Blog:Paprika: The Movie (Fake Movie Collab (Paprika))

'''NOTE: You can edit this, add yourself into the movie, add your own "Why It Sucks/Redeeming Qualities" reasons or whatever. However, DO NOT VANDALIZE IT.'''

"I wanted to kill myself watching this. I nearly walked out of the cinema a billion times, but sat through the whole movie. It is one of the worst movies of all time. Even worse than Foodfight!. Goodbye!"

- The Eggrollslovakian rebel

Paprika: The Movie (not to be confused with the 2006 Satoshi Kon film) is a 2025 Eggrollslavakian film directed by a fired NFL stadium janitor who was caught hitting a bong inside the woman's restroom. It premiered at a rental apartment building used normally for filming pornos and snuff films. The movie was released on the same date as the tragic event of the nuking of Nuke Town from Call of Duty.

Synopsis
Paprika does random shit for 6,900 minutes (approximately 115 hours, which is around 4 days) after he is cursed to live through an extra time period after stealing a water bottle from a vending machine.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Like Cuties, The Emoji Movie, and Disaster Movie, THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES IN HISTORY!
 * 2) It wasn't screened in advance for critics which means...oh, you should- yEA- YOU SHOULD KNOW BY THIS FAR!!!
 * 3) Paprika's actions in the movie make him a borderline criminal.
 * 4) Every Miraheze user that makes an appearance in this movie is extremely out of character and acts nothing like their real life counterparts, and they all like to go on failure adventures (Except Zapper, HellLord and ACoolBlaze5 because the former, he threatened Paprika that he would nuke Eggrollslavakia if he was out of character. Zapper because she'll zap herself to death if she ever starred in this film, HellLord said "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PAPRIKA, EIJI, VICTOR AND ALL OF YOUR OTHER FRIENDS, YOU GUYS ARE JUST DOING CRAP AND IF YOU VOMIT AGAIN THEN YOU GUYS WILL BE MURDERED" and ACoolBlaze5 said that he would sue the Eggrollslavakian government).
 * 5) *ItMeansNothing, Eiji, Victor and even Paprika himself all hate memes.
 * 6) *Eiji is also no longer a k-pop stan, worships Joker and hates Parasite. He's also reduced to a gay stereotype, and is now a NASCAR fan for no reason.
 * 7) *Victor worships The Incredibles and loathes Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
 * 8) * ItMeansNothing now loathes UglyDolls and worships Hellboy (2019)
 * 9) *Similar to Eiji, Paprika is reduced to an LGBT stereotype as an asexual and he pushes away every chance of romance and vomits every single time he thinks about sex.
 * 10) *Masson Thief is an abusive admin who blocks everyone that dares to say anything bad about the Reception Wikis or so much as to criticize him.
 * 11) *Stephenfisher2001 is an anti-brony.
 * 12) *Grust isn't evil. He doesn't even torture the Crappy Games Wiki admins once in the whole entire movie.
 * 13) *Void locks accounts the second they are made.
 * 14) *EnnardTrap1987 didn’t rant about how shitty mh:crappygames:WWE 2K20 and Cuck are, which is absolutely unacceptable to exclude that fact.
 * 15) *Trevor, like Stephen, is also reduced to an Anti-Brony. He also has an extreme contempt for NASCAR to the point of suicide-bombing Daytona International Speedway and every other surviving track that ever hosted a NASCAR-sanctioned race.
 * 16) *Mickey Mouse (user) is a Thomas the Tank Engine and Mickey Mouse Hater and instead worships Looney Tunes and Cars, and thinks Allister from Pokémon should brutally die.
 * 17) *Portrock1566 is a bigo- UwU... Woah what the hell was that?
 * 18) *Ramadhan1a is a nice user against SJWs
 * 19) *PlantyB0i becomes an annoying idiot as if he was acting like Larry as he acted VeggieTales in the House. Though he's still not out of character completely.
 * 20) *Boah is a worthless weakling who complains about his ethnicity and how everyone "makes fun of him". At one point, he files a lawsuit against Trevor for spelling his name wrong. He also randomly protests against capitalists until he shifts so much towards the left that he gets reduced to an Antifa stereotype, and then goes through a phase where he suddenly becomes a vegan hippie who watches Video Brinquedo movies. (His favorite one is Ratatoing.)
 * 21) *Nersh1rt is an annoying whiny emo bitch who worships Object Terror and hates Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island. Not only that but like Eiji and Paprika, she's reduced to a lesbian stereotype.
 * 22) *Blazikeye535 is not a Florida man, and calls vandals "protecting wealthy peacemakers" instead of "vandalizing street hooligans".
 * 23) *Glitchedblood is an unlikeable asshole who thinks San Andreas is the worst game in the world, and likes Big Rigs.
 * 24) *Stomps likes Pakdam Pakdai UNIRONICALLY!. Plus he is extremely rude and act a bit of an asshole towards other users.
 * 25) *While PKMFan345 retains his original personality and is still his Korrina loving self, he only speaks in Pokémon cries.
 * 26) *Hookuai is a literal braindead fuck who can't read anything
 * 27) *Μπέλα2006 is a liar who promises at first to help people but in the 2nd half of the movie teams up with Fizzy (Canimals) and kills the main character making him a BIG  LIAR!
 * 28) *CreativePenguin50 is mostly portrayed as an idiot.
 * 29) *Josh0108 is a vandal who constantly goes unnoticed, instead of touching up pages.
 * 30) *MeMeGuYWasLost is a SJW who loathes anime.
 * 31) *SkullcrawlerBuddyOfficial is an unfunny shit-for-brains who has an annoying obsession with Godzilla movies and the IQ of a fucking cockroach. He also has an obsession with using commas in sentences for some reason.
 * 32) *JigglypuffGuy04 is a rude asshole who now has an extreme hate boner towards Bob the Builder and Hello Kitty and will constantly bash on others if they like them, he even goes as far as to use autism as an insult despite being autistic himself. He also claims that "no girl show in the world can ever come close as to being good", even he loves My Little Pony to death here, making him a massive hypocrite.
 * 33) *Kpop and Earthbound fanatic doesn’t even Like k-pop or EarthBound (known In Japan as Mother 2) anymore and is now a weirdo that worships Nicole Watterson like it’s a Gift from God. Speaking of which, she also wears a cosplay of Nicole Watterson in the entire movie. There is even a scene of her carrying a body pillow of the aforementioned character!.
 * 34) *MovieLover132 is one of the worse characters of all. He couldn't SHUT UP OF HIS FAVORITE FILMS AND MOVIES!
 * 35) *HarryPotterSpiderMan dislikes Junior Eurovision and Previous Christmas calendars which is not true and became a Flippy from Happy Tree Friends wannabe. He even cosplayed as Flippy!
 * 36) *SatoshiIsAFurret hates everybody that likes Breadwinners and has a crazy one-sided love for Misty Waterflower from Pokemon. Plus, he gets too much screentime (this is understandable as Satoshi is supposed to be a comic relief).
 * 37) *BlakeIsHere458 is now a generic Thomas fan who makes crappy DeviantArt crossover fanfictions. He's also an art thief.
 * 38) *ForestWolffey, also named TheForestMoon (styilzed ꧁☯︎︎TheFørestMøøn☯︎︎꧂ (what the hell?)) is an animal jam editor again who is very obsessed with United Kingdom from CountryHumans and never ever stops!
 * 39) *KennyRosenberg became a moron and annoying and is obsessed with violent video games instead of a smart and nice man
 * 40) *John 127 is shown to be a cool guy who comes up with the comments everyone considers one of the best comments ever made.
 * 41) Weird poster that doesn't even have the title of the movie. Also, how the hell is it animated?
 * 42) Cringeworthy dialogue, such as the infamous scene where Paprika sees a dog do a backwards and flip and says ”Well I'll be a taco truck! That Diddy Kong gone dog did a backwards flip!”
 * 43) Another scene where Mario says his infamous "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast" line. Also, keep in mind that this was a filler scene.
 * 44) There's also a scene where Aeris says her infamous "This guy are sick" line. It was also done as filler.
 * 45) FALSE ADVERTISING: The trailer shows a scary monster that didn't even appear in the movie.
 * 46) Eggrollslavakian stereotypes, despite the film itself being produced in Eggrollslavakia.
 * 47) Terrible soundtrack consisting mostly of meme songs like Dame tu Cosita, and the infamous "Baby Shark".
 * 48) Bad innuendos, like Paprika making a 69% on his biology test.
 * 49) It was revealed that Paprika wrote a bad word on the blacktop in third grade and was never punished for it in this movie.
 * 50) Special effects that look like a 70's movie and were literally made with Kinemaster. In fact, you can even see the Kinemaster watermark on the screen!
 * 51) Lots of pointless special guest appearances/cameos.
 * 52) Wilkins and Wontkins appear in a coffee advertisement.
 * 53) The entire Miraheze userbase (As already mentioned)
 * 54) A bunch of Mortal Kombat characters appear for one short scene, dancing to the Caramelldansen in a disco. The characters include Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Liu Kang, Jax, Johnny Cage, Reptile, Ermac, Raiden, Noob Saibot, and Especially Cyrax. And it was only their sprites from the Mortal Kombat arcade games, which is incredibly lazy.
 * 55) Heavy Weapons Guy is a peace preaching hippie, despite being a mercenary armed with a machine gun in Team Fortress 2 and takes pride in killing his enemies.
 * 56) A very bizarre scene where Planty was watching TV until Yoshi magically came out of his TV saying "Scooby-dooby Doo!". That is just plain weird and makes zero sense.
