Blog:WarioWare: The Mega Motion Picture (Fake Movie Collab by PlantyB0i)

'''Note: This movie is obviously fake and you can add whatever you want in this blog. However, DON'T vandalizes. If you want to add something, it has to be related to WarioWare one way or the other.'''

"Imagine if you get a Mario spin-off series and turn it into a movie where everything goes wrong due to quality control. Just how on the Earth did the Muppets make this movie?"

- PhantomStrider

"This movie is basically how Wario would make a movie. All he wants is money and that's what this movie wants. MONEY"

- SaberSpark

WarioWare: The Mega Motion Picture is also known as Made in Wario: A Mega Motion Picture is a 2020s animated comedy film in collaboration between Illumination and Nintendo. This is based on the WarioWare series of video games and it stars an ensemble cast of characters. This movie is directed and produced by The Muppets.

Plot
Wario decides to take a break from making video games because of the stress from making them. After learning about a Pyoro movie being released thus being a huge hit at the box office, Wario thinks that he can make a movie that would make more money than a Pyoro movie so he gathers the crew of WarioWare alongside some new employees to make a movie that will "blow Hollywood's mind".

Cast

 * 1) Charles Martinet as Wario
 * 2) Vegas Trip as Jimmy T.
 * 3) Stephanie Sheh as Mona and Kat
 * 4) Fryda Wolf as Ana and Penny
 * 5) Kyle Hebert as Dribble, Joe and Dr. Crygor
 * 6) Griffin Puatu as Spitz
 * 7) Melissa Hutchison as 9-Volt
 * 8) Edward Bosco as 18-Volt
 * 9) Erica Lindbeck as Ashley
 * 10) Robbie Daymond as Young Cricket, Mike and Orbulon.
 * 11) Owen Thomas as Master Mantis
 * 12) Cristina Vee as 5-Volt and 13-Amp
 * 13) Tyler Shamy as Red
 * 14) Alex Cazares as Lulu
 * 15) Todd Haberkorn as Fronk
 * 16) Chris Pratt as Mario
 * 17) Jim Carrey as Waluigi
 * 18) Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong
 * 19) Kazumi Totaka as Yoshi
 * 20) Keegan Micahel-Key as Toad
 * 21) MrBeast as BeastieB0i, a live streamer who 9-Volt idolizes
 * 22) Jack Dylan Grazer and Jacob Tremblay as Haruto and Hiroto, two young samurais in training who are the crushes of Kat and Ana.
 * 23) John Leguizamo as Ken the Reporter, a dog who is a news reporter.
 * 24) Owen Wilson as Kid Klash, a rival of Young Cricket
 * 25) Abbi Jacobson as Vanessa, Mona's long-time rival.
 * 26) Brandy Noon as Aiden, a high school-aged boy who appears to have a crush on Mona.
 * 27) Mark DeCarlo, Jenifer Lewis, Jonah Hill, and Sarah Silverman as Papa, Mama, James, and Jamie. The rest of Jimmy's family.
 * 28) Sam Rockwell as Jimmy P. A Jimmy T-like character.
 * 29) Josh Gad as Pyoro.

