Blog:Modern Rock

Y it Sux
How do I use this computer again, I’m having memory loss due to my age and wait what was I typing oh yes You goddamn millennials are gunna be like “ok boomer” in the comments aren’t you? Just remember that I at least hide the fact that I like to sleep with teenage boys, you guys don’t and actually do it
 * 1) Theyre hairs are ugley
 * 2) They youse drugs
 * 3) *old artists like Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, or Keith Moon never did that
 * 4) They do sex
 * 5) *All these artists come from sex as well
 * 6) I'm in a state where I’m pretending im not gay and that I still love my wife, these guys don’t help
 * 7) its not from my youth
 * 8) As a boomer myself, I’ve gone bald, so I’m pissed at these guys for having long hair
 * 9) There songs sound like shit
 * 10) Movies are made from them