Blog:Screw The Pigs (Fake Movie Dready :))

Note: yes this movie is fake no serious taking please!

Screw The Pigs (stylised as:SCREW THE PIGS) is a 1990 cop comedy movie, written and directed by JKL in his directorial debut, and was distributed by Crap Distribution UK.

Plot
A gang war is happening outer streets, and a rampage with the cops is beginning.

Why it Sucks

 * 1) It is JKL's Debut movie, much like his later movies, it has extremely poor quality, which has little to nothing else to offer.
 * 2) Terrible and non existent plot, that gives the viewer a poor job explaining what is going on.
 * 3) The acting is abysmal, the actors make no emotion and act like souless dead people, additionaly the plot is pretty messed up and poor.
 * 4) Crazy characters and even with its own right they're unlikable, they all have little to nothing offer don't redeem themselves or show any sympathy, it just try's to make character look normal, but look more egotistic.
 * 5) Unnecesary SEX SCENES!!!! (thankfully not as much as other JKL movies) that feel out of place, infact unlike his other movies is rated PG-13 and not R, which shows that he doesn't understand how ratings work.
 * 6) Laughable Dialogue, for example in one scene Nick says: IT'S THE FUCKING PIGS MAN! IS DA FAKING PIGS!!!!, the dialogue sounds like it was written poorly and in a hurry.
 * 7) Bad special effects, especially for xplosions.
 * 8) The humour is just cringeworthy, like a scene where Jack is peeing on a ducks beak thinking it's a toilet.
 * 9) The title just look at it.
 * 10) There's a terrible plot-line with a buddy cop pointlesness.
 * 11) The movie was made to cash-in on the success of the Police Academy and The Naked Gun movies, while the earlier installments we're fine, it feels more like the later installments.
 * 12) Product placements for Pepsi, Playstation, Windows, Macintosh etc.
 * 13) Terrible theme song that is a rip-off of the Police Academy theme song.
 * 14) Crappy action scenes.
 * 15) Bad and terrible cinematography
 * 16) Poor writing that feels like that was written by a 5 yr old.
 * 17) Pathetic ending, with the gang leader killing all of  his COMPANIONS WITH A FAKING FLAMETHROWHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * 18) The costumes look generic, with no real effort put into them.
 * 19) Terrible editing, for example there's a scene where a gangsta gets chased only to be cut to a dinner scene.
 * 20) Unexciting climax.
 * 21) This movie featured an extremely innapropiate scene in a trailer, with a COP RAPING A DUCK WE AIN'T JOKING.
 * 22) It is mean spirited, Jerry is a megward the wizard who gets abused by the patrol for no reason, also he shows no respect. The gangsters are just always argruing for no reason.
 * 23) This movie led JKL to make more terrible movies and just didn't wanna stop.

Redeeming Qualities

 * 1) Unlike his other movies, this one was at least screened for critics, although he didn't to that anymore.
 * 2) The animation in the opening credits and end credits isn't so bad.
 * 3) While they're are some sex scenes they are a lot less compare to his other movies.

Reception
On rotten tomatoes the movie holds a 2% and with no consensus yet, and on IMDB it holds a 1.0. Box Office The movie grossed $100 against its 10$ budget making it a bomb.

Trivia

 * It is JKL's only movie to be Rated PG-13 all of his other movies so far we're Rated R.