Blog:Crap Distribution (Fake Company (Dready))

Note: This is a fake director any resemblance to an actual person Will be coincidence! Just don't take this think seriously! Note: This is not a real Company and it is here for joke, and of course please don't take it seriously. Crap Distribution is an international Movie Company, known for Distributing such critically panned movies from Directors Like JKL and Tom Cilaro.

Filmography

 * When the world goes down (1957)
 * That beautiful bitch (1959)
 * If i can be you (1964)
 * The Good the Bad and the Prostitute (1966)
 * Would you want to be my Lover (1969)
 * The Fatter Uglier Bitch (1971)
 * Low extra (1975).
 * The Hip and the cool (1980)
 * How i had a hooker as a girlfriend (1982)
 * The Barnicle stripper. (1984)
 * The Rocking town of all time (1986)
 * The King of Cards (1988)
 * Blurring town (1989)
 * Screw the pigs (1991)
 * Jerks in the sewers (1992)
 * Asses Underwater (1998)
 * Aliens from PLanet 666 (1999)
 * Path of samurai (2001)
 * Crazy assholes (2002)
 * Bob and the gangsters (2004)
 * New Hope Bitches (2008)
 * Wired to the pussy town (2013)
 * Jar for wimps (2014)
 * Middle is not my name (2018)
 * Raging Barn (2020)
 * Rastafarian Man (2020)
 * The World of Musica (2025)

Why they and they're Movies Suck (Or are Crap just like how they called themselves)

 * 1) None of they're movies (Except for when the world goes down Tom Ciaro's Debut and Screw the Pigs JKL's Debut) are screened in advance for critics Fuck this shit it has been said a lot already.
 * 2) They are infamous for they're low budget movies, like for example they're debut When the world Goes down was made with only 10$.
 * 3) For some reason they're movies from the 50s to 70s had Classic musicians while they're post 70s movies have either Rappers or Reggae artists in them, despite the fact they can't act.
 * 4) They're movies are notorious filled with product placements.
 * 5) Poor acting that ranges from Painful to emotionless.
 * 6) They're movies use a lot of great actors in a poor way though not anymore but still poor.
 * 7) They are filled with laughable dialogue, for example in one scene in Jar for Wimps one of the character says Ya Beautiful Bitch!.
 * 8) They can't handle even the slightest amount of criticism, they give a fake Copyright strike to whatever review on youtube they see where they give the movie a negative review. there's even one point where the Founder of the studio litteraly yelled on live TV FUCK YOU CRITICS!!!!!!!We're not kidding.
 * 9) Some of they're movies have have downright insulting writing.
 * 10) They are infamous for makng a sex tape recorder feature on Facebook we're not kidding, thankfully 5 days later it was removed.
 * 11) When Tom Cilaro died in 1990 they felt and pretend like they would close down the studio being posted as a fake news, because later they found JKL to direct they're movies, but it isn't any better either, since his movies are just as bad if not worse than Tom Cilaro's.
 * 12) They're racist to Jamaican's which is very insulting.
 * 13) They're movies have the worst editing ever, infact sometimes they just rush the movie.
 * 14) Some of they're movies have shameless sequel bait, infact most of them we're cancelled with the only exception being: The Fatter Uglier Bitch a sequel to 1959's That beautiful bitch.
 * 15) The title for they're movies JUST LOOK AT THEM!!!!
 * 16) All of his movies have a terrible production time, for too short or a little longer.
 * 17) Cheap and cartoony special effects, that look like they we're rushed.
 * 18) They always want to censor they're movie if they are banned in some regions, showing how greedy they are.
 * 19) Despite being aware of how bad they're movies are, they never care to improve them.

The only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) They do at least have good soundtrack in most of they're films, although they're are some exceptions.

Trivia
The studio is nicknamed by some as Shitterland Distribution.