 * 57) Chuck E. Cheese, Jasper T. Jowls, Mr. Munch, Pasqually, and Helen Henny join forces with the Inklings and they have a Chuck E. Cheese themed picnic.
 * 58) Cool Cat having a TED Talk which is almost as long as an actual TED Talk.
 * 59) Pepsiman giving people Pepsi while the Pepsiman theme song plays.
 * 60) Norm the Polar Bear and his lemmings being religious nut-jobs in a bunch of scenes.
 * 61) Goro Akechi who is just there at a scene where he is eating delicious pancakes.
 * 62) Motu who is just there for no reason other than his comedy.
 * 63) Master Chief fighting against All Might. It's a long fight.
 * 64) Garfield eating tons of LASAGNA
 * 65) Wario and Waluigi being chased by Daleks who were trying EX-TER-MINATE both characters. But they survived.
 * 66) Deku and Uravity just there going on a date. It also becomes a cliche love scene.
 * 67) Iida making out with Eiji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
 * 68) Captain Qwark singing Take on Me.
 * 69) A bunch of Roblox characters saying OOF
 * 70) Judy and Nick becoming anti-furries which is ironic since they are animals themselves. They also become ninjas by only watching Naruto. That is so unrealistic.
 * 71) Wreck-It Ralph trying to wreck Epic Games HQ just because they are behind Fortnite, and later breaking into Sony Pictures Animation for creating The Emoji Movie.
 * 72) Yuri Sakazaki slapping her butt in front of Crash Bandicoot (yes, Yuri slaps her butt in the SNK games).
 * 73) Mao Mao and Badgerclops going to destroy Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Then they prevent Coco Bandicoot from buying Meme Cuisine.
 * 74) PlantyB0i's three kittens from his yard fighting.
 * 75) Two Toads observing an icky paint-like goop.
 * 76) Big Smoke ordering two number nines, a number 2-9 large, a number dip with extra dip, a number 7, 6ix number two fourty fives, 9ine with cheese, 9 dip with extra large cheese with dip, a number 2 with extra number nines, a number soda with 7 extra dip and a dip with dip and a cheese, with extra fourty fives, and fourty dip soda, and a large dip.
 * 77) Sly, Bently, and Murray trying to steal Carl Wheezer's llamas.
 * 78) Dio Brando just because of one scene where he trolls Terry Bogard.
 * 79) Mr. Lunt who does nothing but talk about irrelevant junk such as cheeseburgers.
 * 80) Shrek's cameo as a McDonald's chef.
 * 81) Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Bismuth, Peridot, and Lapis as King Julien's servants and they plain to raid King Dedede's castle.
 * 82) Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Cranky Kong, Funky Kong, Tiny Kong (DK 64 version), Lanky Kong, Chunky Kong, Kiddy Kong, and Candy Kong doing the DK Rap.
 * 83) Bob and Larry attempting to fix up the Bobbereeno, but many of the guests got on the ride went to the ride despite Bob saying that the attraction is still in repair thus leading the riders to get crashed (they survived tho).
 * 84) Doc Louis breaking in to Mr. Nezzer's chocolate factory and he get's thrown in the furnace (luckily, Doc Louis tricks Mr. Nezzer by being best bros).
 * 85) Rulue (Puyo Puyo) and Petunia Rhubarb does a rap-battle which goes on. Though this scene was funny.
 * 86) Siren Head only speaks in meme songs.
 * 87) The Straw Hat Pirates from One Piece still searching for the One Piece and they join forces with the Mystery Gang from Scooby-Doo which is too long for a filler scene.
 * 88) The 2019 version of Hellboy ordering and eating pizza.
 * 89) Luna, Andy, Leo, and Carmen (Yes, the characters from Let's Go Luna) becoming slavaboos.
 * 90) Morgana going to McDonald's and ordering a Happy Meal while playing Fortnite during his meal. He also get's trolled in the Play Place.
 * 91) Fynlly the fire truck saying "What in the red name of hell is this?" CHILDHOOD RUINED AAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBCCCCCCDDDDDDDDDJWJW
 * 92) Mickey Mouse is reffered to as Yekcim Esuom for some reason.
 * 93) Allister and Thomas the Tank Engine being best friends and threatning to kill Keita from Yo-kai Watch and Lightning McQueen.
 * 94) Peacock from Skullgirls and Donald Duck enjoying a vacation in Hong Kong.
 * 95) Chrom attempting to tell the spoilers in the movie several times but get's interrupted.
 * 96) Lightning McQueen and Mater going on a quest for tires.
 * 97) Multiple NCAA mascots appearing in a football game between the Oregon Ducks and the Miami Hurricanes.
 * 98) PaRappa the Rapper ranting about modern rap which is ironic since he is a rapper himself. Not to mention that he provides a musical number which is pointless yet he's rapping cool.
 * 99) Sam-I-Am and Guy-Am-I on a quest for Green Eggs and Ham.
 * 100) Zachary Ray Sherman from Cuck (Ronnie) was a very unnecessary cameo.
 * 101) Sonic the Hedgehog's cameo as a highway traffic officer is ironic as he gives people tickets for speeding yet is the fastest thing alive. Later on, Bibleman kills Sonic.
 * 102) Moneybags from Spyro being Mr. Krabs' landlord.
 * 103) Spyro, Hunter, and Elora being PlantyB0i's room mates for some reason. Though it's kinda cool to see them live with PlantyB0i. There's also another filler scene where Spyro looks for gems.
 * 104) The opening of the movie features The Simpsons where they just do nothing but being used as a couch gag meant for the movie. Though it's a nice callback to The Simpsons series. The Simpsons family also get a bigger filler scene of them taking a trip to Wonka's chocolate factory and going to watch a court session.
 * 105) Phoenix Wright gets a filler scene where he is defending Nico Yazawa in court since he knows that Nico did nothing wrong.
 * 106) Speaking of Bibleman, he later appears in an alleyway, alongside Phoenix Jones, who sells drugs to Bibleman. Despite the fact, that Bibleman wouldn’t buy something like that.
 * 107) Byleth (female version) being Alex the Lion's teacher for some reason.
 * 108) The Grinch leaking Super Smash Bros. DLC
 * 109) Maud Pie being Paprika's biology teacher feels out of place.
 * 110) Tidus is the leader of the drama club (While Cloud Strife is the co-leader) and even attempts to re create the infamous laughing cutscene from Final Fantasy X.
 * 111) Speaking of Cloud Strife, he later reappears in a scene where he summons a fat chocobo as an attempt to kill Armageddon by crushing him with it (He ends up failing though).
 * 112) Kanon Matsubara never ever says "fuee" and acts completely out of character since she apparently has Kokoro Tsurumaki's eccentric and happy-go-lucky personality, and she became an idiot. She also jellyfishes with SpongeBob and Patrick.
 * 113) Todd Howard using the Infinity Gauntlet to give the universe "sixteen times the detail", but nothing changes afterwards.
 * 114) Doctor Doofenshmirtz creates the  "SHIT MOVIE-INATOR!" 
 * 115) Chuck Glarman finding the eyes of Spider-Man and keeping them in a jar.
 * 116) Ness and Lucas committing arson with PK fire.
 * 117) Cleveland Brown worships the Cleveland Browns like their the gods of football.
 * 118) Flint Lockwood inventing the FLDSMDFR and saying the n-word on-screen.
 * 119) Peni Parker who is seen watching the 4Kids dub of One Piece which is a terrible dub. Though she get's attacked by Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star later on. Though Peni survives.
 * 120) Banjo and Kazooie teaching viewers how to build a house.
 * 121) Crazy Dave speaking gibberish to Big Smoke.
 * 122) Dr. Zomboss setting a building on fire.
 * 123) Anakin Skywalker killing Jedi younglings.
 * 124) Monokuma forces the Five Nights at Freddy's animatronics to a killing game.
 * 125) Carbon from Book of Mario threatening to murder the whole cast but himself.
 * 126) Stitch saying "Elephants" in a indian accent.
 * 127) Firey and Gelatin tying their legs together.
 * 128) Yui Hirasawa (Glitchedblood's waifu) masturbating with her Giita.
 * 129) Lamar insulting Franklin over his "yee-yee ass haircut" and saying "N*gga...".
 * 130) Phil Swift using a chainsaw to cut a giant boat and screams " NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!! " in an extreme earrape tone, just to advertise his new Flex Seal product.
 * 131) MePhone4 and OJ talking about Rick Astley while Lightbulb spazzes out in the background.
 * 132) RoboCop does the floss. Oh, and you know WHERE THAT WILL GO!
 * 133) Spawn appears a few times, throughout the movie. In his first appearance, he is seen observing from a building, with his shroud, aka; K7 Leetha flowing across the Titan’s Tower from Teen Titans. Because apparently, they put that building near it for NO FUCKING REASON! But anyway, the second time Spawn appears, is when he confronts the main characters, and saying "Excuse me, do you know the directions to a McDonalds nearby?", and then the third (And final) scene he appears, he just falls to his knees, and cries "WANDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" For no reason, AT ALL. However, its great that Keith David reprises his role as Spawn in the movie, despite the fact they wasted his talents.
 * 134) The Nostalgia Critic appears at the end of the movie, with Doug Walker reprising his role. The Nostalgia Critic literally says "This movie is shit! The characters are terrible! The jokes are unfunny and corny! The dialogue makes no sense, and writing, oh the humanity! ITS AWFUL!" However, he is correct on how the movie is bad.
 * 135) Jeffy from SML playing All-Star by Smash Mouth with the cat piano. He also has a bromance with Chihiro Fujisaki for some reason. He also somehow demands Apple to bring back Fortnite by making a profanity powered song about why he likes Fortnite.
