Blog:Nightmare on Sesame Street (FAKE)

Nightmare on Sesame Street is a animated film. It was released on May 1, 7257. It was originally rated PG, but later received an X rating. It was made by Troy Bobber.

Plot
Baby Bear goes trick or treating on 123 Sesame Street but oh no something scary and paranormal happens! Elmo and Abby try to investigate but scary things happen! Zoe, Cookie Monster, Big Bird, Kermit the Frog, Grover, Gordon, Oscar the Grouch, Bert, and Ernie try to investigate as well! And they meet friends eventually finding out it's Firebunnh, Mr. Hooper, Uncle Jack, and Mr. Rodgers's ghosts haunting Sesame Street!

Cast

 * 1) Kermit the Frog as Kermit the Frog
 * 2) Bert as Ernie
 * 3) Ernie as Bert
 * 4) Zoe as Abby
 * 5) Abby as Zoe
 * 6) Big Bird as Big Bird
 * 7) Elmo as Elmo
 * 8) Baby Bear as Baby Bear
 * 9) Gordon as Gordon
 * 10) Troy Bobber as Grover
 * 11) Cookie Monster as Cookie Monster
 * 12) Mr. Hoopers Ghost as Mr. Hoopers Ghost
 * 13) Uncle Jack's Ghost as Uncle Jack's Ghost
 * 14) Oscar the Grouch as Oscar the Grouch
 * 15) Jojo Siwa as Goldie
 * 16) Logan Paul as Firebunneh's Ghost
 * 17) Jim Henson's Ghost as Jim Henson
 * 18) Frank Oz's Ghost as Frank Oz
 * 19) Caillou as Caillou
 * 20) Boris as Boris
 * 21) Doris as Doris
 * 22) Rosie as Rosie
 * 23) Peppa Pig as Peppa Pig
 * 24) Arthur as Arthur
 * 25) Mr. Rodgers' Ghost as Mr. Rodgers' Ghost
 * 26) TheRandomMan12345 as TheRandomMan12345
 * 27) Little Bill as Little Bill
 * 28) Kim Kardashian as Kim Kardashian
 * 29) King Sombra as King Sombra
 * 30) Popee as Popee
 * 31) Aladdin as Aladdin
 * 32) King Harkinian as King Harkinian
 * 33) Charlie Brown as Charlie Brown
 * 34) Manny Heffley as Manny Heffley
 * 35) Jafar as Jafar
 * 36) Shrek as Shrek
 * 37) Roosevelt D. Franklin as Roosevelt D. Franklin
 * 38) Dora as Dora
 * 39) Hey There as everyone else

Crew

 * 1) Troy Bobber did everything

Why This Movie's Worse Than Your Worst Nightmare

 * 1) The main problem is that the movie lacks the charm of the shows other than Peppa Pig and Caillou.
 * 2) Lots of unnecessary jumpscares without buildup when you should make buildups like after Caillou makes Elmo have sex with a blender after a game of "Elmo sticks his penis in a blender while Caillou turns the blender on with Elmo's penis still in the blender", his penis falls off than suddenly, Random's dead great grandma jumps to the camera
 * 3) Every character is flanderized to be extremely unlikable especially Shrek
 * 4) * Shrek's literal character in the movie is all about him being "bishrekual" while joking about bisexuals then someone chews him out so he chews them out because according to him he's "bishrekual" so he can make fun of bisexuals.
 * 5) Rather laughable dialogue most infamously when Big Bird says "Angels are singing does that mean? Oh my god! Chuck Norris! He's back from Heaven he's the best thing ever! Oh shit he kicked Elmo in the balls which is weird as fuck because Elmo now has no penis because he had sex with a blender because of Caillou's game yet he has balls!"
 * 6) There are way too many main characters and characters as a whole to keep up with the film as everyone who's not voiced by Hey There are main characters and Hey There voiced a couple million characters in this movie
 * 7) * Shockingly Hey There's characters all have unique voices
 * 8) Goldie and the ghosts serve as pure filler just like Shrek.
 * 9) The ghosts where terrible twist villains as everyone actually thought it was Elmo because he had no penis, especially Kim Kardashian.
 * 10) Misleading rating It originally received a PG rating despite multiple sexual scenes, swearing, etc. Due to multiple complaints, its rating was changed to the X rating.
 * 11) * Ironically despite that, most of the people there where 1 year olds, two years younger than the age group.
 * 12) Despite it taking place in Sesame Street, most Sesame Street characters even reoccurring and major where absent in replace with other characters that wouldn't make sense to crossover with and Roosevelt D. Franklin.
 * 13) * Granted Roosevelt used to be a main character but been retired since 1975! And only appeared in some books, a cameo, and the 50th anniversary special after that. But everyone even retired muppets came in the 50th anniversary special.
 * 14) Wastes the talent of TheRandomMan12345.
 * 15) Troy kept making sequels all are way worse than the last which is saying something as this is universally considered one of the worst films of all time.
 * 16) The sideplot of Aladdin is at Africa while Jafar tries to murder him but they meet King Sombra is quite terrible mainly because of King Sombra and Jafar's relationship, especially in the second half.
 * 17) * The first half they try to kill Aladdin while making unfunny "jokes"
 * 18) * Plot hole: How could Jafar and King Sombra become friends immediately when it takes days, weeks, months, or even years to start getting along?
 * 19) * Then when they murder Aladdin they become enemies and both want to take over the world.
 * 20) * Then the last 3 minutes of the movie, they become friends again.
 * 21) * Then in the mid-credits scene, they become enemies AGAIN. Then Troy Bobber narrates "They will keep going this way forever in their relationship." So it's the movie cliche "They're friends now they're enemies now they're friends again now they're enemies again and it'll keep going this way of friends than enemies until one gets shrek'd" which is very, very annoying.
 * 22) It was so bad that it was removed from theatres only two days after it originally premiered.

The Only Redeeming Quality

 * 1) The ending where Jim Henson and Frank Oz scold the muppets for what they did was quite satisfying.

Reception
Upon release, Nightmare on Sesame Street was universally panned by critics and was considered one of the worst movies of all time. On Rotten Tomatoes, it received a critics' score of 0% and an audience score of 0%. The site's consensus states "This movie truly is every mh:terribletvshows:Sesame Street fan's worst nightmare.". On Metacritic, it has a 3 out of 100, indicating "overwhelming dislike". On mh:rottenwebsites:IMDb, it has a score of 1.1/10. After receiving multiple complaints from parents, it was re-rated X but due to the extremely high amount of criticism it received, it was removed from theatres only two days after originally premiering. In that two days, it made 75 trillion dollars on a budget of 62 cents. Fred rated this movie 3 cats with rabies out of 5.