Blog:Canada: The Movie (Fake Movie Collab By Voxel Villager)

NOTE: This film is not real, but you can add your reasons to this article as long as they have to do with Canada, so please try not to vandalize this page, eh.

Canada: The Movie is a Canadian action-adventure-animated-comedy film released in 2071. It involves characters and things from franchises that are from or are based in Canada. It features characters from Ed, Edd, N Eddy, Arthur, Caillou, Dragon Tales, PAW Patrol, Johnny Test, Total Drama, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Tell Your Tale, Cyberchase, Mass Effect, Seven Little Monsters, Super Why!, Wayside, U Got 45’d (Make Your Mark only) Brawl Of The Objects, Cuphead, and many more.

Plot
Everyone in Canada is happy until Caillou and D.W. Read steal all of Canada's maple syrup for themselves. So the Eds and other characters embark on a journey to get the maple syrup back.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) It wasn't screened for critics, which is a major red flag.
 * 2) Most of the characters were flanderized from their original counterparts.
 * 3) *Ed is now a complete idiot who can't spell his name.
 * 4) *Double D is now a huge punching bag, though he is still likable.
 * 5) *Despite Arthur still being likeable, the problem with him is that he wants to go back to America just because his creator is American.
 * 6) *Eddy is even more greedy than he was in Ed, Edd, N Eddy.
 * 7) *Johnny Test plays way too many video games and can't escape his imagination.
 * 8) *Susan and Mary Test care more about Gil Nexdor than they do about their schoolwork.
 * 9) *Mr. Test forces everyone to have meatloaf 24/7.
 * 10) *Ord is now a crybaby who can't stand up for himself.
 * 11) *Zack and Wheezie take their hatred towards each other to the extreme.
 * 12) *Rainbow Dash is now a competitive try hard, and feels like a Buttercup clone.
 * 13) *Rarity will scream is there is one spec of dirt on her mane.
 * 14) *Pinkie Pie always throws parties, even at the wrong time.
 * 15) *Geoff and Bridgette are always lip-mashing each other, and barely do anything useful to contribute to the plot.
 * 16) *Cuphead is now a Nostalgiatard that is obsessed with 30’s cartoons and he bashes on cartoons that are made after 2000.
 * 17) *for some reason, Korean-Canadian K-Pop singer Jeon So-mi is included in the Film, even though she is a real person and not a Cartoon character.
 * 18) *Caillou and D.W., the main villans of the movie, behave like their GoAnimate counterparts and talk in text to speech voices.
 * 19) * Heather is worse than how she was in Total Drama Island.
 * 20) * Lloyd Garmadon (who only appears in one scene) has become more annoying than he was in ninjago season 1.
 * 21) *Sunny Starscout is now an idiotic pony who has little to no personality into her.
 * 22) *The characters from U Got 45’d are even in this film, cause the franchise is now Canadian.
 * 23) The film negatively portrays the U.S. as lazy, fast food eating racists, and downright insults the U.S. during the scene where all of the characters burn the U.S. flag.
 * 24) Uncertain Audience: The film has too many intense action scenes, yet it features characters from preschool shows.
 * 25) Tries to shove in memes to be hip and cool. When Arthur Read confronts D.W., he shouts in an earrape tone, "I told you, not to touch it!!!!".
 * 26) Almost all of the lines the characters have end with "eh".
 * 27) Numerous product placement for Teletoon, YTV, CTV, MuchMusic, The Comedy Network, Bell Media, Corus Entertainment, Shaw Communications, CBC, Swiss Chalet, East Side Mario's, Tim Hortons, etc.
 * 28) There's so much filler in this movie that it makes your average Johnny Test episode look interesting.
 * 29) *The Eds starting a boy band.
 * 30) *Chef Hatchet making poutine.
 * 31) *Cuphead complaining that “Spongebob Squarepants is a overrated cartoon”
 * 32) *Johnny Test's dad trying to sell meatloaf down the street.
 * 33) *All of the characters shouting "OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH..." during the final battle with Caillou and D.W.
 * 34) *All of the characters lip-syncing to Nickelback's "Rockstar", just like in the original music video.
 * 35) *Caillou crying very loudly.
 * 36) *Arthur trying to go to America
 * 37) *The characters playing hockey.
 * 38) False Advertising: The trailer hinted that The Kanker Sisters, Eddy's brother, Bling Bling Boy, Dark Vegan, Wacko, Mr. Mittens, Brain Freezer, Zizrar, The Bee Keeper, Hacker, Discord, Tirek, and King Sombra would be villians, but the main villains are actually Caillou and D.W., which is pandering to immature Vyond users.
 * 39) Hypocrisy: The film is called Canada: The Movie, yet it insults some musicians from Canada like Nickelback and Justin Bieber.
 * 40) *Additionally, the film has numerous Canadian steryotypes, such as everyone worshiping maple syrup, and ending their sentences with "eh", which is hypocritical from reason 3.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) There are still some likable characters such as Double D, Nazz, Rolf, Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Applejack, Fluttershy, Izzy, Hitch, Pipp, Zipp, Arthur Read, Buster, Max, Emmy, Dukey, Leo, Clementine, Rosie, Matt, Inez, Jackie, Digit, Owen, Gwen, Trent, Todd, and a few others.
 * 2) the Animation for the animated Jeon So-mi is passable, resembling that of a magical girl cartoon.
 * 3) The voice acting is still good, with most of the actors reprising their roles.
 * 4) *Additionally, the film is dedicated to the deceased actors that couldn't reprise their roles prior to the making of this movie.
 * 5) Caillou and D.W.'s defeats are quite satisfying.
 * 6) The Canadian national anthem is a good song choice for the beginning of the movie.

Trivia

 * 1) The movie was supposed to be about the characters participating in Total Drama to win 1 million dollars, but it got scrapped unknown reasons.