Do and Mushi Production heirs. It has a 115-minute runtime.

Plot
Hello Kitty, Kimba the White Lion, Moomin, Kakushi Gotou, Retsuko, Hokuto, Yumeko, and Sailor Moon accidentally meet after dropping to Tokyo in real life from different portals and go on an adventure so they can find the Onigiri Stone, which can cure the universe and get them to their universes.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It was actually screened for critics, but with some scenes cut due getting scared of honesty.
 * 2) It makes the same mistakes that an already bad movie did, especially copying elements from The Smurfs.
 * 3) It does not show more important Sanrio characters (originally it was going to feature Keroppi, but last minute he got replaced by Retsuko)
 * 4) It obviously contains TONS of product placement, especially for Nintendo.
 * 5) Way too much filler.
 * 6) * Sailor Moon falling in love.
 * 7) * Retsuko dancing to TONES AND I - DANCE MONKEY.
 * 8) * Hello Kitty attempting to make hashbrowns.
 * 9) The characters who appeared on the movie went through obvious flanderization.
 * 10) * Hello Kitty is even worse than in the previous movie.
 * 11) * Kimba is a crybaby who gives up anytime something goes not following his way.
 * 12) * Moomin is over-optimistic.
 * 13) * Kakushi is now extremely cynical for no reason.
 * 14) ** The same thing happened to Hokuto.
 * 15) * Retsuko is now a fury volcano girl who gets pissed with littlest stuff.
 * 16) * Yumeko is mostly portrayed as a Californian stereotype.
 * 17) * Sailor Moon acts way too modern and trendy. She is also obsessed with doing cringeworthy Tiktok dances, as well as Internet challenges.
 * 18) Cheesy attempts on humor.
 * 19) * It even has some inappropriate humor in a PG-rated movie. Thankfully, it got censored in international airings.
 * 20) Unfunny puns.
 * 21) Other popular anime characters, such as Izuku Midoriya from My Hero Academia, Luffy from One Piece, Naruto from the show from the same name respectively, Goku from the Dragon Ball franchise, and even Jojo from Jojo's Bizarre adventure are seen as minor, non-speaking cameos or are simply absent or aren't mentioned once in the movie, which disappointed a lot of fans from their shows, while it is understandable since not all anime characters have to be in the movie, but can't they at least be MENTIONED in one scene of the movie for crying out loud???
 * 22) The film can't decide which is the real villain fom the movie.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The ending was really heartwarming.
 * 2) Some funny moments, like Sailor Moon falling in love with a random guy while "Dragostea din tei" playing in background.
 * 3) Retsuko's depression face became a meme that quickly got popular all over Asia and Europe as well, especially the Wyszehrad Group (Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic and Slovakia).
 * 4) Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Komi-san, and Saitama (despite them being pointless since they all only appear in one scene and are never seen again) are likeable and tolerable characters.

Reception
It gained mixed reviews. It holds a 25% score on Rotten Tomatoes with a 46% audience score and 5.9/10 on IMDb.

Special Thanks
Thanks to JigglypuffGuy04 for this blog i was happy to make a non-sequel non-spinoff second movie..