Why Wario Woudn't Invest On This Movie

 * 1) The idea of a WarioWare movie sounds confusing. You see, WarioWare isn't really the most story-heavy as the series is more known for its microgames and not its narrative. The series barely has a plot as it focuses more on the gameplay and the fact that there is a lot of characters who each have a side plot. The movie instead decides to make up a plot for nothing just to have a plot resulting in some serious consequences.
 * 2) The plot is so nonexistent. This is mainly a movie that is supposed to poke fun at the movie industry yet the movie ends up focusing on the gags and references than being a movie itself. There is way too much going on in the film including some useless side plots that have nothing to do with the story. It's so confusing that Wario has to explain what's going on.
 * 3) Executive meddling: The already existing WarioWare characters were originally going to be voiced by bigger celebrities like Danny McBride as Wario or John Goodman as Dribble, however, it was decided to use the cast of WarioWare Gold and WarioWare Get It Together to voice the cast only to result in having the executives to add bigger celebrities to other characters like Chris Pratt and Jim Carrey as Mario and Waluigi. That is basically wanting to do stunt casting despite the decision.
 * 4) *Another instance of executive meddling is that there have been disputes over how the Wario movie is gonna be like. We were gonna get a movie based on the Wario Land series yet it was canceled due to the bias of WarioWare. Not to mention the toxic workplace The Muppets created.
 * 5) Certain characters are flanderized in the film.
 * 6) *Wario is an unlikeable protagoinst. His greediness dials up to 11 and now became a lot more obsessed with money that he literally makes Mr. Krabs look like a charity giver. Yes, Wario has been greedy in the Mario series, but he was never that unlikeable. Also his jokes are not even funny which is sad because Wario is entertaining. Wario's jokes are mostly fart jokes that disgust everyone. And didn't we forget to mention that his eating habits became very equivalent to Mayor Shelbourne's diet?
 * 7) **There was even one scene where he chose to save his money than Waluigi albeit the latter survives somehow.
 * 8) *Jimmy T became an annoying simp who always tries to win the hearts of ladies. While he has interacted with ladies before, his flanderization made him unconquerable that he can basically be called the kid-friendly version of Glenn Quagmire albeit he isn't perverted due to the series he comes from being family-friendly. Another Flanderization he has is that he has a massive hatred towards the LGBT community albeit implied yet it's straight-up homophobia.
 * 9) *9-Volt became a technology-obsessed kid that serves as a mockery to kids of the modern generation. He can be compared to Greg Heffley in The Long Haul movie.
 * 10) *18-Volt became a stereotypical music lover who tries way too hard to be hip with the kids. His intelligence became just on the same level as Homer Simpson but without any cleverness.
 * 11) *Kat and Ana are more childish than they were. They basically became mary sues with the power of karma Houdini who are just as bad as characters like Manny Heffley and the Sonic X version of Amy Rose.
 * 12) *Dr. Crygor became an incompetent scientist who always screws up. Basically think of Mr. Bean but without any charm and instead come off as annoying. While Crygor did end up having some screw-ups like in Mega Microgame$!, he was never that stupid as he was also competent. He even tried to stupidly attempt to make Mike win a singing competition resulting in Mike losing.
 * 13) *Ashley is even more egotistic than she was to the point of being unlikeable yet the movie expects to sympathize with her. Ashley did have moments of being serious and egotistic, but she was never unlikeable unlike in this movie.
 * 14) *While still likable, Red is a butt-monkey who gets beaten up unfairly. Even Ashley beats him up for a petty reason.
 * 15) *5-Volt became obsessed with her soap opera that there is an annoying gag where she attempts to watch it similar to Bowser from SuperMarioLogan albeit more tolerable at least. However, she also became a moral guardian to 9-Volt with the jerkiness of LeBron James from Space Jam: A New Legacy (except LeBron in Space Jam: A New Legacy hates video games yet 5-Volt does not).
 * 16) *Mario retains his Italian stereotype personality from The Super Mario Bros Super Show only dialed up by 11. He also shares his cheesy personality from Hotel Mario.
 * 17) *Waluigi does nothing worth in the movie as he's only there for his comedy and rants (like his rant on how he did not become a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate to even forcing Wario to make his own Smash Bros. starring Waluigi). Despite this, Waluigi does have moments where he does contribute to the plot and can still have funny moments so he's not completely flanderized.
