Blog:Battle For Shitpost Island: The Movie (Fake Movie (Nersh1rt))

Note: this is a fake movie I made for the laughs so don't take this seriously or Firos will snap you out of existence

Battle For Shitpost Island: The Movie (also known as X THE WEEABOO: THE MOVIE) is a 2021 Yoylelandian-American adult animated film based on the web series mh:besttvshows:Battle for Dream Island. It was directed by some BFDI fan who wished to remain anonymous and written by some other BFDI fans with no writing experience. It premiered in an exact replica of the TLC (Tiny Loser Chamber) in Yoyleland on January 1, 2021.

Plot
The movie lasts for 2763 minutes, which is approximately 46 hours. X becomes a weeaboo for some reason, and Four tries to get X out of his weeaboo phase. Meanwhile, some characters that are shipped together (such as Coiny and Pin, Stapy and Foldy, Flower and Ruby, etc.) start hooking up. Then the film suddenly starts repeatedly switching between an edgy tone when Liy goes on a murderous rampage and Evil Leafy comes back from the dead, and a comedic tone when Blocky repeatedly pranks everyone.

Why It Sucks
(W.I.P)
 * 1) This film is filled to the brim with pointless filler.
 * 2) The director of this film constantly insists it's canon even though the Huang twins have confirmed it's not.
 * 3) This film is pointless altogether, since most of the redeeming qualities were used in a better film named Battle For Dream Island: Advent Objects.
 * 4) Despite the film's alternate name being "X THE WEEABOO", it doesn't focus much on X being a weeaboo. In fact, it shifts to the romance part 11 minutes in and doesn't even focus on X being a weeaboo again until the last 2 hours.
 * 5) This movie altogether makes no sense and has a confusing plot. It can't decide which type of movie it wants to be. It at first focuses on X being a weeaboo, but then becomes a boring love story for the next 21 hours. Then Evil Leafy comes back and Liy goes berserk and kills several of the characters, and then Blocky starts pranking everyone. This causes the rest of the film to repeatedly switch between a dark, serious, edgy tone with little to no humour (the former), and a comedic tone that's barely serious (the latter).
 * 6) IT'S WAY TOO FUCKING LONG!!!
 * 7) Some of the characters have been flanderized. Firey and Coiny become toxic K-pop stans, Leafy insults people who criticize her, Match sends death threats towards people she doesn't like, Liy becomes an edgelord that blindly hates on mainstream pop music, Bracelety becomes a religious nutjob who wishes death on anyone who doesn't worship Ice Cube as much as she does, Pencil kills anyone who slightly offends her, Golf Ball becomes a conspiracy theorist who makes a bunch of lame theories, Pen and Eraser become himbos, (W.I.P)
 * 8) The scene where Liy kills several of the other characters tries too hard to be as edgy as possible, and fails.
 * 9) * In fact, this scene was so edgy that some started rumours that it was animated by Legoboynj.
 * 10) The infamous scene where Coiny and Pin have uncensored object sex.
 * 11) While the director can take criticism, most of the writers can't. In fact, one of the writers sent the SWAT to someone's house just because that person criticized the film. Another one of the writers said "anyone who doesn't like this movie must go to the TLC" on Twitter. Another one of the writers called the critics "a bunch of worthless punks who live in their mom's basements".
 * 12) The movie tries to be hip, either by having the whole entire cast dab in one scene, or by having Loser do the floss in another scene.
 * 13) Overuse of the "Pen Island/penisland" joke.
 * 14) The ending is a generic dance party ending where everyone dances to CHOKECHAIN by 3OH!3.
 * 15) Even though Evil Leafy was the main villain of the movie, this movie can't seem to decide who the main villain is.
 * 16) While the original soundtrack is great, the film overuses songs by 3OH!3, Mindless Self Indulgence, 100 gecs, and Smash Mouth.
 * 17) This movie was so bad and hated by most of the BFDI fandom, that the Huang twins confirmed it was not canon.

Redeeming Qualities
(W.I.P)
 * 1) Amazing soundtrack by Michael Huang himself.
 * 2) Some emotional scenes, such as the one where Liy admits that she feels remorse for committing a massacre.
 * 3) Heartwarming scenes, such as the scene where Foldy forgives Liy, or the scene where Firey and Leafy finally reconcile.
 * 4) It makes fun of Object Terror in some scenes.
 * 5) While the scene where Liy kills most of the characters tries to be edgy and fails, it is still epic and action-packed.
 * 6) Some funny scenes, such as the scene where Firey attempts to imitate a drumroll in this manner.
 * 7) Some characters aren't flanderized
 * 8) The voice actors admitted this movie sucked.
 * 9) The scene where Pen, Eraser, Blocky, Tree, Bottle, and Liy watch a parody of the End Of Evangelion on a portable DVD player is kinda awesome.
 * 10) If it weren't for this film, we would've never gotten BFDI: Advent Objects, a better film that came out a year and a half after this one.

Trivia

 * It was originally gonna be a musical, but that was scrapped.

Hilariously Bad Dialogue
Liy: gosh, this stuff is so heavy... It's been 3 hours, and I've barely made any progress. Pencil, will you please help me with this? Pencil: (in a lawn chair) ugh... 5 more minutes. Besides, I'm pretty sure you're gaining weight, which is why I believe you should do all the work. Liy: Take that back and get your ass up, or else you are demoted to bember! Pencil: A-alright! (gets up) calm down, I was just JK kidding!

(The Bleh/8NAMES and iance team members are shown in a place surrounded by fire. Pen and Firey are also with them for some reason.) Firy: Where are we again? (Suddenly, a massive dick bursts from the ground! leaving everyone dumbfounded) Pen: Do not worry y'all, for I am an expert in situations like this! (the dick suddenly disappears when Pen approaches it for some reason) Pen: Aw come on! Ruby: Don't worry Pen, we're all gay here! After all, this is iance and (8NAMES)! Pen: I mean, I am gay, but I'm not on your team...

(Pencil and Match were flying on some rocket that appeared to be labeled... the cock rocket.) Match: FUCK YOU ALL! I'M FUCKING AWESOME! Fries: blah blah blah. Pencil: I HEARD THAT! (suddenly Blocky grabs a random CD player out of nowhere and starts blasting the whole Smash Mouth Astral Lounge album) Fries: turn that shit off it's 2am and I'm trying to sleep

Liy: I prevented more deaths today than I did yesterday! Just wait till Death P.A.C.T hears about this! Foldy: Beware, she still can't restrain herself... She's probably gonna kill you all later, so watch out. Liy: What the fuck did you say about me... BITCH!? Foldy: I stopped believing you were gonna renounce your murderous ways long ago. (they start fighting) Liy: Bitch I will rip you in half so hard it will feel more painful than the time Woody did it! Foldy: I can see why some people think Death P.A.C.T's name has a more sinister meaning, you fuckin hyprocrite! Liy: Fuck you, Foldy! You're just mad because you're not with your precious boyfriend Stapy right now! Foldy: Oh you did not just go there and bring Stapy into this! Liy: Oh yes I did! Foldy: Whatever. Bring Stapy into this again and I'll hit you so hard, so the next time you die you'll still be feeling it after you are recovered! Liy: Oh I'm sooo scared! I doubt you will.