 * 136) Senator Armstrong is seen purging all the weaklings, and making America GREAT AGAIN!
 * 137) Angel from Hazbin Hotel asking 90% of characters to suck his dick. I wonder if Vivziepop is aware of this movie.
 * 138) Olivia Rodrigo singing the entire album of Sour.
 * 139) Richard Watterson using a genie lamp and wishes that he is a "Tasty, Tasty, Bun" To the point that he became a pastry.
 * 140) Nicole Watterson serving nothing in this film other than to be there so she can be Kpop and Earthbound fanatic’s Idol and slave. Also, she claimed that she is "not a Watterson" after joining forces with Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic.
 * 141) All members of K/DA (Ahri, Akali, Evelynn and Kai'Sa) going to Conroe’s Incredible Pizza Arcade In Conroe, Texas.
 * 142) Felicia becoming Gumball’s, Darwin’s, and Anais’ step-mom and Richard’s Step-wife after Nicole leaves the Watterson Family. While Buttons P2 from Just Dance 2022 works as a Nanny for the Watterson children.
 * 143) Chicken-chan (Selene) eating a lot of food to the point she becomes a big, fat, round chicken. She also works in the circus as a balloon clown.
 * 144) Kumatora singing and dancing to "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj.
 * 145) Every Mixel saying "we want all nixels to rot in hell :)"
 * 146) Katsuki Bakugo and Minoru Mineta being forced to watch The Emoji Movie which makes their eyes bleed.
 * 147) Both versions of Willy Wonka getting into a heated debate on whether mh:greatestmovies:Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory or mh:greatestmovies:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is better than the other, and soon this argument escalates into a death battle between the two.
 * 148) In the post-credits scene, Peter Griffin is seen pointing a gun at Cleveland, walking and saying hi to Meg.
 * 149) The Tobey Maguire Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield Spider-Man, and Tom Holland Spider-Man are seen fighting with each other over who's Spider-Man is better.
 * 150) Mario vandalizing many pages on Wikipedia which goes against his character and threatning to kill Pokemon trainers
 * 151) Pac-Man telling Chicken-chan to eat healthy which is hypocritical since Pac-Man eats WAY too much. There is also another scene where Pac-Man actually cheats on Miss Pac-Man just by dating Chicken-chan.
 * 152) Noggin Clontith saying I'm a gnome and you been gnomed! which is unneeded.
 * 153) The Loud Siblings from The Loud House getting their Quirks (that are enhanced versions of the Full House Gang) to the point that they are all enrolled to U.A. High School for some reason and are in Class 1-A. While this does sound cool, it's still filler. It also becomes a very long My Hero Academia episode that features the said siblings from The Loud House.
 * 154) The entire credits scene involves K.K. Slider singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole in a dark background. Though to be fair, it's still a nice callback to the Animal Crossing series.
 * 155) Broly screaming KAKAROT! during RoboCop's floss scene.
 * 156) J. Jonah Jameson wanting to get a picture of The Loch Ness Monster.
 * 157) Dr. Eggman having 70 alternative accounts.
 * 158) Hello Kitty and Bob the Builder serving no purpose to the movie other than only being there so that JigglypuffGuy04 can beat the hell out of them.
 * 159) The Traveler's and Si’Ha Nova's cameo where they are working at a hospital as a Doctor and Nurse respectively.
 * 160) Lucky Chloe buying a huge amount of food from Burger King, she later eats everything she ordered and becomes fat.
 * 161) Thanos is seen getting snapped out of existence by Dark Thanes.
 * 162) Eric Cartman appearing out of nowhere and saying "Screw you guys, I'm going home!".
 * 163) The Terminator is seen having sex with an anime girl and disintegrates 5 minutes into the sex scene.
 * 164) The Snatcher saying "AHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOL!!!!!!!" to Glitchedblood and then makes a tuxedo out of thin air and dances with Glitchedblood to Scatman John.
 * 165) Doc Ock presenting his fusion machine, and it goes haywire. Later, he tries to rebuild his fusion machine.
 * 166) Pixels Q*bert is seen having sex with Ludlow.
 * 167) King Dedede ORDERING A MONSTA TO CLOBBAH THAT DERE KIRBY.
 * 168) Doge being in charge of a dance party
 * 169) Paula Jones-Polestar from EarthBound singing every song by Stela Cole.
 * 170) Mumble and the Amigos going into Sonic (the restaurant) and causing a commotion with the ice cream machine because they just wanted to have some ice cream.
 * 171) Squidward about to rant on how he hates to be in the movie. Though he keeps getting interrupted by various characters.
 * 172) Baby Bonnie Hood participating in a political protest in Washington DC.
 * 173) Kula Diamond buying tons of candy. She then eats all of the candy that she brought and becomes hyper.
 * 174) Coco Bandicoot cheating on a test.
 * 175) Trevor Philips killing Johnny Klebitz (along with the rest of the Lost MC) and going on a massive rampage for no reason.
 * 176) Nina Williams, Lili De Rochefort, Alisa Bosconovitch, and Ling Xiaoyu becoming famous Forever 21 models.
 * 177) Miles Morales randomly says "hey" to anyone that he meets.
 * 178) Zero questioning what he's fighting for after Iris becomes a Business Friendly character.
 * 179) Pikachu spinning around in an office chair.
 * 180) Simon Belmont looking into the Death Star and getting killed by the superlaser.
 * 181) Abby from The Last of Us Part II is seen playing golf with Ellie, and Joel’s dead corpse.
 * 182) Michael Myers is seen taking off his shirt.
 * 183) David Draiman, the lead singer of Disturbed, watching "The Greatest Hit of Disturbed".
 * 184) Daffy Duck singing racist songs.
 * 185) Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde dancing to Spooky Scary Skeletons.
 * 186) Iori Yagami laughing.
 * 187) Dimitri (The Fire Emblem character) trying to "KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THE SIMPS" Huh? What simps is he talking about. The Simpsons? ...That’s what I was thinking the whole time!
 * 188) Red fighting against Ash Ketchum.
 * 189) The Ghostly Trio singing "Lucky Enough to Be a Ghost", a song from a deleted scene from Casper.
 * 190) Dr. Doppler (Mega Man X) dancing to Livin' La Vida Loca.
 * 191) Ben Tennyson from Ben 10: Omniverse (who is in the style of artist caglioro3666) is seen running down the city in his underwear to the point where he caused three car accidents.
 * 192) The Canimals tagging the main character's house with spray paint.
 * 193) The Pink Tentacle from Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle destroying the hometown.
 * 194) Rayman and Globox singing this freaking song (yes, both sing the entire song) while driving in Rayman's CAH.
 * 195) Morrigan Aensland making out with 1000 boys.
 * 196) AVGN drinking a rolling rock on the Rolling Rock.
 * 197) Aku Aku ordering a B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A.
 * 198) Bridgette and Geoff making out for a minute and 30 seconds. This scene was also a filler scene.
 * 199) Bottle from BFDI saying "and (name) is dead" occasionally after a character dies.
 * 200) The three fast Slowpoke steal Klara's Dojo Outfit and eat it.
 * 201) ASWDFZXCVBHGTYYN going fishing
 * 202) Darkos devouring all characters from High Guardian Spice.
 * 203) Gumball, Darwin, and Anais Watterson singing The Lunch song from "The Castle" on a loop, and it lasts for a fucking 5 hours. There is also a scene where Gumball makes a HUGE Mess in his room, and he refuses to clean it up, making him a hoarder, then, it becomes a very long filler scene where it’s just a average episode of Hoarders but with Gumball in it.
 * 204) Speaking of Anais, in a later scene, she is singing a musical number called "ANAIS", a parody of "LALISA" while being Home Alone. Even though the song is better than most musical numbers in the movie.
 * 205) Now United (the entire group) searching for a new member to represent Eggrollslavaka.
 * 206) Felicia appears in another scene where she and Sunny (from Omori) is visiting The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas.
 * 207) all of the dancers from Black Mamba (Extreme Version) From Just Dance 2022 doing the Zero Two Dance.
 * 208) All members of the Pussycat Dolls (except Melody Thornton) talking about the Entire Band, the members lifes, and how the girl Group was formed to the Point that it becomes a Pointless Disney+ documentary that is only exclusive to Disney+.
 * 209) Lyn from Fire Emblem now has a split personality for some reason (she is voiced by both Wendee Lee and Lani Minella, but most of her dialogue and character is from the former). Despite this, she's still likable and beautiful.
 * 210) Donald Michael Thornberry speaking gibberish to the Miraheze users.
 * 211) The Pudding Monsters looking at skimpy Anime Girls (SOMEBODY CALL FBI ON THOSE JELLY FREAKS!)
 * 212) The crewmates from Among Us giving Cuties positive reviews. Oh, You know what that means!
 * 213) Angry Kid teaching kids the alphabet but in swear words.
 * 214) Scratch Cat trying to ban ScratchU8 for no reason.
 * 215) Mickey Mouse playing Seek & Hide (NOT Hide & Seek) with Ronald McDonald.
 * 216) Henry Stickmin distract dancing on America's ass.
 * 217) The Angry German Kid turning into the Hulk and throws Bruce Banner around and saying "Puny hulk"
 * 218) Antoons making homophobic/transphobic games
 * 219) Thorn and Luna from Kitty is not a cat kiss.
 * 220) Wingtip from Chomp Squad singing Kasger - Highland for no reason.
 * 221) Pingu playing table tennis with Spongy from BFDI.