 * 18) *Mike became a music elitist who is biased towards certain songs. To prove this to you, he tried to raid a rap concert and play his own tunes. There there was this other scene where he slaps 18-Volt for liking rap music.
 * 19) *Penny Crygor became an annoying nerd who has a fussy ego due to her perfection.
 * 20) Unfunny humor. Most of the humor comes out as pandering, annoying, childish, gross, mean-spirited, or just falling flat. This is sad because WarioWare is known for its comedy. Here are a few examples
 * 21) *Wario going to the restroom which is more gross than funny.
 * 22) *18-Volt vomiting on 9-Volt after seeing a gross meme video that the latter found. What's worse is that the vomit scene is in slow motion.
 * 23) The humor is mostly too reliant on film parodies which come off as more annoying than funny. The humor makes Chicken Little and especially Space Jam: A New Legacy look like Oscar-worthy winners. There are a ton of film references that come out of nowhere.
 * 24) *For example, there is this one scene where Jimmy and his family do a dance montage while popular songs from the 2000s start playing as an attempt to "make the greatest dance party no other movie has done before". Not to mention that certain films like Black Swan, Happy Feet, Footloose, Grease, Sing, and Saturday Night Fever are mocked, referenced, or been mentioned at all.
 * 25) *The infamous scene where Ashley of all characters turn into a blueberry is similar to the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie. This scene was made for filler and Wario's vanity. It has gone to the point where Toad got disgusted by that scene yet Wario didn't want to remove the scene.
 * 26) *Dribble and Spitz happen to hijack their taxi just to turn it into a time machine just for pranks. It has gone to where Dribble and Spitz end up rewriting history with mockery related to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
 * 27) *Mona is seen putting on red shoes akin to Dorothy's shoes from The Wizard of Oz (complete with the dress). She decides to drive through a tornado thus she somehow survives the crash. Does this scene imply that Mona was gonna commit suicide?
 * 28) *Dr. Crygor tells Penny "YOU ARE A GIRL" (as in Sherrif Woody's "YOU ARE A TOY") which is sexist and mean-spirited.
 * 29) *Another Dr. Crygor scene involves him creating robots that closely resemble and act like the Minions from Despicable Me with a montage of Crygor dancing to "You Should Be Dancing" by the Bee Gees as well as clips showing Crygor hijacking Wario's bike and 9-Volt's games.
 * 30) *Kat & Ana doing the dive scene from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.
 * 31) *Wario tells his employees "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse" as in Marlon Brando.
 * 32) *Speaking of that humor, few of the humor that parodies movies happen to be from adult movies like The Simpsons Movie or The Godfather.
 * 33) *Even if the humor is too reliant on movie references. There is also a lot of humor that does not go into that category. Let us tell you that this humor isn't any better either. This is sad because WarioWare is known to have comedic moments yet the movie throws it off the window.
 * 34) Despite not being musical. There are some musical numbers in the movie (because Mona suggested doing a musical) which are basically just random songs from random movies including "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from Mary Poppin, "Let It Go" from Frozen (though Mona has a pretty singing voice), Singin' In The Rain sung by Dr. Crygor, a cringe cover of Bohemian Rhapsody, a parody of We Don't Talk Bruno from Encanto and an awesome cover of I'm Still Standing sung by Mario.
 * 35) The movie does not explain how Mario, Yoshi, Toad, Donkey Kong, and Waluigi managed to become employees at WarioWare, Inc. To be fair, the games don't really explain how Wario met his friends, but still. It's like the four already mentioned characters were added for fanservice. Also, neither of the characters appear in the games at all aside from the microgames.
 * 36) *However, Waluigi does make a cameo in WarioWare: Smooth Moves where he can be seen as a drawing.
 * 37) The movie is supposed to condemn Hollywood's business practices, yet the movie portrays Wario as a money-hungry cash-loving idiot who is greedier than Mr. Krabs. Wario at one scene makes excuses for his movie if it doesn't turn out well which had him say "Bah, It's made for the kiddos and it has my name on it. This movie is gonna do well" which is him using the "It's Made for Kids" excuse. Basically, this movie can't take any criticism
