Blog:Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker but it was created by you-know-who

This is a parody of TomDoggyDaly's style of making pages. I've been meaning to make something like this for a while, but never got around to doing it.

The Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is a film.

The Summary
The resistance fights the First Order, who is now helped by Palpatine.

The Bad Qualities

 * 1) The teaser poster.
 * 2) The return of Palpatine.
 * 3) The plot holes.
 * 4) The Force teleportation.
 * 5) The expectations from Disney.
 * 6) The opening.
 * 7) The predictability.
 * 8) The plot twists.
 * 9) The Final battle.
 * 10) The under-use of Rose.
 * 11) The ruining of old characters.
 * 12) The unsolved plots.
 * 13) The LGBT pandering.
 * 14) The waste of Hux.
 * 15) The deus-ex-machinas.
 * 16) The fast pacing.
 * 17) The fan service.
 * 18) The rehashing.

The Good Qualities

 * 1) The visual effects
 * 2) The action scenes.
 * 3) The acting.
 * 4) The return of Lando.
 * 5) The force ghost scene.
 * 6) The music.
 * 7) The ending.
 * 8) The Han Solo cameo.

The Reception
The film is considered average.