Blog:Uncool Cunt Fucks the Kids (FAKE)

Uncool Cunt Fucks the Kids is a 7242 movie by Troy Bobber who claims Uncool Cunt is cooler than Barney The Dinosaur it was a sequel to Let Let Let's Learn Some Maths With Dr Chance

Uncool Plot
After Dr Chance is "harassed" he moves to new city and dresses up like a cat costume to fuck kids he names himself Cool Cat little did he know he wasn't even harassed and they just said please stop hurting us

Cunt Actors

 * Troy Bobber as everyone

Fucks the Crew

 * Troy Bobber did everything

Why this movie is Not cooler than Barney The Dinosaur

 * 1) Dr Chance is unlikable he tries to fuck the kids in his cat costume and beats people up when they get him to stop I'm not joking
 * 2) Misleading trailers it said it's the first non bullying and non gun movie but it's anything but it
 * 3) The long scene where Dr Chance has sex with a girl who's only 4 a pedophile scene
 * 4) Speaking of due to long scenes the film is 40 days long
 * 5) Also this is a pedophile film
 * 6) Robocume the only somewhat likeable character in Let Let Let's Learn Some Maths With Dr Chance is not in this film making it worse as he could've at least improve the movie a tiny bit
 * 7) many attempts to be hip and cool and rad like when Dr Chance says yeah!!! Dab on!!!! Time to silly game over
 * 8) Speaking of the silly game over line it was meant to say say not silly but due to low budget Troy kept it
 * 9) The voices
 * 10) The budget of 20 cents
 * 11) It claimed it is for kids but it's not
 * 12) Poop jokes most infamously when Dr Chance says well anyone who doesn't love me haz a poo poop onion rotten for their bwains
 * 13) Like in Let Let Let's Learn Maths With Dr Chance, any time Dr Chance moves, it shows him twerking then when he is supposed to stop moving, he randomly teleports to where he was trying to go

The only thing that pervented the last 3 viewers at the movie theater to leave

 * 1) it teaches us how to not make a film

Reception
On a 20 cent budget it made 20 billion dollars also 0% rotten tomatoes and 1/10 on imdb also it was ranked the 3rd worst film of the 7240s and 3rd worst Troy Bobber movie along with the 2nd worst movie of the year and 3rd worst movie of all time