Bolero (1984)

Bolero is a 1984 romantic drama film, directed by John Derek and starring his wife Bo Derek in the lead role.

Plot
In the 1920s, a 23-year old American heiress and virgin travels to Spain and Morocco to find the perfect man to lose her virginity to.

Why It Sucks

 * 1) The entire movie is basically softcore porn, with excessive nudity and for John Derek to show off his hot wife.
 * 2) The plot is just stupid; seriously, it's about a girl who wants to find a hot guy to lose her virginity to.
 * 3) The movie takes itself way too seriously, despite all the unintentional comedy everywhere.
 * 4) Both Bo Derek and Ana Obregón look too old to be college students.
 * 5) Terrible acting, particularly from Bo Derek.
 * 6) * All the accents (or attempts at them) are also terrible.
 * 7) Cheesy and terribly-written dialogue.
 * 8) The then 14-year-old Olivia d'Abo has a nude scene.
 * 9) There are a lot of nonsensical moments throughout the film.
 * 10) The movie is just unspeakably boring, taking forever to get anywhere.
 * 11) * The movie also has a lot of pointless subplots that just waste time.
 * 12) The movie actually misspells ecstasy as "extasy".

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) Much of the movie is unintentionally funny.

Reception
Reviews were universally negative. The movie received a rare 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, with the consensus "Bolero combines a ludicrous storyline and wildly mismatched cast in its desperate attempts to titillate, but only succeeds in arousing boredom." It was nominated for nine Golden Raspberry Awards and won six, including "Worst Picture", "Worst Actress," "Worst Director" and "Worst Screenplay". In 1990, the film was nominated for the Razzie Award for "Worst Picture of the Decade," but lost to Mommie Dearest.

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Trivia

 * The movie was rated X by the MPAA, forcing Cannon to release the movie independently with no rating.