Blog:Poland: The Movie (fake movie collab (Greenfurretdoesstuff))

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Poland: The Movie is a Polish-British-American movie focusing around Polish pop-culture.

Plot
Poland has bad reputation around the world. It will be destroyed by aliens soon, and Rex the Dog, Heart, Brain, UPCeusz, Lenny and Benny form a team to save it.

Why it Sucks
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 * 1) Many characters suffer flanderization:
 * 2) * Rex the Dog is now portrayed as an average dog who can't do very much.
 * 3) * Heart, while still likable, is now portrayed as an idiot.
 * 4) * Brain can be easily annoyed.
 * 5) * UPCeusz, while also still likable, is now a big brainac who can fight with Brainy Smurf.
 * 6) * Lenny and Benny now quarrel everytime and everywhere.
 * 7) * Delmik is depicted as a transgender stereotype (while also still likable).
 * 8) * Kiepscy suffer the same flanderization like in Świat Według Kiepskich (post-season 17), but worse.
 * 9) * Plushak, while likable and funny, is now hip and cool with kids, while his commercials being aimed to an offer for adults.
 * 10) * While not real flanderization, Mr Toti exist mainly for comedy purposes.
 * 11) Some unfunny scenes.
 * 12) It copies a couple of elements from United Kingdom: The Movie and The United States Movie.
 * 13) Continuity error: Dominik died at the end of Sala samobójców, however, in this movie, he is still alive and feels good.
 * 14) As a follow up, it has many plot holes, like:
 * 15) * How can Ferdynand Kiepski beat up Delmik just because he is transgender?
 * 16) * How can Heart float?
 * 17) * If Plushak is a bear, how does he not like honey?
 * 18) * If UPCeusz is a wolpertinger, how can he be seen that easily? (It was shown in the commercials, but still)
 * 19) It contains a lot of product placement, like for UPC, Polsat Box, Zozole, Pudliszki, Winiary, Olej Kujawski, Uniqa, Vectra, Microsoft Windows, TVP, TVN, Polsat, McDonald's, Bank Millenium, Nutella B-Ready, Orlen and many more.
 * 20) Its Albanian, Italian, Latin American Spanish and Japanese dubs were terrible.
 * 21) Inappropriate moments, despite still understandable as the movie is rated PG-13. Examples include:
 * 22) * UPCeusz peeing into a person's shoes just because he doesn't like UPC.
 * 23) * Plushak being a sex joke device.
 * 24) * Small Hunger nearly saying the B-word on-screen just because he's not the brand villain anymore.
 * 25) * The infamous scene, where Chrumas and Meee make out on screen, which caused Florka to barf.
 * 26) The film begins with a pointless invasion when the Western European countries invade Poland, which has nothing to do with the plot. It doesn’t help that it was based on a infamous event. Not only that, but it later gets forgotten about after 10 minutes, making it pointless.
 * 27) Too much filler scenes, like:
 * 28) * UPCeusz doing something but nobody knows how to call it.
 * 29) * Plushak being busted on trying to write "ChWDP" again.
 * 30) * Mr Toti digging and finding a ruby worth 1 bajillion zlotys (does a number like this really exist?)
 * 31) * W.I.P
 * 32) There's a pointless blink and you miss the cameo of Polandball.

Redeeming Qualities
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 * 1) Some characters were not flanderized, like Chrumas, Uchol, Meee, Mr. Pikuś, Small Hunger, Florka and Mr Toti.
 * 2) Great animation.
 * 3) Some decent humor.

Reception
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Trivia
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 * UPCeusz's face when Delmik being beat up became an internet meme.