 * 222) Misty and Togetic swapping bodies. Also, Satoshi suddenly CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, AND KISSED MISTY WHILE SHE WAS IN TOGETIC'S BODY.
 * 223) Hashbrown from The Rodfellows watching anti-piracy screens.
 * 224) Banana Joe twerking.
 * 225) Pingu playing tennis with Robby.
 * 226) Ruby from BFDI peeing on a dead body.
 * 227) King Peppy from Trolls reading a creepypasta written by Brock's Vulpix.
 * 228) Diego from Dora the Explorer travels to Davidland.
 * 229) Oto, Mundi and Anabella exploring the North Pole while Doki, Gabi and Fico visiting Aunt Ericka.
 * 230) Pichu Brothers killing Elsagate video animators and directors.
 * 231) Mr. Peanut in heaven, wanting Planters peanuts from the vending machine, who falls off and kills Toothy from Happy Tree Friends.
 * 232) The Stump Kids (the main characters from Craig Of The Creek) watch animation memes with Steven Universe.
 * 233) Satoshi 2 turtles turn into a Squirtle and a Turtwig.
 * 234) Gobo and Tera baking Pretzel Goldfish.
 * 235) The Lorax ruins a beaver's dam just because he cut a tree with his teeth. In real life, they do this because they live in wooden dams, so they need to cut trees.
 * 236) Nurse Joy's Wigglytuff rapping about her job.
 * 237) El Kabong buying random stuff in the grocery.
 * 238) Cakey from Object Invasion murdering Window.
 * 239) Gobo inflating.
 * 240) Pico saying "Bloop!"
 * 241) Trooper from Chomp Squad watching this YTP.
 * 242) Hugo (a prototype of Pingu) dancing to Team X - Siedem.
 * 243) Uniqua from The Backyardigans inflatting and exploding.
 * 244) Bluey and Bingo dancing to "Pulcino Pio Superstar".
 * 245) MissingNo. killing the whole population of Seychelles.
 * 246) Ash Lynx recovering in an Ash Lynx Recovery Center.
 * 247) Misty's Azurill dancing to The Waffles Song.
 * 248) Augie Doggie saying "TRANS RIGHTS!!!"
 * 249) Miley from Kitty is not a Cat singing "Where Have You Been" by Rihanna.
 * 250) Janitor's self-insert. Enough said.
 * 251) Donald Trump exploding.
 * 252) Lucky the Leprechaun poisoning people.
 * 253) Azwel investing in NFTs. What the hell?
 * 254) Gabriel Agreste scolds Master Fu
 * 255) Foreman Spike listening to BIG SHOT (itch.io Version) - Deltarune. By Silvagunner
 * 256) AWFUL acting (save for Jay Walker, Mindy, ACoolBlaze5, PlantyB0i, Eirika, Lighting McQueen, Mater, Ghostly Trio, Pac-Man, The Straw Hat Pirates, Gordon Ramsey, Crash Bandicoot, Lyn, AVGN, Bottle, Steven Universe, Connie Maheswaran, CreativePenguin50, Anais Watterson, Thomas the Tank Engine, The Grinch, and Allister's performances). Most actors show no emotion at all, mutter their lines, and were clearly only in on it for their paychecks. (Though to be fair, most of the fictional characters featured in this film had wonderful acting since many of their VA's retured to voiced the characters).
 * 257) On top of that, CreativePenguin50 even mocked the characters' acting in one scene and said, "You all look like you're dying inside" and Satoshi responding "He is right."
 * 258) At one point during the scene when Paprika is robbing the lasagna reserve with Garfield, Odie, and Jon, Jon says that Lord Cupcakke the Great is the worst music artist ever because one of the security guards were listening to Squidward Nose. This speaks for itself.
 * 259) It's 6,900 minutes long...for no reason.
 * 260) *Lots of padding, hence the extremely long runtime.
 * 261) *WAY TOO MUCH FILLER. Even more filler than the Naruto franchise.
 * 262) **For example, there is an entire scene where ACoolBlaze5 and the Miraheze users watch mh:greatestmovies:Avengers: Endgame, INCLUDING THE CREDITS! Though Planty refuses to watch the credits.
 * 263) **Another example is Glitchedblood watching K-On! and K-On!! 260 times in a row.
 * 264) **The other filler scene was when Jimmy Gourd was waiting for a restaurant to open and he sleeps in his car.
 * 265) **As already mentioned in WIS#12, there is a Scene involving Gumball, Darwin, And Anais singing the lunch song from "The Castle" on a Loop, and It lasts for 5 hours
 * 266) **That one scene of Kpop And Earthbound fanatic taking a flight to New York from Texas, just so she can replace the Statue of Liberty with a Nicole Watterson Statue. Which takes 5 hours, with most of the scenes being her sleeping in the airplane. While the last 2 hours show her replacing the Statue of Liberty with a Nicole Watterson Statue.
 * 267) **There in an entire scene where all the characters sing a bunch of songs by Queen, including "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Don't Stop Me Now" and "We Are the Champions".
 * 268) **There is also a another scene of Kpop and Earthbound fanatic reading this tumblr blog post and when she got Nicole (since Kpop and Earthbound fanatic’s zodiac sign is Taurus) she throws a party for herself while dancing to the entire album of Aespa’s Savage, which goes on for too long.
 * 269) **The scene where Steve from Minecraft looks for diamonds which takes forever.
 * 270) **Another scene is when the Miraheze users play Among Us for the runtime of The Fellowship of the Ring.
 * 271) ** Another scene, where Satoshi oshidances on-screen for 42 minutes.
 * 272) ** Another scene where KennyRosenberg and Tommy Vercetti Ranting about The entire series of Miraculous Ladybug For 2 Hours
 * 273) Way too much product placements for things like Nintendo, Amazon, Microsoft Windows, McDonald's, Extra gum, Wonka bars, Amazon, the Flex Seal Family of Products, Pringles, YouTube, Walmart, Tesco, Dutch Bros, etc.
 * 274) Lots of ugly and scary logos are in this movie as a result of all of the product placements.
 * 275) Mean spirited and disturbing moments, such as:
 * 276) Paprika breaking into an 11-year-old's home and shooting his Nintendo Switch with a shotgun just for playing Fortnite.
 * 277) Steve from Minecraft trapping Big the Cat in a Crepper cave.
 * 278) A kindergarten teacher slapping ice cream cones out of her own students' hands after Paprika leaves the building.
 * 279) Wikipedia being DDoSed because one user got blocked after Paprika was promoted to an admin.
 * 280) Gru from Despicable Me freezing Team Bucciarati while putting their frozen bodies in a pizza crust. I'LL STUFF YOU ALL IN THE CRUST.
 * 281) Paprika hacking a Fortnite tournament and replacing every screen present with the You Are an Idiot website.
 * 282) Sweet Tooth/Needles Kane killing Min Min and ends up selling her period blood. Thankfully, Min Min regenerated back from the dead for no reason.
 * 283) Meg Griffin being a bigger punching bag than before.
 * 284) Lois Griffin thinking that she has control over everyone's lives.
 * 285) JigglypuffGuy04 beating up Bob the Builder and Hello Kitty and badly injuring both of them, what's worse is that he never got punished for it.
 * 286) A man being shot dead just for saying bad things about Eggrollslavakia.
 * 287) Caillou getting grounded Vyond style. What else is there to say.
 * 288) Paprika killing a 6-year old for playing Fortnite
 * 289) Kenser violently smashing CreativePenguin50 and Trevor with an ice berg, causing Trevor to scream "FUCK!" on top of his lungs.
 * 290) Nicole Watterson setting her children on fire while singing "SloMo" by Chanel, and "Qami Qami" by Malena Fox high in an irritating voice.
 * 291) Spider-Ham being sent to a slaughterhouse since he's a pig.
 * 292) Abby violently murders Lucina.
 * 293) Dr. Cortex kink shaming Crash Bandicoot, PlantyB0i, and Lola Pop.
 * 294) Patlu forcing Motu to go on a diet. Patlu also crossed the line by making fun of Motu being fat which is offensive.
 * 295) In general, there are a lot of anti Fortnite moments in this movie, making the creators look like toxic haters of the game.
 * 296) The entire song "Go ahead and die" by the girl Group Fk U. Yes, All of it.
 * 297) Kpop and Earthbound fanatic forcing a man to Commit Suicide by letting him drink Lysol bleach just for hating Nicole Watterson.
 * 298) Waluigi and his supporters cyberbulling and physically threatening few innocent people just because Waluigi is not a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
 * 299) Mickey Mouse (the user) killing Gordon Ramsay just because he said a bad word, as well as murdering Pac-Man so he could be friends with Chicken-chan
 * 300) Holden Makok giving Nersh1rt a No-Holds Barred Beatdown just because she said she hated Blood On The Dance Floor (the band, not the Michael Jackson song).
 * 301) Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic breaking in into the Cartoon Network headquarters just for not making a Gumball spin-off with Nicole Watterson as the main character.
 * 302) Andrew Kudohaurus blackmailing and hating on Glitchmaster.
 * 303) Attila (from Mother Goose and Grimm) setting Ren Höek on fire.
 * 304) ACoolBlaze5 stealing a hall in an AMC theater just to watch Avengers: Infinity War in cinemas after missing it.
 * 305) A bunch of BFDI Wiki users attempting to throw Nersh1rt off of the Yoyle Needy after she said the Woody fanbase was toxic.
 * 306) Satoshi brutally killing a bunch of 8-years-olds ONLY BECAUSE THEY MENTIONED BREADWINNERS ONCE IN THE CONVERSATION!!! ALSO, THEY EVEN OFFENDED IT! HE DID NOT LISTEN! Also, he did not get any punishment for it, making him a karma houdini.
 * 307) KennyRosenberg and Tommy Vercetti COMMITS A MASSACRE AND DESTROYS THE SCHOOL where ladybug/marinette is in and kills all of mari's friends After Ranting about the show They gave the gun to mr damocles and ran to the car and drive away as a result mr damocles got arrested making them a karma houdini
 * 308) The scene where Paprika raids a Twitch convention filled with thots and simps and kills everyone with akimbo uzis while riding a long Starlight Glimmer is recycled from DUH COOLEST MUVIE IN DA WORLD!!1!!!1.
