Blog:We're All Gonna Die

NOTE: This is not a real film. NOTE: This blog post is not finished. We're All Gonna Die is a 2017 film by Elovonono Productions. It was released on June 22, 2017.

Plot
Three young bears team up to stop the end of the world.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The film is nothing but a generic end of the world movie, and it ultimately steals elements from every end of the world movie ever made, such as mh:greatestmovies:Ice Age: The Meltdown, mh:greatestmovies:WALL-E, Ice Age: Continental Drift, mh:greatestmovies:The Lego Movie, Ice Age: Collision Course, and more.
 * 2) All the characters are dumb. The main protagonist, Timmo, thinks that carrots are green and 1000 + 1000 equals 10000.
 * 3) The main villain, Tick, is a weak and boring villain.
 * 4) In one scene, Mammy says to Fenda "I'm going to kill you one day, Fenda." which is a rip-off from a mh:besttvshows:South Park quote (an MA15+ show) stated by Eric towards Token, "I'm going to kill you one day, Token".
 * 5) Quotes with swear words in them, such as:
 * 6) *"'Where the f*** is my pizza! B**ches where the f*** is my pizza! Shut the f*** up!'"
 * 7) *"'Go eat yourself Mr. A*****e you stupid d***!'"
 * 8) *"'Call 9-11! This man has f****d himself up.'"
 * 9) *"'I hate you so much, you son of a b**ch!'"
 * 10) The movie's "end of the world plot" only lasts for 10 minutes of the movie, whereas the rest is just stupid commentary.
 * 11) All of the characters are unlikable and stupid.
 * 12) The film received so many complaints from parents that it was axed from theatres on June 27, 2017, only five days after the film was even on in the first place.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) It's an improvement over the companies' previous films.

Reception
The film was panned from critics and audiences alike. However, it was considered an improvement compared to other Elovonono Productions films. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film received a score of 4% with an audience score of 19%. The site's consensus states "It's not the worst film by the company, but it's still a disaster regardless with inappropriate dialogue and unfunny jokes". On Metacritic, the film has a 7 out of 100, indicating "overwhelming dislike". The film has a 0.3/10 on mh:rottenwebsites:IMDb.