Blog:Top 5 Worst Dictators (JOKE)

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Number 5
Number 5: Donald Duck. Donald Duck was born immediately middle aged by Walt Disney while he had an affair with Notch more on Notch later. He is a Duck in 2016 he ran for President and forced Brock Osama the past President who's death turned out to be a fake when he ran for President to hack and make Donald Duck win! So it worked he made the world become worse he took over America and Germany in just a few days soon in late 2018 he took over China and in 2019, purposely brought the Corona virus which immediately became very deadly and now only 40 million people die each day due to it and he forced people to give birth to billions of new people each day so he destroyed the Earth in just 4 years luckily he lost again to Joe Biden.

Number 4
Number 4: Notch. Notch was born in 1878 when Abe Lincoln decided to have sex with his underaged 12 day old sister. He destroyed the Wright Brothers before airplanes were made which caused Americans to get pissed off and caused World War 1 luckily he has saved the Germans by both falling in love with a women's breasts and using Albert Einstein as a shield for them all! He eventually brought things worse when he drowned Amelia Earheart and hid the evidence when she was driving in a car around the world then getting Ben Franklin struck by lighting which is why he's on the 100 dollar bill as a tribute to him which caused World War 2 he isn't all bad as the only reason Amelia Earheart is famous now and was ever known is her mysterious death but when he won it he was happy but in 1994 he lost a bet so he had to shoot himself because whoever lost was forced to so he's now dead.

Number 3
Number 3: Justin Beaver! Justin Beaver was born in 1994 due to an experiment of what happen if you froze a condom filled with diet coke. In 2020 he had sex with a 12 year old girl and killed her black friend and said it was Beeonce. Eventually he used it as an advantage to murder millions of people and blame it on other celebs so that's what he did. He died in Jan 20th 2021 when he wanted to see what would happen when he froze a condom filled with diet coke and choked on it.

Number 2
Number 2: Elmo. Elmo was born in 1963 by a home. In 1966, he wanted to take over people so he took over Japan, Germany, and China but Elmo wanted more than 1.7B people so he took over Indonesia,America, England, New Zeland, Canada, and India for 3B people Elmo wanted more the following days he took over everyone but the 1,000 people at Antartica which he did in a few seconds later years have passed and he's 3 he's hogging all the fountain of youth so he's going to be 3 and alive forever.

Number 1
Number 1: Manny Heffley. Manny Heffley was born in 2017 by Mr and Miss Heffley. By 2 days old he robbed 20 banks and killed millions and spent all the money on furry costumes and fortnite+vbucks. By 2 years Manny committed every crime and said if anyone tells the FBI he'd kill them then Rodirck told the FBI and tried to murder Manny with his only weakness: A frozen condom filled with diet coke. It failed and Manny killed Rodrick and the FBI while also taking over America and Canada changing their names to Manarica and Manada eventually taking over the whole world in a few days calling the whole country The Manny Union. The second assassination attempt was when Fregley tried to give him the cheese touch which failed miserably.The End. Inspired by a dream I had!