 * 38) *There's even a scene where Orbulon said that it's wise to listen to audience feedback yet Wario decides to block comments and attempted to plan on bribing critics to get good reviews.
 * 39) *And who could not forget the scene where Wario asked his employees if they got an idea for a sequel only for the rest of the employees to go after Wario just because he wants to make money. He even proposes a reboot.
 * 40) The movie seems to borrow elements from the movie Sing (another film by Illumination). Both films have characters who want to make a spectacular movie yet they face problems. However, Sing worked yet Wario's movie did not due to the massive problems it has.
 * 41) Even though Illumination and Nintendo were involved with it, the movie's production had a huge difficulty when it comes to handling the movie. Even Chris Meledandri and the people at Nintendo were unpleased with the movie's result and were not even aware of the film's production due to the amount of horseplay. You see, neither Chris nor anyone from Nintendo was reviewing the movie's quality due to them working on a Donkey Kong movie among other planned projects which made Chris regret letting someone work on the WarioWare movie.
 * 42) *Another thing is that The Muppets were doing an idiotic job at making a movie about Wario.
 * 43) There is an Oscar-baiting in this movie. Only 2 scenes bait scenes that made moviegoers into thinking that the movie is gonna get an Oscar.
 * 44) Wario for some reason decides to make NFTs and manipulate his employees to buy them despite being harmful to the environment.
 * 45) Even though the voice acting is good/decent, some of the voice acting choices like Jim Carrey, John Leguizamo, Abbi Jacobson, Owen Wilson, MrBeast, etc. were only chosen for popularity and tweens.
 * 46) This movie tends to be so vain. Wario at the beginning of the movie says "You chumps, you better not deny that my movie will be the best movie of all movies. So sit down and you will see". Even Mona was concerned about Wario's statement.
 * 47) The tone is crazy in a bad way. It's SO crazy that it's annoying and it has no idea what it wants to be. Would the movie be either a slice-of-life sitcom-like feel or would the movie turn out to be a crazy comedy? WarioWare does have moments in the games on when it wants to be down to earth or when it wants to be funny, but this movie does it badly.
 * 48) The scene where 9-Volt and 18-Volt showed a scene that features various Nintendo characters duking out in a proposed final battle feels like an advertisement for many of Nintendo's IPs. Yes, those characters are fans of Nintendo yet they think that a scene like this would make the movie better. Even 9-Volt later admitted his bad decision.
 * 49) *To be frank, a crossover with Nintendo IPs can work if it's put into good use like with the Super Smash Bros series.
 * 50) The microgames in the movie act pretty much like the cutaway gags from Family Guy. Unlike classic Family Guy, it's more annoying than funny. Even though some of the microgames do contribute to the plot, some don't and serve as a filler such as the one microgame where Wario dances to Wario De Mambo.
 * 51) Even though most of the soundtrack is good to complete with legit bops, it's pretty reliant on licensed music like Take on Me, YMCA, Happy, Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, Walking on Sunshine, The Final Countdown, just to name a few.
 * 52) The new characters are pointless and they don't get that much screen time much like the Geotopians, Julian, and the Dino Birds from Ice Age: Collision Course. They are basically one-dimensional characters who we barely get to know about. Not to mention the romance between Mona and Aiden is pointless despite being cute.
 * 53) *Same with the rivalry of Kid Klash and Young Cricket, the romance between Kat & Ana with Haruto & Hiroto.
 * 54) Plot holes:
 * 55) *Kat wins a pig at a county fair somehow yet it's somehow 9-Volt's fault who was attempting to stop Kat from winning.
 * 56) *When Wario tells the Red to put the blueberry inflated-Ashley at the county fair, Red knew that he would be disqualified because the blueberry is Ashley and not a real blueberry. However, when he took Ashley to the county fair, he somehow won despite cheating. Even Ashley called Red out when it's was Wario's fault for causing her blueberry scene to exist.
 * 57) *Donkey Kong sees fried butter and eats like 5 of them yet he does not get sick somehow. Were does butter sticks made of butter or do they have something else inside like pickles?
 * 58) *Mike ends up going to a water park yet he did not realize that he's a robot and water can damage robots. He somehow survives for no reason other than plot armor.
 * 59) *During the Shrek parody scene, Dr. Crygor somehow managed to eat a Gingerbread man who was alive at the time. After that, the Gingerbread man manages to easily escape Dr. Crygor's body by making him puke out the Gingerbread? How did the Gingerbread survive when Crygor was the one who ate him. Also, what made the Gingerbread man alive? (You may think it's Ashley or an invention when the movie does not explain).
