Blog:Animal Jam: The Movie (Fake Movie)

"What the fuck did I just watched? An Animal Jam movie, AN ACUTAL FUCKING ANIMAL JAM MOVIE!"

- Mr Enter

"I hated everything about this film. It’s worse than ROBLOX: The Movie, worse than The Emoji Movie and it’s worse than any bad movies"

- TBA Animal Jam: The Movie is an 2022 American movie directed by Clark Stacy. It was created by WildWorks and I Hate You Entertainment and it was distributed by Entertainment One. It is based on a game named ''Animal Jam. '' (formerly Animal Jam: Play Wild). It stars people that nobody cares about

Plot
Mira and Zios where never seen again. And the Alphas of Animal Jam left a few days ago. The world of Jamaa was attacked my Phantoms that Jammers where scared and couldn’t find a safe place. Later, the Jambassadors, AJHQ, Leilani and PlayWild saves Jamaa and tries to bring back Mira, Zios and the Alphas.

Why It's Not A Jam

 * 1) The film had absolutely no reason to exist at all. The reason why the film was made it’s because the Animal Jam franchise was going downhill since the aMAYzing migration update in April 2020. Not only that the film was made for that reason, but for money. Making WildWorks more greedy since they already put that alot in their games, especially Animal Jam Classic and The mobile version of Animal Jam.
 * 2) While making a movie about Mira and Zios never been seen and the Alphas left Animal Jam is decent, it isn’t a great idea.
 * 3) * First off, the Alphas didn’t gave any reason to leave Jamaa and never announced that they are leaving Jamaa in the new paper. Also, the Alphas where supposed to protect Jamaa so that the Phantoms don’t get into Jamaa. Which ended up having the Phantoms get into Jamaa in the movie.
 * 4) * The Jambassadors, AJHQ, Leilani and PlayWild where supposed to warn the jammers that there are Phantoms attacking Jamaa. But instead, the never even do anything about it. Instead, they do random and unfunny things for 10 minutes while the Jammers are screaming and getting attacked.
 * 5) The storyline is very objectionable at times.
 * 6) The animation, while great, is mostly cut-rate and stiff.
 * 7) * It also suffers from many animation errors, such as characters items disappearing, characters switching places and missing flags in the background.
 * 8) ** As the Jambassadors, AJHQ, Leilani and PlayWild get a boat to arrive where the Alphas are, Verface’s Aviator Hat disappeared while saying “Let’s Go, Jammers! The mission has started.”
 * 9) ** When Crystal finishes the potions, Galaxymintz is seen flying, then she is seen in the ground with the other Jambassadors and then is seen flying again in the next scene.
 * 10) ** This error also happened when Galaxymintz is flying, pushing the boat, but in the next scene, she is in the boat.
 * 11) ** As Leilani talks to a young Jammer, her hair disappears.
 * 12) ** When the boat started crashing, Hamstery is missing her hat. She also switched places with Verface.
 * 13) ** When the Jambassadors fall into the forest, all of their items aren’t seen.
 * 14) False Advertising for 2 reasons:
 * 15) * In the first poster, Traveling Salesman is seen in the poster. But he never appeared in the film at all. Despite him being a supporting character in the franchise.
 * 16) * The second posters shows Epicanna5 (German Shepard) and Pokt23t (Coyote), but they are barely seen in the film.
 * 17) While many of the characters are likeable, some can be cruel, detestable or poorly-written.
 * 18) * Leilani, despite being a funny, cute and kind character, is sometimes hypocritical. For example: She is sometimes a rude arctic fox yet she tells a jammer to stop being rude.
 * 19) * The Phantoms, despite being good villains, can be very unlikable at times.
 * 20) The reason why the Phantoms wanted to invade Jamaa cause “they wanted to own Jamaa and be the new owners.” While it’s not bad, can be questionable.
 * 21) Many plot holes around the film, for example:
 * 22) * During the sun celebration, Why didn’t a single jammer see Verface and Hamstery stealing the Magical Mira necklace from the table?
 * 23) * Why did Galaxymintz won the Magical Alpha and Zios necklace despite the game saying “whoever gets all three right”, when Galaxymintz only got one right in the final round?
 * 24) There is adult reference in the film that can be inappropriate for children, for example: Jamaa being destroyed was a reference to World War Two.
 * 25) It sometimes have poor attempts at comedy, such as a scene where Galaxymintz tells a pretty laughable joke.
 * 26) Very poor CGI animation, such as the boat when the jammers arrived at Jam-Mania and another scene where Crystal makes the potions.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) The animation, despite being a bit off, is amazing.
 * 2) The voice cast did a very great job voicing the characters of the movie.
 * 3) A scene where Clever Fox (the orange Arctic fox) gives her pair of Rare Forest Gauntlets and Rare Curly Antlers (original) to a new jammer is heartwarming.
 * 4) Help! My buddy is almost quitting! Call the cops!
 * 5) Leilani can be a funny character.
 * 6) * Hey you! Phantom. Wanna trade? Here’s does nothing. BINGY BONGY!! “Beats the shit out of the Phantom”
 * 7) The ending is great, after the Alphas, Mira and Zios came back, everything went back to normal and everyone is Jamaa was doing different things besides trading, such as playing with each other, doing roleplays, gifting each other and more.
 * 8) It was the first movie made by I Hate You Entertainment without inappropriate scenes, swearing or realistic violence.
 * 9) * Not only that. It was the first I Hate You Entertainment movie to not have a misleading rating. (Unlike the U Got 45’d franchise and the Badanamu parody franchise)
 * 10) The line, THAT JAMMER IS JAMAZING!!! IT'S FREAKING JAMAZING!!! *screams*.
 * 11) Decent soundtrack.

Reception
Animal Jam: The Movie received a mixed-to-positive reviews from audiences. But mostly had mixed-to-negative reviews on critics. It currently has a 6.6/10 on IMDb, 71% audience score and a 48% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes and a 63 out of 100 of Metacritic.

When BlakeIsHere reviewed the movie in 2024, he stated, "I actually kinda enjoyed this movie, despite its problems." and gave it a 7/10.

Trivia

 * Many people claim that U Got 45’d: The Movie was the first movie created by I Hate You Entertainment, but Animal Jam: The Movie was their first movie.
 * The film was praised by fans of Animal Jam.