 * 309) A majority of the cast who participated in the film hated it. Enough said.
 * 310) In fact, Heavy said that he knew the film was going to be bad but only acted in it for no reason other than money.
 * 311) PlantyB0i said that he wanted to be in the movie just because he wanted to have fun and also finds out that his Miraheze pals are joining. Though he did agree that the movie would be bad, but he enjoyed his days of being in a movie for some reason.
 * 312) Nersh1rt said she only starred in the movie for shits and giggles. She ended up regretting it later.
 * 313) Spawn said that he was tricked into starring in the movie, and felt even more suicidal ever since.
 * 314) ACoolBlaze5 only starred in it because he was forced to or the director would send Eggrollslovakian soldiers to kill his family.
 * 315) Min Min wanted to be in the movie just because she wanted to promote her family restaurant called the Mintendo Noodle House. Despite this, she enjoyed giving noodles to the cast members.
 * 316) Nicole Watterson only starred in the movie because She was forced to be Kpop And Earthbound fanatic’s idol, best friend, and slave. She even admitted that she missed her Family, and because of this, she started crying after starring in the Movie.
 * 317) CreativePenguin50 called this film, "a mistake".
 * 318) JigglypuffGuy04 disowned the film after release, he hoped that acting in the movie would have launched his acting career, but later realised that it ruined his chance of ever acting in a movie again. He also felt very sorry for everyone else who was involved in this movie except for the director.
 * 319) Kpop And Earthbound fanatic only starred in the Movie because she was forced to be Idolizing Nicole Watterson. when she starred in the movie, she realized that it was a huge mistake. after that, she stopped staying in Eggrollslavaka and eventually went back to the USA. She also gets better and she stated the movie should never exist in the first place.
 * 320) MovieLover132 called out the producers and even the director himself for abusing the actors, including himself. Thanks to the making of the film, He almost attempts to COMMIT SUICIDE TWICE AFTER HE GOT HIS ROLE OF THE FILM, but luckily, his little brother, best friends, some cast of the film, and family saved him.
 * 321) Satoshi said: "Why the fuck did I partipicate on this piece of crap?" He only played on the movie just so he can get five minutes of fame, but it ended on a whole life of shame, and he quoted the tagline of Leaving Neverland, "Impossible to forget."
 * 322) KennyRosenberg and Tommy Vercetti says "Why we are involved with this fucking dumpster fire" They joined the film because they were forced to be in the movie but they read the script they realised they made a big mistake there reactions are so bad that they almost KILLED the director they stayed because they want to talk the cast memeber's they didnt watch the film on its premiere date
 * 323) Uses dead/outdated memes, such as Doge, MLG, Ugandan Knuckles, Clorox Bleach, and even Darude Sandstorm.
 * 324) There is a scene where Paprika is playing his PS4 and the screen glitches out at 999999999 fps. Many epileptics in the theater had to be hospitalized because of this.
 * 325) Disgusting scenes like when a man in the background mistakes dog feces for chocolate ice cream and eats it.
 * 326) * There's also another disgusting scene where Holden Makok says "Baa Baa im ultra Baa Baa" and then RIPS AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER IN HALF WITH HIS BARE HANDS WHILE BLOOD AND ORGANS SPLATTER ALL OVER THE SCREEN!!!
 * 327) *King Julien and Lapis licking each other's feet which is purely pointless.
 * 328) *Wario going to the restroom, but he does more than that.
 * 329) * The infamous scene where Gloria and Marnie have sex in public, and it's uncensored. You read that right.
 * 330) *Maléna Fox making out with Valentina.
 * 331) *Build a Babe from Just Dance 2022 having a only fans, and tells Smalltown Boy (who is also from Just Dance 2022) to leak her nudes.
 * 332) *Paprika fixes his broken Ride Armor during the Maverick shootout, just by kicking it.
 * 333) *Paprika is far too overpowered. He kills every single colossus in Shadow of the Colossus just by flicking them.
 * 334) *A scene where Tommy Vercetti PEES IN ADRIEN AGRESTES BODY REMAINS after the massacre
 * 335) Encouarges drug use and underage alcohol consumption by many incel teens doing so at a nightclub that Paprika robs with a bazooka.
 * 336) It also encourages acts like robbing and killing, which can be seen by many of the crimes that Paprika commits throughout the movie that have already been listed on this page.
 * 337) There is a very cringeworthy scene of Darwin Watterson screaming at the viewer with a Extremely High-Pitched voice for 30 Minutes. Many people went deaf because of this.
 * 338) *There is another scene where Satoshi FUCKING PLAYS THE BINAURAL LAVENDER TOWN THEME REMIX IN EARRAPE ON A 300% VOLUME BOOMBOX!
 * 339) The credits are two hours long.
 * 340) The director of the movie, the janitor, could not take any criticism or negativity on the movie at all. He took extreme measures by DMCAing every single review of it on YouTube and forcing Twitter staff to remove all of the tweets critical of the movie and suspend the accounts forever at gunpoint.
 * 341) The movie creators were confirmed to have bribed critics, giving the film 80%-99%n scores and many labeling it as the best film of 2025. People review bombed the movie on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDb as a result.
 * 342) The ending is the absolute worst ending ever!!!!!!! It has Carl "CJ" Johnson doing Fortnite dances while rapping Welcome to San Andreas in an earrape tone while the Miraheze users do the Crash Dance, Good 4 U from Just Dance 2022 doing the Club Penguin Dance, Nicole Watterson doing the Rosé floor move from Blackpink’s official Boombayah Dance choreography, and Satoshi does the default dance 100 times. WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK!!!!111!!!!!11!!!111!11111111!!!!1!!1!?????????????///?///?///1!/11/?1/?1i1kI1II1kkK1kklL..???
 * 343) Speaking of singing. Many of the songs are shoehorned such as a scene where many of the VeggieTales characters (Bob, Larry, Junior, Pa Grape, Jimmy, Jerry, Petunia, Mr. Lunt, Mr. Nesser, and Archibald) singing We Are from One Piece, a scene where Firey and Blocky from BFDI sing "I Hate Jimmy Page" by Mindless Self Indulgence, a scene where Nina Williams, Lili, Alisa Bosconovitch, and Ling Xiaoyu sing "Savage" by Aespa, a scene where Wingtip from Chomp Squad sings "Highland" by Kasger, or a scene where the Wattersons (Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole, and Richard) sing "Skibidi" by Little Big.
 * 344) Laughable CGI (save for that on Armageddon and his minions), such as when Crazy Dave makes an army of plants and Flint Lockwood activating a lightsaber.
 * 345) Terrible and poorly done action scenes (Except for the death battles, and the climax), with the biggest example being the infamous toilet scene which mostly consists of Blaze and Rama throwing shit at each other when it gets to the point that Blaze stops feeding the trolls.
 * 346) Armageddon is a weak villain, who just wants to destroy the world for laughs. This means he is flanderised from his The Mirahezers personality.
 * 347) A lot of recording errors.
 * 348) The post-credits scene of the movie depicts a man explaining how to give anal sex while demonstrating with a banana. IT EVEN GOES UP HIS ASS!!!!!!!
 * 349) The opening scene rips off that of ''mh:greatestmovies:The Dark Knight
 * 350) The scene where the Miraheze users build a giant mech to fight Armageddon drags on for 5 hours.
 * 351) The climax (while epic) drags on for 10 hours and mostly consists of fighting across the galaxy.
 * 352) An unnecessary plot twist that Cuck made 903902923032920390292309029 Googleplex fortunes domestically
 * 353) The initial trailers are abysmal and have some things that don't happen in the movie, as well as reveal spoilers.
 * 354) The movie has so many fourth wall breaks to the point you could watch both Deadpool movies 100 times and still have this have more fourth wall breaks.
 * 355) It suffers from numerous plot holes such as:
 * 356) * Sonic, Pac-Man, and Simon Belmont somehow coming back to life for no unexplained reason.
 * 357) * Min Min and Po the Panda defeating Kingpin just by doing the floss and their spiritual energy comes out. Also when Min Min joined Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, she let Po joined the roster as part of challenger pack 7 for Fighters Pass Vol.2 without Sakurai's notice which is unrealistic. Po also invited Deku, Wreck-It Ralph, SpongeBob, Gru, and Steven Universe in the roster thinking that it will fill up Fighters Pass Vol.2.
 * 358) * Garnet knowing about Mr. Krabs' secret formula, yet she never went to the Krusty Krab before and she somehow knows the formula! She doesn't even steals the formula as well.
 * 359) * Rick and Morty being able to survive being run over by DIO's Roadroller and they get no injuries! Rick also becomes a college professor and makes his students smarter just by watching the show Rick comes from.
 * 360) * Nicole Watterson claiming that she is "Not a Watterson" after joining forces with Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic to become her Idol and Slave. She even made a false statement claiming that she is actually from Texas, and Not California, just Because Kpop And Earthbound Fanatic is from that state! What The What?!?!?!
