Blog:Sesame Street: The Movie (FAKE)

Sesame Street: The Movie was a film released on November 10, 2069 to celebrate the shows 100th anniversary, unfortunately, it didn’t do well up until the point we put it on this wiki

Plot
It is the year 3009, and the Sesame Street cast goes to a reunion party where Bert is killed by a drunk Scorbunny that the gang must kill for revenge

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The characters are now stupid and unlikable.
 * 2) Bert and Ernie are now making out every second and can’t go less than a second without doing so.
 * 3) Elmo is obsessed with drugs and will kill anyone who has them and steal them from the person.
 * 4) Grover is an unfunny “too dumb to live” character.
 * 5) Oscar is fine, but he barely does anything in the movie.
 * 6) Abby is an overpowered witch sorceress and a weak twist villain.
 * 7) The show was one of the most iconic kids' shows ever, turning it into an X rated movie wasn’t a good idea.
 * 8) The Scorbunny isn’t a villain, he just accidentally killed Bert because he got drunk, but yet the characters still kill him and don’t care.
 * 9) Logan Paul does a horrendous performance as the Scorbunny.
 * 10) The film stops itself out of nowhere for no good reason and just plays the “We Need to Build a Wall” music video, which was popular 50 YEARS AGO!!!!
 * 11) The special effects are terrible for 2069 and look more like the movie was made in 2021.
 * 12) Abby is a bad twist villain.
 * 13) After they wrongfully kill Scorbunny, Abby just brings them in a room “for a party” and tries to kill them, she also kills every one of them, resulting in disturbing gore.
 * 14) The movie did so well in the box office, they decided to make THE WHOLE SHOW like this!!
 * 15) The movie swears in every sentence, and never takes a break from doing so.
 * 16) Terrible soundtrack that is too loud over the characters talking.
 * 17) It even plays “It’s everyday bro” in the credits!!!!
 * 18) A lot of the main characters, such as Big Bird, don’t appear nor are mentioned.
 * 19) The terrible heavily autotuned "rap" Steamed Clams

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Some likable characters, such as Scorbunny, and Oscar the Grouch is still a great character.
 * 2) The acting is great. (except from Logan Paul and JoJo Siwa)
 * 3) Jim Henson and Frank Oz coming back and scolding the Muppets for their mistakes in the end was satisfying.
 * 4) Some funny moments, such as the line by Dorothy “Elmo's logic of drugs is the Kardashians' logic of existing”.
 * 5) Despite JoJo Siwa sounding bored as Dorothy, she can have a funny performance of her.
 * 6) It marked the return of Mr. Nobody, who hasn’t been seen in decades.
 * 7) An extremely funny scene where Abby asks why Sesame Street hasn't ended and Elmo tells the truth that in 1974 it was going to but Elmo went on a rampage and threw knifes at everyone while Big Bird smashed his head to desks with PBS people working making them fall out the window and Cookie Monster eating PBS workers all because they were so f**king pissed of that the show was getting cancelled which also caused hundreds of millions of memes