Blog:The Adventures of Frickia Nickelshells (Fake movie (SaltyLakeXD))

'''NOTE: This is another fake movie I made for the laughs. Don't take this seriously or Lucos/Nessos will snap you out of existence.'''

The Adventures of Fuckia Nippleshits (released as The Adventures of Frickia Nickelshells in America) is a 1998 British adult animated musical film directed by Darry McBedwetter and distributed by Anusbutter Productions. It was originally supposed to be released in late 1991 to compete with Disney's Beauty and the Beast but spent the next 7 years in development hell after the original animation studio closed down when the film was halfway complete, and due to several voice actors quitting during production. It was released on July 11th, 1998 to negative reviews and was a box-office bomb due to being overshadowed by the success of Mulan. In November 1998, it was re-released in theatres to compete with A Bug's Life. It ended up bombing at the box office once again. In July 1999, it was re-released again to compete with South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut and ended up flopping once more. However, it has also gained a cult following shortly after its release. In 2017, it got a live-action remake that did worse in box office than the original.

Summary
A college freshman nicknamed "Fuckia Nippleshits" is tired of living on instant ramen and downloads porn from a piracy site as a source of entertainment. Gale Bitchass, another college freshman who hates her parents meets him on the set of a black comedy show. A romance between them starts and they come across a rebellious high schooler named Carrie Loserpants who is said to live with "strict" parents.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) Like Quest for Camelot, this film was only made to cash in on Disney's Renaissance days.
 * 2) This film was heavily edited in America to make it family-friendly, so the protagonist has an even more ridiculous nickname, some plot points are missing, and some things are more nonsensical:
 * 3) * In the scene where the cops catch Fuckia/Frickia pirating a pornographic film, the guns are edited out, and the cops say "Don't make us point our fingers at you!"
 * 4) WHAT KIND OF NAME IS "FUCKIA NIPPLESHITS"!?
 * 5) The humour is more juvenile and stupid than funny.
 * 6) SEVERAL FUCKING OUTDATED POP CULTURE REFERENCES! More than half of them had already been long outdated by the time this movie came out, so this movie is heavily dated.
 * 7) The film rips off several better films such as Hercules, A Bug's Life, Anastasia, The Lion King, Toy Story, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, FernGully, Antz, A Goofy Movie, Meet The Feebles, Princess Mononoke, Balto, An American Tail, and more. In fact, it can't decide which film it wants to rip off, so the plot is pretty confusing.
 * 8) * In fact, when the Nostalgia Critic reviewed this film, he said "the plot's more comprehensible when you're drunk or high"
 * 9) This film tries to be R-rated by inserting vulgar words into every other sentence to the point it becomes annoying.
 * 10) It feels more like a mediocre juvenile movie written by 6th graders than a good adult movie.
 * 11) Blatant product placement (i.e: Nintendo 64, Sony PlayStation, Coca-Cola, Macintosh G3, Windows 95/98, Starbucks, Furby, Tamagotchi, etc.)
 * 12) The CGI special effects has not aged well for today's standards.
 * 13) The musical numbers in this film is blatantly stolen from other films (i.e: "More In Life" is just "Journey to the Past" from Anastasia with different lyrics.) In fact, shortly after this film's release, Anusbutter Productions Europe got sued by Disney and Fox.
 * 14) Anticlimatic ending. Fuckia Nippleshits and Gale Bitchass defeat the big monster by... dumping a bucket of piss on him and throwing several broken/defective units of NES clones, Sega CDs and Atari Jaguar CDs at him.
 * 15) The animation styles and character designs clash in a bad way. Fuckia and Carrie are designed and animated in a cartoonish way while Gale, Davie, and Chloe are animated and designed in a more realistic way.
 * 16) Gale's ex-boyfriend, Davie, is bland.
 * 17) Darry McBedwetter reissued this film twice, both being desperate attempts to compete against certain films after flopping from the success of Mulan. Not only that, but the film ended up being beaten by the next two films it was supposed to compete against.
 * 18) * In fact, the failure of this film was one of the things that caused the demise of Darry's old animation studio in 2007.
 * 19) Some of the songs come out of nowhere, often being placed at inappropriate moments; for example, "You're A Fat Bitch" ("You're A Bad Brick" in the American version) plays in the scene where Gale and Chloe get captured by gangsters.
 * 20) The songs can get EVEN MORE grating and annoying than the ones heard in Disney movies.
 * 21) The background music sounds like a bunch of MIDI instruments being played randomly.
 * 22) The Award-Bait Song of this film, "Happy Trails", which plays in a montage of Fuckia and Gale together, and in the credits, is clearly a ripoff of "Can You Feel The Love Tonight".

Why The American Version Sucks Even More

 * 1) It was edited and redubbed to make it more family-friendly, yet it doesn't work because the film itself is basically not meant to be a kids film.
 * 2) Without all the adult language, mature themes and juvenile humour, it's just another mediocre Disney Renaissance wannabe film.
 * 3) Matt Hill, Ian James Corlett, Tabitha St. Germain (credited as Paulina Gillis) and Kathleen Barr are miscast as Frickia, Davie, Gale, and Chloe respectively.
 * 4) The dialogue is stupid and the censorship is poorly done. For example, all "fuck"s are replaced with "frick" and/or "freak", all "shit"s are replaced with "shoot", all "bitch"es are replaced with "bench", etc.
 * 5) Some scenes that weren't that inappropriate for kids (such as the scene where Carrie Loserpants throws extremely sticky glue at the big monster) were cut anyway for no reason.
 * 6) The voices get super annoying at times.
 * 7) Carrie Loserpants is supposed to be around 15-16, but her voice in this dub makes her sound way younger than that.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The animation is nice.
 * 2) The soundtrack is nice to listen to, especially the song "Happy Trails" and its reprise.