 * 361) * Cuphead being able to remove Tsuyu's Quirk just by shooting her once with his magical blue bullets. Thankfully Tsuyu's Qurik comes back.
 * 362) ** Speaking of which, Tsuyu gets her Quirk back just by eating pizza from Pizza Hut.
 * 363) *Amitie and Sig were getting married, but they are too young to get married and how does that happen when they are still portrayed as teenagers. Though to be fair, this is cute.
 * 364) * Buster Baxter summoning his alien friends from the sky without explanation on how he does it.
 * 365) * When Veruca Salt falls down the garbage chute, a tribe of Quagsire come out of nowhere without any explanation and celebrate.
 * 366) * Anais Watterson now being forbidden from buying Korean Food, Just because she got a F- on her report card, And How did she get a F-?, well, the reason is because she drinked coffee from Dutch Bros, which is a VERY Dumb Reason! in the original show, she is the smartest in her Family.
 * 367) * Rama killing an anime character, when he could have just shot the core of anime because they were in the same place.
 * 368) *Leonardo says "We gotta find the Technodrome!!", but the Ninja Turtles are already inside of the Technodrome.
 * 369) *Frosty the Snowman being able to survive on heat when he's a snowman himself.
 * 370) *Bob the Tomato eating a slice of cheese pizza with TOMATO SAUCE which means that he's committing cannibalism against his own species!
 * 371) *How can Buzz Lightyear easily kill off Dr. N. Gin with his laser if Buzz is a toy and his laser is a little light bulb that blinks?
 * 372) *Ratchet and Clank searching for Gold Bolts yet they somehow find them just by playing Mr. Blue Sky. How can one song help them easily find bolts?
 * 373) *The Cooper Gang being able to escape from jail just by saying that Fortnite sucks.
 * 374) * How Satoshi eat a whole 456789-cm pancake wile he was just 5'3 tall?
 * 375) A fairly decent chunk of the plot is ripped off from The Mirahezers, which is an infinitely superior film to this
 * 376) If no one left 25 minutes after the post-credits scene, Paprika would jump out of the cinema screen and kill everyone in the cinema with 2 uzis.
 * 377) Despite Paprika being the main true character hence the title as well, the movie keeps jumping like it switches main characters and some characters have really big filler scenes.
 * 378) * Another thing the movie can't tell what it wants to be if it wants to be a movie children can enjoy (a PG level) or something for an older demographic.
 * 379) Really abysmal editing that jumps between scene to scene with zero flow whatsoever. One of the biggest examples of this is after Paprika, Eiji and ItMeansNothing finished fighting an army of soldiers who work for Armageddon, the movie cuts to a flashback of Paprika leaving Miraheze without any explanation whatsoever, subsequently to ItMeansNothing killing Sean Anders 2 days prior to Paprika stealing the water bottle, then subsequently Blaze's depression.
 * 380) Johnny Slater is a pointless side character, and we barely get to know anything about him until Johnny Slater: The Movie came out a year later
 * 381) There is an entire scene where Chuck E., Helen, Jasper, and Mr. Munch try to raise money to keep Chuck E. Cheese alive. Even though it's pointless, at least it's reasonable. It's like Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 all over again, but different and being shoehorned onto a film.
 * 382) The narrator of the film is just lazy. You see, the film uses a text-speech/synthesized voice for the narrator and the film can't decide which voice should be the narrator as it constantly switches from the voices of SpongeBob, Rise Kujikawa, and GLaDOS. It's like they used 15.ai which is lazy production. It just feels so unnatural to begin with.
 * 383) It promotes gambling like if it were harmless when gambling is harmless. The scene that does is would be how the Miraheze users were gambling on a virtual casino from NBA 2K20 and even children gamble there. In other words they are teaching gambling mechanics to children, which is illegal and according to the Department of Justice a form of child exploitation
 * 384) There's a pointless blink and you miss a cameo of EijiZeBoi's corpse.
 * 385) There is ONE tasteless scene about Chadwick Boseman, Stan Lee and Carrie Fisher which is very DISRESPECTING THE DEAD!
 * 386) There is a 45 seconds long scene with a black screen showing nothing and getting interrupted with a really scary anti-piracy screen, which scared 90 viewers and caused 17 acts of suicide.
 * 387) Overall, this gave Miraheze a bad name.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The director of the movie is a total lolcow that always shows off eccentric and/or foolish behavior that can be exploited to amuse onlookers whenever people say something bad about or criticize his movie or himself.
 * 2) HellLord, and ACoolBlaze5 are, thankfully, the only users who aren't out of character.
 * 3) Although pointless, the scene where Chuck E. Cheese, Jasper, Helen, Mr. Munch, and Pasqually joining the Inklings on a Chuck E. Cheese's themed picnic was very wholesome.
 * 4) The Bill Wurtz jingles.
 * 5) Despite PlantyB0i being depicted as an insane lunatic, he still hasn't changed much aside from that. Hell, there were some scenes where Planty is in his original true personality.
 * 6) Despite Nersh1rt being barely anything like her real-life counterpart, she still retains some aspects from her real personality (such as hating the band Blood On The Dance Floor)
 * 7) This movie has been used for interrogation sessions, and its use has been proven successful.
 * 8) There are actually some funny moments about CreativePenguin50, like his "You know what they say... they aren't going to lick themselves" line during the ice berg scene.
 * 9) *He also still a likable character, since he's also smart in his other side.
 * 10) Shirtless Myers became canon.
 * 11) Some people may find Chicken-chan becoming a big round chicken cute. Even Selene herself found it adorable and pretty much enjoyed making the scene. And her clown costume is extremely cute.
 * 12) *In fact she also liked being friends with Mickey Mouse (user) better than Pac-Man, even if she didn't date him.
 * 13) The scene Of Olivia Rodrigo singing the entire album of Sour, although pointless, the songs are still good, and it’s a nice callback to her debut album
 * 14) The scene of Richard Watterson becoming a pastry just because he wanted to become a "Tasty, tasty, bun" after making a wish in the genie lamp was very hilarious. Even Richard Himself admitted that he loved making that scene.
 * 15) Anais Watterson’s Song "ANAIS", which is a amazing parody of "LALISA" by Lisa.
 * 16) Fk U’s cover of "Hatrið Mun Sigra" was decent.
 * 17) A scene a hacker implemented into the illegal DVD version where Paprika goes back in time to stop the movie from existing is nothing short of funny.
 * 18) As mentioned above, the death battles and the climax are epic and well done.
 * 19) HellLord had learned that the characters are still being out of character and later, HellLord found Paprika and his other friends only to kill Eiji and Victor and Chaofun.
 * 20) While Allister and Thomas wanted to kill Nate and Lightning McQueen, their friendship and chemistry have been praised for being very well developed and in some moments, very cute, to the point both won the Best Duo prize in the Eggrollslovakian Movie Awards.
 * 21) "Chaofun, we meet again."
 * 22) * "DONT CALL ME CHAOFUN!!!!!"
 * 23) Before the movie was shown, the commercial for Big Bill Hell's Cars played. Everyone in the audience laughed, including Paprika.
 * 24) Diglett's full body is finally revealed, and it's adorable.
 * 25) A lot of people argue that ACoolBlaze5 did give one of the greatest performances in Eggrollslovakian history.
 * 26) At least the Ice Age Baby isn't involved
 * 27) As mentioned above, the CGI on Armageddon is decent.
 * 28) Speaking of which, Armageddon (while really weak) is shown in his true badass glory that he showed in The Mirahezers, especially when he steals Paprika's revolver to disintegrate it in his human form.
 * 29) Some of the humor can be rather clever like when Paprika encounters Jay Walker (Armageddon's human form), Jay Walker jaywalked to get to him when he was known as the CEO of Miraheze, and the villain here was Dark Paprika.
 * 30) There are some unintentionally hilarious scenes, such as when Flint Lockwood says "Engage coffee break!", he accidentally fires a Hadouken at the camera, which knocks it down.
 * 31) PlantyB0i's is a great singer when he sings his song during the movie. This made his song sound like a Disney movie.
 * 32) The sequel looks amazing, and a possible improvement over this film.
 * 33) It’s nowhere near as bad as the previous Movie Paprika starred in (Paprika and the Timelord).
 * 34) Μπέλα2006 delivers a phenomenal performance even though he is a liar.
 * 35) * So does Satoshi, despite he got flanderized a lot.
 * 36) Many actors/voice actors reprise their roles as their assigned licensed characters.
 * 37) As pointless as he was, Johnny Slater is likable and pretty funny.
 * 38) Larry the Cucumber's epic tuba solo.
 * 39) This scene.
 * 40) The GCI on the fictional characters on this film look suprisinly well done and they stay true to their designs. It's kinda like a Roger Rabbit like situation.
 * 41) Some scenes involving Satoshi are funny, such as dancing to the HampsterDance song on Mars. Fuck, even he admits that it was fun to make the scene.
 * 42) Every Miraheze user are being likable again later on.
 * 43) Despite KennyRosenberg Being Annoying he still does entertain the audience