 * 60) *How did Pyoro manage to escape from his game world. Also, he can somehow talk without any explanation as to why. Even though it was revealed that he ate alphabet soup, why did the soup make him talk other than being an alphabet soup?
 * 61) *Mario in one scene eats a slice of pizza with purple mushrooms that look like poison mushrooms yet Mario somehow gets drunk briefly instead of getting killed?
 * 62) There is some pointless product placement albeit minimal. Even though that happened in the games before, there is product placement of many of Nintendo's game consoles and some Switch games make a brief cameo.
 * 63) *Universal Studios Japan also makes an appearance. With Orbulon wanting to go there.
 * 64) *Dribble and Spitz in one scene go to Peacock looking for a good movie.
 * 65) *Wario going to Twitter
 * 66) Some moments seem to pander to the meme community. For instance, Wario's employees make a ton of Wario dies memes.
 * 67) *Wario mentioning Elon Musk.
 * 68) *Wario calling his employees is more of a meme scene than the homage to WarioWare Gold.
 * 69) *Waluigi complaining how he's not in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
 * 70) *Waluigi playing the first part of We Are Number One before Wario says "No don't play that song!"
 * 71) *D'OH I MISSED
 * 72) Too many current-day references like social media, internet celebrities (albeit fictional), cosplay, and streaming services.
 * 73) The ending is ridiculous. Once Wario finds out his movie became a big box office success, he manages to throw a big dance number that is cliche. There is even a moment when Wario said "I would like to make another one" as an attempt to sequel bait. Even the rest of Wario's employees didn't want Wario to make a sequel.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Though poorly executed, it does make fun of Hollywood's business practices. There have been intentions as to why the movie could be intentionally bad albeit this is a theory.
 * 2) Because of how bad it is, there are some who may see it as "so bad it's funny" in a cheesy way.
 * 3) The biggest highlight of the film is the animation. The animation here can be compared to that of The Mitchels vs. The Machines or Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse whereas it's stylized. The stylized animation does fit well with WarioWare.
 * 4) Some characters are still pretty likable like Donkey Kong, Mona, Red, Pyoro, and Orbulon. Even some characters who are flanderized still have some likeability like Dr. Crygor and Mario.
 * 5) Great soundtrack composed for the movie. To be fair, some songs in the movie are legit bops.
 * 6) Believe it or not, the movie does at least stay true to the source material including the absurd tone the film was attempting to aim for.
 * 7) It was nice to see Mario, Yoshi, DK, Toad, 13-Amp, and Waluigi as employees of WarioWare, Inc.
 * 8) Some funny moments even if the moment turns out to be a pop culture reference. The same can be said about good moments as well. The post-credits movie is pretty funny as well which shows Wario not paying his employees enough money thus getting karma in a funny way.
 * 9) The microgames most of the time being creative.
 * 10) The credits scene looks cool.
 * 11) The movie does not take itself so seriously. While it may sound like a bad thing, it knows how to do well with its source material.
 * 12) Great and funny dialogue for the most part.
 * 13) At least the NFT scene wasn't meant to promote NFTs
 * 14) The movie pokes fun at propaganda in movies.

Reception
Despite being praised for its source material, this movie got negative reviews from critics due to many of the flaws of the storyline. The film has a score of 26% on Rotten Tomatoes. Despite this, it did gain a cult following.

Even everyone at Illumination and Nintendo admitted that this movie sucks. The Muppets, later on, regret making this movie.

Trivia

 * Captain Syrup was originally going to appear in the movie yet she was scrapped for an unknown reason. She would have been voiced by Maya Rudolf.
 * 1) *Two other characters were planned to appear which happen to be Gru from Despicable Me and Buster Moon from Sing as those two would have been employees of WarioWare, Inc.
 * Some deleted scenes
 * 1) *During the Wonka parody scene, there is a deleted scene that is fully animated where Mona would have blown up into a blueberry instead of Ashley.
 * 2) *There is a fully animated scene of a parody of the music video Take on Me that features Aiden and Mona.
 * 3) *Martha from Martha Speaks and Woody Woodpecker for some reason appear in 2 deleted scenes.
 * Despite bad reception, it spawned various memes.