Trivia

 * It is the 3rd highest-grossing film in Eggrollslavakian history (Behind Paprika and Death of Eggrollslavaka and Canimals: the movie.), with 486 million Eggroes domestically.
 * The Chuck E. Cheese donation was actually promoted in the film and it actually turned out to be sucessful.
 * It had 68 lawsuits from companies like Valve, Hasbro, Sega, Square Enix, Disney, Sony, Big Idea, PopCap Games, DreamWorks, Nintendo, Nickelodeon, Shonen Jump, jacknjellify (is it even a company?), Capcom, and more due to featuring copyrighted characters without permission and with the filed of $92,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 combined to each companies.
 * The crying face of one of the kindergartners became a meme.
 * Glitchedblood regrets being in this film.
 * Dready declined to be in the movie due to it looking poorly done.
 * Sony Pictures Home Releasing distributed the illegal DVD version as revenge for using characters from Pixels, mh:greatestmovies:Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, mh:greatestmovies:Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and mh:greatestmovies:Men in Black
 * A sequel is in the works, with a new character called Ultrabot, a robot as the main villain.
 * Gene Wilder was resurrected to reprise his role as Willy Wonka.
 * In response to the hate to the movie, the Janitor responded by faking his own death and going dark. He is now a YouTuber who uses voice filters to change his voice. Even he hated the movie, and now wants to send a recall request from cinemas, but he can't because no one can know he's alive. Before he "died", he passed the rights to the movie to The Reception Company, which will open up the possibility to a reimagining.
 * After Po the Panda (along with a few other non-video game characters) joined Super Smash Bros., Sakurai excepts the fact that non-video game characters can join in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and it's the only time Sakurai can accept non-video game characters joining the battle until there is a new Super Smash Bros. game. However, the non-video game characters are not part of the fighters pass vol 2 and instead have their own fighters pass which is actually for free consisting of Po, Deku, Wreck-It Ralph, SpongeBob, Steven Universe, Bob the Tomato, Ruby Rose, Goku, Spider-Man, and Gru. The best thing is that Sakurai is getting help from other people so that way Sakurai can actually focus on fighters pass vol 2 which is for video game characters.
 * This is the largest page by size on this very wiki, having 0 bytes as of the current revision.
 * Μπέλα2006 has Regretted starring in this film.
 * Satoshi regretted starring this film.

Reception
Despite the extremely high grossing and making back very excessive portions of the budget, the film was ultimately panned by both domestic and foreign audiences and is considered to be the worst Eggrollslavakian film ever made, although the film was well recieved in Jeetdohisa and gained a cult following in the aforementioned country.

Paprika himself made an appearance on Good Morning Eggrollslavakia and spent every second on-screen poking fun at the movie.

It was revealed that the main reason why the movie actually made so much money is that there are no movies made in the country at all and this was the only movie that people could see, it would also be in theaters forever. Most people also consider it as a guilty pleasure and people keep coming back for it.

Despite the fact the film was very negatively received, Thomas and Allister (as well as their voice actors) won the Best Duo prize in the Eggrollslovakian Movie Awards, their performances were often considered to be one of the best aspects of the film and their friendship prize even beat others such as SpongeBob and Patrick, Mario and Luigi, Jonathan Joestar and Robert E. O. Speedwagon, & Motu and Patlu, it's being said however that Joseph May (Thomas' voice actor) insulted this film while accepting the award, which caused Allister to kick Joseph in the leg. Similar to Thomas and Allister, PlantyB0i and Eirika (as well as Eirika's Voice Actress) also won the Best Romantic Couple due to how they're both cute together and also being one of the best parts of the film which even beats Mario x Peach, Steven x Connie, Dipper x Pacifica and Mickey x Minnie.

The director of this film, the Janitor, is finally arrested for not only making the film, but also disrespecting the franchise and the people who passed away.

It has a 1% on Rotten Tomatoes with a 13% audience score and a 1.8/10 on IMDb.

Hilariously Bad Dialogue
Most of the dialogue in this film is so bad, it's hilarious. Here are a few examples.
 * 1) "I wish I shot the man instead of the man."
 * 2) "I'm everyone, and you're nothing!"
 * 3) "AAAAAAHHHHH! *while falling* Hi! AAAAAHHHHH"
 * 4) "I got rickrolled for checking my privilege"
 * 5) "OH CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP HOLY CRAP, THIS IS TOO PAINFUL, CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!"
 * 6) "Don't step on Mr. Vomit!"
 * 7) "Bob the Builder is soooooooooo autistic!"
 * 8) "Mr. Stupid Penguin being an idiot as usual."
 * 9) "Fuck all *farts* farts!"
 * 10) "Fuck off you fucking fuck!"
 * 11) "-I am evitable - And I am inevitable"
 * 12) "-Fuckity fuck fuck, fuckity fuck, Look at Paprika go."
 * 13) "Check out the map, guys! See this? We can dog-paddle across, but it's so wide we'd start barking!"
 * 14) "A desert toilet! I like that Straw Hat! And that makes you desert doo doo."
 * 15) "Without big Smokey you guys are toast...heh...and I'm the toaster."
 * 16) "I want you to get into my microwave. Even if you can't, well who cares go in it anyways or suck my balls."
 * 17) "I'll have two number nines, a number 2-9 large, a number dip with extra dip, a number 7, 6ix number two fourty fives, 9ine with cheese, 9 dip with extra large cheese with dip, a number 2 with extra number nines, a number soda with 7 extra dip and a dip with dip and a cheese, with extra fourty fives, and forty dip soda, and a large dip."
 * 18) "I am not a Watterson anymore! I am actually from Texas and Not California, I joined forces with Kpop And Earthbound fanatic, now I’m her idol and slave. Bye Bitches!"
 * 19) "NO ONE MUST KNOW THAT I BOOGIE WOOGIED".
 * 20) "If you can't pay the cash, then you're out with the trash! And feel free to quote me"
 * 21) "STOP PUNCHING ME!- Oh hey, Kyle."
 * 22) "Baa Baa im ultra Baa Baa"
 * 23) "Check your motherfucking privilege you motherfucking ass-licking shitfuck!!!"
 * 24) "Where's my fucking violin?"
 * 25) "Why did you say her name?!"
 * 26) "That smarts!"
 * 27) "Man, it sure hurts to be hip"
 * 28) "Gee, it sure is boring around here"
 * 29) "I'll use my trusty frying pan as a *drying* pan!"
 * 30) "If you need instructions on how to watch this, check out the enclosed instruction book!"
 * 31) "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!"
 * 32) "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!"
 * 33) "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!"
 * 34) "I just had the strangest dream. I was a TV dinner!"
 * 35) "Stop licking your squash and get back to digging those bad games, fucko!"
 * 36) "If it's overrated, it's automatically bad. That's a fucking fact."
 * 37) "Air is worse than Adolf Hitler"
 * 38) "- It's over, Paprika, I have the high ground! - NO YOU DON'T. jumps to his island AND HERE'S YOUR FINISHER! slashes sword into 6-year old That's what you get for playing Fortnite you fucking asshole!"
 * 39) (rapping) "For deepin' a Green RAG with RAG GREEN, fires a green Hadouken Blast with the green rag SHOT, THAT'S GREEN. "
 * 40) Pretty much everything Phil Swift says (EX. "Now you can become the tape!" becomes a roll of Flex Tape)
 * 41) "Let's strawberry jam out of here!"
 * 42) "Maybe you could say that today’s race separated the mice from the men."
 * 43) "How did she get so fucking big?"
 * 44) "Got milk?"
 * 45) "I AM...THE LAW!"
 * 46) "Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!"
 * 47) "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
 * 48) "In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes."
 * 49) "I'm the master of the mechanical stuff."
 * 50) "Since I'm so strong, and you're so small, I can throw you way over there!"
 * 51) "DON'T CALL ME NOSEYBONK YOU JACKASS DEGENERATE!!!"
 * 52) starts beating up Nersh1rt "HOW DARE YOU HATE BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR!? GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE!!! YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE HATERS MAKE THEM FAMOUS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!"
 * 53) "I am the senate!"
 * 54) *"Not yet."
 * 55) "I know his weakness. Hit him in the pancreas! No wait, that was a different guy."
 * 56) "Why do you want to be a bully? Bullies never have any friends!"
 * 57) "NOT COOL!!! I'LL CALL ALL 23 OF MY OLDER COUSINS TO BEAT YOU UP!!!"
 * 58) "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"
 * 59) "Like, what the actual scrumdidilyumptious fuck?"
 * 60) "What in the name of Fuck happened here"?
 * 61) "DO NOT WANT!!!"
 * 62) "I'm so fucking awesome and that's a fact. You can't deny it"
 * 63) "R U OKAY? BUSTA WULF!"
 * 64) "I'm pickle Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
 * 65) "You got a problem with cartoons?"
 * 66) [Aku Aku gibberish noises]
 * 67) "Hey Hey Hey"
 * 68) "GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN, FATSO!"
 * 69) "I love willy and Fortnite!"
 * 70) "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE HOUSE UNDER DA SEA?"
 * 71) "I don't like to feel good. I like to feel evil."
 * 72) "A little cheesy, but still grate."
 * 73) "Oh you were saying? BANANA SLAMMA!"
 * 74) "I was going to tell you a joke about pizza, Bbt it was really cheesy."
 * 75) "I’ve just written a song about tortillas – actually, it’s more of a rap."
 * 76) "Ladies and gentlemen... fasten your seatbelts."
 * 77) "Look at these titles! Baseball, Basketball, Football, not this "Madden" shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dime-back, Nickelback, simple, ordinary, un-embellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: It's MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMNED, SONS-OF-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKIN', FOOTBALL! (slams cartridge into the system and growls) Aaand it's one of the worst games I ever played in my life."
 * 78) "I'M MAKING FUCKIN' MAC AND CHEESE AND NO ONE CAN STOP-"
 * 79) "Golly, would you look at the time. It's time to rhyme"
 * 80) "That can't be real poo, they're licking it like an ice cream!"
 * 81) "Me fail english? That's unpossible"
 * 82) "You made me crunch my lunch!"
 * 83) "His firebox was on fire!"
 * 84) "THIS IS SEWIOUS"
 * 85) "Precisely!"
 * 86) "cheddar is just plastic"
 * 87) "This is where the dead go to die"
 * 88) "Somebody kill this stupid bitchass motherfucking Fortnite fan!"
 * 89) "DON'T CALL ME DOC BOY"
 * 90) "You’re in so much trouble!"
 * 91) "I’ve been waiting… why can’t we get a fucking Gumball spin-off with Nicole Watterson as the main character???"
 * 92) "I can't wait to start preventing death!" the infamous Aeris death scene is re-enacted "And Aeris is dead!"
 * 93) "Pac-Man's a bad guy?"
 * 94) The Big Bad Wolf (Shrek): "To be or not to to be." 2B appears The Big Bad Wolf: "What?"
 * 95) Supercalifuckgilisticexpialidocious
 * 96) "I...was in...the first...GAME!"
 * 97) "I'd forgive you, but now you're acting like a condom"
 * 98) [Spark the Dragonfly gibberish noises]
 * 99) "Are you a sensei?"
 * 100) [Sniffs, notices] "Aisle thirteen. [Reaches behind shelf] Ha-ha-ha! [Drags out box of corned beef] Corned beef!"
 * 101) "If you come back, you're a moron."
 * 102) "Did somebody say killing?"
 * 103) "WHAT THE FUCK, FUCKING ASSRAG PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING FUCK, GIVE IT BACK!! I'LL KILL YOU!!"
 * 104) "And....(he sniffs a bit) And so, we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy, and....I won!"
 * 105) "We all know what fluttering your arms means, it means you don't care. It's true, a BFDI character told me that!"
 * 106) I'm a bit occupied here, SO HURRY UP AND DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB!
 * 107) "Step further away from the house"
 * 108) "Vin Diesel's head looks like a fucking watermelon!
 * 109) "Ooh, body swap! Imma kissy kiss!"
 * 110) "Oh my place where Furrets are born!"
 * 111) "I better die right now..."
 * 112) "Wobbuffet is much cuterer than Pikachu he self!"
 * 113) "Makka Pakka, Pakka Wakka, Twirly Tworly Woo."
 * 114) "Hey! My Pulcino Pio album! I'm gonna skin you alive!"
 * 115) "Amogus."
 * 116) "Deal with it! You'll have to eat this stinky sock pickle cheese sauerkraut wardrobe soup!"
 * 117) "Hailairhous!"
 * 118) "Epepepepepepepe!"
 * 119) "I like trains. And frogs."
 * 120) "Imma super staaar warrior!"
 * 121) "This guy are sick."
 * 122) "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast."
 * 123) "Well I'll be a taco truck! That Diddy Kong gone dog did a backwards flip!"
 * 124) "Me be stupid."
 * 125) "If you don't like it, i can always smash you with my trusty Susan."
 * 126) "Goodbye, you band of stupid pricks!"
 * 127) "What. The. Actual. HECK?"
 * 128) "EVERYBODY LIKES ME AND I DESERVE SCREENTIME!"
 * 129) "My brain really sore. I FEEL DUMB!"
 * 130) "I ate edible food."
 * 131) "I like to nighting can around."
 * 132) "THE PIZZA BOY IS FRANCINE!"
 * 133) "The wrench the wrench the wrench on their hot legs!"
 * 134) " Ima Jump out of the shark to fly"
 * 135) "Hahaha no more you marishit"

Cast
Paprika as himself

Eiji as himself

ItMeansNothing as himself

Victor as himself

Blazikeye535 as himself

Nersh1rt as herself

PlantyB0i as himself

CreativePenguin50 as himself

Glitchedblood as Max/himself

JigglypuffGuy04 as himself

Greenfurretdoesstuff as himself

KennyRosenberg as himself

(W.I.P)